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Voltaire-Dead
Finally got the upload system to work! =D
Anyways this one is Dead from the album Ooky Spooky
Lyrics:
There's a pilot impaled to the wing
and he's Dead!
And all the passengers, they are missing
'cause they're Dead!
Oh someone tell me why
I'm alive I don't even care
And yet I have been spared
There's a girl with a hole in her heart
and she's Dead!
And there's an infant who's been torn apart
now he's Dead!
Oh, someone tell me why
I'm alive I don't even pray
And yet I have been saved
The good reverend Carlin was right,
he said When you pray
Only 50% of the time will you get your way
If God doesn't listen to our cries when we call
Someone tell me what's the point of praying at all
There's a man and he lives in the sky
So they said
And he watches us all of the time
So I've read
So someone tell me why
it could be he won't talk to me
Could it be that I'm deaf?
The good reverend Carlin was right,
he said "When you pray..."
"Only 50% of the time will you get your way"
If God doesn't listen to our cries when we call
Someone tell me what's the point of praying at all
God is all-knowing
And God is all-seeing
Just who do you think that you are
to change his mind
He already knows what you want
And decided that you didn't need it
So don't bother asking for cures or an answer
God is the one who gave you the Cancer!
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Voltaire-The U.S.S. Make Shit Up
Переглядів 32 тис.13 років тому
A hilarious Star Trek themed song from Voltaire's hilarious Star Trek themed mini-album, Banned on Vulcan. Enjoy! Lyrics: I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head Bust a move, Tog I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His eyes...
Voltaire-Blue-eyed Matador
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A song from Voltaire's album, Ooky Spooky. Enjoy! Lyrics: Here, on the side by the wake And I'm freezing There is a light up ahead And I rise and float through the air Through a tunnel Now the light's up ahead Here, in a bullring I stand Am I dreaming? There is a bull up ahead And I laugh, 'Ha ha ha' I get it, I'm dead And this whole charade's A fight for my soul Red, I feed Much as I turn wild...
Voltaire-Cannibal Buffet
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A song from Voltaire's album Ooky Spooky. Enjoy! Lyrics: Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me The ship went down, everybody drowned And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess And so I washed up on a beach Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me. I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet I'm feeling well; they like ...
Voltaire-No. 1 Fan
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Another song from Voltaire's Boo Hoo Album. Enjoy! Lyrics: I hear your voice And the world goes away I see your face And this place is okay Oh, for just a moment of your time Oh, now, that'd be sublime Do you hear me? I'm here for you You don't see me I'm way in the back of the ballroom I've been here since last night at nine I was the first in the line You make me cry more than anyone i've eve...
Voltaire-Where's the Girl?
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A song from Voltaires Boo Hoo Album. Enjoy! Lyrics: Where's the girl I fell in love with? Where'd she go? Where's that kind and gentle princess Of my dreams? Where'd she go? Why'd she go away? Where'd she go? Why'd you take her away from me? Where's the child who used to play there In her eyes? Could it be she still resides there In disguise? Everyday I look for a sign It's all in vain, it's a ...
Voltaire-Caught a Lite Sneeze
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From Voltaire's Boo Hoo Album. Enjoy! Lyrics: caught a light sneeze caught a light breeze caught a light wave lightning scene boys on my left side boys on my right side boys in the middle you're not here i need a big loan, from the girl zone building tumbling down didn't know our love was so small it couldn't stand at all mr. saint john, just bring your son the spire is hot and my cells can't f...
Voltaire-Irresponsible
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A great song that everyone can relate to at times. From the album Boo Hoo by Voltaire Lyrics: Is it so wrong if i don't pay my rent? No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent Sell your wares, pollute the air I don't care Fresh air's for squares Now if it were up to me The piper would be up the creek and the fiddler too 'Cause neither one of you would be paid I need the cash for getting laid And...

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  • @splunkmastah4609
    @splunkmastah4609 3 місяці тому

    What's Jacksepticeye doing here?

