Can confirm I've been skiing in Austria and Switzerland since I was 2 years old and now that im 19 I'm starting to realize what a gem I've got here MILF wise. Especially the Flims Laax area in Switzerland and the St. Anton area in Austria are certainly golden cougar hunting grounds.
To add to the Aspen experience, BEWARE OF PRO LODGE MAMA’s. They are hot and flirty, but there’s a very good chance they are escorts cosplaying a lodge mama. They are usually an L.A. 9 or 10, and they charge as such. Easy way to weed them out is to sneak into the conversation early that you’re a snowboarder and they usually find a way to bolt quick.
If you do hit up the ice coast, Sugarbush was fucking Milf Heaven when I was there. Stowe and Killington are worth checking out too, and possibly Burke, Jay is awesome, but only for shredding. To the south, Mt Creek in Jersey is super crowded, mainly with hundreds of 1st time noobs and bombed out af in general, its really only good for the lodge scene which can be decent at times. Further north in NY, Bellayre is similar to Cooper because of helicopter parents and Hunter a No Milfs, but I heard Windham might fall higher up. Poconos isn't bad, Shawnee is a learner mt, so def Lodge Mamas common, but idk if they even serve alcohol. Camelback is def Lodge Mamas common.
Dude, I couldn't stop laughing the whole video. You actually subscribed to Aspen Vlog lol. I am not from the US, pyrenees local here, so I don't know any of those resorts, but still, everything here is so relatable. "The microwave" 😂😂😂. The translation to english of what we call them here would be like "astronaut 304". I've got a friend who calls them "the buzz lighyear". We've got those, and the kill bill, which are the other ones with the tight one piece suits and usually a wide stripe on both sides. Sometimes you can see a combo: kill bill legs, and astronaut 304 on the top, but never the other way around. You know it's a lodge mama when the helmet has got built-in goggles. No mormons in my country, but everything is related: I bought the movie Orgazmo at a ski resort, more than 20 years ago lol. In fkg VHS. We've got those fake cowgirls here too, but they are NOT available. Long story short: they are decent lol. They often are the older ones. There is another one though, but this one is what I call risky business, that would be the translation. And they are these ones that you see from a distance, and you can't tell if they are 35 or 15 lol. Sometimes they work in pairs. Who's the mom? Who's the daughter? Who's the mama here for fks sake! Anyway I'm going straight to hell.
Gotta support the lodge mamas, which is why I subscribed😂 and Kill Bill is such a good way to describe the tight-fitting vibe. Also, i was going to include a bit on the helmet and built in goggles so that's so spot on, I'm glad you mentioned that. Hilarious comment as always and thanks for watching man, glad you liked the video, hopefully I can make it to the pyrenees some day.
Skiing in Val d’Isère, French alps lately and I must say that I ve never seen this many lodge mamas in a resort before. You might want to make it your destination if you ever go to Europe.
On your last video I commented “I would like a distinction next time between single lodge mamas and not single lodge mamas. Because one is lawful good and the other is chaotic evil” and I feel like you really put some thought into that haha
@@josephjiran9500 I remember your comment and I was going to include it in this video. And yes, your comment opened up my brain to the wide world of lodge mamas and encouraged me to take a deeper dive in the subject.
@@feelinghealingfrequences7179 in the real world yes. At ski lodges, you are going to have some husband who was off getting drunk with his friends come running up to you shouting “hey! What are you doing trying to rizz up my wife!” Making a huge scene, getting lodged staff involved. Be careful identifying if it’s worth it or not to shoot your shot.
