52 Y/O Streamer Starts Screaming at Elden Ring DLC After Getting Braindamaged by the Boss Difficulty

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • God, the salt
    TIMESTAMPS
    1st BOSS 00:24 - 06:53
    Rage at open world 06:54 - 09:15
    2nd BOSS 09:16 - 15:13

КОМЕНТАРІ • 980

  • @Hurricane047
    @Hurricane047 3 місяці тому +638

    I like how he's aging rapidly from playing this

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  3 місяці тому +153

      Next vid he's 55

    • @CasualRacerRed
      @CasualRacerRed 3 місяці тому +37

      Father time is a detractor 😂
      ​@DSPTriesItMemology101

    • @era1907
      @era1907 3 місяці тому +11

      LOL

    • @D3M0MAN912
      @D3M0MAN912 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Oh, I know why Phil's aging quickly! He's got the medallion from Sifu!

    • @DeimionWolf
      @DeimionWolf 3 місяці тому +9

      he has to put a stop to metal gear before it's too late

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 3 місяці тому +49

    His baby rage was hilarious. The only thing the dragon did was move around a bit more. DSP is incapable of using his cheese gigahammer build against anything that is not completely stationary.

    • @DreySlayking
      @DreySlayking 3 місяці тому +13

      Yep. And crying about the hammer "going through" the dragon when he wasn't even close enough to hit it. Dude is blind.

    • @jjjordan3881
      @jjjordan3881 3 місяці тому

      ​@DreySlayking and it was above him and yet still cried he was "unhittable". Fkn idgit.

    • @mrex666productions7
      @mrex666productions7 3 місяці тому +1

      Also seems like when he was dealing with the Dragon it was genuine anger I haven't saw him this mad since he compared himself to Yakuza characters

  • @xiaophoria
    @xiaophoria 3 місяці тому +5

    I'll never understand how his dents watch this unironically and enjoy it...

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 3 місяці тому +2

      Sometime i see TIHYDP compilation that are mostly unedited and it's a chore to watch... i can't imagine a full length stream, especially since if you talk you get banned

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ 3 місяці тому

      ​@@shushshush7137i legit dont watch tihydp anymore cus phils old humors not even there and the begging is unreal nowadays

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 3 місяці тому

      @@P1P3B0MBS4UA-camHQ only time i watch tihydp is about fighting game cuz the rest the people who make them , make them as boring as watching dsp stream raw

  • @kuragariinuken255
    @kuragariinuken255 3 місяці тому +15

    Hmm, game content he just can't cheese or fail his way through. Poor Phil. Why didnt the devs consider him when making the DLC?

    • @Phantom.Gaming64
      @Phantom.Gaming64 3 місяці тому +4

      @@kuragariinuken255 Gaming industry would go to the toilet if game devs made games designed for idiots like DSP.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Phantom.Gaming64they already are, and it already is because of that

  • @MrOuija-rr8kq
    @MrOuija-rr8kq 2 місяці тому +1

    He said there shouldn’t be a hit box on the big lizard as he gets trampled by it , getting pinned down between the monster and lava.

  • @PseudoNym13
    @PseudoNym13 3 місяці тому +2

    if a 80 foot lizard hit you with its back leg you'd feel it, lava or not

  • @Mi2Lethal
    @Mi2Lethal 3 місяці тому +1

    6:15 he was about to say “get a cheap shot on him” but changed his wording 😆

  • @onlinelag10
    @onlinelag10 3 місяці тому +1

    Dave's head is going to implode when he fights Rellana

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 3 місяці тому +1

    “why is there a hitbox on the giant ass creature trying to run me over?”
    -DSP

  • @number1enemyoftheuseless985
    @number1enemyoftheuseless985 3 місяці тому

    You're getting hit by the tail muppet... It's called physics.

  • @ViViDG
    @ViViDG 3 місяці тому +1

    I beat bloodborne and its DLC, after that I promised myself I'd never buy another souls game, I don't know why anyone would willingly want to play these games.

  • @AmsterdamHeavy
    @AmsterdamHeavy 3 місяці тому +2

    the Erdtree is a detractor

  • @gsesquire3441
    @gsesquire3441 3 місяці тому

    "This boss is such a waste of my time!!!" What exactly would you be doing with that time Phil? The same thing, failing and making excuse after excuse.

