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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 52
Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions.
We fight off another wave and prepare ourselves to face the Harpy wave of doom... will we make it this time!?
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 51: Goddess of Destiny
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. We continue to push South and expand our territory, hooray!
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 50
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. We have a very successful episode right up until around... Day 67?
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 49: Final Mission Attempt 1 (Part2)
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. We see quite a number of successful growth periods for the colony, and manage (sometimes by the skin of our teeth) to survive the increasingly awful waves of zombies... nothing special yet but we will have to keep an eye out next episode!
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 48 - Final mission Attempt 1
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. We steal ourselves for the final wave on the Highlands level and... apparently survive it like champions! It turns out that there is a another level to beat in order to finish the game, so we get stuck in!
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 47 Highlands, Swarm and the last map!
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. We finally meet the wave of waves and, surprisingly, fight them off without much problem! It turns out that one further map remains to be conquered, and after mowing down a swarm of nearly 30,000 little zombros, we find the semi-predictable ...
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 46: Highlands II
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. After a bold start in expanding into the fog of war and developing our economy, we must turn to the heavy task of fortifying our perimeter, creating chokepoints and churning out an effective military force! I am not feeling overly confident ...
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 45: Highlands
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. With the huge income boost we developed in El Dorado last episode, it is time to take on the final frontier: the Highlands! With a gigantic horde approaching the territory, we have an apparent abundance of time... but I'm not to be fooled by...
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 44 El Dorado
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. In this episode we discover how lovely, wonderful and utterly charming a small group of Lucifers can be! We make massive in-roads towards the great undead horde and manage to squeeze enough gold out of the ground to meet our income target. H...
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 43 El Dorado
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. In this episode we continue pushing outwards to explore the El Dorado map. I have to play cautiously so that we don't alert the horde of special zombies waiting in the northern area, but this definitely slows us down. Will we make enough pro...
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 42 Hydra PP, Omicron Lab & El Dorado
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. This episode is an absolute omnibus of different levels in the game! It turns out that we missed a hero mission further back in the story, which gives us the opportunity to take a chance on upgrading Calliope's range... which is just enough ...
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 41 Frozen Lake
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. In this episode we charge through the rest of the Frozen Lake map, making a dangerous assumption about how safe our Eastern flank is from sneaky zombie attack. Can we finish the level or will the undead find a chink in our palisades!?
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 40 Omicron and Frozen Lake
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. We start with a brief demonstration of why the Omicron Laboratory is definitely top of my Most Annoying Levels list before moving on to a map that we must have skipped past some time ago - The Frozen Lake. We strike out and make a foothold, ...
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 39
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. Today we consolidate our hold on the broken lands and mend them together into a single, zombie-free utopia! We also have a go at the Omicron laboratory - definitely a good contender for Most Annoying Level :D
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 38
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Hello friends! Join me as we weather the pandemic by playing through a fantastic dystopian strategy zombie-shooting little number called They Are Billions. This episode documents our progress through the Broken Land, developing a powerful army of Titans to gun down the many, many zomboes hanging around in our way. Will we be prepared for the final wave? Find out!
Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 37
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 36
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 35
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 34
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 33
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 32
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 31
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 30
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 29
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 28
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 27
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 26
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 25
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 24 (Summary)
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Let's Play They Are Billions with Offie Goes! Episode 24 (Summary)
Subnautica Below Zero #36: Mr Tumnus Leads the Way (Endgame Finale)
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Subnautica Below Zero #36: Mr Tumnus Leads the Way (Endgame Finale)

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  • @godkiller7230
    @godkiller7230 10 місяців тому

    good video pal gave u the like because u got some balls having that much left to kill on day 60 - big tip expand and build n mass produce units if u want to live

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 9 місяців тому

      Thanks mate! Spoiler alert - it doesn't pay off ;)

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 10 місяців тому

    Where was the part where you needed a tissue?

  • @Doom_Slug
    @Doom_Slug 11 місяців тому

    Good stuff! Absolutely adore this game.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 10 місяців тому

      Cheers bud! I tend to get very excited about setting everything out and surviving the first year, but tend to lose interest before I get much further than that. So fun though!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 11 місяців тому

    Were you trying to kill the Leviathans by choking them to death??

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 11 місяців тому

    With God as my witness you boiled her alive! Like a lobster!!!

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 11 місяців тому

    You can get rid of Titans by moving them to an engineering center and a "disband" button will become available. Same is true for soldiers but they use a soldier center. All units can be disbanded in proximity to the type of building that produces them.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 11 місяців тому

      Thanks, I worked it out in the end!

