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Funny Nijisanji Clip Compilation [ENG SUB]
A compilation of fairly recent short and medium length Nijisanji clips that I found funny and wanted to share with everyone else. Reuploaded because of a major rendering bug that made it through to the final video as well as two minor grammar issues in the English.
Featured Livers:
Ienaga Mugi - ua-cam.com/channels/_GCs6GARLxEHxy1w40d6VQ.html
Tsukino Mito - ua-cam.com/channels/D-miitqNY3nyukJ4Fnf4_A.html
Kenmochi Toya - ua-cam.com/channels/v1fFr156jc65EMiLbaLImw.html
Ars Almal - ua-cam.com/channels/dpUojq0KWZCN9bxXnZwz5w.html
Hanabatake Chaika - ua-cam.com/channels/sFn_ueskBkMCEyzCEqAOvg.html
Sasaki Saku - ua-cam.com/channels/oztvTULBYd3WmStqYeoHcA.html
Furen E Lustario - ua-cam.com/channels/uep1JCrMvSxOGgGhBfJuYw.html
Machita Chima - ua-cam.com/channels/o7TRj3cS-f_1D9ZDmuTsjw.html
Kuzuha - ua-cam.com/channels/SFCh5NL4qXrAy9u-u2lX3g.html
Yamagami Karuta - ua-cam.com/channels/llKI7VjyANuS1RXatizfLQ.html
Matsukai Mao - ua-cam.com/channels/erkculBD7YLc_vOGrF7tKg.html
Amamiya Kokoro - ua-cam.com/channels/kIimWZ9gBJRamKF0rmPU8w.html
Suzuya Aki - ua-cam.com/channels/pnvhOIJ6BN-vPkYU9ls-Eg.html
Takamiya Rion - ua-cam.com/channels/V5ZZlLjk5MKGg3L0n0vbzw.html
Yorumi Rena - ua-cam.com/channels/L34fAoFim9oHLbVzMKFavQ.html
Shiina Yuika - ua-cam.com/channels/_4tXjqecqox5Uc05ncxpxg.html
Sources:
0:00 Ienaga Mugi's Road Rage!
ua-cam.com/video/dUOWC7WB9xg/v-deo.html
0:38 Tsukino Mito's odd impression...
ua-cam.com/video/s6JFLeSju48/v-deo.html
1:29 Ars "THE BIG" Almal
ua-cam.com/video/5mHY6css7-g/v-deo.html
2:02 Chaika does not like Koopas.
ua-cam.com/video/Eu4Tl-u-B4U/v-deo.html
2:15 Sasaki and Ars's Diamond Hunt Results (1/3)
ua-cam.com/video/uM1kaxDcZps/v-deo.html
2:49 Furen's Marshmallows are a bit...
ua-cam.com/video/sROnY9v9I_s/v-deo.html
3:10 ChimaSpin.gif
ua-cam.com/video/idpVnvWn0as/v-deo.html
4:00 Kuzuha dies
ua-cam.com/video/jPN0uTvNZWQ/v-deo.html
4:21 Yamagami Ka-ruta~
ua-cam.com/video/s6JFLeSju48/v-deo.html
4:34 Matsukai may be flexible but...
ua-cam.com/video/PgYg0vCkwtA/v-deo.html
5:00 Sasaki's forfeit for Ars (2/3)
ua-cam.com/video/uM1kaxDcZps/v-deo.html
6:18 SUKI
ua-cam.com/video/s6JFLeSju48/v-deo.html
6:30 Chima gets distracted by Shotas
ua-cam.com/video/YHXbFkICM8U/v-deo.html
7:05 Kenmochi's encounter with a ghost
ua-cam.com/video/kiGVvGErvH4/v-deo.html
8:24 Takamiya Rion's duet with Kirito?
ua-cam.com/video/s3488jEGmDo/v-deo.html
9:10 Ars' makes contact with Ex Albio (3/3)
ua-cam.com/video/uM1kaxDcZps/v-deo.html
10:06 End Card + Chaika, Shiina, and Yorumi's Carpool Sesh
ua-cam.com/video/pYBX0vfKQiU/v-deo.html
Translation/Editing: Haiku
*DISCLAIMER*
This content is not my own, by all means please watch the original video provided at the top of the description. This video is simply intended as a viewing aide. The translations here are not perfect and some translational liberties was taken to provide a more natural reading experience at the cost of accuracy (compare with 'literal translation'). You have been warned.
#EngSubs #Nijisanji #VTubers
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Fumino Tamaki's important update (with lyrics) [ENG SUB]
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The stray cat once again proves why she is known for being unlucky. Original Tweet: nekokan_chu/status/1308779829400010754 Video Source: ua-cam.com/video/bdQOXmrw8BM/v-deo.html Channel: ua-cam.com/channels/BiqkFJljoxAj10SoP2w2Cg.html Thumbnail Artwork: MOGUMOGUyunomi/status/1235584048044507136 Translation/Editing: haiku *DISCLAIMER* This content is not my own, by all mea...
gawr gura in the femur breaker
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note: shark elbow = human femur Source1: ua-cam.com/video/nnE0fyh-E8w/v-deo.html Source2: ua-cam.com/video/cCOJqSrbiIA/v-deo.html Meme: ua-cam.com/video/UTJoZ4-RPbc/v-deo.html Gawr Gura: ua-cam.com/channels/oSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g.html #GawrGura #hololiveEN #sharkgirl
me and the boys shrimping gawr gura's stream
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it was funnier in my head i swear, reupload since last one had a sound glitch. source: ua-cam.com/video/cCOJqSrbiIA/v-deo.html meme: ua-cam.com/video/X8CTEzQY83c/v-deo.html song: ua-cam.com/video/6Zbi0XmGtMw/v-deo.html gawr gura: ua-cam.com/channels/oSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g.html #GawrGura #hololiveEN #sharkgirl
gawr gura - you want some shark facts?
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more shark memes Source1: ua-cam.com/video/9LwxW7WUTKs/v-deo.html Source2: ua-cam.com/video/dBK0gKW61NU/v-deo.html Meme: ua-cam.com/video/5F1noPMJmAc/v-deo.html Gawr Gura: ua-cam.com/channels/oSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g.html #GawrGura #hololiveEN #sharkgirl
Gawr Gura FCs Bassline ft. Nanahira (MASTER) on Muse Dash [ENG SUB]
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Gawr Gura is a legend at Muse Dash. Seriously. Check the source for more. Source: ua-cam.com/video/KEe_DpgxQf0/v-deo.html Gawr Gura: ua-cam.com/channels/oSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g.html Editing/Song Translation: haiku If I didn't at least subtitle the song I'd feel like I wouldn't have actually done anything... Lyrics were translated from genius.com/Camellia-can-i-friend-you-on-bassbook-lol-lyrics *...
chat reacts to gawr gura's first words (hololiveEN)
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low quality shit post alert Source1: ua-cam.com/video/dBK0gKW61NU/v-deo.html Source2: ua-cam.com/video/D5PrReAnjQE/v-deo.html Meme: ua-cam.com/video/4MFSMsW4tgw/v-deo.html Gawr Gura: ua-cam.com/channels/oSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g.html Shirakami Fubuki: ua-cam.com/channels/dn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg.html #GawrGura #hololiveEN #ShirakamiFubuki