  • @GoogsMindbent
    @GoogsMindbent 10 місяців тому

    i'm trying to think of lyrics to rewrite this song about the Democrats and Republicans in congress 🤣🤣🤣 If we find, we're in a bind! we just make some shit up! is about the only lyric that needs to stay 🤣

  • @RandyBaumery-s4i
    @RandyBaumery-s4i 11 місяців тому

    I feel vindicated. I called Voyager the new Lost in Space on the first episode!!!

  • @d4vidh4xor
    @d4vidh4xor 11 місяців тому

    The Federation council wouls like to know your exact location.

  • @fixinman
    @fixinman Рік тому

    Try to not sing the chorus.

  • @ambermcnew6014
    @ambermcnew6014 Рік тому

    😹😻

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup Рік тому

    He's GOT to be having a rough time now. Sure, Strange New Worlds is fairly simple, and Picard won't be that tough. But Prodigy? Lower Decks? And of course, Discovery. Imagine him trying to do verses around the Burn and the Mushroom Superhighway.

    • @diamonddogie
      @diamonddogie 10 місяців тому

      LD is easy cause its mainly refurbished stories from previous shows

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 10 місяців тому

      @@diamonddogie HEAVILY refurbished, maybe. I mean, come on. They built a whole arc around the PAKLED. They were a one-hit wonder when they showed up in TNG and now they're a major villain.

  • @charlestaylor253
    @charlestaylor253 Рік тому

    Interesting song parody of Treknobabble...😉

  • @williamhardway6436
    @williamhardway6436 2 роки тому

    I dunno who the fuck these guys are, but I'm having loads of fun

  • @seanalexandre5299
    @seanalexandre5299 2 роки тому

    I never get tired of this song. Classic.

    • @gordtowns5333
      @gordtowns5333 7 місяців тому

      Same here. I must have heard it more than 20 years ago for the first time

  • @notconvinced
    @notconvinced 2 роки тому

    Oh Yeah🙋🏼‍♀️! Voltaire 🥰!!

  • @fleurgymcheurgy9267
    @fleurgymcheurgy9267 2 роки тому

    Who else is here from FC?

  • @sphynxSlayterr
    @sphynxSlayterr 3 роки тому

    When ur fam members, aunt or teacher telling u that they will cook u and eat you if u dont behave * imagining yourself cooking them on barbeque and tasting their flesh*

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis 3 роки тому

    Hilarious! Now we just need verses for Enterprise, Discovery, Picard, and Lower Decks. Though, Lower Decks is kinda hard to parody... Oh! The Orville! Can't forget The Orville! Or Galaxy Quest?!

    • @KidRunnerH
      @KidRunnerH 2 роки тому

      Well he mentions the Enterprise halfway point. 🤣

    • @danielmcpherson3891
      @danielmcpherson3891 2 роки тому

      Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be the equivalent of an old Federation sea chantey/ bar song on Lower Decks that the senior officers don't know about because it would be banned immediately if they ever hear it.

    • @7waterknight7
      @7waterknight7 9 місяців тому

      I'm sure you have probably learned of it since way back when you posted this, but just in case you hadn't until now there is a version that does Enterprise and the first JJ movie. Still I want something for the new shows too.

  • @matthewcamacho7607
    @matthewcamacho7607 3 роки тому

    What is with the Klingons? Remember in the day, they looked like Puerto Ricans? 😂😂 Priceless

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 3 роки тому

      Amazing how we got an answer to the bizarre Klingon disparity in the Enterprise series, of all places. Even DS9 called them out on it, though with much less satisfaction.

  • @emina102
    @emina102 3 роки тому

    the amount of puns, i can't

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому

    I'm still only most of the way through TNG, but I already feel like this song suddenly makes a lot of sense compared to when I heard it before watching any Star Trek. They certainly pulled a good portion of the key problems and solutions out of their butts! Then again, I suppose the art of writing is to do pretty much that, without making it apparent?

