52 Y/O Streamer Starts Screaming at Elden Ring DLC After Getting Braindamaged by the Boss Difficulty

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  • @Hurricane047
    @Hurricane047 7 місяців тому +650

    I like how he's aging rapidly from playing this

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  7 місяців тому +158

      Next vid he's 55

    • @CasualRacerRed
      @CasualRacerRed 7 місяців тому +37

      Father time is a detractor 😂
      ​@DSPTriesItMemology101

    • @era1907
      @era1907 7 місяців тому +11

      LOL

    • @D3M0MAN912
      @D3M0MAN912 7 місяців тому +15

      ​@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Oh, I know why Phil's aging quickly! He's got the medallion from Sifu!

    • @DeimionWolf
      @DeimionWolf 7 місяців тому +9

      he has to put a stop to metal gear before it's too late

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist 7 місяців тому +351

    "It's so stupid, he has hitboxes on his ass that hit you." YOU'RE STANDING IN LAVA PHIL.

    • @snoozeflu
      @snoozeflu 7 місяців тому +26

      "He has hit boxes on his AYUSS"

    • @RC-cv3bv
      @RC-cv3bv 7 місяців тому +23

      I don't get why he thinks only some parts of the dragon should be solid.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 7 місяців тому +21

      gets fucking d smacked by the charging backleg '' whaaaaaat, invisible hitbox!!!''

    • @ej879
      @ej879 7 місяців тому +11

      not only he's standing in lava.
      its like he never heard of collision damage by running dragon straight at him.

    • @FeltedAugie
      @FeltedAugie 7 місяців тому +21

      *get hits by the tail
      HUUUUUUUUH?! What hit me!?

  • @Nuskadamo
    @Nuskadamo 7 місяців тому +397

    The way he loses his shit because he had to walk around with his horse for 10 minutes without any immediate reward holy fuck lmfao. Bro talks as if the FromSoft devs killed his cat.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 7 місяців тому +76

      Remember, kids these days are all about instant gratification and DSP is an adult.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 7 місяців тому +35

      This guy runs down a river which on the map shows it leads to a dead end cliff. He then complains that the game doesn't let him fly up on top of the cliff at the end of the river.

    • @SilverDust90
      @SilverDust90 7 місяців тому +3

      But he feels like they did, he'll forever mention these moments 15yrs from now when OIC ask him about Elden Ring

    • @zaccampa4055
      @zaccampa4055 7 місяців тому +1

      He is CONSTANTLY complaining about everything lol it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
      I’m NoT tRyInG tO pLaY tHe ViCtIm HeRe 😑

    • @HugeAckMan420
      @HugeAckMan420 7 місяців тому +2

      And yet he seems so proud to brag about walking to the ice cream store with his horse on his Phils day awf begments

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 7 місяців тому +124

    Remember boys and girls: anything that doesn't let him facetank and unga bunga is bad design according to Phil.

    • @Vullgrim
      @Vullgrim 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FakeHeroFang
      @FakeHeroFang 5 місяців тому

      Phil would be the target demo for the Full Havel™ playstyle. Just press L1 until enemy die, unga bunga. I'm genuinely surprised his chat never put him onto a greatshield build with a bleed/frost weapon, that's way easier than using a colossal weapon.

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 7 місяців тому +172

    Stands in lava, mashes attacks, dies. "So stoopid." I agree.

  • @Montbtw
    @Montbtw 7 місяців тому +155

    He’s so awful man it’s unreal. He’s played every Souls game and he is still one of the worst players I’ve ever seen.

    • @jhsjdytk
      @jhsjdytk 7 місяців тому +5

      The fact hes played all soulslikes too💀👀

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist 7 місяців тому +3

      Sad to say, I remember him playing Dark Souls for the very first time and his fans wanting him to play it because of his rage inducing behavior. At the time it was funny and he powered through it. Now days you just look at him in pity.

    • @Enemyoftheparasite
      @Enemyoftheparasite 6 місяців тому

      Still all his points are valid...

    • @AkioJunichiro
      @AkioJunichiro 6 місяців тому +1

      You can't improve yourself when it's never your fault

    • @gamefrk11523
      @gamefrk11523 6 місяців тому

      Chance_805 has DSP beat for the worst souls player😂

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 7 місяців тому +218

    Oh, how the salt is raining. He is gonna have a massive meltdown with future bosses of the DLC, if he doesn't rage-quit it first.

