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What Happened to Gmail?
Is your Gmail account running out of storage? Do you remember the good old days when you were promised that you would never have to delete another message? Well, take a stroll down memory lane and relive the glory days and ask yourself why you believed those promises to begin with. If it was too good to be true, it probably was. They can always update those terms and conditions.
If you're running out of storage, don't worry! There are simple ways to free up room. You can just delete all those emails from your ex-girlfriend, or you can pay Google for cloud storage that you thought you would never have to buy. They lured us in, didn't they, with promises of never-ending progress? Well the best way to get back at them is to share this video with all your friends. And maybe get an account at protonmail.
And yes, this is satire.
#Gmail #tech #siliconvalley
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Why is There So Much Food Waste on YouTube?
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Pools of jello and popcorn sure are a waste of food, but they are not going away any time soon. Today we're talking about how wasting food is a great way to grab some views on UA-cam and how there doesn't seem to be much push back to the pools of cereal and missiles of chocolate syrup. We're exploring why food waste is so common and why most people don't seem to have a problem with it. Hope you...
How to Email Your Professor
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Writing an email shouldn't be that hard, but it's surprising how many students need help figuring this simple task out. Based on the thousands of emails I've received from students over the years, I put together some advice that will help you not make the simple mistakes so many students make.
Simple Pallet Feed Box for Goats and Sheep
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We were sick of the sheep tossing their hay on the ground and then standing around hungry, so we put together a really simple box made from pallet wood. For the cost of only a few screws (we also reused some pallet nails) we put something together. It's a very easy beginner DIY farm project, and it's the second one we've made. It's very sturdy and saves a lot of money on hay. If you have any qu...
My Ewe is a Chicken Ladder
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Our sheep and goats always knock down the chicken coop ramp. Good thing there's always a patient ewe waiting around to be helpful.#cutebabyanimals #funnyanimals #farmlife
Is Academia a Ponzi Scheme?
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The life of a professor sounds like the best dream, and for a lucky few, it is. Once you get that tenured position of happiness, there really isn't much to complain about. But that's not the life of a significant percentage of those teaching college classes. Most students don't understand the academic hierarchy. What's the difference between an assistant professors and a full professor? Well, w...
Our Animals Eating Fodder (Plus announcement about this channel!)
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We like to feed our animals nutritious and delicious fodder made from barley grain. It's great for filling up bellies, especially goats who never seem satisfied. Also, I share an announcement about the future of this UA-cam channel. Thanks for watching!
Cutest Baby Animals! Come meet our farm animals!
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Come meet the cutest animals on our farm! I know, worthless professors should stay in the classroom, but I couldn't resist compiling some of our favorite videos of our first two years on the farm. Feel free to check out my other videos too! (All but the goats towards the beginning are animals we love and care for on our farm.) Thanks for all the support for my other videos. I have some good one...
My Opinion of Dale Bredesen's The End of Alzheimer's. Part 4/4
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In this 4th and final video I give my opinion of Dale Bredesen's "The End of Alzheimer's: The First Program to Prevent and Reverse Cognitive Decline." I get a bit grumpy at the end, so I hope that doesn't take away from all the hope that I see the ReCODE protocol providing. I hope this series of videos was helpful. If you missed any of the other ones, here are some links below. Video #1 (Fight ...
Overview of ReCODE Protocol Testing and Lifestyle Recommendations. The End of Alzheimer's Part 3
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A basic overview of the ReCODE protocol (also known as the Bredesen Protocol) found in Dale Bredesen’s book The End of Alzheimer’s: The First Program to Prevent and Reverse Cognitive Decline. This video includes an overview of the testing and lifestyle recommendations. I made this video since I knew some people would be helped with having an overview before reading the actual book. This video i...
The Three Sub-types of Alzheimer's, The End of Alzheimer's Part II
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Did you know there are three sub-types of Alzheimer's? Understanding the different sub-types of Alzheimer's is crucial to reversing Alzheimer's. UCLA's Dale Bredesen argues that there are at least three different sub-types of Alzheimer's based on the three main attacks on your brain. They are inflammation, atrophic, and toxic exposure. Watch the video for more information! Watch Part 1 explorin...
Dale Bredesen's The End of Alzheimer's, Part 1
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Alzheimer's is a terrible and deadly disease, but there is hope! This video is part one in a series that examines Dale Bredesen's book, "The End of Alzheimer's:The First Program to Prevent and Reverse Cognitive Decline." DISCLAIMER: The following does not represent medical advice. As always, consult with a licensed physician. We take a look at the physiological underpinnings of Bredesen's appro...
What the Nazis got wrong: Weston A Price, Nutrition, and Physical Degeneration
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What the Nazis got wrong: Weston A Price, Nutrition, and Physical Degeneration
Do Parents Matter?
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Do Parents Matter?
Formula vs. Breastfeeding: Bottled Up by Suzanne Barston
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Formula vs. Breastfeeding: Bottled Up by Suzanne Barston
Parents...tout simplement
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Parents...tout simplement
Simplicity Parenting by Kim Payne
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Simplicity Parenting by Kim Payne