This is one of, if not the best, snowboarding videos I have ever seen. Learned more from it than the thousands I've watched in the past. Perfect solid analogies. Wasn't aware of a couple of these resorts but now I want to check them out. Thank you for sharing! Keystone and A-Basin reviews seemed on point, you didn't mention Breck, but after spending a few days and nights there couch surfing, it seemed like it would fit right between Milf Paradise and Lodge Mamas Common. Lululemon store basically slopeside to give you an idea. Apres scene is still pretty strong there too even with the vail corporate takeover pushing the norms out and trying hard af to kill the sport. Will have to go back to the Alps next big trip, if only to experience what paying under $75 a lift ticket for big mountains with powder is like, and possibly the subject of this video if its in the cards and my German isn't total garbage. Can also second the "Mormons are hot". Knew one in college, gorgeous redhead with a great personality, a solid 8.5/10, but she was in that too smart and super independent career driven thus unobtainable for those not making 6-figures category, which I reverified at the 10 year reunion where she was still single, kidless and holding a high position. Still had to take a shot, for the sake of mankind, but I didn't have the bankroll to even compete on that level. Anyway, solid video worth its weight in gold, keep up the great work and thanks for all the time and researched put into this.
This made me realize I am not a Lodge Momma. HAHAHAHAHA I'm an Obermeyer functional woman. LOVE the vibe and laugh! So great!!! Bravo! Come to Ski the East for the low-key second-divorce gal vibe.
21:30 Let's get real. You want to stay in the game with married women because they have single friends. If they like you, they will arrange your hookup for you, and all you have to do is chill out, be charming, and not blow it.
This is funny, I haven't skied or snowboarded in 25 yrs now, I decided to go back to where it all began for me 45 yrs ago. A reunion of sorts. Was fun seeing all the old faces of people who were still there doing it. Just a lot older. I just couldn't come up with any desire to say let's do this again for old time sake. I heard countless stories of injury, concussions, torn ligaments, all sorts of ailments. Then there was the cost increase, $250 a day, not to mention equipment costs. I just couldn't find any reason for myself to ski. I'd done it all, Europe, 100 day seasons, just felt odd now for me now, once I was over it. So I left town thinking it was nice, but I don't think I'll ever come back here again, I was bored, if you don't ski why be in a ski town. There's only so much beer you can drink, when all they talk about is something your not interested in doing anymore. But then it hit me a week later, babes on skis in tight jumper suits. That's what I used to like about skiing. Women do ski too! I knew I was missing something in my reasoning. I still probably will not ski again, but now I know what I might be missing out on.
i'm a lifelong skateboarder and i don't really like snowboarding but your videos this one in particular are so entertaining to where i wanna try it again
Where the heck is Sun Valley? This is where all the single cougars move to Apres Ski and several bars are open till 2am. I've never seen so many old women at a ski area before. Oh yea, and the conga line at River Run is off the chain.
I worked at big sky for a couple seasons and yes I remember the company giving the same uniforms to everyone. At the time I was after the 20 something bracket, but it truly breaks my heart the mama's were not kind to you.
You need to add Les3valles in the French alps. Largest ski resort in the world. From extremely extravagant Courchevel 1850 to the other side of Les 3 Valles Party haven Val Thornes!! The most epic mountain ski resort in the world!
@@christianmasseus1108 eldora, and copper are pretty good. You wanna go to places where college students can day trip. Like eldora is good cause of CU😂
Yo, I’m from Dallas and I’ll be at Copper for 5 days then Steamboat for 10 days in February. Thanks for the valuable insight. (Even though I knew most of it as I’ve worked at Steamboat and Keystone)
Totally agree with the Utah placement and argument as to why. They're all dimes but idk if converting to Mormonism is the play, they don't drink coffee or booze!
Hey so update on antelope Butte! We now have a lodge and 2 lifts and a magic carpet. Also for the 24/25 season we are letting anyone under 18 ski for free. The hope is that this will bring in more single moms who will pay for their kid to get a lesson.
I personally would say that steamboat as milf paradise potential. There’s always honeys up there. And Keystone, yes there are occasional honeys, but most of them are teaching their kids I feel like.