    • @kir0726
      @kir0726 7 місяців тому +12

      I honestly want him to reach Radahn just because of how funny his rage will be.

    • @SmongoT_T
      @SmongoT_T 7 місяців тому +10

      Bayle will break him

    • @FKATorp
      @FKATorp 7 місяців тому +9

      Gaius charge hitbox will make him actually have a stroke

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 7 місяців тому

      The DLC is rated at 50%. It blows. They cheesed the bosses.

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe 7 місяців тому +9

      He already hates this game, he will drop it 100% but the reason he'll give is the low support/ not worth his time

  • @KiddCrowley
    @KiddCrowley 7 місяців тому +225

    "The dragon never hit me legitimately, it just kept using a stupid ahnline pattern. It didnt earn it dood"

    • @DerichndofCoomland
      @DerichndofCoomland 7 місяців тому +14

      UNEARNED

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 7 місяців тому +21

      He has a point! That boss was a scrub using pattern play to take advantage of the dropped inputs! That dragon didn't outplay him!

    • @EnemyWasp
      @EnemyWasp 7 місяців тому +12

      THE GAME IS DROPPING MY MOVES! YOU DIDNT BEAT ME!

    • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
      @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 7 місяців тому +9

      BUGGED SINGLE PLAYER MECHANICS DOOD

    • @collectingmemoriesyt
      @collectingmemoriesyt 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@EnemyWasp you joke but he really did say the game was dropping his inputs when he played through Elden Ring again recently before the dlc dropped.

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 7 місяців тому +330

    "Why is there a hitbox there?" Um, sheer weight? Realistic anatomy? A freakin tail?

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  7 місяців тому +75

      he want to hit the tail and cause damage, but don't want the tail to hurt him

    • @darkspheonix
      @darkspheonix 7 місяців тому +27

      He was also standing in lava

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo 7 місяців тому +30

      you can also hear his character do the burning to death scream, so it was in fact the lava that killed him. But piggy doesn't have his glasses on so ofc he can't see that

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 7 місяців тому +23

      The Magma Wyrms do suck to fight, but it's just the Gaping Dragon charge attack that they're doing. Get away when they start running. This is not new to video games whatsoever. DSP should go experience the old MH Rathian run attack or something to really see how bogus the charges can be.

    • @SilentKnight234
      @SilentKnight234 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@lizzarooif only the dents had rallied enough to get to the gunner glasses goal 😢😂😂😂😂

  • @Deadricblood
    @Deadricblood 7 місяців тому +140

    Crazy how he says anyone who watches him with the purpose to see him fail/laugh at him isn’t welcomed when that’s like 99% of his fandom.

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 7 місяців тому +3

      Most streamers ban those types of viewers, but they don't engage.

    • @Deadricblood
      @Deadricblood 7 місяців тому +8

      @@aggrocd1985 not true, plenty of streamers can lean into the “bad at video games haha” trope. Jerma being one of them, he’s not a good gamer but his commentary holds up and he’s such a likable guy.

    • @Some1Something
      @Some1Something 7 місяців тому +8

      If he played into the the I-suck-at-gaming shtick, he would have been a millionaire by now.

    • @Charliem1994
      @Charliem1994 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, what an out of touch dipshit. Nice avatar btw, one of my favourite films 👌

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Some1Something He'd have been a millionaire if he was responsible with his money, regardless.

  • @mcgarner1992
    @mcgarner1992 7 місяців тому +60

    The funniest part is using a colossal hammer and not even two handing it with nothing on his left hand LOL

    • @itshololive
      @itshololive 7 місяців тому +14

      he has no clue how to build a character in these games without someone telling him exactly what to do

    • @elevenAD
      @elevenAD 6 місяців тому

      As someone who dual wields exclusively seeing this was shocking to me..

  • @gobgonson8053
    @gobgonson8053 7 місяців тому +156

    >spends 10 minutes complaining about hitboxes on the boss's ass
    >keeps running into the boss's ass anyway

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 7 місяців тому

      But he is happily married, d00d!

