An odd tribute to the films of Stanley Kubrick. The score for the "The Shining" (with title-card jumpscare), the secret meeting of elites, re: "Eyes Wide Shut", and even that pillar in the courtroom lobby is reminiscent of the Monolith in "2001". Perhaps even the end of the world ("Dr. Strangelove").
A beer for breakfast Another for first coffee break Elevensees 2 Martini lunch Afternoon pick-me-up Happy Hour A cocktail before dinner Two bottles of wine during dinner An aperitif Night cap
Dave must have some actual experience with an actual alcoholic For me and plenty of others I know in recovery this is exactly the paradox. Hitting the perfect “spot” is easy at the beginning. Later on though it’s almost impossible to stay at that perfect level without going past
This also works as a metaphor for that moment when you start drinking to be sociable and think, "Ah, a little bit more will be fine." Next thing you know, you've reached the, "Might as well get shit-faced now" phase.
I find when I play poker, the sweet spot is exactly 1.5 drinks. I'm relaxed enough to make the big bets when necessary, but I'm still able to play at my best.
... 4:14 ... genocide is committed with cider ... ici suicide sushi ici homicide icey meth crack champagne camp pain unit methylamphetamine fermentally ill brain dead vegetables for cannibalism ... sitting on ones derriere in my buildings and we cannot be slightly drunk ever ! obviously the inebriati are cannibals bevause they could not handle { real } dairy farming or anything other than " funny farm " and the funny farm of harm pharmaceuticals ...
... 1:32 ... the drunk ones leeching off everybody else all day ... typists and legal typing doesnt require any talent skill or energy of the human body - the adolf hitler typist { pissed drunk } pool of ibm www fraud data-entry ... then ruining everybody with enforced methylation with mental me th health drugs drunk { roo kangaroo of the papuanew guinea cannibal invaders of the highlands of new guinea - ng nazi germany } to support the coprophiliac cannibal supper with fortified-wine sup-port ... ici suicide ici homicide the holy see third reich of ice ... fermentally ill and brain-damaged for human vegetables - all typed to the www fraudulent web pages of the 1960s ...
If you enjoyed these sketches I can't recommend highly enough the movie Another Round, starring Mads Mikkelsen - basically the same plot, but they are all high school teachers (but it gets very depressing) and has a beautiful ending!
"Suffice to say that at all major historical events, we've been in the background. Gently swaying from side to side..." That line just tickles me for all the right reasons.
Nobody can beat Mitchell and Webb when it comes to making horrific sentences hilarious. There was "the world would be a different place if even SOME of the children had survived" in one of the Quiz Broadcast sketches, then here, there's "Yes! I got that guy off that vicious sex murder, even though he obviously did it!".
I wonder what Trump would make of this video today (21st January 2025).
It all sort of makes sense. Damn it
This is very inaccurate. Most lawyers I know are high on cocaine.
What is this skit from?
Trump doesn't drink.
ANOTHER ROUND
Bottoms up!
Is this another expression of the Ballmer Peak ?
Rowley Birkin QC, the early years. I think but, then I was vverrrrry, vverrry drunk.
"Little Joe" just thinking about it cracks me up.
That's the music from The Shining. And in actual fact I am ever so slightly drunk. I mean really. I am ever so slightly drunk.
Oddbins went into administration in 2023. I guess someone at the top finally finished the second glass...
I like how the only person mentioned in the description is Adolf Hitler
this is what cause the event if i recall
Kebabs and destruction.
What to google what "Drambuie" is. Never heard of it before.
Another Round (2020) but make it British
#kamala
Only the British could find inebriation so funny. Alcoholism is no joke.
Mate, have a pint and a half and come back to this.
@@merges2But no more!
An odd tribute to the films of Stanley Kubrick. The score for the "The Shining" (with title-card jumpscare), the secret meeting of elites, re: "Eyes Wide Shut", and even that pillar in the courtroom lobby is reminiscent of the Monolith in "2001". Perhaps even the end of the world ("Dr. Strangelove").
The Knights Tippler.
Still waiting for the funny.
You're going to be waiting a while, sir. The problem seems to be you.
A beer for breakfast Another for first coffee break Elevensees 2 Martini lunch Afternoon pick-me-up Happy Hour A cocktail before dinner Two bottles of wine during dinner An aperitif Night cap
'Barristing' would be funnier than 'barristering' in my opinion.
This is fucking brilliant 😂😂😂
“Our secret headquarters under the Head Office of Oddbins”… A couple of jokes in that line alone.
Slightly bitter in 2024.
Our sense of humour and observational awareness are so important to us. Love these guys.
👏👏👏👏
you tit. might as well get shitfaced now
Rudy Giuliani 😂
"Kebabs... and destruction" pure gold
This is one of the greatest sketches ever, right up with monty python
For every drink I take this gets more funny. And deeper..
Finishing his second pint led to 'The Event'.
It certainly worked for Churchill...
It is true, that slight drunk person has always been there think inking we couldn't see them the entire time.
Dave must have some actual experience with an actual alcoholic For me and plenty of others I know in recovery this is exactly the paradox. Hitting the perfect “spot” is easy at the beginning. Later on though it’s almost impossible to stay at that perfect level without going past
Take the Red Sox miraculously beating the Yankees after being down 3-0
This also works as a metaphor for that moment when you start drinking to be sociable and think, "Ah, a little bit more will be fine." Next thing you know, you've reached the, "Might as well get shit-faced now" phase.
🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅😅🤣 Yes.
🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🤣😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I find when I play poker, the sweet spot is exactly 1.5 drinks. I'm relaxed enough to make the big bets when necessary, but I'm still able to play at my best.
... 4:14 ... genocide is committed with cider ... ici suicide sushi ici homicide icey meth crack champagne camp pain unit methylamphetamine fermentally ill brain dead vegetables for cannibalism ... sitting on ones derriere in my buildings and we cannot be slightly drunk ever ! obviously the inebriati are cannibals bevause they could not handle { real } dairy farming or anything other than " funny farm " and the funny farm of harm pharmaceuticals ...
... 1:32 ... the drunk ones leeching off everybody else all day ... typists and legal typing doesnt require any talent skill or energy of the human body - the adolf hitler typist { pissed drunk } pool of ibm www fraud data-entry ... then ruining everybody with enforced methylation with mental me th health drugs drunk { roo kangaroo of the papuanew guinea cannibal invaders of the highlands of new guinea - ng nazi germany } to support the coprophiliac cannibal supper with fortified-wine sup-port ... ici suicide ici homicide the holy see third reich of ice ... fermentally ill and brain-damaged for human vegetables - all typed to the www fraudulent web pages of the 1960s ...
And they wanted to be men And do some fighting in the street They said "no surrender No chance of retreat"
If you enjoyed these sketches I can't recommend highly enough the movie Another Round, starring Mads Mikkelsen - basically the same plot, but they are all high school teachers (but it gets very depressing) and has a beautiful ending!
I also thought of that movie immediately! 😊
This is some of the funniest shit I saw in the last couple months ....came back cause I was chuckling about it.....
"Suffice to say that at all major historical events, we've been in the background. Gently swaying from side to side..." That line just tickles me for all the right reasons.
This is like playing darts…it is easier if you are drunk.
oh no not the kebabs
A bit fighty. 😂
Nobody can beat Mitchell and Webb when it comes to making horrific sentences hilarious. There was "the world would be a different place if even SOME of the children had survived" in one of the Quiz Broadcast sketches, then here, there's "Yes! I got that guy off that vicious sex murder, even though he obviously did it!".