Turps is secretly a beard Highlander, he challenges a person with a beard and if he defeats them he takes their beard, his goal is to achieve unlimited beard power, he's working his way up to Simon to claim his beard.
it still technically is in the eu, it will take around a year to finalise everything and then theyll be fully out. for now as of today they are still somewhat in it
+Mustard Knight Misinformed. It'll take two years once they file for Article 50 in the Treaty of Lisbon, and will be done by the next Prime Minister in October at a minimum.
I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se- all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
All of the yogscast boosted their views! Go to any social blade page of any yog, and you will find that their subs increased a very large amount last tuesday. It appears that after that boost, most of the yogs started gaining subs again. Most of their channels had finished growing until last tuesday!
for Mositure Mouth TM, it could be a chip in your cheek, but you can see it on the outside. All oxygen and air has little bits of moisture in it, so if it could collect that moisture at an amazing rate, it could then squirt it out into his mouth.
Hey you guys should play the game Bang. The premise is that you are all in a western shootout and are using your cards to defeat each other. It also has TTT/town of Salem type elements where you are trying to conceal your identities
The moister mouth is a good idea cos when you breath out you release water vapor (and others but mainly water vapor), the thing that you put in you mouth could convert the vapor into water that and keeps you hydrated by a tiny bit.
every fucking thing sips does manages to make me laugh
same XD
Sjin really has that trucker look down.
Give him some sunglasses and he could play poker all day.
Whenever my eyes gaze upon his face I hear a tune.
The tune is called... disel .ogg
I feel like Turps has absorbed Sjin's beard into his own.
Turps is secretly a beard Highlander, he challenges a person with a beard and if he defeats them he takes their beard, his goal is to achieve unlimited beard power, he's working his way up to Simon to claim his beard.
"What is the biggest enemy of a dictatorship?"
"America"
"Religion"
Both are acceptable answers
America made religion?
Shadowmaster what?
This did not age well at all.
I laughed so hard when sjin said 'the power rangers could represent drugs. The cocaine ranger..'
"Insert joke about being so early that the UK was still in the EU here"
JUST about to do that
last time is was this early the UK was still in the eu
+xXbanana_splitxX I was*
it still technically is in the eu, it will take around a year to finalise everything and then theyll be fully out. for now as of today they are still somewhat in it
+Mustard Knight Misinformed. It'll take two years once they file for Article 50 in the Treaty of Lisbon, and will be done by the next Prime Minister in October at a minimum.
When insect hair came on and turps said
"Your waving it and insects go in everyone's eyes" I immediately thought of
HI IM ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON
"prices arent too low-I hope!"
I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se- all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
+hex6t6 I appreciate that
Is that a Sips skit that I've missed? It seems like something he'd do...
"I wish i could turn back time to the good old days, when they used be much more awesome than today". The feelzz, I want the old Yogscast back.
I wish they'd go back to this, too.
NOOOO!!! SJIN YOUR FABULOUS BEARD...
Ikr
Its been gone for a while actualy
I didn't recognise him till he spoke!
How could you not recgognize him without the beard? Its been like that for a while and he has been in many videos with out it previously lol!
+Jay Mathey I must have missed those. And he had his head down a bunch at the beginning!
Turps' joke about not having a pencil was wasted on the rest of the group...
OMG!! isn't that internet celebrity Mark Turpin, friend of Hodor?!
No it's Ricky Gervais.
Aww That old comedian? Meh, he isnt even that famous ;(
+Emma Dodds huh I thought it was that guy from Facebook?
+mmmhorsesteaks That's who it is!
+mmmhorsesteaks You mean Ben Phillips right? The guy who pulls "pranks?"
sjin saying mistakes should be permanent is a particularly painful quote to hear in a video
is it bad that I actually laughed p hard when turps said "i haven't got a pencil"
watching this in 2020 is very sad
14:10 I love how Sips just keeps talking and stays serious while no one pays attention
At 18:09 Sjin is just like "What do I do with my hands?"
Sips makes this super funny 36 seconds in and he was already cracking jokes XD
"Mistakes should be permanent." I bet Sjin really regrets saying that now...
last time I was this early sjin still had hair
Are you dumb?
+Sky his beard?
+Sky it's an implant/wig if you go back and look at old vlogs when he rarely takes off his hat he's bald
+Seventh Seraph I think he actually had grew the hair you know like a normal creature with hair
Hammer time
Duncan is like "I want a jacket like that" and I'm sitting here and just look over in my closet to my sport coat jacket with a hood.
Feel like this wouldn't work at all without Turps comedy, Lewis story telling and Sips stupidity. Good fun to watch! :D
"What's the greatest enemy of a dictatorship?" "America."
13:34 Sips looks like he is having a nap XD
HAHAHAHAHA XDDD
"Im gonna sell you something you already have"
Isnt that like, the whole essence of 'selling snake oil' more or less? Conning people? :P
hey im 2 years late but i had the same exact thought when i heard that.
All of the yogscast boosted their views! Go to any social blade page of any yog, and you will find that their subs increased a very large amount last tuesday. It appears that after that boost, most of the yogs started gaining subs again. Most of their channels had finished growing until last tuesday!
Sips is the biggest gremlin in the world and nobody even notices half the time
And that’s how Sjin saved the world
A+ for the subtle sting reference in the very beginning
Terps: Insect hair
Duncan: I feel physically sick
lmao
I get so excited when I see games night on my sub box
This is the biggest mountain there's ever Everest est been.
good one much appreciation.