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 7 місяців тому +11

      he didn’t even get hit by the boss’s ass, he was standing in lava

    • @schmutzinator1203
      @schmutzinator1203 7 місяців тому

      His scat addiction is massively strong d00d

    • @JackHolleworth
      @JackHolleworth 7 місяців тому +2

      I’m gay, I’m gay I’m gay

    • @SquilliamFancyson69
      @SquilliamFancyson69 7 місяців тому +1

      dood nothing he could do

  • @asura48
    @asura48 7 місяців тому +103

    Dents: you're getting damage from the lava
    Dsp:.....NO its naht......there's a hit box on his back
    "Proceed to take damage from the lava"

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk 7 місяців тому +78

    lol legit is this man BLIND, he wasn't getting hit by the magma wyrm's ass he was STANDING IN LAVA

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird 7 місяців тому

      He’s blind AND incredibly stoopid

    • @Budd631
      @Budd631 7 місяців тому +2

      There was nothing I could do-Dave

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 7 місяців тому +2

      *gets hit by tail*
      “Huh?! what hit me?!”

    • @AbyssWatch3r
      @AbyssWatch3r 7 місяців тому +1

      games fault 😂

    • @milkinobama
      @milkinobama 7 місяців тому +3

      And he literally get hit by the dragons back legs so many times since he’s directly underneath it

  • @Bumbum_Inspector
    @Bumbum_Inspector 7 місяців тому +148

    "Why is there a hitbox on the colossal creatures body that's trampling me?!?!?!" -DSP
    Jesus he's the worst gamer and streamer on the entire planet. No, the entire universe.

    • @ajshiro3957
      @ajshiro3957 7 місяців тому +17

      He doesn't know what a tail is. He literally thinks the creature is just throwin it back like a 90s hiphop song. XD

    • @chrisyoder8985
      @chrisyoder8985 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 7 місяців тому +5

      @@ajshiro3957 baby got back attack.

    • @kylebutlers
      @kylebutlers 7 місяців тому +5

      lol he fuckin just mashes swing and doesnt understand why hes getting hit lol he didnt dodge once the entire magma worm fight

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Gentou76Baby got back-ack-ack-ack

  • @amyford2971
    @amyford2971 7 місяців тому +56

    3.08 yes Phil you were stuck because you were looking at your chat, probably hoping for tips for tonight’s hogan pulls, and your character walked into that column.

  • @AviaKun
    @AviaKun 7 місяців тому +38

    It’s not just him raging that makes it pathetic, it’s the fact that he blames all his problems on the game and never learns from his mistakes and try to git gud

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 7 місяців тому +5

      All he needs to do is occasionally shrug his shoulders and say "damn, I messed that one up." He is incapable of doing that though.

  • @imherenow8
    @imherenow8 7 місяців тому +216

    76 Y/O streamer screaming at elden ring

    • @GLKHD
      @GLKHD 7 місяців тому +4

      lmao

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 7 місяців тому +11

      “ old man yells at clouds”

    • @ittybits
      @ittybits 7 місяців тому +5

      @@hillarybanks92"old man yells at cloud"* phillified it for you 😎

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 7 місяців тому +3

      I like how this dlc keeps taking years off his life

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 7 місяців тому +2

      Not exactly the old sniper is he.

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 7 місяців тому +51

    His baby rage was hilarious. The only thing the dragon did was move around a bit more. DSP is incapable of using his cheese gigahammer build against anything that is not completely stationary.

    • @DreySlayking
      @DreySlayking 7 місяців тому +13

      Yep. And crying about the hammer "going through" the dragon when he wasn't even close enough to hit it. Dude is blind.

    • @jjjordan3881
      @jjjordan3881 7 місяців тому

      ​@DreySlayking and it was above him and yet still cried he was "unhittable". Fkn idgit.

    • @mrex666productions7
      @mrex666productions7 7 місяців тому +1

      Also seems like when he was dealing with the Dragon it was genuine anger I haven't saw him this mad since he compared himself to Yakuza characters

  • @BasedF-15Pilot
    @BasedF-15Pilot 7 місяців тому +133

    The very same 52 year old that chastised his viewers' generations demanding instant gratification refuses to explore and find the power ups in the DLC, and is mad he doesn't kill every boss first try. The hypocrisy is palpable.

    • @PolyesterKyle
      @PolyesterKyle 7 місяців тому +17

      it's absurd how angry he gets at the first sign of trouble, like he dies a single time to a boss in a fromsoftware game and it's stupid and terrible game design, shit even taking damage once is enough to send him raging, you'd think if it pisses him off so much he'd get better at avoiding it!

    • @chrisyoder8985
      @chrisyoder8985 7 місяців тому +9

      Doesn't look like he has the mental capacity to learn

    • @ShitOwl
      @ShitOwl 7 місяців тому

      he is the master of hypocrisy for a reason

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 7 місяців тому +4

      The worst thing about it is that he never ever could reflect upon and realize that. His mental capacity was never large, but years of alcohol have diminished it to the point of complete retardation.

