Solomon Chau
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That Day I Didn't Go to the New York City Comic Con
Well, when you're lazy, you're lazy. When you don't care, you're going to not care. Thus, I was born. In any event, welcome to my lazy Sunday. Thankfully, I had work lined up that day later in the day for an eight-hour shift. Could I have done any better for myself? Do I necessarily have to chase something all the time to be happy? Why can't I just be happy just chilling? Why does everything I do must be tied with social validation? Can't I just be a homeless man in peace?
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Відео

When You Realize You Have to Go Back to Work
Переглядів 7137 годин тому
Well, here we are again: WORK. The rat race is all too real. Maybe this is it? Sadly, this is probably the best possible future I could have obtained for myself in this lifetime. On the bright side, there's no war going on here at home. Just rinse and repeat ~ Thank you for watching and be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
Fat Thinking
Переглядів 4197 годин тому
Hello everyone, I'm fat. Welcome to my life of being fat. Much time has gone by. Whatever this is, I left it here for your viewing pleasure. Thank you for watching and be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.
Fat and Alone - The True Life Story of Solomon Chau
Переглядів 6227 годин тому
Hi everyone, Solomon Chau here. Yup, I'm fat. There's not much else to say really. I've lived and here I am being fat. I have literally chosen to be fat. I am simply a fat cautionary tale. Hopefully, my message of being fat will inspire people to get off of the couch and shoot for the stars. Thank you for watching and be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.
I Went to Ikea Just to Be Fat
Переглядів 5089 годин тому
Why do I even try anymore? I can't even go shopping at Ikea without a Karen nagging at me and telling me what to do or what not to do. Oh well, this shit show just keeps going on and on to no end. Oh well, I just have to make the best of the time that I do get to have. Thank you for watching and be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.
You Are Broke POV with Solomon Chau
Переглядів 747День тому
There's no mystery here: People are broke and have been broke since the beginning of time. In any event, come with me to discover the Riker's Art Park in New Jersey. Just a bunch of artsy and hippy stuff here, all that remains of an old battle bunker against the Russians back in the day of the Cold War. Nothing makes much sense to me these days except finding a place to sleep, having three meal...
The Karen'ing Does Not Stop for Anyone
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Welcome to the future. It's ugly out there. Karens are everywhere these days. She's probably into you, I mean really into you, as in she has Munchausen syndrome. She has anxiety. She is constantly stressed by just about everything under the sun. She has no one else to blame but you. Huh, what a real God awful reality I live in. I'm an arsehole. She's definitely attracted to me. I have to watch ...
Exploring My Inner Homeless
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Hello everyone, it's Solomon Chau here. It's just me here in the wilds of my backyard being a wild homeless man. Sometimes I just wonder where the hell all my time went and how I've gotten so old all of these years, but now I can vlog about it. I mean oceans of time must have passed since yesteryear. My memories are all still fresh in my head but still I'm at a loss as I don't know where my fut...
Fat Self-Care with Solomon Chau
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Unfortunately, videogames and/or pornography will never be a solution for anything in your life except just another vessel for entertainment and form of escapism. Hell, watching anime and movies probably wouldn't be very effective for you either. Eventually, we all have to snap back to reality. No, it's never nice to have to wake up early in the morning, but as an adult it's an essential part o...
Gratitude Vlogging
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Oh well, I'm back to work, again. How many times have we been here before? I get it. What is the cure? What are some solutions to this iconic hamster wheel? More, people always want more of something. We search and search, only to find out we haven't really gotten anywhere in life. Life dissatisfaction is spread all over like feces on a mirror in a New York City public bathroom. I believe being...
Reset Your Baseline of Happiness by Doing Nothing
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Doing nothing is underrated. A man who can do nothing, can do anything. If you do nothing for long enough, you'll want to do something, something great. That's the secret! When a man can't stay still and do nothing is when problems soon start to rise. It's important that people can relate and be able to practice doing nothing. Contrary to popular belief and societal standards, doing nothing can...
Recovering Workaholic
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Well, what the hell do you do when you get to retire early? The average life expectancy of someone who goes straight to a nursing home and doesn't have to do anything is only about 2 years. Human longevity is greatly reduced if not kept productive. Strangely enough, not working leads to an earlier death. Sadly, it's difficult for older people to find a life after reaching retirement age, becaus...
Inside My Big Fat Room
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Yes, there's no doubt about it: I've gotten fatter over the years but through the daily practice of maintaining and keeping good habits on a consistent basis, I'm able to live a decent life. I'm not even sure what the hell anymore, but what I do know is write things down on paper. It has been well over a decade I've graduated college and whatever this is, THIS is my life. Approaching the age of...
No Frills Saturday
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Hi everyone, it's kind of a Solomon Chau day today. It's Saturday night, and I'm working. Who knows the next time overtime will be available. In any event, welcome to survival mode. "No Frills" that's the generic brand name of old school Pathmark. That pretty much sums up my day right here. I mean, whatever the hell this is, this is it. This is how I actually spend my time on this Earth. The tr...
Why I Keep Avoiding Her
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Hello everyone, it's me again: Solomon Chau with another tall tale of randomness on my walking adventures. A lot of times, I'd ask myself: What would Chad do in a situation like this? So, you see a beautiful girl walking a dog. What would you do? Is this the perfect opportunity to get her phone number and start asking her out!? Quite frankly, I wouldn't want to deal with her. I suffer from the ...
Back to Being Homeless
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Back to Being Homeless
My Reaction to Big Spending (Paid in Full)
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My Reaction to Big Spending (Paid in Full)
Brand New Toyota Corolla Hybrid LE AWD (Made in Japan) Review
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Brand New Toyota Corolla Hybrid LE AWD (Made in Japan) Review
My 2021 Honda Civic Review - 3 Year Experience
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My 2021 Honda Civic Review - 3 Year Experience
Solomon Chau - The Simple Life of a Fat Chinese Kid
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Solomon Chau - The Simple Life of a Fat Chinese Kid
Happy National Cheeseburger Day
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Happy National Cheeseburger Day
Instant Gratification Destroys Resiliency
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Instant Gratification Destroys Resiliency
McDonald's Fat Medical Monday
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McDonald's Fat Medical Monday
Sunday McDonald's Coffee Hour with Solomon Chau
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Sunday McDonald's Coffee Hour with Solomon Chau
Neural Diversity, The Secret Sauce of Industry
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Neural Diversity, The Secret Sauce of Industry
Friday the Fat 13th
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Friday the Fat 13th
Don't Sleep and Work 24/7!?
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Don't Sleep and Work 24/7!?
23 Years Later - Adult Me After 9/11
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23 Years Later - Adult Me After 9/11
9/11 Terror Attack - 23 Years Later with Solomon Chau
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9/11 Terror Attack - 23 Years Later with Solomon Chau
That Tuesday I Forgot About
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That Tuesday I Forgot About

