Google Translate Sings Christmas Carols (ft. The Gregory Brothers)

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  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 6 років тому +1663

    "We've come to arouse your neighbor."
    That's a very... unusual Christmas tradition.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 6 років тому +121

      not entirely unwelcome, depending on the neighbor.

    • @Eventyrpige
      @Eventyrpige 6 років тому +96

      Well it’s good news for Natale

    • @Pardoxia
      @Pardoxia 6 років тому +101

      @@Eventyrpige But it'll be a heartbreaking New Year for Natale's husband.

    • @catlover0000
      @catlover0000 6 років тому +34

      Those three lines had me dying!

    • @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615
      @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615 6 років тому +9

      One I think we can all get behind though.

  • @paradoxerror_
    @paradoxerror_ 6 років тому +1602

    My friends and I did this a couple weeks back. I translated Winter Wonderland, and the line that goes "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" turned into "Suffering in a Winter Jail". What? Okay then.

    • @thegrandberry4418
      @thegrandberry4418 6 років тому +130

      Elizabeth Yearout its the Soviet version

    • @paradoxerror_
      @paradoxerror_ 6 років тому +12

      ok then @@thegrandberry4418

    • @personne-fp6cr
      @personne-fp6cr 6 років тому +91

      "Suffering in winter jail" is an accurate description of living in Canada

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 6 років тому +11

      In an episode of the Dilbert cartoon some of the characters were motivated to do work by the chance of not being transferred to the Albany branch (this includes the generally disinterested Alice and goes out of his way to do a little work as possible Wally). One character is decapitated and says it's better than Albany!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому

      Thegrandberry pfft... HAHA.

  • @ryuuhisakawa7160
    @ryuuhisakawa7160 6 років тому +1150

    Space milk is right,
    Make a sacrifice to the stars,
    It’s SPIDER MAN!
    Beautiful.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 6 років тому +59

      And Spiderman can make you homosexual. I'm not all that surprised.

    • @anafreitas1646
      @anafreitas1646 6 років тому +13

      If it's not the greatest beginning to an Hokkaido Poem I don't know what it is... these days.

    • @ellenbrookes
      @ellenbrookes 6 років тому +15

      You may need to add a spoiler warning for Infinity Wars tbh

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +7

      Sounds like a bigger crossover event than Infinity War.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +2

      Ana Freitas Hokkaido poem? I can only think of that one Amon Tobin song.

  • @prince-of-moths
    @prince-of-moths 6 років тому +1465

    "we are homosexuals"
    "oops, this is a rainbow horse"
    Google translate (and their horse) are officially a part of the LGBTQ+ community

  • @jee3223
    @jee3223 6 років тому +742

    I can only be forgotten
    -Google Translate 2018

  • @RyelynCaster
    @RyelynCaster 6 років тому +1913

    I was kinda scared to click on this cause I have a choir solo for jingle bells... I’m sure I won’t mess up... dang it

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 6 років тому +129

      JIM HAS BIG BELLS! JIM HAS BIG BELLS!

    • @purplestar322
      @purplestar322 6 років тому +75

      I dare you to sing this version

    • @mui704
      @mui704 6 років тому +72

      Slip some ‘Jim has big bells ‘ between the ‘ jingle bells ‘ I dare you.

    • @rayross4352
      @rayross4352 6 років тому +16

      Is your profile pick Rachel Dare from Percy Jackson? (Qnd Trials of Apollo, and many other Rick Riordan book series)

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +15

      _OPEN NORWAY’S OPPRESSION_

  • @RekaCath
    @RekaCath 6 років тому +762

    'I wish Christmas was fun'
    Me too google translate
    me too

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +35

      _"this is Halloween and it’s boring."_

    • @icecranberry2148
      @icecranberry2148 6 років тому +29

      It's obvious Google hates holidays. "and a heartbreaking new year"

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 6 років тому

      Literal lol. Thanks for that!

    • @tannem2006
      @tannem2006 6 років тому

      Lol my Christmas is going to be fun this year🤣

    • @elideangeli5098
      @elideangeli5098 6 років тому

      marieke Elzer honestly this year same

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside 6 років тому +303

    "NOW WE ARE HOMOSEXUALS" well I did use to sing deck the halls a lot as a kid. That explains a lot

    • @janinajt4611
      @janinajt4611 6 років тому +9

      A line from the original deck the halls which explains everything
      "Now we don our GAY apparel" (yes it's a different use of the word but hey..)

