Why Does Blue Origin's Rocket Look Like.... You Know... ummm

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  • @Ntmoffi
    @Ntmoffi 22 дні тому +3187

    Scott went way too hard on this one.

    • @dmeemd7787
      @dmeemd7787 22 дні тому +25

      😂🤣

    • @kyledodge5513
      @kyledodge5513 22 дні тому +22

      Hahhhhaaahahahahahahaha well punned

    • @xlynx9
      @xlynx9 22 дні тому +27

      Did it tickle your instrument of mischief?

    • @alcor4670
      @alcor4670 22 дні тому +5

      Imagine if it looked like a bean instead.

    • @hervigdewilde3599
      @hervigdewilde3599 22 дні тому +31

      There was some stiff competition.

  • @escomag
    @escomag 22 дні тому +2327

    Most passengers talk fondly of the climax of the experience.

    • @eudaenomic
      @eudaenomic 22 дні тому +41

      LMAO: having a hard time getting my breath.

    • @NeoEvanA.R.T
      @NeoEvanA.R.T 22 дні тому +58

      It definitely penetrates the Stratosphere.

    • @steveclark2205
      @steveclark2205 22 дні тому +17

      😂❤yes... she's a spunky old gal😮

    • @dannydaw59
      @dannydaw59 22 дні тому

      People like to get high in different ways.😂

    • @jbullforg
      @jbullforg 22 дні тому +43

      And it's all over in a few short minutes.

  • @jpeterd92
    @jpeterd92 22 дні тому +600

    Only lasts for a few minutes too, and then it needs a bit longer to recover before it's ready to go again

    • @MikeThaiger
      @MikeThaiger 21 день тому +9

      😂🎉

    • @OrangeDurito
      @OrangeDurito 21 день тому +8

      Oh my god!!! You win sir, you win 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dduay
      @dduay 21 день тому +4

      Can some gentle touches make the process faster?

    • @jpeterd92
      @jpeterd92 20 днів тому +4

      @@dduay you have to be careful with that otherwise it may pop off early before you get to the climax.

    • @-SpaceFrog-
      @-SpaceFrog- 20 днів тому +4

      Don't throttle up too much or max Q will make it go off early

  • @jonbeno9926
    @jonbeno9926 21 день тому +447

    Former engineer on the project. First of all I'm dying with laughter. You nailed this one. It's funny how none of the engineers working on the project noticed this during the development either..
    Your technical understanding of the system is very sound. You are spot on with the pressure buildup under the capsule during touchdown is accurate. It's a very cool system that dialed in produces an absolutely gentle touchdown very repeatably, even under some fault conditions.

  • @Bongoslam
    @Bongoslam 22 дні тому +180

    The perfect person to speak on this Manley topic.

    • @atlanciaza
      @atlanciaza 21 день тому +7

      Yeah you definitely hit the male on the head there...

    • @eekee6034
      @eekee6034 18 днів тому +2

      @@atlanciaza OUCH! 🤣

  • @peraltarockets
    @peraltarockets 22 дні тому +1118

    Kudos to the marketing person at Estes who originally priced the scale model of this "unmerciful machine" at 69 dollars.

    • @PeterEdin
      @PeterEdin 22 дні тому +66

      Does that include the batteries 😆

    • @alexhajnal107
      @alexhajnal107 22 дні тому +64

      @@PeterEdin Don't go with Duracell, sometimes there is such a thing as too much thrust.

    • @railworksamerica
      @railworksamerica 22 дні тому +12

      💀💀💀💀

    • @kitchung3358
      @kitchung3358 22 дні тому +16

      Nice.

    • @918_xDx
      @918_xDx 22 дні тому +12

      It doesn't go up as far but you get a little taste of the fun and it doesnt take very much time.

  • @VolcanicSpacePizza
    @VolcanicSpacePizza 22 дні тому +1934

    Scott’s really addressing the big questions now.

    • @Zethalai
      @Zethalai 22 дні тому +61

      It's a prominent issue

    • @bosstowndynamics5488
      @bosstowndynamics5488 22 дні тому +41

      He's not one to avoid getting to...the point

    • @DanyalAdam-n3n
      @DanyalAdam-n3n 22 дні тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @77Avadon77
      @77Avadon77 22 дні тому +21

      We need to get down to the bottom of it.

    • @TFT-bp8zk
      @TFT-bp8zk 22 дні тому +35

      Big, throbbing questions.

  • @nelsondisalvatore9812
    @nelsondisalvatore9812 22 дні тому +1329

    "WILLY! come take a look at this thing flying. It looks like a-"

    • @AS-oz6ep
      @AS-oz6ep 22 дні тому +243

      JOHNSON!

    • @nb31b
      @nb31b 22 дні тому +80

      Austin Powers would be proud

    • @olic7266
      @olic7266 22 дні тому

      Pecker!

