10:38 The big one for me was that the body wash that I had been using for years suddenly smelled way off. I swear they changed the formula or that I got a bad batch. If scents/taste change very suddenly, take a test ASAP.
@@_VC._ Dude is gross af and she is too for dating him since she's choosing to do so. Idk why you think I'm on his side at all, but I commented how I did bc she's recording and laughing like that's not nasty. Plus she's the one putting her mouth on a dirty dude
I called my bf big dog. He's 13 years older than me, and just stared at me and hit me with the "you fuckin what? Are we fighting?" He used to be so sweet until I started hitting him with that same line 😂😂
Well I didn't know the circumference of the earth at the equator but I did know the metric system was originally defined so that a kilometre should be 1/1000 of the distance from equator to pole, so the circumference should be about 4 times that. I may or may not have autism.
If you’re talking about the one with the little girl eating the mozzarella sticks, I’ll explain lol. So pretending the sticks were glasses, the little girl clinked the glass to “cheers,” and then tapped it on the tabletop before eating it again. This is something people do with shots where they’ll cheers and then tap the bottom on the bar top/table. It’s sort of just a tradition thing now, but it used to be to dislodge any sediment in the alcohol and some say it’s a thing to “knock” any spirits out of the drink. Pretty sure this is why the woman commented on the gesture, but it was prob entirely unintentional on the little girl’s part lol. TLDR: it’s a thing people do with drinks/shots to tap the table after a cheers before throwing the drink back.
15:12 What life events could possibly lead a woman to think that a nose-ring like this looks good? Like ma'am, you can't be serious... is it part of the joke?
5:14 not the server grabbing the fries with her hands and putting them back on the plate
Yeah why not?
yeah I prefer feet as well
She picked the plate back up and was obviously taking it back to the kitchen for a new one.
Yea you're supposed to use your ears
Those weren’t fries they were slippery suckers
When the airpod sound went off for the treadmill video I had a second of "I just charged these wtf"
For the last one, the 711 has started writing personalized thank you messages on the bag for me when I order. I’ve spent over $70 in one order before.
Lmao "No you can't have sweet tea!! >:(" 😂
15:27 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS WHY DOES THE CAT MAKE THAT SOUND I CANTTTTT
6:36 I'm literally in love with this guy omg
Same, we work by the same logic
10:38 The big one for me was that the body wash that I had been using for years suddenly smelled way off. I swear they changed the formula or that I got a bad batch. If scents/taste change very suddenly, take a test ASAP.
1:46 nah he low key ate with this
I still don’t get it with the ketchup
guess you better catch up then, big dog
@@buffymackClassic Buffy Mack bringin’ it home with the callback
@@buffymackOOOOHHHHH
Honestly the "Big Dog" thing would work on me
Didn't seem to work for her though.
1:30 imagine wanting to be with someone who does so little for their personal hygiene
Imagine seeking out a partner whilst doing so little for your own personal hygiene.*
People always blame the woman even when it's the man's fault.
@@_VC._ Dude is gross af and she is too for dating him since she's choosing to do so. Idk why you think I'm on his side at all, but I commented how I did bc she's recording and laughing like that's not nasty. Plus she's the one putting her mouth on a dirty dude
@@HuckleberryLover Duh because she was your immediate thought.
@@_VC._ because she is the one recording the video
@@HuckleberryLover lol, you just proved my point twice.
not me watching this 9 seconds after its posted
Not me watching this 7 minutes after it’s posted
Not me watching this 9 minutes after it’s posted(I’m going insane sorry)
Not me watching this an hour after it's posted
@@justkidding2001
Not me watching this 5 hours ahead
not me watching this 6 hours after it was posted
5:29 the way that woman smiles when a stranger starts talking 🥺 i trust her with my life
“I look like junie b jones rn”
7:49 had me actually laughing like I usually don't laugh at videos but--
11:35 bro did the super mario bros damage sound
9:50 bruh wtf i didnt wanna see that 😡
Can someone link the psychological effects of cannibalism tik tok?
Nvm, I found it. If anyone wants the link, ask me
I want it !
1:34 so what was the inspo behind this one team
How did this get cleared
I called my bf big dog. He's 13 years older than me, and just stared at me and hit me with the "you fuckin what? Are we fighting?" He used to be so sweet until I started hitting him with that same line 😂😂
😆 - Too funny!
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the chick fil a one scared me at first cuz i havnt had chick fil a in a while so i thought they actually changed it and i didnt know 😭
16:00 not just that but bc most of y'all always order the same shit anyway, fast food workers know you even without fancy apps
I get sad whenever I see a clip without a username, I can't find the original :(
Even with Jojo Siwa on the background, it was a very hearthwarming proposal
I got here in 19 mins, not the fastest but yay
wait im dumb whats the ketchup joke
eight months later and still nobody knows
Thank you monstro
My cat, Sam, has been coughing a lot recently :(
Yo unironically I hope the girl at the end is okay she seemed really upset - stay strong queen
40,000km
Damn, I guess the test came back positive
was she pregnart i need to know
The equator question is 40075km. I thought most people knew that
not me watching this 1 minutes after it posted (i finished it today tho)
Lol the dog
10:19 I *_NEED_* that shirt, and I can't find anything like it online, someone halp
2;13, customs look crazy. Where is that?
I'm taking that big dog advice to heart. I'll keep y'all posted
what's the ketchup joke?
2:08 does anybody know what this one is about??
regarding the last one, i recognise the names of the drivers delivering my stuff and i suck at remembering names sooo we in this together friends
Well I didn't know the circumference of the earth at the equator but I did know the metric system was originally defined so that a kilometre should be 1/1000 of the distance from equator to pole, so the circumference should be about 4 times that.
I may or may not have autism.
40.000km. I’m 41 and I’ve last seen this info when I was 15. That’s why.
5:45 ketchup is more normal than ranch lmao
for wings???
@perpetualsick yeah I guess. I'm not American tho
Watching this again cause they might be fr this time
It already happened unfortunately :(
BlackRock wants to own TikTok they never said they wanted to ban it, it's a forced sale of the company.
I don't get the cheers one
me either i hope someone explains this
If you’re talking about the one with the little girl eating the mozzarella sticks, I’ll explain lol. So pretending the sticks were glasses, the little girl clinked the glass to “cheers,” and then tapped it on the tabletop before eating it again. This is something people do with shots where they’ll cheers and then tap the bottom on the bar top/table. It’s sort of just a tradition thing now, but it used to be to dislodge any sediment in the alcohol and some say it’s a thing to “knock” any spirits out of the drink. Pretty sure this is why the woman commented on the gesture, but it was prob entirely unintentional on the little girl’s part lol.
TLDR: it’s a thing people do with drinks/shots to tap the table after a cheers before throwing the drink back.
Doll wink
5:55 😊
What else has lissy or issy hasn't tried 😏 lol
loving the man hate in this one ✨
First
NUH UH
i hope tiktok gets banned this content is lazy garbage and it will never be as good as vine
boohoo
130 views in 6 mins fell off
Female humor is a miss
Using the word female instead of girls' or women's is a miss
@@HuckleberryLover I will report to word jail
Based
Was this a pun? Lol
15:12 What life events could possibly lead a woman to think that a nose-ring like this looks good? Like ma'am, you can't be serious... is it part of the joke?