  • @schmutzinator1203
    @schmutzinator1203 3 місяці тому

    I don’t play these games, but I’d assume the giant hammer is meant for slow, heavy attacks, which isn’t exactly conducive to fighting a fast, airborne enemy. Like, that’s just level 1 logic.
    I’m sure it can be done, but it takes patience, something the King of Instant Gratification doesn’t understand.

  • @zasbill1988
    @zasbill1988 3 місяці тому +1

    Guys, I love to call out DSP when he does something worth calling out. But these videos are a waste of time. “When everything is bad, nothing is bad.”

  • @hamburglerhelper326
    @hamburglerhelper326 3 місяці тому

    bleeping out the swearing makes it funnier for some reason

  • @Psilo-gn1sx
    @Psilo-gn1sx 3 місяці тому

    I was like, has he not fought a magma wyrm before? Does he think they did anything except increase it's health?

  • @angel01601
    @angel01601 3 місяці тому +1

    If he can do it, anyone else who can't just has a literal skill issue

  • @Saintzou
    @Saintzou 3 місяці тому

    Criticizes others for skipping content but runs past every enemy that isn’t a direct roadblock

  • @KrisLee2113
    @KrisLee2113 3 місяці тому

    The magma wyrm is poorly designed now? Since when. I just started playing Elden Ring the other day(I’ve tried it throughout the last couple years but now it’s all clicking) and I figured this fight out in Caelid relatively fast. Bro needs to get good.

  • @GamerGuyOG
    @GamerGuyOG 3 місяці тому

    So he gets mad that he paid 40$ and keeps losing, but paying over 1000$ to lose at WWE Champions is perfectly fine?

  • @feelingnether158
    @feelingnether158 Місяць тому

    Lightning build up ?
    My guy is playing a different game.

  • @djdepression
    @djdepression 3 місяці тому

    Wild to see a 73 year old streamer trying to keep up with the latest games.

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 3 місяці тому

    2:00 bro the leg literally hits him. How does his brain even work?

  • @sas6384
    @sas6384 3 місяці тому

    Please don’t stop increasing the age, it’s keeping pace with his receding hairline.

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist 3 місяці тому +337

    "It's so stupid, he has hitboxes on his ass that hit you." YOU'RE STANDING IN LAVA PHIL.

    • @snoozeflu
      @snoozeflu 3 місяці тому +25

      "He has hit boxes on his AYUSS"

    • @RC-cv3bv
      @RC-cv3bv 3 місяці тому +22

      I don't get why he thinks only some parts of the dragon should be solid.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 3 місяці тому +21

      gets fucking d smacked by the charging backleg '' whaaaaaat, invisible hitbox!!!''

    • @ej879
      @ej879 3 місяці тому +11

      not only he's standing in lava.
      its like he never heard of collision damage by running dragon straight at him.

    • @FeltedAugie
      @FeltedAugie 3 місяці тому +21

      *get hits by the tail
      HUUUUUUUUH?! What hit me!?

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 3 місяці тому +117

    Remember boys and girls: anything that doesn't let him facetank and unga bunga is bad design according to Phil.

    • @Vullgrim
      @Vullgrim 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FakeHeroFang
      @FakeHeroFang Місяць тому

      Phil would be the target demo for the Full Havel™ playstyle. Just press L1 until enemy die, unga bunga. I'm genuinely surprised his chat never put him onto a greatshield build with a bleed/frost weapon, that's way easier than using a colossal weapon.

  • @Nuskadamo
    @Nuskadamo 3 місяці тому +389

    The way he loses his shit because he had to walk around with his horse for 10 minutes without any immediate reward holy fuck lmfao. Bro talks as if the FromSoft devs killed his cat.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 3 місяці тому +74

      Remember, kids these days are all about instant gratification and DSP is an adult.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 3 місяці тому +35

      This guy runs down a river which on the map shows it leads to a dead end cliff. He then complains that the game doesn't let him fly up on top of the cliff at the end of the river.

    • @SilverDust90
      @SilverDust90 3 місяці тому +3

      But he feels like they did, he'll forever mention these moments 15yrs from now when OIC ask him about Elden Ring

    • @zaccampa4055
      @zaccampa4055 3 місяці тому +1

      He is CONSTANTLY complaining about everything lol it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
      I’m NoT tRyInG tO pLaY tHe ViCtIm HeRe 😑

    • @surrenderfleet
      @surrenderfleet 3 місяці тому +2

      And yet he seems so proud to brag about walking to the ice cream store with his horse on his Phils day awf begments

  • @Deadricblood
    @Deadricblood 3 місяці тому +135

    Crazy how he says anyone who watches him with the purpose to see him fail/laugh at him isn’t welcomed when that’s like 99% of his fandom.

