Voltaire-The U.S.S. Make Shit Up
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- A hilarious Star Trek themed song from Voltaire's hilarious Star Trek themed mini-album, Banned on Vulcan. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head
Bust a move, Tog
I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach
And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face
And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar
What is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"
We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up
bounce the graviton partical beam off the main deflecter. loved it everytime he said that lol
I always wondered where he got that. Then one day I saw the Next Generation episode where Picard said that 😄.
What is with the Klingons? Remember in the day, they looked like Puerto Ricans? 😂😂 Priceless
Amazing how we got an answer to the bizarre Klingon disparity in the Enterprise series, of all places. Even DS9 called them out on it, though with much less satisfaction.
I never get tired of this song. Classic.
Same here. I must have heard it more than 20 years ago for the first time
I feel vindicated. I called Voyager the new Lost in Space on the first episode!!!
Hilarious! Now we just need verses for Enterprise, Discovery, Picard, and Lower Decks. Though, Lower Decks is kinda hard to parody... Oh! The Orville! Can't forget The Orville! Or Galaxy Quest?!
Well he mentions the Enterprise halfway point. 🤣
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be the equivalent of an old Federation sea chantey/ bar song on Lower Decks that the senior officers don't know about because it would be banned immediately if they ever hear it.
I'm sure you have probably learned of it since way back when you posted this, but just in case you hadn't until now there is a version that does Enterprise and the first JJ movie. Still I want something for the new shows too.
I dunno who the fuck these guys are, but I'm having loads of fun
I'm still only most of the way through TNG, but I already feel like this song suddenly makes a lot of sense compared to when I heard it before watching any Star Trek. They certainly pulled a good portion of the key problems and solutions out of their butts! Then again, I suppose the art of writing is to do pretty much that, without making it apparent?
As long as it SEEMS like it makes sense, it's good enough
Any time Archer meets someone, he invites them for lunch in his mess hall.
Any time someone goes to jail or prison in Star Trek Enterprise, they're fed Quaker oatmeal. You can even see the tin in one episode with a slightly out of view logo.
Yeah, pretty much. Still think TNG is the best series though. Fond memories of watching it with my father probably bias me a little on that.
Just wait till you reach Voyager.
BEST SONG EVEER!!!!!!
He's GOT to be having a rough time now. Sure, Strange New Worlds is fairly simple, and Picard won't be that tough. But Prodigy? Lower Decks? And of course, Discovery. Imagine him trying to do verses around the Burn and the Mushroom Superhighway.
LD is easy cause its mainly refurbished stories from previous shows
@@diamonddogie HEAVILY refurbished, maybe. I mean, come on. They built a whole arc around the PAKLED. They were a one-hit wonder when they showed up in TNG and now they're a major villain.
LOL FOREVER
Always reminds me of my ex girlfriend and my pick up line was "Well double dumbass on you!" Love..... I miss you a bit.
Interesting song parody of Treknobabble...😉
Haha
lol
What's Jacksepticeye doing here?
Who else is here from FC?
Try to not sing the chorus.
i'm trying to think of lyrics to rewrite this song about the Democrats and Republicans in congress 🤣🤣🤣
If we find, we're in a bind! we just make some shit up! is about the only lyric that needs to stay 🤣
The Federation council wouls like to know your exact location.
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