    • @VashGames
      @VashGames 22 дні тому +125

      Pecker! Oh wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's..

    • @user-ct7vo5gj2f
      @user-ct7vo5gj2f 22 дні тому +14

      It has been one of the most effective designs to enter a new space for a long long long... time!

  • @laurachapple6795
    @laurachapple6795 22 дні тому +206

    I will pay money for the blooper reel of all the times you cracked up narrating this.

    • @bludhaven86
      @bludhaven86 21 день тому +18

      Probably why his voice noticeably going out halfway through the video.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 18 днів тому +1

      ​@@bludhaven86 Here I thought it was because he was sick and became hoarse. 😋
      Genuinely, though... At the beginning he laughs and you can hear the phlegm make the laugh raspy. My speculation was that this took two days, because laying up to halfway through, you could tell he got noticeably hoarse, but then suddenly there was a leap in how hoarse he was. That was my guess as to where day two started recording.

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer 18 днів тому +1

      Its probably longer than the actual video. Fnarr...

  • @bad.D
    @bad.D 22 дні тому +81

    its a pleasure to see that scott has a firm grasp on the kind of content his audience finds exciting!

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 21 день тому +5

      He certainly has his finger on the pulse.

  • @ryanreedgibson
    @ryanreedgibson 22 дні тому +797

    "More than a stiff insinuation" or "control veins"? LOL! You're a wordsmith Mr. Manley.

    • @AcidGambit419
      @AcidGambit419 22 дні тому +61

      "very high, unpredictable loads"

    • @shubhamcweb
      @shubhamcweb 22 дні тому +14

      @@AcidGambit419 Oh I had completely missed that one lmao 😂

    • @afterburner119
      @afterburner119 22 дні тому +9

      @scottmanley the most heartbreaking thing about @ 1:21 is how Bezos acted after that with the whole champagne soaking.

    • @Ithirahad
      @Ithirahad 22 дні тому +4

      Control VANES. That is the technical name for the things, not something he made up.

    • @dvdadaudits7500
      @dvdadaudits7500 22 дні тому

      Are you sure he didn't mean Veiny shaft

  • @nuclearmedicineman6270
    @nuclearmedicineman6270 22 дні тому +580

    Austin Powers predicted this; bald villain, phallic rocket.. it's all coming true. I bet Bezos has sharks with lasers too.

    • @sja45uk
      @sja45uk 22 дні тому +26

      It's actually Starlink deploying lasers

    • @badrallach4792
      @badrallach4792 22 дні тому +33

      No just ill tempered sea bass

    • @Lensman864
      @Lensman864 22 дні тому +31

      Technically "fricking" lasers. 🦈🦈⚡️

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 22 дні тому +7

      I think he blew all his money on the rockets and now has to settle for sea bass

    • @andrewpullin4390
      @andrewpullin4390 22 дні тому +4

      Sharks! Laser Sharks and Overbearing Assistants!

  • @lerkzor
    @lerkzor 22 дні тому +437

    Good lord, I still have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.
    Scott, I have to give you proper respect for being able to include so many innuendos in this video. Well done, sir.

    • @SpaceGeek321
      @SpaceGeek321 22 дні тому +4

      I saw the penis card Scott posted on X and hopped over here to watch the video - it's definitely one of those situations where NOT saying the thing makes it even more hilarious!

    • @SpaceGeek321
      @SpaceGeek321 22 дні тому +11

      At 11:56 is that the Scottish accent or did Scott try to sneak in "deep throat-aling"

    • @WilliamAndySmith-Romaq
      @WilliamAndySmith-Romaq 22 дні тому +1

      A true work of poetry. Mad respect!

    • @SebBrosig
      @SebBrosig 22 дні тому +2

      Surely, one of the Blue Origin craft must be named _Charles_ in honour of Cleland's hero's hero!

    • @Gerard1971
      @Gerard1971 21 день тому

      This reminded me of some videos of the LockPickingLawyer, that are full of sexual innuendos, but he only does this every year on April 1st.

  • @EShirako
    @EShirako 21 день тому +37

    Mr. Shatner...wow, the look on his face, that AWE as he looked out the window was amazing to simply see.
    And the concern that the rocket is 'naughty' is a phallacy! Total confusion based on a cock-up! It's nuts! Well, okay, maybe not THAT, but close. Anyway! :D

    • @thelittlehooer
      @thelittlehooer 20 днів тому +4

      Say what you like about Shatner, he was visibly moved by the experience and spoke beautifully about it.

    • @ronschlorff7089
      @ronschlorff7089 19 днів тому

      @@thelittlehooer right, and, fittingly, he did "boldly go where no man (of his age) has gone before"!! LOL ;D

  • @Bizthewizz
    @Bizthewizz 21 день тому +19

    Thank you Scott Manhood, this is the hard throbbing journalism we all need.