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  • @stephenresler
    @stephenresler 7 днів тому

    Truth. Academic Truth is nonsense. The University System is a pile of Marxist Bovine Crap. (I was an Adjunct). You must learn to speak Crapanese (DEI CRT Speak) or 'dei' trying. My pronouns are Fuq/You. (I lived out of my car under US 1 and I-95 because I could not pay rent, eat, and pay tuition simultaneously). Here's a truth: I am convinced most 'Scholarly Work' has elements of faked data and plagiarism. How 'bout another truth: There are more 6 figure DEI CRT Administrators than Teachers at most US Universities. Of those esteemed faculty, 30% are Marxist Foreigners replete with Mid-East Jew Haters. It took 12 years but this is what I have learned: #1. BS Degree = The Bull Shit Degree. #2. MS = More of the Same. #3. Ph.D. = Piled higher and Deeper. #4. I know very little and the truth in the Universities is chimera. #5. Universities are a waste of time and money, send your children to Tech Schools. #6. The Private Sector is vastly superior for peace of mind and wealth creation.

  • @song74uiuc
    @song74uiuc 11 днів тому

    It’s always the same old people at the conferences and young PhD has no job opportunities

  • @crisis_pawn
    @crisis_pawn 24 дні тому

    one day this dude will realize that all of the work system is a ponzi scheme.

  • @MusangKing-b3o
    @MusangKing-b3o 28 днів тому

    The supreme art of chasing after academia position (to a full professorship) is to deceive the enemy without doing any actual research work. In the practical art of academia chase, the best thing of all is to infiltrate the enemy's university academia system whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. For one hundreds Chinese scientists to become assistant professors in one hundred universities is not the acme of skill. To deceive the enemy with research publications without doing actual scientific work is the acme of skill. If you know how the enemy's university academia system works and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred submitted research papers.

  • @Afrologist
    @Afrologist 28 днів тому

    It isn't just a ponzi scheme, it's a cult. 2:30 is a perfect encapsulation for why the replication crisis is so bad & why certain dogmas as taken as literal scripture by most modern academics, both in the humanities & natural sciences. I made my channel in my senior year of my Zoology undergrad after I had to take a course on Evolution to graduate; if the average person truly knew the level of indoctrination that academics need to go through just to jump these hoops they would never trust another scientist again.

  • @MusangKing-b3o
    @MusangKing-b3o 29 днів тому

    Of course, it is a scam if a) There are four sides: you the PhD student, your supervisor, the "University" and the "Government", in this case the "Government" is being scammed because they allowed government research funding trickle down to the "University" in which the "University" gets a sizeable portion of it, they (both the "University" and your supervisor) do not care about the research output, you the PhD student is just being used to scam money off the "Government", in other words, you are just being used to write and publish junk, useless and rubbish research papers for them (your supervisor and the "University") to show to the "Government", so that they can perpetuate the scam cycle on the "Government" again and again. b) You the Phd student is being scammed (likely to happen, if you are a foreign PhD student in other countries), that if your new research findings turned out to be very very very interesting (worth winning Nobel prizes), they (your supervisor, the "University" and the "Government") will collude together to steal or plagiarize your intellectual work and then kick you out of their PhD program.