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 5 років тому

      I also loved singing it, and look at me now...

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому

      @@janinajt4611 Yeah I mean I love that song but I'm as straight as can be... But I definitely am "gay" (as in happy).

    • @purplishjay2947
      @purplishjay2947 4 роки тому

      Ohhh! Makes sense now

  • @RekaCath
    @RekaCath 6 років тому +351

    'I can not sing, true'
    I'm dead by now
    and yes, I know that that means I haven't followed the safety guide

    • @nikitasfantasies6658
      @nikitasfantasies6658 6 років тому +13

      Finally someone who remembers the safety guide

    • @Just-a-random-guy.
      @Just-a-random-guy. 6 років тому +2

      marieke Elzer What safety guide?

    • @somedudewatchintv5297
      @somedudewatchintv5297 6 років тому +4

      @@Just-a-random-guy. there was a video where malinda took all the comments like this one and suggested safety tips. I can't remember it at all clearly so it's hard for me to describe.

    • @Just-a-random-guy.
      @Just-a-random-guy. 6 років тому +1

      Somedude Watchintv Oh now I remember

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 6 років тому +2

      Did you forget the pillows?!?

  • @alexandruandercou9851
    @alexandruandercou9851 6 років тому +169

    How a Christmas song became an asthma medicine commercial?

    • @yamikagane2217
      @yamikagane2217 6 років тому +5

      Idk

    • @MaddTheSane
      @MaddTheSane 4 роки тому +5

      My guess is the Old English words tripped up the translator bad.

  • @mehmumscar9344
    @mehmumscar9344 6 років тому +229

    If the owl is forgotten
    GUYS DONT FORGET HEDWIG
    SHE DIDNT HAVE TO DIE

    • @theweirdo6833
      @theweirdo6833 6 років тому +13

      I would never forgot that poor girl

    • @bookowl1775
      @bookowl1775 6 років тому +4

      It was female???

    • @Reicha
      @Reicha 6 років тому +11

      My mom preread the book to make sure there wouldn't be a post- or mid-read anxiety/depression to fuck up school, and was like "Yeah, no, noone important dies". *Like five pages in THAT happens* "D8».... ¦: This never happened" *closes book*
      She didn't have to die, and she still hasn't. She's safe in perpetual frozen non-read.

    • @ingvildkvakestad
      @ingvildkvakestad 6 років тому

      Too soon

    • @mehmumscar9344
      @mehmumscar9344 6 років тому

      He sorry

  • @mariobrosaaproductions4332
    @mariobrosaaproductions4332 6 років тому +252

    “Open Norway’s oppression, we will leave the country”
    Does Google Translate know something about Norway we don’t?

    • @GreenTornado
      @GreenTornado 6 років тому +9

      Mariobrosaa Productions *Google Translate: Foreseeing the future since 2006* should be its new slogan.
      (2006 is the year Google Translate was launched)

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +7

      But who is Norway oppressing? Its own natives by letting in too many immigrants?

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 5 років тому +4

      The only thing Norway is oppressing is itself

    • @sanderfrost5382
      @sanderfrost5382 4 роки тому +7

      As a Norwegian, I can 100% confirm that Norway is surprisingly oppressive to quite a few groups. Also, it's boring, and I will leave the country at every chance I get.

    • @bc6399
      @bc6399 4 роки тому +2

      Mariobrosaa Productions Well, Google Translate is known to be sort of prophetic. Maybe we need to really listen to it. It could be telling us something important.

  • @mixedmango2870
    @mixedmango2870 6 років тому +743

    "Now we are homosexuals"
    Well at least you're open and happy about it

    • @peppertherealmvp2542
      @peppertherealmvp2542 6 років тому +51

      And their horse is too, it’s a rainbow horse after all

    • @BlueDragonknight375
      @BlueDragonknight375 6 років тому +13

      That is probably the most accurate line.

    • @shototodoroki4067
      @shototodoroki4067 6 років тому +5

      Leehie Peleg yee🏳️‍🌈

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 6 років тому +14

      They became homosexuals because of Spider-Man.

    • @personne-fp6cr
      @personne-fp6cr 6 років тому +24

      @@CJCroen1393 "with great power comes great homosexuality"

  • @McCoyHouse
    @McCoyHouse 6 років тому +326

    No matter how bad or awful the lyrics, Malinda's voice always makes them sound amazing.

