Відео

Steve looks like the guy who takes really smelly dumps

Sam! No pissy biscuits!

"BHAJI!!!!"😂😂😂

What a complete weaponised prat

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I needed David Haig in WAY more comedic roles over the last 30 years, absolutely brilliant

"I'm away for A game of crazy golf"

Nothing beats "as if there'd been A Scottish James Bond" Who forgets Sean Connery

He's rebranded

He's like a British, funnier Gene Hackman

This guy used every single second he had on this show. Hell of an actor

People need to read the rest of the act. That was indeed a direct attack against ravers. We refused to tow the Thatcherite line. She'd already taken everything and we had nothing left to lose. We posed such a threat to her hateful agenda that she used her personal terror squad: "The gang in Blue" to chase us up and down the country in high performance vehicles and helicopters. But that just detracts from the rest of the paper that includes increases to the power of police to "stop and search" without any reason or cause for suspicion at all. At Castle Morton, It was the brutality of police who beat children and women with night sticks, smashing out windows and acting like monsters from some kind of horror film Don't get confused. If it's in a club and you have to pay for entry, it's NOT a rave.

"To the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king, where's my crown, thats my bling always drama when i ring"🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

02:35 so erotic

thanku for this! lord nicholson is hot

3:40 "mink thong and ermine colostomy bag" is absolutely insane

"I've got so much on as it is" is now part of my regular vocabulary

0:23 As my nephew would say, this shit just got real 🤣🤣🤣

What made you think the onion bhaji scene was made funnier by those edits?

Steam trains be like 2:45

Neil’s dad

Is he also in the thin blue line?

"Longer than a big willy"😂

He seems one heart attack away from a stroke

When did Micheal Gove grow a moustache?

Absolute gold.

The ghost of Christmas shit.

"We are going to take you down to Funky Town. Funky Town centre here you come. Choo-fucking-choo!.." Brilliantly deranged!

Choo fucking Choo

He'd be a fucking amazing Mad Max warlord

Jamie and Malcom trying to force Nicholson to eat the food is hilarious

2:58 me when my wife tells me I have to discipline my 5 year old son because she's too tired

He acts like someone who read a book called “how to be nice to people” but didn’t actually understand it. At least Malcolm’s outbursts are appropriate

Mr Bhaji

WHATS UP BOO BOO!

What an enormous... pleasure! 🤣

No pissy biscuits 😊

raymond, raymond, raymond. it's your cock up, my ass.

Love how 50% of his dialogue is straight out of an 18th century costume drama and the other 50% is snack related. "I SHALL STRIKE YOU MALCOLM!"

You bumder 😂

Love his friendship moment with Glen.

By the primah ministah(whilst possessed).

0:11 fantastic editing!

"You shafted me boy!"

Why did you have the urge to fuck up a perfectly good video at the end?

3:44 "My to do list is longer than a big willy" is my favourite

Quite gaunt.... muscly....

1:44 I just realised he’s stupid because Sean Connery is literally the Scottish James Bond.

2:36 love the nod to Capaldi knowing (and even collaborating with) Paul Smith - surprisingly enough he also wears a lot of the brand. So that scarf is likely his. I wouldn’t actually be surprised if the line was an improv by Capaldi. Bonus Whovian trivia: Capaldi’s incarnation of the Doctor also sported Paul Smith chinos for the majority of his tenure.

F*ck 'em and their law