  • @peterlightning9235
    @peterlightning9235 Місяць тому

    I've been in the workforce for a long time. Pay is largely based on what you physically have to do and how crappy it is. Like if you have to unload trucks in cold weather for example. I've noticed with lots of professional jobs that the pay isn't that great, although you have to be pretty educated to get them, because the jobs are very cushy. And I imagine that's how Universities and similar places justify paying academics so little. Because in other lines of work, the work will stop if wages aren't brought up to a level that makes doing the job worth it. Because no one will do it. Workers in academia don't seem to have that leverage with pay because the jobs are cushy, the positions are limited, and it's highly competitive to get one of those jobs.

  • @bear3s
    @bear3s Місяць тому

    I'm not even on the pyramid yet 😭

  • @modernNeanderthal800
    @modernNeanderthal800 Місяць тому

    Yes

  • @joeydendron
    @joeydendron Місяць тому

    Everything's a ponzi scheme. How is this different from millions of wannabe musicians vs a handful of global superstars, or millions of wannabe entrepreneurs vs a handful of billionaires?

  • @ElizabethVictoria-u7t
    @ElizabethVictoria-u7t Місяць тому

    Thank you so much for your useful videos, you are one of inspiring people on UA-cam😃

  • @spoogerification
    @spoogerification 2 місяці тому

    Adjuncts in New York make 70 dollars an hour. That’s hardly poverty

  • @sukhmanicambridge
    @sukhmanicambridge 2 місяці тому

    Can i, do those tests in the uk?

    • @worthlessprofessor6477
      @worthlessprofessor6477 2 місяці тому

      I think the tests are pretty standard across medical systems. Since I made this video, Bredesen has come out with more information and at least another book, but the biggest thing is finding a medical practitioner who can order the tests and help you understand them. Someone trained in functional medicine is likely a good (though not fail-safe) avenue of inquiry. It looks like there are quite a few functional medicine practitioners in the UK.

    • @sukhmanicambridge
      @sukhmanicambridge 2 місяці тому

      @worthlessprofessor6477 thanks so much, I'll make enquiries.

  • @ardalire651
    @ardalire651 2 місяці тому

    This is a pretty bleak summary that doesn't give some important context: 1) There are too many PhDs, and a lot of people go to grad school without a plan or a real interest in teaching. If you are in a PhD program only because you don't know what else to do with your life, get out. And if you are in a PhD program that doesn't fully fund you and support your job search, really GET OUT. 2) There are teaching-track positions at a lot of 2 and 4 year schools that completely skip the tenure stream/research pressure and pay a living wage. Many people are very happy as Teaching Profs. 3) A lot of people are "location picky" and refuse to teach at rural or less prestigious schools; many excellent universities have trouble filling positions because they are not in trendy locations. In other words, there are a lot of spoiled middle class kids who grow up believing they are ENTITLED to a fancy academic job on an ivy-covered campus, which is not the same thing as working to become an educator and scholar who lives in a normal town. 4) Tenured profs have to do a lot of service and admin work that "lower" teaching faculty don't have to do. 5) While everything in this video is true to a certain extent, there are a lot of ways to succeed in an academic career, and by and large people who genuinely want to teach (not just wear elbow patches and live a performative academic life) and have real skills can find jobs. Tl; dr: It's supposed to be hard, and if you are in it for the wrong reasons, it gets a lot harder.

  • @fsdds1488
    @fsdds1488 2 місяці тому

    Physics graduate here, got a comfortable job in the government that requires only highschool diploma with some extra training, even that is better than many academics, I still want to do research but I am not going to destroy myself to be another paper printing machine.