    • @McCoyHouse
      @McCoyHouse 6 років тому +1

      @Shane Rose Some of the lyrics can get pretty weird & strange.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 6 років тому +288

    I love him
    that's not what I wanted to say but it's what Google Translate made me say

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 6 років тому +273

    Jim has big bells sound like an euphemism... a really easy to pick up on euphemism.

    • @Forgotten_Lore
      @Forgotten_Lore 6 років тому +31

      I hate to say it but yes, as soon as it was sung my mind went straight to the gutter and laughed harder than I should have.

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 6 років тому +18

      How many times during rehearsal do you think they sang "balls" instead?

    • @merrickjacobs197
      @merrickjacobs197 6 років тому +11

      @@rowynnecrowley1689 probably too many times than they'd like to admit, lol!

    • @graceslade9408
      @graceslade9408 6 років тому +1

      What's euphemism mean

    • @jolienvsndijk
      @jolienvsndijk 6 років тому +8

      @@graceslade9408 a euphemism is a polite sounding way to refer to something. Private parts instead of penis/vagina, passing away instead of dying, etc.

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 6 років тому +1404

    To translate is to destroy

    • @KatchRocketman
      @KatchRocketman 6 років тому +36

      To destroy one thing is to create another.

    • @renskedunnewold1995
      @renskedunnewold1995 6 років тому +8

      Not if done by a professional (human)

    • @galleryg998
      @galleryg998 6 років тому +1

      This got both philosophical and rightly defensive, so it’s quite interesting!!

    • @SML_3392
      @SML_3392 6 років тому +1

      It could be a translation by google translator.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +2

      _to destroy or not to destroy? That is the question._

  • @HistoryNerd808
    @HistoryNerd808 6 років тому +520

    I originally read "Jim has big bells" as "Jim has big balls"

    • @sassy304
      @sassy304 6 років тому +17

      Michael Hill so did I .😂

    • @alexandruandercou9851
      @alexandruandercou9851 6 років тому +53

      You can still interpretate it that way , bells can take that connotation

    • @Lady_in_Yearning
      @Lady_in_Yearning 6 років тому +15

      You weren't too far off I'd say

    • @daphnie816
      @daphnie816 6 років тому +20

      Almost choked on my food when that line came up because that's what I read too

    • @werlost
      @werlost 6 років тому +8

      @@daphnie816 i was glad i didn't have anything in my mouth when they said that or i would have spit it out

  • @pmaha5603
    @pmaha5603 6 років тому +83

    The auld lang syne was some how turned to a weird organs dealing conversation in a black market...
    Oh, I love you google translator

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 6 років тому +2

      No, it's an antismoking ad! Smoking makes lungs age really fast, hence "Old Lung Syndrome".

  • @callianr6980
    @callianr6980 6 років тому +57

    I love how the opening of Jingle Bells is about leaving the oppressive state of Norway.

    • @ingvildkvakestad
      @ingvildkvakestad 6 років тому +2

      Callian r me too eller jeg også

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 6 років тому

      Saying that Norway is oppressive means that North Korea is physically pushing its citizens to the ground with tanks!

    • @callianr6980
      @callianr6980 6 років тому +5

      @@connaeris8230 Honestly, from what I've heard I wouldn't be surprised if they were.

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому

      @@connaeris8230 Both of these statements are true.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому

      Norway? Oppressive? They're the happiest nation in the world.

  • @MightyMewtron
    @MightyMewtron 6 років тому +246

    'we will sell the good stuff for these old lungs" should be a tagline for weed

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +1

      Or even tobacco

    • @Jamjamsart
      @Jamjamsart 4 роки тому

      @•ѕpιcy cloroх ѕoda• you dont....smoke cocaine

    • @Jamjamsart
      @Jamjamsart 4 роки тому

      @•ѕpιcy cloroх ѕoda• dude no need to be passive aggressive. Wasnt aware you could smoke it

  • @accordingtosophia
    @accordingtosophia 6 років тому +874

    I have a neighbour named Natalie. Should I be worried?

    • @MadSwedishGamer
      @MadSwedishGamer 6 років тому +145

      Nah, Malinda is just coming over to arouse her. She's homosexual now.

