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So true. Let's work on like ! 😂

Man needs sex to love and woman need to love to have sex

Just cause he came it doesn’t mean you made him cum. Thats basically the same shit. Maybe

andrew tate aged 9 got to stay up late for this also bill burr is a retard

Drizzle Drizzle

I ended up marrying this girl - one of the best decisions I ever made.

Omfg he was great

Patrice speaks fluent dude.

with those sharks he's going to need a bigger truth

"Why does it have to go somewhere" LISTEN UP WOMEN!!

Genius

So men aren’t happy to see the woman they love?? Lol. Why do men make it seem like it’s hell being in love with a woman?? 😅 And I know he’s a comedian so it’s coming from a joking place. Bet the best jokes are the ones with a little bit of truth to them. 👀☕️

Prince O’Neal

R.I.P The perfect description of relationships.

I want to call in sick LOL man.. he was too good for us to have.

Bible says: man love, woman respect!

Pay attention

He was 15 years ahead of the curve 🥂💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾…genius.

Ngl he did spoke fluent dude. Nothing but facts, they are funny, but its true. 😂

I used to not get this. Those were more hopeful days for me.

This is me except I’m the man. I’m like “yeah I saw you 2 times this week so I’m good until next week, bye.”

Men very HARD to get a woman to LOVE them. What work do women do? 👀🤪🤣🤣🤣

So much to think about it...

I remember there was a clip where Patrice expanded on this like/love dichotomy, does anyone remember what that was?

There’s another saying which goes ‘the perfect marriage is when the man loves the woman more than the woman loves the man’.

Woman feels amazing when she feels love. So shes gonna fucking suck it from you so dudes gotta manage this. Also women are really actors they know whats up and switch on a dime so dont feel bad because she is soooo in love. If another dude comes in and hits the switches right and has more cheese she could bounce making up a story for herself. Dudes are more loyal

The man: approaches the woman, runs the conversation, plans a date (for her), pays, has to have a place to bring her back to... there's nothing a woman does with as much effort for the man. Unless she's a cooking cleaning baby-making tradwife.

Imagine a Patrice and Kevin Samuels podcast when they were alive. 🔥

Mister mulder if a shark stops swimming it’ll die, don’t stop swimming

He truly was a genius when it came to men and women. Especially men. Something genius he said, that explains it all to a women... "You didnt do for me, what I had to do for you, to love me" Women expect men to do it all, while they sit back and enjoy the ride. We are expected to approach you, ask you out, set up the date, pay for everything, text/call you, take you out again, pay again. We are 1 month in and what Ive done for you is 20x what youve dont for me in that span. Then they want to wonder why theyre single, and why your love isnt on the same level.... the things you did for me are no where near all the things I did for you, for you to feel that way.

Wish I would’ve seen this earlier

Always heard about Patrice but for some reason had never seen one of his bits before today. Truly one of the greats.

Preach brother preach! Miss him.

This is a fact 😂😂😂

True for both men and women (whether women want to admit it or not) when a man loves a woman she becomes repulsed by how into her he is, it makes him look weak in her eyes. When a woman loves a man who just likes her, she gets to be the emotionally "weak" one which puts him above her in her eyes.

That face of a man in love - that’s black Mr Potato Head.

Patrice died right before he was the most relevant stand up comic in the world. It’s such a shame. He would’ve been extremely popular. Died a cult figure. Best roast comic, best stand up, men’s activist.

Man the older i get, the realer this shit is. Its just some shit u cant explain to ur girl

Chasing the dragon is a Chinese trap.

Zillion

Is perfection achievable?

I’m hated, I wouldn’t know, if A lady likes me.

God took Patrice and left Kevin. Why have you forsaken us lord?

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I bet Patrice & Carlin are down there laughing up at us.

A fucking God on stage. Telling nothing but facts and everyone took it as jokes.

No joke the last modern philosopher.

Jerry Hardin RIP 🙏....saw his one man show, 'A man and his world' in Galway City years ago, at our Arts Festival 😢

Patrice is a modern philosopher.

God I miss that show!👽 🛸