    • @loadeddice4696
      @loadeddice4696 3 роки тому

      As long as it SEEMS like it makes sense, it's good enough

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios 3 роки тому

      Any time Archer meets someone, he invites them for lunch in his mess hall. Any time someone goes to jail or prison in Star Trek Enterprise, they're fed Quaker oatmeal. You can even see the tin in one episode with a slightly out of view logo.

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 2 роки тому

      Yeah, pretty much. Still think TNG is the best series though. Fond memories of watching it with my father probably bias me a little on that.

    • @glitterboy2098
      @glitterboy2098 Рік тому

      Just wait till you reach Voyager.

  • @Clockwork-XIII
    @Clockwork-XIII 4 роки тому

    Always reminds me of my ex girlfriend and my pick up line was "Well double dumbass on you!" Love..... I miss you a bit.

  • @rokiahmohdnor
    @rokiahmohdnor 4 роки тому

    I can just imagine Undertaker from Black Butler singing to this while doing his work in his funeral parlor. It suits him so well..

  • @thescarletcultist113
    @thescarletcultist113 4 роки тому

    I got the ring of namira while listening to this

  • @Elfos64
    @Elfos64 4 роки тому

    Songs like this really make me think Aurelio Voltaire ought to do a collaboration with the German-English Electro-gothic group, Blutengel, lead by Chris Pohl.

  • @amberdansonbooks
    @amberdansonbooks 5 років тому

    , numbskull,, I got a bone to pick You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me Have a spine, bone up

  • @haandle27
    @haandle27 5 років тому

    So good!

  • @zoopzoopzoopzoop
    @zoopzoopzoopzoop 5 років тому

    Mans really just said “hoo hah! Ow! Not my PP!”

  • @thestoopidiot870
    @thestoopidiot870 5 років тому

    So many puns and inappropriate jokes. SO MANY.

  • @vvCalico
    @vvCalico 5 років тому

    thank you

  • @teganwakefield7819
    @teganwakefield7819 5 років тому

    AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE 😂

  • @orangesoda4535
    @orangesoda4535 6 років тому

    Are there actually cannibals on Barbary? I couldn't find anything on a preliminary google

  • @MrSmallANDLoud
    @MrSmallANDLoud 6 років тому

    This man is amazing

  • @rebbekahcannons9805
    @rebbekahcannons9805 6 років тому

    I never even realized this part said this xD "(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the sweet buns we're about to stick it in)"

    • @pumpkinhead625
      @pumpkinhead625 5 років тому

      And how the song ends with him saying "NOT MY PEEPEE!"

  • @triohazard6104
    @triohazard6104 6 років тому

    Y’all laughing at “and then we eat your face” but did you even hear the prayer XD

  • @sophiarose2091
    @sophiarose2091 6 років тому

    Um is he saying "im feeling rare, they like me that way"?

  • @mrpickels2215
    @mrpickels2215 6 років тому

    my teacher showed me this song xD

  • @rebbekahcannons9805
    @rebbekahcannons9805 6 років тому

    "You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me" Oh the puns are delicious :D

  • @mountainmew3835
    @mountainmew3835 6 років тому

    I can't help but have the mental image of Voltaire being chased by a bunch of cannibals in a Hanna-Barbara fashion.

