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Ulug Bek
Denmark
Приєднався 7 лют 2020
Data analyst by day and a comedian by night. From Uzbekistan/Denmark.
Almost Scandinavians - Stand-Up Comedy Show Promo
Clips from stand up comedy show 'Almost Danes' by Ulug Bek and Kriti Prajapati. The show is about living in Denmark, loving it and almost integrating. Now they are touring with their show 'Almost Scandinavians' in Sweden.
Kriti's UA-cam channel: www.youtube.com/@KritiPrajapati
#denmark #sweden #expatlife #biking #danish
Kriti's UA-cam channel: www.youtube.com/@KritiPrajapati
#denmark #sweden #expatlife #biking #danish
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When Danes Don't Understand Your Danish
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If you mispronounce a Danish word even slightly, people in Denmark may not understand you. #standupcomedy #scandinavia #comedyzoo #expatlife #rødovre #hvidovre
Living with my OCD Girlfriend
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Living with girlfriend who has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Everything in our house has labels. For me. We still love each other. #funny #organised #autism
When You Are Too Old for Eurovision
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Sometimes, I feel I'm too old for the Eurovision Song Contest #netherlands #finland #ireland #esc
Lunch Time in Denmark Can Surprise You
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Danes have lunch pretty early at work. Too early for me to get hungry. Clip from the stand up comedy show "Almost Danes" in Copenhagen. See the show links in bio. #officelife #scandinavia #expat #comedyzoo #denmark #standup
“Almost Danes” stand up show in 2023
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“Almost Danes” stand up show in 2023
Integrating in Denmark - week numbers, NÅ and TUSIND TAK
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Integrating in Denmark - week numbers, NÅ and TUSIND TAK
An Introvert on Stage & at Office Meetings
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An Introvert on Stage & at Office Meetings
Danes are always ready for the weekend. And they expect the same from you.
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Danes are always ready for the weekend. And they expect the same from you.
Why Denmark Has the Worst Nature Among Nordic Countries
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Why Denmark Has the Worst Nature Among Nordic Countries
My Danish After 10 Years in Denmark
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My Danish After 10 Years in Denmark
Asking for Directions in Danish - Ulug Bek
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Asking for Directions in Danish - Ulug Bek
Becoming a Dane (and start worshipping the sun) - Ulug Bek
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Becoming a Dane (and start worshipping the sun) - Ulug Bek
Being an Introvert Comedian - Ulug Bek
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Being an Introvert Comedian - Ulug Bek
Don't Leave Us Alone With The Danes-Trailer
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Don't Leave Us Alone With The Danes-Trailer
The Truth Behind the Danish Flags at Your Work Desk - Ulug Bek
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The Truth Behind the Danish Flags at Your Work Desk - Ulug Bek
Truth About the Danish Hygge - Ulug Bek
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Truth About the Danish Hygge - Ulug Bek
I Have Two Wives - Ulug Bek (Life in Denmark)
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I Have Two Wives - Ulug Bek (Life in Denmark)
A great addition to Denmark, funny and a hard worker!
This is a guy who understands the Danish mindset!
Cool story bro. My daughter and I was laughing the whole time
Thank you
Try to explain how to pronounce kurv to someone. 😂
yes! i talk in danish (or i try) and they answer in english 🙈 or if they heard me talking to a friend before: they speak german also, no problem, they will just use MY native language 😅
I recently moved to denmark and THIS, this is so true. great set
Oh so you’re Uzbeki! So is my barber. Great guy. Seems the jokes run in the Uzbeki blood 😂!
The only advantage we do have over the other nordic countries is plenty of beaches. The commune I grew up in had about three seperate beaches, but of course you only get to enjoy these in the smaller towns, and most tourists are gonna visit the bigger cities. Buuuuut… The water on the beaches is always cold, even if it is 27 degrees celcius. So you definitely have a point 😂.
Love this content From Denmark
Så sjovt! 😂 Vi går så meget op i vores WEEKENDER 🫣🤭
du er bare så god
The proper way to speak danish is called norwegian.
You forgot the Norwegians 😀
one of us HAS TO DIE! 🤣
For me lunch time is any time between 11:00 and 13:00, but in Norway they eat lunch at 10:30am.
