3:36 you missed the best part. The reason that russian military equipment doesn't need to be declared in taxes is because, and that's the actual quote by the Ukrainian government: "it's so cheap that it falls under 10 minimal wages, and, thus, can't be taxed"
yeah it sounds like "haha they so cheap" but name me a country that managed to produce Tanks capable of service that cheap, it is a accomplishment for the military that values this statistic
Russia: „You can totally invade countries if they belonged to you!“ Germany (increasing its military budget by a 100 billion) : „Why is everyone looking at me..?“
@@pans7761 I’m well aware of that, but “Always” implies it never was a sovereign county, which is obviously not true. That would be the same as Great Britain deciding that the USA need to become British colonies again.
The crazy part is that it is the revised number. They tried to claim a lot more that they didn’t control, but when the number was revised down it was still 26.35%. For context, the second largest is the Mongol Empire, with 17.81% and the third is the Russian Empire with 16.92%. Imagine showing that to Rome in 40AD, they’d have switched the capital to Londinium 💀
Americans: "I ain't paying 7 dollars per gallon!" Europeans: "Wait... *Does quick Dollar-to-euros and gallons to liters conversion* You guys only pay 7 dollars per gallon?"
Btw the one at 9:02 isn't correct, with 14 years in Germany your only partially able to give consent. It's only at 18/21 depending on the state you live in, that your fully able to give consent.
I think (I’m not entirely sure) but in South Africa 🇿🇦, I was taught that the age of consent is 12 yrs for anyone who has a maximum of 2 yrs difference between them and you. Or something like that
@@natureangel4337 Above 14, it depends on relationship dynamics (asymmetry in age or power) as well as whether or not a legal guardian alerts the authorities. Some things are not prosecuted unless an involved party (including guardians) objects. Under 14, the authorities can get involved regardless, if I'm not mistaken. In essence, the ability to consent is "phased in" between 14 and 18 by expanding the pool of allowed partners and restricting the pool of people who can intervene in multiple stages.
6:46 Fun fact: Normally, you are only allowed to fly the Danish, Faroese and Greenlandic flags in Denmark, but due to recent events, parliament decided to temporarily suspend that rule for the Ukrainian flag.
@@howardbaxter2514 sure. they'd change the oldest flag on earth to ukraines style flag just because theres war between russia and ukraine. seems reasonable.
To be fair, we only really want your food, your sexy coastlines and any tea you happen to have on hand, in return you get a better flag, a wider trading network and the option to blame all your problems on us rather than realise your own inadequacies and the inevitable limitations of mankind's ability to cooperate. I'd say it's a pretty decent compared to the offers of most invading armies; I mean it's basically the EU just with a little more struggle in the cuddle.
@@skylanderlego4163 The important part is *trading* - like any good drug dealer we didn't use what we sold on to others; why do you think so many European and American nations basically snort cinnamon despite not every owning any territory in the Indian sub-continent/Sri Lanka where Cinnamon comes from? From 1796 we basically had a monopoly on that trading and were the guy they met in sketchy alleyways to get their powder.
Well, they may try, but there's a little problem... 1030000 problems 🌚 But seriously, I don't support that idea and think it should be done the other way.
Mongolia was being used as the joke because it directly targeted Putin with his own doctrine. It's not as funny when the joke is about British or Roman or Native reconquests.
France : Just like old times. I'll go like Napoleonic War. Germany ? Wanna come with us ? Wanna Germany : You bet, lets go crush russians asses. 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪
6:00 Not to forget Canadian farmers from 1812-1815, and the many Canadian farmers who joined the military in the world wars. Canada has a lot of farmers. Why do you think we have the historical military reputation that we have? Farmers are built tough. Heck, my grandfather on my dad’s side owned one of the largest ranches in Saskatchewan, survived WW2, barely talked about it, raised six kids, then years after he died, my relatives found a medal awarding him for his service on Juno Beach. Probably the reason why he didn’t talk about the war, though. He was there on D-Day.
Off in the distance you hear: “You’re in the snipers sight the first kill tonight Time to die You’re in the bullets way The White Death’s prey Say goodbye!” Right before you get oofed out of existence.
