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Celtic 3-0 Rangers: post-match reaction
Philippe Clement: let's keep him. Just for a laugh. Just for something different. Let's keep a manager for more than a year and maybe that'll create enough cosmic chaos to change the interminable, stolid, repetitive sea of crap we've endured at Parkhead since the last time we had a manager for more than a year.
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Відео

Europe, Transfers, Parkhead.
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Uefa Europa League draw at noon Friday, transfer window shutting at 11 PM Friday and Celtic away at 12:30 Sunday. All this can only mean one thing: a rant that lasts all day Saturday. It's your European Rage, Transfer Realism, Parkhead Caution pod. 00:00 No Hope of Rome 02:27 Vatican Conspiracy 04:40 Twelve European Finals 06:40 Money for Nothing 08:28 Lisbon Lions 10:10 Same Old Same Old 12:26...
Rangers 6-0 Ross County: post-match reaction
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Barron dropping in to centre-half, Dessers coming deep, Lawrence in on goal; Matondo off the transfer list? Dessers in our affections, Dujon Sterling everywhere and are we suddenly in with a shout next Sunday? Left footers on the right and vice-versa, and them all tucking in. These were the least of the inversions and overlaps and underlaps going on today as Rangers hit the half dozen to hit th...
Ibroxonia: Rangers V Ross County Preview
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There is a preview in here somewhere. Honest. It was meant to be a half hour pod. Then Rangers confirmed they didn't know where we'd be playing Dundee in the League Cup and I kinda lost it. Show me the way to go home. 00:00 Bedtime Story 02:17 Intro 03:05 Simply The Best Heist Movie 09:04 Copland Road Meet-Cute 16:56 Delightful Doubt 20:30 Hampden's Evil Grip 21:38 Let's go home Debbie 26:56 Sq...
Rangers 2-0 St Johnstone: post-match reaction
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A tired, confused man on an out-of-synch video is the most meta source for reaction to another piecemeal Rangers performance nevertheless providing our video-assisted and best result of the season. Viewer discretion advised (includes scenes of a steak bake nature). 00:00 Intro 02:55 Scoreboard Time 05:55 A Boring Win 09:51 Edward Said and EM Forster 18:13 Happier at Hampden 24:27 Starting XI 27...
Oh, it's you again: Rangers v St Johnstone preview
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Look ahead to an epic clash between two clubs with three major trophies to their name over the last eleven years. Okay, one of them won a few more in the preceding 140 years but it'll still be an intense night at a packed, bouncing national stadium. Just wish I could remember when it kicks off... 00:00 Intro 01:43 paper 06:25 cold season 07:44 AMAZING St Johnstone 16:36 Boring St Johnstone 19:2...
Rangers 0-2 Dynamo Kyiv (Agg: 1-3): post-match reaction
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Rangers are flat, boring and cheated. Two of these terms can be applied to this pod, and one to anyone who gives it the time of day. Just a fat, baldy old man cry-wan*ing into a microphone. Still more entertaining, however, than the game which condemns Rangers to another Europa League group stage. 00:00 Decoy 05:27 Intro 07:00 This Round of This Comp 08:30 Saintees 10:00 Horrible Night 11:48 St...
Rangers v Dynamo Kyiv Preview: Never mind the money - feel the occasion!
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Rangers host their first European match away from Ibrox and for some of us (me) it's all too much: half an hour of historical contextualising followed by 18 minutes on how we win the actual game. 00:00 Historical context 29:55 Team selection
Rangers 2-1 Motherwell: post-match reaction
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Rangers 2-1 Motherwell: post-match reaction
HAMPDEN, BABY! Guide to the new digs and Motherwell preview
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HAMPDEN, BABY! Guide to the new digs and Motherwell preview
Dynamo Kyiv 1-1 Rangers: post-match reaction
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Dynamo Kyiv 1-1 Rangers: post-match reaction
Dynamo Kyiv v Rangers: preview pod
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Dynamo Kyiv v Rangers: preview pod
Hearts 0-0 Rangers: post-match reaction
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Hearts 0-0 Rangers: post-match reaction
Union Berlin 4-4 Rangers: post-match reaction
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Union Berlin 4-4 Rangers: post-match reaction
Summer Catch Up Part 2: Man U, Trevor Francis, Union Berlin, Dynamo; Hampden, Hampden, HAMPDEN!!
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Summer Catch Up Part 2: Man U, Trevor Francis, Union Berlin, Dynamo; Hampden, Hampden, HAMPDEN!!
Summer Catch Up Part 1: Euro 2024 Final
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Summer Catch Up Part 1: Euro 2024 Final
It's Coming Home (Queen's Park's old home)!
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It's Coming Home (Queen's Park's old home)!
Summertime Blues
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Summertime Blues
Cranes, Blames & Fixture List Deals
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Cranes, Blames & Fixture List Deals
Scotland 0-1 Hungary: post-match reaction
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Scotland 0-1 Hungary: post-match reaction
Steve Clarke Must Go
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Steve Clarke Must Go
Scotland 1-1 Switzerland: post-match reaction
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Scotland 1-1 Switzerland: post-match reaction
Germany 5-1 Scotland: post-match reaction
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Germany 5-1 Scotland: post-match reaction
Five Guys Goodbyes
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Five Guys Goodbyes
End of Season Lament
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End of Season Lament
Epitome of Fat I mean Cool
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Epitome of Fat I mean Cool
Der Kaiser: an apology
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Der Kaiser: an apology
Michael Mann's Ferrari: immediate post-movie reaction
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Michael Mann's Ferrari: immediate post-movie reaction
Michael Mann Mania
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Michael Mann Mania
Rangers AGM: Questioning the Questions
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Rangers AGM: Questioning the Questions