Nooo, avoid Winter Park. The food/bar establihments close at eight or nine so you have to drive in to Fraser hit the bars. And there's not a lot. What's the Iron skillet or something like that that might be worth checking out. I actually saw more mamas there during the summer season. Their brats are mountain bike and they sit around reading books. Some more approachable somewhere. I was there with my son. I was 50 something he was 20 something and we did have some conversations but didnt follow up.
No idea how I got here, but I'm stoked that this is my introduction to snowboarding.
This is all you need to ever know about snowboarding. This is all snowboarding is😂
Welcome to the game kid
wait till you get OFF your board and ON to Milfs
@@junkysnack486 With enough game, i would say "IN"
Same. No idea how this video ended up in my feed.
But, hey! Learn something new everyday!
This is some of the highest quality snowboard journalism I have seen since like 2005. Stan should be shaking in his boots rn
Thanks man I appreciate it a lot.🙏🙏🙏 I'm sure Stan is unconcerned about the lodge mama video😂😂
this is what snowboarding needs
finally a channel that tackles the big questions head on
The one and only S+++++ tier location is the Alps. anywhere you look you will see a mama ready to change your life
This valuable info is why I uploaded this video. Thank you, I want to make the trip even more now
You mean grandmothers from Germany?
Aspen is definitely there in US. Maybe Vail could be. I don't know if I've ever seen women in Jackson lol
Can confirm
I've been skiing in Austria and Switzerland since I was 2 years old and now that im 19 I'm starting to realize what a gem I've got here MILF wise. Especially the Flims Laax area in Switzerland and the St. Anton area in Austria are certainly golden cougar hunting grounds.
Italy and Switzerland are spillin over with lodge mamas
“What’s up team Huckhouse” got me
Dude. The challenge rail analogy is killing me 🤣🤣🤣
Such a funny comparison but surprisingly accurate & even encouraging 🤣
S tier content
To add to the Aspen experience, BEWARE OF PRO LODGE MAMA’s. They are hot and flirty, but there’s a very good chance they are escorts cosplaying a lodge mama. They are usually an L.A. 9 or 10, and they charge as such. Easy way to weed them out is to sneak into the conversation early that you’re a snowboarder and they usually find a way to bolt quick.
We need a part two for west coast and east coast. this vid is hilarious
If I ever get a better job than dominos and can afford such travel I shall🫡🫡
If you do hit up the ice coast, Sugarbush was fucking Milf Heaven when I was there. Stowe and Killington are worth checking out too, and possibly Burke, Jay is awesome, but only for shredding. To the south, Mt Creek in Jersey is super crowded, mainly with hundreds of 1st time noobs and bombed out af in general, its really only good for the lodge scene which can be decent at times. Further north in NY, Bellayre is similar to Cooper because of helicopter parents and Hunter a No Milfs, but I heard Windham might fall higher up. Poconos isn't bad, Shawnee is a learner mt, so def Lodge Mamas common, but idk if they even serve alcohol. Camelback is def Lodge Mamas common.
Dude, I couldn't stop laughing the whole video. You actually subscribed to Aspen Vlog lol.
I am not from the US, pyrenees local here, so I don't know any of those resorts, but still, everything here is so relatable.
"The microwave" 😂😂😂. The translation to english of what we call them here would be like "astronaut 304". I've got a friend who calls them "the buzz lighyear". We've got those, and the kill bill, which are the other ones with the tight one piece suits and usually a wide stripe on both sides. Sometimes you can see a combo: kill bill legs, and astronaut 304 on the top, but never the other way around.
You know it's a lodge mama when the helmet has got built-in goggles.
No mormons in my country, but everything is related: I bought the movie Orgazmo at a ski resort, more than 20 years ago lol. In fkg VHS.
We've got those fake cowgirls here too, but they are NOT available. Long story short: they are decent lol. They often are the older ones.
There is another one though, but this one is what I call risky business, that would be the translation. And they are these ones that you see from a distance, and you can't tell if they are 35 or 15 lol. Sometimes they work in pairs. Who's the mom? Who's the daughter? Who's the mama here for fks sake!
Anyway I'm going straight to hell.