@@izabellakaliszka4804 Germany didn't even 4each mo's ow and also St Petersburg was the capital back then in the Napoleonic wars so France doesn't count
@@izabellakaliszka4804 If you were educated, you would know that France never seized the capital of the Russian Empire because Moscow was not the capital, and Poland only succeeded when it put the Polish tsar in jail.
Putin: “You’re slowed to invade countries that used to be yours.” *Italy, Greece, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia all starring at eachother* North Africa: So how far am I bending over again?
"If it was part of your country, you can take it back" Netherlands: 👀 Belgium, Luxembourg, the states of New York, Delaware and New Jersey, Suriname, Ghana, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, Indonesia, several cities in India and Malaysia, and Bengal: *hold up*
@rip_nabDEMONS Israel scratches their head, unsure whether to disagree with the statement because they don't want to be Arabic or Turkish, or agree with it because their claim to their land comes from ancient Israelites that lived in the area
Hey so actually I gotta put it out there that there are people out there who are trying to screenshot and save Ukraine's online history. It's really cool, and I think you making videos on it would be a great addition.
Putin: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours Uk,Spain, France, The First Bulgarian Empire, Mongolia, Rome Empire, Ottoman Empire: Allow us to introduce ourselves
yes introduce yourselve UK: we still has the biggest navy, Spain: yes we still the biggest empire France: we will again enslave millions, wait a sec. Bulgarian: what? where? Mongolia: Horseman can beat tank in civ5 Rome: who inherited the eagle flag? Italian: dont look at us! Ottoman: mr arab, can you please kneel down to me again? as if all these still has the capacity to reconquer what they lost? how stupid this joke is, just say let introduce mexico and native american
As much as I enjoy making fun of Putin and Russia (which I really like), your videos about mêmes really shows how the Americans are taking things a bit lightly. As a European, I don't really think the economical sanctions will do much here and the perspective of nuclear war isn't that funny here. Though watching those memes help us taking some steam off ^^
I agree. I don’t really get offended by anything, but as someone with family in Russia who is really really struggling right now, it’s devastating. Seeing a meme about some guy swimming in money “when a Russian finds a euro on the ground” was kind of fucked up.
@@duffal0 True, I really hate that Putin guy but I think noone here in Europe is confusing the Russian people with its leader and we know that at the end of the day, we're all Europeans. It also saddens me to see the regular people of Russia suffer :(
@@ernestogastelum9123 If I may say, Siberia is not Russia in many aspects culturally and historically, Russia is European. The center of gravity of Russia is at the West, which is to say Eastern Europe.
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 we used to have Normandy. Correct? And to my knowledge you have never held any lands on the Isle. How about the 100 years war 2? That’ll be a good time, and let us train to conquer other peoples.
Putin: You’re allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours UK: *It’s time.* The Vikings: No, it isn’t
3 місяці тому+1
Hmmm someone might wanna remind Russia of these events: Polish-Muscovite War (1609-1618), Poland gained Severia and Smolensk. Ingrian War (1610-1617), a Swedish invasion which captured Novgorod and Pskov. And finally.... Mongol invasion of Kievan Rus' (1237-1242), a series of invasions that resulted in the Rus' states becoming vassals of the Golden Horde. So when does Russia plan on handing that territory over, it was owned by those guys at some point.
@@victorivanov6603 Russia also has a song about retaliatory humiliation in 1943, when the Finnish army was turned into garbage by the new isu-152 tanks
It doesn't, but there are layers. If one of them is 14 or 15 and the partner is over the age of 21, the legal guardians can bring forth a charge. The court than has to determine if the teenagers mentally developed enough or if the older person was abusing them. In addition to that For ages 16 and 17 it's illegal if there is some sort of powerstructure involved, so teachers, employers, etc. In addition money can't be involved.
@@AtomTomZeitalter I know it's a bit more complex but what I wrote is what it breaks down to in most cases. I just really didn't feel like typing out an essay that no one would want to read anyway.
@@patrickstar5136 When I was in school they taught it like this, 14 years is the age were a kid is allowed to have sex with other kids within one year of their own age (that are over 14). With 16 they can legally sleep with people 3 years older and 18 no age restrictions apply.
6:02 Huh… at this point, I don’t get why governments don’t just send farmers to fight wars for them. After all, they will finish the job more efficiently than soldiers.