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  • @brendanmckenna8126
    @brendanmckenna8126 3 години тому

    In peace. Saliva ( sic ) Prague is in past and another country……. Very good & like many wondered where you were? Great album in background my favourite band of aw time… wife still tells everyone 1st Date was seeing 1st doc/film?!?

  • @CharlieFox-po5tu
    @CharlieFox-po5tu День тому

    C’mon, Fat Eck, you lazy bastard. Give us a pod! I really want to know your Top 10 albums/films. Celtic fans around the would have our sharks ready for launch! Give us our wish or Willo Flood is coming to haunt you!

  • @derekruairc334
    @derekruairc334 2 дні тому

    Davey from Rutherglen is just one step doon from Gary of Cambuslang or Gav from Govan. "....on an island" Horse's island?

  • @davidmcsweeney4401
    @davidmcsweeney4401 2 дні тому

    Brilliant Thank You

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 2 дні тому

      Thanks for taking the time, David. Appreciated👍

  • @georgereid4528
    @georgereid4528 3 дні тому

    As fillibusting goes this was a masterful performance, if only our players could sort themselves out and put in a performance we could take this defeat ...it's the lack of effort and courage that hurts the most great pod Alec

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 3 дні тому

      Thanks, George - appreciated, mate - and, yeah, as you say, at least it's my job to filibuster: Rangers have no place doing it on the pitch, at Parkhead. Again.

  • @davey8914
    @davey8914 4 дні тому

    And, having listened to your measured, precise assessment, I suggest you replace Clement, mate.

  • @davey8914
    @davey8914 4 дні тому

    Enjoyed your video, honest assessment. Once Celtic got into gear it was gonna be a doin. A sore one for you. Keep up the well thought out vids. Cheers. 🍀

  • @robbiegraham9359
    @robbiegraham9359 4 дні тому

    Dinnae eck 😂 pissin myself buttocks 😂

  • @Cmlboswell
    @Cmlboswell 4 дні тому

    I'm a Celtic fan, and I unironically love your videos ❤

  • @DonRobertson-k1k
    @DonRobertson-k1k 4 дні тому

    Amazing big man. Good to see u back at it. Fav podcaster! Hilarious 🇬🇧

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@DonRobertson-k1k Thanks, Don. Thanks for giving it your time, sir 👍

  • @mickmcmenemy7701
    @mickmcmenemy7701 5 днів тому

    Brilliant. I wasn't expecting the bellboy story. Instant classic.

  • @tomyoung9152
    @tomyoung9152 5 днів тому

    Eck, the Ibrox Voltaire. No idea how that big brain of yours works but do keep it up 😂🍀😂🍀😂🍀

  • @shantydoctor
    @shantydoctor 5 днів тому

    This is class - like Milton Erickson reviewing a Gers match 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💙🇳🇿

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 5 днів тому

      Had to Google that one. Milton Erickson. Thanks, my friend - both for taking the time to watch the pod and introducing me to hypnotic Milton.

    • @johnglynhughes4239
      @johnglynhughes4239 4 дні тому

      Wow, came for the witty banter but never expected a Milton Erickson reference!

