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  • @tigerii10.5cmpog4
    @tigerii10.5cmpog4 2 роки тому +2077

    "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Mongolia: now this looks like a job for me

    • @fallaciousfirm2524
      @fallaciousfirm2524 2 роки тому +12

      👁👄👁

    • @lord_brine4778
      @lord_brine4778 2 роки тому +205

      I mean have you seen their navy?
      The world isn't ready bro, we might as well surrender now.

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 роки тому +122

      Gonna be real interesting when Mongolia take Russia again

    • @demilembias2527
      @demilembias2527 2 роки тому +89

      Russia destroyed by steppe nomad motorcycle raider bands

    • @s.kaushik
      @s.kaushik 2 роки тому +33

      *Commonwealth sweats profusely*

  • @lordinquisitor6651
    @lordinquisitor6651 2 роки тому +574

    Russia: „You can totally invade countries if they belonged to you!“
    Germany (increasing its military budget by a 100 billion) : „Why is everyone looking at me..?“

    • @hunormagyar1843
      @hunormagyar1843 2 роки тому +99

      Europe would look at Germany
      Rest of the world would look at Britain

    • @lordinquisitor6651
      @lordinquisitor6651 2 роки тому +13

      @Al Arabiya Obviously not

    • @hunormagyar1843
      @hunormagyar1843 2 роки тому +9

      @Al Arabiya A part of, or apart of?

    • @pans7761
      @pans7761 2 роки тому +2

      @@lordinquisitor6651 dude look at history in the last few centuries

    • @lordinquisitor6651
      @lordinquisitor6651 2 роки тому +7

      @@pans7761 I’m well aware of that, but “Always” implies it never was a sovereign county, which is obviously not true. That would be the same as Great Britain deciding that the USA need to become British colonies again.

  • @SupremeMetalOverlord
    @SupremeMetalOverlord 2 роки тому +529

    Russia: “You’re allowed to Invade a country if it used to be yours.”
    Roman Empire: “Assemble the Legions. Roma Invicta Est.”

    • @jerseygrit5402
      @jerseygrit5402 2 роки тому

      Italy is weak as hell.. lol

    • @mandarbamane4268
      @mandarbamane4268 2 роки тому +11

      Akhand Bharat: "Ametures"!

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 2 роки тому +23

      Italy teamed with Greece about to fight a boss battle against Turkey and Saudi Arabia

    • @Oblivion37
      @Oblivion37 2 роки тому +5

      @@carteradams43 Caliphate Empire**

    • @germainsimada7591
      @germainsimada7591 2 роки тому +1

      Laugth in French Empire/Franck Empire.

  • @GNORMIN
    @GNORMIN 2 роки тому +118

    Russia: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Britain and Mongolia: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

    • @filewr8515
      @filewr8515 Рік тому +5

      Meanwhile Poland: rightfully claims parts of Russia 50 km away from Moscow as well as Ukraine, Belarus, Latvia, Estonia and unites with Lithuania

    • @Kai-1138
      @Kai-1138 Місяць тому +1

      Germany:

    • @Slapbattler666
      @Slapbattler666 Місяць тому

      lol yeah

  • @tntfreddan3138
    @tntfreddan3138 2 роки тому +107

    Putin: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours."
    Charles XII of Sweden: *insert Undertaker rising from the coffin meme*

  • @vampante
    @vampante 2 роки тому +438

    "You are allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Italians on their way to rebuild the roman empire

    • @SUPABROS
      @SUPABROS 2 роки тому +2

      Ottomans on their way to cripple europe

    • @shycracker
      @shycracker 2 роки тому +1

      @@SUPABROS Crimean War 2.0 let's go

    • @dzakibull8864
      @dzakibull8864 2 роки тому +15

      @@SUPABROS mongolia taking half of the dam continent

    • @toocooltododrugspencil1691
      @toocooltododrugspencil1691 2 роки тому +4

      Spain also

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 2 роки тому +7

      @@dzakibull8864 Rome and Mongols approaching each other:

  • @serhiy-serhiiv
    @serhiy-serhiiv 2 роки тому +1586

    3:36 you missed the best part. The reason that russian military equipment doesn't need to be declared in taxes is because, and that's the actual quote by the Ukrainian government: "it's so cheap that it falls under 10 minimal wages, and, thus, can't be taxed"

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 2 роки тому +118

      large uuuuuuuuuuf size

    • @kaw57_
      @kaw57_ 2 роки тому +46

      Russia L? very common

    • @idefyreality2.074
      @idefyreality2.074 2 роки тому +10

      @Kaidaxolotl agreed HAHAHA

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 2 роки тому +43

      @@Ostralucia thre sure are some roasted russians in the tanks

    • @ACUA-062
      @ACUA-062 2 роки тому +15

      yeah it sounds like "haha they so cheap" but name me a country that managed to produce Tanks capable of service that cheap, it is a accomplishment for the military that values this statistic

  • @stephenquinn3447
    @stephenquinn3447 2 роки тому +1525

    Putin: You're aloud to invade countries if they're historically yours
    Poland and Mongolia: Very poor choice of words

    • @Coeurebene1
      @Coeurebene1 2 роки тому +186

      even the principality of Kiev would mean Russia owes some land back to Ukraine

    • @vicamu541
      @vicamu541 2 роки тому +76

      @@Coeurebene1 China / European countries :

    • @imsunlxght548
      @imsunlxght548 2 роки тому +82

      France: My time has come.

