Felix Sturmat
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Can You Install DOOM With Just a Keyboard? (literally)
"I mean yes, it's a game that came out before universal mouse support so this has always been the case and never a question that needed to be answered" - someone from Reddit.
If you'd like to leave a buck or two, refer to the comment pinned down below.
Special thanks to Fornax Void for letting me use some of his tracks:
Cyberspace Database - Cyberspace Database
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Відео

I Exposed a Windows 2000 Machine to the Internet... Here’s What Happened
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All of this was done for scientific purposes, of course. Here's how I managed to expose the computer: fsturmat.net/blog/05042022/ Here's a professional analysis of "C:\installed2.exe": www.bitdefender.com/files/News/CaseStudies/study/280/Bitdefender-WhitePaper-Worm-Cryptominer-Beapy-PCASTLE.pdf Special thanks to Fornax Void for letting me use some of his tracks: Cyberspace Database - Rāmen Mult...
I Found an IBM Model M in an Abandoned Hospital. Can It Compete Against Unicomp’s New Model M?
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Two keyboards, two entirely different origins and 30 years of age difference. Which one is better? Let's find out. some footage of the abandoned hospital: ua-cam.com/video/EbbE-eVEHGo/v-deo.html list of different Model M variations: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M_keyboard useful tool for remapping keys under Microsoft Windows: github.com/randyrants/sharpkeys Special thanks to Fornax Void for let...
Did Bush HIDE THE FACTS? - The Windows XP Conspiracy
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This video makes use of "Unregistered HyperCam 2" ironically. GitHub repository: github.com/fsturmat/bushhidthefacts Third-party content used in this video: www.pprune.org/jet-blast/12315-ms-word-prediction.html ua-cam.com/video/UYTFRHviaRo/v-deo.html ua-cam.com/video/PtpdytC-Hhc/v-deo.html guidebookgallery.org/screenshots/win2000pro guidebookgallery.org/screenshots/whistler2257 guidebookgaller...
Some Cheap DOS/Win9x Networking With a Raspberry Pi
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This video is about getting my Compaq Presario CDS 520 on the Internet. Because an old ISA network card can't utilize WiFi, I have set up a Raspberry Pi to do the translation. 00:00 Introduction 03:32 Setting up the Pi 10:26 Installing NIC drivers and mTCP 15:53 Configuring Samba via Telnet 17:46 Dropping some files 18:52 Installing the MS-DOS network client 23:21 Mounting a network drive under...

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @DONOTUNSUBSCRIBE-k4g
    @DONOTUNSUBSCRIBE-k4g 5 днів тому

    Kids watching this video on a iPad: 👁️👄👁️

  • @DartMonkey2
    @DartMonkey2 5 днів тому

    I was on some of the early streams, but missed the later ones where you actually got it working... Nice! ;D

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 5 днів тому

      Well, your name even made it into this video... during my "at this point, I can do it by haaaaaaand" rant. In retrospect, I was socially unbearable at this point. But it would've been somewhat dishonest to leave that part out. Thank you for being part of this journey! I hope to see you during my next streaming endeavour, some time during this fall. spoiler: There's (probably) gonna be a tin-can phone involved.

  • @lule345
    @lule345 6 днів тому

    featuring me in japan (((o(*°▽°*)o)))

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 6 днів тому

      @@lule345 but I have forgotten to include your gachimuchi enjoyment into this video 😭

    • @lule345
      @lule345 6 днів тому

      @@fsturmat next project is just stream compilation then (e.g. vinesauce)

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 6 днів тому

      @@lule345 nah, the Doom stuff is done for good. This video is supposed to be the compilation, there's no more content milk to be obtained from this.

  • @BluesM18A1
    @BluesM18A1 8 днів тому

    4:12 I knew this video was gonna be unhinged but I did not expect to see a drachenlord clip LMFAO I guess he's just a far better known meme in Germany

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 8 днів тому

      des war etzadla schon eine richtig nice Sache.

