Can we take a moment to appreciate the excellently named Boleslaw Herman had a child called Brynhilda of Laughamarr, an equally exquisite name, seriously thats an amazing name
What disaster! Such a disgrace has befallen some of our sick comrades! You might remember that a few of our number had fallen ill. Well, it's getting worse. To give them something to do, they were ordered to inspect a captured catapult and list all the reasons why our rockets were superior. Sadly, one of the sick victims got into the firing bucket, and was launched hundreds of feet through the air and into a small city we are besieging (It's not on a map). We kept asking the city to "Bring out our dead" so we can give him a proper funeral, but they seem to have misunderstood. For weeks now they have been piling up corpses of sick people in their streets. Maybe, just maybe... this might be contagious.
Oh yeah, they've been mistaking your crier for a mailman, and they want you to mail the corpses to Denmark, HRE, Hungarian Austria, Papal States, Sicily, and England
You'll see how attentive the mothers of men, sidhe, and gods are to their children. (crushes the skull of a lucherpaun and rubs the brain and blood all over face) Dear mothers of all life, hear my plea! A perfect specimen of the most perfect race among all gods, a daughter of the Tuatha Dé Danann, I plea upon your maternal glory to lay a great curse on all of Europe, a blight upon all ages!
I think the reason you've fallen it if favor in the cardinals college is that you have not been training as many priests as you did in the early game. Your priest in the college are also probably getting old now. It would not be a bad idea to invest in priests in the Middle East and Russia to convert muslims in Asia Minor and Russia. That way you have a new wave of good priests coming into the college.
I love it when Jon gets mad at his troops for the commands HE told them to do lmao Also when he forgets to check where his troops are initially set up and then blames them like they ignored his order hahaha
I like how he got corrected about using the terms 'indirect fire' wrong and how he calls generals 'kings'. He acknowledges the correction then explains why he's going to continue getting it wrong because he prefers it that way.
Princesses only emerge on your main family line, ie. the side with the faction leader and faction heir on it. All other female family members are only minor princesses and thus won't actually spawn on the map.
Danish army : Its over France I've got the high ground French army : You underestimate my power Danish army: Don't try it What should of happened : Danish army walks off and leaves the reminisces of the French army What Jon made happen : Run them down to the last man *DESTROY THEM* EDIT: Thank You for the likes I've never had so many :)
The Daily Dane *New Restaurant booms in Marseille!* French Lasagne is a new restaurant in Marseille that boomed after introducing their lasagnes and renaming their business last week. We hear rumors that the secret ingredient is Roasted Frenchmen and Horse meat. The owner did not deny or confirm this rumor. Here are some reviews of the restaurant. King Charles: 8/10 The service was royal but they skimped on the amenities. What restaurant doesn't use golden spoons? Hugalu: 10/8 Great service but misspelled my name more than a few times.
6kvin10 Damnit Hulagu! You're supposed to be spying! Spies. Don't. Use. Their. Real. Names! You better bring back some useful intel this time, if you come back talking nonsense like "The lasagne isn't made from horses" or "They have straight swords. Straight, swords" then I'll have you scouting the latrines for a week! Also, if you could leave a few business cards for Silk Road Chicken Fingers in that restaurant, I'd appreciate it.
Jon before the battle: This time I've got these scouts to chase down any routing units. Jon during the battle: Uses his scouts like mailed knights, gets them all killed then doesn't have them for riding down routing units. 🤦
Hey Jon love your content... but... I'm pretty sure Admiral Jon has been dead for a few years in game now and no one has acknowledged his death. It's just getting quite depressing now that's all.
The Mongol horde (as do the Timurids) tends to settle in either Antioch, Iconium or Kiev. The best way to deal with them is to build a fort with a single damaged unit, let them take that fort, and then siege the fort. The hordes are most dangerous when they're mobile, leaving them locked in a fort will grant you a incredible advantage.