    • @genodile7004
      @genodile7004 2 роки тому +23

      @@Coeurebene1 Russia has an ancient custom to take Kyiv =)

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 2 роки тому +28

      Germany: Are you sure France
      U.K: I will stay out of this
      Germany: I will allow you to have what was taken by the French

  • @latewizard301
    @latewizard301 2 роки тому +64

    "You're allowed to invade a county if it used to be yours"
    *Sweden about to march into russia*

  • @adrianostrowski6431
    @adrianostrowski6431 2 роки тому +96

    Putin: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours.
    Poland and Mongolia: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @MateUsz-xu6vz
      @MateUsz-xu6vz 2 роки тому +1

      Bro your Profile Pic is cringe

    • @adrianostrowski6431
      @adrianostrowski6431 2 роки тому +5

      @@MateUsz-xu6vz At least I have a profile pic.

    • @MateUsz-xu6vz
      @MateUsz-xu6vz 2 роки тому +3

      Btw funny that you say Mongolia and Poland, i didnt knew that poland was known for his invasions. Its more known for being invaded.

    • @justanugget6588
      @justanugget6588 2 роки тому

      @@MateUsz-xu6vz your*

    • @MateUsz-xu6vz
      @MateUsz-xu6vz 2 роки тому

      @@justanugget6588 thxs

  • @cuppaladsbruhit
    @cuppaladsbruhit 2 роки тому +670

    Russia: "You're allowed to invad-"
    UK: *It's British time*

    • @anghuyphamnguyen3096
      @anghuyphamnguyen3096 2 роки тому +18

      That is a bit exaggerated, he was referring to Donbas region since most of the population there is still mostly Russian

    • @nam3928
      @nam3928 2 роки тому +21

      @@anghuyphamnguyen3096 Bạn ơi nếu bạn không hiểu về chính trị bạn nên nói về nó

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 2 роки тому +18

      @@anghuyphamnguyen3096 Well Britain still gets to technically invade Canada, Australia, New Zealand and maybe the USA then

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 роки тому +8

      France : Just like old times. I'll go like Napoleonic War. Germany ? Wanna come with us ? Wanna
      Germany : You bet, lets go crush russians asses.
      🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪

    • @_kartik_chauhan
      @_kartik_chauhan 2 роки тому +4

      Russia Can Invade
      They are Invading
      UK is not that powerful so they can't

  • @_chew_
    @_chew_ 2 роки тому +508

    Russia: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Belgium: "Interesting...."
    Congo: "(chuckles) I'm in danger"

    • @coastalcapybara
      @coastalcapybara 2 роки тому +18

      OH NO 😳 🇨🇩

    • @Indian_Tovarisch
      @Indian_Tovarisch 2 роки тому +3

      Isn't Congo in a civil war tho

    • @Indian_Tovarisch
      @Indian_Tovarisch 2 роки тому +1

      Because of the assassination of the 1st president by Belgians who cutte don't his jaw and burner him in acid

    • @orlagskapten9829
      @orlagskapten9829 2 роки тому +28

      Netherlands: interesting
      Belgium: I'm in danger

    • @ericng8902
      @ericng8902 2 роки тому +1

      oooooooooooooooooooooh

  • @Smolmothball
    @Smolmothball 2 роки тому +162

    Btw the one at 9:02 isn't correct, with 14 years in Germany your only partially able to give consent. It's only at 18/21 depending on the state you live in, that your fully able to give consent.

    • @natureangel4337
      @natureangel4337 2 роки тому +19

      What does that even mean?
      How can you give partial consent?

    • @Lets_Talk_Anything
      @Lets_Talk_Anything 2 роки тому +8

      I think (I’m not entirely sure) but in South Africa 🇿🇦, I was taught that the age of consent is 12 yrs for anyone who has a maximum of 2 yrs difference between them and you. Or something like that

    • @Lemonz1989
      @Lemonz1989 2 роки тому +8

      @@natureangel4337 It’s pretty complicated, but basically has many different exceptions of “exploitation” when the person is 21 or more years old.

    • @qerupasy
      @qerupasy 2 роки тому +29

      @@natureangel4337 Above 14, it depends on relationship dynamics (asymmetry in age or power) as well as whether or not a legal guardian alerts the authorities. Some things are not prosecuted unless an involved party (including guardians) objects. Under 14, the authorities can get involved regardless, if I'm not mistaken.
      In essence, the ability to consent is "phased in" between 14 and 18 by expanding the pool of allowed partners and restricting the pool of people who can intervene in multiple stages.

    • @plumebrisee6206
      @plumebrisee6206 2 роки тому +5

      Well in France ,it was 15 before ,but they passed a law in 2021 and it's now 14 (Full consent)

  • @MsCreepyChan
    @MsCreepyChan 2 роки тому +119

    Americans: "I ain't paying 7 dollars per gallon!"
    Europeans: "Wait... *Does quick Dollar-to-euros and gallons to liters conversion* You guys only pay 7 dollars per gallon?"