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 11 місяців тому

    Did you ever notice the poor abandoned Thanatos?

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 11 місяців тому

      No. I like to think that he enjoyed a peaceful retirement living in the colony, using his remaining rockets for mining work.

  • @floofycatz
    @floofycatz Рік тому

    The game was so over the top and unlike any I had played before or since, love this video :)

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Haha, thanks! I keep meaning to find time to play through the whole campaign with my brothers. One day!

  • @DynaCatlovesme
    @DynaCatlovesme Рік тому

    You are well past where I ever got to now, though of course I've seen others play them all.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Hurrah! I have tried not to watch ahead before I play the levels to keep my reactions honest, except for a couple of challenging ones that I had to repeat more than once.

  • @arturc20
    @arturc20 Рік тому

    Scale your video i cant see bottom off the map

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      How have I not noticed this in all the other episodes!? I'll look into it - hopefully an easy change in OBS or my editing software. Cheers

  • @SynergyGamingTV
    @SynergyGamingTV Рік тому

    Never give up man. UA-cam is a battle... growing a channel is hard work. Keep it up, you definitely have the energy!!!

  • @SaroShow
    @SaroShow Рік тому

    Love this game! Im playing it the last 6 month😂 You ahould boost your economy bifore building soldiers...always aim to wood workshop first and farm. Build a lot of houses before. Allo you dont need wooden towers to expand at the beginning. Ranger on patrol can clan a lot of maps you should use them to killer all the walkers and when runners pop up stop and build a balista to define the first bordes... habe fun

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Thanks for the tips, buddy!

    • @SaroShow
      @SaroShow Рік тому

      @@offiegoes you're welcome! Also you can use only soldiers for the campain if you get them all the upgrades, they will be better then snipers, different story for the survival mode where you need sniper from the third map on, because there are spitters!!... You almost finish the campain but the real deal is the apocalypse mode! For that you need double corpse recycling because iT'S full of zombies and you get a lot of money! Ah for the phoneyx project don't open that door until you get all the soldiers and save granades! I will follow youR next episodes! Caio from Italy! :D

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      @@SaroShow I'm going to have a break from the Phoenix project for now but yes, I think there must be a better way than the one I tried! Catch you in the next episode, ciao!

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 Рік тому

    Mutants are pretty good units for the zombies' side; not so good for the humans' side.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Noted. Don't think I'll invest in them for this playthrough then.

    • @dynaplays5614
      @dynaplays5614 Рік тому

      @@offiegoes When the zombie mutants attack, they churn out new zombies when they take stuff out, like zombies always do; but all you can do with one is kill zombies.

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 Рік тому

    Giants have a ranged attack, though it's not visually obvious. That's how they keep killing Rangers.

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 Рік тому

    "I don't think snipers are going to do it." I didn't think so either, but enough of them did do it.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Thanks, I'll give them a go once they are upgraded in the tech tree.

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    Yayyy we reached the end! Do you still want my list? There's definitely still stuff you missed, but you also managed to tick off a large chunk of it as we went along

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      There was a lot of picking up pieces! Feel free to list away or forever keep it a secret. I'm easy bro/tho.

    • @saxrendell
      @saxrendell Рік тому

      @@offiegoes Well the main thing to mention is that there is more to Sam's storyline, and you never found the giant frozen leviathan, Hint - you will need to build a spy pengling to finish that story. - There's also a lot of the furniture under the misc. menu that you never made, it would be really nice to have an episode where you just build functionally useless but aesthetically pleasing furniture for your base, like the vending machine which you were extremely excited about and then never made lmao (also beds are not useless! they skip you forward in time so you can skip ahead to daylight) - You also missed a very cool little feature of the vent gardens but that might not be exciting enough to sneak past the leviathan for - The reason your underwater plant growing adventures didn't really work is because you need to knife the plants to get the seeds, placing the whole plant in the planter is pointless because it's already grown. Aside from that I mostly had more quality of life tips for you but you've either figured it out on your own or it doesn't matter anymore because you've finished the main story. Also I think you still haven't scanned the peepers, trying to scan all the plants and creatures might be a fun stretch goal after finishing up the story stuff

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      @@saxrendell agh I could have found the frozen leviathan!?

    • @saxrendell
      @saxrendell Рік тому

      @@offiegoes I don't remember exactly where it is which is good cos then I can't spoil it, but yes it is there to find

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      @@saxrendell if I spent all of the content finding the right stuff instead of floundering about I might lose my unique "playstyle"...