  • @leonkernan
    @leonkernan 22 дні тому +309

    Thanks for pulling back the cover and revealing the sensitive details.

    • @CharlesYuditsky
      @CharlesYuditsky 22 дні тому

      So it has a foreskin?

    • @MyNameIsXYlp
      @MyNameIsXYlp 22 дні тому +4

      I thought Americans have their cover cut off as kids

    • @Lessinath
      @Lessinath 22 дні тому +5

      @@MyNameIsXYlp I kept mine, so not always!

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper 22 дні тому +2

      i've heard that most people think there's no shield needed on their rockets. but i'm glad we're coming... to the same... conclusion.

    • @Contrarian-ol2bc
      @Contrarian-ol2bc 21 день тому

      @@MyNameIsXYlp Not all of them.

  • @Cg23sailor
    @Cg23sailor 22 дні тому +295

    It is said that the shelf display models of the New Glenn rocket come in a non-descript plain brown package.

    • @peraltarockets
      @peraltarockets 22 дні тому +13

      The ones with a little motor in them you can find at Good Vibrations, over on San Pablo in Berkeley.

    • @timkeklinker
      @timkeklinker 22 дні тому +8

      The shipping label says "printer supplies"

    • @anonplayer8529
      @anonplayer8529 22 дні тому +8

      Yeah, but Amazon probably delivers them with full on description on top of the box, right on your doorstep, or your bush, or your pool, or on your roof, or ...😅

    • @hairtoss7975
      @hairtoss7975 22 дні тому +3

      Batteries included.

    • @lesgamester7356
      @lesgamester7356 22 дні тому +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @seanm3330
    @seanm3330 22 дні тому +650

    Never stop thrusting.

    • @Useless_Science
      @Useless_Science 22 дні тому +7

      Th8s belongs a golden trohy, holy thats actually pretty frikin good lmao

    • @GearHeadedHamster
      @GearHeadedHamster 22 дні тому +23

      Remember to cover up your rocket so you can "fly safe."

    • @ghostmourn
      @ghostmourn 22 дні тому +2

      Ok. Good advice, thanks ☺

    • @kirankumari-nz8sv
      @kirankumari-nz8sv 22 дні тому

      ​@@GearHeadedHamster stop with anti kids stuff please

    • @lemster101
      @lemster101 22 дні тому +2

      In Bezos we thrust

  • @skjordan6014
    @skjordan6014 22 дні тому +31

    Oh my gosh, Scott. The subdued and tasteful way you approached this topic somehow made it vastly more hysterically funny than it would have been with more obvious jokes. I was listening to it as a podcast and imagining innuendos in nearly every line. Even your classical "fly safe"
    Oh my gosh, thank you for providing us with this gemstone. Knowing the real engineering behind it but also being honest about how it looks and having a sense of humor about it strikes me as a healthy balance that I wish more people on the internet could have.

  • @mittfh
    @mittfh 22 дні тому +18

    "How many euphemisms can Scott fit into a video?"
    "Yes."

  • @gbcb8853
    @gbcb8853 22 дні тому +409

    14:53 "spray on thermal protection coating... for multiple entries into the atmosphere." Genius, pure genius.

    • @kokomo9764
      @kokomo9764 22 дні тому +7

      It is nothing but a carnival ride. A waste of time.

    • @ShastaTodd
      @ShastaTodd 22 дні тому +12

      @@kokomo9764 haters gonna hate... sigh

    • @Pipe0481
      @Pipe0481 22 дні тому +19

      ​@@kokomo9764so carnival rides are a waste of time? I guess we should all just be happy looking at the wall in our cubicles

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye 22 дні тому +7

      ​@@kokomo9764this guy sounds boring

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 22 дні тому +4

      If you don't go anywhere near orbital speed, the reentry heating isn't a huge issue.

  • @Sendu7
    @Sendu7 22 дні тому +237

    Thanks Scott for being willing to ask the question no one else dares to ask.

  • @csours
    @csours 22 дні тому +152

    Lock Picking Lawyer is vigorously taking notes for the next April 1st episode.

    • @NathanaelNewton
      @NathanaelNewton 22 дні тому +3

      So true!😂😂😂

    • @maisiedogonline
      @maisiedogonline 22 дні тому +5

      His wrist will be sore!

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 18 днів тому +1

      I don't watch his stuff (I prefer McNally's shenanigans lol), but I did watch his Ice Cream Lock April Fools vid, which was really good! 🤣

  • @Matt__just_a_guy
    @Matt__just_a_guy 22 дні тому +79

    I hope you feel better Scott! your voice sounded like it was struggling

  • @prusak26
    @prusak26 22 дні тому +45

    How Scott managed to keep this family friendly is beyond me. Almost blew it with veins going up the shaft.

