Which Of My Friends Would Win On A Reality Show?

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
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    The time has finally come...using the dossiers of information compiled on my friends and colleagues for my recent videos and putting it into a completely fair and objective simulation -- who would win on an ambiguous reality show?
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  • @DanGheesling
    @DanGheesling 4 роки тому +1905

    Flashbacks..................

    • @PureStealth
      @PureStealth 4 роки тому +207

      America's favourite juror everybody

    • @Jeredriq
      @Jeredriq 4 роки тому +66

      Are you the architect behind ryan's mental chainbreaking

    • @PlsDontReadThis123
      @PlsDontReadThis123 4 роки тому +26

      Art imitates life was an apt description of this

    • @timsmyth7499
      @timsmyth7499 4 роки тому +39

      America's favorite regardless of the platform, some things never change

    • @Neohampster
      @Neohampster 4 роки тому +18

      Which of my friends would win a reality show. I don't know? The only one that's ever been on a reality show...?

  • @BlueBobOmbs
    @BlueBobOmbs 4 роки тому +574

    Dan kicked out of the household screaming "IT'S A NEW SEASON!"

  • @patrickcosgrove5256
    @patrickcosgrove5256 4 роки тому +458

    Ryan: Yeah, lemme just make myself kinda likeable to every single person
    Also Ryan: We popped all the necessary details and parameters into the simulation

    • @kingoffallou
      @kingoffallou 4 роки тому +46

      It is the Northernlion Live Super Show

  • @joaomarques4030
    @joaomarques4030 4 роки тому +407

    everyone else: eh, likes these one or two, dislikes this person
    himself: i am litterally the most likable man alive

    • @Arkouchie
      @Arkouchie 4 роки тому +160

      To be fair, he built a group that literally revolves around him as the nucleus

    • @JohnyScissors
      @JohnyScissors 4 роки тому +77

      It ain't called the DGSS

    • @CrowColdblade
      @CrowColdblade 4 роки тому +95

      He also gave Josh a beast physicality for having gone through 8 weeks of basic training thirteen years ago. I think you may be taking this a little to serious.

    • @MangoMotors
      @MangoMotors 4 роки тому +1

      NOTBIASEDATTALL

    • @DannyB1111
      @DannyB1111 4 роки тому +2

      CrowColdblade Josh is probably up there in physical fitness though

  • @miceman3917
    @miceman3917 4 роки тому +210

    Kate carried that egg to the bitter end.

  • @Gbboy8977
    @Gbboy8977 4 роки тому +340

    Now we just need a real-life nlss big brother event.
    also, been loving the variety lately!

    • @firewoven1996
      @firewoven1996 4 роки тому +17

      Champions of Salt 2020

    • @CrowColdblade
      @CrowColdblade 4 роки тому +7

      Champions of Salt was that, Baer won, because he is good at games and everyone likes baer.

    • @Noah_McCurry
      @Noah_McCurry 4 роки тому +1

      CrowColdblade Baer also won the civil war mans a legend

  • @izzi122
    @izzi122 4 роки тому +388

    He rigged it in his favour without even realizing it

    • @PrettierNPastel
      @PrettierNPastel 4 роки тому +34

      Yeah he had some good bonds

    • @samliveshere88
      @samliveshere88 4 роки тому +2

      you think he didn't know

    • @diearschmeister
      @diearschmeister 4 роки тому +8

      He had the only unbreakable bond in the house lmao

    • @NathanTheNinjaTaylor
      @NathanTheNinjaTaylor 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah if anything what this told us is that he probably would quickly lose a real reality show with these contestants hahaha

    • @damplamp
      @damplamp 4 роки тому

      @@diearschmeister i mean it makes sense that he would...

  • @FinalSampling
    @FinalSampling 4 роки тому +339

    Thought this one was gonna be another sick PowerPoint presentation

    • @officiallorechannel6902
      @officiallorechannel6902 4 роки тому +23

      For the first time in my life I must say that I was disappointed to NOT see a PowerPoint.

    • @RECTANGLE339
      @RECTANGLE339 4 роки тому +2

      I was also expecting more ambiguous rankings.