Subaru falls so hard she unleashes her FINAL FORM
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beware of duck source: ua-cam.com/video/Gufob2VkgS8/v-deo.html stolen meme: ua-cam.com/video/jfr2vU4GGts/v-deo.html song: ua-cam.com/video/Tks_gp6GjHA/v-deo.html #subaru #luna #horror3d
Haachama Channel Takeover, forgetting Botan's birthday, update on Original Song [ENG SUB]
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Akai Haato (AKA Haachama) is a humanoid creature approximately 154 centimeters in height. The subject suffers from a rare form of multiple personality disorder (MPD) which manifests itself as one of either two different and distinct personalities. As of writing, Haachama has near complete control over the body and has almost completely subdued Akai Haato. Due to the possibility of a mass chain ...
majima gives the new hololiveEN girl a shark
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I can't believe they made The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl into an anime. Gawr Gura: ua-cam.com/channels/oSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g.html Twitter (video source): gawrgura Stolen Meme: ua-cam.com/video/1yDXommZwWQ/v-deo.html #hololiveEN #gawrgura #sharkgirl
towa said the t-word (DIRECTOR'S CUT) (2020 REMASTERED)
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realised the audio levels were way off so here's version two with subtitles and better audio. Source: ua-cam.com/video/8BcqUYnK8bg/v-deo.html Towa: ua-cam.com/channels/1uv2Oq6kNxgATlCiez59hw.html Original Cut: ua-cam.com/video/s4yh_A5wOaA/v-deo.html #TMT #TMD
haiku fortress
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haiku fortress
Machita Chima sang the same song live for... 8 HOURS!?! [ENG SUB]
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Machita Chima (町田ちま) is a female Japanese Virtual UA-camr and member of Nijisanji (formerly of Nijisanji SEEDs). In this stream she attempts to sing the song Freesia by Uru non-stop and manages to reach 100 reptitions after 8 grueling hours from midnight till 8:30am in Japan along the way also trending first on JP Twitter. Her backstory is that she is a 16-year-old high school first-year fresh ...
Nene's Ultimate Food and Dining Guide [ENG SUB/Momosuzu Nene]
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Momosuzu Nene (桃鈴ねね) is a female Japanese Virtual UA-camr who loves Gyoza and being dining out by herself. In this clip she talks about her experiences as a solo diner as well as her favourite foods and restaurants, at the end she discusses the possibility of a Gyoza party with the rest of Holofive and their Gyoza making abilities. She is part of the 5th generation of Hololive alongside Yukihan...
Hoshimachi Suisei and Inui Toko's Powerful Acoustic Duet [ENG SUB/Romaji/Chords (CC)]
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Hoshimachi Suisei and Inui Toko are two talented singers and good friends from Hololive and Nijisanji respectively. In this video taken from "Hoshimachi Suisei's MUSIC SPACE" episode 19 (first half), they sing an acoustic cover of Kaze wa Yokoku naku Fuku (The Wind Blows with Warning) from Macross Delta (2016). Sakanoue Yosuke is the name of the guitarist. Guitar chords in the English Captions....
Creepy STALKER hunts down Fubuki, Flare, and Watame!?! [ENG SUB/BakatareTrio]
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Creepy STALKER hunts down Fubuki, Flare, and Watame!?! [ENG SUB/BakatareTrio]
If Korone stutters she will instantly die [ENG SUB/Inugami Korone]
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If Korone stutters she will instantly die [ENG SUB/Inugami Korone]
That other time Shiina ditched Sasaki ft. Okayu and Aqua [ENG SUB/Team NASS]
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That other time Shiina ditched Sasaki ft. Okayu and Aqua [ENG SUB/Team NASS]
Two Witches try to Escape PIEN Hell [ENG SUB/Ars Almal/Murasaki Shion]
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Two Witches try to Escape PIEN Hell [ENG SUB/Ars Almal/Murasaki Shion]
Rushia makes a Critical Mistake (VOLUME WARNING) [ENG SUB/Uruha Rushia]
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Rushia makes a Critical Mistake (VOLUME WARNING) [ENG SUB/Uruha Rushia]
random dbd clips i have on stored on my hard drive: volume 1
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random dbd clips i have on stored on my hard drive: volume 1
Ars Almal and the Merchant's Revenge [ENG SUB/Ars Almal]
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Ars Almal and the Merchant's Revenge [ENG SUB/Ars Almal]
Shion the Underwear Detective [ENG SUB/Murasaki Shion]
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Shion the Underwear Detective [ENG SUB/Murasaki Shion]
Korone School Musical [ENG SUB/Inugami Korone]
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Korone School Musical [ENG SUB/Inugami Korone]
NEW SUPER (BABY) DWIGHT BROS.
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NEW SUPER (BABY) DWIGHT BROS.
#22【Dead By Daylight】Juking an Ebony Mori Spirit?
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#22【Dead By Daylight】Juking an Ebony Mori Spirit?
#20【Dead By Daylight】Making a deal with the Devil
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#21【Dead By Daylight】The Story of an Insidious Leatherface and Three Very Salty Survivors
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#19【Dead By Daylight】Freddie's Endgame is No Joke!
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КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @Sora50074
    @Sora50074 4 місяці тому

