Letterbox SHREDDER shreds EVERYTHING

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024

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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  6 років тому +2364

    She's rocking......and in true furze style its got way to big n heavy and destroys itself haha. If I do make a MK3 I could improve it again but for now the furze shred 500c will get me y for my shredding needs. Check out my other crazy inventions if your new and give that bell a tinkle.

  • @HuxTheSergal
    @HuxTheSergal 6 років тому +5229

    "dad, have you seen my new phone? The postman says he delivered it today"

    • @coffee4193
      @coffee4193 6 років тому +59

      😯

    • @death1305sam
      @death1305sam 6 років тому +141

      Dang wonder why that box explodes

    • @swissphillyd
      @swissphillyd 6 років тому +328

      "Daddy, why is there a puddle of chunky red soup and shredded postman uniform by the front door?"

    • @death1305sam
      @death1305sam 6 років тому +69

      @@swissphillyd well the dog was to lazy

    • @Ed19601
      @Ed19601 6 років тому +66

      I think we can establish that Colin's madness has reached a level where he has become a danger to the public :-)

  • @georgeenticknap4216
    @georgeenticknap4216 6 років тому +1470

    Actually had a little giggle seeing colin get scared by his own door bell and internally thinking "why did i make this"

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  6 років тому +292

      I've bought a new compressor since building it and its a 10 bar machine rather than an 8bar so its got that little bit louder haha

    • @leexgx
      @leexgx 6 років тому +57

      Bet your bit more jumpy when somebody press the doorbell when you're messing with something that could explode

    • @heatherbrown2761
      @heatherbrown2761 6 років тому +5

      @@colinfurze You are absolutely mad, that is what I love about you. That and you are a bloody genius. =)

    • @ctrivett1762
      @ctrivett1762 6 років тому +1

      This comment made me laugh

    • @kalashnikov7170
      @kalashnikov7170 4 роки тому +3

      Time stamp plz

  • @tob19
    @tob19 5 років тому +1413

    “Oh the letter didn’t go through, let me push it in a bit more” *sticks fingers in*

    • @zyrenetaplan1397
      @zyrenetaplan1397 5 років тому +18

      Oh god therre dead

    • @jellyfish6997
      @jellyfish6997 5 років тому +13

      Yea awas thinking the same ting

    • @AtomicLobster69
      @AtomicLobster69 5 років тому +12

      I was in the middle of drinking me some water and almost shorted out my keyboard reading this...

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 5 років тому +7

      @@AtomicLobster69 why is your keyboard up your nose?

    • @AtomicLobster69
      @AtomicLobster69 5 років тому

      @@hiddensinix2767 no reason........

  • @Billboss900
    @Billboss900 4 роки тому +919

    "Your getting evicted because of your stupid experiments"
    "Well i haven't gotten an eviction notice"

    • @josueosuna2205
      @josueosuna2205 4 роки тому +10

      Billboss900 *you’re

    • @TrapCat
      @TrapCat 4 роки тому +12

      @@josueosuna2205 Ok grammar police

    • @OOOOOOOKKKKKKK69
      @OOOOOOOKKKKKKK69 4 роки тому +6

      @@TrapCat Better to be corrected and learn than look like an idiot for the rest of your life.

    • @robertyourwaiter5615
      @robertyourwaiter5615 4 роки тому +7

      Tango Theo not like any decent person is really gonna care about a small, unimportant grammar mistake on a UA-cam comment

    • @OOOOOOOKKKKKKK69
      @OOOOOOOKKKKKKK69 4 роки тому +3

      @@robertyourwaiter5615 probably not. But it's hard to take someone serious when they make a simple spelling mistake.

  • @2pointSummer
    @2pointSummer 5 років тому +701

    imagine being a postman and hearing this crunching sound when you put the mail through the mail slot

    • @method1692
      @method1692 5 років тому +47

      And then after pulling your hand back out, you're missing a few fingers

    • @Boosher_
      @Boosher_ 4 роки тому +10

      thats the same with dogs , trust me dogs scare me when i deliver the paper

    • @josepalmerin6682
      @josepalmerin6682 4 роки тому +5

      And then spitting the mail right back out shredded. I'd feel bad

    • @Luck-ier
      @Luck-ier 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @aidenthompson3152
      @aidenthompson3152 4 роки тому +3

      Imagine your fingers

  • @skarekr0w3
    @skarekr0w3 6 років тому +649

    Just a thought, if you are going to continue inventing these most useful devices, it may be a good time to start your own line of prosthetic arms and legs. Because in this line of work, you will never know when you will need a new hand, arm, leg, foot or even a replacement neck, as tie accidents are on the rise.

    • @skarekr0w3
      @skarekr0w3 6 років тому +37

      Oh no, what I have I done. This can only end in disaster, I forgot who I was talking to....

    • @chey6884
      @chey6884 6 років тому +15

      ​@@skarekr0w3 but these prostetic arms have to run with fuel!

    • @skarekr0w3
      @skarekr0w3 6 років тому +6

      @@chey6884 I am sorry in advance...

    • @skarekr0w3
      @skarekr0w3 6 років тому +9

      I think everyone is on the same page, Colin, you scare us! If you lose a hand, there will be no more videos.