    • @anothernerdontheinternet
      @anothernerdontheinternet 6 років тому +50

      @@MadSwedishGamer and a heartbreaking new year :)

    • @FFKING1140
      @FFKING1140 6 років тому +50

      Only if Jim and his big bells shows up

    • @Patches2212
      @Patches2212 6 років тому +35

      @@FFKING1140 Please no. He'll give us all Old Lung Syndrome

    • @17andtravelling
      @17andtravelling 6 років тому +24

      You should be scared. Have a heartbreaking new year...

  • @delireent.3960
    @delireent.3960 6 років тому +729

    space milk? do you mean milky way?

  • @wolfdrittenl334
    @wolfdrittenl334 5 років тому +16

    "Now we are homosexuals"
    "Potatoes are satisfactory"
    I can agree with both of those statements XD

    • @wolfdrittenl334
      @wolfdrittenl334 5 років тому +2

      Also I love how when they're not singing they still do stuff instead of just...standing there awkwardly...XD

  • @BahuschBahusch
    @BahuschBahusch 6 років тому +33

    This was full of amazing lines.
    "We come to arouse your neighbors"
    "Make a sacrifice to the stars. It's Spider Man!
    "Now we are homosexuals"
    Just to name a few

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 6 років тому +2

      You do know that “arouse” can also mean “wake up” right? As in “i arouse the neighbors=I wake up the neighbors”

    • @BahuschBahusch
      @BahuschBahusch 6 років тому +4

      @@bluej6107 Yeah but let's go with the funny option

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +1

      So is Spider-Man the sacrifice or the one being sacrificed to?

    • @BahuschBahusch
      @BahuschBahusch 4 роки тому +4

      @@japanpanda2179 Yes

  • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
    @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 6 років тому +909

    Isn't a rainbow horse just a unicorn but without the horn?

    • @MightyMewtron
      @MightyMewtron 6 років тому +60

      counterpoint: rainbow dash

    • @valerian_insomniac
      @valerian_insomniac 6 років тому +22

      No it's the horse of a different colour
      If you don't get it Google the meaning

    • @विवेकभटनागर
      @विवेकभटनागर 6 років тому +15

      Dashie is not a unicorn tho

    • @cortalina8617
      @cortalina8617 6 років тому +7

      I was gonna say Swift Wind from she ra

    • @AlexB-ps8uz
      @AlexB-ps8uz 6 років тому +11

      Not really, unless it has a horn. If it has a horn, then it is a rainbow unicorn.

  • @silviamantovani2638
    @silviamantovani2638 6 років тому +80

    in the first song Natale is just Christmas in Italian 😂 it didn't even try to put it back in English

    • @MidnightShadow19
      @MidnightShadow19 6 років тому +1

      Came here to say that

    • @musicwiggle22
      @musicwiggle22 6 років тому +5

      Some words from other languages get stuck when you go back to English and just stay there

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 6 років тому +4

      And she said it wrong 😭

  • @InJeffable
    @InJeffable 6 років тому +35

    3:06 Well it looks like that song transformed into a song about black market organ trade with somebody who apparently isn't very discerning when it comes to the quality of the lungs he wants to buy.

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 6 років тому +53

    "We are here to arouse your neighbor." Not something that you expect to hear from carolers but okay....

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +4

      Well, all carolers aim to arouse people they carol for. We associate arousal with sex but thats not all it means. A lot of older phrases got coopted by sexual things. Ejaculation, arousal, gay, none mean anything sexual a hundred years ago.

  • @CeruleanSeal
    @CeruleanSeal 4 місяці тому +2

    I'm flabbergasted, astounded, and upset with myself for somehow missing this and only finding it through the playlist 5 whole years later. So many golden lines in this one video that I had never heard until this moment. In a way, it's new Malinda Translate content for me, and that is such a breath of fresh air after how long and little love this channel has gotten. Know that I love that you love what you're doing, but I also miss this and this side of you.

  • @shayars
    @shayars 6 років тому +30

    Jim has big bells 😂 This was in front of a live audience the whole time? How were they not laughing nonstop?

    • @CollegeChick818
      @CollegeChick818 4 роки тому

      My managers name is Jim... I'm so glad he works in the morning (I work overnights- he usually comes in at 4a). I so cracked up at that

  • @ilanajn4706
    @ilanajn4706 6 років тому +10

    "Potatoes are very satisfactory"
    I agree

  • @lewisgalloway2596
    @lewisgalloway2596 6 років тому +14

    'Jim has big bells'
    Ooooh. Jim's been hiding some things from me. JIM!

  • @Trekfan04
    @Trekfan04 6 років тому +61

    Are we to sacrifice to SpiderMan, or is he the sacrifice? I feel like that's an important distinction.

