Turps is secretly a beard Highlander, he challenges a person with a beard and if he defeats them he takes their beard, his goal is to achieve unlimited beard power, he's working his way up to Simon to claim his beard.
it still technically is in the eu, it will take around a year to finalise everything and then theyll be fully out. for now as of today they are still somewhat in it
+Mustard Knight Misinformed. It'll take two years once they file for Article 50 in the Treaty of Lisbon, and will be done by the next Prime Minister in October at a minimum.
I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se- all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
All of the yogscast boosted their views! Go to any social blade page of any yog, and you will find that their subs increased a very large amount last tuesday. It appears that after that boost, most of the yogs started gaining subs again. Most of their channels had finished growing until last tuesday!
for Mositure Mouth TM, it could be a chip in your cheek, but you can see it on the outside. All oxygen and air has little bits of moisture in it, so if it could collect that moisture at an amazing rate, it could then squirt it out into his mouth.
I kind of want them to play games other than just Snake Oil, Funemployed, and such. I'd like to see them play something like Arkham Horror or Battlestar Galactica.
They need pretty fast ones for their audience right now. They would have to do like a multi-part if they wanted to attempt a board-game like Galactica.
Hey you guys should play the game Bang. The premise is that you are all in a western shootout and are using your cards to defeat each other. It also has TTT/town of Salem type elements where you are trying to conceal your identities
The moister mouth is a good idea cos when you breath out you release water vapor (and others but mainly water vapor), the thing that you put in you mouth could convert the vapor into water that and keeps you hydrated by a tiny bit.
Sjin really has that trucker look down.
Give him some sunglasses and he could play poker all day.
Whenever my eyes gaze upon his face I hear a tune.
The tune is called... disel .ogg
every fucking thing sips does manages to make me laugh
same XD
I feel like Turps has absorbed Sjin's beard into his own.
Turps is secretly a beard Highlander, he challenges a person with a beard and if he defeats them he takes their beard, his goal is to achieve unlimited beard power, he's working his way up to Simon to claim his beard.
"Insert joke about being so early that the UK was still in the EU here"
JUST about to do that
last time is was this early the UK was still in the eu
+xXbanana_splitxX I was*
it still technically is in the eu, it will take around a year to finalise everything and then theyll be fully out. for now as of today they are still somewhat in it
+Mustard Knight Misinformed. It'll take two years once they file for Article 50 in the Treaty of Lisbon, and will be done by the next Prime Minister in October at a minimum.
OMG!! isn't that internet celebrity Mark Turpin, friend of Hodor?!
No it's Ricky Gervais.
Aww That old comedian? Meh, he isnt even that famous ;(
+Emma Dodds huh I thought it was that guy from Facebook?
+mmmhorsesteaks That's who it is!
+mmmhorsesteaks You mean Ben Phillips right? The guy who pulls "pranks?"
I laughed so hard when sjin said 'the power rangers could represent drugs. The cocaine ranger..'
"What is the biggest enemy of a dictatorship?"
"America"
"Religion"
Both are acceptable answers
America made religion?
Shadowmaster what?
This did not age well at all.
NOOOO!!! SJIN YOUR FABULOUS BEARD...
Ikr
Its been gone for a while actualy
I didn't recognise him till he spoke!
How could you not recgognize him without the beard? Its been like that for a while and he has been in many videos with out it previously lol!
+Jay Mathey I must have missed those. And he had his head down a bunch at the beginning!
When insect hair came on and turps said
"Your waving it and insects go in everyone's eyes" I immediately thought of
HI IM ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON
"prices arent too low-I hope!"
I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se- all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
+hex6t6 I appreciate that
Is that a Sips skit that I've missed? It seems like something he'd do...
watching this in 2020 is very sad
Turps' joke about not having a pencil was wasted on the rest of the group...
"What's the greatest enemy of a dictatorship?" "America."
is it bad that I actually laughed p hard when turps said "i haven't got a pencil"
sjin saying mistakes should be permanent is a particularly painful quote to hear in a video
"I wish i could turn back time to the good old days, when they used be much more awesome than today". The feelzz, I want the old Yogscast back.
I wish they'd go back to this, too.
