Infomercialism: Veggetti

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  • @hungrypuff1
    @hungrypuff1 10 років тому +81

    'My wrist is having more of a workout than when those pictures of Jennifer Lawrence were released.' This is why we love you Mike.

  • @GamesFromSpace
    @GamesFromSpace 9 років тому +94

    To sum up the review: "I don't really like anything at all about vegetables. The product is fine though."

  • @AdjectiveOtter
    @AdjectiveOtter 10 років тому +12

    This is a great option for those who are trying to cut out carbs. Spaghetti is one thing that is straight out forbidden, our alternative was to pair our favorite sauce with stripped vegetables but the task of stripping them was always long and tedious and messy. This product is a godsend and will picking one up myself. Thanks for the demonstration Mike!

  • @MiniMackeroni
    @MiniMackeroni 10 років тому +141

    So it's a... giant pencil sharpener with tiny blades sticking out?

    • @DioBrandonZeta
      @DioBrandonZeta 10 років тому +27

      I've used weirder things to masturbate.

    • @attilamagyar91
      @attilamagyar91 10 років тому +6

      Shinobitachi1 for example?

    • @ohdaniboy2085
      @ohdaniboy2085 10 років тому +7

      This interests me

    • @th3d3storoy3r
      @th3d3storoy3r 10 років тому +9

      Shinobitachi1
      This is relevant to my interests.

    • @DarkMario2
      @DarkMario2 10 років тому +7

      *zucchini sharpener

  • @MrHitmancheg
    @MrHitmancheg 10 років тому +92

    A working product on the Infomercialism? This is, my friends, an outrage!

    • @BrightSpark
      @BrightSpark 10 років тому +26

      Have you forgotten about the Poo Pourri?

    • @minefilms1122
      @minefilms1122 10 років тому

      Bright Spark and the hutzler banana slicer? and the big top donut?

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 9 років тому +7

      Aaron Gosselin The hutzler didn't slice all the way, and the donut wasn't even a fucking donut.

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 9 років тому

      +Bright Spark and the Stufz
      though in the Stufz case you could just as easily, and slighty faster, just take some cheese and form a patty around it by hand.

  • @attilamagyar91
    @attilamagyar91 8 років тому +9

    "Potato is a bit pain in the ass"
    that is.

  • @cheetaking243
    @cheetaking243 10 років тому +70

    Zucchini pasta is actually really delicious! The thing that this infomercial got wrong is that they made it look like you're supposed to just eat the zucchini raw. You're not. Saute it in olive oil or butter first, and the vegetable flavor will become very mild, and the noodles will actually get limp just like actual spaghetti. Try it! It's really delicious, and it's how this low-carb Italian dieter still eats the pasta dishes I crave.

    • @ebyas89
      @ebyas89 10 років тому +3

      Cool

    • @cheetaking243
      @cheetaking243 10 років тому +3

      ***** Nah, no criticism on Mike, his entire schtick is just doing exactly what the infomercials tell him to do. I just wanted to let everyone know that it actually does work, because I eat zucchini (and spaghetti squash) as pasta alternatives all the time.

    • @satellite1882
      @satellite1882 10 років тому

      Surely if you cook it in olive oil butter. Then cover in a creamy sauce is going to be less healthy than regular pastor because the least normal pasta you just boiling water.

    • @cheetaking243
      @cheetaking243 10 років тому +8

      mark sanderson
      Simple carbohydrates are way worse for you than olive oil and butter. Plus regular pasta has a very low nutrient content, while with zucchini noodles you get a healthy dose of vitamin C, fiber, potassium, vitamin b-6, and magnesium. (Also, if you're doing calorie math, an equal amount of pasta and zucchini by weight contain 310 calories and 33 calories respectively. So even when you add the extra 100 calories from a tbsp of butter, zucchini pasta still has half the calories of normal pasta.)

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 10 років тому +3

      mark sanderson You can also just boil these veg noodles too.

  • @jenniferbrady8368
    @jenniferbrady8368 9 років тому +5

    I received the Veggetti pro for Christmas, and it's surprisingly fun to use. I've made a sort of slaw for veggie wraps, and I've made baked potato chips. using the "ribbon" blade.

  • @CharlieFlemingOriginal
    @CharlieFlemingOriginal 8 років тому +34

    Does it fold up conveniently and fit in your pocket and work on a boat?