    • @TheSpectator7
      @TheSpectator7 6 років тому +4

      Infinity War has the answer. XD

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому

      @Crocoshark you mean S.T.A.R.S. from Resident Evil games?

    • @sakulopa_360
      @sakulopa_360 3 роки тому

      Both

    • @sakulopa_360
      @sakulopa_360 3 роки тому

      You make a sacrifice to the stars, spiderman is just there

  • @RyelynCaster
    @RyelynCaster 6 років тому +319

    2:01 that sounds wrong.....

    • @carlkhalil3587
      @carlkhalil3587 6 років тому +8

      The Bronze Eagle HAHAHAHAHA

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +50

      or that one other line from another video...
      "and then I told the girl, my wife is a virgin!"

    • @aadenmiles2661
      @aadenmiles2661 6 років тому +2

      Rachel Elizabeth Dare!!!!

    • @starwolfe7456
      @starwolfe7456 6 років тому +2

      @@koolkitty108 which video?

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 6 років тому +5

      @@starwolfe7456 Mary Poppins

  • @jessewolgemuth
    @jessewolgemuth 6 років тому +21

    Being a Christmas (week) baby, thank you for the birthday wishes at the beginning of the song!😜

  • @MightyMewtron
    @MightyMewtron 6 років тому +99

    "we will leave the country, he wants everything" american mood

  • @winterfox3151
    @winterfox3151 6 років тому +12

    "But this is a dream and a lie"
    Description of Santa

  • @galleryg998
    @galleryg998 6 років тому +290

    There should of been more laughs from the audience!!!

    • @LadyDragonbane
      @LadyDragonbane 6 років тому +51

      I'm amazed they weren't cracking up from the first line

    • @nikitasfantasies6658
      @nikitasfantasies6658 6 років тому +46

      I think they were edited out

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 6 років тому +47

      @@nikitasfantasies6658 yeah there's no way they were dead silent through the whole thing.

    • @LadyDragonbane
      @LadyDragonbane 6 років тому +5

      @@nikitasfantasies6658 Makes sense

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel 6 років тому +12

      Maybe they were confused?

  • @heymemesaregreat551
    @heymemesaregreat551 6 років тому +1

    ‘I can only be forgotten’
    The sad truth.

  • @hopelesslover1967
    @hopelesslover1967 4 роки тому +8

    The way that they sing it so seriously makes it even *FUNNIER*

  • @lunathebooklover8734
    @lunathebooklover8734 5 років тому +3

    “Did I not know anything?nope”
    “I cannot sing!true,”
    😂👏🏻

  • @berrystein9197
    @berrystein9197 6 років тому +6

    A heartbreaking new year.
    I can only be forgotten.
    This should be some kind of merch!

  • @infooffthespectrum9144
    @infooffthespectrum9144 6 років тому +224

    Kinda early? Love you Malinda!

    • @adflyofficial
      @adflyofficial 6 років тому

      Very creative Name AAAA STOP BEATING ME IN LIKES

    • @infooffthespectrum9144
      @infooffthespectrum9144 6 років тому

      amanda veale sorry? I liked your comment already if that makes you feel any better

  • @aquarist5115
    @aquarist5115 6 років тому +4

    “Gradually watermelon” -> “Potatoes are very satisfactory”

  • @newchanneljustthatericidv129
    @newchanneljustthatericidv129 5 років тому +3

    *i can only be forgotten*
    Just...fricking relatable..

  • @marvelousmisty8433
    @marvelousmisty8433 5 років тому +3

    “Make a sacrifice to-the stars.. ITS SPIDER MAN” D-did Google Translate just say Spider Man was sacrificed to the stars, when you’re sacrificed, you’re killed…
    diD GOOGLE JUST PREDICT THE FUTURE?

  • @ZaraRowlandSinclair
    @ZaraRowlandSinclair 6 років тому +22

    As a Norwegian, I can nothing else than apologise for our oppression

  • @tannewton
    @tannewton 6 років тому +61

    next song: "Baby it's cold outside". I would like to see, if Google Translate would sing a much more pc version of that song, or if it would end up much creepier than the original version.

    • @woozleproductions9760
      @woozleproductions9760 6 років тому +2

      Tan Newton it’s bl**dy freezin’ out here.

