Matthew Burgess
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Aslan Mattress Foundation Assembly
The lovely Katie demonstrates how easy it is to setup our new, Aslan Mattress foundation. Assembles in minutes without tools!
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Відео

Sleep Wars Episode IV - Sleep good you will.
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A long time ago, you bought an overpriced, crappy mattress probably filled with metal springs and now it is slowly killing you... Our heroes must unbox this Aslan GEL hybrid memory foam mattress and save the universe from the evil Galactic Spring Mattress Empire.
Breaking My Neck In A Spartan Race (Literally) Charlotte 2012
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In the first clip during the wall obstacle, my neck isn't broken and I was in 8th place of my heat. A half a mile or so later I collapsed in the river. I finished the race and continued training for a MMA fight. After experiencing extreme numbness in my limbs and sharp pain in my mid back I got an MRI on my neck (45 days later!). It was broken. In the last clip, you can see where I basically co...
Lance or drain ingrown nail or infected cuticle
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Me performing a surgery on myself to save money.

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @Linnolittra
    @Linnolittra 12 днів тому

    😂😂😂😂 omg crazy but funny

  • @nummdum
    @nummdum 14 днів тому

    I have an ingrown finger nail and it hurts so freaking bad

  • @El1z4b3thTr1es
    @El1z4b3thTr1es Місяць тому

    Chat mine is green wtf do I do

  • @zacharyzeigler8518
    @zacharyzeigler8518 Місяць тому

    Dude. Run under hot water, poke MAYBE TWO holes, drain, and once you can’t get any more out wait until the next day and squeeze more, from both sides! Do not use a FUCKING KNIFE! WHILE DRUNK! And why did you do it on a white towel. That shot is going to stain. Anyway, that was all unnecessary.

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 3 місяці тому

    I do this too

  • @barbaralucero2772
    @barbaralucero2772 3 місяці тому

    Poke it right above the nail! SMH!

  • @wiseguysoutdoors2954
    @wiseguysoutdoors2954 4 місяці тому

    Maybe you should have went to the Dr FIRST????

  • @stacygerlich5807
    @stacygerlich5807 7 місяців тому

    You need to go from the area between the cuticle and nail.

  • @Meechy1985
    @Meechy1985 8 місяців тому

    Why he just didn’t go to the doctor?

  • @evy1175
    @evy1175 10 місяців тому

    That looks Wayyyyy more painful then it needs to be ……… I had this. The more puss the easier. I had massive swelling was on antibiotics already before puss showed and I realized what it was. Made a needle incision. Then squeeze. If you can keep the needle entry moist and “clean” to keep it from scabbing it’ll continue to act as a drainage for a few day until it closes up. Also allows time for antibiotics to kick in. If you cant keep the incision clean or work with liquids, detergents, or raw meats; let the incision close up because you risk other infections. Depending on severity, You might likely pus again and need redraining.

  • @pross6525
    @pross6525 11 місяців тому

    You had a good plan of action. Only one thing i would recommend filling your shot glass to the brim lmmfao. All jokes aside you really had a good plan of action

  • @starkitty1369
    @starkitty1369 11 місяців тому

    Is it just me or does the camera seem drunk too like the view is kinda wobbly lol

  • @ronaldmartino2610
    @ronaldmartino2610 Рік тому

    Ill be back!

  • @RamzaBeo
    @RamzaBeo Рік тому

    Ngl you sliced tf out ya finger lol

  • @RamzaBeo
    @RamzaBeo Рік тому

    And I thought the rum was going into the finger, I died when that wasn’t the case 😂😂💀

  • @migcia2872
    @migcia2872 Рік тому

    The ending was so funny! 😂 this is happening to me to lol 😅

  • @TH3NO125
    @TH3NO125 2 роки тому

    pain!

  • @kellyamchugh6003
    @kellyamchugh6003 2 роки тому

    Who's the mouth breather in the background😂😂

  • @marcheezy.
    @marcheezy. 2 роки тому

    Watching this in 2022. The initial poke would have sufficed. The knife wounds were surprisingly hilarious. I was laughing as he squeezed just blood out, no pus.

  • @danielhall4787
    @danielhall4787 2 роки тому

    The people who think they're experts will moan about no gloves. Let's see how many fake experts there are in the comments.

