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The movie you’re describing that you want is 13 Going On 30.

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It was free to watch online, recently, in my country. I remember asking my GC, "Do you think Jim scavenged Aurora's first class breakfast after he scared her away from it?" And the answer was a resounding "OF COURSE HE DID." Because none of us expect anything more from the roach that is Jim.

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Crazy that Aurora seems to be a reference to Sleeping Beauty, while Arthur/Michael Sheen appears to be based on Lloyd from The Shining. Weird interior design that ship had; I dunno if I'd reference THAT Kubrick for my space hotel. Anyways those weirdly orthogonal reference points may point to a Tone Problem lol.

tbf if Chris Pratt woke me up before my full 9 hours I'd be as ferally repelled as a bear with insomnia mid-hibernation.

ALL the other passengers in cryo-sleep who could have helped him fix his problem: engineers, mechanics, technicians... But, no, he decides the WRITER he just happens to have a crush on is the best option to help him.

8:07 That was my reaction when he reasoned opening her pod just because he was "so lonely."

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Dude, is just pissed that he wasn't trapped with Chris Pratt. 😅

I always just thought it would be hilarious if Aurora turned out to be a lesbian.

03:23 I never put together the misogyny concept before! ty

They tried to make a scifi Sleeping Beauty & failed

I haven't seen this movie. Isolation horror is a staple of scifi.. that's kinda what I was expecting from 'Passangers'. Kinda glad I watched this review. Not gonna see it now. Having said that... it is horrifying to be in a situation where you wake up and you're trapped on a space ship. Should Chris Pratt immediately have killed himself? The sleeping beauty angle is creepy af, but I don't know if most humans would choose not to try to wake up at least one of the other passengers. The moral thing to do in any situation is to just die. 😅

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Ok but if these pods always work then why are all these luxurious amenities available on board of this ship? If you’re just transporting sleepy peeps then why need a pool? A bar man? Whyyyyyyyyyyy

Wow ouch that one hit me home! As one of those Boomer Moms (yes I am a 46 year old single mom with three kids and three cats) that stay and watch this til the end I really wanna thank you. The situations are very rare when you feel so very well represented, seen and appreciated as a woman. allthough it hurts, but it's true - since I decided rather to go to therapy than on another date Life is just fine!! And the metaphor of the movie of what those ..... do to you in a mental way and sometimes (way to often) literally when you let them get to you is pretty shocking accurate..... Thank you very much for this Video ❤

Ok, and the original ending was even worse. All of the other passengers get ejected. And then the movie cuts 90 years or so into the future when the ship is landing and a whole ton of people get out. That means that these are the descendants of those two who had sex with their own siblings and children and our horrifically inbred. It actually turns out you need 80 to 160 people of wildly different ethnic backgrounds in order to have a genetically stable colony. All of those people are so doomed. Thank God, they changed the ending 🙏❤️

So funny that they brought a great actor like Laurence Fishburne into this movie just have him do magical exposition and then immidately die.

Another frustrating part about this movie was how Jim shows absolutely no remorse. 🙄

The best tho is the part in the movie where she tells Jane while Jane is touching up that the story has a happy ending & she falls in love…..with herself. And Jane says, “Oh” with this look like “yeah, I know”.

This movie is very entertaining all the way up to the point Aurora starts to forgive Jim. They could have had her put aside her hatred to work with him to repair the ship, he could have still figured out how to put her back to sleep in the med pod, and she could have forgiven him some what understanding the loneliness and desperation he felt. But still have gone back to sleep in the med pod. It was so frustrating to me to see her do a 180 out of no where and still be in love with him. That scene where she woke him up to kick his ass, was the most satisfying scene in the movie.

“I’m afraid of failing as a parent. Because I don’t want to.” Deep.🙄

Half you guys cracked under quarantine in 2020, so whatever, leave your little comments

This is what i call a blink twice movie. The kind of movie you want to ask the actor to break 4th wall and blink twice if they're getting paid enough or shake their heads for no. Lot of the time "bad acting" more is bad script+ bad directing. Oh😮 it could be "blink twice if the script is in the room with you ". This movie seemed very salvage at so many points but the ship was determined to hit the ice.

I mean... I really don't know about Schumer. Pratt has told on himself thanks to social media. Pratt is a prat.

Oh, I remember this one. A bear would NEVER have done that sht to her, and the writers also wouldn’t have made her the bear’s happy wifey. Justice must be served 😭

Lawrence did state as she was making Hunger Games that she was pretty much the first female action hero ever. That really spoiled Jennifer for me. She doesn't really seem to know that much about movies she herself is not in.

