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Joffrey Baratheon
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This is a Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) fan account!
Your Fingers or Your Tongue! -Joffrey Baratheon
This is the scene from Game of Thrones where Joffrey asks a singer whether he would keep his tongue or his fingers!
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I don't know. If the Kings Landers folk tolerated this, then such compliance has consequences. No-one deserved to die by Dragon's Fire, but such compliance has consequences; the bill comes due; Karma's a biach; what goes around comes around...
Joffreys the greatest wanker of all time
Poor Sandor, he's just trying to save Sansa's life. What a nice guy.
Tbf mocking the dead king would probably get you executed back then so this is the most merciful thing Joffrey has ever done, the bar is in hell.
The king is merciful indeed. Hopefully the singer learned his lesson and changed his ways
Gotta give it to Joffrey, everyone in that room were scared to even start applauding lmao.
The boar's great tusks they boded ill, for good King Roberts health And the beast was every bit as fat, as Robert was himself, But our brave king cried "Do your worst, I'll have your ugly head You're nowhere near as murderous as, the lion in my bed" King Robert lost his battle and he failed his final test, The lion ripped his balls off and the boar did all the rest.
If only it had been George Ezra
Joffrey even expanded the King's Guard from seven to nine members, just to further intimidate that bard. That little knaves will to torment others, truley had no bounds!
Joffrey was a monster, arguably worse in every way than his mother. How did Myrcella and Tommen turn out to be relatively decent human beings in the same family?
The actor who played Joffrey was just terriffic!
Jack crushed this role dude is one of the best actors 👏 on show.
Best Charakter of the whole series ... Such a good actor ... You absolute hate him 😅
The high sparrow would have NEVER been able to do that fuckery he pulled during tommens rule, had he tried it during Joffrey time 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr! Westeros needed a firm and wise king like Joffrey
He cooked there ngl
Nothings changed
The look on Sansa face say it all like dude your about to be puinsh bad
At least, he gave man a choice
This was the most noble thing Joffrey did.
After this, Joffrey shows Sansa her father's head! Such evil!
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So why did Joffrey do that?
Why are you questioning his grace king Joffery baratheon first of his name
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The mere fact that men would carry out such orders from a tyrant. 😢
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Multiple times throughout the show Joffrey shows his love and respect for Robert even though he wasn’t dumb and knew that Jamie was his real dad.
Robert Baratheon would have laughed his ass off and given the man some gold coins. That’s what made him a king.
That's why he is often mocked to the point that every smallfolk on westeros knows that the lion has already ripped his balls off. The boar did the realm a service when it made Joffrey Baratheon the king of westeros.
the show died with Joffrey
Singing that insulting song in front of a vicious idiot king is like a death wish granted
He was captured and commanded to sing it.
This is when the assassins from the assassins creed step in. 😂
"Do as you" 🗣️🗣️
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Hes my favorite
House of the dragon will never be this good
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"He who passes the sentence should swing the sword." Meanwhile, Joffrey couldn't even be bothered to watch someone else carry out the sentence he'd just passed.
Another saying from the dvmbass starks
Joffry, you little shit. Drink this.
I mean, as much as we all hated Joffrey, I don't think we can blame him for being pissed off in this scene...
If that bard were smarter he would have demonstrated how he can play that song with his toes.
That is why it is better to promote a reward for a successful performance rather than threaten punishment.
Joffre's genetic deformity from a brother/sister union was his cruelty.
And people thought Simon was bad. Whoever told that guy that it would be a good idea and funny to play that in front of that sniveling little twerp of a king, obviously had bad intentions for him 😂
i wish we saw the bars again with a tongue in later seasons.
We should have a special episode of Robert absolutely roasting Joffrey in the 7 hells 😂
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First rule of a bard in a brutal monarchy.....never sing to the king.
Joffrey: your fingers or your tongue? Bard: that’s what she said, my grace! Joffrey: what??? Bard: what!!
This is where Littlefinger is ruined.
Why would the bard sing such a song? Asking for trouble or was he drunk
Will he survive?
This is actually a realistic depiction of bards in the medieval ages, except for the cutting out the tongue part.
These scenes show how little true powers Joffrey has as the king. A king with power doesn't care about what bards in taverns are saying.