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 3 місяці тому +3

      Most streamers ban those types of viewers, but they don't engage.

    • @Deadricblood
      @Deadricblood 3 місяці тому +8

      @@aggrocd1985 not true, plenty of streamers can lean into the “bad at video games haha” trope. Jerma being one of them, he’s not a good gamer but his commentary holds up and he’s such a likable guy.

    • @Some1Something
      @Some1Something 3 місяці тому +8

      If he played into the the I-suck-at-gaming shtick, he would have been a millionaire by now.

    • @Charliem1994
      @Charliem1994 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, what an out of touch dipshit. Nice avatar btw, one of my favourite films 👌

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 3 місяці тому +6

      @@Some1Something He'd have been a millionaire if he was responsible with his money, regardless.

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 3 місяці тому +325

    "Why is there a hitbox there?" Um, sheer weight? Realistic anatomy? A freakin tail?

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  3 місяці тому +74

      he want to hit the tail and cause damage, but don't want the tail to hurt him

    • @darkspheonix
      @darkspheonix 3 місяці тому +27

      He was also standing in lava

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo 3 місяці тому +29

      you can also hear his character do the burning to death scream, so it was in fact the lava that killed him. But piggy doesn't have his glasses on so ofc he can't see that

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 3 місяці тому +22

      The Magma Wyrms do suck to fight, but it's just the Gaping Dragon charge attack that they're doing. Get away when they start running. This is not new to video games whatsoever. DSP should go experience the old MH Rathian run attack or something to really see how bogus the charges can be.

    • @SilentKnight234
      @SilentKnight234 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@lizzarooif only the dents had rallied enough to get to the gunner glasses goal 😢😂😂😂😂

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 3 місяці тому +215

    Oh, how the salt is raining. He is gonna have a massive meltdown with future bosses of the DLC, if he doesn't rage-quit it first.

    • @kir0726
      @kir0726 3 місяці тому +13

      I honestly want him to reach Radahn just because of how funny his rage will be.

    • @SmongoT_T
      @SmongoT_T 3 місяці тому +11

      Bayle will break him

    • @marine_castle
      @marine_castle 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@SmongoT_T honestly, at least half of the remembrance bosses in their current state have the potential to break him(including Bayle)

    • @FKATorp
      @FKATorp 3 місяці тому +9

      Gaius charge hitbox will make him actually have a stroke

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 3 місяці тому

      The DLC is rated at 50%. It blows. They cheesed the bosses.

  • @KiddCrowley
    @KiddCrowley 3 місяці тому +222

    "The dragon never hit me legitimately, it just kept using a stupid ahnline pattern. It didnt earn it dood"

    • @DerichndofCoomland
      @DerichndofCoomland 3 місяці тому +13

      UNEARNED

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 місяці тому +20

      He has a point! That boss was a scrub using pattern play to take advantage of the dropped inputs! That dragon didn't outplay him!

    • @EnemyWasp
      @EnemyWasp 3 місяці тому +11

      THE GAME IS DROPPING MY MOVES! YOU DIDNT BEAT ME!

    • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
      @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 3 місяці тому +8

      BUGGED SINGLE PLAYER MECHANICS DOOD

    • @collectingmemoriesyt
      @collectingmemoriesyt 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@EnemyWasp you joke but he really did say the game was dropping his inputs when he played through Elden Ring again recently before the dlc dropped.

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 3 місяці тому +166

    Stands in lava, mashes attacks, dies. "So stoopid." I agree.

    • @IIIFoul
      @IIIFoul 2 місяці тому +1

      Gotta 1 and 2 it

  • @Montbtw
    @Montbtw 3 місяці тому +147

    He’s so awful man it’s unreal. He’s played every Souls game and he is still one of the worst players I’ve ever seen.

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ 3 місяці тому +5

      The fact hes played all soulslikes too💀👀

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist 2 місяці тому +3

      Sad to say, I remember him playing Dark Souls for the very first time and his fans wanting him to play it because of his rage inducing behavior. At the time it was funny and he powered through it. Now days you just look at him in pity.