  • @nednevo
    @nednevo 4 роки тому +55

    for the hunger games aspect, you could put two of everyones names to act as lives. and if it happens that they attack themself its like they lost a life due to their own mistake

    • @brainzapbaby8885
      @brainzapbaby8885 4 роки тому +2

      This is a great idea, I hope Ryan sees this!

  • @cwardlow7
    @cwardlow7 4 роки тому +80

    Dan will always be America's favorite, accurate simulation

  • @wkingston1248
    @wkingston1248 4 роки тому +52

    Gotta be honest when it comes to apollo's endurance i have no doubts about his physical endurance but his mental endurance is an whole other story. That man tilts off of the face of the earth at a moments notice.

    • @brainzapbaby8885
      @brainzapbaby8885 4 роки тому +15

      Plus he only ate 19 nugs

    • @Iyvanna
      @Iyvanna 4 роки тому +8

      He also sat down and played the same fucking level of MM for 12 hours straight in order to clear check it for his friends.

  • @NoahHughes116
    @NoahHughes116 4 роки тому +139

    YO The disrespect towards Josh in the endurance category is insane, 52 hour stream?! (I mean sure did he pass out for a few hours, yes, but that's still ~49 hours of streaming)

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 4 роки тому +8

      3 Hours of sleep in a 52 Hour Live Stream Lets GO get a D in Endurance bois

    • @Iyvanna
      @Iyvanna 4 роки тому +9

      Apollo played the same 60 second long MM level for 12 hours, too

    • @TheFiReLoRd777
      @TheFiReLoRd777 4 роки тому +6

      That stream was legendary! I still remember it I was one of the people in joshes stream who said to read starwars... Damn those were the days

  • @75353866
    @75353866 4 роки тому +141

    He did give himself bonds with almost everyone...

    • @PureStealth
      @PureStealth 4 роки тому +97

      to be fair, he is the glue that holds them all together

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 4 роки тому +7

      @@PureStealth the NORTHERNLION live super show

    • @Mysticfateee
      @Mysticfateee 4 роки тому +4

      His lack of bonds for everyone else is what made him win... Although he only gave Kate like 2 or 3 bonds and she made it to the finals

  • @Mysticfateee
    @Mysticfateee 4 роки тому +17

    This video just goes to show that you should never tell MALF the odds... He got voted to be exvicted the most and still survived till the final day

  • @ZeVzOOv
    @ZeVzOOv 4 роки тому +19

    Me: *Watching youtube on my tv instead of on a computer*
    NL: I feel like im right inside of your television right now

  • @AntarJacob
    @AntarJacob 4 роки тому +128

    born just in time to witness triple sss rank platinum NL content

    • @andycyca
      @andycyca 4 роки тому +7

      «triple sss» = sssssssss
      Seems about right

  • @Mighteyes
    @Mighteyes 4 роки тому +38

    For the hunger games, you can always use actors or game characters that are relevant to the NLSS when you've run out of NLSS members

  • @ninjack11
    @ninjack11 4 роки тому +18

    Dan is voted as favorite juror
    somethings never change

  • @jorgesoyche7496
    @jorgesoyche7496 4 роки тому +201

    Short answer: Hafu.
    Long answer: Hafu before she done with boiling water.

  • @GreyTheGhoul
    @GreyTheGhoul 4 роки тому +81

    Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached REAL LORE teritory here

  • @oxmned
    @oxmned 4 роки тому +28

    Excuuuse me, sir! This is not the powerpoint lecture I signed up for in class.

  • @JokulhaupYT
    @JokulhaupYT 4 роки тому +34

    This egg cannot be stopped.

  • @therumblerx
    @therumblerx 4 роки тому +35

    As a fan who's watched since Europa universalis , this is the diamond age of NL content.

  • @DDD19999
    @DDD19999 4 роки тому +4

    Northernlion giving himself and Dan those main character stats.

  • @Shamitako
    @Shamitako 4 роки тому +2

    "Kate gave him a coupon" is the best justification lmao

  • @Haysoos
    @Haysoos 4 роки тому +4

    I can't get over Mathas' picture. It's just so good.

