I'm putting that in my "Explaining stuff to Kindergarteners" file. Edit: but, seriously, it's really cool that objects can collide. So much empty space in atoms, but forces we don't really understand make that act solid and able to, say, reflect infinitessimally tiny photons.
How to make Jack stop using the word spatula in his intros: Step one: say “we’re spatulas because we flip his burgers around” Step two: regret commenting Step three: suffer from success
Basically, smart people are people who see the limits of their intelligence, and they're not overly confident, basically the same as someone with great art skills. On the other hand, those who are arrogant, and overly confident are dumbass or people who overestimate their skills. As long as you can see the cons to your attributes, you can improve and grow.
9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 329th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
My coworkers say I'm smart because I like random (useless) facts, they say I should go to a tv gamwshow. I failed lawschool and I think I'm the dumbest, most useless person in the world, but I do feel happy when I can share some silly thing that makes then go "what, really? That's crazy!"
Your brain is already split in half, there is a left half and a right half There is only a wire connecting them Also yeah i get this is a joke dont woosh me
To me, the whole point of being smart and well-spoken is being able to explain ultra nerdy textbook stuff in a way that even a rock could understand it. I think it was the movie "Philadelphia" that got that mindset into me, where Denzel Washington's lawyer character tried to explain the complicated law thingies like he was "talking to a six year old". (I might be misquotting, tho, I haven't watched that movie in years)
@@Yui714 question, how would one go about making new information without access to a lab? Because otherwise it’s not “new”, it’s just new to you. I think that makes sense, maybe. (Also the way you wrote your comment comes off as condescending and boils my piss)
@@Yui714 i mean, the best way to prove your knowledge of a subject is to be able to teach it. if you can teach it (without reading off notes or anything obviously), it proves you really know the subject
@@Yui714 regurgitating information doesn't always work when teaching though. Sometimes you have to break the information down in a different way for people to understand. Being able to break things down and reconstruct them in a new way may not change the information, but it does present it in a new way, which shows a deep understanding of the topic.
Isn’t it funny how people use IQ as a way to say “oh look at me I’m so smart” when IQ is more or less a way to measure someone’s problem solving and reasoning abilities?(just had to double check on google, yes it is)
its also a measure of education! the more educated you are, the higher the average iq. thats why i find it funny when dumbasses online want to "purge" everyone with an iq lower than 140, cause thatll wipe out a majority of the midwest. how would republicans win elections if they kill off all their voters?
I have a rare condition, jacklessophobia. Whenever Jack's video comes to an end, I feel this irrational fear that the next video is not gonna be narrated by him. Can we get the narrator's name in the title?
no! Women only act that way about dress pockets! I do it too. And I have skirts with pockets that go from waistband to knees. (They are AWWWWWEEEESSSSOME!!!)
IQ doesn’t equate to smarts. And if they think it does, then their IQ ain’t as high as they are saying. Your IQ represents your ability to retain information. It’s your brain-sponge ratio lmao.
@@bukitcengkeh1 well I like to think of it like this. If it was such a big deal then it wouldn’t be something people bragged about but kept to themselves. It’s a logic puzzle, not the meaning of life. It’s super easy to get a high score. That doesn’t mean that you are intelligent tho, just logical. Intelligence can’t be summed up in one number. Having a higher IQ just makes you that one friend who can retain useless fun facts you learned in 3rd grade even tho your 20 now, that’s it. I think that the IQ test is more of a gauge for learning style than intelligence. People retain information differently and the IQ test caters to only one of those ways.
@@ayanevaleree3484 lmao I feel that in my soul. I can remember a whole day from boys and girls club in 2007 but I can’t remember the last time I ate even tho I’m pretty sure it was yesterday.
If you can't explain a complicated topic in a way that helps people understand it, then you don't understand the topic well enough to be an authority on it.
@@Soleilune1995 exactly! I mean Carl Sagan could explain the fourth dimension using a few scraps of paper and an apple. I just listened to Niel DeGrasse Tyson explain why we think the sun is yellow along with how it's white and why the sky is blue but turns more blue as the sun looks more red and he made it sound so simple that I couldn't relay the information without complicating it. And besides that, having a high IQ isn't useful for anything beyond taking an IQ test. There are plenty of book smart people without common sense or practical skills; I'm trying very hard not to be one of them
1:51 Reflection of light (and other forms of electromagnetic radiation) occurs when the waves encounter a surface or other boundary that does not absorb the energy of the radiation and bounces the waves away from the surface. ... This concept is often termed the Law of Reflection. 5 seconds...all it took.
9:37 i just wanna hear this dudes reaction when he realizes that we actually live in 4 dimensions- (yes this is true, 1 temporal dimension and 3 spatial, but most people refer to 4D as a thing with 4 spatial dimensions, anyways we still technically live in 4D)
It's amazing how many "geniuses" don't understand one of humanity's oldest things A joke They're so popular and important kings used to kill unfunny jesters, can we get that back But specifically for these people only
People who say men are smarter than women clearly haven't gotten into an argument with Weiss and Blake over books and history. Those two will rip you a new one.