After having this game for 17 years, I have never seen a bridge battle with that kind of topography, before seeing this LP. The terrain has always been flat. I am sure that was good fun to play! I think this is the only series of Jon's I haven't finished yet in the past 2 years of trying to catch up. It is such a treat when content creators bother to keep a back catalog
If you can take tolouse and then Bordeaux you'll have a really strong barrier against the French from the north and south, and if you take angers they'll be finished except in Spain
Manya . Please rename Tolouse to Toll House (cookie/chocolate chip brand in the states) And unless a better name comes up please rename Bordeaux -> Bored-dough
Those "weird weapons" you keep talking about the french having are called Halberds. They're a kind of combination weapon- on the top is a spike like a spear, on the front side is a big blade like an ax, and on the back is usually another spike or hammer for doing concussive damage or puncturing armour. It's basically like having a spear, a war axe, and a giant ice-pick/hammer all in one, which IRL would make it very effective in large units as a kind of anti-armoured knight phalanx unit. Not sure how exactly that's represented in Total War.
I thought they were pole-axes, Halberds are a lot longer and is what the Swiss Guard in the game use. Halberds are actually pretty good, poleaxes in the game are pretty useless.
To response of unsure how you would use the spike on the back to pull a horseman of his horse by puncturing his chestplate. They also weren't in units in the same way as in total war most people in the unit would have spears and a couple people usually at the edges of the square would have halberds for the aforementioned pulling. (not a historian heard this somewhere and it made sense to me when I heard it)Also axehead was there to kill the knight once he was on the ground with a downwards swing.
I don't think the French have any halberd units (Though the Voulgier function like them). The heavy weapons a few dismounted knight types use are poleaxes. Halberds are more like pikes with a secondary axe head and hook
Little known fact; French cavalry developed a gallop that allows the rider to move backwards at high speed to allow for rapid surrender. The man who invented it was shortlisted for the Nobel Peace (treaty) prize.
It's pretty funny in my MED II byzantine game where I clicked on my allies (Hungary) and their army said "WE SHALL HONOUR THE ALLIANCE!" *Declares war next turn and sieges capital with just cav*. *Following Turn allies my Enemy who is about to die*
I figured I'd leave this tip for anyone who watched this series, because I didn't notice Jon mentioning it, and it took me a long time to realize it. To actually form a spear wall (for example, with the sword staff militia), you have to put them on guard mode. Only then will they lower their poleaxes and brace. I finally found this out for my current Scottish campaign and you have no idea how much it helps.
Nottingham would be much more useful to take than London, with London you'll just be attacked from Nottingham constantly whereas with Nottingham you could easily pick off York or London
Man, it'd be great if by a millionth of a Chance, Captain Jon became a general and was called Jon Carton, after the carton of eggs that we all know makes up the body of God Emperor Jon.
Actually, the Noble Knights were supposed to be really solid. however, due to some double-handed weapon glitch that makes them block more than attacking they kinda' suck in this game, which is quite a shame.
I think only daughters of the King and the heir become princess's. Or they're going to crush Ceaserea and then swing south through Tarsus I mean Adana. If only someone had taken it a few turns ago and had fortified it!
You know, Bastard doesn't need to be censored, since it isn't being used to swear, it's a perfectly legitimate term to describe the Son or Daughter of an Unmarried couple. For example I'm a bastard, and my parents never insinuated that Bastard was a swear word to me, and because of that, I don't see it as very much of a swearword.
What Jon could do at this point: Take the force at Iron Eystien and take Rheims and maybe Paris. The force in south france can walk up to Dijon and take that. Toulouse is under siege, will be taken. If Jon wanted to do a lot of damage to the french, now would be the time as he could take 4 major cities/castle/fortress from them in 2 turns or so.
i personally would LOVE it if you did this series again in the english campaign, there are many others i'd love to see, but english is waaaaaaaayyyyyy up at the top
So instead of an ad, I got a Father John Misty song before this video: "Things It Would Have Been Helpful To Know." No, Jon, it is not a song about your perception.
Jon, please don't put the sword staff or any pikemen into guard mode while in spear wall if you're fighting infantry, it makes them brace and is only good against cavalry, against infantry they just act weird and it's less effective then just letting them go without bracing, they'll just put down the pike/staff as soon as the enemy gets close and will do much better against infantry
If I recall correctly, not all female family members become princess-type agents. I think it bascially determines a baseline stat for Charm on "adulthood" (or whatever counts as that for medieval women) and if it's too low, the character doesn't become an agent.
Thanks, I wasn't quite sure. That still explains why Boleslaw doesn't have any princess daughters - he's not the faction leader - and probably won't ever be. Though I wonder, in what position is he in the line of succession? Does Medieval 2 go Father->son->second son like Rome did? Or is it Father->son->grandson?
