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Should all questions be answered simply with a yes and no?

Any officer should be able to handle this fine. If you are concerned about taking a polygraph you shouldn’t be protecting any community. I think they should make it even more intense

Fake as hell. Polygraphs are just pseudo science- no doctors or courts believe them.

Most polygraph examiners give you the list of questions beforehand

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These tests cannot tell if you’re lying. The machine is a prop, the whole thing is an interrogation in disguise. Just stay calm and don’t admit to anything and you should be fine. The simple questions you mentioned in the beginning are actually not graded. They are just filler questions to pad out the time and make the test seem more believable to the subject. The control questions they actually want you to lie on so they can get a read of how you react when lying. That’s why they kind of get upset when you give an answer “they might not like” to one of the control questions (like if you answer yes to have you ever stolen anything from your parents before). They want you to say no and “lie” to these types of questions. Then they ask the relevant questions, which are pertaining to relevant things in your job like drug use and such. The way the test is graded is, if you have a stronger reaction to the control questions you pass. If you have a stronger reaction to the relevant questions, you fail. That’s it. If that sounds stupid and like it doesn’t work, it’s because it is, and it doesn’t. They need to abolish these archaic, pseudoscience tests. The fact they still use them for government jobs is embarrassing.

It's creeping into the UK. This is very worrying. It's long established as junk science, of no value and about as reliable as astrology or reading tea leaves..

I took my polygraph today. First off- the most intense thing I did. I was so anxious and idk why. I think it’s because we are dealing with people of authority and that’s already nerve wrecking. Anyways- it was brutal but I told the truth. Towards the end my examiner said they had some discrepancies. I told the truth though. I use to drink heavy and I no longer do. I overthink everything and that causes me to get anxious. We’ll see- I really want this job. I don’t think I passed the polygraph though 😢 it’s in Gods hands. Edit: and yeah- they made me feel like I was a criminal and this awful person- it was insane

My son wants to be a police officer, he didn’t go straight from High School to apply but instead he went to college and got a degree in Criminal Justice 1st , he applied for 4 Departments , he scored high on the test and physical, there’s 30 applications that get selected for only 2 positions in NJ , it’s total BS that they need police officers , it’s all politics , they have in mind who they hire prior of the test, my opinion he’s wasting his time , he should have went with a different route.. A police officer’s salary is garbage unless you do plenty of overtime and put your life on the line .. Now I understand why officers quit law enforcement.. I’m not going to discourage anyone but my opinion isn’t worth it

i have a question, what’s ur email

Those three men have three green clothes and that man in the bath tub filled up with some water is in a bubble floating in the sky

I passed my CAT and physical now i am in the i Phq part and i got a call today for a bilingual test

My polygraphs got angry and insisting on I did something what I did not ? Is it normal ? He did not tell me my results . And said he will send info to employer . Any idea how long does it take ? Any possibility of passing it or I am mercy of the polygrapher?

You suck

Polygraph tests are bullshit, and the people running the tests are typically slimeballs and wannabe psychologists. The municipality where I live banned the use of the polygraph for hiring purposes. The police department cried about it, but the city stayed firm on the decision. Again, polygraphs are bunk.

Did you pass the polygraph?? How many total questions do they ask?

Fuck yeah!!!!!!

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The supervisor the home health assistant the teacher that does it calgon take me away

Polygraph is a lot like Bladerunner 2042 when they do the baseline test. It can’t see if you are lying but they try to create a baseline and how far you deviate from that baseline based on questions given.

Been interrogated in multiple occasions as a minor once upon a time so I’m a little rusty but not my first rodeo. You just have to mentally not give two fucks, the end.

Im taking a polygraph at the end of this week. Im both nervous and excited knowing after this I’m basically over the mountain. By the grace of god everything else has gone good for me. Going into it I know to remain truthful and firm on what I say and not let their interrogation tactics make me change my answer. If anyone else has any other advice please let me know.

polys are way to inacurate and have to many variables. kind of wild that they use them

Polygraph and similar devices, like the CVSA are complete frauds, props only. Zero capabilities to determine truthfulness or deception. Scam industry meant to spook people into confessing their life history.

try again in a year...? over a failed poly? how is that even a thing..

How long approximately is the test

What a mindfuck. No wonder why some cops are or become unhinged psychopaths.