  • @tjlastname5192
    @tjlastname5192 3 місяці тому

    I’ve been calling this a pyramid scheme for 10+ years, and I’m just some dumb country bumpkin that managed to get a BA in history. Glad I realized before going to graduate school.

  • @davidgolden1607
    @davidgolden1607 3 місяці тому

    You alluded to a major aspect of the academic pyramid scheme that ties together much of the current dysfunction in universities (especially R1 and R2 institutions). Many of these schools have far too many Ph.D. programs, and bring in far too many students. As you noted, the competition for tenured positions is fierce, so these Ph.D. programs are glutting the market. Now, this has important ramifications. First, as you noted very clearly, this creates a glut of Ph.Ds and Ph.D. candidates who can't get a full-time job. But it also allows the senior faculty to live a life of ease. Senior faculty are the ones who teach their 'boutique' graduate courses to four or five students; no undergraduate survey courses for them, no grading dozens of papers each week, those tasks are left to the adjuncts. So it's a brilliant model: maintain too many and too large Ph.D. programs to allow senior faculty to teach only the best students and very few of them at that, create an army of desperate academics who want nothing more than to work in the area they love, and then force them to teach the frosh and soph courses that are 'beneath' the full profs. And how do I know all of this? I'm 40 years post PhD and have been tenured for over 30 years. I've served as dean of two colleges and been the vice-provost of my univ. I have seen first hand how this pyramid scheme works, and it is harmful to the people and mission of a university. Your video is well done and deserves wide distribution.

  • @JSfer-11
    @JSfer-11 3 місяці тому

    Absolute truth.

  • @bjrnhjortshjandersen1286
    @bjrnhjortshjandersen1286 4 місяці тому

    Problem is overcapacity and a limited market for Academic Status Positions. Higher Academic Educations are a commercial product in many countries and generally a University Income creator whether it is privately or publicly funded. However the production of scientific papers is not a commercial product, it can only be used indirectly to secure funding for a period. The economic outcome lies in connecting scientific knowledge with some commercial business and make a product somebody will buy.

  • @kenlandon6130
    @kenlandon6130 4 місяці тому

    If you go into academia, you better do it as an administrator, not an instructor.

  • @leonardpearlman4017
    @leonardpearlman4017 4 місяці тому

    Please like and subscribe when you finish quietly weeping....

  • @deathlarsen7502
    @deathlarsen7502 4 місяці тому

    It's a scam

  • @davisblackwelder4681
    @davisblackwelder4681 4 місяці тому

    I don't know who this is, but he is a genius! Such truth about academia. So many pious, self-important hypocrites. Well-done. Keep up the good work. It reminds me of the South Park episode from 6 years ago on the Southern slave owner consulting the university president for tips on handling slaves. In this case, the university slaves were the athletes, but it could apply to the lower tier academic employees. Thanks very much.

  • @tomwinston6758
    @tomwinston6758 4 місяці тому

    Spot on, unfortunately.

  • @EduardQualls
    @EduardQualls 4 місяці тому

    To me, the cardinal failure of all those who decry the "mixing of the races" is that they have no understanding of *_hybrid vigor._* There have been so many idiotic, and dangerous, ideas that men made up before our understanding of genetics (beginning in the late 1920's) started to show those ideas to be farcical and completely groundless. BTW, *Eat more (free-range) eggs, and grass-fed butter! -Your brain needs the cholesterol!*

  • @EduardQualls
    @EduardQualls 4 місяці тому

    Interestingly, there are University departments in the US who have their own "journal," to provide an easy way to "publish," so that their assistant and associate professors can expand their CV's continually, and the full professors' names can be tacked on, as a _quid pro quo_ in tenure grants.

  • @minhng7208
    @minhng7208 4 місяці тому

    Totally agree. In Australia we call adjunts by a worse name, casuals.

  • @bostaurus1
    @bostaurus1 4 місяці тому

    Is this the same in all countries?

  • @bostaurus1
    @bostaurus1 4 місяці тому

    You forgot to mention the involuntary childlessness.