Dismounted Noble knights are actually pretty bad. Dismounted Feudal Knights are actually pretty okay against them IIRC because they get higher defence skill. With defence skill, you cause the enemy to be stunned which just snowballs in favour of sword+shield
The reason the game is lagging when walls are crumbling is the physics, back when Medieval II was new physics processors were uncommon so they made the fool proof version of phsyics that require a lot of CPU power instead.
So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs . When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "
I wouldn't say that the Danish in this game has Danish accents. I get a more of a eastern Europe/Slavic feel (no wrongs in that). Maybe just me. Princesses' especially. /Swede
I just realized that Charles has never seen his kingdom. Last time he was in Denmark, his father was king.
It's funny how the "Siege Expert" gets himself oneshot by a catapult.
mrspidey80 He knew siege equipment inside out, then siege equipment knew him inside out.
Hoisted by his own petard
Jon, how does Claire react when she hears you cackling maniacally and yelling 'DIE FRENCH BASTARDS'?
Can we take a moment to appreciate the excellently named Boleslaw Herman had a child called Brynhilda of Laughamarr, an equally exquisite name, seriously thats an amazing name
What disaster! Such a disgrace has befallen some of our sick comrades! You might remember that a few of our number had fallen ill. Well, it's getting worse. To give them something to do, they were ordered to inspect a captured catapult and list all the reasons why our rockets were superior.
Sadly, one of the sick victims got into the firing bucket, and was launched hundreds of feet through the air and into a small city we are besieging (It's not on a map).
We kept asking the city to "Bring out our dead" so we can give him a proper funeral, but they seem to have misunderstood. For weeks now they have been piling up corpses of sick people in their streets.
Maybe, just maybe... this might be contagious.
Oh yeah, they've been mistaking your crier for a mailman, and they want you to mail the corpses to Denmark, HRE, Hungarian Austria, Papal States, Sicily, and England
Ach, wir, die Bürger des Reiches, sind zäh. Was kann uns so eine kleine Krankheit schon anhaben?
You never know what a few prayers to the Morrigan can do
About as much as a few prayers to chicken nuggets if you aren't a celt I should imagine.
You'll see how attentive the mothers of men, sidhe, and gods are to their children.
(crushes the skull of a lucherpaun and rubs the brain and blood all over face)
Dear mothers of all life, hear my plea! A perfect specimen of the most perfect race among all gods, a daughter of the Tuatha Dé Danann, I plea upon your maternal glory to lay a great curse on all of Europe, a blight upon all ages!
*French army gets hit by flaming ball*
Danish solider : So that's how French fries are made!
Get it?
I'll just show my self out ......
Actually, I'd like MOOR fries!
I always wondered how the cooks made them
Bleiben Sie ruhig, ich bin sehr amüsiert.
[OSK] One Shot Kill you mean freedom fries?
There's Norway in hell we're ever getting past these national puns is there?
"Live by the artillery, die by the artillery" - Ahmed Nyambek and Captain Jesper
M2HK2010 More like Ahmed Ny-ot-c-am-ing-bek. Am I right?
Only the leader's daughters become princesses btw.
I think the reason you've fallen it if favor in the cardinals college is that you have not been training as many priests as you did in the early game. Your priest in the college are also probably getting old now. It would not be a bad idea to invest in priests in the Middle East and Russia to convert muslims in Asia Minor and Russia. That way you have a new wave of good priests coming into the college.
Good idea - I'll get some more trained at Cairo soon, as I have the master theologian guild there.
+ invest in the first cathedral + more churches. Pope likes them churches.
@@ManyATrueNerd Should have titled this chapter "French Fries" ...lol...
John the weapons the French and English noble knights use are called poleaxes.
Crispy Mormon fantastic name and pic combo
Heavy cavalry camels? Don't you mean heavy camelry?
Medieval 2: Total War - Part 34 - French Fries
i think you mean 'Medieval 2: Total War - Part 34 - Moor French Fries'
Moroccan cooking was always fiery. This part only proves that.
Total war drinking game: Drink away your sadness Everytime Jon mentions the frame rate during a wall collapse.
Europe: Hello Horde?
Mongols: Horde broke
Europe:Understandable have a great day
Mongols:but we got rockets
Did Jon EVER in this series look at the Financial overview or will income remain an eternal puzzle for him?