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT 6 років тому +20

      I tried it. It got weird. How else can you define a song where you have to clarify you did not put a taxi into a drink?
      I really can not stay (all the little kids)
      I am very far (but small, cold outside)
      Tonight (I thought you would understand)
      So nice (I'll keep your hand like ice cream)
      My mother starts to worry (pretty, how are you in a hurry?)
      My dad went to the ground (listening to the fire of rhetoric)
      So I'm really good (nice, please do not hurry)
      It may be better to drink a little more.
      Neighbors can think (the child is bad)
      What is included in this drink? (There is no taxi)
      I would like to know how (your eyes are like astral lights)
      Break this spelling mistake (I'll take my hat, my hair will)
      I have to say "No, no, thanks".
      At least me (how does my pride hurt?)
      I can not really stay
      (Oh, baby, do not take it)
      My child will be forgiven
      I just have to go (but small, cold from the outside)
      The answer is not (but small, cold)
      Your welcome (as you have fallen)
      It is very nice and warm (see the storm window)
      My sister is suspicious (God's lips seem to be delicious)
      My brother will be at the door (waves on the tropical coast)
      The heart of my invisible aunt is bad (very good, lips)
      But probably only tobacco is more (never such a snow)
      I have to go home (but baby, you will freeze there)
      Please tell me to cover my fur (it depends on your knees)
      You're really great (I admire you touching my hands)
      But you do not see it? How did you do it to me?
      We have to talk tomorrow (think about my fear of my life)
      At least there is a lot of sense (if you die of pneumonia)
      I can not really stay
      (Other)
      Small, cold
      My child will be forgiven

    • @tannewton
      @tannewton 6 років тому +4

      @@DrGregoryHouseIT thanks. I laughed so hard about your translation. That was awesome but probably very difficult to sing.

    • @spaghettimist
      @spaghettimist 6 років тому +2

      @@DrGregoryHouseIT Omg this is absolutely beautiful.

    • @e.s.lavall9219
      @e.s.lavall9219 6 років тому +7

      My favourite is either "I'll keep your hand like ice cream" or "please tell me to cover my fur"

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 6 років тому +17

    "Jim has big bells." Good for him?

  • @codydotson22
    @codydotson22 6 років тому +34

    You look very pretty Malinda
    Edit: this is a reminder to buy space milk and arouse your neighbors

  • @jee3223
    @jee3223 6 років тому +30

    We will sell the good stuff to the old lungs.
    Makes sense

    • @sabrinagol9454
      @sabrinagol9454 6 років тому +1

      Sounds like a cigarettes advertisment in the 50's

  • @ElPayasoMalo
    @ElPayasoMalo 5 років тому +6

    I'm so glad the horrors of the Norwegian dictator Jim were all just a dream and a lie.

  • @nonamegiven202
    @nonamegiven202 6 років тому +35

    Still thinking Google Translate is trying to come out of the closet.

    • @dulcimerrafi
      @dulcimerrafi 6 років тому +4

      Well, it apparently implied that Fantine was a lesbian, so there.

  • @queenofwrath7823
    @queenofwrath7823 5 років тому +3

    Best part! Jim has big "bells"! 😂😂😂😂👍 🔔🔔 2:03

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 Рік тому +1

    “We’ve come to arouse your NEIGHBOR! Good news for Natalie!”
    I never knew my neighbor’s name was Natalie? Thank you, Google Translate! ❤

  • @podxol
    @podxol 5 років тому +3

    Jingle bells is now about a patriotic family living through a war in Norway. They don’t know how to use weaponized snowballs, they are opening the oppression in Norway, but are fleeing the country when they get caught. Their leader is corrupt and wants everything. They are calling likeminded people to join them and create an angry army. They want to sing patriotic songs to keep spirits up, but cannot remember any. After this terrible event they want to pass down the stories to their children. To deal with PTSD they drink a lot and befriend a man named Jim. Then they end up murdering the dictator and escaping from the hostile armies of the government. Then they all wake up because it was a dream.
    I have no idea how to explain their confusion for rainbow horses.

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому

      Google just watched a new TV show about nazis occupying Norway.

  • @ellabvb7085
    @ellabvb7085 6 років тому +6

    I didn't think I needed this in my life. I was awfully wrong.