  • @daz01
    @daz01 5 днів тому

    Jeeeesus that was literally a load of sh!t3 big pal 🤣🤣👏 #trough

    • @daz01
      @daz01 5 днів тому

      Different class 💙👏

  • @martintierney5397
    @martintierney5397 5 днів тому

    Alec, I don't see the issue with the butt cheeks other than you could ruin the elastic on the thong, so be careful.

  • @jamesmccallum1794
    @jamesmccallum1794 5 днів тому

    World class Eck. Thank you. Bizarrely I’m so relieved we’ve got a 2 week break, give a wee bit of time for the mental damage I inflicted myself yesterday.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@jamesmccallum1794 aye I felt a strange lightness of mood today, James and I think you've nailed it. My subconscious is saying "at least they can't hurt you for another couple of weeks". Brutal state of affairs but true. Thanks, sir.

  • @Tongo137
    @Tongo137 5 днів тому

    Diomande. Yu hate celtic big deal. But can u play I,ve no seen it apart a goal against hearts

  • @Tongo137
    @Tongo137 5 днів тому

    You'll no believe I was a bookies manager for 25y. Before technology

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 5 днів тому

      @@Tongo137 VAR ruined the game, Tongo😉👍. Ladbrokes? Hills?

    • @robbiegraham9359
      @robbiegraham9359 4 дні тому

      ​@@FatEck1999ah marked the board in laddies methil jeez 40 year ago 😮

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@robbiegraham9359 Respect! 1997-2000 for me so I had it easy, with the screens everywhere.

  • @Tongo137
    @Tongo137 5 днів тому

    Alec as I said millar brand forrest nmccoist hately negri but dessers rangers no 9 ffs

  • @CharlieFox-po5tu
    @CharlieFox-po5tu 5 днів тому

    This Corkonian Celtic fan can’t go 2weeks without a legendary Fat Eck Pod. I’ve got 2 suggestions: 1. Fat Eck’s Top10 albums. The more obscure the better. You look like a Gentle Giant, Grateful Dead fan. 2. Fat Eck’s Top 10 films(not including Heat - 😂). Get it done Eck, you goddam legend!

  • @Nononnein-j4o
    @Nononnein-j4o 5 днів тому

    Not an easy thing to make me laugh today but you managed it

  • @davidcassels7312
    @davidcassels7312 5 днів тому

    God save the queen.... King the fascist regime................... made you a moron.

  • @JM-fn5is
    @JM-fn5is 5 днів тому

    Another quality vid eck onwards n upwards hopefully big man watp

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@JM-fn5is thanks, bud - appreciate ye taking the time again. Mibbee one day we'll actually have a proper win over this mob to chat about. Law of averages if nothing else...😬😃👍

  • @colincameron3885
    @colincameron3885 5 днів тому

    Really liked the “Never mind the Bollocks” album cover as the headline 😂. The defeat was painful as it was self inflicted by our defending, but we know we can learn from this. “Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for the future” says the famous German scientist, so I’ll stick with that and Phil. Thanks again Alex, Gersnet needs you back urgently to brighten them up. 🔴⚪️🔵

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      Cheers, Colin. Thanks for watching, sir - especially after that horror show on the park of the head. Aye for some reason, that album just seemed appropriate on Sunday night. Cannae think why😆 and thanks for the Einstein quote. Honestly hadn't heard that one before. And very apt right now. I think it says it all about the class of bluenose on here that we have Einstein quotes to hand, and a bit of Johnny Rotten as back-up. Mind you, if Gersnet need ME to brighten them up the boys must be on the Leonard Cohen... I'll take the doughnuts next time I'm on😆Cheers again, sir👍

  • @Scottb554
    @Scottb554 6 днів тому

    Clement won't survive the incoming toxicity coming his and the players way. The board won't remove him but something will have to give. Players don't seem to care and some shouldn't still be there imo. I'm not sure they're aligned with the manager.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@Scottb554 aye, it's not pretty, Scott. I'm hoping it's just the much vaunted clear-out taking its predictable toll, mate... that we'll improve as the new players bed in. I'm not overly worrying about the manager unless we see us going backwards in games against the rest of the league. Need to change the narrative and surely cannae have yet another season where the manager's gone by November [he types with his fingers crossed]😬😬

  • @RobertCarmichael-yi7ix
    @RobertCarmichael-yi7ix 6 днів тому

    Another honest, frank and full of humour reaction as ever mate. Loved the Ladbrokes in Salt Market story, summed up yesterday pretty well. Shoveling human excrement and butt cheeks being parted 😂😂😂. Unfortunately Celtic are lightyears ahead of us in terms of manager, recruitment, players, money and standards at this moment in time. Apart from one season we've been hammered by them, Brendan has lost once to us in 19 games and Ange 3 times in 2 seasons. God knows where the club go from here, not wonder Jack Butland couldn't get a game for Palace, he's made a lot of errors since thinking he should play for England. I would give Kelly a go at Tannadice, enjoy your 2 weeks free from Rangers Eck 👍👍❤️🤍💙

