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Studying. Damn cheating nerds.

What are you doing kakarot -vegeta I am just the messenger

There gets a point when a menu is too big, with too many items, that I begin to doubt their ability to do them all well

I completely support the grandparents choice lol

The music one is impressive dude put some effort into the cheat and i respect that

Ice in your drinks....

And now we know why African-American students were dropping that class. Imagine actively making groups of people feel uncomfortable and then making claims like, "I guess they just naturally dont like to be here".

Bro ive done all of these ngl 8th grade but im in wv so its mostly white people

Canadian here and we do most of those things. Though we don't have garbage disposals as often. And the server brings the machine to the table to pay. Something Americans do that I find super weird though is boiling water in the microwave.

I believed until I was like 10 that before colored movies people in rral life didnt see colors except black and white and people saw color after technicolor was invented. I realized that was wrong when I sqe a period piece in color and then was like "why is this in col.... 🤦‍♂️🤡"

Not even her fault she said that💀💀

It's called a trauma bond when people get close to each other by surviving or going through something frightening, scary or dangerous. For those of you Who think maybe this will work in your failing relationship, It won't because they only last for about a few weeks at least And then it results in a very hard crash that ends up giving the person the opposite feeling of being attached, Trauma binding is a very temporary thing and the person will completely crash out after it's gone on long enough. I know this because I was in a relationship with someone who I was helping to protect through some not so great things that they put themselves in and through the trauma of what happened during those events They grew extremely dependent on me and attached to me for a short period of time, but after a while completely crashed out and ended up with someone else, and I'm still mad about it. Imagine spending 2 years protecting a girl who cheated on you with another guy only for that guy to threaten her and try to do terrible things to her with his friends And when you protect her for 2 years from him and his friends she ends up leaving to be with another guy and completely crashes out on you And then trys to mess up your new relationship after you try moving on.

I don't know what root beer is. As for the rest...

My mom just yelled different things at us everytime but my dad often said he would rip off our arms and beat up to death with it

My mom goes through my aunts' and uncle's names and then mine, she's the oldest of four and all of our names start with j even her's and my grandma's

Including in the same video "Your mom's a hoe" And "You'd be doing your family a favor" Is insane 😭

Clean the lint filter in the dryer everytime you use it. If you empty it immediately after taking the laundry out, you will never forget. Keep a little paper bin in the laundry to put the lint in.

Apparently one of my math teachers called a kid a "n*glet" the year after i had her class

friend of my mine learned the last one the hard way

Among Us

The jolly rancher story lives rent-free in my mind

You know what I'd say to the dad's wife? "I don't give two s**ts if you feel invaded, it's a couch. You can't just take up 3-4 cushions because you want the whole thing to yourself. That's not how life works, honey."

I only have heard of the first one

Since I live in the woods a looooooong ways out and have some wireless holepunchers… I dare ya.

the french one is stupid because unless it’s like your first french teste ever the questions aren’t gonna be about translating sentences lmfao

Never mix cleaning products because you might inadvertently create chlorine gas. I did that once and kicked myself after, that I could be so stupid

“Ima bout to punch u in da throat “ then laughs with me at memes like 2 seconds later 😐😑

Does calling me my brother, then her cat, then our old cat before my name count… I’m not joking. “Andre-smokie-mocha- then my name” I can’t tell if I’m that low on the totem pole or did less bad things in 30+ years of life lol

One time in 7th grade my science teacher told my whole class that we were all going to grow up and be Athlete r***st

I was today years old when I found out the stretchy light thing isn't normal

The mixing cleaning products rule doesnt apply to bleach and ammonia which combined makes a nice way to clean out an infestation

i was the same i did not know my mothers name till i was 7

I let my phone die because im too lazy to charge it.

Bro these are diabolical theres no way they actually said that

Dads: go f**k yourself 😂

Its fucking gatcha games, they are mediocre gameplay wise and characters cost around 150 dollars on average, a fighting game has dlc characters for 7 to 12 dollars and are infinatly more complex if you thnk about it you are paying for the moves and animations

Yup i did that to my kids, every name

On the hub someone in the comments said "giga ni-ga approved"

Brown Handed 💀

America is a weird place. In Europe you can "jaywalk" right in front of a cop and they don't give a shit

I have weapons hidden in my apartment. And most of them look like regular objects. I have a machete hidden under the kitchen table that moves locations once a month, but never leaves the front of the apartment.

One of those were actually a way to stop a kid from doing something is by not trying to stop them some just want attention

I had a teacher title me "most likely to be a p*rn star"

This is even better if you imagine all of these are about the same person

Im white as casper and had a black man ask me to help him pick a good watermelon. I just looked up to see who was talking to me and if the person was actually asking me. Before i could say anything he said no all black people can pick a good watermelon. I couldnt help it i just started laughing saying yeah man ill show you how to pick out a good one. He asked me bc i was thumping them and checking the stumps so he said he figured i knew what i was doing. I grew them as a kid so i can get a pretty nice one. I showed him how i picked one out and he got one he wanted. Even said "shhhh dont tell they may revoke my black card." That was a great day. I really needed a good laugh and that man delivered! 😂😂

What other lies I have been told by the council

Root beer flavored toothpaste would be awesome!

My teacher said the first day at school "remember when you graduate, I really like whiskey" it has stuck with me so now when I'm in my last year me and my friend will buy thus teacher a fine whiskey

One kid would come to school and would draw swastikas all around his homework etc. and in senior year he came to school dressed up for halloween... as hitler... he got expelled and wasnt allowed to graduate

Cancer : DRINK MORE WATER 💀