  • @ricklepick9148
    @ricklepick9148 22 дні тому +287

    Good job keeping it family friendly. Must have been hard.

    • @logandarklighter
      @logandarklighter 22 дні тому +39

      Very hard.

    • @joshuacheung6518
      @joshuacheung6518 22 дні тому +5

      Gotta try for kids

    • @CatatonicImperfect
      @CatatonicImperfect 22 дні тому +8

      -for the kids- to ward off UA-cam's demonetization

    • @marcwolf60
      @marcwolf60 22 дні тому +6

      Stiff competition with David Attenbourogh.

    • @negirno
      @negirno 22 дні тому +3

      In one of his older videos he actually said it directly.

  • @donaldbohn3183
    @donaldbohn3183 22 дні тому +174

    An Australian news team cracked up after one of them asked "Doesn't it look a bit odd to you?"

    • @911outrun
      @911outrun 22 дні тому +11

      Yeaht that'd be Karl Stefanovic.
      Man is known for that kinda stuff.
      Look him up. Worth your time.

    • @marcwolf60
      @marcwolf60 22 дні тому +1

      We just state the obvious..
      The designers must really hate Bezos

    • @luipaardprint
      @luipaardprint 22 дні тому +4

      @@marcwolf60I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s by request.

  • @Timeward76
    @Timeward76 22 дні тому +249

    Unrelated, but the footage of William Shatner in actual space, just utterly awestruck and mesmerized by the experience of being weightless and being able to see earth from an astronaut's point of view, it brings a tear to my eye.

    • @sovo1212
      @sovo1212 22 дні тому +40

      Yeah, if not for Bezos' poker face. He surely was thinking "this is great for marketing".

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 22 дні тому +53

      Beyond Bezos' poker face, what irks me the most was Bezos then handing Shatner a glass of champagne knowing that Shatner had become sober some 30 years ago, interrupting Shatner's conversation with another person, and then talking over him.

    • @sovo1212
      @sovo1212 22 дні тому +4

      @@efulmer8675 LMAO

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 22 дні тому +31

      ​@@efulmer8675 I think Jeff genuinely didn't know about Shatner's difficulty with alcoholism.

    • @Tara_Li
      @Tara_Li 22 дні тому +6

      And then discussing the trip afterwards, Shatner was rather negative about the experience.

  • @gordonstarship
    @gordonstarship 22 дні тому +34

    The rocket resembles it's owner. Spot on.

  • @aronoc3599
    @aronoc3599 21 день тому +10

    I love a long, hard
    rocket lecture at the end of the work day.

  • @ericplatt6884
    @ericplatt6884 22 дні тому +129

    The Instrument of mischief, no longer the plaything of a boy but the weapon of a man. A sturdy stallion of an engine.. deep throttling… thrusting majestically skyward … love’s true arrow. Diving down into mother nature’s embrace.

    • @tperk
      @tperk 22 дні тому +18

      Is there not even a single paragraph of script not loaded with double entendre? Well done sir.

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 22 дні тому +7

      Oh wait he also made a your mom joke at the expense of Bezoz, again 😅

  • @libertyauto
    @libertyauto 22 дні тому +143

    "No longer the plaything of a boy, but the weapon of a man."

    •  22 дні тому +7

      I had to pause there... I can't...

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 21 день тому +2

      ...ew

    • @grant9301
      @grant9301 20 днів тому +1

      @@41-Haiku That's what Stormy Daniels said.

  • @listenherejack
    @listenherejack 22 дні тому +167

    "This does not inspire fear in the enemy. They will think we are firing a big large dildo at them! It needs to be pointy! Pointy is scary!"

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 22 дні тому +25

      I was looking for Dictator quotes, haha 😂😂

    • @kevinshort3943
      @kevinshort3943 22 дні тому +7

      @@alexkaplan6581
      If it's not pointy enough, it will bounce back

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 22 дні тому +1

      It's cause ol' Jeffy boi loves to start pegging himself with a Knot while he weeps uncontrollably in the Ladies Room, after each of Elon's acomplishments. 😳😵

    • @jerrymiller276
      @jerrymiller276 22 дні тому +2

      I dunno. Perhaps they'll say, "No way you are going to thrust that thing in my homeland. It is waaaayy too big!"

  • @Not.Your.Business
    @Not.Your.Business 22 дні тому +10

    this must've been a hard subject to approach, but you, sir, have handled it expertly!
    I came for the thumbnail, but stayed for the loads of knowledge!

  • @thomasmroz
    @thomasmroz 21 день тому +9

    Scott's videos have always left me satisfied and smiling..

  • @benjaminhanke79
    @benjaminhanke79 22 дні тому +149

    02:44 "they are designed to be rode..." That explains a lot.