    • @Luckyl89077
      @Luckyl89077 7 місяців тому +2

      He’s 42 isn’t he ?

  • @vicblatz5204
    @vicblatz5204 7 місяців тому +64

    Phil jump attacks the Ghostflame Dragon from 15 feet away: "it went right through him!"
    As he was still 8 feet away. Truly regarded.

  • @quemsereu2009
    @quemsereu2009 7 місяців тому +134

    of course he is using the bull goat build to tank everything lmaao

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  7 місяців тому +31

      Find the easy way for everything 😆😆

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 7 місяців тому +5

      Try to tank*

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 7 місяців тому +14

      Considering how delayed his reflexes are, a tank is really his only workable option.

    • @The-Quartet169
      @The-Quartet169 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ashleybrooke2087of course their delayed look at him.

    • @Rajusharmal
      @Rajusharmal 7 місяців тому +2

      with fingerstone shield he's literally unkillable 😂😮

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve 7 місяців тому +62

    You'd think that after all his experience with From Software games he'd realize: "Gee, their games are much more difficult than other games."
    Then again, this is the streamer who rage quit Kirby.

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo 7 місяців тому +5

      when he had his new stream border I realised again how many times he played through all of the souls games yet he doesn't remember any of the base mechanics of the games. ginbrain is no joke

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 7 місяців тому +4

      Kirby Souls dood! Nintendo lost their way! Minecraft is like Dark Souls DOOD got killed by scrub ZAHMBIES ragequit DAT SNORT

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 7 місяців тому +3

      @@lizzaroo His ability to not retain any information at all is truly astonishing. He's been gaming for years, and yet he can pick up and play any game at a level of 'what's a videogame, I've never played one before in my life' lol

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 7 місяців тому +3

      Did he seriously rage quit a fucking Kirby game?

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo 7 місяців тому +3

      @@RazorusR3X777 Yes he compared a boss in it to dark souls and quit.

  • @MeowBlock
    @MeowBlock 7 місяців тому +93

    Piggy is mad

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 7 місяців тому +60

    The fact he can face tank 10+ hits and still be alive is astonishing how over prepared he is for this DLC.

    • @AlekTrev006
      @AlekTrev006 7 місяців тому +18

      He supposedly entered it around Lvl-150, which is reasonable… but he then changed up his entire magic build to be this Vitality-heavy ‘armored tank build’ - after his fans’ advice, lol

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice 7 місяців тому +6

      @@AlekTrev006he saw an early Dark knight OP build on UA-cam 😂 it’s made by khaze gaming I believe 😂 the dents tried to tell him 1st stream to re spec but Phil knows better and told him that it wouldn’t matter. Then next stream he randomly had the perfect build 😂

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 7 місяців тому

      What's wrong with that?

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 7 місяців тому +6

      @@aggrocd1985 It's cheesy AF and takes away the skill aspect.

    • @SleepyDonnnn
      @SleepyDonnnn 7 місяців тому +16

      ​@@aggrocd1985 Nothing if you do just boring asf to watch

  • @CornerPressurE
    @CornerPressurE 7 місяців тому +30

    People beat this game naked and he's armored up with a heavy weapon slow rolling wondering why he's getting g hit lol

  • @freegibby
    @freegibby 7 місяців тому +52

    Rellana is gonna send this goober into a mental spiral

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 7 місяців тому +1

      Hopefully he reaches her before she gets nerfed.

    • @Modie
      @Modie 7 місяців тому +1

      Tbh, I don't see him having big problems. He uses Jump R2 and a lot of her attacks just go over your head after one of those.

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Modie Final boss will I promise you that.

    • @jhsjdytk
      @jhsjdytk 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Modieand he did😂

    • @ShaneT5S
      @ShaneT5S 7 місяців тому +3

      Unfortunately he just cheesed one attack with his baby hand holding build and barely had any issue

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 7 місяців тому +33

    "Why is there a hitbox there?"
    Maybe because the boss is charging and swinging its tail?
    I don't even play this game and I understand that, he's so desperate for any excuse that isn't himself being shit

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 7 місяців тому +3

      he applies the same logic to when he's trying to get into cover. he says things like
      "im in cover so i shouldn't have gotten hit"..while ignoring whats happening on screen. the action of the boss running away from him gave him a sense of safety

    • @alanrcastro8580
      @alanrcastro8580 7 місяців тому +2

      the hitbox didn't changed by the way, it's the same enemy from base game. His back legs always did damage when he does the charge attack, since day one.

