Everybody in the world loses their train of thought and gets distracted now and then. That doesn't mean that everybody in the world has ADD. It only seems that way. 🙄
I love my ADD - I use it to make a living. I wouldn't want to be neurotypical - me being different is what keeps me retained. The difficulty I have is associated imposter syndrome (I have no measure of what value I add but apparently I am one of the keepers - despite me not understanding it), being Asher negative and an informal member of the "intellectual dark web" has it's downside but I can read people, spot deception and use phishing skills to uncover deception - it makes a healthy living working in forensics and doing off-book work. I'm coming up to the age of retirement but I just can't - I'm at my peak and no AI can replace me for at least 5 years. I wish I had been diagnosed at an early age - not 30 - I could have gone places. ADD is great!
When i was in skool they would have had me on some form of medication. I wasn't violent or anything i was one of those kids that never shut off. The later in the day it got the worse i got. Was just bored and decided it was my obligation to entertain the rest of the class. It cost me a few stripes on my ass from paddles but it was worth it.
Oh, it's the latest thing It's coming everywhere And If you do not have it Then you're completely square Anyone can get it It's absolutely free It's fun for you and me And they call it ADD ADD, you gotta love it Everybody has a little of it It doesn't mean you are a bad person But it might be bad if you're a surgeon (I am now cutting into the abdominal cavity. I think I have a cavity. My tooth is killing me. My cousin's a dentist. My uncle's a vegetarian. I like asparagus. Sometimes it makes my pee smell funny, though. Why am I holding a liver?) Add, add It's not as bad as leprosy It is nothing to lament Unless you are the President (My fellow Americans, the Japanese have attacked Pearl Harbor. I have an aunt named Pearl. She bought me comic books. I like Batman. His car shot flames. I got scalded by hot water when I was a kid. My brother can swallow a tennis ball.) Add, add It's as easy as one, two- (Hey look, a pigeon!) It's fun no matter where you're at Except perhaps if you're in the sack (Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy? I should call my dad. It's his birthday next week. He used to take me fishing. I love fish. Fish and chips. Mmm!) ADD, you gotta love it Everybody has- (Do you smell bacon?) Nobody can disagree It's fun for you and me And they call it ADD
who is that
Everybody in the world loses their train of thought and gets distracted now and then. That doesn't mean that everybody in the world has ADD. It only seems that way. 🙄
true but not that extreme, just making connections that most don't
Dang it. I gotta rewatch it now cause I started reading the comments and forgot I was supposed to be listening to the song 😂😅
Me when i fell hiking and broke my ankle 🤣🤣🤣
Ive had ADD my whole life and I can totally relate to this entire....shit.... I lost my train of thought. Good song
A song made just for me
HEY ITS THE BOB AND TOM SHOW! 😂
i have adhd, so relatable 😂😂
Why am I holding a liver?
I have ADHD and this is exactly wgat happens in my brain
Bronze Eagle same
same here
LOL!! "SQUIRREL!!" Heard it this morning. Had to share with the family. LOL. Funny shit!!
LOL, my co-workers would tell you I can relate ;O)
I am diagnosed with A.D.D
This is spot on
i have adhd and this describes it perfectly ( except adhd includes hyperactivity)
spot on!! i have ADHD
Im diagnosed with a.d.d and all my teachers hated me. It actually is not that bad
Except for the headaches when too much is going on and you're really trying to concentrate.
I love my ADD - I use it to make a living. I wouldn't want to be neurotypical - me being different is what keeps me retained. The difficulty I have is associated imposter syndrome (I have no measure of what value I add but apparently I am one of the keepers - despite me not understanding it), being Asher negative and an informal member of the "intellectual dark web" has it's downside but I can read people, spot deception and use phishing skills to uncover deception - it makes a healthy living working in forensics and doing off-book work. I'm coming up to the age of retirement but I just can't - I'm at my peak and no AI can replace me for at least 5 years. I wish I had been diagnosed at an early age - not 30 - I could have gone places. ADD is great!
Timber!
When i was in skool they would have had me on some form of medication. I wasn't violent or anything i was one of those kids that never shut off. The later in the day it got the worse i got. Was just bored and decided it was my obligation to entertain the rest of the class. It cost me a few stripes on my ass from paddles but it was worth it.
I am not diagnosed with ADD, ...but the sex part was oddly very close to how I am when that happens.
Oh, it's the latest thing It's coming everywhere And If you do not have it Then you're completely square Anyone can get it It's absolutely free It's fun for you and me And they call it ADD ADD, you gotta love it Everybody has a little of it It doesn't mean you are a bad person But it might be bad if you're a surgeon (I am now cutting into the abdominal cavity. I think I have a cavity. My tooth is killing me. My cousin's a dentist. My uncle's a vegetarian. I like asparagus. Sometimes it makes my pee smell funny, though. Why am I holding a liver?) Add, add It's not as bad as leprosy It is nothing to lament Unless you are the President (My fellow Americans, the Japanese have attacked Pearl Harbor. I have an aunt named Pearl. She bought me comic books. I like Batman. His car shot flames. I got scalded by hot water when I was a kid. My brother can swallow a tennis ball.) Add, add It's as easy as one, two- (Hey look, a pigeon!) It's fun no matter where you're at Except perhaps if you're in the sack (Oh, yeah. Who's your daddy? I should call my dad. It's his birthday next week. He used to take me fishing. I love fish. Fish and chips. Mmm!) ADD, you gotta love it Everybody has- (Do you smell bacon?) Nobody can disagree It's fun for you and me And they call it ADD
i think i laughed too hard😆
lol
HEY!!!!! I HAVE A.D.D...and this song was spot on! :P