    • @Retardedspecies
      @Retardedspecies 2 місяці тому

      Still all his points are valid...

    • @AkioJunichiro
      @AkioJunichiro 2 місяці тому +1

      You can't improve yourself when it's never your fault

    • @gamefrk11523
      @gamefrk11523 2 місяці тому

      Chance_805 has DSP beat for the worst souls player😂

  • @mcgarner1992
    @mcgarner1992 3 місяці тому +52

    The funniest part is using a colossal hammer and not even two handing it with nothing on his left hand LOL

    • @itshololive
      @itshololive 3 місяці тому +12

      he has no clue how to build a character in these games without someone telling him exactly what to do

    • @elevenAD
      @elevenAD 2 місяці тому

      As someone who dual wields exclusively seeing this was shocking to me..

  • @imherenow8
    @imherenow8 3 місяці тому +217

    76 Y/O streamer screaming at elden ring

    • @GLKHD
      @GLKHD 3 місяці тому +4

      lmao

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 3 місяці тому +11

      “ old man yells at clouds”

    • @ittybits
      @ittybits 3 місяці тому +5

      @@hillarybanks92"old man yells at cloud"* phillified it for you 😎

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 3 місяці тому +3

      I like how this dlc keeps taking years off his life

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 3 місяці тому +2

      Not exactly the old sniper is he.

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk 3 місяці тому +75

    lol legit is this man BLIND, he wasn't getting hit by the magma wyrm's ass he was STANDING IN LAVA

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird 3 місяці тому

      He’s blind AND incredibly stoopid

    • @Budd631
      @Budd631 3 місяці тому +2

      There was nothing I could do-Dave

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 3 місяці тому +2

      *gets hit by tail*
      “Huh?! what hit me?!”

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker 3 місяці тому +1

      games fault 😂

    • @milkinobama8160
      @milkinobama8160 3 місяці тому +3

      And he literally get hit by the dragons back legs so many times since he’s directly underneath it

  • @gobgonson8053
    @gobgonson8053 3 місяці тому +151

    >spends 10 minutes complaining about hitboxes on the boss's ass
    >keeps running into the boss's ass anyway

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 місяці тому

      But he is happily married, d00d!

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 3 місяці тому +11

      he didn’t even get hit by the boss’s ass, he was standing in lava

    • @schmutzinator1203
      @schmutzinator1203 3 місяці тому

      His scat addiction is massively strong d00d

    • @JackHolleworth
      @JackHolleworth 3 місяці тому +2

      I’m gay, I’m gay I’m gay

    • @SquilliamFancyson69
      @SquilliamFancyson69 3 місяці тому +1

      dood nothing he could do

  • @MeowBlock
    @MeowBlock 3 місяці тому +92

    Piggy is mad

  • @amyford2971
    @amyford2971 3 місяці тому +55

    3.08 yes Phil you were stuck because you were looking at your chat, probably hoping for tips for tonight’s hogan pulls, and your character walked into that column.

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve 3 місяці тому +61

    You'd think that after all his experience with From Software games he'd realize: "Gee, their games are much more difficult than other games."
    Then again, this is the streamer who rage quit Kirby.

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo 3 місяці тому +5

      when he had his new stream border I realised again how many times he played through all of the souls games yet he doesn't remember any of the base mechanics of the games. ginbrain is no joke

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 3 місяці тому +4

      Kirby Souls dood! Nintendo lost their way! Minecraft is like Dark Souls DOOD got killed by scrub ZAHMBIES ragequit DAT SNORT

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 3 місяці тому +3

      @@lizzaroo His ability to not retain any information at all is truly astonishing. He's been gaming for years, and yet he can pick up and play any game at a level of 'what's a videogame, I've never played one before in my life' lol

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 3 місяці тому +3

      Did he seriously rage quit a fucking Kirby game?

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo 3 місяці тому +2

      @@RazorusR3X777 Yes he compared a boss in it to dark souls and quit.

  • @BasedF-15Pilot
    @BasedF-15Pilot 3 місяці тому +131

    The very same 52 year old that chastised his viewers' generations demanding instant gratification refuses to explore and find the power ups in the DLC, and is mad he doesn't kill every boss first try. The hypocrisy is palpable.