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 Рік тому

    I do remember telling you about an area where the zombies will never try to go, but I'm not sure you understood precisely where I meant, and I no longer precisely remember.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Yes, I think that I disagreed at the time but maybe you meant somewhere else!

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 Рік тому

    Interesting how you disappeared almost as I did. I never got back to TAB. I've done a couple of Civ 6 this year.

  • @dynaplays5614
    @dynaplays5614 Рік тому

    The way I beat this (the spitters map) was with Thanatos units. The overlapped AOE of 6 or so per wall defense will work wonders. Later, though, I learned that they aren't a substitute for snipers.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      I always felt that Thanatos were like the cherry on the cake - I never really got the feel for just the right number to hold a wall without being too many and wasteful. Maybe the next run could be Thanatos only... maybe.

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    omg the amount of times youve slashed that exact same plant asking if its cotton, incredible. i do hope you find it eventually though (also sorry ive been bingeing these slower this week but im keen to finish it and give you my Thoughts)

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Thank you for your encouraging comments, although I am mildly apprehensive that your thoughts were capitalised...

    • @saxrendell
      @saxrendell Рік тому

      @@offiegoes theyre Very Important Thoughts and they get the respect and capitalisation they deserve

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      @@saxrendell dear Lord

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    "Pengling research ... Pengling research?! What!" made me chuckle

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      If you timestamp the bit that you are talking about then I can watch it and chuckle too! :)

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    "i just need creepvine samples times two, and i need five of those so i need creepvine samples times eight" spectacular work

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Trust me. I'm a SCIENTAST

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    it may or may not interest you to know that im making a list called "things you found but failed to find" since i have the benefit of binge watching, i can remember where you found things that you then forgot about, and ive played the majority of the game so i know when youve missed something important or started barking up the wrong tree, or found clues to something but not put it together. once im fully caught up ill see whats still on the list and if you like i can give you clues if you get stuck

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      That would actually be pretty cool to read, feel free to post at the end! Or just share privately.

    • @saxrendell
      @saxrendell Рік тому

      @@offiegoes are you on discord? thats my primary way of DMing people, i dont want to ruin your enjoyment of just bimbling around finding things by just posting a big list

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      @@saxrendell I am, but as I have already finished the game (last episode went up yesterday I think) there's no harm in posting it on a video. I'll let you know my discord when I remember it!

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    nearly did some kind of eldritch screech when you didnt scan the second prawn suit fragment cos you thought you only had to scan one

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      I'm afraid that you are going to have to come to terms with this if you continue to binge watch this (or any of my other) series. Develop some mental fortitude!

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    dude you missed so many pdas in that lab lmao

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      I was trying to reduce screentime for my character...too much is bad for you!

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    oh man i really hope you eventually figured out how to reload batteries lmao

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    big fan of the o waly waly interlude, i had to pause the video because i thought it was playing in other tab but then i realised what the tune was like and had a fun little moment of OH thats very clever (im watching the videos from the playlist so i didnt see the video title until afterwards)

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      I realised later that I wasn't entirely faithful to the accepted order of notes in the actual melody... But close enough for government work!

  • @saxrendell
    @saxrendell Рік тому

    marguerite does a big jumpscare and yells at robin and shes like no thank you i need to scan this bush

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Restoring calm and inner peace with a familiar routine after a rather intense social interaction.

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    That worm is such a discount version of the one from Timesplitters future perfect at the haunted mansion

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Oooh yeeeeeeah! This game is in much need of a flamethrower.

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    Those pesky squid sharks man. It’s a shame you can’t make some sort of missile propelling device for the prawn suit. You could call it a.. forpedo arm?

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Oh the depths of your sarcasm are...very deep?

    • @Onthelashfield
      @Onthelashfield Рік тому

      Oh good I was worried I was being too subtle

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    Going on an adventure to a place guarded by a giant leviathan. Hey let’s not bring any torpedos to defend ourself 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      The torpedoes... They do nahthing!!

    • @simonincornwall
      @simonincornwall 11 місяців тому

      The real adventure was the leviathans we torpedoed along the way

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    ‘One of the best things about Subnautica is the ANTICIPATION for the adventure’. You really could sell ice to an Eskimo couldn’t you

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      I remember that line. I stand by it!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall Рік тому

    Could Maggie literally not have just spent 30 seconds giving you valuable context on top of the PDA? 'so the cave your sister blew up is over here and by the way she died when a glow whale fell on her during breakfast'

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Maggie is a strange and damaged soul

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    I think I can speak for everyone when I say the booster tank sounds like a terrible idea

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Yes... More likely to find oxygen supplies quickly but also more reason to need them...