Gotta support the lodge mamas, which is why I subscribed😂 and Kill Bill is such a good way to describe the tight-fitting vibe. Also, i was going to include a bit on the helmet and built in goggles so that's so spot on, I'm glad you mentioned that. Hilarious comment as always and thanks for watching man, glad you liked the video, hopefully I can make it to the pyrenees some day.
Dude don’t stop making these! This is so freakin funny!
Thank you for your service dayton. doing the research we didnt even know we needed
Thanks sam😂 this is what a University of Wyoming business degree has led too☠️
ya bro, top tier research that we didn't know we needed!
Thanks man🙏
Deer Valley or Park City would be a healthy addition to this list
Deer Valley? What are you some kinda skier? Hur dur I think Dayton should rank Alta too
Skiing in Val d’Isère, French alps lately and I must say that I ve never seen this many lodge mamas in a resort before. You might want to make it your destination if you ever go to Europe.
It’s on my list
The Snowboard content we need! Lol this shits gold!
Thank you🫡💪🫡
On your last video I commented “I would like a distinction next time between single lodge mamas and not single lodge mamas. Because one is lawful good and the other is chaotic evil” and I feel like you really put some thought into that haha
@@josephjiran9500 I remember your comment and I was going to include it in this video. And yes, your comment opened up my brain to the wide world of lodge mamas and encouraged me to take a deeper dive in the subject.
dont worry about wedding rings in 2025
most relationships are open
shoot your shot
@@feelinghealingfrequences7179 in the real world yes. At ski lodges, you are going to have some husband who was off getting drunk with his friends come running up to you shouting “hey! What are you doing trying to rizz up my wife!” Making a huge scene, getting lodged staff involved. Be careful identifying if it’s worth it or not to shoot your shot.
This is one of, if not the best, snowboarding videos I have ever seen. Learned more from it than the thousands I've watched in the past. Perfect solid analogies. Wasn't aware of a couple of these resorts but now I want to check them out. Thank you for sharing!
Keystone and A-Basin reviews seemed on point, you didn't mention Breck, but after spending a few days and nights there couch surfing, it seemed like it would fit right between Milf Paradise and Lodge Mamas Common. Lululemon store basically slopeside to give you an idea. Apres scene is still pretty strong there too even with the vail corporate takeover pushing the norms out and trying hard af to kill the sport. Will have to go back to the Alps next big trip, if only to experience what paying under $75 a lift ticket for big mountains with powder is like, and possibly the subject of this video if its in the cards and my German isn't total garbage.
Can also second the "Mormons are hot". Knew one in college, gorgeous redhead with a great personality, a solid 8.5/10, but she was in that too smart and super independent career driven thus unobtainable for those not making 6-figures category, which I reverified at the 10 year reunion where she was still single, kidless and holding a high position. Still had to take a shot, for the sake of mankind, but I didn't have the bankroll to even compete on that level.
Anyway, solid video worth its weight in gold, keep up the great work and thanks for all the time and researched put into this.
This made me realize I am not a Lodge Momma. HAHAHAHAHA
I'm an Obermeyer functional woman.
LOVE the vibe and laugh! So great!!! Bravo!
Come to Ski the East for the low-key second-divorce gal vibe.
I love an obermeyer functional ski woman too 😘😘😘
I'm glad you liked the video, thank you🙏🙏
@@DaytonHammel y'all are sparking like when I check the jumper cables are hot. 💥💥💥
Best snowboarding content in the past 2 decades
HES BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER🔥🔥🔥🌶️
We need SSS tier list next
facts!!!!
get this man a pulitzer prize
21:30 Let's get real. You want to stay in the game with married women because they have single friends. If they like you, they will arrange your hookup for you, and all you have to do is chill out, be charming, and not blow it.
That's the topic we all had been waiting for.
As a mountain biker I still watched this thoughful guide till the end. The content I go to the Internet for. Hats off to you, man.