    • @PolyesterKyle
      @PolyesterKyle 3 місяці тому +17

      it's absurd how angry he gets at the first sign of trouble, like he dies a single time to a boss in a fromsoftware game and it's stupid and terrible game design, shit even taking damage once is enough to send him raging, you'd think if it pisses him off so much he'd get better at avoiding it!

    • @chrisyoder8985
      @chrisyoder8985 3 місяці тому +9

      Doesn't look like he has the mental capacity to learn

    • @ShitOwl
      @ShitOwl 3 місяці тому

      he is the master of hypocrisy for a reason

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 3 місяці тому +4

      The worst thing about it is that he never ever could reflect upon and realize that. His mental capacity was never large, but years of alcohol have diminished it to the point of complete retardation.

    • @Luckyluke870
      @Luckyluke870 3 місяці тому +2

      He’s 42 isn’t he ?

  • @AviaKun
    @AviaKun 3 місяці тому +36

    It’s not just him raging that makes it pathetic, it’s the fact that he blames all his problems on the game and never learns from his mistakes and try to git gud

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 3 місяці тому +5

      All he needs to do is occasionally shrug his shoulders and say "damn, I messed that one up." He is incapable of doing that though.

  • @quinngooch69
    @quinngooch69 3 місяці тому +52

    Rellana is gonna send this goober into a mental spiral

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 місяці тому +1

      Hopefully he reaches her before she gets nerfed.

    • @Modie
      @Modie 3 місяці тому +1

      Tbh, I don't see him having big problems. He uses Jump R2 and a lot of her attacks just go over your head after one of those.

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Modie Final boss will I promise you that.

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Modieand he did😂

    • @ShaneT5S
      @ShaneT5S 2 місяці тому +3

      Unfortunately he just cheesed one attack with his baby hand holding build and barely had any issue

  • @quemsereu2009
    @quemsereu2009 3 місяці тому +133

    of course he is using the bull goat build to tank everything lmaao

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  3 місяці тому +30

      Find the easy way for everything 😆😆

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 3 місяці тому +5

      Try to tank*

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 3 місяці тому +13

      Considering how delayed his reflexes are, a tank is really his only workable option.

    • @The-Quartet169
      @The-Quartet169 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ashleybrooke2087of course their delayed look at him.

    • @Rajusharmal
      @Rajusharmal 3 місяці тому +2

      with fingerstone shield he's literally unkillable 😂😮

  • @redreploid1713
    @redreploid1713 3 місяці тому +53

    Makes excuses playing elden ring, makes excuses playing sf6, makes excuses when he has low support, this guy is the king of excuses like damn

  • @vicblatz5204
    @vicblatz5204 3 місяці тому +63

    Phil jump attacks the Ghostflame Dragon from 15 feet away: "it went right through him!"
    As he was still 8 feet away. Truly regarded.

  • @Bumbum_Inspector
    @Bumbum_Inspector 3 місяці тому +147

    "Why is there a hitbox on the colossal creatures body that's trampling me?!?!?!" -DSP
    Jesus he's the worst gamer and streamer on the entire planet. No, the entire universe.

    • @ajshiro3957
      @ajshiro3957 3 місяці тому +17

      He doesn't know what a tail is. He literally thinks the creature is just throwin it back like a 90s hiphop song. XD

    • @chrisyoder8985
      @chrisyoder8985 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 3 місяці тому +5

      @@ajshiro3957 baby got back attack.

    • @kylebutlers
      @kylebutlers 3 місяці тому +5

      lol he fuckin just mashes swing and doesnt understand why hes getting hit lol he didnt dodge once the entire magma worm fight

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 3 місяці тому +6

      @@Gentou76Baby got back-ack-ack-ack

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 3 місяці тому +58

    The fact he can face tank 10+ hits and still be alive is astonishing how over prepared he is for this DLC.

    • @AlekTrev006
      @AlekTrev006 3 місяці тому +17

      He supposedly entered it around Lvl-150, which is reasonable… but he then changed up his entire magic build to be this Vitality-heavy ‘armored tank build’ - after his fans’ advice, lol

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice 3 місяці тому +6

      @@AlekTrev006he saw an early Dark knight OP build on UA-cam 😂 it’s made by khaze gaming I believe 😂 the dents tried to tell him 1st stream to re spec but Phil knows better and told him that it wouldn’t matter. Then next stream he randomly had the perfect build 😂

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 3 місяці тому

      What's wrong with that?

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 місяці тому +5

      @@aggrocd1985 It's cheesy AF and takes away the skill aspect.