  • @maxmuster7003
    @maxmuster7003 8 днів тому

    Debug e cs:100 ba 08 01 b4 09 cd 21 c3 a cs:108 db "Hello World!$" n Hello. com rcx 17 wcs:100 q

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 8 днів тому

      I had this conversation numerous times... but... do you consider DEBUG.EXE to be a native DOS tool? I myself don't think so 💀

    • @maxmuster7003
      @maxmuster7003 8 днів тому

      @@fsturmat Yes, debug is a part of MS DOS, but i like to use a special version that provide 32 bit instructions. I use batch files as open source container to put all instructions of a routine inside the batch file to create a new executable com files. Most of these batch files have to start with one or more parameter attached to build and modify the routine inside. Example to start with row color "text" attached: CENTER.BAT 8 1b "output center align". I made some videos(no speech) to show how it works in DosBox and to share the projects. Have fun.

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 8 днів тому

      @@maxmuster7003 This is a absolutely sick... in a positive sense. But why... why no traditional Assembler such as TASM or NASM? And why Android?

    • @maxmuster7003
      @maxmuster7003 8 днів тому

      @@fsturmat For larger and complex executable i used MASM and NASM, but for tiny executable i like to use debug. But i have to look into the output of debug for jump instructions and memory locations to fix the addresses first.

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 8 днів тому

      @@maxmuster7003 But the most important question of all time: why ffs do you do this on an Android? I have a hard time grasping this 💀

  • @maxmuster7003
    @maxmuster7003 8 днів тому

    No you can’t install Doom only with a keyboard, you need a DOS PC too.

  • @garfieldepicmoments
    @garfieldepicmoments 8 днів тому

    10/10 video bro, glad you were able to overcome the burden of shitty arduino libraries written by high schoolers and get doom running

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 8 днів тому

      to be fair, the entire IDE has been made with high schoolers in mind. Including libraries is being done by downloading them using their graphical package manager. Want to do some changes to the library? Good luck finding those files first, and then embed them manually 💀 I'm glad that I could ditch it, and instead do everything using my editor of choice and the command line. And I had to use ChatGPT to find out how that is being done, because their documentation is just an inter-deadlinked dumpster fire.

  • @tomatomanXD
    @tomatomanXD 8 днів тому

    This is how i feel installing mods for fallout new vegas

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 8 днів тому

      @@tomatomanXD gamer moment

  • @fsturmat
    @fsturmat 9 днів тому

    Hey there, thanks for ending up in here! I managed to create a similar piece of content. I managed to install DOOM on a DOS machine... but without floppies, CDs, network devices, serial cables or disk-swapping. If you want to know how, feel free to check it out! ua-cam.com/video/Ysjoh1hoIr8/v-deo.html

  • @jagagemo8141
    @jagagemo8141 9 днів тому

    Oh you're alive! Nice.

  • @ContyS228
    @ContyS228 9 днів тому

    DOCUMENTATION WHERE

  • @KalosLikesComputers
    @KalosLikesComputers 9 днів тому

    Another deranged masterpiece

  • @HaydenLikeHey
    @HaydenLikeHey 10 днів тому

    What an absolutely incredible feat. I really can't believe it.

  • @RaysGamingChannel2003
    @RaysGamingChannel2003 10 днів тому

    Hey your back 😊

  • @fsturmat
    @fsturmat 10 днів тому

    Hey there! Edit: managed to get the NSFW rating removed, hoping that the algorithm might push some things here and there. Before getting to the e-begging part, I'd kindly ask you to share this video and leave a comment. I'm sure there's a lot to leave a comment about. (And if you, dear viewer, happen to be Mental Outlaw, Dave Plummer, NCommander, Druaga1, 0x0DECODE, danooct1, Ionic1k, SchizoLab or anyone I forgot to mention, maybe you can spare a shoutout, lol.) I'm also hireable. So if you need someone to teach you something programming-related or you need to have an oddly-specific problem solved, feel free to WhatsApp me using my burner number: +380 97 484 8517 To get this video done from start to finish, I also had to (slightly) neglect the heavily dissatisfying, but fridge-filling rat-race. I'm sure you'll get what I'm trying to say by this. So if you want to cover some costs for the electricity, nicotine and irrecoverable sanity that went into this project, I'd highly appreciate it. I have set up channel memberships, but I'm not sure if those are available yet. You can also PayPal me at fsturmat@googlemail.com or send me some bucks via Revolut - my handle is @fsturmat (for my German viewers: Schneiden, Rendern, Hochladen is etzadla hadde Abbeid. Barrne, Barrne und nochmals Barrne.)

