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Nick Parker (Team Salazar) Round Two
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Round two of my first and last competitive kick boxing fight (red shorts). Fibula fractured, waiting for the final, final moment to pounce!
Nick Parker (Team Salazar) Round One
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Round one of my first and last competitive kick boxing fight. Can you identify the moment my right fibula fractures?
I reckon Bob could name his own price on appearance money,,, 😅
I could watch Bob all day long. Top lad 😂😂
I'm lying in bed, tears rolling down my face laughing at snipers dream....
Just imagine a night in the pub with BM deliberately talking crap all night. What an experience.
One word,,, genius 😄😄😄👏👏👏
That phrase is now viral under every video of someone with a big head
Probably the funniest natural gifted raconteur around.
Agreed. He took over the title from Peter Ustinov.
What decides whether it is true or not at the end? Some ultimate god who can see reality? They can keep bullshitting til the end!
Bob is so naturally funny its unfair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“…I hope that’s all the information you’ll need…”🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼
Never got the humour of Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves - still don't get it.
What a national treasure Bob is
This is the kind of experience the Internet has deprived a lot of children of. Though it also gave us Bob Mortimer UA-cam videos. It's a real toughie.
Bob, you are a comedy god. Katherine, you take my breath away, blimey.
Bob must've been a total nutbag as a child ... Actually! What am i talking about!!! He's a total nutbag as an adult!!!
Kids that age invent strange games. I used to teach at a high school in rural Ontario with à small group of kids who would transfer into the school to begin grade 11 because their Dutch Reform parochial school stopped at the end of grade 10. Naturally, these kids stuck together. Most of the boys smoked à lot. While they had their smoke break between classes they would stand in a tight circle, like kids playing hacky sack, but they were playing à game of their own invention: one kid would take a small log, like you might use on a campfire, and throw it up high above the circle, so it flipped in the air like a juggling club. I asked one of the kids the point of the game. He said if you flinch, you lose, and everybody gets to punch you on the upper arm. I said, oh, so it's like Dutch Roulette. They started calling it that.
Hi Col!
'SNIPERS DREAM' 🤣😂🤣😅 classic
It didn't matter how weird or crazy Bob's stories are, they're all true. wouldn't it have been great fun to have him as a school mate? I remember as a kid tying cotton on to door knockers in the road, and hiding behind a hedge and knocking the door, and watching the home owners looking around to see who was there.
A "SNIPERS NIGHTMAIRE " is someone with a limp ... class one aswell 😂
lol how was this even true?? I was convinced instantly it was a very obvious lie! Christ Bob Mortimer is a dark horse!
Snipers Dream… 😂
Putin and Kim Jong Un are both snipers dreams, unfortunately nobody is brave enough to fulfil their dream.
Bob's comedy gold🫡🌟👏🏅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Cheeseman was very good at it" was what gave it away for me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love Bob hilarious 😂
I bet it was great growing up with Bob 😅😅😅
And with this one admission, Middlesbrough constabulary could finally find closure to the 1983 - 1984 unsolved "peeking Tom" cases that plagued the town 😂
Sergeant Bytheway?
@@neilm3955 😂
@@neilm3955 He had moved from Castle Douglas to Middlesbrough 😂
This is comedy gold, goodness me, David Webb is also very funny, as is Lee Mack - outstanding 🤣🤣
His name is David Mitchell - Robert Webb is his comedy writing/performing partner in Peep show. I personally cannot stand Lee Mack, his ego is gargantuan
Lee Mack not so much. Hes clearly intimidated by how comfortable Bob is in himself Macks quips are usually detrimental, and based on his own insecure perception of what is "embarrassing"
Mack is super quick though, even if you don't like his style. Some of his comebacks are lightspeed
The clever thing about bob is that he can make up stuff like that at a moments notice anyway, very hard to read if he's making it up or not, very unique and intelligent funny man.
Bob!:))
we used to play that game. we called it donkey in the garden. happy days.
We played a similar game in our youth if u played it today u wud get 6 months
Comedy genius! So many great lines! May Bob live forever!!!
I live in Middlesbrough and during our childhood years we did play games similar to this. So Bob is spot on. Brings back happy memories. Love listening to his stories.
yep me too boro lad here👋 "garden creeping" we used to call it. And then it was "hedge diving"!
@@bobbyfunface4469 yep me too; "garden creeping" and then "hedge diving" usually involved the houses with the thickest privet hedges on the council estate, who ever got the best "bounce back" was the winner, but the hedge often collapsed and was flattened. If you were unlucky there were old fence posts the hedge had been planted around, my mate 'Clanger' got a nail through his chin into the roof of his mouth, it was a 'good laugh tho.'
@@fuccasound3897We called that Donkey Derby in my hometown in Ayrshire. Great memories.
@@fuccasound3897 Bob, is that you? 😂
@@bobbyfunface4469 Are you sure your real name isn't Gary Cheeseman? I did a hedge dive once and the home owner and family were saying goodbye to friends at their front door, so around seven or eight irate adults chased me down the road. Being only 14 I was a lot faster than them ... and I did have a hedge start 😉.
Your bath is ready, and I popped an egg in there for you.
I think about this phrase once a week.
Good man!!! That phrase makes us happy
😂😂😂
I’m now picturing Bob getting Rob, Lee, and David to do this game with him.
Who’s the hot brunette lady?
You misspelled hot brunette laddy, but he's David Mitchell
Fairly sure that's Katherine Parkinson, check out "The IT Crowd" one of the funniest sitcoms ever imho
@@suakelithat’s pretty good that pal 😂
@@simon_g_uptonword to the mothership!! One of my all time favourites!! A fire…..at sea parks
@@ELTUK82 Except they went and spelled laddie wrong.
He’s fucking mint, funny as fuck
“A sniper’s dream” is easily my favourite phrase of the last twenty years.
Sometimes it just pops up in my mind and there is an unbreakable chain of giggling starts
He worked with a guy who had a limp and they called him Sniper's nightmare
😂😂😂😂@@mileswilliams1585
Mine is the guy who worked in a factory called Keth, was called Keith but he lost an eye in an accident!
Some people say I have a small head, including my wife and close friends. But now I feel a certain comfort in knowing I am a sniper’s worst nightmare.
Dream dinner party - Top of the list Bob every time
if anyone knows any actual hobbits, it's definitely Bob Mortimer
Stabba, bagga, Neil overall and Jerry dungaree 😂😂
There's a method to his names Jerry Dungaree is Mick Overalls son (is the dad a mechanic?) In another story, Davy Numbers was John Calculator's son (is the dad an accountant or a betting shop owner?) He's hilarious. Brilliant guy
Staver
Gentle Ken.
Hedge hopping
A mate of mine has one leg shorter than the other (old war wound) because of this when he walked it caused his head to wobble, we call him a sniper's nightmare. 😉
THE ROCK listener? 😉
Bob on Lee's team with Mark Corrigan picking holes in the story is my fave WILTY episodes!
Would I Lie To You.
That laugh at 2:12 is so wonderful
This man is decievingly funny!! I love it!
one of the funniest men in British comedy - he knows what he is doing
*deceivingly. What do you think 'deceivingly funny' means? Odd phrase.
@@markfox1545 he just leads you on with a somewhat casual story, and he tells it in a pretty casual way. Then he just hit you with a sidewinder that he comes up with on the spot. Like those absurd names. Catching you by surprise.
I hope that’s all the information you need.....