  • @SO-ym3zs
    @SO-ym3zs 4 місяці тому

    By all means, get an advanced degree if there's a field you love to learn about or if your prospective job field requires it. But do not go into academia, especially not as an adjunct, unless your family already has all its necessary income and you're just teaching on a lark because you're semi-retired or bored. It's been like this for decades. It is political, petty, and silly (doubly so with the advent of political correctness and now "wokeness"), and it absolutely does not place scholarship or teaching first. Universities are money-generating concerns that care about pumping out degrees, about football, donors, etc. If you have any illusions of academia being some noble ivory tower where people learn for the sake of learning, you will be disabused of that notion very quickly and painfully.

  • @sweetautumnfox
    @sweetautumnfox 5 місяців тому

    That’s it I’m not going into academia

  • @ggvg2410
    @ggvg2410 5 місяців тому

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @martinszalkovskis6406
    @martinszalkovskis6406 5 місяців тому

    Where is pyramid main thing? Lower tiers should directly give their money to upper tier. What you described is corporate system. It's the same in 99.9% companies/industries. You should go to school so you can understand what you are saying.

  • @nukeomatic
    @nukeomatic 5 місяців тому

    This is how college teaching is structured, but kids, go to college so you can get a “good” education 😂

  • @oswack
    @oswack 5 місяців тому

    short answer yes long answer no

  • @robertmanella528
    @robertmanella528 5 місяців тому

    Bill Gates is at the top!!! He has the college's do his thinking and steals the results!!!

  • @rrrajlive
    @rrrajlive 6 місяців тому

    Why didn't I know this 10 years back

  • @ronnerizvi
    @ronnerizvi 6 місяців тому

    Be smart. Do not let school (academia as well) get in the way of your education.

  • @ew1usnr
    @ew1usnr 6 місяців тому

    Knowing how tough the process is makes me respect my professors more.

  • @michaelrussell7964
    @michaelrussell7964 6 місяців тому

    Love your comment: The department hated me, so they made me a Dean. How true! They look for someone who ass-kisses the President and Vice Presidents and oppresses the faculty members. So much for academic freedom of expression ..

  • @oksanaorehova3257
    @oksanaorehova3257 6 місяців тому

    You forgot the part-time instructors/lecturers 🤣

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 6 місяців тому

    I am watching this video as I begin my PhD journey 😅

    • @o0QuAdSh0t0o
      @o0QuAdSh0t0o 2 місяці тому

      How’s it going? I’m in undergrad considering grad school

  • @TomTschritter
    @TomTschritter 6 місяців тому

    This was my direct experience as well, and exactly why I never pursued an academic career.

  • @jackdamron382
    @jackdamron382 6 місяців тому

    Perfect.

  • @hamarana
    @hamarana 6 місяців тому

    Come on, it´s been 20 years now.. and I bet you email are full of junk, spams and unecessary stuff.. it´s billions of people gathering that. Don´t be too hard on Gmail.

  • @leonardogregoratti386
    @leonardogregoratti386 6 місяців тому

    you forgot the asslicking to raise ranks. Marketing with upper levels and arrogance with all the others are the only things that work.

  • @matheus09685
    @matheus09685 6 місяців тому

    Vim pelo @ancap_su

  • @matheus09685
    @matheus09685 6 місяців тому

    Precisamos de legendas em português!

  • @Liz-wz8dh
    @Liz-wz8dh 7 місяців тому

    Academia is very over-romanticized. In reality, it's not much like the fantasies people have about it unless maybe you work at a top 10 school.

  • @brianshea4177
    @brianshea4177 7 місяців тому

    Anybody who is smart enough to earn a Ph.D. should have seen the Ph.D. route...especially in the Humanities... as a career, financial and personal dead end. This has been a problem for decades. I started graduate school in the early nineties and finally saw the writing on the wall by the end of the decade. That was 25 years ago and the academic market has gotten exponentially worse. Hate to be the AH here, but nobody should be surprised to wake up at 30 odd years old with debt and no viable job path in academia despite years of hard work, classes taught and articles published. That has been the standard operating procedure of higher ed for decades.