    • @bihgfoot
      @bihgfoot 22 дні тому +4

      Road not rode lmao as in you can move them on the roads... I'm praying I missed your sarcasm 😂

    • @benjaminhanke79
      @benjaminhanke79 22 дні тому +2

      ​@@bihgfoot In the first second I really heard it as "rode".

    • @RickBrennan
      @RickBrennan 22 дні тому

      On the back of a truck

    • @spudeleven5124
      @spudeleven5124 19 днів тому

      LOL

  • @arthurizando
    @arthurizando 22 дні тому +130

    I love the length of the video, really nice to see your passion for rocket's and how deep you are willing to go in your research, just so you can fill us with knowledge.

    • @PET3R2
      @PET3R2 22 дні тому +2

      Wait this is actually prety good

    • @Happidap
      @Happidap 21 день тому +1

      I see what you did there 😅

  • @logandarklighter
    @logandarklighter 22 дні тому +113

    Sometimes it’s not the size of the rocket that matters, but how you curve the trajectory.

  • @peterloftus6259
    @peterloftus6259 21 день тому +5

    Very cleverly scripted Scott, funny and very interesting. Glad to see you are still happy to tackle the hard things.

  • @MobiuSphere
    @MobiuSphere 21 день тому +6

    I had a crap day at work, but this video really made my day. Thanks Scott

  • @StrykerFox
    @StrykerFox 22 дні тому +65

    AN ABSOLUTE WEAPON OF PLEASURE?! SCOTT!!! WHAT?!?! 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

    • @Useless_Science
      @Useless_Science 22 дні тому

      The biggest pleasure. Only the biggest go to space.
      This is so fukin stupid lmao

  • @Alexander_Sannikov
    @Alexander_Sannikov 22 дні тому +99

    the metaphors in this video truly stand on their own

  • @theduckster1980
    @theduckster1980 22 дні тому +60

    A lot of mans design is inspired by nature. Blue Origin wanted rocket that could really 'penetrate' through earths atmosphere

  • @zzubra
    @zzubra 21 день тому +9

    Why would anyone use a gamma ray emitter to detect proximity to the ground, as opposed to something like radar? Seems like a surprising choice.

    • @nathanel1313
      @nathanel1313 21 день тому +10

      I was thinking the same thing. Maybe a combination of lower power requirements and better reliability? Sounds like a good future video material for Scott

    • @gary.richardson
      @gary.richardson 17 днів тому +1

      Radar's reflectivity depends on density and size of what it is pinging.
      The frequency of the signal also plays a role. This is just a simplified explanation.

    • @zzubra
      @zzubra 17 днів тому

      @@gary.richardson That clarifies nothing about why a gamma ray emitter would be preferable to radar.

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb 22 дні тому +7

    Come on Scott, it’s shaped like a “package,” because that’s what Amazon does: ship “packages!” 😉

  • @aaroncrnkovic1398
    @aaroncrnkovic1398 22 дні тому +50

    “Large flaming space phallus performs mid-air circumcision.”

    • @bartolomeothesatyr
      @bartolomeothesatyr 22 дні тому +5

      Apparently it can't get to the heavens without snipping the tip.

  • @tim_f_jones
    @tim_f_jones 22 дні тому +46

    “Stately piece of machinery” - that’s a good one

  • @TheFinalFrontiersman
    @TheFinalFrontiersman 22 дні тому +71

    This seems like a video that isn't gonna be safe to sip a drink while watching

  • @thepatrickcrab
    @thepatrickcrab 14 днів тому +3

    The unexpected success on that Max Q abort is super impressive

  • @TheGreatAtario
    @TheGreatAtario 21 день тому +3

    I've been genuinely wondering for a long time why the overhang like that. Thanks for pointing out there's a real reason while throwing out wang references like there's no tomorrow :3c

  • @FlockoftheGreyShepherd
    @FlockoftheGreyShepherd 22 дні тому +44

    I remember watching one of the flights and the camera tracking the rocket made it appear to be rhythmically thrusting. Seemed quite intentional to be honest.

  • @TFT-bp8zk
    @TFT-bp8zk 22 дні тому +129

    Not the longest rocket but it's girthy.

    • @Useless_Science
      @Useless_Science 22 дні тому +15

      Thiccc

    • @pdxwy
      @pdxwy 22 дні тому +11

      In thrust we trust.

    • @richardsylvester6483
      @richardsylvester6483 22 дні тому +4

      i was just waiting for the word "girth". didn't have to wait long!

    • @stewartanderson6560
      @stewartanderson6560 22 дні тому +1

      Maybe in atmosphere the old addage "long and thin, slips right in, short and thick, does the trick". is also true. Couldn't help myself.

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 22 дні тому +2

      While the success of New Glenn is, so far, nothing but oral.