    • @HelmetmanTheSwede
      @HelmetmanTheSwede 2 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @nebulis6509
      @nebulis6509 2 роки тому +2

      And then we pretend that Russia is losing lmao

    • @filewr8515
      @filewr8515 Рік тому +2

      @@nebulis6509 Meanwhile Russian economy now:

    • @nebulis6509
      @nebulis6509 Рік тому +1

      @@filewr8515 something tells me the Russian economy is hotter than most rn

    • @soacespacestation8556
      @soacespacestation8556 2 місяці тому

      ​@nebulis6509 If they do win or almost win, then NATO would probably go full on war mode.

  • @freakysquirrel7218
    @freakysquirrel7218 2 роки тому +59

    Putin: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours."
    Mongolia: "Is that so...?"

    • @ГеоргийШендриков-н6и
      @ГеоргийШендриков-н6и 2 роки тому +1

      Well, they may try, but there's a little problem... 1030000 problems 🌚
      But seriously, I don't support that idea and think it should be done the other way.

    • @yzy8638
      @yzy8638 2 роки тому +1

      funny how people keep using mongolia as the joke, but native american should be more happy.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 місяці тому

      Mongolia was being used as the joke because it directly targeted Putin with his own doctrine. It's not as funny when the joke is about British or Roman or Native reconquests.

  • @ItalyTordy
    @ItalyTordy 2 роки тому +681

    As a Sicilian I am honored to have my Nightmare Fuel flag behind you Drew

  • @jarbropro6283
    @jarbropro6283 2 роки тому +404

    Putin: "We are allowed to invade Ukraine because it was once part of Russia."
    Also Putin a second later seeing a polish flag on the ->Kreml

    • @apotato5567
      @apotato5567 2 роки тому +22

      Technically it was a occupation for a few years and not an integrated territory
      (I know it's a joke)

    • @mathijs8537
      @mathijs8537 2 роки тому +10

      The dutch looking at spices

    • @izabellakaliszka4804
      @izabellakaliszka4804 2 роки тому +17

      @@apotato5567 but still, Poland and France was the only one who really achieved to take Moscow

    • @Lappald
      @Lappald 2 роки тому +9

      @@izabellakaliszka4804 Germany didn't even 4each mo's ow and also St Petersburg was the capital back then in the Napoleonic wars so France doesn't count

    • @SlowTheBlack
      @SlowTheBlack 2 роки тому +5

      @@izabellakaliszka4804 If you were educated, you would know that France never seized the capital of the Russian Empire because Moscow was not the capital, and Poland only succeeded when it put the Polish tsar in jail.

  • @starwarsfan9849
    @starwarsfan9849 2 роки тому +759

    I really love the giant Sicily Flag in the background.

  • @m.c.martin
    @m.c.martin 2 роки тому +12

    Putin: “You’re slowed to invade countries that used to be yours.”
    *Italy, Greece, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia all starring at eachother*
    North Africa: So how far am I bending over again?

  • @b0i816
    @b0i816 2 роки тому +36

    Hint : Never say "You can invade something that you used to use own" to UK. Worst mistake in my life

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 роки тому +9

      To be fair, we only really want your food, your sexy coastlines and any tea you happen to have on hand, in return you get a better flag, a wider trading network and the option to blame all your problems on us rather than realise your own inadequacies and the inevitable limitations of mankind's ability to cooperate. I'd say it's a pretty decent compared to the offers of most invading armies; I mean it's basically the EU just with a little more struggle in the cuddle.

    • @ianhogben3472
      @ianhogben3472 2 роки тому +2

      @@Neion8 this made me laugh

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 роки тому +1

      @@ianhogben3472 Glad to hear mate! :)

    • @skylanderlego4163
      @skylanderlego4163 2 роки тому +2

      @@Neion8 don't forget our trading for spices we won't use

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 роки тому +2

      @@skylanderlego4163 The important part is *trading* - like any good drug dealer we didn't use what we sold on to others; why do you think so many European and American nations basically snort cinnamon despite not every owning any territory in the Indian sub-continent/Sri Lanka where Cinnamon comes from? From 1796 we basically had a monopoly on that trading and were the guy they met in sketchy alleyways to get their powder.

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +285

    Fun fact: Africa consists of 22% of all of earth land masses
    So technically the British Empire was bigger in land mass than an entire continent.

    • @NoChopp
      @NoChopp 2 роки тому +62

      Well, Australia was part of the British Empire and it's a continent ._.

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 роки тому +34

      The crazy part is that it is the revised number. They tried to claim a lot more that they didn’t control, but when the number was revised down it was still 26.35%. For context, the second largest is the Mongol Empire, with 17.81% and the third is the Russian Empire with 16.92%. Imagine showing that to Rome in 40AD, they’d have switched the capital to Londinium 💀

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +2

      @@NoChopp I didn't though about that.........

    • @victorivanov6603
      @victorivanov6603 2 роки тому +8

      Africa is the second largest continent, so the British empire was bigger than most continents.