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @mariocondello2353
    @mariocondello2353 Годину тому

    You're the Supreme Gentleman.

  • @Megaterranova
    @Megaterranova 3 години тому

    I was waiting for bigfoot to suddenly jump out in the background. It Reminds me of Washington.

  • @teaadvice4996
    @teaadvice4996 3 години тому

    Mom: incel! Sister: InCEL Random girl: InCEL!!

  • @lawrencegerena2920
    @lawrencegerena2920 4 години тому

    We all die in zero were not taking shit went RIP! FACTS

  • @Gregory-xx3ny
    @Gregory-xx3ny 4 години тому

    🎃

  • @will.davlin
    @will.davlin 5 годин тому

    🟫🔵2 pairs of socks to bed=sleep quality that can fix any perceived issue in your life🟧🟧🟥🩵👎🙏🏻

  • @FaSeChester
    @FaSeChester 5 годин тому

    egg fart

  • @Jimmy-jm1ol
    @Jimmy-jm1ol 5 годин тому

    C is for CEO., but what you said is also right.

  • @PaperShareTradingOnAim
    @PaperShareTradingOnAim 14 годин тому

    Your mother❤😊

  • @jackgalloway8314
    @jackgalloway8314 День тому

    Mr Sulu

  • @pbandwhey
    @pbandwhey День тому

    I have no advice for you, but wanted to chime in that I sounded exactly like you way back in 2011 when I was at my lowest point. It does get better if you decide to work on improving yourself, little by little

  • @xXFatHawkXx
    @xXFatHawkXx День тому

    Thats my bday ree

  • @77HeIsLove_woot
    @77HeIsLove_woot День тому

    Be grateful and thankful that you have your mom. She wont be hete forever. Its the little things that count and matter. You are loved greatly by your creator. Youve been given gifts on this life. Yes there is more. Its not meaningless and boring. Millions are just like you - searching gor meaning. Ask God to show Himself to you. He will.

  • @77HeIsLove_woot
    @77HeIsLove_woot День тому

    When he says fat he doesnt mean physically. I am guessing. Hes looking for meaning. I find mine in Christ.

  • @hannahgrazzini
    @hannahgrazzini 2 дні тому

    I had a panic attack this past weekend when going to a home that I lived in with my family for many years, funnily enough, I was with my mother and she hurt me again, slammed a door against my body and screamed in my face and put her hands on me. Some people don’t deserve forgiveness.

  • @Earthly_Being
    @Earthly_Being 2 дні тому

    Chinese and Alone. Learn to love yourself, Solomon. -your dear auntie

  • @NoPrivateProperty
    @NoPrivateProperty 2 дні тому

    she said she was 18. when you get that little pink beaver staring up at you, it's impossible to say no

  • @deftones7882
    @deftones7882 2 дні тому

    Living rent free 40 years old. 😂 tf you complainin about. Go get laid.

  • @deftones7882
    @deftones7882 2 дні тому

    Your lucky to still have your mom. Your a little woosie.