  • @vimmentors6747
    @vimmentors6747 22 дні тому +92

    Somebody told young Jeff Bezos that he needed to watch Flash Gordon, but he accidentally watched Flesh Gordon instead.
    I just don't understand why they have not named a capsule the RSS Michael Milton.

    • @bethaltair812
      @bethaltair812 22 дні тому +4

      They said they wanted it like a retro sci-fi movie rocket, and they got what they asked for.
      I'd have preferred the space plane from 2001, but he,y, flesh gordon is a classic of cinema too.

    • @tperk
      @tperk 22 дні тому +3

      Whomever designed War Rocket Ajax for 1980s Flash Gordon certainly lent his design concept to Bezos.

  • @kenwatkins9385
    @kenwatkins9385 22 дні тому +6

    Ha ha! You are one of my favorites in the world of space and science because you’re a real STEM guy that can explain all this complex rocket stuff so that everyone can understand it!
    But this time I didn’t learn a single technical thing. I was in stitches the whole time just waiting for the next pun, parody or play on words that obliterated any possibility of learning anything useful about rockets or science.
    Except maybe how we got here in the first place!
    Nice change of pace, Scott, but I don’t suggest making a habit of this!🤪🤪🤪

  • @LegorocketsAnimation
    @LegorocketsAnimation 20 днів тому +5

    I have a Lego model of New Shepherd, and in addition to the _unfortunate_ shape, it is also pretty much the exact same size as _that_ .

  • @jajssblue
    @jajssblue 22 дні тому +42

    Scott Manley Video + Austin Powers intro joke was not on my 2024 bingo card. But I'm glad it is!

  • @hero314
    @hero314 22 дні тому +25

    An instant classic, Scott, complete with extra sultry voice. That rocket is truly ridged for our pleasure.

  • @matsv201
    @matsv201 22 дні тому +39

    "larger girth for added crew capacity"
    So that is what they ladies call it now

    • @kainpwnsu
      @kainpwnsu 22 дні тому +9

      Yes, the Navy wants to pack in as many seamen as possible for insertion into new plots.

    • @jones7952
      @jones7952 7 днів тому

      @@kainpwnsu I pity Roger the cabin boy.

  • @anthonyknox1493
    @anthonyknox1493 21 день тому +2

    I'm glad you've been brave enough to address the shape of the Blue Organ, Scott!

    • @jones7952
      @jones7952 7 днів тому

      It's spelled Origin.
      I think.

  • @mouser58907
    @mouser58907 22 дні тому +3

    I managed to keep a straight face until the veins comment. Too damned funny.

  • @tylerevans3168
    @tylerevans3168 22 дні тому +106

    They say it’s gonna launch a probe to Uranus…

    • @charlestaylor3195
      @charlestaylor3195 22 дні тому +6

      And you get the second gold star of the morning. The way this is going I'm going to have to call in sick.

    • @Pale_Kingg
      @Pale_Kingg 22 дні тому +1

      "Uranus" 💀

    • @stlouisf8873
      @stlouisf8873 22 дні тому +9

      That's just a fallacy!!

    • @tassie9641
      @tassie9641 21 день тому

      You mean a 'phallic'😅y​@@stlouisf8873

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 21 день тому

      Ah, a Nanowar Of Steel and/or Steel Panther fan

  • @shananclark8784
    @shananclark8784 22 дні тому +35

    Blue origin heavy will have 2 spheres of propellant at the base of the ships shaft

    • @Agnemons
      @Agnemons 22 дні тому

      And I'll bet they ain't filled with cream.

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 22 дні тому +1

      Nah, but did you know that early rockets actually sustained their shape by being filled with propellant? :D

    • @TheDesktopOrbinaut
      @TheDesktopOrbinaut 21 день тому

      So that's what Dr. Evil's moon rocket is called

    • @LJCyrus1
      @LJCyrus1 16 днів тому

      @@Valery0p5 I think plenty still do?

  • @tubetube7025
    @tubetube7025 22 дні тому +127

    "Austin Powers theme starts playing"

  • @tmgerlach
    @tmgerlach 21 день тому +2

    This is definitely beyond hilarious. The only thing I can think of that’s kind of close would be that one eponymous song in “the meaning of life”. Chapeau, Scott.

  • @leatherindian
    @leatherindian 21 день тому +1

    Brilliant work, Scott! You really nailed the thrust of the matter, delivering the full payload with admirable impact!

  • @MichaelPaulWorkman
    @MichaelPaulWorkman 22 дні тому +26

    Aww, that's great to see Shatner really enjoying that

  • @VikOlliver
    @VikOlliver 22 дні тому +51

    After that I need a cigarette...