    • @Onthelashfield
      @Onthelashfield Рік тому

      Bit of a catch 22 if you ask me

  • @mwuhara
    @mwuhara Рік тому

    I like your gameplay !

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    Greetings from several thousand miles away. I did find it strange that despite her saying in the previous episode ‘come find me on an iceberg’ you chose to charge to her underwater base instead. But it’s all about the journey hey

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Did you get the title reference?

    • @Onthelashfield
      @Onthelashfield Рік тому

      @@offiegoes sublime content

    • @simonincornwall
      @simonincornwall Рік тому

      @@Onthelashfield 3 reasons Chris has early onset dementia: 1. WHERES THE TEST OVERIDE MODULE 2. WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GONE LOW POWER? MY BASE WITH LOTS OF SOLAR PANELS OR THE SCAN ROOM WHICH IS LITERALLY RUNNING OFF THE ORGANIC MATTER OF A SMALL FISH? 3. WHY IS MARGARET NOT IN HER BASE WHEN SHE CLEARLY TOLD ME SHE WOULD BE ON AN ICEBERG IN A GREENHOUSE??

  • @tomiwiech1004
    @tomiwiech1004 Рік тому

    first

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Nobody has first commented one of my videos before. Congratulations, you are very first 🎉

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    If you hadn’t been so busy swimming and screaming for your life you could’ve gotten a very risqué scan on that glowing leviathan!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall Рік тому

    Why won't you link your buildings together?? Do you know how unsatisfying it is to see you dock your stupid chocolate sea truck and then just climb back into the ocean?? What about some stairs linking all your rooms??? Maybe then you won't have to fart about with your magic electrical repeaters!! THINK CHRIS THINK!!!

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Does that automatically link the power though? Nice idea if it does!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall Рік тому

    As your only subscriber of note, I demand you call all of your Gnomes 'Dave'.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Fine, unless I hear different then we will have Daves galore from episode 6!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall Рік тому

    It's not a prime number

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Timestamp?

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Gz on 1st comment btw

    • @simonincornwall
      @simonincornwall Рік тому

      @@offiegoes Read your description foo

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      @@simonincornwall oh yeah, cheers! Well done for catching up on the episodes :)

  • @Onthelashfield
    @Onthelashfield Рік тому

    I can see quartz

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes Рік тому

      Oh good man, that's the spirit!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    If you'd stuck with hardcore mode you would have died from hypothermia whilst reading through your menu... wouldn't you?

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      I think that's a given, yes.

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    It is fortunate I am past the point of shouting at the computer whilst watching your videos. IT'S LITERALLY A MASSIVE INDICATOR SHOWING YOUR LIFE TICKING AWAY IN THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER!!! YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN THE INVENTORY WHEN YOU DIED!!! AAAHHH!!! Also I love that of all spacecraft she could have chosen to land in she goes for Scooty Puff Junior

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      And so it begins...

    • @simonincornwall
      @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

      @@offiegoes Well no... technically And so it ends...

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      @@simonincornwall shut up. I die less in episode 2 (spoiler alert)

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    Those millions of drones that Floaty Boi scarified for his experiment had families :(

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      Not for long they didn't!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    How the hell has the protagonist put up with a 5 year interstellar flight with Floaty Boi 5000 just incessantly moaning about life in the 21st century? I'd have thrown him in the trash compactor after a day.

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      Bloody millennials! Bring me solutions not endless waves of robots!

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    Has it not yet occurred to this super clever AI that it can simply strap the nuclear arsenal of the suicide robot onto the top of the cruise missile, and then drop it on your head? It would save it a lot of time and effort!

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      Sssshhhhh it can read UA-cam comments?

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    'It's like they knew we were coming' HMMM IS IT?? I have my suspicions about Mr Floaty Boi 5000

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      Maybe clairvoyance is just an AI chip implant away?

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    A canyon?? Your Floaty Boi 5000 is legit trying to get you killed

    • @offiegoes
      @offiegoes 2 роки тому

      He does seem to be a little cutely niaeve.

  • @simonincornwall
    @simonincornwall 2 роки тому

    Just wait for the look on little robot friend's face when the enemy invent over the horizon artillery strikes