I’ve never skied in my life but this was recommended and I’m glad I watched it it was hilarious
Never clicked on a video faster 😂😂
TY, hope this video is informative for you😂
Same here this is absolutely hilarious 😂
Best snowboard content I've seen keep this up!
A great college style lecture.
Thank you😂
Absolutely goated. Incredible work, my brother
Quality editing, quality video
thanks lexi😂
This is the snowboard content we want
Never been, and probably never will be in one of those Ski resorts but man, that still mady my day! 😂
thank you for reporting your findings soldier
🫡
Yo. The video we didn’t know we needed.
please make more of these they’re so entertaining 🙏
how do you think i bought both passes this year?? my girl margaret
So this is the knowledge my ski instructor was hiding from me
This is funny, I haven't skied or snowboarded in 25 yrs now, I decided to go back to where it all began for me 45 yrs ago.
A reunion of sorts. Was fun seeing all the old faces of people who were still there doing it. Just a lot older. I just couldn't come up with any desire to say let's do this again for old time sake. I heard countless stories of injury, concussions, torn ligaments, all sorts of ailments. Then there was the cost increase, $250 a day, not to mention equipment costs. I just couldn't find any reason for myself to ski. I'd done it all, Europe, 100 day seasons, just felt odd now for me now, once I was over it. So I left town thinking it was nice, but I don't think I'll ever come back here again, I was bored, if you don't ski why be in a ski town. There's only so much beer you can drink, when all they talk about is something your not interested in doing anymore. But then it hit me a week later, babes on skis in tight jumper suits. That's what I used to like about skiing.
Women do ski too! I knew I was missing something in my reasoning. I still probably will not ski again, but now I know what I might be missing out on.
this is what snowboarding needs
Snowboarding entertainment that is needed on the Internet
lil bro stop glazing me
The first minute into this video and i'm laughing so hard. 27 more minutes to go!
Hell yeah, glad you like it so far and hopefully the next 27 minutes isn't too bad
As an avid Utah skier I gotta say the lodge mommas runnin the show at deer valley!
much love for what you’re doin
thanks man, I'll try to keep up this goofy shit
i'm a lifelong skateboarder and i don't really like snowboarding but your videos this one in particular are so entertaining to where i wanna try it again
Its way more fun than skating once it really clicks, but skating will forever be cooler
Dude this video is hilarious 😂
Just found the new way to plan my trips!
Bro Arizona snowbowl got them rich Scottsdale moms.
thank you for the valuable info, AZ is not too far so this is a great option
This is brilliant. And "gondola gooners" folded me
Same, now i feel like i have to watch that video also
I can vouch for my local mountain Palisade as LMC. Aspen was super fun 30 years ago. I’m not done yet! Next stop…Jackson’s Hole!
Incredible list😂……secret milf paradise… the republic of Georgia ski areas and Bosnia…😂
Thank you for the valuable information, the boys and I will start looking into these destinations
Thank you for your deep insights brother
Lodge Momma is a fantastic expression. I’ll be using this. Ty
Where the heck is Sun Valley? This is where all the single cougars move to Apres Ski and several bars are open till 2am. I've never seen so many old women at a ski area before. Oh yea, and the conga line at River Run is off the chain.
Top level content. The Channel 5 of snow sports
Awesome video. Def check out Utah again. Mormons don’t ski so i think you need to re review the Utah lodge mamas lol
Bravo, young man. **golf clap**. Now go to Tahoe. And Whistler.
Close enough.. welcome back waren Miller
Can we get a SSS tier list
I haven’t snowboarded in 3 years and this just popped up into my algorithm. Made me bombing ice on the east coast with my boys 😭🫡
Never subbed so fast after that glockhouse diss
Next up, resort town cocaine tier list
Breck would have to be above steamboat imo
Cocaine tier list is crazy😂😂😂😂
People still do cocaine?