    • @thuyvannguyenthi1459
      @thuyvannguyenthi1459 2 роки тому +9

      Uh, almost half of Africa used to be British Empire

  • @MrSheep-sd1mg
    @MrSheep-sd1mg 2 роки тому +132

    Technically 15kg of feathers is heavier because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds

    • @bananalord6980
      @bananalord6980 2 роки тому +15

      No it's still guilt-free because the feathers detached from the bird naturally, and we also got them from birds that died of natural causes

    • @evansmith2174
      @evansmith2174 Рік тому

      @@bananalord6980 it’s a joke

    • @rndmguy7617
      @rndmguy7617 10 місяців тому

      ⁠@@evansmith2174that comment is also a joke

    • @hannabialek7243
      @hannabialek7243 7 місяців тому

      Dont start a chain, DON'T DO IT

    • @GloryToByzantiumOfficial
      @GloryToByzantiumOfficial 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@hannabialek7243Don’t start a chain, DONT DO IT

  • @maple494
    @maple494 2 роки тому +26

    6:09 Meanwhile Finnish farmer, Simo Häyhä with 505-542 confirmed kills in the winter war

    • @Da...
      @Da... 2 роки тому +3

      Gamer moment

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 роки тому +1

      Off in the distance you hear:
      “You’re in the snipers sight
      the first kill tonight
      Time to die
      You’re in the bullets way
      The White Death’s prey
      Say goodbye!”
      Right before you get oofed out of existence.

  • @kedi948
    @kedi948 2 роки тому +6

    *Russia:* You are allowed to invade a coun-
    *Britain:* Prepeare for trouble.
    *Germany:* And make it double!

    • @Kai-1138
      @Kai-1138 Місяць тому +1

      France: *To Protect the world from devastation.*
      Poland: *to unite all peoples within our nation.*

  • @artemis9343
    @artemis9343 2 роки тому +8

    Putin: “You’re allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours”
    England, Poland, and Mongolia: Very poor choice of words Putin.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 2 роки тому +1

      Italy, Greece, and Turkey: 👀

  • @mr_mugusty8520
    @mr_mugusty8520 2 роки тому +501

    Drew always coming in clutch to make a video no matter how dark a time is

    • @frostedcupcake3628
      @frostedcupcake3628 2 роки тому +4

      Drew alwys 💪

    • @jamal.54_
      @jamal.54_ 2 роки тому +5

      except for yesterday

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 2 роки тому +2

      Ay, man. My laptop screen was broken an hour ago and I can't access my work on it, but thank god it's sunday, tho

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064
    @rasmusn.e.m1064 2 роки тому +179

    6:46 Fun fact: Normally, you are only allowed to fly the Danish, Faroese and Greenlandic flags in Denmark, but due to recent events, parliament decided to temporarily suspend that rule for the Ukrainian flag.

    • @frederikhjortshj7867
      @frederikhjortshj7867 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, it is literally on the central railway station near me.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 роки тому +3

      Would be funny if they made their flag in the style of Ukraine for that.

    • @c-man162
      @c-man162 2 роки тому +4

      @@howardbaxter2514 sure. they'd change the oldest flag on earth to ukraines style flag just because theres war between russia and ukraine. seems reasonable.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 роки тому +16

      @@c-man162 it’s a joke. What does a Danish flag look like in the style of Ukraine? Hint, it looks like another Nordic flag.

    • @thelonelyghostN
      @thelonelyghostN 2 роки тому +1

      So you cant fly the danish flag in denmark?

  • @ultraapple3997
    @ultraapple3997 2 роки тому +96

    Russia conturyball (before 2022): is big because of it's size.
    Russia conturyball (after 2022): is big because of inflation.

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber 2 роки тому +88

    6:00 Not to forget Canadian farmers from 1812-1815, and the many Canadian farmers who joined the military in the world wars. Canada has a lot of farmers. Why do you think we have the historical military reputation that we have? Farmers are built tough. Heck, my grandfather on my dad’s side owned one of the largest ranches in Saskatchewan, survived WW2, barely talked about it, raised six kids, then years after he died, my relatives found a medal awarding him for his service on Juno Beach. Probably the reason why he didn’t talk about the war, though. He was there on D-Day.

    • @shareem1779
      @shareem1779 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah like the farmers on crete when the german invaded greece

    • @ianhogben3472
      @ianhogben3472 2 роки тому +1

      they also live in a frozen un hospitipal land scape those condisions creates a tough people's

  • @arcticdragon8593
    @arcticdragon8593 2 роки тому +10

    1:23 that one didn't age quite so well...

  • @TheJH1015
    @TheJH1015 2 роки тому +107

    "If it was part of your country, you can take it back"
    Netherlands: 👀
    Belgium, Luxembourg, the states of New York, Delaware and New Jersey, Suriname, Ghana, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, Indonesia, several cities in India and Malaysia, and Bengal: *hold up*

    • @KFP_Prophet
      @KFP_Prophet 2 роки тому +11

      Portugal staring at Africa and Asia wondering if historically claimed land counts.

    • @chimichangas365
      @chimichangas365 2 роки тому +9

      Philippines: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @KFP_Prophet
      @KFP_Prophet 2 роки тому +7

      @rip_nabDEMONS Israel scratches their head, unsure whether to disagree with the statement because they don't want to be Arabic or Turkish, or agree with it because their claim to their land comes from ancient Israelites that lived in the area

    • @BanCommies_Fascists
      @BanCommies_Fascists 2 роки тому +2

      The British: Ok. Interesting

    • @jerseygrit5402
      @jerseygrit5402 2 роки тому

      I would love to see any weak of those weak European countries trying to invade the US. Those countries would become US territory real quick.. lol

  • @Jandiss
    @Jandiss 2 роки тому +34

    imagine Mongolia making a return reclaiming all the land they ever had

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 2 роки тому +23

    Me, a British man after watching this video:
    “It’s time for British Empire 2 electricity boogaloo”

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 роки тому +2

      Don't forget about us 🇫🇷 as well.