I guarantee that half the people that are getting told "lOl Im SmArTeR tHaN yOu BeCaUsE i HaVe A 120 iQ" are probably much smarter than these people in reality
1:50 my thoughts, while high at 8:30pm on a Friday night- I'm generally confused and try to come up with dumb solutions for my monkey brain to understand aksjaksj
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8:11 I spent 30 minutes trying understand the guy, using the knowledge I remember from that 1 year of philosophy class in college, and my conclusion is that it's plain gibberish. Pretty sure everyone guessed that already.
It's not quite gibberish, but it's way too wordy. Basically, he's talking about the old question "is your blue the same as my blue?" while also trying to suggest the elites are telling you what blue is to begin with. It's nonsense, but not necessarily gibberish.
It's hilarious when people insist on using complicated sounding words, not just because they sound ridiculous but also because a good sign of intelligence would be being able to simplify overcomplicated things If you can simplify something to the point that it's understandable to someone who doesn't know that thing, it shows you have a good understanding of that thing beyond just fancy terms that you parrot from what you read or heard from somewhere else.
8:11 - 8:57 the most complicated way to say "BLAH BLAH BLAH IM A COMMIE BLAH BLAH CLASS WARS BLAH BLAH WOMEN BLAH BLAH SEXUAL BULLSHIT BLAH BLAH CAPATISLISM BAD BLAH BLAH BIG FANCY WORDS"
i fucking love how a lot of these iamverysmart posts claim their iq is a number that is barely above average it's like they went to go look up what a high iq is, see the 'gifted' threshold and are like "mmm yes this is my iq"
5:46 When you're a kid examining things you learn to everyone is normal, not when you're an adult, you only gotta do that if they ask, if you run up to people and start rambling off conspiracy theories, or literally anything, they're going to find it weird, cause you're not 6 anymore
One time a person told me that if i did "simple google search" i will realize I am wrong about a subject that I studied years in and they are right because they read about it in A "scholarly journal" They were completely wrong with their fact, and when present with evidence they go "I dont want to talk to such argumentative person stop replying to me"
“I’m sorry, I’m just not ready for a relationship right now” [Three pages of texts saying why that response is narrow-minded/stupid/against a minority they may or may not be a part of] “…Well now I don’t want a relationship with you at any point.”
"Are you mentally challenged?"
"I mentally challenge myself everyday!"
That is my new favourite response. Absolute beauty.
Suicide by words
Kamikaze* by words.
Ooh, self burn!Those are rare!
@@aarushkornepati8464 r/dankmemes
P o p t a r t
Light reflects because molecules are playing dodgeball with photons.
take my like
I. . . I guess that works? I think?
I'm putting that in my "Explaining stuff to Kindergarteners" file.
Edit: but, seriously, it's really cool that objects can collide. So much empty space in atoms, but forces we don't really understand make that act solid and able to, say, reflect infinitessimally tiny photons.
Wait, you absorb the ball and create a new one to throw at your opponents in dodgeball? I must have played the game wrong my entire life.
Here have this like
“Hello my spicy spatulas” my favourite intro of all
But I like when Lexi calls me sexy and asks me what I’m up to! 😂
@Gray Plays sh
@@CanItTookann @Gray Plays I hate spammers.
@@CanItTookann I think he’s spammed me with the same nonsense before.
Why ppl liking this like bruh 😭
How to make Jack stop using the word spatula in his intros:
Step one: say “we’re spatulas because we flip his burgers around”
Step two: regret commenting
Step three: suffer from success
y e s
That's Genius
*_Y E S_*
Oh my YES
I have 900 degrees, checkmate
Woah
Nice
"Imagine having degrees"
-This was made by the dum dum gang
900 degrees fahrenheit?
I have 1m degrees
Of lava in my basement
Basically, smart people are people who see the limits of their intelligence, and they're not overly confident, basically the same as someone with great art skills. On the other hand, those who are arrogant, and overly confident are dumbass or people who overestimate their skills. As long as you can see the cons to your attributes, you can improve and grow.
Now that,that is What I call spitting facts
Dayum. Couldnt have said that better
Thanks for the tip weather
“AKTUALLY INTELLIGENCE IS KNOWLEDGE, YOU CAN BE ARROGANT AND INTELLIGENT” or some dumb shit
@@deadstar8809 😊
Emkay: **uploads 2 videos at the same time**
Everyone: *A blessing from the lord!*
Wait what?
Very
Epic
Sometimes I just wonder how do you even got here
XD
9 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 329th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
Good luck
What a madlad
Nice put this on the top comment
"Spread the word"
LET EMKAY SEE THIS-
ok this is getting annoying
Fun fact: McDonald's once made an bubblegum flavoured brocoli
Thx u ruined my day
EW
That’s a war crime
I’ll try it
(Sidenote: how do you flavour broccoli)
a*
7:52 yes thanks for ruining my sleep jack, now i cannot sleep with this sound in my mind after hearing this
Yup agreed
Yea fuck that lol
It went on for an uncomfortably long time.