At 18:09 Sjin is just like "What do I do with my hands?"
Sjin single handedly saved humanity by giving an alien a horse head.
13:34 Sips looks like he is having a nap XD
HAHAHAHAHA XDDD
"Mistakes should be permanent." I bet Sjin really regrets saying that now...
last time I was this early sjin still had hair
Are you dumb?
+Sky his beard?
+Sky it's an implant/wig if you go back and look at old vlogs when he rarely takes off his hat he's bald
+Seventh Seraph I think he actually had grew the hair you know like a normal creature with hair
Hammer time
This is the biggest mountain there's ever Everest est been.
good one much appreciation.
14:10 I love how Sips just keeps talking and stays serious while no one pays attention
Sips makes this super funny 36 seconds in and he was already cracking jokes XD
Feel like this wouldn't work at all without Turps comedy, Lewis story telling and Sips stupidity. Good fun to watch! :D
Duncan is like "I want a jacket like that" and I'm sitting here and just look over in my closet to my sport coat jacket with a hood.
All of the yogscast boosted their views! Go to any social blade page of any yog, and you will find that their subs increased a very large amount last tuesday. It appears that after that boost, most of the yogs started gaining subs again. Most of their channels had finished growing until last tuesday!
"Im gonna sell you something you already have"
Isnt that like, the whole essence of 'selling snake oil' more or less? Conning people? :P
hey im 2 years late but i had the same exact thought when i heard that.
Terps: Insect hair
Duncan: I feel physically sick
lmao
Sips is the biggest gremlin in the world and nobody even notices half the time
6:33 Sips' face
"You can reverse it, and blow your faith all over them." :3
Duncan: What's the biggest enemy of all dictatorships?
Sjin: AMERICA
At 9:50 did Lewis randomly say to Sjin, "I love your contribution to this channel"?
he said " I love your contribution to this General"
Yeh I think he did
Then sjin says thanks i should get an award for this XD
OMG_MARLON pretty sure he was referencing the "TV team" idea as he was saying who could be in the team.
Sounded like lewis was naming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in that TV Team
10:54 Who ya gonna call? Faithbusters!
"Some would enjoy it. Some wouldn't."
Sips has an amazing ability to just not listen
And that’s how Sjin saved the world
Turps that pencil joke was fucking amazing, almost died right off the bat xD
I'm slightly surprised Lewis knows Cannibal Corpse :P
Rock star. "You're metal (...)", "you're covered with spikes", "death metal singing".
for Mositure Mouth TM, it could be a chip in your cheek, but you can see it on the outside. All oxygen and air has little bits of moisture in it, so if it could collect that moisture at an amazing rate, it could then squirt it out into his mouth.
Whe did Sjin turn into Murdock from the A-TEAM?
I'm so early uk is apart of Europe
Of course we are, we can leave the EU but we can't just leave the continent.
EU damn it
"A part" not "apart", they're kinda opposites.
I think you'll find UK is no longer in the EU
Lol, it is definitely still part of the EU. They voted to leave, that doesn't mean they immediately left.
Sjin looks like a trucker now. We need a Sjin and Simon trucking tuesday.
"You can blow your faith over everyone else" -Sips 2016
A+ for the subtle sting reference in the very beginning
I like how the people are placed from the most serious to the least.
with lewis as the crazy one in the middle.
You could say Lewis was a hesitant alien
sips proves yet again that he doesn't even have to make an effort to win literally
I love Sjin's cards, they're so unrelated to the topics.
Whoah what happened to Sjin he looks like a new man!
NOT THAT HE LOOKS BAD!
Can someone release me please?
No Loras. Stay in your Dungeon!
Go back to Dragon Stone, you're drunk.
Jon snow
You're gonna burn like the rest of King's Landing e_e
Don't act like you don't like it.
I'm so happy Lewis knows Cannibal Corpse
Turps was blowing it out of the water this episode.
Sjin's Whale Lords reference was amazing
You realize that's a 'The Godfather' reference right?
+RazacxX this generation dawg, we're doomed.