  • @WolverineXOXO
    @WolverineXOXO 2 дні тому

    Incel Confucius

  • @WolverineXOXO
    @WolverineXOXO 2 дні тому

    Is he trying to convince himself that his life isn’t awful

    • @venison-j2r
      @venison-j2r День тому

      he's laying it out like it is

  • @rchi3906
    @rchi3906 2 дні тому

    I don’t see where your life is bad , u work hard , u put your money away , live cheap , you need a hobby on down time and get a weekly escort to keep that prostate healthy, Success is an Illusion , Success is different for Everyone

  • @rchi3906
    @rchi3906 2 дні тому

    Dude , if u want to stay single and with your mom buy a Corolla Hybrid , that car is for a 60 year old who can’t get it up

  • @teaadvice4996
    @teaadvice4996 3 дні тому

    Don't bring kids to this hell

  • @Earthly_Being
    @Earthly_Being 3 дні тому

    Solomon, please get help. You need therapy and prayer.

  • @HildaBolivar-wj5zh
    @HildaBolivar-wj5zh 3 дні тому

    Travel to china meet tourism ❤

  • @HildaBolivar-wj5zh
    @HildaBolivar-wj5zh 3 дні тому

    ❤ty. Ur health care

  • @deantology
    @deantology 3 дні тому

    "fat"

  • @jonesmorales-tu6kq
    @jonesmorales-tu6kq 3 дні тому

    Thats not fat dude lmao

  • @sebikelifeusvetparatrooper
    @sebikelifeusvetparatrooper 3 дні тому

    The shadow people are watching 👀 you Solomon.......don't get caoght slippin and definitely don't do a night walk in the forest......good luck.

  • @vertigo001
    @vertigo001 3 дні тому

    The title should read "Toned and Alone" Have a good time in the sun my friend

  • @NashTV8
    @NashTV8 3 дні тому

    Luckily Boomer Moms and Tiger Moms are a dying breed, -they are a thing of the past for the newest generation. My boomer mom has been delirious and cray' since the day I was born.

  • @PaperShareTradingOnAim
    @PaperShareTradingOnAim 3 дні тому

    Dam it. Why cant you just cook a nice chineese?

  • @Megaterranova
    @Megaterranova 3 дні тому

    We humans seek security, security in relationship, security in making money, security in pleasure, security in being loved. Why are we still insecure despite having all these things?

  • @weho_brian
    @weho_brian 3 дні тому

    damn bro is so dead, he almost killed me

  • @walkingnote1090
    @walkingnote1090 3 дні тому

    Our boy is back

  • @tigerlee9613
    @tigerlee9613 3 дні тому

    Facts from this guy. He is at an age where he has developed the wisdom to know money is not the be all end all. Dude, keep posting your videos. I'm about the same age as you are. I agree with what you say 👍

  • @Megaterranova
    @Megaterranova 3 дні тому

    My asian mom dont give a fuck about me. She cares more about her caucasian hubby. I wish she did care about me more, but then I couldn't have my own life and neither could she.

  • @prairiewolfedogg
    @prairiewolfedogg 3 дні тому

    Audio quality is not too good in this episode, probably due to the wind causing the microphone cut in and out. Try another environment or a microphone cover next time. Other than that, it was a good rant.

  • @GreyOatmeal
    @GreyOatmeal 3 дні тому

    It's. Over.

  • @sebastianm6458
    @sebastianm6458 3 дні тому

    Hello Mr. Chau hope all is well

  • @IbHustln
    @IbHustln 3 дні тому

    when Mr Chau tells the ladies it's awd and gets 54 mpg bet the panties drop...

  • @Addictbasterd
    @Addictbasterd 3 дні тому

    Triple orange chicken at panda is my favorite meal of all time. Next to BBQ ribs.

  • @ankansinha8497
    @ankansinha8497 3 дні тому

    Confucious reincarnated

  • @sayonarababy335
    @sayonarababy335 3 дні тому

    Chinese food and greece food is the best. I hope you are ok so far. We are wanderers, dont let people push you for marriage, happieness never lasts beyond 40 .........you already know it. you struggle you fight and in the end you loose....but we do our best. Stay strong

  • @bendyloco
    @bendyloco 3 дні тому

    Be sure to like and subscribe you @$$h0les.

  • @AdamAndrews-ev8ul
    @AdamAndrews-ev8ul 3 дні тому

    Does it look good in my car?

  • @AdamAndrews-ev8ul
    @AdamAndrews-ev8ul 3 дні тому

    I am inferior to my job

  • @theDrzhivargo
    @theDrzhivargo 3 дні тому

    even if u got a gf, theres a high chance they cheat.....ive heard too many stories

  • @emoneytrain
    @emoneytrain 3 дні тому

    As strange as it sounds, I think this guy could be a stand up comedian or comedy writer. The material and energy are there. Just needs to channel his anxiety and rumination in a different direction. Take a stand-up comedy or comedy writing class, Solomon.

    • @RaffalJus
      @RaffalJus 3 дні тому

      exactly what I was thinking. There is humor and truth in the what he delivers and his ideas are quite relatable.