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 6 днів тому

      @@RobertCarmichael-yi7ix Thanks, Robert. Appreciated, sir. I maintain it can all change fairly quickly. It has done before and will again but - aye - that's the only hope I can dredge out this slurry-filled trough of a weekend: historicism. It's brutal, mate

    • @RobertCarmichael-yi7ix
      @RobertCarmichael-yi7ix 6 днів тому

      @@FatEck1999 Definitely mate, will be nice the Gersnet legend back on his old stomping ground in a couple of weeks

  • @vincentmcnabb939
    @vincentmcnabb939 6 днів тому

    It was a huge mistake sacking GVB. Crazy decision then, even crazier now. I think Rangers will be in a second-place contest this season, and one they could lose. 🍀

  • @allanscott5391
    @allanscott5391 6 днів тому

    Hilarious m8. Thanks for cheering me up

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@allanscott5391 thanks for the nice comment, Allan - that's cheered me up. Here's to the days neither of us need cheering up after an OF game. Sooner rather than later, please, Philippe😬

  • @67Pepper
    @67Pepper 6 днів тому

    Diomande is not built for this league. He mostly walks about, dazed and confused, scratching his head, sulking. I'd rather see Hagi back in the squad, we're not winning the league anyway, and Lawrence has not fared well in these matches either. Hagi has a passion for the game at least. I'm scunnered at this point.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@67Pepper scunnered are Us, mate. Absolutely done in with it. Agreed. But I do think there's a player in there with Diomande. He's not the answer at ten, and we don't have a natural six either... nor a striker who can really effect OF games. But Dio is a good eight. Or maybe when we get Bajrami in (and Raskin, Cortes and Yilmaz back) it will actually show up how bad he is and, once again, I'll just have to shut it.

    • @67Pepper
      @67Pepper 4 дні тому

      @@FatEck1999 You make a good argument, maybe Dio will come around, time will tell. I'm getting older and it would be nice to have an actual Rangers team that reflected the passion of the fan base.

  • @BILLYRFCNO1
    @BILLYRFCNO1 6 днів тому

    oh Alec am glad your after match uploads are coming back on Gersnet, seriously i tried a stake bake finally am wow excellent my friend thank you big man as always enjoyed your chat helped me forget about the game and just relax i agree with you Butland bent over for kyogo agh cheers bud hopefully Clement stops talking nonsense soon god bless mate

  • @pato2200
    @pato2200 6 днів тому

    Clement was tactically naive and learned little from previous encounters, which were close in scoreline, but not in performance. Even yesterday, the score was kind to rangers. Rodgers' team has always struggled with the low block, and instead of exploiting this à la Walter, he persisted with a policy that was einstein's definition of insanity. In football, as in the torture chamber, it is the hope that kills you. Rangers, if allowed by outside financial events, need to consolidate for a few years as celtic did under mccann. Forget chasing the league and address the existential struggle. Rangers fans need to adopt a different mindset, but football fans in general, and this club's fans in particular, might struggle with this. Winter is coming, but fortunately, it never snows in September...

  • @user-jx9zi9vh5m
    @user-jx9zi9vh5m 6 днів тому

    Is this a fitbaw chat or just a auld guy have a breakdown

  • @user-jx9zi9vh5m
    @user-jx9zi9vh5m 6 днів тому

    Your funny but ffs

  • @neilfrench6639
    @neilfrench6639 6 днів тому

    Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @stephenwatson9426
    @stephenwatson9426 6 днів тому

    Brilliant big man come on the teddy bear's 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @John-qy9nw
    @John-qy9nw 6 днів тому

    Really had to be a Filipino?!?!?!?!? Disgraceful!

  • @alanjohnson1823
    @alanjohnson1823 6 днів тому

    Where can you buy these babbling pills 😂

    • @pato2200
      @pato2200 6 днів тому

      From filipinos.

  • @nicosnose
    @nicosnose 6 днів тому

    I was tuning in for some quality bubbling, but the big man is a comedic genius 🤣

  • @user-cb7ru4yh9x
    @user-cb7ru4yh9x 6 днів тому

    Clement hasn't learnt a thing against them Eck that's the problem as I see it mate.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@user-cb7ru4yh9x aye, he was getting closer last season with largely someone else's squad but the only "hope" here is this is a reset - massive clear-out of the old guard - and that we'll go backwards before piling on forward farther than ever. As I say, that's the "hope" anyway😬🤞

  • @AbsolutelyMentalGR
    @AbsolutelyMentalGR 6 днів тому

    We were shite. You were fantastic. Big eck. 🎉🎉

  • @user-cb7ru4yh9x
    @user-cb7ru4yh9x 6 днів тому

    Matondo done a Barisic and slinked off like a spineless waster.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      Suspected that too at the time but I see he's out of the Wales squad now. But made little impact anyway and was brutal for that first goal.

  • @user-cb7ru4yh9x
    @user-cb7ru4yh9x 6 днів тому

    Rangers should be asking questions about Jefte booking and Beatons fictitious 4 fouls. Guys an absolute fraud., booked Sterling for fk all as well.

  • @markwyper9802
    @markwyper9802 6 днів тому

    Best thing I've seen all day the album on the shelf behind you a classic wish I could go back in time and see them with Sid vicious.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@markwyper9802 Thanks, Mark. Aye I'm more interested in the Pistols latest tour than Oasis' but Oasis defo have the more original lineup. Did you know Sid Vicious was in the very first Siouxsie & the Banshees lineup... look at me trying to avoid talking about the game.

    • @markwyper9802
      @markwyper9802 4 дні тому

      At the time it's probably something I was aware of but nowadays I can't even remember what I did 5mins ago 😂​@@FatEck1999

  • @michaelmain7970
    @michaelmain7970 6 днів тому

    Came for the analysis, stayed for the patter. Top shelf, as always big man

  • @DerBomber67
    @DerBomber67 6 днів тому

    From a Celtic fan this was a delight, yer ramble and intelligence is genuinely good craic. I like the fact you didn't hide and provide some actual honest reaction after a sore one. Yer wee story about the bookies in salt market was hilarious... fair play lad, I'll be sure to tune in again. Sorry I canny subscribe but I gave you a like.

  • @Bulldog55
    @Bulldog55 6 днів тому

    Another tactical masterclass from the manager. Another PEDRO ! We are going backwards . Time to go and Bennet should go with him.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@Bulldog55 don't think he's a Pedro, mate - he's already won more trophies and European games😃😐😰 - but questions definitely will and should be asked about everyone, at every level, involved in that shitshow.

  • @clouter8103
    @clouter8103 6 днів тому

    Patter's brilliant 😂

    • @michaelking397
      @michaelking397 6 днів тому

      If you think making excuses for the club left right and centre then yea sure

  • @sammybuddy8584
    @sammybuddy8584 6 днів тому

    Your on a roll tonight big man lol

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 4 дні тому

      @@sammybuddy8584 cheers, Sammy - thanks for watching, sir👍

  • @TheQuizHub
    @TheQuizHub 7 днів тому

    Outstanding big man. And a reference to Carl Zeiss Jena. Bizarre coincidence Alec but I was chatting to a fellow dad at my sons football yesterday about our shared passions; football and cinema. The conversation moved onto Kubrick, Barry Lyndon and the challenge of shooting candlelight with standard photographic lenses. Kubrick famously adopted a special lens used by NASA to film the dark side of the moon. Why does this have any relevance to football? The 50mm Plunar lens was developed by none other than Carl Zeiss and his optical laboratory based in Jena which also gave birth to a local football team.

    • @FatEck1999
      @FatEck1999 7 днів тому

      Brilliant. Barry Lyndon is absolutely gorgeous. We all talk about how Kubrick made 2001 look so timeless - so continually contemporary - still, half a century on. But only he could do exactly the same with a period piece. When Brazil lash in their iconic fourth in the 1970 World Cup final Carlos Alberto's equally iconic celebratory run behind the goal takes him past a huge yellow advertising hoarding with black writing, ZEISS of JENA.And, keeping it cinema (rather than cinematic - what a goal), at the very start of Mean Streets, Michael is done on a deal for "German lenses". Turns out they're actually Japanese adaptors. Little doubt Scorsese was referring to lenses from a very particular part of the DDR.

  • @RobertCarmichael-yi7ix
    @RobertCarmichael-yi7ix 7 днів тому

    Illiant pod as ever Eck, real racontour story telling and brilliant anecdotes. Hopefully the famous can give a good account of ourselves and win a meaningful game against Celtic. Hope you enjoy and look forward to the reaction pod, play up the famous Glasgow Rangers ❤️🤍💙