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 роки тому +3

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 this time you should combine empires to really pump the numbers up since you’ve been allies since 1904

    • @themissakura599
      @themissakura599 2 роки тому +1

      @@XXXTENTAClON227 no way. At least, France has standards
      I'm French so don't be offended you tea addicts ;)

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 роки тому +4

      @@themissakura599 my family is French but I am English and I am here to bring balance to the force

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 2 роки тому +1

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 we used to have Normandy. Correct?
      And to my knowledge you have never held any lands on the Isle.
      How about the 100 years war 2? That’ll be a good time, and let us train to conquer other peoples.

  • @Mr_Stephanko
    @Mr_Stephanko 2 роки тому +3

    ''You are allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours''
    Japan:
    *Tiny dude is big now. He's big now*

    • @mr.hedado741
      @mr.hedado741 2 роки тому

      Germany be looking a bit sus lately

  • @darknight8757
    @darknight8757 2 роки тому +49

    Putin: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours
    Uk,Spain, France, The First Bulgarian Empire, Mongolia, Rome Empire, Ottoman Empire: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @yzy8638
      @yzy8638 2 роки тому +4

      yes introduce yourselve
      UK: we still has the biggest navy,
      Spain: yes we still the biggest empire
      France: we will again enslave millions, wait a sec.
      Bulgarian: what? where?
      Mongolia: Horseman can beat tank in civ5
      Rome: who inherited the eagle flag? Italian: dont look at us!
      Ottoman: mr arab, can you please kneel down to me again?
      as if all these still has the capacity to reconquer what they lost?
      how stupid this joke is, just say let introduce mexico and native american

    • @HelmetmanTheSwede
      @HelmetmanTheSwede 2 роки тому

      Sweden: 👀

    • @TowarzyszMieczyslawTrzyKalachy
      @TowarzyszMieczyslawTrzyKalachy 2 роки тому

      Poland sitting in the corner and just smiling cuz he know he can conquer MOSCOW.

    • @ElizabethCherryBlossom
      @ElizabethCherryBlossom 2 роки тому

      UK and France would invade canada if that does happen... 7 years war and war of 1812 all over again 😔

    • @tristanvoltaire2058
      @tristanvoltaire2058 2 роки тому +1

      Austria simply sitting back in knowledge of having 75% of Europe under command: what ya guys talking about?

  • @gohmingyi4792
    @gohmingyi4792 2 роки тому +9

    Fun fact: Change the rules of succession to the British throne back in Queen Victoria's reign and you might accidentally unite UK and Germany

    • @tristanvoltaire2058
      @tristanvoltaire2058 2 роки тому +2

      meanwhile Austria: trace your linneage even further back and you might end up with me

  • @mrwheat1270
    @mrwheat1270 2 роки тому +25

    6:05
    Fun fact: Simo Hayha the Finnish sniper that killed over 500 soviets during the winter war is also a farmer.

  • @annabellaribeiro4449
    @annabellaribeiro4449 2 роки тому +11

    Russia: your allowed to invade countries that used to be yours
    UK: *looks to the USA and rest of the world* now this looks like a job for me

  • @emrox4181
    @emrox4181 2 роки тому +6

    Russia/ Putin: "You can invade a country if it used to be your's."
    UK: "RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!" 🤣

    • @levi5595
      @levi5595 2 місяці тому

      Former Colonies be : try it out

  • @pinewood1
    @pinewood1 2 роки тому +3

    "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Spain: Get ready boys

  • @superhel5108
    @superhel5108 2 роки тому +13

    It was Marian Rejewski who cracked the Enigma first and not Alan Turing.

    • @maciejn5920
      @maciejn5920 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah that is like success propaganda

    • @maja5096
      @maja5096 2 роки тому +2

      I was looking for this comment

  • @zapper354
    @zapper354 2 роки тому +16

    Who else remembers when we thought WWIII was going to start because of Iran and the US?

  • @michal8527
    @michal8527 2 роки тому +15

    if you can invade a country if it used to be yours, poland can technically invade russia (in early 17th century poland was ruling on kreml)

  • @canadianfreak
    @canadianfreak 2 роки тому +5

    "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    *German Laughing*

    • @daniladanila3230
      @daniladanila3230 Місяць тому

      This logic can be applied to almost every country in the world 💀

  • @tanith117
    @tanith117 2 роки тому +2

    "You're allowed to invade a Country if it used to be yours"
    *France and Germany Looking at all of Europe and A good Chunk of Russia*

  • @lonnpton5239
    @lonnpton5239 2 роки тому +3

    *"You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"*
    France looking at _US, Africa, Asia and Europe_ : *"Hmmmm"*

  • @iq_monster2755
    @iq_monster2755 2 роки тому +9

    “You’re allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours”
    Mongolia: it’s time

  • @ussrball1692
    @ussrball1692 2 роки тому +3

    "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Germany : this. is. germany, BIG CHANCE!