    kenmochi's face after iinchou's impression wwww

  • @Marey_Mad
    @Marey_Mad 8 місяців тому

    НЮХАЙ БЭБРУ

  • @yohannbiimu
    @yohannbiimu 9 місяців тому

    Of course, Coco wouldn't wear them. How could she wear her plug-in-type Asacoco if she wore panties?

  • @rikterterran3833
    @rikterterran3833 Рік тому

    Crazy how far the "new hololiveEN girl" has come.

  • @jaadeon
    @jaadeon Рік тому

    this is so pog !!

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox Рік тому

    LMAO!!

  • @Kirinoyume
    @Kirinoyume 2 роки тому

    Although the translation is a bit off

  • @RGBredgreenblue
    @RGBredgreenblue 2 роки тому

    That great that i not using Line Messanger? Or at least could've disable any notifications, only manual check...

    • @RGBredgreenblue
      @RGBredgreenblue 2 роки тому

      lyrics of song is weird.

    • @CunnyLover727
      @CunnyLover727 Рік тому

      @@RGBredgreenblue This translation and the one from Nanahira's video are a bit different

    • @RGBredgreenblue
      @RGBredgreenblue Рік тому

      @@CunnyLover727 Yeah.

  • @enamori_ikuri
    @enamori_ikuri 2 роки тому

    dedication is an understate ment they got a will of steel

  • @eighthmink4719
    @eighthmink4719 2 роки тому

    Where it all started

  • @sunnyboy87423
    @sunnyboy87423 2 роки тому

    Ahhhhhh! Its michael myers!!!

  • @sunnyboy87423
    @sunnyboy87423 2 роки тому

    AAHHHHHHHH! Its michael, michael myer from the movie halloween 2018.