When I was in school they taught it like this, 14 years is the age were a kid is allowed to have sex with other kids within one year of their own age (that are over 14). With 16 they can legally sleep with people 3 years older and 18 no age restrictions apply.
My Brother said that WW1 started by a German prince dieing to a Austrian Hungry assassin and than Germany declared war on Austria Hungary because of. I am dieing in side.
Russia: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours. Germany: Ok, we gonna take Königsberg. Russia: wait... then Preußens Gloria starts playing
I think (I’m not entirely sure) but in South Africa 🇿🇦, I was taught that the age of consent is 12 yrs for anyone who has a maximum of 2 yrs difference between them and you. Or something like that
I have an older Finnish friend I've met from a game, yeah weird im American lol. He's told me about the situation a bit in Finland. America and British troops are now stationed in Finland, Finland has armed civilians who want to fight against Russia so the first meme is absolutely true
2:13 Facts because the tragedy isn't over so you don't know what you're gonna put into the movie until the tragedy ends. Tragedy= War in Ukraine right now
People seeing Drew wearing white which represents purity and wholesomeness: Oh, what a nice boy! Us, who have watched Drew's videos for a long, long time: Nay! It hides a heart of utter, utter, utter darkness. BEWARE!
@@gerarduspoppel2831 Who won? Finland?) Are you serious? Well if you call it a victory that they lost ground in 39 after their success, and then they were defeated in 43 and they lost ground again and changed sides = won, then yes, they are great winners lol
3:36 you missed the best part. The reason that russian military equipment doesn't need to be declared in taxes is because, and that's the actual quote by the Ukrainian government: "it's so cheap that it falls under 10 minimal wages, and, thus, can't be taxed"
large uuuuuuuuuuf size
Russia L? very common
@Kaidaxolotl agreed HAHAHA
@@Ostralucia thre sure are some roasted russians in the tanks
yeah it sounds like "haha they so cheap" but name me a country that managed to produce Tanks capable of service that cheap, it is a accomplishment for the military that values this statistic
Russia: „You can totally invade countries if they belonged to you!“
Germany (increasing its military budget by a 100 billion) : „Why is everyone looking at me..?“
Europe would look at Germany
Rest of the world would look at Britain
@Al Arabiya Obviously not
@Al Arabiya A part of, or apart of?
@@lordinquisitor6651 dude look at history in the last few centuries
@@pans7761 I’m well aware of that, but “Always” implies it never was a sovereign county, which is obviously not true. That would be the same as Great Britain deciding that the USA need to become British colonies again.
"You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Mongolia: now this looks like a job for me
👁👄👁
I mean have you seen their navy?
The world isn't ready bro, we might as well surrender now.
Gonna be real interesting when Mongolia take Russia again
Russia destroyed by steppe nomad motorcycle raider bands
*Commonwealth sweats profusely*
Russia: “You’re allowed to Invade a country if it used to be yours.”
Roman Empire: “Assemble the Legions. Roma Invicta Est.”
Italy is weak as hell.. lol
Akhand Bharat: "Ametures"!
Italy teamed with Greece about to fight a boss battle against Turkey and Saudi Arabia
@@carteradams43 Caliphate Empire**
Laugth in French Empire/Franck Empire.
Russia: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Britain and Mongolia: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*
Meanwhile Poland: rightfully claims parts of Russia 50 km away from Moscow as well as Ukraine, Belarus, Latvia, Estonia and unites with Lithuania
Germany:
lol yeah
"You are allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Italians on their way to rebuild the roman empire
Ottomans on their way to cripple europe
@@SUPABROS mongolia taking half of the dam continent
Spain also
@@dzakibull8864 Rome and Mongols approaching each other:
Dang... Why didn't I think of that.
Technically 15kg of feathers is heavier because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
No it's still guilt-free because the feathers detached from the bird naturally, and we also got them from birds that died of natural causes
@@bananalord6980 it’s a joke
@@evansmith2174that comment is also a joke
Dont start a chain, DON'T DO IT
@@hannabialek7243Don’t start a chain, DONT DO IT
Fun fact: Africa consists of 22% of all of earth land masses
So technically the British Empire was bigger in land mass than an entire continent.
Well, Australia was part of the British Empire and it's a continent ._.