  • @nateboo5855
    @nateboo5855 4 роки тому +4

    List of 24 competitors for nlss hunger games-
    Northernlion
    Rockleesmile
    Jsmithoti
    Alpacapatrol
    DumbDog
    Dan gheesling
    Sinvicta
    Katelovelymomo
    Mathas
    Baertaffy
    Hcjustin
    Flackblag
    Malf
    Ohmwrecker
    Green9090
    Hafu
    Wifetaffy
    Babs
    Cobalt
    B-rex
    Eluc
    Bisnap
    Richardhammer
    Dracula fetus

  • @KipomoVideos
    @KipomoVideos 4 роки тому +1

    “Is helium physical” holy shit Dan brain got me losing it

  • @Biomechanic2010
    @Biomechanic2010 4 роки тому +4

    So this is official that Hafu an RockLee are out of the picture...

  • @cwardlow7
    @cwardlow7 4 роки тому +9

    Please redo this with vetoes, it was a great video

  • @KWA223
    @KWA223 4 роки тому +1

    Northernlion and Dan have a strong bond. THE ABSOLUTE UNITY!

  • @Mk.Shepherd
    @Mk.Shepherd 4 роки тому +7

    Hahaha, Ryan hating. Dan and Kate definitely have a small bond. Your wife is enamored with the Guldan

  • @DanePlaysMobile
    @DanePlaysMobile 4 роки тому +1

    This may actually be my new favorite mini series. These type of videos are way more entertaining than they have any right to be x.x

  • @samliveshere88
    @samliveshere88 4 роки тому +1

    I like that you can set relationships for the person that you are making relationships for so you can have someone hate themselves

  • @crazzilla7203
    @crazzilla7203 4 роки тому +20

    the answer is Daniel Gheesling

  • @Feyolen
    @Feyolen 4 роки тому +79

    Dan Gheesling. Next?
    Edit-this comment didn’t age well

    • @coagulatedguy1421
      @coagulatedguy1421 4 роки тому

      I mean to be fair they’d know about dans great play in big brother he’d be out as soon as possible

  • @reccaman
    @reccaman 4 роки тому +2

    Btw there is a hunger games version, and since its double this, give everyone their "cursed" version.

  • @joe42743
    @joe42743 4 роки тому +4

    "Art imitates life, imitates art."
    -Dna

  • @leon-zt7wu
    @leon-zt7wu 4 роки тому +21

    Bro this is your 5th upload today, are you alright?

  • @TastesLikePanda
    @TastesLikePanda 4 роки тому +1

    Beast at mental/quiz but cant work put what a briefcase does until the last episode.

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 4 роки тому +2

    Rob would tell everyone that he will just lie because that's the best strategy, and be voted out first.

  • @RyeBread271
    @RyeBread271 4 роки тому +5

    Love this content NL, now you gotta do the Hunger Games simulator on this website, I wanna see who gets cracked

  • @KevinAccetta
    @KevinAccetta 4 роки тому +16

    Saddens me not seeing Nick in these, but oh well.. 🙁

    • @QCmaxthebeast
      @QCmaxthebeast 4 роки тому +1

      I guess Nick didnt just move on from the NLSS, but from the friend group as a whole. :c

    • @DuSlothster
      @DuSlothster 4 роки тому +1

      @@QCmaxthebeast It's like Nick never existed or like it was a business relationship that was terminated. Goes to show behind the scenes is different from what we see on twitch or UA-cam

    • @CrowColdblade
      @CrowColdblade 4 роки тому

      @@DuSlothster nick uploaded a video where he talks about 2019. You should probably watch it before you start making asumptions about peoples private lives.

  • @thedogatemyhomework8
    @thedogatemyhomework8 4 роки тому

    I never imagined I would feel such a rollercoaster of emotions from a UA-cam video. Bravo Ryan, bravo.

  • @briannab.2330
    @briannab.2330 4 роки тому +1

    I'm not all the way up on the vernacular, but I feel like this video is extremely minkus

  • @anuncomfortablenewt4006
    @anuncomfortablenewt4006 4 роки тому

    Hunger games sim: 12 NLSS members + 12 evil doppelgangers

  • @TheWorldBelowDnD
    @TheWorldBelowDnD 4 роки тому +13

    Dan. The answer is Dan.