  • @redreploid1713
    @redreploid1713 7 місяців тому +54

    Makes excuses playing elden ring, makes excuses playing sf6, makes excuses when he has low support, this guy is the king of excuses like damn

  • @CrAzYScOpEzX
    @CrAzYScOpEzX 7 місяців тому +26

    “How the fuck is my hammer keep missing him” why does he speak like Starfire

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 7 місяців тому +92

    1651 year old finally beats Elden Ring DLC

    • @AlekTrev006
      @AlekTrev006 7 місяців тому +8

      Nice reference 😅

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 7 місяців тому +25

    That's not even a new boss, thats just the Magma Worm, which wasnt even that difficult, all over again

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 7 місяців тому

      There's like what, 3 or more in the base game? Which he's played through multiple times... and he STILL doesn't understand how to dodge their very obviously telegraphed attacks.

  • @loubloom1941
    @loubloom1941 7 місяців тому +33

    Miyazaki is a detractor confirmed!

  • @sladethedoritospro8084
    @sladethedoritospro8084 7 місяців тому +19

    Elden Gout: Beggar of the Acktree.

  • @washedfrank7233
    @washedfrank7233 7 місяців тому +23

    Love how he refuses to improve and chooses to brute force every single encounter.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 7 місяців тому +2

      He plays as if his job is to finish the game as quickly as possible, rather that to entertain his audience.

  • @StrugglerChad
    @StrugglerChad 7 місяців тому +23

    He’s a professional Gaymer he did nothing wrong he did everything correct.

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 7 місяців тому +18

    This boy needs to trade in the gunner glasses for some real ones 😂

    • @jhsjdytk
      @jhsjdytk 7 місяців тому +2

      Fr.. cant see his hammers range.. cant see lava... cant see enemys bodys and legs hitting him

  • @runnre
    @runnre 7 місяців тому +8

    *"SEEE! HITS ME WITH NOTHING!!!"* No Phil, it's big ass leg knee'd you in the back as it charged, no butt cheeks involved.

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 7 місяців тому +12

    I thought he was going to get wrecked by Bayle, but he isn’t even there yet.

  • @Baronvonkame
    @Baronvonkame 7 місяців тому +13

    "when all you have is a hammer everything is a nail"

  • @TlXlJ
    @TlXlJ 7 місяців тому +12

    stands in the crook of dragon’s leg joint, gets upset when it treats the dragon’s movement while he’s inside its hitbox as hits. keeps gravitating towards that same spot on the dragon. never change, dave.

  • @T171OO
    @T171OO 7 місяців тому +35

    He shouldn’t play these games, you can tell he hates them.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 7 місяців тому +19

      He hates any game that isn't a walking sim

    • @T171OO
      @T171OO 7 місяців тому +3

      @@CloakofAuron Yeah but these game developers are know for their challenging games obviously, Phillip shouldn’t be playing such games. They affect his chi man!!!

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 7 місяців тому +10

      he hates anything that doesnt get him money. He's not a gamer, he's the worst cam girl

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@shushshush7137 Cam Karen

    • @T171OO
      @T171OO 7 місяців тому

      @@shushshush7137 Although he does love him some WWE champions and that costs money 💰

  • @jediknight2089
    @jediknight2089 7 місяців тому +30

    The salt is glorious

  • @tartarus5862
    @tartarus5862 7 місяців тому +33

    I don’t think he’s gonna finish this DLC, I think he’s gonna rage quit the whole thing. 😆

    • @Mr.Doodlebob
      @Mr.Doodlebob 7 місяців тому +9

      His ragequits have been getting faster and faster at some point he’s going to press start, miss it, whine and say he hit start and ragequit

    • @KeyToAeris2024
      @KeyToAeris2024 7 місяців тому +7

      Rennala is gonna eat him alive

    • @SleepyPupper
      @SleepyPupper 7 місяців тому

      Knowing what is waiting for him, yeah. He's too Gin-brain to finish

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 7 місяців тому +3

      @@KeyToAeris2024 Absolutely. Another streamer I watch who actually has skill almost rage quitted the DLC at Rennala. Phil is definitely going to rage quit if this cheese strat hammer strat doesnt work.