Cops and child molesters are the same thing

on the end we all equals ...just humans no one its more the some ona alse

I’m taking my multiple choice test the 25th of this month I’m nervous may I ask did you practice for that? If so how was the test it self

This video helped calm my nerves. Tomorrow May 25th I myself am taking the Polygraph test.

Cool story bro

"This is WORSE, Peter!"

If I had a fake ID would that disqualify you from becoming a cop years later

Great video bro

Hey bro did you ask yourself the same question in your head . Or was it different questions. I have a voice stress test coming up and I think I will use your technique. Just ask myself ( are you a women) which the answer will be no. Can I just keep using that same question for the answers that are a no answer?

The formula for a poly is always the same. They are extremely insistant about punctuality, and then you sit in a waiting room for an hour even though no-one comes or goes in the interim. It's always either uncomfortably hot or uncomfortably cold, but amazingly, the polygamer was prepared "oh, we're having some AC problems today", but yet they knew it in advance. They play some stupid game where you are supposed to say you have an appointment with "Poly" as if this is all some kind of secret. The chair is uncomfortable...basically the whole thing is designed to stress you out before you even get in the chair, because these are not lie detector tests, they are interrogations. The test itself is 100% subjective, so whether you pass or fail comes down to the polygamer, not you. They are not allowed in court, because their accuracy in controlled studies has been shown to be 50/50 - in other words completely useless. People who fail, are almost always those with active imaginations and guilt complexes...in other words the best potential employees. Since they are spoof-able, bad actors easily pass them.

I had took my poly today and actually failed due to inconclusive and deceptive readings when I was telling the truth , luckily I got to reschedule another test next week but I was nervous throughout the whole test, and advice to help me pass?

I took my polygraph two weeks ago and still haven’t heard anything yet , is that a good thing or a bad thing. Please answer!

polygraphs are a complete pseudoscience. all they look for is abnormal reaction in your breathing and heart rate in comparison from the control questions to the relevant questions. they will act like your friend or your worst enemy no matter what you do never change your story from what you put in your background packet. all they want is for you to admit something. also to OP sad to see you didn’t take the offer, where i’m from our officers start out with 75k in the academy and then make over 80k upon grad. and that’s not even including bonuses and overtime, which there is no shortage of.

The machine is a sham. Its an interrogation to pry additional information out of you. Took a federal one prev, and caught the examiners discrepancy in his questioning and he looked like a deer in headlights. Told him off too when they tried making baseless accusations (have an adjudicated security background investigation and also worked as a govt employee for a state agency). Needless to say didn't get the job. You should be honest, but its a subjective test. If they'll like someone or the person has a special skill in demand they'll hire even if there's all sorts of blemishes in their background. It's amusing they'll accuse you of lying or think you're lying, then tell you you're eligible to reapply.

How can they tell the difference between feeling excited and stressed out? Everything in my life has always been fast paced, to include the way I speak, act or even think (sometimes even overthinking out of habit, not because I'm confused) so I'm wondering if this should be something to be concerned about or just let it happen. I have my polygraph next week!

So did you pass?

I recently went thru a polygraph with a PD, and I had the same experience as you in regards to the officer being friendly and kind then a switch flipped, he became aggressive and accusatory. I have 0 drug history except for friends and family and I dont think he believed that, said I had a reaction to a drug related question, he harped on it bad left the room a few times. Came back asked a couple other questions about drugs. I explained I had embarrassment that a family member is a pot head and my ex-husband was a drug addict that I found out about. He told me the test doesn't respond to embarrassment, and frankly at this point I have become frustrated that he or the machine didn't believe me, he left again came back in his calm tone he took the stuff off me. Asked if I felt the questions were fair, and if I was treated with respect. He said that I had until I walked out the door to answer the questions or explain to him the reaction he saw and I said I have no other answer I answered everything truthfully. He did not finish the whole packet ie- he did not ask me any of the sex/ pedophilia which makes me certain I did not pass because why would they not finish the packet? I have still not heard anything from that department, no pass/fall pulled from the process etc. How long was it until you heard anything?

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If you want to be a cop in NJ you have to be the offspring or related to a cop to get a job outside of Camden, Trenton, or Newark.

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Why am i laughing so hard at this?