  • @RAl2O3
    @RAl2O3 2 роки тому +9

    "You are allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    People from Rome:

  • @firstname105
    @firstname105 2 роки тому +21

    "You can invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Germany: Looks at all of Europe with Malicious intent

    • @wertyuiopasd6281
      @wertyuiopasd6281 2 роки тому

      France rather tbh.
      Napoleon's territory was much bigger

    • @taxes29484
      @taxes29484 2 місяці тому

      ​@@wertyuiopasd6281german*

  • @HolsteredBook
    @HolsteredBook 2 роки тому +11

    Uk: *welp time to rule a quarter of the world again*

  • @jacombodoescare
    @jacombodoescare 2 роки тому +28

    Rest of the world seeing Russia invade Ukraine: 😲
    Finland who’s already seen this movie: 😂

    • @victorivanov6603
      @victorivanov6603 2 роки тому +4

      There is a song called “Nyet”, Molotov. It’s basically a song humiliating the Soviet Union, you should check it out.

    • @jacombodoescare
      @jacombodoescare 2 роки тому +2

      @@victorivanov6603 Thx, another way to make fun of Russians. 😎

    • @victorivanov6603
      @victorivanov6603 2 роки тому +5

      @@jacombodoescare not really of the russian people, but the russian government

    • @SlowTheBlack
      @SlowTheBlack 2 роки тому +1

      @@victorivanov6603 Russia also has a song about retaliatory humiliation in 1943, when the Finnish army was turned into garbage by the new isu-152 tanks

    • @jacombodoescare
      @jacombodoescare 2 роки тому +1

      @@victorivanov6603 Yeah I know

  • @YourLocalMaxwellRoblox
    @YourLocalMaxwellRoblox 2 роки тому +4

    Russia: invades Ukraine bc it was its old territory
    Mongols and Britain: Its our time

  • @yoshui
    @yoshui 2 роки тому +4

    Putin: You can invade a country if it once was part of yours.
    Germans: Well, time to get back Kaliningrad.

  • @eatinsomtin9984
    @eatinsomtin9984 2 роки тому +5

    Russia's weakness: Ukrainian farmers
    American Weakness: Vietnamese farmers
    Both of their weakness: Afghan Mountain farmers

  • @natchal356
    @natchal356 2 роки тому +25

    The farmers need to be nerfed, too op.

  • @dwarfnamedcake
    @dwarfnamedcake 2 роки тому +6

    Drew’s background: gone from Kim Jong-Un to Queen Elizabeth. She’s gonna spare California for that.

  • @worldbuilding_turtle
    @worldbuilding_turtle 2 роки тому +11

    Hey so actually I gotta put it out there that there are people out there who are trying to screenshot and save Ukraine's online history. It's really cool, and I think you making videos on it would be a great addition.

  • @elfili6215
    @elfili6215 2 роки тому +4

    6:54 that looks like Sweden ngl

  • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
    @MOTIVATED_SPARDA 2 роки тому +5

    “Your allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours”
    France: “showtime”

    • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
      @MOTIVATED_SPARDA 2 роки тому +1

      Context being the napoleanic wars

    • @injrg
      @injrg 2 роки тому

      Mongolia: Showtime

    • @WuffiePhoenix
      @WuffiePhoenix 2 роки тому +1

      Me, a german: hey Russia, forgot about Kalinigrad?

  • @animationcity8178
    @animationcity8178 2 роки тому +16

    Putin: You’re allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours
    UK: *It’s time.*
    The Vikings: No, it isn’t

  • @gbornitz
    @gbornitz 2 роки тому +8

    The legal age of consent in Germany is 16 for the most time. Only if the partner is younger than 21, it drops to 14.

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 роки тому

      In Czechia we have this little bit streamlined to limited from 15 and full at 18

    • @johnmandrage3248
      @johnmandrage3248 2 роки тому

      When I was in school they taught it like this, 14 years is the age were a kid is allowed to have sex with other kids within one year of their own age (that are over 14). With 16 they can legally sleep with people 3 years older and 18 no age restrictions apply.

  • @CobaltLancer
    @CobaltLancer 2 роки тому +3

    6:02 Huh… at this point, I don’t get why governments don’t just send farmers to fight wars for them. After all, they will finish the job more efficiently than soldiers.

  • @alexwu358
    @alexwu358 2 роки тому +8

    Russia: "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Poland: "Interesting...."
    Also Russia: "(chuckles) I'm in danger"

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 2 роки тому

      Israel and Palestine: "Yes! ...wait, no!!"

  • @West_Coast_Mainline
    @West_Coast_Mainline 2 роки тому +2

    9:48
    Heartaches-
    Heartaches-
    You promised love but only heartaches-
    Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 2 роки тому +5

    First we have the nation state, then we’ll have the super nation state (totally not an Empire™). Just imagine a glorified Anglo-sphere nation state.