    • @SleepyDonnnn
      @SleepyDonnnn 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@aggrocd1985 Nothing if you do just boring asf to watch

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 3 місяці тому +32

    "Why is there a hitbox there?"
    Maybe because the boss is charging and swinging its tail?
    I don't even play this game and I understand that, he's so desperate for any excuse that isn't himself being shit

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 3 місяці тому +3

      he applies the same logic to when he's trying to get into cover. he says things like
      "im in cover so i shouldn't have gotten hit"..while ignoring whats happening on screen. the action of the boss running away from him gave him a sense of safety

    • @alanrcastro8580
      @alanrcastro8580 3 місяці тому +2

      the hitbox didn't changed by the way, it's the same enemy from base game. His back legs always did damage when he does the charge attack, since day one.

  • @asura48
    @asura48 3 місяці тому +102

    Dents: you're getting damage from the lava
    Dsp:.....NO its naht......there's a hit box on his back
    "Proceed to take damage from the lava"

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 3 місяці тому +91

    1651 year old finally beats Elden Ring DLC

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 3 місяці тому +25

    That's not even a new boss, thats just the Magma Worm, which wasnt even that difficult, all over again

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 3 місяці тому

      There's like what, 3 or more in the base game? Which he's played through multiple times... and he STILL doesn't understand how to dodge their very obviously telegraphed attacks.

  • @loubloom1941
    @loubloom1941 3 місяці тому +33

    Miyazaki is a detractor confirmed!

  • @CornerPressurE
    @CornerPressurE 3 місяці тому +30

    People beat this game naked and he's armored up with a heavy weapon slow rolling wondering why he's getting g hit lol

  • @T171OO
    @T171OO 3 місяці тому +35

    He shouldn’t play these games, you can tell he hates them.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 3 місяці тому +19

      He hates any game that isn't a walking sim

    • @T171OO
      @T171OO 3 місяці тому +3

      @@CloakofAuron Yeah but these game developers are know for their challenging games obviously, Phillip shouldn’t be playing such games. They affect his chi man!!!

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 3 місяці тому +10

      he hates anything that doesnt get him money. He's not a gamer, he's the worst cam girl

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@shushshush7137 Cam Karen

    • @T171OO
      @T171OO 3 місяці тому

      @@shushshush7137 Although he does love him some WWE champions and that costs money 💰

  • @sladethedoritospro8084
    @sladethedoritospro8084 3 місяці тому +18

    Elden Gout: Beggar of the Acktree.

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 3 місяці тому +18

    This boy needs to trade in the gunner glasses for some real ones 😂

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ 3 місяці тому +2

      Fr.. cant see his hammers range.. cant see lava... cant see enemys bodys and legs hitting him

  • @washedfrank7233
    @washedfrank7233 3 місяці тому +23

    Love how he refuses to improve and chooses to brute force every single encounter.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 3 місяці тому +2

      He plays as if his job is to finish the game as quickly as possible, rather that to entertain his audience.

  • @tartarus5862
    @tartarus5862 3 місяці тому +33

    I don’t think he’s gonna finish this DLC, I think he’s gonna rage quit the whole thing. 😆

    • @Mr.Doodlebob
      @Mr.Doodlebob 3 місяці тому +9

      His ragequits have been getting faster and faster at some point he’s going to press start, miss it, whine and say he hit start and ragequit

    • @KeyToAeris2024
      @KeyToAeris2024 3 місяці тому +7

      Rennala is gonna eat him alive

    • @SleepyPupper
      @SleepyPupper 3 місяці тому

      Knowing what is waiting for him, yeah. He's too Gin-brain to finish

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 місяці тому +3

      @@KeyToAeris2024 Absolutely. Another streamer I watch who actually has skill almost rage quitted the DLC at Rennala. Phil is definitely going to rage quit if this cheese strat hammer strat doesnt work.

    • @Duncaster
      @Duncaster 3 місяці тому +1

      Rellana is going to ruin this man

  • @StrugglerChad
    @StrugglerChad 3 місяці тому +23

    He’s a professional Gaymer he did nothing wrong he did everything correct.