I know right? I've been screaming DISMISS THOSE MERCS!
I love it when Jon gets mad at his troops for the commands HE told them to do lmao
Also when he forgets to check where his troops are initially set up and then blames them like they ignored his order hahaha
I like how he got corrected about using the terms 'indirect fire' wrong and how he calls generals 'kings'. He acknowledges the correction then explains why he's going to continue getting it wrong because he prefers it that way.
@UltimaPowers the British and best way! :D
Princesses only emerge on your main family line, ie. the side with the faction leader and faction heir on it. All other female family members are only minor princesses and thus won't actually spawn on the map.
Danish army : Its over France I've got the high ground
French army : You underestimate my power
Danish army: Don't try it
What should of happened : Danish army walks off and leaves the reminisces of the French army
What Jon made happen : Run them down to the last man *DESTROY THEM*
EDIT: Thank You for the likes I've never had so many :)
Sehr lustig, mein Kaiser, ganz ehrlich.
Big ball of fire vs Enemy General - Who will win? place your bets
500 gold on the big ball of fire.
100 florins on the big ball of fire!
50 Florins on the General (imagine the payout if I win)
The Daily Dane
*New Restaurant booms in Marseille!*
French Lasagne is a new restaurant in Marseille that boomed after introducing their lasagnes and renaming their business last week. We hear rumors that the secret ingredient is Roasted Frenchmen and Horse meat. The owner did not deny or confirm this rumor. Here are some reviews of the restaurant.
King Charles: 8/10 The service was royal but they skimped on the amenities. What restaurant doesn't use golden spoons?
Hugalu: 10/8 Great service but misspelled my name more than a few times.
6kvin10 the danely day sound much better
Soon your paper shall be called "The Celtic Times" if all goes well
6kvin10 Damnit Hulagu! You're supposed to be spying! Spies. Don't. Use. Their. Real. Names! You better bring back some useful intel this time, if you come back talking nonsense like "The lasagne isn't made from horses" or "They have straight swords. Straight, swords" then I'll have you scouting the latrines for a week!
Also, if you could leave a few business cards for Silk Road Chicken Fingers in that restaurant, I'd appreciate it.
Seriously though, what restaurant doesn't use golden spoons?
Jon before the battle: This time I've got these scouts to chase down any routing units.
Jon during the battle: Uses his scouts like mailed knights, gets them all killed then doesn't have them for riding down routing units.
🤦
maybe one day he'll use loose formation
Hey Jon love your content... but... I'm pretty sure Admiral Jon has been dead for a few years in game now and no one has acknowledged his death. It's just getting quite depressing now that's all.
"nobody" lol let's fix that "everyone but Jon*" XD
he does know, he mentioned it in the most recent Stellaris livestream
They lost the same battle twice and the worst thing is they'll be back for Moor
Aulus Augustus oh aulus dont do that vatinius will PUNish you!
The Mongol horde (as do the Timurids) tends to settle in either Antioch, Iconium or Kiev. The best way to deal with them is to build a fort with a single damaged unit, let them take that fort, and then siege the fort.
The hordes are most dangerous when they're mobile, leaving them locked in a fort will grant you a incredible advantage.
After having this game for 17 years, I have never seen a bridge battle with that kind of topography, before seeing this LP. The terrain has always been flat. I am sure that was good fun to play!
I think this is the only series of Jon's I haven't finished yet in the past 2 years of trying to catch up. It is such a treat when content creators bother to keep a back catalog
I hope there's moor
Fuck you please sir may I have some moor
oh yea baby harder!!!GIVE ME MOOR
Your jokes are very moor.
I have no remoorse
United Nations You should get MOOR jokes
If you can take tolouse and then Bordeaux you'll have a really strong barrier against the French from the north and south, and if you take angers they'll be finished except in Spain
Yep, and their Spanish stuff was recent - it's likely very underdeveloped.
Manya . Please rename Tolouse to Toll House (cookie/chocolate chip brand in the states)
And unless a better name comes up please rename Bordeaux -> Bored-dough
I'm picturing Claire walking in just as Jon is gleefully declaring "crispy crispy French people!"
