Ong. I’m kinda scared of what kind of potentially embarrassing reaction I might have if that happens to me irl (a woman will never call me this and I might die alone)
Her: "You fixed it already?" Me: "If you weren't determined to make steam come out my ears, I'd have fixed it even faster." 😳😅 Lol, thanks for the audio, Alex.
The fact that ill never have anything remotely like this is driving me insane, its like life feels insurmountable knowing that my feelings and desires will never be satiated. Idk if im more or less depressed after watching this haha
I need to ASMR maxx. I need to alienate everyone in my life and have the only human relationships I have be fictional ones made up by ASMR voice actors. Then I will rule the world.
I dont feel like im cooked tbh i just dont have the time or energy to be chasing a girl rn i got school and work to worry abt but the audio once in a whike is nice (everynight)
from 1 side when girl calls me good boy make me blushing but 2 side I.m like go head go tells anyone my secret and then you will see death in front of you hahahahahaha
MY HEART HASN'T FELT LOVE IN MANY AGES, I HAVE AGED YET MY BODY STAYS STAGNENT, I HAVE AGED YET MY MIND HAS STAYED STAGNENT, STAGNENT I HAVE STAYED IN MY FORSAKENNESS, FOR THE WHEIGHTS OF MY SINS ARE TOO MUCH TO BEAR, THUS I TURN TO AUDIO RECORDINGS OF DEEP SOUNDING WOMANLY VOICES TO GIVE THE ILLUSION OF MY WHEIGHTS BEING LIFTED, LIKE HULLUCIANGETICS I USE IT TOO ESCAPE MY LIFE AND INTO MY TWILIGHT REALM OF MY OWN SECERET THOUGHTS, FOR I WALK IN THE PARKING LOT IN A SEMI-CATATONIC STATE DREAMING OF WHAT MY LIFE COULD BE, AND NOT IMPROVING THE LIFE I HAVE NOW, WHILE THIS HOLLOW FACADE OF HUMAN INTERACTION AND LOVE MAY KEEP ME SANE IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING IT HAS TO KEEP SULLUN AND WITHDRAWN THINKING THAT THIS VICIOUS MOCKERY OF LOVE CAN COMPARE TO THE ACTUAL TOUCH OF A HUMAN BEING. 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯
Harper County is a county located in the U.S. state of Oklahoma. As of the 2020 census, the population was 3,272, making it the third-least populous county in Oklahoma. The county seat is Buffalo. It was created in 1907 from the northwestern part of Woodward County, and named for Oscar Green Harper, who was clerk of the Oklahoma Constitutional Convention.
My greatest fear…am I…transgender?! (Probably but I’ve still got a few years of calling myself a lesbian before I figure it out so I’m going to forget this interaction now)
![[F4M] Accidentally calling your tomboy gf mommy [sleep aid] [whispers] [good boy] [rain] ASMR RP](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YNPyFK-QKNc/mqdefault.jpg)
![[F4M] Accidentally calling your tomboy gf mommy [sleep aid] [whispers] [good boy] [rain] ASMR RP](/img/tr.png)
![[F4M] Pinned down by your tomboy bully [domestic bliss] [cuddling] [ASMR RP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/W_f93D1brG0/mqdefault.jpg)
![[SPICY & cute] [F4M] Possessive tomboy bully wants you all to herself [claiming you] [confession]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cCSQTJIpY8w/mqdefault.jpg)
![[F4A] Tomboy roommate pins you down until you confess [clingy gf] [flirty] [asmr rp]](/img/n.gif)
Cooked doesn't even begin to describe it. I've been marinated, seared, covered in a sauce made from my own juices and braised.
and after all that the deep fryer was next 😟
I am not cooked i am just water now
"Own juices" AYO
im cremated gang
Bon appetite
"yes mommy" they all Said in unison (me included)
All the voices in the head said it in a choir
"Good Boy" Counter: *28*
"Mommy" Counter: *7*
"Dork" Counter: *3*
"Nerd" Counter: *2*
Total: *40*
Toss in the occasional "big guy" and 👌👌
🫡
'pet' 'obidient' 'pathetic' 🫠
'nerd' and 'dork' are mid
Don't even need to ask i'm cooked☠️⚰️
*Born to be a good boy and be hugged, forced to act nonchalant and mysterious* 🦖
🐟
fr
Real
Real
@@SueDenim-ur5hdFISH!