  • @jediknight2089
    @jediknight2089 3 місяці тому +30

    The salt is glorious

  • @CrAzYScOpEzX
    @CrAzYScOpEzX 3 місяці тому +26

    “How the fuck is my hammer keep missing him” why does he speak like Starfire

  • @victorvillanueva1104
    @victorvillanueva1104 3 місяці тому +13

    Somehow he always has "delayed inputs" on every game he plays. Wonder if it could be something else thats causing it?Couldn't be him right?🤔

  • @grimfang5023
    @grimfang5023 3 місяці тому +27

    Whoever thought of dragons having a tail swipe are stupid. hue hue

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 3 місяці тому +1

      It's not a tail swipe. He is standing on lava. You are just as regarded as he is.

    • @thaoremchan9234
      @thaoremchan9234 3 місяці тому

      ​@@aggrocd1985 if you can't see that comment is sarcasm, you are the mentally incapable here.

    • @Loke...
      @Loke... 3 місяці тому +5

      @@aggrocd1985 the irony

    • @imshlomo2206
      @imshlomo2206 2 місяці тому

      You can easily jump over the tail

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 2 місяці тому

      ​@@aggrocd1985tbf he was also not by the trample as well

  • @Baronvonkame
    @Baronvonkame 3 місяці тому +13

    "when all you have is a hammer everything is a nail"

  • @Toxik_Dubz
    @Toxik_Dubz 3 місяці тому +9

    Everyone hates ALL THE RnG mechanics in Elden Ring and Dark Souls games... what tf is he talking about?

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 3 місяці тому +16

    52😂 you listen to the fans

  • @mossadagent2664
    @mossadagent2664 3 місяці тому +10

    why he plays any fromsoft title is beyond me, obviously is no where near good enough, constantly complains, scrapes by with pity donations and embarrasses himself to no end.

  • @alpaca_picnic
    @alpaca_picnic 3 місяці тому +13

    the sekiro “STOP THIS!” meme kills me

  • @TlXlJ
    @TlXlJ 3 місяці тому +12

    stands in the crook of dragon’s leg joint, gets upset when it treats the dragon’s movement while he’s inside its hitbox as hits. keeps gravitating towards that same spot on the dragon. never change, dave.

  • @runnre
    @runnre 3 місяці тому +8

    *"SEEE! HITS ME WITH NOTHING!!!"* No Phil, it's big ass leg knee'd you in the back as it charged, no butt cheeks involved.

  • @Vinny440
    @Vinny440 3 місяці тому +15

    8:46 YOU SAID FUCK EVERYONE IM DOING THIS FOR 20 MINUTES.

  • @AlexValeroXIV
    @AlexValeroXIV 3 місяці тому +11

    *bosses charges* "see...?! there shouldn't be a hit box there!" ITS CHARGING.if you're near the boss like touching the boss. WHAT YOU EXPECT? if you're near a bull irl and charges... you gonna say the same excuse?!

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 3 місяці тому +12

    I thought he was going to get wrecked by Bayle, but he isn’t even there yet.

  • @DreySlayking
    @DreySlayking 3 місяці тому +10

    15 minutes of an elderly person crying about a video game like he's 5 years old.

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 3 місяці тому +11

    DSP: "WTF! I MISSED!"
    Ghostflame Dragon: "You are a worm beneath notice."

  • @MikoYotsuya292
    @MikoYotsuya292 3 місяці тому +12

    10:55 Trollback netcode at it again!

  • @bizzzzzzle
    @bizzzzzzle 3 місяці тому +10

    Dude says “no reason” more than any person I’ve heard in my life. It’s always for no reason no matter what it is.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 3 місяці тому +7

    He’s never met a souls game he couldn’t cheese his way through. But then still claims he is really good at the game. Why his dents give him money for this or any game is beyond me

  • @scorchbubbles
    @scorchbubbles 3 місяці тому +9

    The character has a unique screaming when burned to death, and it was definitely the magma that was hitting him

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris 3 місяці тому +10

    This is the year of the mental breakdown. I looove it XD

  • @maverickx1221
    @maverickx1221 3 місяці тому +6

    He is so infuriating…why did he think he kept hitting the dragon when he was clearly not? He has no depth perception 😂😂😂

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 3 місяці тому +2

      He's legit supposed to be wearing prescription glasses but he doesn't probably because he thinks they make him look like a dork. It's super obvious in some games he just isn't seeing things sometimes.

  • @handlas1
    @handlas1 3 місяці тому +24

    Game getting review bombed for being too hard. DSP type people are the ones reviewing it. "Poorly designed!!!" ...