  • @lizebotha8783
    @lizebotha8783 6 років тому +8

    Story:
    (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
    When Natalie is having a birthday, she makes a wish and wishes that Christmas was fun. Her parents tell her that they
    want her very well. Natalie tells then this year she was happy. Then Malinda and Michael come to arouse Natalie’s neighbor which is good news for her. But then she has a heartbreaking new year.
    (Deck the Halls)
    While she is celebrating her heartbreaking new year, Natalie learns that scientists are developing "space milk" and that it is right. She then sings Falala branch and makes a sacrifice to the stars by sacrificing Spider Man. Now Natalie is in a homosexual relationship with her headlamp. She says that potatoes are very satisfactory.
    (Jingle Bells)
    When stepping outside in the yard, Natalie finds a snowball and wonders how it works. She opens Norway's oppression and leaves the country, wanting everything and makes a group call by creating an angry army. She realizes that she can not sing and tells her babies that her cousin Jim has big bells and that he drinks everything. Jim's fairy godmother came to grant him a wish. He wished for just a normal purebred horse but the godmother accidentally summons a rainbow horse which was involved in Murder case #1, as he saw on the news. Jim escapes from Natalie, the godmother and the rainbow horse and wakes up to find that it has all been a dream and a lie (Or is it?)
    (Auld Lang Syne)
    After waking up, Jim thinks that if the owl he sees outside his window is forgotten, then he doesn't know anything. He realizes he can also only be forgotten with having Old Lung Syndrome. He tells his wife about his condition and promises her to sell the good stuff with his old lungs which will be removed from his body after he dies.

  • @bluej6107
    @bluej6107 6 років тому +1

    “All the children of earth”
    Turned into
    “The space infants are underground”

  • @OnceUponAGrimm
    @OnceUponAGrimm 6 років тому +4

    "Make a sacrifice to the stars."
    "It is spiderman."
    Thanos...is that you???

  • @percyjacksonandmarvelfan8003
    @percyjacksonandmarvelfan8003 6 років тому +1

    "Group call, create an angry army." Why am I not surprised?

  • @valleytheoflily
    @valleytheoflily 6 років тому +21

    Everyone tell your babies I cannot sing!

  • @kdemetter
    @kdemetter 6 років тому +1

    "Jim has big bells"
    Ok, ok , you don't have to brag about it all the time.

  • @alexandruandercou9851
    @alexandruandercou9851 6 років тому +24

    Ups this is a rainbow horse .Murder Case number 1.
    Now am I crazy or GTS actually admited hat he killed an unicorn?

    • @laniedragon
      @laniedragon 6 років тому

      Alexandru Andercou Google translate is Voldemort confirmed.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 5 років тому

      No no, it's implying that Rainbow Dash has committed a murder!

    • @themysteryquadrio339
      @themysteryquadrio339 5 років тому +1

      Rainbow dash did a murder?!be aware of the murderous horse

  • @icecranberry2148
    @icecranberry2148 6 років тому +1

    Potatoes ARE very satisfactry! I mean French fries, mashed, gnocchi, with onions or a salad,.....so many variations,YUM!

  • @codywolfwestern2476
    @codywolfwestern2476 6 років тому +24

    Jim has big bells? XD

  • @claireboyle7151
    @claireboyle7151 3 роки тому +1

    "Group call" has a very different meaning in the Zoom era.

  • @jj1639
    @jj1639 6 років тому +13

    Yass, another video by the man of the Miranda Says games

    • @McCoyHouse
      @McCoyHouse 6 років тому

      Miranda Sings is very different from this!

  • @Brooke_Raider
    @Brooke_Raider 6 років тому +1

    "How does this snowball work?" "Open Norway's oppression"
    Ehh...say what now?

  • @mikeysorrentino8480
    @mikeysorrentino8480 5 років тому +3

    So this is a four part story. In “We Wish you a Merry Christmas.” Malinda and Michael are celebrating someone’s birthday and they all think Christmas is boring. Malinda was actually happy this year as she normally suffers from depression. But she and Michael are also sexually depraved and both were attracted to their friends neighbor. Their other friend Natalie is also getting good news but a heartbreaking year is ahead for the friends. The story continues in “Deck the Halls” in which Malinda and Michael find space milk, and it was very good but then a branch fell on them. The only way for them to avoid death was to sacrifice Spider Man to the stars

  • @thatoneyoutubeuser5790
    @thatoneyoutubeuser5790 6 років тому

    “Now we we are homosexuals”
    I'm so glad you decided to trust us enough to tell us!