Best video of 2024😂👌 can you make one for europe💪
I worked at big sky for a couple seasons and yes I remember the company giving the same uniforms to everyone. At the time I was after the 20 something bracket, but it truly breaks my heart the mama's were not kind to you.
What a banger, had to subscribe
Dude, well played. You will always be single playing this game, but very well played.
This guy is the gifted hater of snowboarding. Truly what snowboarding needs
This was useful information. Thanks for making this.
Lodge mamas at vail resorts go hard too, beaver creek in particular
This man is a real hero❤️🔥
yo, shout out to the 2% viewership! I shared this with mi mum
Antelope butte does have the summit lift open now and the lodge is done with a bar upstairs but personally no milf sightings but some s.s.s
Thanks for the updated info, I wanna make it back up to AB this year hopefully. Are Sheridan moms still acting up or is that just rodeo week?
I will personally crowdfund a trip to mammoth and Pali for you to conduct further research. Studies need to be conducted at whistler as well
Bro! get some merch going!. i want a riding hoodie that says "lodge mammas are...a lot... like challenge raillszz"
This is what snowboarding needs!!!
Thank you algorithm for this absolute effing gem!😂😂😂
A1 content! Go pokes 🤠
Good to see so many men of culture gathered in one place.
amazing content
thanks travis scott, very cool
This man would enjoy Vail and Deer Valley. Alta is SSS heaven
Fun video dude!
You need to add Les3valles in the French alps. Largest ski resort in the world. From extremely extravagant Courchevel 1850 to the other side of Les 3 Valles Party haven Val Thornes!! The most epic mountain ski resort in the world!
As a divorced lodge milf (Oberheim leggings and jacket, Black Crows) who skis the basin I approve this list.
@@nicolesi2201 Espresso Martinis on me next time we are at A basin together😘🍸
Way to start the season
Where is Breckenridge on this list? Is it better than winter park?
I've never rode at Breck. I've heard good things about lodge mamas there though.
Thanks
Is Eldora the best place for SSS in your opinion?
@@christianmasseus1108 eldora, and copper are pretty good. You wanna go to places where college students can day trip. Like eldora is good cause of CU😂
№1 resort is 100% Courchevel, Les Trois Vallées!!!!! Trust me on this one
I appreciate the info🙏🙏 it's now on my bucket list
Yo, I’m from Dallas and I’ll be at Copper for 5 days then Steamboat for 10 days in February. Thanks for the valuable insight. (Even though I knew most of it as I’ve worked at Steamboat and Keystone)
Totally agree with the Utah placement and argument as to why. They're all dimes but idk if converting to Mormonism is the play, they don't drink coffee or booze!
This is hilarious and fantastic! Well done. Apparently I’m also weird! :)
make another one on resorts in the alps!!
Hayton Dammel is my favorite youtuber
😭thank you🙏🙏 lodge mamas are coming your way the next time you on the hill
them Goldberg boots are hard wtf
I gotta hit them up for the sponsor😂😂
Hey so update on antelope Butte! We now have a lodge and 2 lifts and a magic carpet. Also for the 24/25 season we are letting anyone under 18 ski for free. The hope is that this will bring in more single moms who will pay for their kid to get a lesson.
Mammoth Mtn. Snow Summit. Durango Mtn Resort. Telluride. Telluride and Durango blow up.
I personally would say that steamboat as milf paradise potential. There’s always honeys up there. And Keystone, yes there are occasional honeys, but most of them are teaching their kids I feel like.
Can confirm Whistler is a Paradise
This is Sugar Sean if he would’ve dropped the octagon for the slopes
Nooo, avoid Winter Park. The food/bar establihments close at eight or nine so you have to drive in to Fraser hit the bars. And there's not a lot. What's the Iron skillet or something like that that might be worth checking out. I actually saw more mamas there during the summer season. Their brats are mountain bike and they sit around reading books. Some more approachable somewhere. I was there with my son. I was 50 something he was 20 something and we did have some conversations but didnt follow up.
Most snowboarding sounding snowboarder I've ever heard
BANGER