Hey look its the mongols, *Thomas the tank engine theme starts playing* OH DEAR LORD NO
Those "weird weapons" you keep talking about the french having are called Halberds. They're a kind of combination weapon- on the top is a spike like a spear, on the front side is a big blade like an ax, and on the back is usually another spike or hammer for doing concussive damage or puncturing armour. It's basically like having a spear, a war axe, and a giant ice-pick/hammer all in one, which IRL would make it very effective in large units as a kind of anti-armoured knight phalanx unit. Not sure how exactly that's represented in Total War.
I thought they were pole-axes, Halberds are a lot longer and is what the Swiss Guard in the game use. Halberds are actually pretty good, poleaxes in the game are pretty useless.
To response of unsure how you would use the spike on the back to pull a horseman of his horse by puncturing his chestplate. They also weren't in units in the same way as in total war most people in the unit would have spears and a couple people usually at the edges of the square would have halberds for the aforementioned pulling. (not a historian heard this somewhere and it made sense to me when I heard it)Also axehead was there to kill the knight once he was on the ground with a downwards swing.
I'll have you know those weird weapons are double pike beams. Amateurs the lot of you.
I don't think the French have any halberd units (Though the Voulgier function like them). The heavy weapons a few dismounted knight types use are poleaxes.
Halberds are more like pikes with a secondary axe head and hook
Little known fact; French cavalry developed a gallop that allows the rider to move backwards at high speed to allow for rapid surrender. The man who invented it was shortlisted for the Nobel Peace (treaty) prize.
It's pretty funny in my MED II byzantine game where I clicked on my allies (Hungary) and their army said "WE SHALL HONOUR THE ALLIANCE!" *Declares war next turn and sieges capital with just cav*. *Following Turn allies my Enemy who is about to die*
I'm never making freinds ever again
Total War AI. Insane hostility and compulsive treason
I figured I'd leave this tip for anyone who watched this series, because I didn't notice Jon mentioning it, and it took me a long time to realize it. To actually form a spear wall (for example, with the sword staff militia), you have to put them on guard mode. Only then will they lower their poleaxes and brace. I finally found this out for my current Scottish campaign and you have no idea how much it helps.
Also, Jon has pretty much turned Denmark into the new Milan...everyone hates them.
At first glance I read the French generals name as Simon Le Bon...
Look out, Jon! Duran Duran is coming for you! =)
Nottingham would be much more useful to take than London, with London you'll just be attacked from Nottingham constantly whereas with Nottingham you could easily pick off York or London
So the Moorish General who admires technology and is a siege expert is killed by a catapult during a siege. The irony is glorious!
Yes Jon, we're well aware that when walls collapse, your framerate goes down. You've only gone and told us in every single video where it happens! :D
Only daughters of the King become Princesses IIRC.
And daughters of the faction heir.
Jon, putting your swordstaff militia in guard mode will make them go into spearwall immediately. Normally they put put their spears down way too late.
Man, it'd be great if by a millionth of a Chance, Captain Jon became a general and was called Jon Carton, after the carton of eggs that we all know makes up the body of God Emperor Jon.
Is it bad that I want Jon to lose a battle for once
Proxel no
Proxel
He kinda almost deserves to with some of these tactics hahaha
clearly god was on the side of those catapult operators.
Jon, you should definitely rename Corsica after that catapult boulder of dreams. "Boulderville"? Maybe? Just a thought. Love the vids btw.
Actually, the Noble Knights were supposed to be really solid. however, due to some double-handed weapon glitch that makes them block more than attacking they kinda' suck in this game, which is quite a shame.
Dead Frenchmen seems like a good band name.
I was meant to be going bed soon. THEN THIS RELEASED.
I love you Jon.
moors be like: uhh well our general just got smacked by a fire ball outa the sky, i dont think gods very happy with us lets just leave
France has got a lot of territory Toulouse.
absolute fave series, wish there were more frequent uploas
When I have trouble sleeping I watch your videos
Another great bridge battle. Expertly done!
You could possibly say they were French fries.... Idc I made myself laugh
"Idiots in robes we've given sticks to." Brilliant!
The money shot!!
What a hit!! Good job!!
I've been so looking forward to this French bridge battle
*Donald Trump reads the title and breaths heavily
I think only daughters of the King and the heir become princess's.
Or they're going to crush Ceaserea and then swing south through Tarsus I mean Adana. If only someone had taken it a few turns ago and had fortified it!
