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Im a big Kermode fan, Im gonna take my pirates of carribean poster with me for his signature on it

Saw the absolute decline of Depp as an actor before everyone else.

Agreed - they are all rubbish

I love how Mark seamlessly kisses Simon on the lips during his review, like a viper

I agree fuck pirates

I was but a two month old baby when this was uploaded... and now I am enjoying this more than my birthday.

6:05-Love it when Simon starts reading the paper. It's like he knows "Yep. I'm in for a long one here"

My favourite part.. " There romance is so wooden it looks like a pair of dining room chairs mating".. Classic..and on par with tne sex and the city 2 kermodian rany..

So does he like the film or not?

My God, how young they are!

He couldn't be more wrong.

AT WIT'S END

*Mark's burial of Knightley is wonderful. She's a dreadful actor that only gets by based on her toff-nose, plum-mouth accent.*

I'm ashamed to admit that I rewatch this review far too often ON LOOP

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is one of the greatest films ever made. It's an unsung masterpiece that went over the critics' heads.

I miss this Kermode lol. He’d get canceled so fast doing this in 2024 and mocking people like this.

I’m watching this review on Monday the 8th of April 2024. A eclipse of the sun is happening at the moment over a large part of the USA. Did fate bring me to this amazing review?

Yeah I thought it was interesting as a teenager and when I saw it late at night after work as a bartender in London

In retrospect, I think Mark was correct that the pirates franchise was a big detriment to Depps career.

I remember seeing it in cinemas as a teenager and thought it was interesting

Positively Teaky

ilike the first one! its fun! second one was so boring i never saw the third...or the forth...

Man.... I wonder what Mark's opinion is about Orlando Bloom...

2:02 Honourable? They turned Galactus into a cloud.

Imagine the actual Mark Kermode reading out your review. Still holds up all these years later!

I watched this film in Kula Lumpa and fell asleep bored. When I woke up I still had no idea what was going on... Utter shite

"When she and Orlando Bland are on screen together, it's like two chairs mating". My favourite Mark Kermode one liner ever.

16 years later and Mark was 100% right I should’ve taken my parents to see Zodiac

Legendary review.

Mark Kermode is channeling Mark E Smith here

4:39 Hairspray

Sublime. "Like watching two chairs mating." I've only recently discovered Kermode. I wish I'd found him earlier.

I love thé fact that Mark called Orlando Bloom as Orloomdo Bland

“...made by a blithering half~wit!” Is a perfectly contemptuous way to sum him up.

“Reagan Fox” Spotting exorcist references in kermode reviews is like a mammoth where’s Wally

I miss this Mark 😢

It’s really funny but people who Watch the movie can tell that he has no ideia about what he is talking

I love Pirates of the Caribbean, the one with Sir Paul McCartney in. I Paid £5.00 Quid to see it at the Odeon in Birmingham in 2017. I think.

Anybody here after watching his Rise of the Beasts review? XD

kermode went off... lol

"positively teaky"

3:04 He refers to Orlando Bloom as Orbloomdo Land. Then at 3:28 he calls him Orlando Bland.

For me, these films are when Johnny Depp disappeared up his own arse.

Such a snob

I bet he loved the 10 Johnny Depps 😂

I love Mark, but BOY, was he way off base with this trilogy.

Orlando Bloom somehow seems to suck the life out of any film he's in.

Bro, that "micro" phone lmao

1:02 Simon Mayo channels Donald Trump debating Hilary Clinton a decade before. Amazing.

"You feel like you have to get out the varnish". Kermode's masterpiece, without question. What a joy to listen to