  • @pollyphemeus
    @pollyphemeus 4 роки тому +4

    "Why don't I just shamelessly steal his (Dan's) idea?" this is why you make the big bucks.

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 4 роки тому +4

    Josh Smith OteeAye with an average in endurance?! Excuse me but Josh has a normal job which makes his endurance at least great

  • @jimbon
    @jimbon 4 роки тому +13

    we're living in the rare air

  • @MellowJelly
    @MellowJelly 4 роки тому

    I wish there truly was a big brother video game where you guys could genuinely compete and vote eachother out lmaoooo

  • @jlmonkey0179
    @jlmonkey0179 4 роки тому +1

    this was gold

  • @supershortvids11
    @supershortvids11 4 роки тому

    These are the kinds of videos I could watch infinitely

  • @jimcrumpet7015
    @jimcrumpet7015 4 роки тому

    This type of content is fun even though it is basically just reacting to random chance so I will watch it again

  • @VanessaVersus
    @VanessaVersus 4 роки тому +1

    NL admitting to stealing Dan's ideas like he and Dan haven't been doing that for the last year and a half

  • @MellowJelly
    @MellowJelly 4 роки тому +1

    6:04 Josh shade. Maybe his supreme mental strategy is to convince others he's dumb. It worked for Dan.

  • @flairblitz3887
    @flairblitz3887 4 роки тому +7

    Since you are trying new things out, you should either do a reaction, or a review of dragon slayer doppelgänger. I think that could be a lot of fun.

  • @charlescole2528
    @charlescole2528 4 роки тому

    Been watching NL's first Flash Isaac videos, then flipped to this one.... man has our Egg come a long way

  • @laxur1312
    @laxur1312 4 роки тому

    Bruh, you're literally the glue that holds together the NLSS crew, and you give yourself a small bond at best with almost everyone?

  • @firstlast6161
    @firstlast6161 4 роки тому +4

    This series is hilarious

  • @spudhooper
    @spudhooper 4 роки тому

    If this is what being a Northernlion subscriber is from now on, I totally support it

  • @17Codiferus
    @17Codiferus 4 роки тому

    Hate to break it to you like this Egglord...but you spend every single day inside my television.

  • @WebweaverFiller
    @WebweaverFiller 4 роки тому +1

    It's a new season!

  • @2Draptor
    @2Draptor 4 роки тому

    Do the Hunger Games one with 12 washes (just the worst stats and hated by everyone) or clones.

  • @Fluicor
    @Fluicor 4 роки тому +1

    "what can I say,I cant be beaten" says the most likeable man in the house.

    • @hazzer329
      @hazzer329 4 роки тому

      little did he know eggs can be beaten, and whipped

  • @heysimone
    @heysimone 4 роки тому

    Big egg has me pogged out of my mind

  • @uncleflansy5621
    @uncleflansy5621 4 роки тому +1

    Malf is gonna be my dark horse to win this thing.
    -Great, great, decent, beast
    Well, never mind I guess.

  • @deadtothewxrld
    @deadtothewxrld 4 роки тому +1

    The thumbnails are ballin outta control

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 4 роки тому +1

    I believe Kate would absolutely betray you in one of these, unbreakable my ass

  • @XxPLADxX1
    @XxPLADxX1 3 роки тому

    My new goal in the gym is to get to the level that NL would place in in beat for physical

  • @lolatomroflsinnlos
    @lolatomroflsinnlos 4 роки тому +1

    The video I've been waiting for

  • @tman8133
    @tman8133 4 роки тому

    This was top tier content

  • @IkEisawesome7
    @IkEisawesome7 4 роки тому

    NL better be a beast in Mental/Quiz
    Edit: Lets go, but also big NL cam is pogged

  • @konoskubos1641
    @konoskubos1641 4 роки тому +1

    WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK EGG I DO NOT BELIEVE WE CAN ASCEND HIGHER THAN THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LETS JUST HOPE THAT THE NEXT THING IS HUNGER GAMES

  • @mao6942
    @mao6942 4 роки тому

    APOLLO WITH GREAT ENDURANCE ? YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE NUGS

  • @coolcarly25
    @coolcarly25 4 роки тому +3

    I honestly prefer you ranking vegetables... This feels like something high-school me would have done ranking boys I liked and then gossiping about it.