Am i like the only person that actually kind of liked this movie? Yes it is wrong for him to have woken someone up. It seems easy for everyone to say "i would have just spent the 80+ years on this ship completely by myself", but in reality... no one would really do that. I think most people would have probably tried every other thing possible before waking someone up but like, 80 years or so is a REALLY LONG TIME to be alone. Plus the existential dread of floating through space alone and not having anyone to talk to. Regardless, he gave jennifer lawrence the opportunity to go back into the pod at the end and she chose not to. So she could have absolutely done that, but she chose not to leave him. So they made the best of their situation. But also, when the main crew guy (lawrwnce fishborne) woke up, he should have woken other crew members up that would be able to fix stuff and then maybe they could figure out how to all go back to sleep. I dont know why he didnt do that.

…I also think it was hot 🥵😂

Question to yourself what would you do? Being alone without human interaction does drive you crazy literally.

I once went on a date with a guy who argued with me for half an hour about why this movie was one of the most romantic things he’d ever seen. Obviously there was no second date.

I'm going to throw in my two cents here, nobody will care, but here goes. "Passengers" is more that Old School science fiction, the kind we don't really get much anymore, think the original "Solaris" or "2001 a Space Odissey" or even "Sunshine". It's not really a movie about what it's about, it's partially allegorical, as far as I can read it. The film is basically an Anti-Natalist Parable about Life, a person "Wakes Up" involuntarily (is born), they are alone, Life cannot be alone and will die alone and without any potential for fulfillment because they will not reach a destination, solitude is not the state of the Living, so the only solution to this problem of Life is to "Wake Somebody Else" (birth another person involuntarily for the company of the living; all parenthood is a selfish act, nobody needs to be born, life is in no way essential) however, as all Anti-Natalists understand, to force another Life is to cause them to suffer the pain of living, the line "You Murdered Me!" can be said by any child to any parent, for to live is to be condemned to death, but also to live we need community or we suffer emotionally and become suicidal; as shown in the film. This is reinforced throughout, as the wonderment of being alive is only wonderful with another being to share it with, it's why even at the end the wronged person is begging not to be left alone; the great fear of the living, that empty void that invites Death's whispers; boredom, loneliness, and depression. It's philosophical speculative science fiction, not the greatest by any stretch, but as an Anti-Natalist myself, even if the authors didn't intend it, this is the movie I would use to illiterate the point, inartful perhaps but very simple and effective.

I also hated this movie

My attachment anxiety ass would’ve been like “it’s okay babe we’re together now” but then my avoidant ass would have been like “I wanna break up” a month into it

So glad I’ve discovered your channel! I really enjoy your nuanced thoughts and snarky comments. You thread the needle well :)

When i was younger, i hated Pratt's character, but now that im an older lady, I understand that no human can live alone. We are NOT meant to be alone. Meanwhile, i came here for the man or bear discourse. 😅

This movie and Carmen: A Hip-hopera are like old friends 😂

Ayyy I was "like" number 420 heheheh

Great video! I’m such a hopeless romantic that I still want to root for them as a couple 😅

I watched this movie a few months back and I thought of a better solution within a day than Pratt's character did in a year, which makes the premise stupid. Pratt's pod failed, there are thousands of other pods. He should wake someone up, but who he wakes up should be a doctor, someone who believes in the hippocratic oath who might understand why he woke them up and be able to help figure out how to put Pratt to sleep in their pod, then a month or so later the doctor wakes someone else up, teaches them how to wake up and put someone else back to sleep, then the doctor gets put to sleep and the new person stays awake for a month before waking someone else up, repeat for 90 years. It should probably be mostly doctors or scientists that they wake up, so that it's easier to explain the process, but with thousands of passengers, there should be enough that no one needs to die, they just lose an extra month. Honestly, the crew should have been doing something like that already to avoid the malfunction issues.

The science is annoyingly convenient, but I thought the psychology was pretty realistic. Solitary confinement is literally used as torture. People in prison have attempted suicide after a couple months of it. I dont think any of us know what we would actually do in a situation where we are were facing 80 years of no interaction with anyone ever.

I respect your opinion and appreciate you sharing this. I can see why it made you think of the man vs. bear thing as well. I think if they hadn't emphasized how messed up it was of CPs character to wake up JLs character, I would've really hated this movie. But they adressed it, and I liked that they revealed it to her character after we realized the severity of it to build up suspense. Of course it has other flaws on top of that - it's not perfect and no story/movie out there is. I see this movie as just another unrealistic "what if" scenario like all most other entertainment media people create and consume. Whether I or someone else likes/dislikes it is personal preference and doesn't bother me either way, and having good or bad things to have these kinds of discussions about and educate each other about what is right or wrong based on a fictional story is good overall in my opinion!

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I've never seen the movie, so this is great! 🎉 thank you!

The fact that this movie had such a great premise and so many interesting ideas, and yet squandered them on a problematic let's-ignore-the-consent-violation-and-stalking-behavior make it so much more infuriating. Like, a great movie was riiiiight there, and they missed it.

I loved Tie Me Up Tie Me Down and even though the theme in that one was much more overtly executed, Passengers creeped me out so much. Great breakdown

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I saw this in theaters and I was PISSED. The trailer made it seem like it was gonna be some kinda space horror it was trashhhh