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It's customers first! 🤮

Karen and her shoose and circulars

2:23 Is that woman bringing a dirty plate back to the buffet?

@1:39 “can you keep a secret?”

It's really the nightly niche

That Thumbnail Though 😳

What a gem!

It is ok for me to work at Publix?

Noisepuppet brought me here

3:13 gen z baddie went back in time just for the old country buffet.

(Slowly carving while never losing eye contact with customer) “You see, it all comes to bear, it's where I met Jesus and I'll never tell you anything more important than that. It was a Christian camp my father paid for. Paid for the whole thing, all 125 campers on Lake Michigan. Many of them were unfortunate, cast-off little boys and girls would do anything for a candy bar. Maybe I took advantage of that. Maybe I was rough with them…”

Is there a volume 1? These conversation starters are too advanced for me.

GIMME THAT

I demand that the employees acknowledge me everytime I walk into a publix.

I came to this video from dathings

L O L at some of these constant questions and statements this guy was asking was quite hilarious and just a tad bit overdramatic but on a sidenote, the decade of the 80s was amazing. It’s hard to believe I was only eight years old when this video was made and put out.

It’s important to maintain eye contact during the silences.

2024: publix employees don’t understand English.

i legit thought its porn coz of the surreal acting lmao

The pineapple tree trunk looked great!

This shit escalated quickly 6:44

That would be our best honey how much do you want AEEUGHH Actually I think we're out AEEEUGGHH

Rollerdome

Leave manager alone or you'll get fired.

This guy should switch to shopping at Jewel where he can get waited on by cashiers like Joan. Jewel puts Customers First!

Heroin was popular amongst execs and minimum wage earners

This could be a viagra commercial: what the world would be like if customers walked around with massive hard ons … and you thought it was the workers’ fault!!!!??

Dirt bag is the only guy in the store, of course everyone is nice to him. If it were busy in the least bit they’d probably tell him to the get hell out already. It’s probably 7 at night, who’s grocery shopping at that time?

I love going on to dating chat sites and quoting these lines... The confusion from the people is priceless

Would ya care for some Hammerbeef??

Were people ever THIS bad in real life?

"Now serving the short guy with ugly tie, and his rhinoceros wife."

Too many cuts

I'd like a poud of that baked ham

"We never suggestive sell to children." That went in the trash can decades ago.

I do not like the way this guy says "hot fudge sundaes."

Guess all the budget for paying their low-wage slaves slightly better or to give those two guys at least a apron that does at least fit their size went out of the window for the hiring of these paid actors...

I wish. All restaurants I worked in just threw me in there.

Planagram is not a real word dammit

Wow! The checkers and baggers today could sure use watching this video. They rarely greet customers and have no idea how to bag groceries. I used to work at Jewel in the late 70's, and we knew how to respect our customers and bag groceries properly.

The friendliness is so over the top, yet I find it endearing.

"Do you hee-hee in your who-who?"

Wtf is this stuff at the end?

Is that the golden coral guy in the beginning?

I was 26!

"Thank you." "I wonder what that was for" Uh he is told to do that or get his ass fired?

You know you've made it when you're a 30 year old working at a gas station, trying to compare your job to a football team just to prevent yourself from cussing out everyone that enters the gas station with a better life than you.

Has this guy ever seen how thick a dime is?

Him and the wife are having steak and baked taters and the kids get the special loaf 😂😂

“You know, Lucifer was Gods favorite angel”