    • @Nixonitus
      @Nixonitus 6 років тому +22

      @@skarekr0w3
      Nonsense! I'm 100% certain if he loses a hand, he'll design the most terrifying grabby bit in existence.

  • @mkilany7603
    @mkilany7603 5 років тому +1424

    At this point His whole house is a death trap one wrong step and you're gone

    • @XAVR_
      @XAVR_ 5 років тому +2

      Whammy

    • @nimrag659
      @nimrag659 5 років тому +51

      Don’t worry, he’s got his safety tie

    • @the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789
      @the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789 5 років тому +46

      *YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*

    • @Dohyden2
      @Dohyden2 5 років тому +5

      I was kinda hoping his shoe would get caught in the shredder when he pushed the paper in with his foot.

    • @katiewalmsley3521
      @katiewalmsley3521 5 років тому +8

      For God sake his light is a chainsaw u can't go anywhere without possibly chopping of your arm off

  • @nixlarfs1002
    @nixlarfs1002 3 роки тому +35

    What I admire the most is Colin's ability to not stick his fingers in everything he builds

  • @lbgtr87
    @lbgtr87 6 років тому +663

    Reverse the video and rename it letterbox shredder creates anything.

  • @Markus__B
    @Markus__B 6 років тому +591

    Thats actually quite safe.
    If the Postie sticks his Hand in it he will let off the Button. Next Time he can´t even press the Button and stick his hand in because he now has only one Hand left. See? Safe!

    • @Magnus_Kieler
      @Magnus_Kieler 6 років тому +11

      Markus_B It’s good he’s not over there in America, people would stick there hole arm in and then sue him for not putting warnings on it or some dumb other thing.

    • @randombloke82
      @randombloke82 6 років тому +1

      That… is proppa Orky finkin’ for a proppa Mek.

    • @skarekr0w3
      @skarekr0w3 6 років тому +1

      And I was worried... YOU ARE SMART. The machine may not be forgiving, but at least it's not greedy.

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 6 років тому +2

      @@jamesd0lan They meant "It's good he's over there [in Britain]. In America, people would..."

    • @tls5870
      @tls5870 6 років тому +2

      Colin could make it even safer by adding an automated cauterizing torch that turns the little bits into ashes for added security for people that may put the shreds together to find identity theft info and also take up even less space in the rubbish, as well as cauterizing any flesh that may enter the shredder. He should also do it because the excess blood will rust the gears.

  • @SeamTressGaming
    @SeamTressGaming 6 років тому +303

    Can you imagine the postman sticking his hand in to make sure he got the letter?

    • @reetlad
      @reetlad 6 років тому +18

      mine always leaves letters hanging half out

    • @anothersettlementneedsyour9628
      @anothersettlementneedsyour9628 6 років тому +5

      Mmm.... Minced Meat 😋🍴🍴🥢🥄

    • @SCwirlify
      @SCwirlify 6 років тому +9

      I was thinking the same thing! He was like: "Better make sure I got the mail in". Then: BZZZZZZZZZ MINCE MEAT NO ON CAN HELP YOU NOW! AAAAH! HELP ME, I'm GETTING EATEN, PLEASE HE.. GALBBLAGLBLALBLBBB.... Silence

    • @tcpnetworks
      @tcpnetworks 6 років тому +2

      They would only do that once if smart. If a typical Postie, he'd do it twice...

    • @thefrienchiestfry7251
      @thefrienchiestfry7251 6 років тому +4

      When your boss sends you check through mail

  • @mace_x6277
    @mace_x6277 4 роки тому +46

    imagine his neighbours just looking out the window and seeing him trying to put a clock through the letterbox of his shed lol. very nice build.

  • @OblivionsEdge
    @OblivionsEdge 6 років тому +326

    Why don't you make a shredder that fits the top of that recycling bin, so that it actually saves space...? *THAT* would be useful

    • @weevil_man
      @weevil_man 6 років тому +3

      Oblivions Edge Yes Indeed

    • @DavidScheiber
      @DavidScheiber 6 років тому +27

      soooo a regular paper shredder?

    • @vince666demont
      @vince666demont 6 років тому +10

      @@DavidScheiber unless not only for paper, I'd buy it

    • @nitroboost6463
      @nitroboost6463 6 років тому +8

      You already answered your question. Because it would be useful obviously. ^^

    • @pedro922
      @pedro922 6 років тому +2

      Take the words out of my fingers

  • @PrimusPicklebal
    @PrimusPicklebal 5 років тому +998

    “Mom have you seen my diploma”
    “Yeah the Mailman delivered it today”

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification 4 роки тому +25

    Colin, you're actually onto something really cool. Imagine if everyone could shred all their rubbish.

  • @Stukov961
    @Stukov961 6 років тому +783

    Feeding that clock through it looked very.............
    time consuming.

    • @TheAgamemnon911
      @TheAgamemnon911 6 років тому +34

      At least two hands were lost to this shredder.