The crazy part is that it is the revised number. They tried to claim a lot more that they didn’t control, but when the number was revised down it was still 26.35%. For context, the second largest is the Mongol Empire, with 17.81% and the third is the Russian Empire with 16.92%. Imagine showing that to Rome in 40AD, they’d have switched the capital to Londinium 💀
@@NoChopp I didn't though about that.........
Africa is the second largest continent, so the British empire was bigger than most continents.
Uh, almost half of Africa used to be British Empire
Putin: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours."
Charles XII of Sweden: *insert Undertaker rising from the coffin meme*
Mongolian empire:
@@Weirdgtag Swedish vikings who founded Russia:
@@tntfreddan3138 The British empire:
The Iranians:
Americans: "I ain't paying 7 dollars per gallon!"
Europeans: "Wait... *Does quick Dollar-to-euros and gallons to liters conversion* You guys only pay 7 dollars per gallon?"
Lol
And then we pretend that Russia is losing lmao
@@nebulis6509 Meanwhile Russian economy now:
@@filewr8515 something tells me the Russian economy is hotter than most rn
@nebulis6509 If they do win or almost win, then NATO would probably go full on war mode.
I really love the giant Sicily Flag in the background.
patriotism
Isle of man
@@power2ix605 No, its Sicily.
The flag of Isle of Man just looks similar.
@@starwarsfan9849 ah
Y E S
As a Sicilian I am honored to have my Nightmare Fuel flag behind you Drew
È quello che stavo pensando anch'io
Ciao un altro italiano!
same
mi sento onorata pure io
What of the Isle of Man?
Btw the one at 9:02 isn't correct, with 14 years in Germany your only partially able to give consent. It's only at 18/21 depending on the state you live in, that your fully able to give consent.
What does that even mean?
How can you give partial consent?
I think (I’m not entirely sure) but in South Africa 🇿🇦, I was taught that the age of consent is 12 yrs for anyone who has a maximum of 2 yrs difference between them and you. Or something like that
@@natureangel4337 It’s pretty complicated, but basically has many different exceptions of “exploitation” when the person is 21 or more years old.
@@natureangel4337 Above 14, it depends on relationship dynamics (asymmetry in age or power) as well as whether or not a legal guardian alerts the authorities. Some things are not prosecuted unless an involved party (including guardians) objects. Under 14, the authorities can get involved regardless, if I'm not mistaken.
In essence, the ability to consent is "phased in" between 14 and 18 by expanding the pool of allowed partners and restricting the pool of people who can intervene in multiple stages.
Well in France ,it was 15 before ,but they passed a law in 2021 and it's now 14 (Full consent)
1:23 that one didn't age quite so well...
"You're allowed to invade a county if it used to be yours"
*Sweden about to march into russia*
Oh naaaaahhhhhh
Putin: You're aloud to invade countries if they're historically yours
Poland and Mongolia: Very poor choice of words
even the principality of Kiev would mean Russia owes some land back to Ukraine
@@Coeurebene1 China / European countries :
France: My time has come.
@@Coeurebene1 Russia has an ancient custom to take Kyiv =)
Germany: Are you sure France
U.K: I will stay out of this
Germany: I will allow you to have what was taken by the French
Russia: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Belgium: "Interesting...."
Congo: "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
OH NO 😳 🇨🇩
Isn't Congo in a civil war tho
Because of the assassination of the 1st president by Belgians who cutte don't his jaw and burner him in acid
Netherlands: interesting
Belgium: I'm in danger
oooooooooooooooooooooh
6:46 Fun fact: Normally, you are only allowed to fly the Danish, Faroese and Greenlandic flags in Denmark, but due to recent events, parliament decided to temporarily suspend that rule for the Ukrainian flag.
Yes, it is literally on the central railway station near me.
Would be funny if they made their flag in the style of Ukraine for that.
@@howardbaxter2514 sure. they'd change the oldest flag on earth to ukraines style flag just because theres war between russia and ukraine. seems reasonable.
@@c-man162 it’s a joke. What does a Danish flag look like in the style of Ukraine? Hint, it looks like another Nordic flag.
So you cant fly the danish flag in denmark?