I know it's a Godfather reference, but it's also a small reference to Sly Tony, who's making fun of the Godfather
It was a Godfather reference in both instances
+Adriel Scott Sly Tony was a reference to Godfather. this was reference to Godfather, the two references are not connected
I get so excited when I see games night on my sub box
when it starts with a police reference, you know its going to be good.
DAMN, today we get sip's prison architect, sips in snake oil, and sips in gta. lots of sips!
I'm a simple man, i see sips i press like
Lol the Sips coffee comment. Also I'm kinda happy to see Turps join cus I know he wasn't completely for these things initially.
I too really want that hooded suit. that sounds awesome.
I kind of want them to play games other than just Snake Oil, Funemployed, and such. I'd like to see them play something like Arkham Horror or Battlestar Galactica.
They need pretty fast ones for their audience right now. They would have to do like a multi-part if they wanted to attempt a board-game like Galactica.
I wanna see them play snake and ladders
what would be awesome is a full fledged game,like betrayal at house on the hill.
Admittedly, one thing I expect would be entertaining is them randomly throwing accusations at each other.
They could stream a longer board game like Battlestar Galactica. I think I speak for everyone when I say that would fucking awesome!
1:50 Does Turpster know what Mount Everest is?
"The spiders are supermen"
That awkward moment when you mix up DC and Marvel :S
Hey you guys should play the game Bang. The premise is that you are all in a western shootout and are using your cards to defeat each other. It also has TTT/town of Salem type elements where you are trying to conceal your identities
HORSE HEAD
Call a mortician; I've died of laughter. XD
"I've always wanted to own one that blows and sucks" Sjin 2016
Just imagine one of them is a gamer and someone gave Snake Oil. A game in a game.
you can actually get a suit blazer with a hood in it from baubax, ive got one and its great! theres loads of other cool features in their jackets too
We Happy Few is what I felt with the drug part
wait what the hell is happening why are ppl commenting such terrible things what on earth is going on in the comment section
cancer, cancer everywhere
Welcome to UA-cam!
Michael Pace guess so... its just odd that suddenly the yogs have started getting so much unnecessary hate
xD The urge worm. This series is really good.
I love sips business attitude it's so funny
Holy shit.
Sips just made a Nas reference.
My life is complete.
sjin wearing hero storm hat
sjin
sjin?
sjin
seeds?
seeds
When did Sjin sudden become homeless or a Texan?
As a Texan, what? Nobody wears button down shirts here with ball caps, son. At least not outside that forsaken city, Dallas.
homeless or a texan? whats the diference
+Callum Goodall homeless or West Virginian* ... there's no difference there
+RobbyGAMEZ or homeless and American
+Roxanne Terrell Mehalick but they all say son apparently
Turps is going to look like a world-class mall santa when he's older.
Sips will always be my favorite
The luck of the draw wasn't with this game, but it was all the funnier and turps is a lock and key for this game!
Pls play this again, its hilarious XD
God jesus that was an awesome video. Plz more
Sjin going with the full 90's hair...
The moister mouth is a good idea cos when you breath out you release water vapor (and others but mainly water vapor), the thing that you put in you mouth could convert the vapor into water that and keeps you hydrated by a tiny bit.
You really do not want the stuff that you expel out of your mouth going back in fam...
+Matthew Riddell If it's just the water it wouldn't do you any harm
Matthew Riddell did you read my comment
The feels when sjin got married at 10:16
No wonder he shaved his beard
To think it all started here.
Where can I buy an inflatable pentagram?
I was waiting for dis!
Why is Sjin literally a barbie doll holy shit he's so aesthetically pleasing.
To be honest I fucken love Turps, I love him to bits.
Duncan: what is the biggest enemy of a dictatorship?
Me n Sjin together: America
"He's not a Dictator, He's a Dickgiver"
I'm sick of those Dad Jokes hahaha
but I'm also not because I live for them
that everest pun was perfect :D
Great video! Always like Snake Oil.
13:00 haha but we already have insect hair, dont we? Cuz its made from chitin, the same stuff insect carapace is made of.
When the drug rangers combine, they become
OVERDOSE
I love Snake Oil so much.
I liked sip's urge pill idea lol
Chewbacca's face on Turps' shirt is amazingly small at 4:00.
I'm a simple man. I see sips, I click, like, subscribe, donate, etc