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Theocharis Zissis
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Відео
Two and a half men lines .MP4
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Alan: Relationships are built on trust and mutual respect. Charlie: Oh, grow up. Relationships are built on diamond earrings and Viagra. Season 7 episode 11
sheldon on PhD French .MP4
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Sheldon cooper talks about PhD French Literature with Penny. Also on Leonard ex girlfriends.
Carlin George on children
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George Carlin you are all diseased on children
My sister.mp4
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Three years ago, my sister was diagnosed with multiple personalities, and there's nothing funny about that. But she phoned me the other day, and my caller ID exploded.
Drinking problem
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before
Βίκυ ανάπηρη έτσι γίνεται !! (Honda Dax Burn...out)
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Kaloneri village! Otan den xeris ti na kanis!
I couldn't agree more on the natural selection part. It's insane how people who never ever should have kids are having so many of them. No wonder overpopulation is such a big problem.
Child worship is out of hand. Nowadays, parents are not even allowed to parent their kids their own ways. The school board and the government micromanage them how to raise and what to teach their kids, then when the kids grow up completely messed up, everyone blame the parents. For example, parents can't discipline their kids in certain ways because it's considered child abuse, so children are either not disciplined properly or take advantage of their underage privileges, then grow up into trouble making adults because they never face any consequence in their life.
Nature knows best
More relavent today than ever before
The only man who can say kids are soft and baby boomers suck in the same joke. What a legend
0:17 You're Welcome.
What a man, we have lost a hero.
"Grow up, Jim-Bob-Billy-Joe-Danny-Frank!"
Lol a National Treasure
Great guy and all (can hella relate) but watching this again and again makes him wonder how the hell on Shining Time Station (as Mr. C) he somehow handled himself and not talk shit about the child stars on set 😂
George Carlin was a national treasure. He put all things (many Taboo) that we were aware or intuitive about (and some that we didn't), especially the kind of stuff that we might not openly talk about, talked about in private with family and friends or were simply in our own thoughts, then packaged and timed everything in a sort of structured comedic rant so well such that we get both the entertainment and a sort of deeper understanding/enlightenment of things.
Goofy looking 😂yup
4:31 and 5:30 he’s right
I guess George was a little mixed around about the guns in church thing. They won't call him a "Disgruntled Worshiper" but they will call those who died "Easter Worshipers"
Children are fucking annoying ppl wanna lay on the beach and have some time off and those fuckibg children keep screaming
Omg..this child worship is 1000 times worse now.My former teammate.. post a pic of her son almost everyday..him eating apple,playing, playing with the dog,wTching tv,napping,.... ridiculous..i had to hide her photos..
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Philosopher
Edward: 0:16
@4:23 Guns in church. Wow, that was a forecast.
0:17 drivr3joe
George Carlin has one response to dan Schneider about his toxicity 0:59
As a parent, I approve this message!
With youtube kids, those kids movies, video games... can't enjoy anything because everything is censored for children
I get tired of these people who just talk about kids its weird!
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what wouldnt i give for society to go back to this...
I grew up 20 miles out of town. When I was in high school, in 1985, I walked down town to a sporting goods store on my lunch break, bought a rifle, carried it to school, put it in my locker, got out at 3:00, grabbed the rifle from my locker, got on the school bus and went home. Note: I was bullied and abused my entire childhood. I never even considered to hurt anyone. Not a single person had any concern at all that a 16 year old was carrying a rifle. Why you ask? Because everyone knew I was not psycho and that I had morals and respect for life and was taught proper safety with firearms. I have said all my life; The USA does not have a gun problem, it has a social problem.
He is so 10000% right
I wonder whay he would think of the ipad kids
He summed up COPPA in a nutshell.
Hating on boomers before ot was popular
He’s not attacking children, he’s attacking the bullshit obsession of children by arrogant and selfish parents
To anybody offended by Matt Rifes recent joke……watch this
0:34 Oh, so Mr. C from Shining Time admits it! 🙂
Piss on god,....this was the voice of a real prophet. I hate kids.
I’m the next George Carlin
Modern 2023: Something else I’m getting tired is all this stupid bullshit, we have to listen to all the time about Taylor Swift. It’s all you hear in the Media, Swifties, Swift in Concert, Swift & Kelce, listen to Swift. You Know What I Say, “FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT”, Fuck Her, Fuck Her Fans. She’s Getting Entirely Too Much Attention! (I Don’t Hate Her Personally, it’s just a Parody)
See how he said Boomers are the sissy ones the way Boomers talk about Gen X and forward? He also ranted about people walking around with video cameras the way we do about phones today. This isn't a generation thing, it's an age thing.
Whenever one of my old college friends has a kid now I send them this
I wonder what he would have said about today's generation
He would be slightly disappointed
He's the best 😂😂
This asshole is not funny at all, just an idiot with a filthy mouth.
WTF wrong with you ?!!!!!!
TTTE fans: TF YOU SAY?!?!?!
I noticed there are people who seem to use their kids or just children in general to bully and harass others who are different from them like their lives and wellbeing are more important just because they have kids.
I wonder how George would handle people saying "Their child is their hero"
He'd say simple, "F*ck youself."
He wasn't wrong about guns in churches.
It actually happened.
0:16 - UA-cam Kids be like:
0:17 "F**k the children!"
He had guts to say a lot of things people wouldn't say today. Gotta love him.
Boy, George nailed the church shootings didn't he - "disgruntled worshippers" - AMAZING