Hint : Never say "You can invade something that you used to use own" to UK. Worst mistake in my life
To be fair, we only really want your food, your sexy coastlines and any tea you happen to have on hand, in return you get a better flag, a wider trading network and the option to blame all your problems on us rather than realise your own inadequacies and the inevitable limitations of mankind's ability to cooperate. I'd say it's a pretty decent compared to the offers of most invading armies; I mean it's basically the EU just with a little more struggle in the cuddle.
@@Neion8 this made me laugh
@@ianhogben3472 Glad to hear mate! :)
@@Neion8 don't forget our trading for spices we won't use
@@skylanderlego4163 The important part is *trading* - like any good drug dealer we didn't use what we sold on to others; why do you think so many European and American nations basically snort cinnamon despite not every owning any territory in the Indian sub-continent/Sri Lanka where Cinnamon comes from? From 1796 we basically had a monopoly on that trading and were the guy they met in sketchy alleyways to get their powder.
Putin: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours."
Mongolia: "Is that so...?"
Well, they may try, but there's a little problem... 1030000 problems 🌚
But seriously, I don't support that idea and think it should be done the other way.
funny how people keep using mongolia as the joke, but native american should be more happy.
Mongolia was being used as the joke because it directly targeted Putin with his own doctrine. It's not as funny when the joke is about British or Roman or Native reconquests.
Russia: "You're allowed to invad-"
UK: *It's British time*
That is a bit exaggerated, he was referring to Donbas region since most of the population there is still mostly Russian
@@anghuyphamnguyen3096 Bạn ơi nếu bạn không hiểu về chính trị bạn nên nói về nó
@@anghuyphamnguyen3096 Well Britain still gets to technically invade Canada, Australia, New Zealand and maybe the USA then
France : Just like old times. I'll go like Napoleonic War. Germany ? Wanna come with us ? Wanna
Germany : You bet, lets go crush russians asses.
🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪
Russia Can Invade
They are Invading
UK is not that powerful so they can't
Drew always coming in clutch to make a video no matter how dark a time is
Drew alwys 💪
except for yesterday
Ay, man. My laptop screen was broken an hour ago and I can't access my work on it, but thank god it's sunday, tho
6:00 Not to forget Canadian farmers from 1812-1815, and the many Canadian farmers who joined the military in the world wars. Canada has a lot of farmers. Why do you think we have the historical military reputation that we have? Farmers are built tough. Heck, my grandfather on my dad’s side owned one of the largest ranches in Saskatchewan, survived WW2, barely talked about it, raised six kids, then years after he died, my relatives found a medal awarding him for his service on Juno Beach. Probably the reason why he didn’t talk about the war, though. He was there on D-Day.
Yeah like the farmers on crete when the german invaded greece
they also live in a frozen un hospitipal land scape those condisions creates a tough people's
Putin: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours.
Poland and Mongolia: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Bro your Profile Pic is cringe
@@MateUsz-xu6vz At least I have a profile pic.
Btw funny that you say Mongolia and Poland, i didnt knew that poland was known for his invasions. Its more known for being invaded.
@@MateUsz-xu6vz your*
@@justanugget6588 thxs
if you can invade a country if it used to be yours, poland can technically invade russia (in early 17th century poland was ruling on kreml)
6:09 Meanwhile Finnish farmer, Simo Häyhä with 505-542 confirmed kills in the winter war
Gamer moment
Off in the distance you hear:
“You’re in the snipers sight
the first kill tonight
Time to die
You’re in the bullets way
The White Death’s prey
Say goodbye!”
Right before you get oofed out of existence.
Putin: "We are allowed to invade Ukraine because it was once part of Russia."
Also Putin a second later seeing a polish flag on the ->Kreml
Technically it was a occupation for a few years and not an integrated territory
(I know it's a joke)
The dutch looking at spices
@@apotato5567 but still, Poland and France was the only one who really achieved to take Moscow
@@izabellakaliszka4804 Germany didn't even 4each mo's ow and also St Petersburg was the capital back then in the Napoleonic wars so France doesn't count
@@izabellakaliszka4804 If you were educated, you would know that France never seized the capital of the Russian Empire because Moscow was not the capital, and Poland only succeeded when it put the Polish tsar in jail.
Russia conturyball (before 2022): is big because of it's size.
Russia conturyball (after 2022): is big because of inflation.
Where's venenuela?