Im a reasonably well put together man but call me a good boy and i fold. Instantly. Photons stare in awe at the speed in which i fold
Bro same. And if she's goth and looks like the Hex Girls or Jade from Victorious, I will fold faster than brain can register what she said
Yeah. I seem all cool but the second a woman (even a guy) calls me a good boy, I fold faster than the twin towers.
im folding so hard and so fast
Ong. I’m kinda scared of what kind of potentially embarrassing reaction I might have if that happens to me irl (a woman will never call me this and I might die alone)
@@juiceboxinc.2745 Don't worry. I'll call you a good boy 👊
i 100% feel like this needs a part 2 where she becomes jealous a little bit
"What is it about the whole good boy thing that gets you so worked up" PRAISE AND ADMIRATION OKAY. I LIKE BEING DESIRED 😭
My weakness has been exposed ( but Fr tho tomboys are a rare gem ) anyways amazing audio Alex ❤
the boys can't catch me watching dis
Born to be a good boy, forced to be mysterious car guy…
@yeetboyaction9634 gotta get the lady first…
@@ramon-8003 damn that's deep
So many boxes ticked 😭 so amazing
Guys I don’t think she’s acting…
Welp. I guess the jig is up! I can't even begin to describe how tingly and flustered this made me 😳😳
same here
6:06 nah gang money tight out here
YESSSS A GOOD BOY AUDIO LESSSSSGOOOO
Holy shity, my heart is melting 😭
uh oh THIS ONE GONNA SEND ME TO THE HIGHEST PLANE OF EXISTENCE 🗣🗣
Amazing audio!!!
Im not even big into "mommy" stuff but when a woman says "good boy"... oh my goodness😅🥰💖
thank you very much for this!! 🐧🤗🌺
HOW CAN U NOT BE INTO MOMMY STUFF. REAL MAN ARE INTO THAT SHIT!
You: “You see this laptop”
Me: “yeah?”
You: “Well it’s mine, and it’s broken”
Me: “okay then”
that sounded better in yo head head lil bro
Well, I think I just discovered something new about myself. Great job as usual
Playing this on the 500 dollar JBL karaoke speaker while I hug my knees in the shower and cry is crazy
How dare you threaten to reaval my secret identity to the world without my permission
Why are tomboys so hot 🥵
You searched my computer?? What a criminal!
Fire content!🔥
CANT LET FAM KNOW I FK WITH THIS !(they already know as i recommend these to them every day)
i cant tell if you are cooked or brave
@@GrayorSoulyouchooseprolly both
IM NOT MAKING IT OUT OF DETROIT WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Her: "You fixed it already?"
Me: "If you weren't determined to make steam come out my ears, I'd have fixed it even faster." 😳😅
Lol, thanks for the audio, Alex.
We love our tomboy bully gf
CANNOT let gang know I fw this
It looks like i found my new favorite asmrist :3
"The hard drive needs to be cleaned out"😂
2vids in 2 days we eating goooodd
See if I was in this situation I'd be buggered, because I know absolutely eff all about fixing a laptop, apart from turning it off and on again
"You see this laptop? Well, it's mine, and it's broken-"
"INHERIT MY LIIIIIFE!!!! I'M BROKEEEEENNN!!!! Khm, sorry, I have a weird tick..."
oh god i love that thumbnail. i love ur dominant smile
THIS SHIT LOUDER THAN CARTI 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 WE CRYING IN OUR PILLOWS WIT THIS ONE 🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🔊🔊
so called "free thinkers" when uhm mommy? sorry mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
Guys I think we gotta make a petition or something because rock bottom isn’t even close to far enough down to describe where I’m at
I think i found my favorite kind of asmr
The fact that ill never have anything remotely like this is driving me insane, its like life feels insurmountable knowing that my feelings and desires will never be satiated. Idk if im more or less depressed after watching this haha
This is it... The krptonite to my existence.
I will die by my words.
I have two sides: Gamer and Good Boy
(edit: thanks alex for giving making me feel strange for 12 minutes and 46 seconds.)
Just to be clear...Bullying sucks. But when you go bully mode, Alex...somehow the landscape changes. Well played ❤❤❤
Sooo you don’t mind giving in to this bully even if they tormented you?
amazing
Wow this was amazing
The homies cannot catch me listening to 'dis 😭
Honestly I can’t let my bros know that fw this heavy af
I've been successfully psychoanalyzed by an asmr video, its so over
I aint even cooked im deep fried like a chiken wing
watching these videos always gives me that feeling of post-nut clarity.
I need to ASMR maxx. I need to alienate everyone in my life and have the only human relationships I have be fictional ones made up by ASMR voice actors. Then I will rule the world.
This comment needs to be preserved for future scientists and anthropology students to study and understand our generation
@@chilosburner1603 I haven’t talked to a woman my own age that wasn’t a cashier in months.