    • @Poorschedriver
      @Poorschedriver 6 років тому +12

      Bad Dad Jokes champion right here

    • @PS3RatBag98
      @PS3RatBag98 6 років тому +10

      To the top with u

    • @nigelmarx3578
      @nigelmarx3578 6 років тому +5

      It was, on the face of it......

    • @robmusk2828
      @robmusk2828 6 років тому +2

      It was really time consuming.... :-)

  • @AlecSteele
    @AlecSteele 6 років тому +553

    This is so freaking awesome!!

    • @ramonstroobosscher7907
      @ramonstroobosscher7907 6 років тому +3

      Whoa

    • @haatch999
      @haatch999 6 років тому +7

      His next build of this should use a 2 stroke 125cc and a reducing gearbox what you think?

    • @tenryugamingzx3853
      @tenryugamingzx3853 6 років тому +4

      Omg alec ia here, well i know he is in Montana for his new Shop,
      But literally ... XD

    • @OnyxFlameGod
      @OnyxFlameGod 6 років тому +8

      You're not someone I expected to see here lol. Haven't even been in the states a month and already looking for junk mail solutions?

    • @keanueraine
      @keanueraine 6 років тому +1

      It's pretty brilliant.

  • @literate-aside
    @literate-aside 6 років тому +203

    For recycling it’s an absolutely genius idea. You could collect every 6 months rather than two weeks, and the government could spend more money on MP’s sports cars and fifth homes.

    • @OperationDarkside
      @OperationDarkside 6 років тому +2

      Wet garbage, my friend. Wet garbage is the problem.

    • @NicolaiSyvertsen
      @NicolaiSyvertsen 6 років тому +18

      It would be disastrous for the environment. People would be tossing all kinds of stuff that don't belong in the bin as you cannot discern it when everything is turned into granulate.

    • @satibel
      @satibel 6 років тому +2

      @@OperationDarkside dry it beforehand then.
      (a m'lady and fedora tip should be enough)

    • @tayyabnaveed2266
      @tayyabnaveed2266 6 років тому +5

      only if it's sorted. If it's got everything mixed in, it's only good for landfill.

    • @OperationDarkside
      @OperationDarkside 6 років тому +11

      @@satibel I don't trust that amount of responsibility to the average person

  • @hello_oh_laaaaaaaeee
    @hello_oh_laaaaaaaeee 4 роки тому +48

    “Where’s my new shirt???!!!!!”
    “Check the mailbox”
    “It’s not there!”
    “ *_I know_* “

  • @cybershadow81
    @cybershadow81 6 років тому +271

    Version 3 needs an integrated incinerator.

    • @Man-vs-Metal
      @Man-vs-Metal 6 років тому

      Ooooo!

    • @NikopolAU
      @NikopolAU 6 років тому

      collaborate with Oil Burner: ua-cam.com/users/glumpy10videos

    • @thePavuk
      @thePavuk 6 років тому +2

      Shredded stuff burns much much better. Logic approach.

    • @adamsucksatyt
      @adamsucksatyt 5 років тому

      Which is not anymore eco-friendly, but anyway

    • @babablacksheep3950
      @babablacksheep3950 5 років тому +1

      *integrated junk fuled power plant that power the house. Finally those junk mails will have a purpose.

  • @sufyanjaunbocus5600
    @sufyanjaunbocus5600 6 років тому +350

    first vid since i've subbed, not disappointed

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 6 років тому +13

      You have so much fun ahead and behind! Go watch his past vids. You won’t be dissatisfied!

    • @douglasaranda2010
      @douglasaranda2010 6 років тому +7

      Welcome to the family, son

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 6 років тому +5

      yeah this is colin's relativley sane side, just wait till you see him building a fuckin hovercraft...oh wait hes already done that....

    • @richcampoverde
      @richcampoverde 6 років тому +3

      Welcome to the furze enjoy his insane genius

    • @yungchum9581
      @yungchum9581 6 років тому +1

      Sufyan Jaunbocus ohoho boy you’ve seen nothing.

  • @MXALOVE
    @MXALOVE 6 років тому +492

    Mailman: *Slides in a milliondollar check*
    Shredder: *Shreds check*
    Colin: 🗿

    • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
      @Kamal_AL-Hinai 5 років тому

      Colin: S M H 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Nash-
      @Nash- 5 років тому +1

      @@Kamal_AL-Hinai SMH my head

    • @Nash-
      @Nash- 5 років тому +1

      @@Kamal_AL-Hinai OMG my god

    • @Nash-
      @Nash- 5 років тому +3

      @@Kamal_AL-Hinai lol out loud

    • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
      @Kamal_AL-Hinai 5 років тому +4

      Nashoryno ! WTF the fuck?

  • @NewMeZ18
    @NewMeZ18 4 роки тому +31

    6:16 when the vending machine doesn't take your 1$ bill

  • @idifferfromyou2008
    @idifferfromyou2008 6 років тому +85

    Glad you tucked that tie in, Colin 👍

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 5 років тому +2

      idifferfromyou2008 but it’s the safety tie!!!

  • @zooinaroom6744
    @zooinaroom6744 6 років тому +236

    can you please make a pencil sharpener but with a chainsaw motor

  • @F6HemiCharger
    @F6HemiCharger 5 років тому +162

    Can we go kill some time?
    Colin: stuffs clock into shredder.