  • @benknock981
    @benknock981 4 роки тому +1

    this is the guy who asked is helium physical

  • @suishcat9407
    @suishcat9407 4 роки тому

    28:30 This competition earns my seal of approval

  • @barer666
    @barer666 4 роки тому

    This needs to happen irl. Thatd be epicccc

  • @whateverwhateverwhatever8102
    @whateverwhateverwhatever8102 4 роки тому

    no PoVs and you had so many bonds with everyone!

  • @Shemp3
    @Shemp3 4 роки тому

    Hey Nl just gotta say I think there's a glitch with my Egg Ramble Simulator? Lotta junk on the left side of the screen. Incredible momentum at 17:12 though, credit where it's due. Stay Sweet Egg.

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 4 роки тому +1

    Me before the video loads: Of course Dan is S+ tier
    Me after reading the comments: Minkus

  • @andrewbehrens6353
    @andrewbehrens6353 4 роки тому

    Now we need it with the veto comps

  • @abbywilberg1087
    @abbywilberg1087 4 роки тому

    It's hilarious that dan is a default setting in the simulator, even if it makes sense

  • @Forakus
    @Forakus 4 роки тому

    The only two people who can carry a normal conversation among all these are NL and Dan

  • @Jef_Laenen
    @Jef_Laenen 4 роки тому

    We all know apollo would quickscope anyone who stepped a foot in that house. No contest.

  • @Stickman010
    @Stickman010 4 роки тому

    I love this shit NL, keep up the great work my dude.

  • @JacobTheHappyDude
    @JacobTheHappyDude 4 роки тому

    If you genuinely made a crowd funding campaign to do BB but with all of the NLSS, I'd certainly donate literally all of my cash

  • @RyanCRobert
    @RyanCRobert 4 роки тому +3

    Hafu would've been too powerful.

  • @alankenny6100
    @alankenny6100 4 роки тому +15

    Where's Nick?

    • @TehMehKehIen
      @TehMehKehIen 4 роки тому +1

      I came here to check that. It seems he's really distanced himself from the whole NLSS

    • @Cyndr_
      @Cyndr_ 4 роки тому +1

      I think we all know :(

    • @dallyink7412
      @dallyink7412 4 роки тому +1

      NL only picked his friends for this.

  • @minaaja1
    @minaaja1 4 роки тому +1

    He has done it!

  • @GodlikeGamersz
    @GodlikeGamersz 4 роки тому

    Kate carried you right to victory there haha

  • @saastamoinen32
    @saastamoinen32 4 роки тому +1

    Nl put himself at beast on mental/quiz section that's some bullshit.

  • @Pattonator14
    @Pattonator14 4 роки тому

    Just add shadow versions of each player in and there's your extra 12 to do the Hunger Games with

  • @Android480
    @Android480 4 роки тому

    Any interest in a tool that allows every participating member to do the quiz completely anonymously, and then the results of everyone's choices get averaged out before the numbers are ran?

  • @killiantruegames3670
    @killiantruegames3670 4 роки тому

    god I miss nick, it is so odd to not see him here

  • @SunDLite
    @SunDLite 4 роки тому +3

    Ngl. Kinda weird not seeing Nek on this list, but I guess it's understandable with the circumstances.

    • @JEKaviator
      @JEKaviator 4 роки тому +3

      I cant watch these videos because of this, it's way too awkward

    • @kylemac8672
      @kylemac8672 4 роки тому

      What happened to Nick?

    • @SunDLite
      @SunDLite 4 роки тому

      @@kylemac8672 he basically took a break and quit the nlss about a year ago

  • @PsychoCerax
    @PsychoCerax 4 роки тому

    Should've done the bonds based on the NLSS Civil War

  • @LUNACYCL
    @LUNACYCL 4 роки тому

    hearing "Apollo" is still strange, I know that as a cat name so I keep thinking he's talking about a cat.

  • @DoctorShroom
    @DoctorShroom 4 роки тому

    7:02 I'd say Dungeons & Dragons is more about Endurance than Mental/Quiz abilities. But alright.