"THAT'S SOME CRISPY FRENCH PEOPLE!!!!!!" - Jon 1317/2017
Oh no, you killed Simon Le Brun. They're gonna have to cancel the Duran Duran tour.
there's no way that catapult can h- 56:56
My son came of age! And he had a chivalrous dad
"You're fired".
I expect great things from this episode!
Has he realised that Admiral Jon is dead yet?
The Fridge no...
In the arms, of, the Daniiiiiish.
You know, Bastard doesn't need to be censored, since it isn't being used to swear, it's a perfectly legitimate term to describe the Son or Daughter of an Unmarried couple. For example I'm a bastard, and my parents never insinuated that Bastard was a swear word to me, and because of that, I don't see it as very much of a swearword.
admiral jon will never die
ha admiral is a loser anyways :p
The moors have been a pretty good laugh so far haven't they
What Jon could do at this point: Take the force at Iron Eystien and take Rheims and maybe Paris. The force in south france can walk up to Dijon and take that. Toulouse is under siege, will be taken. If Jon wanted to do a lot of damage to the french, now would be the time as he could take 4 major cities/castle/fortress from them in 2 turns or so.
i personally would LOVE it if you did this series again in the english campaign, there are many others i'd love to see, but english is waaaaaaaayyyyyy up at the top
you didn't use the nothing Toulouse pun.
At this point, the idea of a Danish Lake is looking very possible.
So instead of an ad, I got a Father John Misty song before this video: "Things It Would Have Been Helpful To Know." No, Jon, it is not a song about your perception.
It’s Caesarea not Kaiseria
I feel we should all fear the wrath of Godfred...
Jon, please don't put the sword staff or any pikemen into guard mode while in spear wall if you're fighting infantry, it makes them brace and is only good against cavalry, against infantry they just act weird and it's less effective then just letting them go without bracing, they'll just put down the pike/staff as soon as the enemy gets close and will do much better against infantry
If I recall correctly, not all female family members become princess-type agents. I think it bascially determines a baseline stat for Charm on "adulthood" (or whatever counts as that for medieval women) and if it's too low, the character doesn't become an agent.
No, female family members only become pricesses if they are daughter's of the faction leader.
Thanks, I wasn't quite sure. That still explains why Boleslaw doesn't have any princess daughters - he's not the faction leader - and probably won't ever be. Though I wonder, in what position is he in the line of succession? Does Medieval 2 go Father->son->second son like Rome did? Or is it Father->son->grandson?
He's completely forgotten about Bolesław the Merciless and his attack on Sarkel, hasn't he?
Idk what it is but I pass out sometimes watching these videos. And I hate it because I dont want to miss anything! Why does this happen to me..
Dismounted Noble knights are actually pretty bad. Dismounted Feudal Knights are actually pretty okay against them IIRC because they get higher defence skill. With defence skill, you cause the enemy to be stunned which just snowballs in favour of sword+shield
This gon' be good from what I can see in the title.
The reason the game is lagging when walls are crumbling is the physics, back when Medieval II was new physics processors were uncommon so they made the fool proof version of phsyics that require a lot of CPU power instead.
French Dismounted Feudal Knights... They're using coconuts...
Deep fried Moors. Brilliant
You get princesses from faction leaders and faction heirs children, you know, because they're princesses.
Princesses only appear if the character is the daughter of the leader or faction heir.
I think the moors have nothing but cities and so they can only train ballistas from them :P
good video Jon
Amazing episode!! haha
Hail the big sticks!!!!
How does Claire feel about this particular war?
Frankly I don't blame the Moors for trying. I mean, have you seen Corsica? Its flipping beautiful.
I think they're trying to prevent Napoleon from being born so they can stay at peace later on.
(Sniff sniff) I smell Imperials
your catapult destroyed the other catapult not the cav I think.
So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs . When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "
Fantastic victory on the bridge there, just make sure to push and take a castle off them
I think daughters of faction leaders only become princesses
Can someone confirm to me but wouldn’t king knuds dynasty end with King Charles since he never had a biological son and the faction heir is adopted?
I thought the battle of Marseille was a good example of Jon's lack of perception, but the 2nd battle of Corsica was really, really bad.
I think Ajaccio needs to be renamed !
I wouldn't say that the Danish in this game has Danish accents. I get a more of a eastern Europe/Slavic feel (no wrongs in that). Maybe just me. Princesses' especially. /Swede
jon dont listen to the coments admiral jon will never die in our hearths