    • @TomboyCEO
      @TomboyCEO 8 років тому +8

      But does it also work on cheese

    • @CharlieFlemingOriginal
      @CharlieFlemingOriginal 8 років тому +2

      The answers to our question are paramount to any other in the world :D

  • @legosrore
    @legosrore 9 років тому +1

    I found this with a friend (also a fan of Infomercialism!) at a Walgreens. Many a laughs were shared, and many a weird looks were given.

  • @TheBeepen
    @TheBeepen 10 років тому +6

    "My hands are getting more a work-out then when those pictures of Jennifer Lawrence were released." XD

  • @jackmcslay
    @jackmcslay 10 років тому +34

    Hey Vegetti, what does the scouter say about his power level?

  • @MV96_
    @MV96_ 4 роки тому +1

    Vegetti: the unholy fusion of Vegeta and Mr. Resetti.

  • @fishbulb3926
    @fishbulb3926 8 років тому +23

    Veggettaboutit!

  • @arronshutt
    @arronshutt 10 років тому +44

    I like to see you sharpen more things. Like a Salami, banana, chocolate or a block of ice.I bet no-one has done a sharpened Swiss roll either. The possibilities for a viewer request follow-up show are endless.
    Also, what did you do with that spaghettified veg? Any interesting recipes? I think there's a diet week season you could try in being only able to eat healthy things that have been in spaghettied form. You can cheat a bit by having all-bran, noodles or actual spaghetti pasta.. :)

    • @thisisMYname223
      @thisisMYname223 10 років тому +10

      I like the way you think. I'd watch the shit outa that. I mean who wouldn't want to see Mike shove random objects into his veggetti!

    • @The_Keh27
      @The_Keh27 10 років тому +19

      From the makers of "Will it Blend" comes "Will it Vegetti?"

    • @arronshutt
      @arronshutt 10 років тому +4

      I've never seen a Italian salami shredded into meaty shoelaces. Might be quite exciting on film. And a real test for the shredding plate in the Vegethingy.

    • @AKindChap
      @AKindChap 10 років тому +10

      Oh god. Why'd you say that? Imagine how many "Will it sharpen?" channels there's going to be now?

    • @emilyfries5649
      @emilyfries5649 10 років тому +2

      Korahn27 But be careful....Vegetti kills

  • @museofthesea
    @museofthesea 10 років тому +2

    The spiky thing is for holding things when they get short so you don't hurt your fingers on the blades. The device in general is just a clever and small mandolin (the kitchen implement, obviously, not the musical instrument), but I like how it can do longer strips.

  • @aizaavupre77
    @aizaavupre77 9 років тому

    Lol .. I absolutely LOVE your wit, humor and style. You make me smile and chuckle. Thank you I needed this today. :)

  • @alybabyy2612
    @alybabyy2612 8 років тому +16

    For the cheese, I guess you can call it SHARP cheddar hahaha... ok bye.

  • @jacemachine
    @jacemachine 10 років тому +35

    Was that sharp cheddar, by chance?

  • @Foxpawed
    @Foxpawed 8 років тому +10

    I presume the spikey base thing is what you're supposed to use to grip potatoes and other things that you couldn't otherwise easily twist into there without risk of hurting yourself.

  • @dennett316
    @dennett316 10 років тому +11

    The whole spaghetti angle doesn't really work, but it's kind of a neat little gadget for doing daft things with veg for salads and sandwiches and the like. I'd kinda like to try this, if only to try it with a potato and fry up the results to make crisps.

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 10 років тому

      looks like it would work better if you pealed the potato, and left it whole if it's not a big one. and using the other piece that came with it, would help in getting the potato into the thing.

    • @MM-fc9fz
      @MM-fc9fz 10 років тому

      ZO

    • @MM-fc9fz
      @MM-fc9fz 10 років тому

      Mean't ZP by YZ

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 10 років тому +1

      No, that's actually what it's best for: Spaghetti.
      Vegetable spaghetti is a (kinda?) big thing.

  • @GhostDragon10
    @GhostDragon10 10 років тому +5

    I am addicted to your channel and I just found it yesterday

  • @StevenAlpert
    @StevenAlpert 10 років тому +4

    "YOUR ZUCCHINI ISN'T ENDLESS!" Speak for yourself Mike :P Sorry, I had to!

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 10 років тому +1

    "Vegetti, what's the scouter say about his power level?!"
    "It's 14.99 plus shipping."
    "WOT 9000!?!!1"

  • @Semiosphere
    @Semiosphere 6 років тому

    Just found your channel a while back and I must say, well done! Really funny stuff. I love your dry humor. Keep it up! :)

  • @GriffandZeus
    @GriffandZeus 10 років тому +5

    The plastic spiky thing you took out at the beginning is to stick into the end of the veg so you can feed it all of the way in.

