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LOL not necessarily the laptop but I set it up for better airflow and cooling. So yes videos are bit better now 😅

Maybe like how volo is? Would be a pretty funny evil vendor lol

@@amethyeet Perfect for a Durge run!

Ayoooo look who it is, the best amarg swimmer I’ve ever seen

I can honestly say I’ve never seen a sarco send themselves flying towards a raptor 😂 no choice but to upload it

Content 😤

content? 🤨

@@Marchtembuary content 😔

content 😮

Content 💅

Nope, that’s just what my laptop runs ☺️ I don’t play with any mods or shaders

I know, I said that in the video’s description! I just thought it was cool to watch, and the implications of a gith leading a mind flayer army

Not going to lie the evil Lae'zel origin ending is one of her best endings.

The real evil githyanki ending

Man I wish origin githyanki Tav could’ve had that ending… would’ve loved to see my girl storming Vlaakith’s throne

Heck yeahhhh

Yes it’s a common bug, the devs know about it

@@amethyeet ahh I really appreciate it!! Great vid btw I had a good lil chuckle

Of course! Glad you enjoyed it :)

Content 😤😤

I’ve actually been playing for quite some time ☺️ if I seem bad in this video, it’s probably cause I’m unfamiliar with dasps and fighting as a baby

Figured it was my best fighter considering the state adult dasp is in 😂

Oh my gosh I love this so much

​@@amethyeet Thank you. I've also been wondering what it would be like if Elden Ring had a dragon ending. In my maidenlessness, I even managed to imagine up a possible dragon questline. Here's how it goes: Florissax, the Dragon Communion Priestess, will be a moving NPC like Varre or Blaidd here and will be first met at the Dragon Communion Church in Limgrave. She will tell you, the Tarnished, about the basics of Dragon Communion and challenge you to rise up and seek communion and sate your appetite and all that. You would then need to kill all the Drake bosses and attain all Dragon Communion spells from the Dragon Communion Church and the Dragon Communion Cathedral and gain the Dragon Form (which would be in a different place here, maybe Caelid). Once you get the last Dragon Communion spell from the Cathedral besides Greyoll's Roar, Florissax will appear there to comment on your strength of will or something. She'll then tell you that there is still a long way before you truly attain the power of the dragon and point you towards Greyoll, Mother of Drakes, who will be your next boss to fight. She'll be a different boss fight here, probably just the size of Bayle but more challenging. After you beat Greyoll (Florissax might be available as a summon in the boss fight) and talk to Florissax at the Cathedral, the questline will pause until you burn down the Erdtree and unlock Farum Azula. If you met the conditions for the questline (maybe responses to dialogue with Florissax on how the best solution to undo the Shattering is to return to dragon?), you will be teleported to a different area of Farum Azula than usual: you and Florissax will be called to the chamber of Placidusax himself. There, maybe there will be a bunch of dialogue, exposition, and you can finally do one of two things: pledge allegiance to Placidusax or betray him and have his boss fight. If you pledge allegiance, Florissax (translating for Placidusax like how Brother Corhyn does for Goldmask) will tell you that the Dragonlord is attempting to regain contact with the Greater Will or whichever his lost god is but is unable to do some of his power being stolen by the vilest of dragons: Bayle the Dread, the Betrayer, Father of Drakes. Bayle is, of course, brooding in the hidden Land of Shadows, and Florissax sends you off to go and kill him, please and thank you (she'll also teleport to the Grand Altar at this point). You then find a way to enter the Land of Shadows (by beating Radahn and Mohg like usual), meet Igon (unchanged), and make your way to Bayle. After you kill Bayle (Igon and Florissax available as assists) and give Placidusax his stolen power or something back, Florissax will translate for him again. She will tell you that Placidusax has once again heard the Greater Will (whom we will use as the god Placidusax is trying to call so I don't have to invent another character), who told him that due to the failings of dragons and humans, the Lands Between can only be truly healed by one who can combine the strengths of dragons and humans, ruling as god and Elden Lord. Unsurprisingly, that's you. In recognition that you are now his (and the Greater Will's) new champion, Placidusax will also give you two gifts: the Dragon King's Cragblade and the Ancient Dragon's Favour (which, in-lore, will prevent you from devolving into a Magma Wyrm). Florissax will also tell you that while the Greater Will is impressed with your power, there is still work to be done: Marika is unworthy and has to be put down, and once she is, as would-be Lord, you will also need to pass the final test of lordship. You then head to the Ashen Capital, fight Godfrey (Florissax available as summon, maybe), enter the Erdtree, kill Radagon, and beat the Elden Beast. And then you shatter Marika's stone form in the ending cinematic, then the ending narration will play. Lore-wise, the ending there would be that you are god and Elden Lord while Placidusax is the new Elden Beast, living avatar of the rebuilt Elden Ring. Also, if you choose to stop the questline by betraying Placidusax, you won't get the Ancient Dragon's Favour, which implies that you will eventually devolve into a Magma Wyrm no matter which other ending you chose.

Lol you get: lovesick ending, bonfire ending, poopoo, and the others are too similar for me to specify

Oh for real?? Thanks man! I love this build but I’m not an expert at this game lol

Mainly fai/arc dual handed dragon seals for a huge buff to communion incants. Talismans vary based on chosen elemental breaths but i typically have the roar medallion and dragoncrest shield to help me trade hits. It's not amazing for dungeons due to limited FP flasks, so I throw in a faith weapon to clear mobs

Aww thank you, I’m glad you liked it ☺️

@@amethyeet :D

Man had to make sure he got his daily steps in

For real 😭😭

That’s what I wanna know 😂 either he changed his mind or only wanted to fight in that specific area

SH: I’ve got the power of god AND amine on my side AAAAAAAHHH

It’s not the worst mistake to make, but it might be the funniest

I try to keep my background music accurate 🫡

Glad ya liked the video!! And wow, respect to an ALLO of all dinos for clearing out a group. I love my speed cheetah Allo but bless his heart he don’t got many trophies 😂

I can barely kill 1 person while playing allo. Dudes a legend.

LOL yes they did

Lmao really expected tbh 😂

Thanks!

Lol I should be ashamed for pickin on those poor guys

LOL there’s no doubt in my mind that was the best way to fight him for the first time

That’s genius 😂😂

@@amethyeetalso, if you want to trivialise the number of long rests you do, try farming supplies from this npc merchant “Cyrel” (one of the zariel paladins so do not get karlach yet.) What you do is take 3 levels thief and one level trickster cleric. Pickpocket her constantly. Before doing so, make sure you cast guidance and sanctuary on yourself and use disguise self. You can essentially pickpocket over 50 camp supplies from her each day and a couple of consumables too. If you fail a roll, the enemies cannot attack you (except the merchant when she has aoe items like alchemist fire so make sure you steal those first) to escape them, simply hide. Then get away from the clear silhouette of yourself as far as possible while hidden. They will search for you at that spot and if they fail to spot you, they stop being hostile. You can even try again while fighting hahah and pickpocket the rest of her goods.

100% and we love him for it

Oh absolutely, takes a little convincing to get her in the party. But once she’s in, she just have to get the same approval as any other character.