    • @Duncaster
      @Duncaster 7 місяців тому +1

      Rellana is going to ruin this man

  • @victorvillanueva1104
    @victorvillanueva1104 7 місяців тому +13

    Somehow he always has "delayed inputs" on every game he plays. Wonder if it could be something else thats causing it?Couldn't be him right?🤔

  • @josh-mf7lt
    @josh-mf7lt 6 місяців тому +2

    "I'm not even near him and I'm getting hit"
    My brother in Christ you were practically wedged up that lizards' cloaca while it was rolling around in magma.

  • @alpaca_picnic
    @alpaca_picnic 7 місяців тому +13

    the sekiro “STOP THIS!” meme kills me

  • @grimfang5023
    @grimfang5023 7 місяців тому +27

    Whoever thought of dragons having a tail swipe are stupid. hue hue

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 7 місяців тому +1

      It's not a tail swipe. He is standing on lava. You are just as regarded as he is.

    • @thaoremchan9234
      @thaoremchan9234 7 місяців тому

      ​@@aggrocd1985 if you can't see that comment is sarcasm, you are the mentally incapable here.

    • @Loke...
      @Loke... 7 місяців тому +5

      @@aggrocd1985 the irony

    • @imshlomo2206
      @imshlomo2206 6 місяців тому

      You can easily jump over the tail

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 6 місяців тому

      ​@@aggrocd1985tbf he was also not by the trample as well

  • @AlexValeroXIV
    @AlexValeroXIV 7 місяців тому +11

    *bosses charges* "see...?! there shouldn't be a hit box there!" ITS CHARGING.if you're near the boss like touching the boss. WHAT YOU EXPECT? if you're near a bull irl and charges... you gonna say the same excuse?!

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 7 місяців тому +11

    DSP: "WTF! I MISSED!"
    Ghostflame Dragon: "You are a worm beneath notice."

  • @scorchbubbles
    @scorchbubbles 7 місяців тому +9

    The character has a unique screaming when burned to death, and it was definitely the magma that was hitting him

  • @Notyoji
    @Notyoji 7 місяців тому +15

    8:46 YOU SAID FUCK EVERYONE IM DOING THIS FOR 20 MINUTES.

  • @MotivationExMe
    @MotivationExMe 7 місяців тому +10

    This is the year of the mental breakdown. I looove it XD

  • @Moped_Mike
    @Moped_Mike 7 місяців тому +10

    Dude says “no reason” more than any person I’ve heard in my life. It’s always for no reason no matter what it is.

  • @snoozeflu
    @snoozeflu 7 місяців тому +4

    You can hear in the tone of his voice how irritated and pis$y he is. Like, he's almost angry.

  • @Grimfield
    @Grimfield 7 місяців тому +1

    To be fair the Ghostdragon is bullshit. He’s right about it not being fun and just being another iteration of a boss you’ve fought dozens of times.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 7 місяців тому +7

    He’s never met a souls game he couldn’t cheese his way through. But then still claims he is really good at the game. Why his dents give him money for this or any game is beyond me

  • @imaad5744
    @imaad5744 7 місяців тому +7

    6-7 hours in and only one remembrance boss down and he says he’s not going slow 😂😂

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 7 місяців тому +1

      '' every streamer are rushing'' aka every streamer doesn't suck ass, defeat bosses quickly and done most of the dlc

  • @penguinsmovies
    @penguinsmovies 7 місяців тому +5

    Man he was on cloud 9 the first day but now the day 1 cash has run out the rage flows

  • @MrOuija-rr8kq
    @MrOuija-rr8kq 6 місяців тому +1

    He said there shouldn’t be a hit box on the big lizard as he gets trampled by it , getting pinned down between the monster and lava.

  • @DreySlayking
    @DreySlayking 7 місяців тому +10

    15 minutes of an elderly person crying about a video game like he's 5 years old.

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 7 місяців тому +4

    3:02 •Runs forward while the broken statue is in the dead center of his field of view
    •Runs directly into the broken statue
    "I'M STUCK! HOW THE FUCK AM I STUCK ON A KAHLUMN?? COME AHN, STOOPID GAME!"

  • @maverickx1221
    @maverickx1221 7 місяців тому +6

    He is so infuriating…why did he think he kept hitting the dragon when he was clearly not? He has no depth perception 😂😂😂

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 7 місяців тому +2

      He's legit supposed to be wearing prescription glasses but he doesn't probably because he thinks they make him look like a dork. It's super obvious in some games he just isn't seeing things sometimes.