@@ultraapple3997 dafaq 😂
Я из России инфляция наоборт упала
September 6 2022 still no inflation
Countryball not conturyball
6:05
Fun fact: Simo Hayha the Finnish sniper that killed over 500 soviets during the winter war is also a farmer.
Putin: “You’re slowed to invade countries that used to be yours.”
*Italy, Greece, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia all starring at eachother*
North Africa: So how far am I bending over again?
"If it was part of your country, you can take it back"
Netherlands: 👀
Belgium, Luxembourg, the states of New York, Delaware and New Jersey, Suriname, Ghana, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, Indonesia, several cities in India and Malaysia, and Bengal: *hold up*
Portugal staring at Africa and Asia wondering if historically claimed land counts.
Philippines: *chuckles* I'm in danger
@rip_nabDEMONS Israel scratches their head, unsure whether to disagree with the statement because they don't want to be Arabic or Turkish, or agree with it because their claim to their land comes from ancient Israelites that lived in the area
The British: Ok. Interesting
I would love to see any weak of those weak European countries trying to invade the US. Those countries would become US territory real quick.. lol
Hey Drew, the Countryverse video was awesome, great to see countryballs interact.
BTW Drew plushie when?
@Анастасия Борисова No.
Who else remembers when we thought WWIII was going to start because of Iran and the US?
Fun fact: Change the rules of succession to the British throne back in Queen Victoria's reign and you might accidentally unite UK and Germany
meanwhile Austria: trace your linneage even further back and you might end up with me
Hey so actually I gotta put it out there that there are people out there who are trying to screenshot and save Ukraine's online history. It's really cool, and I think you making videos on it would be a great addition.
It was Marian Rejewski who cracked the Enigma first and not Alan Turing.
Yeah that is like success propaganda
I was looking for this comment
Putin: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours
Uk,Spain, France, The First Bulgarian Empire, Mongolia, Rome Empire, Ottoman Empire: Allow us to introduce ourselves
yes introduce yourselve
UK: we still has the biggest navy,
Spain: yes we still the biggest empire
France: we will again enslave millions, wait a sec.
Bulgarian: what? where?
Mongolia: Horseman can beat tank in civ5
Rome: who inherited the eagle flag? Italian: dont look at us!
Ottoman: mr arab, can you please kneel down to me again?
as if all these still has the capacity to reconquer what they lost?
how stupid this joke is, just say let introduce mexico and native american
Sweden: 👀
Poland sitting in the corner and just smiling cuz he know he can conquer MOSCOW.
UK and France would invade canada if that does happen... 7 years war and war of 1812 all over again 😔
Austria simply sitting back in knowledge of having 75% of Europe under command: what ya guys talking about?
As much as I enjoy making fun of Putin and Russia (which I really like), your videos about mêmes really shows how the Americans are taking things a bit lightly. As a European, I don't really think the economical sanctions will do much here and the perspective of nuclear war isn't that funny here. Though watching those memes help us taking some steam off ^^
I agree. I don’t really get offended by anything, but as someone with family in Russia who is really really struggling right now, it’s devastating.
Seeing a meme about some guy swimming in money “when a Russian finds a euro on the ground” was kind of fucked up.
@@duffal0 True, I really hate that Putin guy but I think noone here in Europe is confusing the Russian people with its leader and we know that at the end of the day, we're all Europeans. It also saddens me to see the regular people of Russia suffer :(
@@samsoulgrav1132 have you guys forgotten the US neighbors Russia and its closer to them than some European countries?
@@ernestogastelum9123 If I may say, Siberia is not Russia in many aspects culturally and historically, Russia is European. The center of gravity of Russia is at the West, which is to say Eastern Europe.
@@samsoulgrav1132 To top that off, Alaska is also different culturally and historically.
*Russia:* You are allowed to invade a coun-
*Britain:* Prepeare for trouble.
*Germany:* And make it double!
France: *To Protect the world from devastation.*
Poland: *to unite all peoples within our nation.*
Putin: “You’re allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours”
England, Poland, and Mongolia: Very poor choice of words Putin.
Italy, Greece, and Turkey: 👀
imagine Mongolia making a return reclaiming all the land they ever had
The farmers need to be nerfed, too op.
Me, a British man after watching this video:
“It’s time for British Empire 2 electricity boogaloo”
Don't forget about us 🇫🇷 as well.