  • @twofuzzystoners4870
    @twofuzzystoners4870 8 років тому +1

    They actually made the packaging convenient. It's a miracle!

  • @caigashanterus1442
    @caigashanterus1442 8 років тому +6

    You know, I kind of want to know what this guy's daily life is like nowadays. Does he actually have a bunch of random gadgets around his house after discovering that they weren't completely useless on this show, or does he still just stick to the basic stuff in the end.

  • @PinieNox
    @PinieNox 10 років тому +2

    Nappa: Veggetti what is his power lvl
    Veggetti: its over nine thousand "crushes scouter"

  • @TheCinemaniac
    @TheCinemaniac 9 років тому +3

    * Insert overused put your willy in it joke here *! LOL

  • @anakoART
    @anakoART 10 років тому +2

    Omg that's the second time you actually made me want to buy a product. The first was a Slushy Maker, but it's rarely available in my country and very expensive, but this thing, it costs like nothing and I love zucchini, so now I can't wait for my package and tasty dinner xD

  • @Jayrah7
    @Jayrah7 10 років тому

    Thanks for reviewing this! I was thinking about buying this for my diabetic brother-in-law since he can't have regular pasta. It's nice to see that it isn't a piece of junk.

  • @emilinrose
    @emilinrose 9 років тому +1

    why the hell has NO ONE MENTIONED THE SPINY LID THING RIGHT ABOVE THE 6:13 THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR POTATOES?

  • @theconquerorx9676
    @theconquerorx9676 8 років тому

    There's now an advert for this on the telly, here in the UK, though they pronounce the name as Mike thinks it should.

  • @Sim0n98
    @Sim0n98 10 років тому +18

    Zucchini? Don't surrender to the Americans like that!

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 10 років тому +6

      zucchini > courgette
      sorry, but you brits lost this one.

    • @weirdproq
      @weirdproq 10 років тому

      ***** It's really good, in a chocolate zucchini cake.

    • @Eisofice
      @Eisofice 10 років тому +1

      Thomas Jenkins one word, and that word is Aubergine. It had to be said.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 10 років тому +1

      Jasmine Nice
      i fully agree. that's why i said "this one."
      Aubergine > eggplant.

    • @TheBT
      @TheBT 10 років тому

      Thomas Jenkins However eggplant leads to better jokes, I can say My parents have an egg plant in their garden, when I go round there I eat their fresh home grown eggs :D

  • @ThePandaAgenda
    @ThePandaAgenda 10 років тому +1

    This might actually be REEEEALLY useful when making sashimi plates. You also don't waste as much of the ingredient as you would when manually cutting the strips.

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 10 років тому +3

    I make zucchini pasta all the time, it's DELICIOUS! I use a cheese grater to do it, but I admit, this would probably make the job way easier and faster.

  • @1984potionlover
    @1984potionlover 8 років тому +1

    Why doesnt he use the pointy end bit to secure the vegg for turning rather than just turning the vegg barehanded? Sometimes he isn't very bright.

  • @suicune2001
    @suicune2001 10 років тому

    I saw this at the store the other day thought how it could never work. I'm surprised it does! I still have no use for it but yay on them for making a large veggie sharpener.

  • @justjo7687
    @justjo7687 9 років тому

    the little thing you didn't know what to do with, is for the potato or rounded items to turn easily in... its teeth dig into it and as you turn it, it works wonders i love this :)

  • @jenniferbrady8368
    @jenniferbrady8368 9 років тому +4

    I'd try it. It could be a nice alternative to pasta if you're wanting lower carb option. I'd give it a shot with zucchini since I'd like to find new ways to use it. But I'd steam the "noodles" for a couple minutes to make them softer and less raw. Hah.
    I kind of want one. .

  • @SpacemanHardy
    @SpacemanHardy 10 років тому +2

    Here's a thought: Have you ever thought of taking one of those large blocks of ham, bologna, salami, pepperoni or sausage and putting it through the Vegetti to make "Meat Noodles"? You could even try it with a hot dog or kielbasa if nothing else.
    It goes completely against what you're *supposed* to do with the gadget, but that's just part of the fun, isn't it?

  • @TheKyGuy
    @TheKyGuy 10 років тому

    The ending gives a whole new meaning to "sharp cheddar."