    • @vowoxel
      @vowoxel 4 роки тому +3

      ...but the clock took the longest to shred.
      Are you saying... that killing time is really TIME CONSUMING?
      He might as well have EATEN the clock.

  • @mike_oxlong4387
    @mike_oxlong4387 4 роки тому +47

    Imagine when his friend puts a check for 200 pounds through the letterbox without knowing

    • @rcblitzfpv8346
      @rcblitzfpv8346 4 роки тому +4

      an mlg slug productions doesn't really ,matter cause a check doesn't have a value till taken into their bank

  • @dcallan812
    @dcallan812 6 років тому +562

    you need to add a blower to send all the cr@p back outside to the person delivering it.

    • @AmogUwUs
      @AmogUwUs 6 років тому +17

      just say crap

    • @dcallan812
      @dcallan812 6 років тому +3

      @@AmogUwUs Like the things farmer have, that I like to call Sh!t Flickers.🤢👍

    • @auralius768
      @auralius768 6 років тому +1

      what?

    • @barneymatingcall7400
      @barneymatingcall7400 5 років тому +2

      Brilliant!

    • @JAD969
      @JAD969 5 років тому +1

      CrAp

  • @planetzkid3193
    @planetzkid3193 5 років тому +314

    Son: Did you see my IPad I had delivered?
    Dad:
    ɪ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀ

    • @Fb6.Nan0
      @Fb6.Nan0 4 роки тому +1

      purple WE ENGAGE SECND MOTA

  • @jonnywaselectric
    @jonnywaselectric 6 років тому +256

    I think I saw your postman Colin, he is missing one hand and 4 fingers on the other

    • @sulsty1628
      @sulsty1628 6 років тому +8

      how is he delivering mail with 1 finger

    • @piotr88e
      @piotr88e 6 років тому +4

      @@sulsty1628 r/whooosh

    • @sulsty1628
      @sulsty1628 6 років тому +2

      @@piotr88e XD
      r/whoosh i understood the fuckin joke XD

    • @biglad112
      @biglad112 5 років тому

      @@sulsty1628 it's r/woooosh wItH fOuR o'S

    • @shreyasbhatt7112
      @shreyasbhatt7112 5 років тому

      @@piotr88e Fuck off

  • @hugos69
    @hugos69 5 років тому +38

    No one:
    Me: This is the real life MumboJumbo...

  • @2036scott
    @2036scott 6 років тому +143

    You still not got that fan mail I sent?

    • @jasonmurawski5877
      @jasonmurawski5877 6 років тому +13

      Carl Scott it got shredded

    • @NoName-wl5uo
      @NoName-wl5uo 6 років тому +2

      Is this a joke or are you serious

    • @kachigga586
      @kachigga586 6 років тому +3

      @@jasonmurawski5877 tHaTs ThE jOkE

    • @ahmadhamidi8472
      @ahmadhamidi8472 6 років тому

      @@kachigga586 thAt's also the jOkE

    • @kachigga586
      @kachigga586 6 років тому

      @@ahmadhamidi8472 tHaTs WhY i SpElT iT liKe ThIs

  • @linguinix6729
    @linguinix6729 6 років тому +125

    BREAKING NEWS:
    POSTMAN HAND GOT SHRED!
    A poor Postman brought out the Newspapers today. When he arrived at a weird looking house door he put the newspaper in but got stuck... Now he's popular as the the one handed postman.
    The fun thing here is: He still got his Hand back... Much smaller and compact.
    My story telling is terrible jesus

    • @solmidogaming
      @solmidogaming 6 років тому +7

      dont tell me the postman is Deadpool

    • @only-jr
      @only-jr 6 років тому +4

      More like "got his hand back all over his feet"

  • @Teh_Yeet
    @Teh_Yeet 6 років тому +234

    I hate when they give me a clock instead of the coffee i ordered.

    • @mojar2680
      @mojar2680 6 років тому +16

      And its never on time!

    • @icantbelieveyouvedonethis3057
      @icantbelieveyouvedonethis3057 6 років тому

      :)

    • @peterandrew6755
      @peterandrew6755 6 років тому +3

      Have a good time to shred it! xD

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 6 років тому

      Did you notice the Subliminal Advertisement? "Orange" Phone, a "Clock" and a Machine, that does most of the "Work". This Guy is trying to sell us an Orange Clock, for our Workplace, because, he is an Orange Clock Salesman, but, only on Satorangeday.

    • @animalsaver6717
      @animalsaver6717 Рік тому

      Oh yah me to

  • @dominusglitch
    @dominusglitch 5 років тому +77

    Mail: “You’ve won the lottery! Here’s the money”
    Money: 10M
    Mailman: Yeah it’s junk

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 4 роки тому +3

      Shitty joke

    • @Bubu_Man
      @Bubu_Man 4 роки тому +3

      DominusGlitch this is bad comedy!

    • @FlawnedOfficial
      @FlawnedOfficial 4 роки тому +1

      Mostly of you win money its goed to your bank account

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 4 роки тому +1

      @@FlawnedOfficial True dat

    • @leonhunt1598
      @leonhunt1598 4 роки тому

      69 likes

  • @rotarpowered6665
    @rotarpowered6665 6 років тому +60

    Watch that tie Colin, watch that tie!