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 this time you should combine empires to really pump the numbers up since you’ve been allies since 1904
@@XXXTENTAClON227 no way. At least, France has standards
I'm French so don't be offended you tea addicts ;)
@@themissakura599 my family is French but I am English and I am here to bring balance to the force
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 we used to have Normandy. Correct?
And to my knowledge you have never held any lands on the Isle.
How about the 100 years war 2? That’ll be a good time, and let us train to conquer other peoples.
9:48
Heartaches-
Heartaches-
You promised love but only heartaches-
Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me
0:15 let's not forget the help of the Polish maths guys, which are pretty forgotten aside from Poland
I like how random flags and People appear in the backround every video
Drew needs to hit 1 million subscribers!
Putin: You’re allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours
UK: *It’s time.*
The Vikings: No, it isn’t
Hmmm someone might wanna remind Russia of these events:
Polish-Muscovite War (1609-1618), Poland gained Severia and Smolensk.
Ingrian War (1610-1617), a Swedish invasion which captured Novgorod and Pskov.
And finally....
Mongol invasion of Kievan Rus' (1237-1242), a series of invasions that resulted in the Rus' states becoming vassals of the Golden Horde.
So when does Russia plan on handing that territory over, it was owned by those guys at some point.
Russia: your allowed to invade countries that used to be yours
UK: *looks to the USA and rest of the world* now this looks like a job for me
Drew’s background: gone from Kim Jong-Un to Queen Elizabeth. She’s gonna spare California for that.
6:10 is the exact moment where drew ignored his 25% Irish blood and didn’t talk about the Irish who won against the British even without being funded
''You are allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours''
Japan:
*Tiny dude is big now. He's big now*
Germany be looking a bit sus lately
"You are allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Germany: "Don't mind if I do"
the flag in the back ground is the flag of a sicilian kingdom called messana and were allies with the romans
Rest of the world seeing Russia invade Ukraine: 😲
Finland who’s already seen this movie: 😂
There is a song called “Nyet”, Molotov. It’s basically a song humiliating the Soviet Union, you should check it out.
@@victorivanov6603 Thx, another way to make fun of Russians. 😎
@@jacombodoescare not really of the russian people, but the russian government
@@victorivanov6603 Russia also has a song about retaliatory humiliation in 1943, when the Finnish army was turned into garbage by the new isu-152 tanks
@@victorivanov6603 Yeah I know
6:54 that looks like Sweden ngl
9:00 important additional information: this only applies if both parties are between the ages of 14 and 18.
It doesn't, but there are layers. If one of them is 14 or 15 and the partner is over the age of 21, the legal guardians can bring forth a charge. The court than has to determine if the teenagers mentally developed enough or if the older person was abusing them.
In addition to that For ages 16 and 17 it's illegal if there is some sort of powerstructure involved, so teachers, employers, etc. In addition money can't be involved.
@@AtomTomZeitalter I know it's a bit more complex but what I wrote is what it breaks down to in most cases. I just really didn't feel like typing out an essay that no one would want to read anyway.
@@patrickstar5136 When I was in school they taught it like this, 14 years is the age were a kid is allowed to have sex with other kids within one year of their own age (that are over 14). With 16 they can legally sleep with people 3 years older and 18 no age restrictions apply.
First we have the nation state, then we’ll have the super nation state (totally not an Empire™). Just imagine a glorified Anglo-sphere nation state.
Russia: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Poland: "Interesting...."
Also Russia: "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
Israel and Palestine: "Yes! ...wait, no!!"
6:02 Huh… at this point, I don’t get why governments don’t just send farmers to fight wars for them. After all, they will finish the job more efficiently than soldiers.
*"You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"*
France looking at _US, Africa, Asia and Europe_ : *"Hmmmm"*
The legal age of consent in Germany is 16 for the most time. Only if the partner is younger than 21, it drops to 14.
In Czechia we have this little bit streamlined to limited from 15 and full at 18
When I was in school they taught it like this, 14 years is the age were a kid is allowed to have sex with other kids within one year of their own age (that are over 14). With 16 they can legally sleep with people 3 years older and 18 no age restrictions apply.
“Your allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours”
Germany and the rest of the NATO:Now this looks like a job for ME!