@@gen-zboomeror a customer so yh
"The thing is, I know you playing me right now. But..."-TFS Vegeta
I dont feel like im cooked tbh i just dont have the time or energy to be chasing a girl rn i got school and work to worry abt but the audio once in a whike is nice (everynight)
Haha I’m going to die alone! (But I got alexsasmr so it’s worth it)
Can’t let gang know i fw this 😭🙏🏾
Thnx i desperately needed this i have a vaccination next week so the nervous are high
Thank you
I’m late but this looks interesting
from 1 side when girl calls me good boy make me blushing but 2 side I.m like go head go tells anyone my secret and then you will see death in front of you hahahahahaha
I think I want to be her good boy.
Tomboys are just superiorp
Part 2 pls mommy Alex.
MY HEART HASN'T FELT LOVE IN MANY AGES, I HAVE AGED YET MY BODY STAYS STAGNENT, I HAVE AGED YET MY MIND HAS STAYED STAGNENT, STAGNENT I HAVE STAYED IN MY FORSAKENNESS, FOR THE WHEIGHTS OF MY SINS ARE TOO MUCH TO BEAR, THUS I TURN TO AUDIO RECORDINGS OF DEEP SOUNDING WOMANLY VOICES TO GIVE THE ILLUSION OF MY WHEIGHTS BEING LIFTED, LIKE HULLUCIANGETICS I USE IT TOO ESCAPE MY LIFE AND INTO MY TWILIGHT REALM OF MY OWN SECERET THOUGHTS, FOR I WALK IN THE PARKING LOT IN A SEMI-CATATONIC STATE DREAMING OF WHAT MY LIFE COULD BE, AND NOT IMPROVING THE LIFE I HAVE NOW, WHILE THIS HOLLOW FACADE OF HUMAN INTERACTION AND LOVE MAY KEEP ME SANE IT HAS DONE EVERYTHING IT HAS TO KEEP SULLUN AND WITHDRAWN THINKING THAT THIS VICIOUS MOCKERY OF LOVE CAN COMPARE TO THE ACTUAL TOUCH OF A HUMAN BEING. 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🗣 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯
Thank you for the video mommy 😊
You were the chosen one! You were supposed to get a gf not watch these asmrs!
Can't let gang know I fw this
We are gang now bro
frfr 😭
Don't worry mommy keeps secrets
Im going insane
It’s been one of those days, eh Luigi?
I’m gonna be ok
I’m gonna be ok
I’m gonna be ok
I’m gonna be ok
I’m gonna be okay
I’m gonna be okay
;Great Video!! ❤ I hope you are doing well!!.
I want to be good boy. Amazing audio
Harper County is a county located in the U.S. state of Oklahoma. As of the 2020 census, the population was 3,272, making it the third-least populous county in Oklahoma. The county seat is Buffalo. It was created in 1907 from the northwestern part of Woodward County, and named for Oscar Green Harper, who was clerk of the Oklahoma Constitutional Convention.
Oh god, am I gonna buy the patreon? Fuck, I might buy the tomboys hat too
I just have a lot issues that stem from being unloved and treated like shit at home.
we’re beyond cooked bros😭 we’re cremated☠️
rip you
@@alexasmrtalks rip all of my homies who listened to this, including me 😭
Nice voice
Oh my....oh ymgod...
Dude sname
Oh that’s it oh fuck go ahead tell everyone I don’t have dignity anyway
And like that I fold like fresh laundry
I js imagine what if 6:21 someone walked in on this 😭🙏
chat im cooked
FIGHT THE TEMPTATIONS
My greatest fear…am I…transgender?! (Probably but I’ve still got a few years of calling myself a lesbian before I figure it out so I’m going to forget this interaction now)
I'm deep-fried, boys .. there's no salvation for me
"And you're gonna do it for free, aren't you?"
*proceeds to smash the laptop over my leg*
The Spotify incident 💀
We gonna tie the rope with this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
aaaaaaaah it hurts so much ..
I mean who doesn't right?
First time and I feel conflicted
Fortnite added everlong guys
Thank you brother
no way to fortnite festival??🙀
I'm top 4% on numb and makedamnsure
She reminds me of Robin from himym
who the fuck actually has a "homework" folder
I would probably have a heart attack if a woman did this tbh
She forgot to plug the laptop in, didn't she?
nice 9.7645/10
correct madam
ive been with multiple girls exactly like this....theres so many downsides
but it's so worth it 😍
What are the downsides?
@@mzamethodman7134 they usually turn out to be insanely controlling and crazy. like not the hot kind of crazy
@@sarcasmgod8430 that's not bad thing
@@Alexcatchh it is very bad thing
Um do I look like tech support? 😂 last I checked people could understand me when I speak (jk)
Im cooked
4k🤨