  • @BoxeyLovesClouds
    @BoxeyLovesClouds 2 роки тому +3

    6:10 is the exact moment where drew ignored his 25% Irish blood and didn’t talk about the Irish who won against the British even without being funded

  • @gerarduspoppel2831
    @gerarduspoppel2831 2 роки тому +25

    Anyone who thinks that Russia can just conquer Finland should read some history books

    • @Vampy_Rhombus5006
      @Vampy_Rhombus5006 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr! If Russia is struggling BADLY in Ukraine as I’m typing this imagine how much worse it’d be up North in the forests😬

    • @axuli6630
      @axuli6630 2 роки тому +3

      They cant win Finnish farmers

    • @SlowTheBlack
      @SlowTheBlack 2 роки тому

      You should read a few too, considering that in 1943 it was the opposite, the Finns were already being crushed as best they could

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 2 роки тому

      @@SlowTheBlack .The point is that they won in the end

    • @SlowTheBlack
      @SlowTheBlack 2 роки тому

      @@gerarduspoppel2831 Who won? Finland?)
      Are you serious?
      Well if you call it a victory that they lost ground in 39 after their success, and then they were defeated in 43 and they lost ground again and changed sides = won, then yes, they are great winners lol

  • @pickle4422
    @pickle4422 2 роки тому +5

    Wait... so that means Ukraine can invade Russia because Russia was apart of Ukraine?

  • @faffabout9412
    @faffabout9412 2 роки тому +5

    Uhh so, that means Mongolia can invade Russia and its perfectly fine….

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 2 роки тому +4

    8:49 Britain is a good middle ground here.
    18 for drinking, 5 when at home. 16 for consent.

  • @Shiroiji
    @Shiroiji 2 роки тому +13

    Russia: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours.
    Germany: Ok, we gonna take Königsberg.
    Russia: wait...
    then Preußens Gloria starts playing

  • @divineanimator8044
    @divineanimator8044 2 роки тому +3

    actually the russian ruple has made a comeback within 2 weeks and is now worth more than it was before the war

    • @julianbrelsford
      @julianbrelsford 2 роки тому

      As long as you accept the "official" price instead of the price you can actually get in a transaction with someone who isn't the government

  • @samsoulgrav1132
    @samsoulgrav1132 2 роки тому +60

    As much as I enjoy making fun of Putin and Russia (which I really like), your videos about mêmes really shows how the Americans are taking things a bit lightly. As a European, I don't really think the economical sanctions will do much here and the perspective of nuclear war isn't that funny here. Though watching those memes help us taking some steam off ^^

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 2 роки тому +14

      I agree. I don’t really get offended by anything, but as someone with family in Russia who is really really struggling right now, it’s devastating.
      Seeing a meme about some guy swimming in money “when a Russian finds a euro on the ground” was kind of fucked up.

    • @samsoulgrav1132
      @samsoulgrav1132 2 роки тому +14

      @@duffal0 True, I really hate that Putin guy but I think noone here in Europe is confusing the Russian people with its leader and we know that at the end of the day, we're all Europeans. It also saddens me to see the regular people of Russia suffer :(

    • @ernestogastelum9123
      @ernestogastelum9123 2 роки тому +6

      @@samsoulgrav1132 have you guys forgotten the US neighbors Russia and its closer to them than some European countries?

    • @samsoulgrav1132
      @samsoulgrav1132 2 роки тому +7

      @@ernestogastelum9123 If I may say, Siberia is not Russia in many aspects culturally and historically, Russia is European. The center of gravity of Russia is at the West, which is to say Eastern Europe.

    • @lynxica2133
      @lynxica2133 2 роки тому +6

      @@samsoulgrav1132 To top that off, Alaska is also different culturally and historically.

  • @Demonetization_Symbol
    @Demonetization_Symbol 2 роки тому +4

    The 2020 ww3 memes were about a tension between USA and Iran that people thought would become a war, dragging other countries into the conflict.

  • @patrickstar5136
    @patrickstar5136 2 роки тому +26

    9:00 important additional information: this only applies if both parties are between the ages of 14 and 18.

    • @AtomTomZeitalter
      @AtomTomZeitalter 2 роки тому +6

      It doesn't, but there are layers. If one of them is 14 or 15 and the partner is over the age of 21, the legal guardians can bring forth a charge. The court than has to determine if the teenagers mentally developed enough or if the older person was abusing them.
      In addition to that For ages 16 and 17 it's illegal if there is some sort of powerstructure involved, so teachers, employers, etc. In addition money can't be involved.

    • @patrickstar5136
      @patrickstar5136 2 роки тому +2

      @@AtomTomZeitalter I know it's a bit more complex but what I wrote is what it breaks down to in most cases. I just really didn't feel like typing out an essay that no one would want to read anyway.

    • @johnmandrage3248
      @johnmandrage3248 2 роки тому

      ​@@patrickstar5136 When I was in school they taught it like this, 14 years is the age were a kid is allowed to have sex with other kids within one year of their own age (that are over 14). With 16 they can legally sleep with people 3 years older and 18 no age restrictions apply.

  • @mrman8663
    @mrman8663 2 роки тому +4

    I like how random flags and People appear in the backround every video

  • @anghuyphamnguyen3096
    @anghuyphamnguyen3096 2 роки тому +7

    A billion rubble still worth several millions US dollar so you know

    • @Cau_No
      @Cau_No 2 роки тому +2

      It's called rubles … oh, wait, nevermind.