2:34 i forgot that w is double u in english, and i was thinking wtf is he saying
"You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Germany : this. is. germany, BIG CHANCE!
"You can invade a country if it used to be yours"
Germany: Looks at all of Europe with Malicious intent
France rather tbh.
Napoleon's territory was much bigger
@@wertyuiopasd6281german*
4:10 this is actually a test in a lot of countries to test the gun stabilization.
My Brother said that WW1 started by a German prince dieing to a Austrian Hungry assassin and than Germany declared war on Austria Hungary because of. I am dieing in side.
“You’re allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours”
Mongolia: it’s time
Russia: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours.
Germany: Ok, we gonna take Königsberg.
Russia: wait...
then Preußens Gloria starts playing
Sweden: mind if I join, Germany?
I think (I’m not entirely sure) but in South Africa 🇿🇦, I was taught that the age of consent is 12 yrs for anyone who has a maximum of 2 yrs difference between them and you. Or something like that
8:49 Britain is a good middle ground here.
18 for drinking, 5 when at home. 16 for consent.
10:42 March 2022 would be more like Kermit with the exact same pose as the previous two but seeing some nuclear explosions in the background
The 2020 ww3 memes were about a tension between USA and Iran that people thought would become a war, dragging other countries into the conflict.
Uk: *welp time to rule a quarter of the world again*
not almost a third exactly a quarter
@@smartyrasor5435 ok
Putin: You can invade a country if it once was part of yours.
Germans: Well, time to get back Kaliningrad.
Russia/ Putin: "You can invade a country if it used to be your's."
UK: "RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!" 🤣
Former Colonies be : try it out
I have an older Finnish friend I've met from a game, yeah weird im American lol. He's told me about the situation a bit in Finland. America and British troops are now stationed in Finland, Finland has armed civilians who want to fight against Russia so the first meme is absolutely true
0:40 1 billion Rubles is still 16 million dollars, but it is far less than 1 billion dollars.
"You are allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
People from Rome:
"You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Spain: Get ready boys
2:13 Facts because the tragedy isn't over so you don't know what you're gonna put into the movie until the tragedy ends.
Tragedy= War in Ukraine right now
Putin: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
Philippines: "sooo....are you gonna share me or what...?"
"You're allowed to invade a Country if it used to be yours"
*France and Germany Looking at all of Europe and A good Chunk of Russia*
People seeing Drew wearing white which represents purity and wholesomeness: Oh, what a nice boy!
Us, who have watched Drew's videos for a long, long time: Nay! It hides a heart of utter, utter, utter darkness. BEWARE!
what the hell are you talking about
A billion rubble still worth several millions US dollar so you know
It's called rubles … oh, wait, nevermind.
Russia's weakness: Ukrainian farmers
American Weakness: Vietnamese farmers
Both of their weakness: Afghan Mountain farmers
This the most out-of-context placement of the Sicilian flag I’ve seen and I’m all here for it as a fellow Sicilian ❤️ 🇮🇹🤌🏻
The Sicily flag?? 🤩🤩🤩
I'm so happy to see it anywhere ^^
Thank you
Imagine UK getting their empire borders again. What would happen?
Another great video of Drew 😄
To the meme at 1:19
Wait till Finland, Mongolia Poland and Lithuania find out about it Russia will be history.
Did anyone notice him in oversimplified First Punic wars part 2?
Yes
I checked the video description looking for the dash- I was disappointed.
"You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
*German Laughing*
This logic can be applied to almost every country in the world 💀
Russia: you can invade a country if it used to be yours
Bri’ish people: you call these things countries instead of “bri’ish territory?”
Anyone who thinks that Russia can just conquer Finland should read some history books
Ikr! If Russia is struggling BADLY in Ukraine as I’m typing this imagine how much worse it’d be up North in the forests😬
They cant win Finnish farmers
You should read a few too, considering that in 1943 it was the opposite, the Finns were already being crushed as best they could
@@SlowTheBlack .The point is that they won in the end
@@gerarduspoppel2831 Who won? Finland?)
Are you serious?
Well if you call it a victory that they lost ground in 39 after their success, and then they were defeated in 43 and they lost ground again and changed sides = won, then yes, they are great winners lol
"You are allowed to invade a country if it was yours"
Me as a German
That last meme hit me hard, March was my b-day month and everything went south 😆