  • @Nic9458
    @Nic9458 7 місяців тому +3

    “It’s all dark as shit in here, I can’t see were I’m going” That’s why you are given a lantern at the start of the game Phil, to aluminate areas without natural light

  • @Toxik_Dubz
    @Toxik_Dubz 7 місяців тому +9

    Everyone hates ALL THE RnG mechanics in Elden Ring and Dark Souls games... what tf is he talking about?

  • @mossadagent2664
    @mossadagent2664 7 місяців тому +10

    why he plays any fromsoft title is beyond me, obviously is no where near good enough, constantly complains, scrapes by with pity donations and embarrasses himself to no end.

  • @MikoYotsuya292
    @MikoYotsuya292 7 місяців тому +12

    10:55 Trollback netcode at it again!

  • @AzgarthX
    @AzgarthX 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how these meme videos get so many more views than the videos he uploads to his own youtube channel XD

  • @neiabaraja2044
    @neiabaraja2044 7 місяців тому +3

    "They expect you to f*ck around and figure sh*t out. I really don't want to do this. Right?"
    And this describes DPS' mindset absolutely and perfectly. What a sad, salty and bitter old man he is.

  • @AndrewTheRager
    @AndrewTheRager 7 місяців тому +1

    I feel his pain on that dragon. That shit is ASS, but not because of ghost hitboxes like he complains about.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice 7 місяців тому +4

    Keep in mind that after his 1st stream in which he nearly gave up because he couldn’t kill anything, he went on YT looked up an OP early build. It’s called dark knight early OP build. He combined that with the jump R2 spam 😂

  • @NoSleeveRealVests
    @NoSleeveRealVests 7 місяців тому +2

    “BAD GAME DESIGN!! His wing trapped me! Everyone knows a Dragon’s wing isn’t powerful enough to trap me(ree)!!”

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 7 місяців тому +16

    52😂 you listen to the fans

  • @Pondimus_Maximus
    @Pondimus_Maximus 6 місяців тому +1

    He’s got the patience of a 3 year-old. I’m 45, and my reflexes and eyesight aren’t like they were 25 years ago, but even my Gen X brain managed to succeed against these bosses! Except for Radahn. Still working on him!

  • @leradmuiel7634
    @leradmuiel7634 7 місяців тому +5

    Piggy digging into his UA-cam check to satisfy his gambling addiction is surfacing.

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 7 місяців тому +2

    *Gets rammed by a 40-foot lizard*
    "He hit me with nothing!"

  • @Grooviebones
    @Grooviebones 7 місяців тому +3

    "An invisible hitbox on his back leg keeps hitting me"
    That sounds like a very visible hitbox, especially during the extremely telegraphed charge attack it does

  • @zoeadkins9095
    @zoeadkins9095 7 місяців тому +1

    4:40
    "tHe fOOt HitS mE fOr nO rEaSOn"
    Yeah, it's not the skeleton stabbing you with a sword that hurt you, Phil.
    How do you devote your daily existence to gaming and still be this shit?

  • @kuragariinuken255
    @kuragariinuken255 7 місяців тому +15

    Hmm, game content he just can't cheese or fail his way through. Poor Phil. Why didnt the devs consider him when making the DLC?

    • @Phantom.Gaming64
      @Phantom.Gaming64 7 місяців тому +4

      @@kuragariinuken255 Gaming industry would go to the toilet if game devs made games designed for idiots like DSP.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Phantom.Gaming64they already are, and it already is because of that

  • @MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev
    @MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev 7 місяців тому +1

    This is the positive and meaningful that makes dap such a well loved person by many and the trolls have it all wrong about him. Look how mature and pleasant he is to watch, he's a changed man

  • @cloudstrife3074
    @cloudstrife3074 7 місяців тому +4

    Apparently video game physics is a detractor now.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 7 місяців тому +2

    "I'm getting more mature mor wizened less of an asshole"
    Phil just before this stream

    • @platinumight158
      @platinumight158 7 місяців тому

      We all know DSP stands for Double Standards Phil

  • @xiaophoria
    @xiaophoria 7 місяців тому +5

    I'll never understand how his dents watch this unironically and enjoy it...