  • @JusticeMagnum
    @JusticeMagnum 2 роки тому

    Not her most critical mistake anymore…

  • @dttcqt-gspdn
    @dttcqt-gspdn 2 роки тому

    Who is it Gavr Gura?

  • @SplashGamer0907
    @SplashGamer0907 2 роки тому

    I think this is the very first "Clip" of Gura.

  • @thienanphan5095
    @thienanphan5095 2 роки тому

    i pretty sure she didnt say anything

  • @Art10up
    @Art10up 2 роки тому

    I see rushia :(

  • @AlphaetusPrime
    @AlphaetusPrime 2 роки тому

    This hits different now

  • @katie_2088
    @katie_2088 2 роки тому

    The last one is hilarious OH MY GOD THESE OLD MEMORIES

  • @SpoonAtNoon
    @SpoonAtNoon 2 роки тому

    gawr gura: A Girls: *We have seen god, and she's small*

  • @GorbTV-x5f
    @GorbTV-x5f 2 роки тому

    Why did they get so excited shes just a vtuber

  • @vinyl.168
    @vinyl.168 3 роки тому

    Damn ain’t anyone gonna talk about how cute her voice is? Just me?

    • @iwillbeapromonsterhunterpl4319
      @iwillbeapromonsterhunterpl4319 3 роки тому

      U talk about the girl who sings voice or gura's voice? I like the girl who is singing voice more than gurs bcuz I am not a fan of her

  • @Lotussss
    @Lotussss 3 роки тому

    a.

  • @namvo3013
    @namvo3013 3 роки тому

    I like those bizzare Japanese games. And Korone for playing them

  • @dogwater6793
    @dogwater6793 3 роки тому

    Well this seem a bit too easier than the OSU mania 4K version

  • @radsimp5710
    @radsimp5710 3 роки тому

    She is too strong

  • @netsaosa4973
    @netsaosa4973 3 роки тому

    nice

  • @davidhorvath9333
    @davidhorvath9333 3 роки тому

    What in the name of god is this??!

  • @fadlanal-amsi9839
    @fadlanal-amsi9839 3 роки тому

    Bro

  • @yam79
    @yam79 3 роки тому

    the thing about "BASS-LINE": it came out in december 2017 so basically, nanahira and camellia predicted houshou marine nice

  • @HallidayASR
    @HallidayASR 3 роки тому

    An 8 stars chart FC on Muse Dash is no easy feat let me tell you that, she really is a sweaty gamer

  • @darsev7455
    @darsev7455 3 роки тому

    LMAOO she sounds so innocent NOOOO

  • @trippyzero8612
    @trippyzero8612 3 роки тому

    Thank you sooooo much for writing what abilities do. I don't play the game, love to watch, and it's so much more engaging when someone's explaining what's going on.

  • @potatomaster5570
    @potatomaster5570 3 роки тому

    Apex rythem Gamer

  • @AdiL-uj8fo
    @AdiL-uj8fo 3 роки тому

    Can u give this little pics of girls?

  • @certainaccount7940
    @certainaccount7940 3 роки тому

    It all makes sense now, that's why Shion was a detective on that one Holo Graffiti episode!

  • @ジュピター-q4m
    @ジュピター-q4m 3 роки тому

    I’m Japanese . Sorry I don’t use well English . I think these clips are very high quality and useful to learn English. Thank you! I would like to add some point .well …XL boss is Japanese comic that child must not read . Next Chima Spin have origin of meme [ua-cam.com/video/pr3gncRbzX4/v-deo.html] Thank you for reading.

  • @MrMagnetron2
    @MrMagnetron2 3 роки тому

    As soon as I saw Rion and a picture of Kirito together I knew she was gonna do something cringe and oh boy was I right 😂

  • @flan-z8m
    @flan-z8m 3 роки тому

    One day we build new gangster group . The boss would be shion herself .

  • @bamboozledan
    @bamboozledan 3 роки тому

    Me with a weak heart beat: I guess I'm a living piece of garbage.

  • @Frixeen
    @Frixeen 3 роки тому

    Ah yes, Rushia 4D

  • @psachickennugget8617
    @psachickennugget8617 3 роки тому

    Never realized the lyrics were so degenerate....

  • @AzrenSA
    @AzrenSA 3 роки тому

    You really went above and beyond on the annotations, I really appreciated it, since I don't know the game very well.

  • @unknown-zj8hk
    @unknown-zj8hk 3 роки тому

    micheal stream sniper comfirmed...

  • @zdart007
    @zdart007 3 роки тому

    6:30

  • @user-nc3tb3oi5y
    @user-nc3tb3oi5y 3 роки тому

    should i call shion kawaii shitty brat or sexy onee-chan???

  • @yaypeacepeace9892
    @yaypeacepeace9892 3 роки тому

    Tokomachi is such a great duo