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I did one where I said, “Billy Bob’s Roadkill Café you kill em we grill em, straight from your fender, served hot and tender.” The caller hung up.

"Hello, welcome to the Hindu Elimation Center, how can I help you?"

Ima just speak in a foreign language

I usually just get my laptop and start playing useless child🥰😝

Her: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣✌️🖐️👋👈🫱🫵 Me: 🫤

You’d definitely be a BORING DATE.🥴

SICILY

2021

Girls just aren’t funny, stick to being good looking

Why isn't your Broker rich?

My name is sicily

Make my friend

Hiii

U can make my friend

Hiii

I dig your style

if this is a mandatory escape, you either are an idiot, or you are an idiot

This me I love bear like you🌚💀

mayonnaise rights 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"She actually recently passed away... but I'll have her call you back later!" Got me dying😂

Ima send this to them 😂

i just answer in a different language 😂

What is that you were in gymnastic clothes?😅 or maybe I’m wrong

Nice ❤

My typical way is the "Take a pot and a wooden spoon and put the pot over the phone then smack the pot with the spoon" way

This is amazing!!! You are so talented!!!

You shouldn't use God's name in vain!

New one answer then say "the number you have dialed has disconnected" then hang up

"Thank you for calling Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria, where fantasy and fun come to life. How can we help you?"

I'm Sicilian and my name is Sicily

Or just do what I do : ASK YOUR FRIEND TO TELL THEM AND RUN AWAY😂😅😂

You can say brb and never come back

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just found the fastest way to get a scammer off the phone. I utilized today's wokeness🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. A scammer called me; and 90% of them are Indian you can tell by the accent LOL. Well it turns out that even since ancient times with Hinduism and such; homosexuality has always been a subject of contention in India even criminalized at one point where same-sex intimacy between men was LITERALLY a CRIME 🤣. It is only recently being decriminalized 🤣 They are so abhorrent to the idea of male homosexuals and transgenderism; and it is frowned upon so much for males, that even hearing about it disgusts many of them. So the guy started his little spiel about " hi I'm from the homeowners warranty program, how are you doing today SIR?"he started to continue and I stopped him saying " whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa; did you just call me sir?"he responded affirmatively. So I responded, " listen, this is 2023. How dare you call me sir without asking my preferred pronoun"he answered sounding confused like " what do you mean" and I told him "just because my voice sounds a little masculine doesn't mean that I am a SIR and I find it highly offensive that you would refer to me as SIR without asking. I may sound like a man; but I IDENTIFY as female, and I would really appreciate an apology and for you to refer to me as MA'AM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"I literally heard him pull the phone away, wrech and go "oh God" then when you put his face back to the phone he didn't even bother to try to continue with whatever it is he was trying to scam or sell me on. He just said "yeeeaaaaah, you have a nice day MA'AM" and hung up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BLOCK THE NUMBER LOL I TRIED TO CALL IT BACK AND IT WAS DISCONNECTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. °For the record, no I actually don't identify this way. I identify as a heterosexual man who was born a male. °no I do not have a problem with people that decide to identify however they choose. Do you boo boo, in your circle, with people that share the same delusions, or with your friends who are comfortable with calling you that. you absolutely have the right to live your life with the beliefs and lifestyle you so choose; but you do not have a right to FORCE it on me and mine🤷. I only have a problem with people telling me what I MUST say, what my beliefs MUST be, and what I MUST address them as, expecting me to go along with their body dysmorphia and possible mental disturbances, trying to make me agree with this delusion and lie about basic biology to suit their happiness. And for the record yes I do have gay friends, just not many transgender friends for the aforementioned reasons 🤣 My right to freedom of speech does not end where your feelings begin. Yes you have a right to be called what you want to be called; I also have a right not to say it. So it kind of cancels out. You can't force me, you can ASK me. If I decline; oh well that's my right and you can keep it pushing to find somebody that wants to lie to you 🤷. °yes I did USE a BELIEF and lifestyle that some people perceive as a right of passage; NOT ACTUALLY BEING of that orientation or belief system, to push someone away lol which some might perceive as me doing something wrong or treating their beliefs as a joke. I don't care °I repeat, no I don't care. Was it right or was it wrong, I don't care it worked 🤣🤣🤣 °yes, I am aware that some people may report this post and have it taken down. I don't care I had a right to share it 🤣 °and yes I'm aware that the comment section May blow up if it is not taken down; and I will not be responding, but again, I don't care so save your breath 🤣🤣🤣🤣. °and lastly; yes this will be my preferred tactic from now on to get a scammer off the phone since it works so quickly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm going to answer the phone in the deepest voice possible and as soon as they call me sir, I'm going to hit them with"how dare you call me sir, that's not my preferred pronoun, I IDENTIFY as she, her, hers, and ma'am" and watch how fast they hang up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Go Nuggets ❤

What’s the tour group you used?

Ate like a rabbit because you guessed it

She’s not funny though

Or my personal favourite: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” don’t stop screaming until the call has already ended so ur voice cuts lol

i always just say "roadkill diner, you kill 'em we grill 'em. how can i help you?"

How much?

Damn that is clean as hell

BRO I GOT A SPAM CALL WHILE WATCHING THIS 😂😂😂

Okay I'm just going to say it and ask" are Californians born stupid"? I'm watching this girl go through a plethora of questions she's asking herself and having an emotional jibber-jabber, instead of having a solid and steady mind and focusing on what really is important! she's going off on different tangines. For example. Seriously is she literally going to ask "should I bring anything cute"? Is she truly a blond or just plain stupid? I hate to be harsh, but people like that, that think and are in their "own Zone" where it's the me - me generation, have absolutely no clue on how to do anything. Seriously you live in California and you've never thought of what it would take in order to be evacuated? Literally you guys have mudslides, rain out of the yin-yang, you guys have earthquakes, fires that like to pop up here and there every year, so this is not something new this is something that if you are from California you know that you are going to face one of these things sooner or later. And if you're living in California and you have never thought about the steps you need to take to evacuate from a fire, or an earthquake or a major disaster God forbid you need to check yourself at the door.

Or just say this “hello Johnson’s market and mortuary, where yesterdays grief is TODAYS beef! How may I help you?” Usually gets them to hang up immediately

loved this! also your 1k like!

You look just like my gymnastics coach!!!

I got one earlier I answered and said 'Metronome orphanage you make em we take em how can we help you today' They hung up immediately 😂😂😂

If you guys wanna know where is it? It’s at Santa Monica Beach.

Beautiful. Where is it?

Remove ALL the other people and this would be perfection