10:54 Who ya gonna call? Faithbusters!
sips proves yet again that he doesn't even have to make an effort to win literally
Sjin looks like a trucker now. We need a Sjin and Simon trucking tuesday.
At 9:50 did Lewis randomly say to Sjin, "I love your contribution to this channel"?
he said " I love your contribution to this General"
Yeh I think he did
Then sjin says thanks i should get an award for this XD
OMG_MARLON pretty sure he was referencing the "TV team" idea as he was saying who could be in the team.
Just imagine one of them is a gamer and someone gave Snake Oil. A game in a game.
I like how the people are placed from the most serious to the least.
with lewis as the crazy one in the middle.
"Some would enjoy it. Some wouldn't."
I love Sjin's cards, they're so unrelated to the topics.
Turps was blowing it out of the water this episode.
Turps is going to look like a world-class mall santa when he's older.
I love sips business attitude it's so funny
Sips has an amazing ability to just not listen
Sjin's Whale Lords reference was amazing
You realize that's a 'The Godfather' reference right?
+RazacxX this generation dawg, we're doomed.
I know it's a Godfather reference, but it's also a small reference to Sly Tony, who's making fun of the Godfather
It was a Godfather reference in both instances
+Adriel Scott Sly Tony was a reference to Godfather. this was reference to Godfather, the two references are not connected
I too really want that hooded suit. that sounds awesome.
Turps that pencil joke was fucking amazing, almost died right off the bat xD
xD The urge worm. This series is really good.
I'm a simple man, i see sips i press like
Sounded like lewis was naming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in that TV Team
Sips will always be my favorite
Pls play this again, its hilarious XD
I'm a simple man. I see sips, I click, like, subscribe, donate, etc
Why is Sjin literally a barbie doll holy shit he's so aesthetically pleasing.
for Mositure Mouth TM, it could be a chip in your cheek, but you can see it on the outside. All oxygen and air has little bits of moisture in it, so if it could collect that moisture at an amazing rate, it could then squirt it out into his mouth.
DAMN, today we get sip's prison architect, sips in snake oil, and sips in gta. lots of sips!
you can actually get a suit blazer with a hood in it from baubax, ive got one and its great! theres loads of other cool features in their jackets too
Lol the Sips coffee comment. Also I'm kinda happy to see Turps join cus I know he wasn't completely for these things initially.
We Happy Few is what I felt with the drug part
"You can blow your faith over everyone else" -Sips 2016
that everest pun was perfect :D
God jesus that was an awesome video. Plz more
"You can reverse it, and blow your faith all over them." :3
I was waiting for dis!
"The spiders are supermen"
That awkward moment when you mix up DC and Marvel :S
I love Snake Oil so much.
when it starts with a police reference, you know its going to be good.
1:50 Does Turpster know what Mount Everest is?
sjin wearing hero storm hat
sjin
sjin?
sjin
seeds?
seeds
Rock star. "You're metal (...)", "you're covered with spikes", "death metal singing".
Great video! Always like Snake Oil.
Duncan: What's the biggest enemy of all dictatorships?
Sjin: AMERICA
Hey you guys should play the game Bang. The premise is that you are all in a western shootout and are using your cards to defeat each other. It also has TTT/town of Salem type elements where you are trying to conceal your identities
sips equals best at yogscast
Sjin going with the full 90's hair...
I'm slightly surprised Lewis knows Cannibal Corpse :P
I miss games night
The moister mouth is a good idea cos when you breath out you release water vapor (and others but mainly water vapor), the thing that you put in you mouth could convert the vapor into water that and keeps you hydrated by a tiny bit.
You really do not want the stuff that you expel out of your mouth going back in fam...
+Matthew Riddell If it's just the water it wouldn't do you any harm
Matthew Riddell did you read my comment
To think it all started here.
Duncan: what is the biggest enemy of a dictatorship?
Me n Sjin together: America
I'm so happy Lewis knows Cannibal Corpse
sips in like don't worry guys im totally paying attention im here guys im here.. lol
HORSE HEAD
Call a mortician; I've died of laughter. XD
6:33 Sips' face
Holy shit.
Sips just made a Nas reference.
My life is complete.
To be honest I fucken love Turps, I love him to bits.
Yay! It's the dream team again :D
Whoah what happened to Sjin he looks like a new man!
NOT THAT HE LOOKS BAD!
I would love to see more of dark overlord.
You could say Lewis was a hesitant alien
Turps' beard is glorious
The luck of the draw wasn't with this game, but it was all the funnier and turps is a lock and key for this game!
sips's face at the end looks like Farage LOL
Can someone release me please?
No Loras. Stay in your Dungeon!
Go back to Dragon Stone, you're drunk.
Jon snow
You're gonna burn like the rest of King's Landing e_e
Don't act like you don't like it.
I was eating and then Turps started describing Insect Hair. Thanks.
I love how everyone just brushed past Lewis saying, "you style your hair with insect jizz."
13:00 haha but we already have insect hair, dont we? Cuz its made from chitin, the same stuff insect carapace is made of.
I liked sip's urge pill idea lol
17:11 wow sips
The feels when sjin got married at 10:16
No wonder he shaved his beard
wait what the hell is happening why are ppl commenting such terrible things what on earth is going on in the comment section
cancer, cancer everywhere
Welcome to UA-cam!
Michael Pace guess so... its just odd that suddenly the yogs have started getting so much unnecessary hate