  • @TwoBrothersGaming-di8pd
    @TwoBrothersGaming-di8pd 2 роки тому

    guys drunk as shit but is still showing us. RESPECT..

  • @ambey2046
    @ambey2046 2 роки тому

    Video starts at 4:07

  • @Pokemonballers87
    @Pokemonballers87 2 роки тому

    You wild as hell my guy

  • @TheSexynay89
    @TheSexynay89 2 роки тому

    I'm sitting here laughing with you bc as I did this with u I got the same results 🤣 nothing but blood and now my finger is on fire 🔥 😩😩😩 ouch.. at least u got a lil pus..I got nothing... 🥺

  • @spilltheteasista
    @spilltheteasista 2 роки тому

    how did he just sit thru that Bro NAHHHHHH

  • @leconcasse6450
    @leconcasse6450 2 роки тому

    Did he just poke and cut himself for absolutely no reason?

  • @nathandaveposadas5488
    @nathandaveposadas5488 2 роки тому

    I got those i pop it i see water

  • @juva7527
    @juva7527 2 роки тому

    Dude fucked is own finger up almost for 0 result

  • @itz_dark9417
    @itz_dark9417 2 роки тому

    Oh no i'm gonna suffer

  • @-neko-463
    @-neko-463 2 роки тому

    Im watching this with the same infection just to calm myself down

  • @lizzy5o975
    @lizzy5o975 2 роки тому

    Laying on the bed don't judge me

  • @lizzy5o975
    @lizzy5o975 2 роки тому

    Don't do that again that scared. Me and I blame for the bed watching Marshallow

  • @shamikthompson32
    @shamikthompson32 2 роки тому

    All you had to do was stick a pen deep into it and move it around

  • @cphoover11
    @cphoover11 2 роки тому

    for future reference soak your finger and then use something blunt to separate the side cuticle/hang nail from the nail. the infection is below the upper layer of skin

  • @EmilyEverglot
    @EmilyEverglot 2 роки тому

    For everyone watching this there's a way easier less painful way to do this! Go to pharmacy get a finger protecter. One like for a broken finger and wear it until it heals! Youll be amazed!

  • @Ldmane79
    @Ldmane79 2 роки тому

    I just Did this.12a.m. Mine was on my middle finger,swollen as Sh** red, and lime green. Was going to the doctor but I just did it myself. I didn't have anything real sharp around so I used an edge of an ear ring, and some Peroxide. Busted it, got some shut eye. You cut way to much my man!! Lol

  • @lucidarose613
    @lucidarose613 2 роки тому

    You do not go from above, you go from under the cuticle. You lanced your poor skin for no reason.

  • @robertbillinger1014
    @robertbillinger1014 2 роки тому

    Y’all want to know what’s so funny though? I am watching this because I have one and I’m in my Bathroom watching and I’m like yeah no this doesn’t look safe

  • @roccoviggiano9770
    @roccoviggiano9770 2 роки тому

    Wuaglio tu nun stai buon

  • @zennd7467
    @zennd7467 2 роки тому

    Dose that not hurt-

  • @RichCwm
    @RichCwm 2 роки тому

    gotta love self mutilation videos

  • @stormygirl1989
    @stormygirl1989 2 роки тому

    I love how he made sure we knew the rum bottle was plastic and not glass so no one could get hurt by it breaking lmao

  • @ledgertheking3673
    @ledgertheking3673 2 роки тому

    You are so brave

  • @matta6385
    @matta6385 2 роки тому

    hatchet job

  • @OGMeatball
    @OGMeatball 2 роки тому

    Fucking boss

  • @mauix1735
    @mauix1735 2 роки тому

    7:25 you couldn’t have just did that in the first place🤣🤣🤣

  • @limiteci104
    @limiteci104 2 роки тому

    Mine shrunk and turned into green and brown skin that peeled out like butter

  • @screamingmimi90
    @screamingmimi90 2 роки тому

    I love *bathroom surgery*.

  • @Editz4lif3
    @Editz4lif3 2 роки тому

    This yellow stuff 😂 it puss

  • @masterblaster8386
    @masterblaster8386 2 роки тому

    I belive you may have a misunderstanding of what literally means