  • @Youraveragecultist
    @Youraveragecultist Рік тому +1

    The exact number of war crimes committed by Russia in the meme was: 19mil,999k,687.

  • @m.c.martin
    @m.c.martin 2 роки тому +2

    Putin: You’re allowed to invade countries that used to be yours.
    The World: Why do I hear boss music in Rome?

  • @alexandrearaujo2877
    @alexandrearaujo2877 2 роки тому +4

    10:44 Back in the beginning of 2020, people were already making memes about World War 3, because the US had killed one of Iran's top generals, Qasem Soleimani, in a drone airstrike, just by the very end of 2019, and tensions were rising a lot, so there's why.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 2 роки тому +4

    I think China's response is probably the opposite. More like "Wow. We need to start making our military better."

  • @georgegirard7229
    @georgegirard7229 2 роки тому +3

    2:13 Facts because the tragedy isn't over so you don't know what you're gonna put into the movie until the tragedy ends.
    Tragedy= War in Ukraine right now

  • @Wallmart_Miwa
    @Wallmart_Miwa 2 роки тому +1

    Russia: You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours!
    Brazil: *Stares at Uruguay agressively*

  • @TrulyMorningstar
    @TrulyMorningstar 2 роки тому +10

    Russia: you can invade a country if it used to be yours
    Bri’ish people: you call these things countries instead of “bri’ish territory?”

  • @DRDDR8
    @DRDDR8 2 роки тому +12

    Mongolia:reads the title
    Also Mongolia:becomes big

    • @EmperorProd
      @EmperorProd 2 роки тому +1

      Now all shall yield to the Mongol Empire!

    • @ruru_nii4800
      @ruru_nii4800 2 роки тому +1

      @@EmperorProd not yield, embrace!

    • @EmperorProd
      @EmperorProd 2 роки тому +1

      @@ruru_nii4800 Yes!

  • @microplasticeater
    @microplasticeater 2 роки тому +13

    Drew needs to hit 1 million subscribers!

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 2 роки тому +18

    People seeing Drew wearing white which represents purity and wholesomeness: Oh, what a nice boy!
    Us, who have watched Drew's videos for a long, long time: Nay! It hides a heart of utter, utter, utter darkness. BEWARE!

    • @Random7303
      @Random7303 2 роки тому +1

      what the hell are you talking about

  • @TheCrocodil-fy6bz
    @TheCrocodil-fy6bz Місяць тому +2

    "You are allowed to invade a country if it was yours"
    Me as a German

  •  Місяць тому +1

    Hmmm someone might wanna remind Russia of these events:
    Polish-Muscovite War (1609-1618), Poland gained Severia and Smolensk.
    Ingrian War (1610-1617), a Swedish invasion which captured Novgorod and Pskov.
    And finally....
    Mongol invasion of Kievan Rus' (1237-1242), a series of invasions that resulted in the Rus' states becoming vassals of the Golden Horde.
    So when does Russia plan on handing that territory over, it was owned by those guys at some point.

  • @Lets_Talk_Anything
    @Lets_Talk_Anything 2 роки тому +4

    I think (I’m not entirely sure) but in South Africa 🇿🇦, I was taught that the age of consent is 12 yrs for anyone who has a maximum of 2 yrs difference between them and you. Or something like that

  • @Virsho
    @Virsho 2 роки тому +7

    Nato after watching russia commit 19999687 warcrimes in one week: me and you arent too different

  • @sherlockholmes3098
    @sherlockholmes3098 2 роки тому +5

    To the meme at 1:19
    Wait till Finland, Mongolia Poland and Lithuania find out about it Russia will be history.

  • @jacksonsullivan564
    @jacksonsullivan564 2 роки тому +2

    4:30
    The weight it took to get those feathers

  • @gumarks_
    @gumarks_ 2 роки тому +2

    10:42 March 2022 would be more like Kermit with the exact same pose as the previous two but seeing some nuclear explosions in the background

  • @Joemamashouse69
    @Joemamashouse69 2 роки тому +8

    actually, its impossible to know which is heavier 15 kg of steel or feathers with the information given. Earth's gravitational field actually varies at the smallest of scales, and feathers and steel are made of baryonic material so they must obey the Pauli Exclusion Principle. So the feather and steel cannot occupy the same spatial coordinates simultaneously so they will be experiencing very slightly different gravitational 'forces' making one of them feel heavier than the other. QED
    Also what kind of POS measuring system are they using if they only have 2 significant figures in their mass measurements. There could be an inherent 6.66... % error in the measurements just from their lack of precision.

  • @rodotii_273
    @rodotii_273 2 роки тому +4

    4:10 this is actually a test in a lot of countries to test the gun stabilization.

  • @martimclaudino4418
    @martimclaudino4418 2 роки тому +1

    "You're allowed to invade a country if it used to be yours"
    Portugal and Spain: *smiles in treaty of tortesillas*

  • @Killerwale-hk4wy
    @Killerwale-hk4wy 2 роки тому +2

    The age of consent in Germany is 14; but don't forget that that only counts for two underage participants (except when it's like 18-17). Placing the age of consent at 18 is suprisingly high, (in my country it's 16)

  • @DaDedective
    @DaDedective 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine UK getting their empire borders again. What would happen?