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 10 років тому

    You can buy fresh made pasta made with vegetable juice added as a flavorant at the grocery store...or you could just cook the vegetables into the sauce.

  • @SamyLovesSam
    @SamyLovesSam 7 років тому

    i actually have it. i find it so difficult to clean and half of the stuff gets stuck

  • @assadi89
    @assadi89 9 років тому +2

    Lets kill Dracula with the leftovers

  • @gjwilson
    @gjwilson 6 років тому

    That spikey white plastic plug part is probably meant to be used to stab onto the end of what your shredding. That way your fingers wont get near the blades and its then also easier for you to turn awkward items like the potato.

  • @andrewsmyth1858
    @andrewsmyth1858 10 років тому +8

    You should have stuck the carrot in the end of a drill and then had a go of sharping them

    • @thisisMYname223
      @thisisMYname223 10 років тому +2

      You think that sounds ridiculous now but wait until they make the veggetti turbo (as seen on tv)

  • @Madcattlx
    @Madcattlx 10 років тому

    Mike: Veggetti, what's the infomercial say about it's usefulness level?
    Veggetti: IT'S OVER 9000!
    Mike: What?! There's no way that can be right!

  • @gyroc1_
    @gyroc1_ 10 років тому +1

    Timely! I just bought one of these and sliced my finger on it!
    PS Watch out for the metal part that sticks out that's not a blade...it is also a blade... a skin-slicing blade.

  • @ryancollins312
    @ryancollins312 8 років тому

    something that I'm sure will make you happy there is know a version 2.0 one of these know I'm sure your love.

  • @Rpground
    @Rpground 6 років тому

    If you still have this, it would be great for when you do "A Week on Vegan" when you hit the subscriber milestone.

  • @kristina80ification
    @kristina80ification 9 років тому

    calling strips of veggies that vaguely resemble spaghetti pasta or linguine or spaghetti was a trend over here in the US for a while, I never understood it and am glad it is over

  • @peterdoa1
    @peterdoa1 9 років тому +3

    it is a vegetable sharpener

  • @ZebUrsoThera
    @ZebUrsoThera 10 років тому +4

    I HOPE YOU MADE LOTSA VEGGETTI!

  • @R0XYF0X
    @R0XYF0X 10 років тому

    In Italy you would pronounce the g in Veggetti like they did in the advertisement.

  • @coralaisly
    @coralaisly 7 років тому

    lol I have a crank operated spiralizer, and I LOVE it. I use it every week, and it's a lot easier to use than one of these.

  • @officialJoCa
    @officialJoCa 8 років тому

    Someone made me spaghetti with that thing and I had no idea it wasn't just regular noodles. Once it's boiled and covered with meat sauce it tastes exactly the same. Pretty cool if you're trying to lose weight or something.

  • @mazzyelf
    @mazzyelf 10 років тому

    I kind of want this to make novelty meals for my guineapigs!

  • @SniperWalrus
    @SniperWalrus 10 років тому +4

    Yep...You should feel awkward after the dog dong remark... ;|

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 10 років тому

    i dunno man, being able to make curly hashbrowns with this seems pretty cool.

  • @astrangeone
    @astrangeone 10 років тому

    I sometimes make something similar with a peeler. Much easier, but it takes forever.

  • @thesacredbeast2000
    @thesacredbeast2000 10 років тому

    my mom got a veggetti and she uses it to make stir fry which it works really well for

  • @AOP2099
    @AOP2099 10 років тому +1

    Why would you add meat sauce like the commercial says if the product is aimed at mostly vegans,vegetarians, and dieters? Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?

  • @OttoVonGarfield
    @OttoVonGarfield 9 років тому

    Vegetti, what does the scouter say about it's calorie level
    Vegetti: It's under 9000!!!!!!

  • @SnapdragonSK
    @SnapdragonSK 10 років тому +1

    I love zucchini, so this does look tempting, but I do have to question: is it easier than using a mandoline? Or a cheese grater? Or buying a spaghetti squash? I love that it works, I just wonder if the twisting motion would be harder on the wrist than a grating motion.

  • @Darman0430
    @Darman0430 9 років тому +1

    Why is named so obviously after spaghetti when it clearly makes fettuccine shaped strips?

  • @bumblebee7838
    @bumblebee7838 9 років тому

    "In just seconds" tectonic plates push up mountains. Might be a few of them, but still they are just seconds.