  • @advanceringnewholder
    @advanceringnewholder 6 років тому +99

    It is rare when i see colin make something usefull

  • @smartereveryday
    @smartereveryday 6 років тому +60

    You wonderful wonderful man.

    • @John4Dragon
      @John4Dragon 5 років тому

      SmarterEveryDay first

    • @darthhaider4187
      @darthhaider4187 5 років тому +1

      @@John4Dragon wierd to write "first" with such a delay but OK 😅

    • @Abishekep
      @Abishekep 5 років тому +1

      Do a Collab destin. Colin is underrated.

    • @aerosy8172
      @aerosy8172 5 років тому +1

      Hey smartereveryday

  • @TechGlitchTTV
    @TechGlitchTTV 3 роки тому +6

    colin. i would love to see the shredder put onto the plue bin instead so you can instantly shread plastics and paper. but with the choice of being able to detach it when it comes to bin day

  • @2011ChrisA
    @2011ChrisA 6 років тому +33

    Could you make the Jonny English super speed wheelchair?

  • @louistucker3793
    @louistucker3793 6 років тому +82

    Shreds everything , including the mailman’s fingers

    • @m3tr0idgrl
      @m3tr0idgrl 5 років тому +1

      As a former mail carrier, that's really terrifying 👀 I would just drop the mail at the door instead of in the box

    • @nanorfewerinlength4920
      @nanorfewerinlength4920 5 років тому +1

      At this point it is pretty much an ssi shredder, capable of shredding the mailman.

    • @johnnyclean8233
      @johnnyclean8233 5 років тому +1

      Ha ha I guess think more likely his entire arm. 😂👍

    • @memememegaming
      @memememegaming 5 років тому

      shreds the earth

    • @reizinhodojogo3956
      @reizinhodojogo3956 2 роки тому

      @@johnnyclean8233 no, it would get stopped cause mailboxes arent with infinite surface area to put mails inside

  • @aecrim1969
    @aecrim1969 5 років тому +198

    Colin wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror: "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" Then makes coffee.

    • @siddhantsingh8188
      @siddhantsingh8188 5 років тому +13

      ...using a flamethrower and then toast using a catapult

    • @pilsmer
      @pilsmer 5 років тому +6

      Coffee, or did you say clock

    • @eddyoddrod
      @eddyoddrod 5 років тому +7

      No...tea.

    • @zaz09loh09po
      @zaz09loh09po 5 років тому +1

      HMMMMM DO YOU MEAN TEA (not trying to be racist/offend anyone)

    • @findob
      @findob 5 років тому

      eddyoddrod with milk in first

  • @davidsmith6661
    @davidsmith6661 5 років тому +1

    Love this idea. Here, we collect all the junk mail - everything without an address and/or name on it and then, when we have a decent pile, we go to the local post office and push it all back into their post box again. I usually get a glare from the post-mistress, but it lands in the post box with a very satisfying sound.

  • @SaftoRangen
    @SaftoRangen 6 років тому +10

    I've been fascinated by shredders since I was a child, so naturally, this is my favourite Furze video of 2018. Thanks Colin.

  • @BobMcCoy
    @BobMcCoy 6 років тому +62

    *But what if the mailman sticks his hand too far in?!*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 років тому +1

      This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest UA-camr EVER? Good night dear mccoy

    • @Thomasbelmer04
      @Thomasbelmer04 6 років тому +2

      Crunch

    • @mindstormfan
      @mindstormfan 6 років тому +12

      @@AxxLAfriku ???? Is this self promotion or?

    • @mattfreg2771
      @mattfreg2771 6 років тому +8

      @@AxxLAfriku this is super confusing to me:who asked you?

    • @hiddeland8244
      @hiddeland8244 6 років тому +2

      then it’s a mailman with only one hand

  • @beanieisdumb800
    @beanieisdumb800 6 років тому +65

    Hey Colin we’re behind on our electricity bill, we need to start sav-
    SHREAD IT

  • @furisyt
    @furisyt 4 роки тому +13

    Dad: where’s the bill?!
    *turns out it was shredded*

  • @HorrorPrincess
    @HorrorPrincess 5 років тому +173

    Dad: What did you do today?
    Me: Oh you know, just watched an insane British guy stuff a clock through a shredder!

    • @nousername8162
      @nousername8162 3 роки тому +2

      If he was insane he would be dead. This man is as mortal as electroboom and has the mindset of Michael reeves when he isn’t on crack.