0:29 As a dane i can conferm we smell fear in your voice🙂
:D
Ahh the good old head track yard
Tænk at vi nu står her i 2024 og igen har haft stor invandring, af folk med andre kultur end danmark, jeg synes det er fedt, og jeg er stolt af den hjælp vi har givet. Ukrainerne er bla. faldet godt på plads! En del af mig sidder dog og frygter det går ligesom da de muslimske lande først begyndte at slå rødder i danmark, at kriminaliteten stiger og bandemiljøet bliver forværret :( der håber jeg virkelig ikke.
Thank you for the laughs 😄❤
When you got told, where do you live, sounded more like when do you leave. Even the subtitles said “leave” when you meant “live”.
dane here, the reason why you never win the Weekend Wars is because, as you said, we always do something differently every weekend. It doesnt always matter what you did in the weekend just as long as you explain the best details of what you did and not have litteral VIDEO PROOF of you doing it. What i am saying is that if you have too little amount of details they wont talk about it, if you have too many details they wont talk about it, you just need that middle spot.
Danish is a weird potato language and the greatest mystery is how poets and song writers have managed to wring some beauty from it. No one has yet managed coolness, though.
Danes ALWAYS plan their weekends. And they expect the same from you, thats a NO
Ah, for helvede
Nonsense!
good luck bro
Why have I never seen this guy before? He is hilariously observant 😅
no we don't
Sounds like you work for Novo. My experience is that the earlier work starts the earlier lunch can be 😂 When I was working we didn't have lunch at a specific time so it could be 10:30, 11, 11:30 or 12... It was important to try to get lunch when the cantina wasn't full due to not enough tables and chairs!
“I make fun of Swedes” Well sir it seems it is time to give you citizenship in case you do not have it
Griner 😂
Lunch 11:00
Perfekt 🤣
❤️🫡
The best shit I ever heard. Actually real stories and funny as fuck😂
Poor Rajesh...
I never get, it’s just too early, you just had 2-3h of work at 11, it’s not even halfway through the day.
Well, you're always within 50 km of a nice beach in Denmark - usually much less. The coastline itself is a natural wonder in all its diversity,
Yes, but everything in the water is dead ❤
For oss nordmenn er det lett å uttale de danske ordene riktig,det er bare å drikke så mye brennevin at vi er rett ved å bli bevistløse,da taler vi akkurat som danskene! 😂
Sjovt😂
Kamelåså
I don't know a single grown up danish person who actually plans EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND, we mostly just live and breathe in the here and now, so why make plans all the time?
You dont need to plan your weekends, if all you do is sit in your couch and play videogames
@@LaMilice. No shit? Who said that was all everyone I knew was doing? You're just gonna presume that because you're unintelligent? Wake the fk up and go outside for once. It's incredibly ignorant to think that, just because you're gaming, you don't need to plan it with friends or loved ones. Who ever heard of playing with other people online or setting up real life gaming sessions...
You don’t know anyone with children then
@@owayasomething9295 Your IQ is below the basement.
I plan to relax and prepare both mentally and actually for the coming week, plan what games I'm gonna play, plan what snacks I'm gonna eat, what monsters I'm gonna buy to stay up all Sunday night to read the books I have procrastinated reading for school
I Will nerver forget when we had show falling in the summer after it had been about 20° the day earlier Danmark is great i swear
Weeknumbers are KING!
So true so true, there are always people at the workplace who will never shut up about what they did and never let anyone say anything 😂
Good thing he didn’t move to Avedøre. Even as a fully fledged Dane who lived there as a kid I also do his tactic of different pronounciations in the hopes of getting it right 😂!
I actually lived in Avedøre! Which is part of Hvidovre
@@UlugBekComedy haha good stuff, friend! I lived there in the mid ’80s as a kid before moving to Sweden in ’89. I really think that one is the absolute toughest to pronounce.
nå men øh.... tak for grinet
I am a teacher, and we have just changed the lunch break from 11.20 till 11.30 - so many colleagues complaining they are extremely hungry 🙂
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Its nothing my workplace has lunch at 10 am😮
OMG