  • @VanillaMadeleine
    @VanillaMadeleine 10 років тому

    Thats so cute xD a sharpener for your veggies, who would have thought haha

  • @Freak80MC
    @Freak80MC 9 років тому

    This thing is basically an oversized pencil sharpener.

  • @ShojoBakunyu
    @ShojoBakunyu 9 років тому +1

    "That sounds like a disease of the vagina!" ROFLMAO

  • @RobinsTaste
    @RobinsTaste 10 років тому +1

    That was actually...impressive!

  • @pureboy1491
    @pureboy1491 7 років тому

    Tip: if an infomercial says "the secret is ..." don't buy it. It won't work.

  • @candicechong1663
    @candicechong1663 10 років тому

    I love the grating sound of the "veggetti"!

  • @WakoDoodle
    @WakoDoodle 10 років тому

    Vegeta: Vegetti? The name copying is over 9 thousand! On the informercialmism! :3

  • @pennyjack2
    @pennyjack2 10 років тому +3

    Wine, late nights, and a credit card

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 9 років тому

    I had zucchini cut into strips (with a knife) and prepared like pasta once. It was pretty delicious.

  • @everfluctuating
    @everfluctuating 8 років тому +6

    actually, the correct term is veggettification.

  • @kladdagh
    @kladdagh 9 років тому +1

    Mike, is that how you make a sharp cheddar? *rimshot*

  • @caranaworld
    @caranaworld 8 років тому +1

    'Let's carrot this bitch!' Sounds about right.

  • @BigMacsDontNeedPickles
    @BigMacsDontNeedPickles 7 років тому

    "It stinks.. It smells like.. Plants"

  • @KefkeWren
    @KefkeWren 10 років тому

    That actually seems like a product that I might conceivably use, at least once.

  • @shadowman2192
    @shadowman2192 9 років тому

    This guy is hilarious. He kind of sounds like Alan Rickman.

  • @Davtwan
    @Davtwan 10 років тому

    I'm guessing the infomercial never showed someone using a potato with the product due to how tough it is to cut potatoes with it? I'm not asking hypothetically. I'm genuinely curious about it.
    This might be just me. Nevertheless, I notice some infomercials like to explain other uses of a product, but omit demonstrating that method if it displays too much difficulty to show consumers.

  • @professordey
    @professordey 10 років тому +5

    Someone needs to explain to these people what pasta is. (Here's a hint, it's not called that because it's long and stringy) -_-'

  • @joarng6424
    @joarng6424 10 років тому

    Sooo how about the taste? (in Snake's Voice)

  • @FhtagnCthulhu
    @FhtagnCthulhu 10 років тому

    I like vegetable 'pasta' occasionally, so I may actually check this out. Looks like it does what it says!

  • @ashez2ashes
    @ashez2ashes 10 років тому

    I saw this at the store the other day and I think I might actually get one to try to eat low carb again.

  • @maugos
    @maugos 10 років тому

    What's wrong with zuccini? I think it tastes fine. By the same token though I would not put spaghetti sauce on it... yuck.

  • @hjedk
    @hjedk 7 років тому

    You says it smells plant (when it is a plant) how strange is that?

  • @alexawef
    @alexawef 10 років тому

    Oh my god i love how great this guy is lmfao

  • @Thegorfeld
    @Thegorfeld 10 років тому

    its like a sharpener for vegetables

  • @WurdBendur
    @WurdBendur 10 років тому

    I'd use this for lazy salad making. Also maybe with fruit. Apple could be interesting.

  • @Mannfr3d
    @Mannfr3d 10 років тому

    I'm actually considering buying two of these from ebay as gifts. Scary.

  • @oiwithyou
    @oiwithyou 4 роки тому

    Vegetti! What does the scouter say about his pasta level?!

  • @etabetta1
    @etabetta1 4 роки тому

    That courgette never seemed to get any smaller

  • @TollingBells
    @TollingBells 10 років тому

    I wonder if you could maybe cook the potatoes to make 'em more gratable. Still, that's incredible that something WORKS for once.

  • @IrisBeloved
    @IrisBeloved 10 років тому

    He did much better job at it than I did the first time. I love it, even though it has a ridiculous name.

  • @JeremyMiller1700
    @JeremyMiller1700 9 років тому

    i bought one it came with second one it was broken when i got it and it took for ever to get my money back lol but hay i love what mike done with these videos i love the dogy doo

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 10 років тому

    You have to use the pointy thingy for potato probably