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 3 роки тому

      Oh you know, just watched an insane British guy stuff a clock through a *DIY custom built except for the twin motors* shredder!
      For some reason the "built every part himself" bit gets me even more

  • @Warden64
    @Warden64 6 років тому +64

    Okay, you're a total genius! :0

  • @jamesbruton
    @jamesbruton 6 років тому +66

    You should have put a GoPro through it

    • @skatingskelly
      @skatingskelly 6 років тому +4

      didn't expect to see you here i've been watching your videos since the hulkbuster

    • @jamesbruton
      @jamesbruton 6 років тому +7

      @@skatingskelly I'm always here

    • @skatingskelly
      @skatingskelly 6 років тому +1

      @@jamesbruton i can't help imagining you are a ghost from that reply

    • @harrywhiterow2782
      @harrywhiterow2782 6 років тому +10

      what about a nokia 3310, i think this will be a worthy battle

    • @skatingskelly
      @skatingskelly 6 років тому

      @@harrywhiterow2782 true

  • @Wizzky1
    @Wizzky1 4 роки тому +1

    No more junkmail, and more shredded fingers 👍

  • @swissphillyd
    @swissphillyd 6 років тому +243

    Your African accent was probably the most accurate I have ever heard.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  6 років тому +32

      what part of Africa have I achieved

    • @g.devil_a.f3748
      @g.devil_a.f3748 6 років тому +7

      It's England accent

    • @swissphillyd
      @swissphillyd 6 років тому +5

      @@colinfurze I think it was somewhere from the Northern Southern region

    • @elmikeomysterio5496
      @elmikeomysterio5496 6 років тому +2

      Northern South Africa accent ftw

    • @3rror365
      @3rror365 6 років тому +2

      I can tell you right now that is not a southern accent, no one here sounds like that.

  • @xback40verland38
    @xback40verland38 6 років тому +83

    Amazing energy, great build, dash of comedy...top notch my friend!

  • @alundor6960
    @alundor6960 5 років тому +208

    *no more junk*
    shreds a sheet of paper and makes 10x more junk

    • @GG-nf1kk
      @GG-nf1kk 4 роки тому

      He doesn't makes more junk, he's just making the junk smaller so theres more air between the single pieces so he would have to create mass :)

    • @pendencylol
      @pendencylol 4 роки тому

      G G r/wooosh

    • @Ventrishero
      @Ventrishero 4 роки тому +1

      C-O-D-E R-E-D 7:58

    • @r3xSean
      @r3xSean 4 роки тому

      @@pendencylol thats not a woooosh, and this is not reddit please stop

    • @pendencylol
      @pendencylol 4 роки тому

      r3xSean r/wooosh

  • @vankammenc
    @vankammenc 4 роки тому +4

    Awesomeness, Colin! You're a SAVAGE!
    So entertaining, thanks!

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk 5 років тому +202

    2011: blenders.
    2013: microwaves
    2017: hydraulic presses
    2019: shredders.
    it's like the chinese zodiac, but with machines.

  • @Trolligarch
    @Trolligarch 6 років тому +53

    5:17 Something tells me this is not a good idea.

    • @darshankumar2717
      @darshankumar2717 6 років тому +2

      Something tells me that you have no idea what Colin is.

    • @rhondahixson4047
      @rhondahixson4047 6 років тому +1

      darshan kumar who*

    • @NekoSutra
      @NekoSutra 6 років тому

      @@rhondahixson4047 I'm sure he meant what hahaha Colin is a what not a who XD

    • @nos3608
      @nos3608 6 років тому +1

      Fuck.. u got here a month before me

  • @andrewj503
    @andrewj503 6 років тому +37

    Just mount a shredder to the top of you recycling bin. It would need to be removable.

    • @crisrose9707
      @crisrose9707 6 років тому

      or mount it in the kitchen so you shred the rubbish into an inside bin them just empty the shreddings into the recycling bin.

    • @reizinhodojogo3956
      @reizinhodojogo3956 2 роки тому

      @@crisrose9707 what if someone accidentally puts the plastic pot in the sink and the spoon in the trash?

    • @crisrose9707
      @crisrose9707 2 роки тому

      @@reizinhodojogo3956 spoon is recyclable :D

  • @YoshMinster
    @YoshMinster 4 роки тому +7

    "IT DOESN'T DO WOOD" -The Doctor

  • @theprimegamer7086
    @theprimegamer7086 6 років тому +18

    When you eventually make a mk 3, just put it over the bin, that's where all the junk is gonna end up anyway

  • @lcoopcooperl
    @lcoopcooperl 6 років тому +72

    Weirdly enough, these videos make me hopeful for the future. No idea why.

    • @umm--__--
      @umm--__-- 6 років тому

      Coop Cooper Average Joe + Accomplishment = Hope

    • @unknownuser4692
      @unknownuser4692 6 років тому +2

      Make Furze the next Doctor Who

  • @RyanBarnes
    @RyanBarnes 5 років тому +48

    Would have been great to see a blower shoot the shredded bits out the bottom!
    Also, version three takes the shred, and shreds it smaller and smaller until it's just dust.

    • @ninjafruitchilled
      @ninjafruitchilled 4 роки тому

      Yes, build not just a shredder, but an "atomizer".