    • @nkronert
      @nkronert 22 дні тому +6

      Giant explosion follows 😊

    • @DebraJean196
      @DebraJean196 12 днів тому +1

      I honest to god just happened to be outside smoking one while watching at 4:00 in the morning. Nearly choked to death trying to smother my laughter.

  • @rjc9249
    @rjc9249 22 дні тому +46

    It feels like I’m watching an April fools video

  • @dacomazielsdorf7618
    @dacomazielsdorf7618 22 дні тому +5

    This is a video you shouldve waited till valentines day to post

  • @shaun906
    @shaun906 21 день тому +1

    i still tear up when i hear William talk about his experience in new Shepard, "no words"! your space nerd version of nigella lawson commentary was funny!

  • @RobertAnthonyPitera
    @RobertAnthonyPitera 22 дні тому +10

    Came for the humor, stayed for the knowledge. What a brilliantly funny way to discuss the design aspects of a unique rocket.

  • @DeanandLisa1803
    @DeanandLisa1803 22 дні тому +105

    Sir, you better have a look at this on radar.
    What is it?
    I don't know, sir. It's hard to
    describe. It's... it's-

    • @GodlikeIridium
      @GodlikeIridium 22 дні тому +4

      Haha epic quote 😅

    • @K1RTB
      @K1RTB 22 дні тому +6

      JOHNSON!!

    • @Contrarian-ol2bc
      @Contrarian-ol2bc 21 день тому

      a Fantastic Beast.... I always wondered where to find them.

    • @DocFloppy86
      @DocFloppy86 19 днів тому +1

      Ah I saw this comment to late, just made basically the same one. I was starting to be a bit disapointed that nobody made that reference. "Johnson!" should be the first word on anyones mind in my humble opinion 🤣

  • @DevduttShenoi
    @DevduttShenoi 22 дні тому +16

    Haha, that truck knew what it was carrying, an absolute "OVERSIZED LOAD" 💀

  • @padders1068
    @padders1068 20 днів тому +1

    Scott! Great video, and how you managed to keep a straight face is remarkable! I bet the editing took a long (no pun intended) time! 😂🙂❤

  • @StevenHopkins-mu8dx
    @StevenHopkins-mu8dx 21 день тому +2

    What's waaayyyy funnier than the subject of the rocket looking *ahem* phallic-like? Scott Manley describing it a different way every time without actually saying it, lol.

  • @azul29156
    @azul29156 22 дні тому +18

    After listening I think Scott had a bet with someone about the depravity of human nature and he said he would prove it by making this video. It truly is a work of art how many suggestions and innuendos he worked into one episode. Now the question remains will it get tons of views

  • @spacepraesidium2292
    @spacepraesidium2292 22 дні тому +45

    These are the important science questions that have plagued the world of science for generations

  • @randyfox6275
    @randyfox6275 22 дні тому +11

    I would be hard pressed to think of any presentation that expressed more inuendo than Scott packed into that one. Well done, sir.

  • @davidkaye8712
    @davidkaye8712 22 дні тому +3

    I am sure Scott was aware that this UPLOAD would EXPLODE DOWN in his comment SECTION :)

  • @chs76945
    @chs76945 14 днів тому +2

    How the hell did he get through all those metaphors without breaking.... the audio must have required a hundred takes.

  • @Sendu7
    @Sendu7 22 дні тому +18

    If they try for reusability, I am worried what the catching system will look like?

    • @TFT-bp8zk
      @TFT-bp8zk 22 дні тому

      @@twistedwhiskers8776 way to miss the joke, bright one.

  • @SteveHodge
    @SteveHodge 22 дні тому +19

    Well done Scott. Not sure you've improved your chances of getting a free ride, but I got a few laughs out of it.

  • @BobMotster
    @BobMotster 22 дні тому +11

    That "deep throttling" at 11:57 though... Naughty Scott!

  • @PaulG.x
    @PaulG.x 21 день тому +3

    In medieval times the masons on the great cathedral projects would make gargoyles look like the "Pillars of the community" that they had to deal with.
    800 years later...

  • @mirkolutzau6481
    @mirkolutzau6481 21 день тому +1

    Mister Manley, I imagine the joy (the making of) this very special video-clip brougth to you...

  • @oldschoolman1444
    @oldschoolman1444 22 дні тому +23

    The comments didn't let me down. Now I need a smoke.

  • @Shadow_The_Pad
    @Shadow_The_Pad 22 дні тому +134

    Absolutely insane title

    • @Useless_Science
      @Useless_Science 22 дні тому +1

      I'd say it's calm

    • @MichaelPaulWorkman
      @MichaelPaulWorkman 22 дні тому

      Well I mean, the biological version is shaped like that for a reason! I feel like Earth is kinda in its reproductive phase rn w the space program, wanting to sow the old oats as it twere, ofc it's using lots of different techniques, strategies to do so but makes sense this one would emerge

    • @BigTexZoomer
      @BigTexZoomer 22 дні тому

      Absolutely insane video

  • @voinea12
    @voinea12 22 дні тому +41

    1:28 I thought they were going to kiss

  • @patrickdurham8393
    @patrickdurham8393 21 день тому +3

    New Shepard crossing the line into orbit is a phallusy!

