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"this is outrageous!"

Feck me 3 years ago. Last comment. All the lads and lasses from allotment cone around my flat for party. I don't drink alcohol. All taking drugs. Hi ken

Ooof john. Get out of yorkshire. Ken when last time ye visited Barnsley. No need to go further on train. Leeds Wakefield. Just stop in Sheffield. Got biggest outdoor urinal in world. Just outside train station. Ey up. I now yorkshire has highest rain fall, for this time of year. Aye ken got up for me breakfast. Letter on table, from me mother and father. Run away from home. They couldn't stand it any more. So went to see uncle john. Have you seen me mother and father, run away from home. Uncle John said i need to get a life. What do you mean uncle John. Oo i see like bill, he's got a new shovel got brass handles. No son he said. Get a life. So i decided to be a bank robber. Got caught on first job. Judge gave me 7 year in prison Ay talking to lads on wing about the average rain fall and temperature for this time of year. The lads started to riot. Had to see govner. He said have let you go son. Why govner. Lads want stop rioting until your left. So went back home. Robbing banks wasn't for me. Got a new shovel with brass handle. Everyone in town talking, av you seen our Dougie got a new shovel with brass handle. Ay i were talk of town. Got a new life

"it's meant to be baroque but I hit reggae by accident"

Ken don't go into Chesterfield. Thursday Market. You going to spent £10 on a new shovel, With a brass handle.

Brilliant

We can't ken

John shuttleworth is the most fully realised character in British comedy

Mary asks Rusty if he wants some music. Yes, she says, he wants some music. So funny.

Very funny.

Very funny..sardonic wit

Barbara Dickson has a beautiful speaking voice.

Love the gentle nature of John and Co, perfect comedy 👍

It’s not right, dancing with another man’s family

Timeless

Drying tips greatly appreciated John, Oooof...

That Joan is a minx!

Mary insists on saying ‘Ann Summers party’ but you wouldn’t say ‘a apple’ Graham you’re a gem 👍

One of the best episodes..and that’s saying something. Ooof.

Hold on! Ken said why didn’t Mary come in the back way like she….usually does? Is Ken Worthington having a bit of fancy with Mary? That’s outrageous

Plonkers bedsit is by far the greatest song in John’s oeuvre.

Bloody beautiful

Joan Chitty is the kind of woman who hangs around successful fruit machine gamblers at the working men’s club.

Bloody brilliant 👍

Fab writing by Graham

God Mary is a right Cow

I tell people about the Shuttleworths but they dont give it a go.Their loss

Oooof petrol money..acces to tea urn....call it a draw...keep an eye on levels on bam flask reservoir

hate to be married to Mary........real battleaxe

Note to self…dont ever wear a polo neck with my leather coat .oooft.

Ken must be absolutely minted oooffft .

Unaccompanied lady Sitting at the bar. Unaccompanied lady I wonder, who you are. Glorious!

Joan sounds like Mary.

What’s happened to Peter Cornelius ?

The step walking keyboard intro to “Fish and Chips” was as ace as Ken’s pickled onion!

KEN'S GOT wIND!"

I reckon Joan Chitty smokes woodbines,or possibly Capstan full strength. Wouldn’t want to snog her …..oooff.

If only Peter Cornelius had called in . Oooff.

Graham is a genius. And a blummin funny one.

John Shuttleworth is my idol. He is a fantastic human being. Keep up the brilliant work. That onion was ace.

Scrooge…….ooof. Sprouts are looking good , hope Ken changes his mind about the lunch .But where’s Peter Cornelius?

Come and dine and relax your spine. Don’t you just love Mary, she’s so matter of fact. If she ever splits from John I want her for my wife,plus Joan Chitty as next door neighbour. I hope Peter turns up with some more competitively priced cuff links !

Brilliant

I once did own a pumice stone 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, this is a gem. Toyah is the perfect foil for the oh-so-stodgy John and Mary.

He's touring again soon I believe!!!!

Had me 😂 so glad I found this. Kim's so sweet: Have a great weekend ☺️

Peter Cornelius Yaaay !😂

Peter Cornelius should feature more, perhaps a two-hander special with Joan Chitty ? We can dream