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The Stanley Parable - Choice
This video appears in the re-release of the mod The Stanley Parable. The original video can be found by taking the divergent path that leads to a crane lift, following the narrator, then unplugging the phone. This was my favorite moment in the game.
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This is the true version of the video!
I wish I never played this game. So I could play it again for the first time...
Alternative title: How to discipline your scandalous teenage child
Song Name?
Alternative title: "How to Deal With a Redditor"
"If you find yourself speaking with a person who does not make sense, in all likelihood, that person is not real." Huh, so all those redditors telling me "you can’t be racist to a white person" must’ve been in my imagination.
Actually some truth to that, a lot of the dumb comments we see online now are bots created to cause pointless arguments and division
Yes, if you think clicking on this video was one of your 48,921 daily choices, than you are correct. So make the best out of the 48,920 you have left today. Didn't hear you me Billy? The Time Dracula doesn't get rid of himself!
0:54
RIP unwokeness
"Remember, that unlike here, the real world make sense!"
“Hey John, do you think you could help me move tomorrow mornin-“ “MY GOODNESS, is it Four-Thirty? I’m supposed to be having a Back-Sack and Crack!”
Only OGs remember this version.
I remember having a conversation with my grandmother when I was like five years old, and I said "but that doesn't make logical sense" (I was confused, and I was using an expression I had heard someone else say) and her response was "logic is the devil's toolbox". I remember that being the moment when I realized, developmentally, that she was a Crazy Person, and she Did Not Make Sense. I wish I had had the ability to say "My goodness! Is it 4:30 already? I'm supposed to be having a Back, Sack, and Crack."
0:39 "If you find yourself speaking with a person who does not make sense, in all likelihood, that person is not real."
Well it seems I'm not a real person because I constantly make choices that "does not conform to rational logic". For example, choosing to stay up late on my phone until 12am and believing I'll still be able to get enough sleep and be able to wake up well at 5am.
I am the guy who chose to forget how to read
back, sack and crack 💀
Bro, that's racism.
What?
The fact that Kevan Brighting HIMSELF posted this vid on twit
best introduction and thesis statement ( ok english stuff aside, the stanley parable literally nails my genre hits)
Hilarious 🤣 funniest joke in any video game
The Ultra Deluxe is here, and in it, Steven is now named Rupert, and his selection of choices were changed.
It's like if the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was a videogame
It's funny that Kevan Brighting had to put an American accent to narrate this
So by this logic this means that politicians, liberals and sjw trash are not real people right?.
2022 be like:
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0:39 "If you find yourself speaking with a person who does not make sense, in all likelihood, That person is not real", it's sounds like a Mandela Catalogue video, maybe alex kister get inspired by this amazing game.
My goodnesses! Is it four thirty? I’m supposed to be having a Back Sack’n’Crack
I watch this every day at 4:30
AT LEAST 8 CHOICES!??!? gah this is too much
Steven is way cooler than Rupert
Who else is here after finding out that the cigarette scene has been completely replaced in Ultra Deluxe?
Was worried I had hallucinated the original
Certain image do that change.
It was already changed once in the original version, the guy gives the kid a flower.
Ooo this has changed in the new ultra deluxe version, the burning child is replaced with "spend years forgetting how to read"
yeah cuz it's Rupert in UD, not Steven, Steven is based, Rupert is lame
Man they censored it for the new game, I'm kinda sad
They censored it in the original years ago too
@@superdrinkingpepsi What do you mean? I just played it last year and it was still the same then
It's not censorship, the creators intentionally changed the gag to make the game more accessible.
@@CarpeVerpa Self censorship is still censorship.
@@ShadowmancerLord My goodness! Is it 4:30? I'm supposed to have a back, sack, and crack!
He is no longer Steven now he is Rupert
Since it’s made for the game, I assume that the knowledge provided here is fictional. But to what extent?
0:53 😀
this is what training modules feel like when you’re at work
I’m only here because I quit right when this video came on
Ahh yes,.. whenever I feel down I come back to this video to re-inforce how materially insignificant my thoughts are. And the feeling immediately subsides. 10/10 Best motivational Video ever 😂😂😂
Ah yes Undertale and deltarune fans should watch this video
Lol
When I first heard this, I thought he said, "My goodness, is it 4:30 already? I'm suppose to be having a fat sack of crack!" I had to re-watch that part a few times just to make sure lol
LMAOO!
Best teaching I ever heard
Imagine if your school Is learning about choices, and if you show’d this to them, what would happen.
Chaos
0:39 A number of Twitter users have suddenly vanished
I'm gonna be having a lot of back sacks and cracks
My goodness, is it 4: 30? I'm supposed to be having a back, sack, and crack!
"If you find yourself speaking with a person who does not make sense, in all likelihood, That person is not real" Best line of the game
It kinda contradicts the narrator's accusation, since we are apparently a real person because we chose something that didn't make sense
my goodness is it 4:30 I'm supposed to be having a back, sack, and crack
Guide to arguing online
Maybe this line, inspired alex kister to make the mandela catalogue.
@NinjaBluefyre He found it out because that choice wasn't something he had in the script, not because we did something irrational.
So yeah. Twitter isn't real.
"If you find yourself talking to a person who doesn't make sense, that person is not real." Me looking to some politicians: