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This is all Hanno's fault

Aurelian felt like the culmination of the whole series up to this point. All the chads, wojaks, soyragers, and idealgfs led up to the perfection of Aurelian.

I feel like he really did salt the earth but it was mostly just a symbolic display and limited to some governor's private garden AND likely didn't have the "permanent" effect they intended. (The salt diluted to nothing in a few months.)

When is anyone in this book not wet, running and hunting in the darkness for skunks, and coons!!! No peace or warmth. When does John Wesley eat? Desperate poverty.

Rome may have birthed Aurelian, but it also murdered him.

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Epic video.

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Once I had a dream that I shielded Aurelian with my own body, getting stabbed to death in the process. Restitutor orbis survived. As I was bleeding out in his arms, I whispered with my dying breath: "Restitutor Orbis. Roma invicta." Cried like a bitch once I woke up.

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Ok, Aurelian saved your precious Rome. Was it worth it? His own people betrayed and murdered him as they did with Caesar, Majorian and many others. There is no point in serving states and empires. True human freedom exists only in stateless and barbarian societies.

ladies and gentlemen and Cato. Carthage has been destroyed

I watch this when I am sad any trial I have Aurelian had it worse and still made it if he could do it then I can

That demand for the 500 Punic children is a sick burn since that's how many children they were known to sacrifice to ba'al. It's like saying "Rome is your god, now. We know what you like to give to your gods."

Carthage did not refuse the terms and "call for war" -- the terms were a complete death sentence to their civilization, and could not possibly be accepted, and the Romans knew it. Carthage had already handed over all their weapons. They _begged_ the Romans not to attack Carthage. And it wasn't all kicked off by a border or territory dispute -- Massinisa was raiding Carthage and stealing prime farming land, with impunity as a Roman ally. Carthage appealed to Rome to intervene multiple times, and Rome refused. Rome was looking for an excuse to commit incredibly thorough genocide.

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Something doesn't make sense Rome sent under 100K to Delenda Carthage but over 100K to fight the Dacians .... the difference between these 2 campaigns are around 50K more soldiers sent to destroy Dacia , were Dacians actually a bigger challenge than Carthage ?

He did not fail ROME, it failed him!

Fun Fact: delenda is in the root of the verb delete

Cato il basado😎🧂

Scipio Aemilianus is Scipio Africanus Grandson. The treaty that Carthage cannot raise an army was stipulated on the basis that Rome would protect her borders. Rome failed to meet that requirement.

Definitely not his best book, but a picture of the greatness to come. RIP.

That part about shooting the skunk made me think about the old folks saying that if you shoot a skunk, you better hope you shoot them dead. That they won’t spray if they die immediately. I don’t think I ever want to test that up close. Haha

If I ever had access to a time machine, I'm going back to the day Aurelian was assassinated with a Rambo loadout.

Every time I watch this part i almost start to cry lmao

Brb on my way to get assassinated by my male lover who was put up to it by my wife

My genuine hero.

Thanks for reuploading

Missed the opportunity to have Diocletian and an idealgf holding a baby Constantine at 3:14

...and that's why your uncle and I don't get along Nero.

First punic War : Carthagian : it's over roman, you have losses insane 300,000 soldier against us with just 250,000. Even you won you must accept defeat because it's too heavy and brutal Roman : How about No Second Punic War Carthagian & Hannibal : Haa this roman is too fool, they got their ass kicked few decade ago for war with us, even they won they suffered extreme casualties, Rome must be surrender and accept defeat Roman : How About no *Proceed to continue war that make almost entire Carthagian Navy & merchant Destroyed and Proved Roman Naval Supremacy in entire mediteranian that able to blockade entire carthage if Roman war, 600,000 Carthagian soldier death and 400,000 Roman soldier death by second punic war" Third Punic War : Carthage : Please stop, Our empire have been destroyed, Our Navy gone and Our army it's gone with mostly only city garrison of Carthage, Rome : How about no *Proceed completely destroyed entire Carthage Population and completely fuck off and salt earth the Carthage that result almost entire 750,000 population killed by massacre And only 50,000 survived sold to slavery

Don't forget Gallienus probably would achieve the same thing as Aurelian did had he survived longer, because how impressive that he survived in the chaos.

We need to make china the new Carthago.

This is perfect lmfao

_and that is how I plan to solve the unemployment crisis, _*_California Delenda Est_*

Suffice it to say the Carthageans were salty about the whole ordeal

Playing divide et impera i can totally see catos point, carthage its a huge pain in the ass for rome since turn 10

When men cried.

AURELIAN NOOOO

I LOVE this. One of my favorite parts of the ENTIRE youtube compilation of Unbiased Roman History. RIP and Viva Emperor AURELIAN!

This how history is written by brute savegry fuck peace and love and forgiveness the sword has more value than the pen You know if every degenrat enemy dies no one gonna use the pen from there side history will be written by you Muluk : zero Jupiter :1 trillion points I think all that human sacrifices was for nothing bitch ass bull headed degenerate

This trend of Rome meming the hell out of their enemies is my favorite thing in this entire series lmao

I have a suggestion for a book. A Simple Plan. Author is Scott Smith. Two brothers are out in the field hunting and they come across a crashed single engine plane, dead pilot, 4.5 million dollars on board. That was a good book.

Good book, had my interest until the end. Thank you for doing this for our enjoyment. Proud to be a subber.

Girls with Time Machines: “I’m going back to 1969 to watch the first Woodstock concert.” Boys with Time machine: “Emperor Aurelian look out the praetorian guard is trying to murder you!” *machine guns them all down.

I like both Cato and Scipio, but I am more a Scipio fan because he reminds me Marinette......

SINAE DELENDA EST!!!

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You have the right to all this hatred against Hannibal and his people, who insulted you the worst of insults Hannibal ad portas 😂😂 barbarians, who do not know the craft of the ship of the Phoenicians, who taught you its craftsmanship, and alphabet, trade, agriculture and politics Don't forget yourself, barbarian, when Carthage was in its glory and progress, there was no Rome on the map, you were just savages living in mud and wood huts