  • @xxXXuser69420XXxx
    @xxXXuser69420XXxx 21 день тому

    I see that the infamous hacker known as 4chan is still out and about

  • @SandyPole
    @SandyPole 23 дні тому

    you are truly a master at making learning fun and memorable!

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 7 днів тому

      heh, thanks ^~^

  • @SandyPole
    @SandyPole 25 днів тому

    i’m totally blown away by the quality of your content!

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 25 днів тому

      @@SandyPole thank you! <3 Really makes me stay on track creating a new piece of content.

  • @sbubwoofer
    @sbubwoofer Місяць тому

    absolute gem of a video

  • @danield.7359
    @danield.7359 Місяць тому

    I wanted to buy one now. But luckily I learned that they are still using the same old IBM controller that is not capable of n-key rollover. As a dev I use many key combinations. And this keyboard wouldn't be capable to support anything that goes beyond 2 keys pressed simultaneously. So I'm not going to buy it.

  • @illegalsmirf
    @illegalsmirf Місяць тому

    lol three demons sharing a white girl <3

  • @jpmacunha
    @jpmacunha Місяць тому

    science has just moved forward!

  • @anone1243r
    @anone1243r Місяць тому

    I am amaze. Great job!

  • @wurzel9671
    @wurzel9671 Місяць тому

    6:41:04 funni monke noises

    • @anone1243r
      @anone1243r Місяць тому

      AUOuoOUOuouOUOuuOOuu!

  • @wurzel9671
    @wurzel9671 Місяць тому

    So much gooning for so little dooming.

  • @kiss_of_kill
    @kiss_of_kill Місяць тому

    Congratz

  • @jagagemo8141
    @jagagemo8141 Місяць тому

    You did the thing!

  • @fsturmat
    @fsturmat Місяць тому

    the fun part is at 6:37:50

  • @ContyS228
    @ContyS228 Місяць тому

    yes mate, now I see you are for real, you trully are a digger (you dig deep)

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat Місяць тому

      @@ContyS228 Interesting how this weird conversation has spawned another viewer of mine. But despite my digging, I'd still fail the "паляниця" test.

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat Місяць тому

      @@ContyS228 До речі, якщо хочеш бачити нісенітні коментарі мої, повідомлення про мем «Скажи паляниця» a пісні Андрій Заліско і «Турбо Техно Саунд» - хороші місця для пошуку. І, щоб я не забув, любиш гурт/гуртом (do I have to use instrumental or accusative відмінок here?) «Фантом-2»? Okay, enough language-impostoring for me today, or else I'm gonna горіти (as in горіх).

    • @ContyS228
      @ContyS228 Місяць тому

      @@fsturmat accusative (кого/чого) here. Yes i love фантом-2, discovered them couple of years ago. My favourite is фантом-2 "двоє"

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat Місяць тому

      @@ContyS228 Was your visit in this Zaporizhzhia sports studio due to you living there?

    • @ContyS228
      @ContyS228 Місяць тому

      @@fsturmat yes it is my 2 fights on amature noob competitions

  • @FunLobbyDE
    @FunLobbyDE Місяць тому

    Why is the stream truncated?

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat Місяць тому

      @@FunLobbyDE Seems to be an undisclosed limit from UA-cam's side. Very unfortunate, I would've liked to keep a video of my reaction towards the end.

  • @SuperWasara
    @SuperWasara Місяць тому

    This confuses me ua-cam.com/video/d0W1iYSpGX4/v-deo.html why does it "press" enter/return?

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat Місяць тому

      The Enter-keystroke is added by the script, so that when doing the testing on DOS, I don't end up exceeding the 255 character limit and have it beep like a bomb.

  • @anone1243r
    @anone1243r Місяць тому

    Sigbovik paper in the making! Good luck!