  • @brivington2011
    @brivington2011 20 днів тому +1

    Lol. Thank you Scott for addressing the Elephant in the room.

  • @supremeownage8995
    @supremeownage8995 22 дні тому +16

    I can tell Scott had a lot of fun with this one!

  • @robwalker2934
    @robwalker2934 22 дні тому +16

    It's not about the amount of innuendos, it how you use them....

  • @ml.2770
    @ml.2770 22 дні тому +121

    New Glans
    Faster, Stronger, Higher,
    Deeper?
    New Glans

    • @logandarklighter
      @logandarklighter 22 дні тому +10

      Damnit. I’ll never hear that the same way ever again!!! 😅😂

    • @RowOfMushyTiT
      @RowOfMushyTiT 22 дні тому +4

      Blew Origin

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@RowOfMushyTiT
      Blue Organ

    • @Contrarian-ol2bc
      @Contrarian-ol2bc 21 день тому

      But since BO have never gotten anything to orbit shouldn't it be Blue Virgin?

  • @jyzow
    @jyzow 20 днів тому +1

    Sounds like this was a blast to write; absolutely lovely! Your voice didn't seem to be in top form - I hope you feel better soon!

  • @madatlas3806
    @madatlas3806 21 день тому +1

    Scott, you're fantastic, this video was hilarious and informative!

  • @Skip6235
    @Skip6235 22 дні тому +44

    Phallic comparisons aside, it’s pretty incredible that we live in an era with routine booster recovery and reuse. I do wish we weren’t beholden to the whims of billionaires to do it, but still, it’s pretty incredible.

    • @jokeith492
      @jokeith492 22 дні тому +8

      It wasn't better when it was gov contractors that went over budget, over time, and under achievement... Elon isn't a great person, but reusing rockets used to be impossible, now it's routine. NASA and government contractors would have never done this

    • @ffsireallydontcare
      @ffsireallydontcare 22 дні тому +5

      @@jokeith492 Sadly you're probably right about this. When it's a corporations own money that's being spent, that corp will find ways to be efficient, but if it's the government's money that's being spent the corp will find every way it can to extract more... Boeing
      But I would argue that it's entirely possible to achieve the same efficient outcome by keeping the whole project, development and manufacturing, in government hands. It's possible, but you have to find the right people.

    • @NightRogue77
      @NightRogue77 22 дні тому

      Good lord - if NASA had the bottomless pit of funds SpaceX had to fail over and over again, I’ll bet not only could they have gotten it done, but they probably could’ve gotten it done faster and more safety. Where do you think most of the engineers came from?
      Doesn’t take a genius to spend bottomless pits of money stop mythologizing losers

    • @AC-jk8wq
      @AC-jk8wq 22 дні тому

      It first took money of a king to travel across the Atlantic…
      And it wasn’t any king…
      Columbus had to find a king with enough dough to do it….
      😃

    • @DARTHNECRION
      @DARTHNECRION 22 дні тому +1

      @@ffsireallydontcareThe Soviet Union’s state-owned design bureaus come to mind. They made some damn good rockets and spacecraft, but the communist system was woefully inefficient in other areas of the economy such as consumer goods, food production, automobiles, computers, etc. In the USSR, there was a huge black market for Western goods like the aforementioned items plus blue jeans, rock n’ roll cassette tapes, cosmetics, etc. It’s estimated that the Soviet “informal economy” did $145B worth of trade during its height in the ‘80s, because the command economy system of communism couldn’t keep up with the needs and wants of the Soviet public.

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 22 дні тому +15

    A truly Manley instrument of upward thrust.
    Anyone ever see the Australian morning TV show that did a piece on NS years ago when it first launched? They couldn't stop laughing over the look.

  • @platypus01au
    @platypus01au 22 дні тому +8

    “An instrument of mischief” really should be the name of one of the landing drone ships!

    • @jdh2024
      @jdh2024 19 днів тому +1

      Or perhaps "Mother Nature's Embrace"

  • @mikeshontz2614
    @mikeshontz2614 21 день тому +1

    I don't know how many takes it took you to do this and not burst out laughing. I laughed at every innuendo! Great Video!

  • @davidhuber6251
    @davidhuber6251 22 дні тому +1

    Very nice treatment of Mr. Shatner's emotional reaction to the flight. Well done.
    As for all the metaphors, you are a wordsmith indeed! I've not laughed this much at a space video, ever. 😝