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 7 місяців тому +2

      Sometime i see TIHYDP compilation that are mostly unedited and it's a chore to watch... i can't imagine a full length stream, especially since if you talk you get banned

    • @jhsjdytk
      @jhsjdytk 7 місяців тому

      ​@@shushshush7137i legit dont watch tihydp anymore cus phils old humors not even there and the begging is unreal nowadays

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 7 місяців тому

      @@jhsjdytk only time i watch tihydp is about fighting game cuz the rest the people who make them , make them as boring as watching dsp stream raw

  • @GamingAgency
    @GamingAgency 6 місяців тому +1

    I cannot WAIT to see Phil fight the final boss of the DLC

  • @Ls2Finch
    @Ls2Finch 7 місяців тому +7

    Dave is 200 yards away hitting the dirt and screaming why didnt that hit 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @jhsjdytk
      @jhsjdytk 7 місяців тому

      Legit dragon was like 3 ft above the end of the hammer and hes like why am i missing...

  • @AreYouThereGodItsMePhil
    @AreYouThereGodItsMePhil 7 місяців тому +1

    I mean he does have a point about the camera being horrible with bigger bosses.

  • @ooberallen
    @ooberallen 7 місяців тому +4

    this isn't the first time he's faced a magma wyrm, theres like 3 per playthrough of the base game lol

    • @CosmicVoid_119
      @CosmicVoid_119 7 місяців тому +1

      Not gonna lie this is lazy why is this thing in the dlc again

    • @mossadagent2664
      @mossadagent2664 7 місяців тому +6

      @@CosmicVoid_119it’s a dlc, they’re not going to implement hundreds of new creatures into the game, we’ve had multiple new enemies added, can’t really complain about them using a couple of older enemies in optional areas

  • @sephirothxjj8116
    @sephirothxjj8116 6 місяців тому +1

    Is he mad because he can’t walk through an enemy? “The wing is holding me back! It’s bad design!” Are you shittin me?

  • @kevindie
    @kevindie 7 місяців тому +5

    *_IT’S CALLED A TAIL._*

  • @Mi2Lethal
    @Mi2Lethal 7 місяців тому +1

    6:15 he was about to say “get a cheap shot on him” but changed his wording 😆

  • @piau9000
    @piau9000 7 місяців тому +6

    This is what I was talking about. His streams are not so chill as he likes to brag about.
    If he's not trashing and raging at the game, he's gaslighting his dents and calling them "idiouhts". No chill at all 😂

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 7 місяців тому

      He wants his streams to be chill but he's incapable of making it happen. He knows that he's toxic and has said multiple times that he needs to stop getting so tilted by everything.
      His problem is that there is no one holding him accountable and telling him to grow up. I used to rage like this when I was a teenager, this shit is embarrassing for a 40 year old.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 7 місяців тому +1

    “why is there a hitbox on the giant ass creature trying to run me over?”
    -DSP

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 7 місяців тому +6

    Love that piggy is too chicken to actually learn the attacks and dodge. Nope just face tank everything like a caveman😂

    • @buddaflyfx
      @buddaflyfx 7 місяців тому

      he has a straight up unga bunga mindset. its why he abandoned mage class. you need intelligence to be a mage. lol.

  • @oneverymadlad1124
    @oneverymadlad1124 7 місяців тому +1

    He has to have fought this enemy like 11 times already, I get it has some different attack but it’s still overall the same enemy. Then again if Phil was capable of improving as a player he would’ve at least been decent at souls game by now

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 7 місяців тому +3

    The salt being produced from this playthrough is enough to rival The Red Sea.😂

  • @GR-fx2qv
    @GR-fx2qv 7 місяців тому +1

    a giant dragon is running him over at high speed "WHY IS HE DOING DAMAGE HES JUST RUNNING AWAY"

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet 7 місяців тому +4

    Hitbox, you keep using that word, but it does not mean what you think it means.

  • @PseudoNym13
    @PseudoNym13 7 місяців тому +2

    if a 80 foot lizard hit you with its back leg you'd feel it, lava or not

  • @GNARK1LL420
    @GNARK1LL420 7 місяців тому +5

    Such great variety of weaponry from the variety streamer. Mash Mash Jump R2 Mash Mash Jump R2

    • @TheLewisDawg
      @TheLewisDawg 7 місяців тому

      And then he has the audacity to bitch at one dent who suggested spicing up his gameplay with incantations... you just can't win with this guy.

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 7 місяців тому +1

    The tail of a 50,000 pound beast slaps you.
    "WhAt De Fuk? Y am I getting hit???"