  • @fleurhattersley3590
    @fleurhattersley3590 4 роки тому +4

    Colin:oh yes new phone coming today I’m going to use it straight away
    Shredder: NO NO your not

  • @dashingmlg601
    @dashingmlg601 5 років тому +278

    You should build the shredder into the bin

  • @toxair8686
    @toxair8686 6 років тому +29

    **UA-cam sends exclusive play button**

  • @auces7084
    @auces7084 5 років тому +49

    Little kid:**sticks hand in to see through the letterbox**
    Colin: *YOU MUST REGRET YOUR DESISIONS*

    • @harrisonsaunders4117
      @harrisonsaunders4117 4 роки тому

      i think you forgot to put a space between the colon and the *

    • @harrisonsaunders4117
      @harrisonsaunders4117 4 роки тому

      Auces ok sorry i will put the in between colon and i think you spelt it like collin

    • @Tommyboi489
      @Tommyboi489 4 роки тому +1

      I was about to comment about putting a movement sensor in it lol

    • @kharismax3414
      @kharismax3414 3 роки тому +1

      free smoothie!

  • @joelmiller9898
    @joelmiller9898 4 роки тому +6

    Postman goes home:
    Wife: “ Pat something seems different about you. Did you get a hair cut?”
    Pat: “Oh no Collin had some post and I put in in his letterbox..... and when I brought my hand out I didn’t have any fingers.”
    Wife: “How did that happen?”
    Pat: “I’m not sure, he must have got a new dog.... feisty little thing.”

    • @cassandrabirdsall5345
      @cassandrabirdsall5345 3 роки тому

      I like how the postman is so calm about this like
      Hmmm. Welp that's another finger gone time to go home and tell the misses

    • @yeh.80
      @yeh.80 3 роки тому

      olo

  • @WhoWantsToKnow81
    @WhoWantsToKnow81 5 років тому +482

    When your shredder ate the clock
    It must've been time consuming

    • @WhoWantsToKnow81
      @WhoWantsToKnow81 5 років тому +3

      @Kieran Reed *ba dum tss*

    • @mrkfc8799
      @mrkfc8799 5 років тому +1

      @@x_x5009 oofie

    • @Gay_Jesus
      @Gay_Jesus 5 років тому +4

      if you're going steal a joke atleast put sone originality on it

    • @polskiobywatel553
      @polskiobywatel553 5 років тому

      u r gay

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 5 років тому +2

      I rather thought it was a waste of time. Or it ate the day up. I guess there was no saving face? Warning to all clocks: Keep hands away from the door-shredder. That's some plot-second footage. - - - I'm out.

  • @finleybyard5963
    @finleybyard5963 6 років тому +59

    If we’ve learnt one thing from this video, it’s don’t stick your wood in a shredder.

    • @mmmhorsesteaks
      @mmmhorsesteaks 6 років тому +6

      And make sure your shaft is wider then 19mm!

    • @TheMeta6
      @TheMeta6 6 років тому +6

      Don't stick your wood in your shredder..... it'll break your shaft!

    • @byebye9785
      @byebye9785 6 років тому +2

      Funkdoctor ha, that's a good shredder, Colin would probably fit that to his garage door and tell the postman it's a loading bay...

  • @jez3my441
    @jez3my441 6 років тому +71

    When you get your taxes and you forgot to disable the shredder letterbox.

  • @markhall7646
    @markhall7646 4 роки тому +1

    For some weird reason I can see how you derive great satisfaction from this...

  • @jasonwhite2520
    @jasonwhite2520 6 років тому +112

    *gets youtube content creator check in mail*

    • @Lurod_
      @Lurod_ 6 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @simongoode9118
      @simongoode9118 6 років тому

      That is why there is a switch with a sign that says to only turn it on when it is JUNK. A check (of any type) is definitely NOT junk.

    • @Jxcksonn
      @Jxcksonn 6 років тому +12

      @@simongoode9118 r/wooosh

    • @ayxayo3166
      @ayxayo3166 6 років тому +5

      Not check it’s spelled as *CHEQUE*

  • @benmitchell2642
    @benmitchell2642 6 років тому +29

    Should have tried an old phone book. I don't think it would shred it

  • @viiyy2077
    @viiyy2077 5 років тому +18

    how do his relationships go?
    wife: collin dear, our blender stopped working
    collin: say no more fam
    *ten seconds later comes back with a homemade blender bigger than the house*

  • @raymondhoule6108
    @raymondhoule6108 2 роки тому +2

    Great build!!! I could use this machine to help with recycling and even for making mulch for the farm...I wouldn't mount it in the letter slot as I wouldn't want to see my mail carrier's arm shredded in my house but An amazing tool to have around the farm for sure!!!

  • @juanyeap
    @juanyeap 6 років тому +18

    Make a letterbox shredder that shreds other letterbox shredders. :D

  • @gamebug1152
    @gamebug1152 6 років тому +263

    please put theresa may through it

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  6 років тому +89

      but she's such a good dancer........

    • @gamebug1152
      @gamebug1152 6 років тому +3

      @@colinfurze lmao

    • @AJ-ku7nm
      @AJ-ku7nm 6 років тому +8

      Put her Brexit deal in there while your at it.

    • @hamza-oh4gf
      @hamza-oh4gf 6 років тому +1

      I don't understand that why isnt it only England that leaves?

    • @autismisuncontrollable4925
      @autismisuncontrollable4925 6 років тому +5

      I don't know if it would kill a vampire

  • @jesse-dg8yx
    @jesse-dg8yx 6 років тому +44

    Can you put meat and bones through it? Like food...