    • @MattCrow98
      @MattCrow98 6 років тому

      Mountain Mew hahahaha that's a great idea for a video

  • @BreadLoeuf
    @BreadLoeuf 6 років тому

    *Lyrics* Well I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiance and me, the ship went down, everybody drowned! And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me! Well I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess, and so I washed up on a beach... ...nine hungry eyes were staring down at me. I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet! I'm feeling well, they like me that way! See, if you really wanna know what's eating me... ...it's the man-eaters, on the coast of Barbary. Oh trouble was afoot, they were eating mine, Toein' the party line, I was startin' to feel, these guys are heel! Well, truth-be-told, these cannibals got sole! Hey numbskull, look at me! I've got a bone to pick with thee! You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me! Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free! I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet! I'm feeling rare, they like me that way! See, if you really wanna know what's eating me... ...it's the man-eaters, on the coast of Barbary. Missionaries... ...came to this place... ...they taught us manners... ...now we cannibals always say praise! [Prays] *And then we eat your face.* [Instrumental] I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet! I'm feeling well, they like me that way! See, if you really wanna know what's eating me... ...it's the man-eaters, on the coast of Barbary... ...it's the man-eaters, on the coast of Barbary... ...it's the man-eaters, on the coast of Barbary.

  • @adriannaferris7061
    @adriannaferris7061 7 років тому

    THE FUCKING PUNS IN THIS STUPID SONG

  • @PraxisAbraxis
    @PraxisAbraxis 7 років тому

    hilarious he says he wouldn't be caught dead in a school... considering he taught at nyu...

  • @glammylovesyou9393
    @glammylovesyou9393 7 років тому

    I listen to this song while I do the Cannibals of Markarth quest.

  • @kevinj.p.6277
    @kevinj.p.6277 7 років тому

    Nine Hungry Eyes? Was one a cyclops or something?

    • @cherryblossom8355
      @cherryblossom8355 6 років тому

      Kevin Powers maybe someone got hungry in the middle of the night

  • @nocturnalflare8457
    @nocturnalflare8457 7 років тому

    One of my favorite artists covered my absolute queen who I practically worship. I am in love.

    • @gizzygibbs
      @gizzygibbs 6 років тому

      Nocturnal Flare cool who’s the original artist?

    • @viemarirunoa
      @viemarirunoa Рік тому

      @@gizzygibbs Tori Amos

  • @wildfire317
    @wildfire317 7 років тому

    So many puns

  • @jerimiahshekelstein583
    @jerimiahshekelstein583 7 років тому

    My songto listen while playing the forest.

  • @Bearded_Badass
    @Bearded_Badass 7 років тому

    9 eyes? Kaneki ken maybe

    • @RookieGlasses
      @RookieGlasses 7 років тому

      I can't listen to this song without thinking of that now.

  • @humanmelz3368
    @humanmelz3368 8 років тому

    tsukiyamas theme lol

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 8 років тому

    I was captured by cannibals once, but I didn't actually have the balls to run away from them. Guess what they ate first.

    • @sectoidsupreme3341
      @sectoidsupreme3341 8 років тому

      You are amazing

    • @jameswatterson403
      @jameswatterson403 8 років тому

      ha I think I got that joke but balls are a sign of weakness vaginas take all the pounding

    • @KeignarGaming
      @KeignarGaming 7 років тому

      Is that why women moan loudly and often complain abut the pain if you're rough enough?

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 6 років тому

      Your hand?

    • @Madair076
      @Madair076 3 роки тому

      Another one bites the dust!

  • @LadyDragoncat
    @LadyDragoncat 8 років тому

    See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Oh, man... I had no idea Voltaire produced such wonderful, witty songs. Love it!

  • @amarahedges7275
    @amarahedges7275 8 років тому

    LOL I love this song so much and I just about peed myself at the "AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!" I was drinking soda and at the "AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!" I spat it all over the place laughing. I just love the humor in it as well. According to my family "This song has Android 18 written all over it" with my puns, jokes and treats to eat your face at times. XD

    • @foreverfan2921
      @foreverfan2921 8 років тому

      Really? I thought your song was "Sword Of Damocles". Y'know, from RHPS?

    • @amarahedges7275
      @amarahedges7275 8 років тому

      But you have got to remember, this is according to my family. Sword of Damocles is a really good song, I've got to admit, I love it don't get me wrong, but I rather think Dark Side is more of my song.

  • @bohnonso6561
    @bohnonso6561 8 років тому

    Trump and Berlusconi's song

  • @jorgeegb
    @jorgeegb 8 років тому

    Does she still live behind your eyes?