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Love the way he turned the mic and let the audience say the final word 😂

.."Like a nightclub in the morning, you're the bitter end Like a recently disinfected shithouse, you're clean round the bend You give me the horrors Too bad to be true All of my tomorrows Are lousy 'cause of you You put the cunt in Scunthorpe Put the Pain in Spain Happy days are done for And you're the one I blame You're certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag Do us all a favor, here, wear this polythene bag You're like a dose of scabies I've got you under my skin You make life a fairytale Grimm! (get it?) A Sumo wrestler's armpits Got nothing on your shoes Show me any two halfwits And they’re twice as smart as you I think about thrombosis Every time we touch I say you have acute halitosis You say “thank you very much” You’re very pleasant I know it’s just a fad Your very presence Makes me really mad I hear your knock upon my door I’ve gotta get out of town I hit the lights, I hit the floor I turn the TV down People mention murder, the moment you arrive I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive You've got this slippery quality That makes me think of phlegm And a dual personality I hate both of them You're bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, tooth decay Please, please, please, please, take yourself away Like a death at a birthday party You gotta spoil the fun Like a sucked and spat-our Smartie You're no use to anyone Like the funnel-web spider The crumbling shadows of disgrace Speaking as an outsider What do you think of the human race? You went to a progressive psychiatrist He recommended suicide Before scratching your bad name off his list And pointing the way outside Laughter from the playground Breaks your bleeding' heart You're heading for a breakdown Better pull yourself apart Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss Your attitudes are platitudes They make me wanna piss What kind of creature bore you Was it some kind of bat? They can't find a good word for you But I can Twat!"...

Is this a competition to read the poem as quickly as possible.

A Master! Should be our next poet laureate!🖤❤️🕶️Love You Johnny C-C

hey shithouse good performance

Superb Doc! 😎

Legends come in many shapes and sizes.

He looks like he's made from Playdough!

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