    • @GumbootZone
      @GumbootZone 6 років тому +4

      A bigger one you can. Here's one for dead animals: ua-cam.com/video/wrfAb0Ht_k0/v-deo.html

    • @Rotsteinblock
      @Rotsteinblock 6 років тому +4

      @@GumbootZone Jesus, what did I just watch?

    • @printergobrrr9040
      @printergobrrr9040 6 років тому +4

      @@GumbootZone i should have never clicked that link

    • @MrJamesBig1
      @MrJamesBig1 6 років тому

      @@GumbootZone Crunchy!

    • @keanueraine
      @keanueraine 6 років тому +1

      Need demonstration, please feed neighbors cat that shits in your garden through it.

  • @Dylank001
    @Dylank001 4 роки тому +28

    6:09
    Hold up, that says 2020. But this was posted nearly 2 years ago

    • @nickl.3386
      @nickl.3386 4 роки тому +4

      Dylank001 The fuck

    • @nepolyie
      @nepolyie 4 роки тому +4

      time traveller you know

    • @artillerycannon645
      @artillerycannon645 4 роки тому +1

      Guess he was trying to tell us about the Corona based of the time

    • @kadenkilker6201
      @kadenkilker6201 4 роки тому +1

      November 25, 2020

    • @umeshsonkar4177
      @umeshsonkar4177 4 роки тому

      Ah he just forgot to set up correct time on the camera

  • @RAPTORRAY
    @RAPTORRAY 6 років тому +9

    2:25 HIS REACTION THO

  • @jamesdarkdevil3532
    @jamesdarkdevil3532 6 років тому +15

    dude I have to say your my favorite mad scientist

    • @brickcounter4923
      @brickcounter4923 6 років тому

      @crookback 😂😂 Chill and also @james darkdevil he isnt a scientist he's a retired plumber

  • @andrewhoward7200
    @andrewhoward7200 5 років тому +6

    A Furze Creation: 40% Inspiration...40% Perspiration...20% The narrow line between this n that.

  • @dynatic4384
    @dynatic4384 4 роки тому +1

    5:38 - Clansey from Resident Evil 7 DLC aprooves. You've got yourself a new compactor.

  • @mlgpenguinboy9271
    @mlgpenguinboy9271 5 років тому +4

    2:25
    Colin: what else are we gonna d-
    *sigh sombody is at the door
    I love how you use the furze bell

  • @captaincymbal814
    @captaincymbal814 6 років тому +15

    What would happen if your hand got caught in it. Can you feed a lamb joint through it as a test?

  • @justharry3118
    @justharry3118 6 років тому +35

    You can tell that someone else has been editing his videos now.

  • @Luck-ier
    @Luck-ier 4 роки тому +27

    Nightmare situation: Colin’s tie gets stuck in the machine while putting junk in

  • @redclay4099
    @redclay4099 6 років тому +10

    Colin please finish the scooter pimp series! I want to see you ride that thing around in a mall disguised as an old man

  • @ethancooke9909
    @ethancooke9909 6 років тому +44

    -Hey jimmy, the last thing your grandfather did before he died was write you a letter, no one has read it and he said something very important is inside, I mailed it to you have you got it yet
    -Uhhhhhhhhhh

    • @ophigreen2096
      @ophigreen2096 6 років тому +9

      -Hey Jimmy, the last thing your grandfather did before he died was write you a letter, no one has read it and he said something very important is inside, he delivered it to you himself, have you got it yet
      ?
      -Double Uhhhhhhhhhh

    • @AliceAttentionWhore
      @AliceAttentionWhore 5 років тому +1

      Well, don't deliver important stuff by mail.

  • @_ethan_._white_
    @_ethan_._white_ 6 років тому +14

    1am in Australia and have last exams tomorrow nah colinfuze is more important

  • @tredI9100
    @tredI9100 4 роки тому +4

    2:09
    I think I've had to-
    EEEEEUUUUUUUU

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 6 років тому +180

    Can it shred Tseries though?

  • @nickydean3055
    @nickydean3055 6 років тому +40

    Hey Colin my teacher told me to write a biography so I picked up your book and it is amazing at home work

  • @ksaffciopro1706
    @ksaffciopro1706 6 років тому +30

    Imagine delivery guy's hand accidentaly crush in this ...

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus 4 роки тому

    There is something incredibly satisfying about watching those machines shred stuff

  • @donaldbrorson4583
    @donaldbrorson4583 6 років тому +14

    Furze should just make a giant shredder that can be placed like a cap on a rubbish bin to grind trash and let it all fall into the bin

    • @alaskanbas6507
      @alaskanbas6507 6 років тому +2

      I agree. It would be rather big and heavy though. Maybe it should be on a frame and you can roll the rubbish bin underneath it.

  • @dank4661
    @dank4661 5 років тому +10

    Colin nearly shreds his foot and shoe - 2019

  • @wazzahd7510
    @wazzahd7510 5 років тому +8

    You have way to much fun with your job😂😂😂🔥🔥id love it

  • @kristianalexander4393
    @kristianalexander4393 3 роки тому +1

    That’s fricking awesome!