  • @bennyc8020
    @bennyc8020 4 роки тому +3

    The translation from Auld Lang Syne to Old Lung Syndrome, looks to me as Google's spell checker is working in place of Google Translate ... :D And selling all good stuff for the old lung, sounds like a charity event and matches well with the season of giving ~

  • @kiwisebastian8470
    @kiwisebastian8470 6 років тому +2

    "Potatoes are very satisfactary"
    -Google Translate

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 6 років тому +4

    Why would Google translate want to sacrifice Spiderman to the stars??!! I guess Google translate wants to save the city and spin webs? 😂 Very funny Malinda, as always.

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +1

      No. Google sacrifices you to the stars to summon spider man.

  • @brighty-go6nn
    @brighty-go6nn 5 років тому +1

    GT: We Will Sell The Good stuff For The Old Lungs
    Me: that’s a weird reason to sell drugs

  • @c0bbles344
    @c0bbles344 6 років тому +15

    Potatoes are very satisfactory
    Oops this is a rainbow horse... 😬

  • @DJTechYT
    @DJTechYT 5 років тому +1

    2:04 "Drink Everything"
    Kid: *drinks liquid nitrogen*

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 6 років тому +13

    I need a full version of Jingle Bells.. Sorry, Jim has Big Bells XD

  • @jjlover2682
    @jjlover2682 5 років тому +2

    U look great in that dress!!

  • @icecranberry2148
    @icecranberry2148 6 років тому +7

    "We come to arouse your neighbor."
    ew. Please don't. xD

  • @picolascage2449
    @picolascage2449 4 роки тому +1

    Potatoes are very satisfactory
    I need to figure out how to implement that into a normal conversation

  • @blenderbachcgi
    @blenderbachcgi 5 років тому +3

    2:55 "I think my lungs just gave out from all the laughing!"

  • @noodlearg9745
    @noodlearg9745 4 роки тому +2

    Imagine walking into this performance halfway through.

  • @awesomelyshorticles
    @awesomelyshorticles 6 років тому +3

    "Now we are homosexuals"
    This is essentially what happened to my entire friend group from middle school to high school.

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 роки тому

      It also happened to a few of my friends and some of their other friends.

  • @xFalsify
    @xFalsify 6 років тому +2

    I will never not love the fact that one of my favorite childhood hobbies has manifested itself into its own youtube channel.

  • @hka11726
    @hka11726 6 років тому +4

    Jim has big bells Jim has big bells
    I died XD

  • @spidernymph8964
    @spidernymph8964 6 років тому +1

    "Make a sacrifice to the stars, it's Spiderman." Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...

  • @Alvaldong
    @Alvaldong 5 років тому +3

    People: "So, what is something that you really wish to do?"
    Me: 2:12

  • @jamiehood850
    @jamiehood850 6 років тому +1

    I would love a t-shirt that says "Now we are homosexuals!" That is pure gold

  • @StarSpark2007
    @StarSpark2007 4 роки тому +3

    "Create an angry army."
    6 days after 2021: Yeah...

  • @vegetarianvamp101
    @vegetarianvamp101 6 років тому +1

    "We will trade the good stuff for the old lungs." Sounds like the Vidians from Star Trek: Voyager.

  • @gallacorn6728
    @gallacorn6728 6 років тому +15

    *That One Dislike Is Jack Skelington*

  • @ramiles35
    @ramiles35 6 років тому +1

    You look absolutely beautiful!!!

  • @koolkitty108
    @koolkitty108 6 років тому +8

    YES! I have to watch this!
    Edit: I choked on my space milk when "it’s spider man! Now we are homosexuals" came up.
    Edit 2: sounds like google translate is starting a war for jingle bells.

  • @vancesirron9170
    @vancesirron9170 6 років тому +1

    I saw the livestream, I didn't expect you to be in it so it was really hype. You truly nailed it Malinda, good job!

  • @Sughrinihil
    @Sughrinihil 6 років тому +6

    Google, are you high? I especially love the "Natale" part... I guess Google got too tired and forgot to translate it back to English.

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому

      It probably went Italian -> another language that did not have apporpriate word and turned it into a name -> english.

  • @kateburns9011
    @kateburns9011 5 років тому +1

    I showed this to my Dad. He literally died at “Open Norway’s oppression.”

  • @ggeeoorge
    @ggeeoorge 6 років тому +8

    Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
    @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 роки тому +2

    "Drink everything"
    Seems that Google's alcoholism is shining through once again.
    Intervention? Intervention, intervention intervention?