    • @junglered2009
      @junglered2009 3 місяці тому +2

      They forgot fromsoft’s DLCs are pretty much always harder than the main game😂

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 місяці тому +1

      @@junglered2009 True but objectively speaking, the final boss actually is a poorly designed boss. The fact you are forced to blocking to avoid true combos is pretty inexcusable even for someone like me who hates Phil and enjoys seeing him lose.

  • @Ls2Finch
    @Ls2Finch 3 місяці тому +7

    Dave is 200 yards away hitting the dirt and screaming why didnt that hit 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ 3 місяці тому

      Legit dragon was like 3 ft above the end of the hammer and hes like why am i missing...

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 3 місяці тому +6

    Love that piggy is too chicken to actually learn the attacks and dodge. Nope just face tank everything like a caveman😂

    • @buddaflyfx
      @buddaflyfx 3 місяці тому

      he has a straight up unga bunga mindset. its why he abandoned mage class. you need intelligence to be a mage. lol.

  • @imaad5744
    @imaad5744 3 місяці тому +7

    6-7 hours in and only one remembrance boss down and he says he’s not going slow 😂😂

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 3 місяці тому +1

      '' every streamer are rushing'' aka every streamer doesn't suck ass, defeat bosses quickly and done most of the dlc

  • @leradmuiel7634
    @leradmuiel7634 3 місяці тому +5

    Piggy digging into his UA-cam check to satisfy his gambling addiction is surfacing.

  • @captainsumtingwong889
    @captainsumtingwong889 3 місяці тому +6

    ULTRA DELAYED INPUT!!! 🐷 🐷 🐷

  • @snoozeflu
    @snoozeflu 3 місяці тому +4

    You can hear in the tone of his voice how irritated and pis$y he is. Like, he's almost angry.

  • @piau9000
    @piau9000 3 місяці тому +6

    This is what I was talking about. His streams are not so chill as he likes to brag about.
    If he's not trashing and raging at the game, he's gaslighting his dents and calling them "idiouhts". No chill at all 😂

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 3 місяці тому

      He wants his streams to be chill but he's incapable of making it happen. He knows that he's toxic and has said multiple times that he needs to stop getting so tilted by everything.
      His problem is that there is no one holding him accountable and telling him to grow up. I used to rage like this when I was a teenager, this shit is embarrassing for a 40 year old.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice 3 місяці тому +4

    Keep in mind that after his 1st stream in which he nearly gave up because he couldn’t kill anything, he went on YT looked up an OP early build. It’s called dark knight early OP build. He combined that with the jump R2 spam 😂

  • @penguinsmovies
    @penguinsmovies 3 місяці тому +5

    Man he was on cloud 9 the first day but now the day 1 cash has run out the rage flows

  • @GNARK1LL420
    @GNARK1LL420 3 місяці тому +5

    Such great variety of weaponry from the variety streamer. Mash Mash Jump R2 Mash Mash Jump R2

    • @TheLewisDawg
      @TheLewisDawg 3 місяці тому

      And then he has the audacity to bitch at one dent who suggested spicing up his gameplay with incantations... you just can't win with this guy.

  • @Nic9458
    @Nic9458 3 місяці тому +3

    “It’s all dark as shit in here, I can’t see were I’m going” That’s why you are given a lantern at the start of the game Phil, to aluminate areas without natural light

  • @kevindie
    @kevindie 3 місяці тому +5

    *_IT’S CALLED A TAIL._*

  • @StationaryBeggar
    @StationaryBeggar 3 місяці тому +2

    Bro at the end of the video where hes saying the dragon is unhittable hes literaly like 20 ft away. PUT YOUR PRESCRIPTION GLASSES ON GRANDPA! FFS

  • @cloudstrife3074
    @cloudstrife3074 3 місяці тому +4

    Apparently video game physics is a detractor now.

  • @hisaluteseven2803
    @hisaluteseven2803 3 місяці тому +4

    Lmao his depth perception is as great as always

  • @cool-lemon
    @cool-lemon 3 місяці тому +2

    He needs to grow up, seriously. It's a video game of all things, that was intentionally made to be very difficult. If you get that angry playing the game and resort to using OP builds throughout your entire playthrough, the game ain't for you. He only plays it because it's popular, gives him an excuse to hype something up and have the dents empty their wallets on his stream. He hates gaming in general, so playing something like this is just a recipe for disaster.