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First at 0:00 music name ?

Diavolo also died because of drug overdose (ITS CANON)

Whats the true ending song?

If I had a nickel for every video that came out this year and past my radar that praised and defended Assault I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but I’m pleasantly surprised I have two

I believe the fact that General Scales refers to himself as both "tyrant and dictator" is a reference to T-Rex, Since the full name is Tyranosaurus Rex - Tyran meaning Tyrant, and Rex meaning king, so it could be an extremely clever reference for nerds lol

Btw, Star Fox would make a killer 99 game

Easily one of the best videos I've ever seen in this platform, my dude you have a future, also, what do you think of Sin and Punishment? Both sequels are criminally underrated and would make a killer video, also Kid Icarus Uprising, as much as everyone sings its praises, no one cares to talk about its story

"SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FUCKING FAZOO" god i cannot wait for Episode 3

Banger ass video

Fun fact: Jojo ending is actually canon somehow...

Copium / realistic ending: Saki doesnt meet the mob and she can safely give birth to Hana. Along with that she decides to turn her life around completely and along with that recovers from her addiction to drugs. The whole story is just a flashback to her darkest days and is now a functioning member of society with hope along with her daughter, Hana.

Great video! Loved your commentary and most of the jokes landed for me.

Hitomi mentioned. Someone is also a man of culture i see.

I loved the video, helped me get a different perspective on Assault and Adventures which when I was a kid didn't understand much. Can you make a video of Star Fox appearing in StarLink Battle for Atlas? I think Ubisoft did a solid job there, even the DLC for Wolf was great.

💙💙💙💙

It's so sad seeing N64 kids being so excited about Star Fox while their PS1 neighbours were playing Colony Wars 3.

real ending is jogo jujutsu kaisen

Excellent Hitomi Tanaka reference! Lol accurate af!

Anyone know what the music at 1:40:59 is?

yeah and oh remember doors or wheels which have more? i mean cars have doors and skycrapers does too i mean there are more cars than skycrapers right? but not all cars have 4 wheels and what else have wheels? planes planes have wheels loads of wheels but they also have doors...speaking of planes in september 11 2001

tiktok - (comes into existence with 10 second videos) youtubers - (being the hipsters that we are, start making hours long content)

This is a really great video. I’m no content creator, obviously there are some growing pains here. You had the confidence to finish this video, and it’s a really great product. It’s the sort of thing I might continuously overthink and never release. Thanks for making this. Subbed and looking forward to more

“Post-lawnmower Boomer” is the funniest goddamn shit

I wish you added the newest two games to this video

12:52 RIP her career. Thank you for your cervix, Tanaka San 🫡

I left one of the previous price stickers on my copy of Star Fox Assault because the sticker shortens the name to STAR FOX ASS and between Command and Krystal I think that's a fitting summary of the series after 64

As a Jew, when you said Skyward Sword Zelda had an "adorable Jew schnoz" I fucking snorted omg Jewish Zelda confirmed, you are hilarious and this video is a joy 😂❤

The only wrong take in this entire video is that Skyward Sword has the most breedable Zelda. In seriousness though I enjoyed this video a lot. It was good to hear things other than just “64 is god, everything else sucks”

Star Fox 64 soundtrack had no reason to be this good back in the day. Almost makes me want to try Ace Combat.

Loved this video, your presentation is fantastic. I was surprised you didn’t have more videos like these. Looking forward to maybe seeing a part 2 to this covering the later games. If you set up a Patreon I’d be happy to support more similar content 👍

Okay i chuckled at the gateway furry thing.

People considering the Jojo ending as "canon" be like : "fight me !!1" We don't need to, you are already fighting much greater fears.

A modern SF game with 64's routes (but maybe the number of missions zero has still), zero''s approach to how the landmaster performs and the arwing getting the walker powerup at some point via a point i'll make below, Assault's approach to storytelling and cinematics as well as modernizing its multiplayer to the level modern hardware would allow for (ALSO see below for bigger point) could me the marquee product financially that Nintendo would want it to be. Having the gimmick of being able to fully customise your arwing to different potential outcomes depending on the route you take, a-la a roguelike, would provide a verrrrrry meaty framework for my second gimmick. As an aside too, having the walker be a first level upgrade, and potentially it then evolving into the way General Pepper's ship becomes a full mecha OR having it become more animalistic like the wolden in ZERO on an upgrade tree, is the level of complexities they could aspire to in order to have a satisfying experience. Command begrudgingly has great designs for their ships and fun concepts this would echo too, like your upgrades impacting the types of blasters your arwing is capable of, its handling, deciding if you want to alot more engine strength to the shields or the engines between missions like its f-zero, all the modifiers of the core Starfox gameplay toolbox being tweakable for the player would keep its arcadey gameplay, but raise the skill ceiling to something that can catch a competitive scene, and you can make money off this game just from sponsored e-sports events marketing this game for nintendo months after its release. Having it be nintendo's flagship multiiplayer action game! I am imagining if you made something well optimized for the switch 2 that allowed for say, 32 player lobbies of team deathmatches featuring vehicles and a refined on ground combat system which builds off of Assault's weapon roster, you would immediately be cooking. Hell, put it on the Splatoon 3 engine if you really wanna build off of it as multiplayer first, because I think that foundation of gameplay first would still hugely apply. The x factor though I think personally, would be a squad based 4v4 mode that takes heavy inspiration from the classic Star Wars battle front mode: Galactic Conquest. Having your teams battle back and forth for control of the lylat system and having the winning team every match get an upgrade from the various options available during the campaign itself with each victory, could be a very fun game mode I feel to help give this some more legs to stand on (pardon the unintentional walker pun!) I think basically, if Command never happened and we went from Assualt to Zero, a theoretical variant of Command that came out on the switch with all my aforementioned traits it would have a large potential upside for big N! Ultimately it's a pipe dream, but not impossible to imagine Star Fox coming back this way. Underselling big name nintendo IP's have been thriving on the switch and Assault at minimum should get this treatment too, because I wanna see Assault look and play as good as possible!

You shouldn't worry about Nintendo cancelling your UA-cam channel over playing small segments of their music in your video, 'cause my whole UA-cam channel is dedicated to reposting music (It's the easiest way to grow my UA-cam channel), & I haven't been striked once.

Please make more vids like this

Great video. You got my sub.

See? This is why Jojo is the best anime

"You don't have enough SCARABS!!!" OH why did you have to remind me of that.....

IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO NOW.

what’s this about??

47:03 Oh. My. God.

Good video:)

The creator said himself that the Josuke ending is actually canon, it made me feel alot better after the most depressing and angushing story i've ever seen in my life.

I'm only 13½ minutes into this and dude this is good content. You're actually funny. Subscribed already

Absolutely loved the 64 trilogy. I’m one of those weirdos that thought Adventures was the best. As a kid, I remember being blown away after Assault’s ending and being so excited for the next game and how this storyline could continue. If only I knew 😂😢

Wait are we not gona talk about starlink version of star fox or that don't count

Really happy to see people giving Assault the love it deserves. Someday we'll surely get some follow up...

Star Fox, Hitomi Tanaka.... I've finally found it, the perfect video 🫡

41:42 God damn is right, you sound aroused as fuck LMAO Great video btw!

A Fox in Space mentioned World is a bette r place