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat Місяць тому

      Thanks to you, I just learned about Sigbovik. I'll do my best!

  • @wurzel9671
    @wurzel9671 Місяць тому

    Eine Schizophrenie äußert sich in psychotischen Phasen, in denen der Bezug zur Wirklichkeit verloren geht. Psychosen können deutliche unterschiede in Dauer und Ausmaß aufweisen. Suchen Sie professionelle Hilfsangebote auf, falls Sie, bei Ihnen selbst oder Personen Ihres Bekanntenkreises, Symptome einer schizophrenen Episode zu erkennen vermuten.

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat Місяць тому

      Der Algorithmus scheint Deinen Kommentar irgendwie nicht zu mögen, der erscheint bei mir nur im "Neueste"-Tab, aber nicht im allgemeinen. Deine Landsmänner würden wohl jetzt sagen: Ти сам цього захотів, жидокоренеплоде.

    • @wurzel9671
      @wurzel9671 Місяць тому

      @@fsturmat Diese Antwort wurde mir wiederum bis zu diesem Moment nicht von UA-cam offenbart.

  • @dumbfloppa
    @dumbfloppa Місяць тому

    Connect windows nt 4.0 next.

  • @wurzel9671
    @wurzel9671 Місяць тому

    Den Anweisungen der Schulaufsicht zuwider habe ich 25 Monate in Erwartung dieser Videussy geeetcht.

  • @CutieFakeKirby
    @CutieFakeKirby 2 місяці тому

    i use nokia arabic as my ringtone, the start made me think someone called me LMAOOOO

  • @91thewatcher23
    @91thewatcher23 2 місяці тому

    Idk why, but the very professional burp followed by picking back up nonchalantly made me laugh. I have my parents' WinXP machine I've cleaned out & used to play SWB2 (2005) on it and wondered what would happen to it if I tried something similar. Thank you😂

  • @sunman-6giy25
    @sunman-6giy25 3 місяці тому

    i am curious' could you hook a legacy system up to a Moden system and connect to the internet that way?

  • @oldschooldude8370
    @oldschooldude8370 3 місяці тому

    My wife exposed herself & no longer needs to work.

  • @benwagner7422
    @benwagner7422 3 місяці тому

    conhoz.exe now conhoy.exe :D *burp*

  • @themissinfowar6629
    @themissinfowar6629 3 місяці тому

    The person that hecked you. Was me ಠ_ಠ)人

  • @kylenoll123
    @kylenoll123 3 місяці тому

    Very cool concept for a video and was very well presented! I wish the deep v-neck was fake

  • @pierrepignal
    @pierrepignal 4 місяці тому

    you telling bullcrap. If you dont go on weird website your Windows 2000 with the latests updates will be safe

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 4 місяці тому

      did I say otherwise? :D

  • @simonecabriolone1163
    @simonecabriolone1163 4 місяці тому

    absolutely adored this video!

  • @leosleoleo
    @leosleoleo 4 місяці тому

    can this happen with windows 7

    • @user-re2pw3bf2c
      @user-re2pw3bf2c 4 місяці тому

      No cus I used this on windows 7 and everything is normall

    • @fsturmat
      @fsturmat 7 днів тому

      If you'd replicate this setup but use Windows 7 instead... probably yes.

  • @ktb
    @ktb 4 місяці тому

    Please come back to the internet and make more videos man

  • @PaulCraft18
    @PaulCraft18 5 місяців тому

    It’s because the computer thinks it’s Unicode in Chinese but it can’t render Chinese so it uses that character

  • @REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI
    @REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI 5 місяців тому

    Of course the United States didn't report the findings to Microsoft. How else do you think they expect to spy on people? And even if they did do you really think Microsoft will put out a patch for it?

  • @AddiJay2397
    @AddiJay2397 5 місяців тому

    I still use a Windows 2000 machine and Firefox ESR to play old HTML games as well as Sonic R. 😇 I do frequently check my drive for malicious stuff but so far so good.

    • @themissinfowar6629
      @themissinfowar6629 3 місяці тому

      I’m hecking your PC right now ಠ_ಠ)人 ⌨️🖥