My coworkers say I'm smart because I like random (useless) facts, they say I should go to a tv gamwshow. I failed lawschool and I think I'm the dumbest, most useless person in the world, but I do feel happy when I can share some silly thing that makes then go "what, really? That's crazy!"
that’s the best kind of smart
"I have *9 degrees* "
*Man, that's just cold.*
Hey, that pun was pretty *cool*
Ikr
That pun gave me shivers
r/technicallythetruth lmao
BRRRRRo that was smooth
EmKay: *double uploads*
my brain: *splits in half and watches both at the same time*
Looks like we all have to do a little catching up.
I noticed that, bruh.
@@TheHotBlade :o
Why are you everywhere I go :|
Your brain is already split in half, there is a left half and a right half
There is only a wire connecting them
Also yeah i get this is a joke dont woosh me
To me, the whole point of being smart and well-spoken is being able to explain ultra nerdy textbook stuff in a way that even a rock could understand it.
I think it was the movie "Philadelphia" that got that mindset into me, where Denzel Washington's lawyer character tried to explain the complicated law thingies like he was "talking to a six year old".
(I might be misquotting, tho, I haven't watched that movie in years)
That's memory, not intelligence. You're regurgitating information, not making new information.
@@Yui714 question, how would one go about making new information without access to a lab? Because otherwise it’s not “new”, it’s just new to you.
I think that makes sense, maybe.
(Also the way you wrote your comment comes off as condescending and boils my piss)
@@Yui714 i mean, the best way to prove your knowledge of a subject is to be able to teach it. if you can teach it (without reading off notes or anything obviously), it proves you really know the subject
@@tobywood00 isn't that what the comment said? When talking about "textbook stuff" I think they meant complicated topics and such
@@Yui714 regurgitating information doesn't always work when teaching though. Sometimes you have to break the information down in a different way for people to understand. Being able to break things down and reconstruct them in a new way may not change the information, but it does present it in a new way, which shows a deep understanding of the topic.
"I have 9 degrees!" *rotates 9 degrees clockwise*
Everyone on this subreddit is like
“Yes me vory smort”
Jack is literally the devil on your shoulder who just whispers weird stuff into your ear for shits and giggles. He's hilarious
Isn’t it funny how people use IQ as a way to say “oh look at me I’m so smart” when IQ is more or less a way to measure someone’s problem solving and reasoning abilities?(just had to double check on google, yes it is)
The average person that use their iq as a way to say they're smart has an IQ of negative 7 million
and then like next sentence are completely wrong about something very obvious
And also are usually too stupid to get a joke because they apparently have 500 more iq than Williams James Sidis
its also a measure of education! the more educated you are, the higher the average iq. thats why i find it funny when dumbasses online want to "purge" everyone with an iq lower than 140, cause thatll wipe out a majority of the midwest. how would republicans win elections if they kill off all their voters?
@@tobywood00 they won't listen to anything you say though, they will just cap about their IQ being "too high" or some dumb crap they make up
this is proof why we need to stop telling kids that they're gifted when they have normal scores
Mom said I'm very smart 🙏📖 which means anytime you make a small mistake I have a reasonable right to bash you about your lack of intelligence 🥱
We have high visitors here. (means Gray Plays)
@Gray Plays Hold on, something here feels veerrry familiar... i just cant put my finger on it...
I can’t get enough of this
I have a rare condition, jacklessophobia. Whenever Jack's video comes to an end, I feel this irrational fear that the next video is not gonna be narrated by him.
Can we get the narrator's name in the title?
*whats poppin im robin intensifies*
The playlist category also has playlists by narrator!
no! Women only act that way about dress pockets! I do it too. And I have skirts with pockets that go from waistband to knees. (They are AWWWWWEEEESSSSOME!!!)
What I'd give for pockets like that 😔
new fan art idea: someone draw Jack as a spatula
I drew him as a goldfish. The snack.
Remind me of this
IQ doesn’t equate to smarts. And if they think it does, then their IQ ain’t as high as they are saying. Your IQ represents your ability to retain information. It’s your brain-sponge ratio lmao.
As to quote stephen Hawking "People who boasts about their iq are losers"
I have 0 IQ then because I can’t remember what someone told me without bursting my brain cells trying to remember just so I remember at 2 am
@@bukitcengkeh1 well I like to think of it like this. If it was such a big deal then it wouldn’t be something people bragged about but kept to themselves. It’s a logic puzzle, not the meaning of life. It’s super easy to get a high score. That doesn’t mean that you are intelligent tho, just logical. Intelligence can’t be summed up in one number. Having a higher IQ just makes you that one friend who can retain useless fun facts you learned in 3rd grade even tho your 20 now, that’s it. I think that the IQ test is more of a gauge for learning style than intelligence. People retain information differently and the IQ test caters to only one of those ways.
@@ayanevaleree3484 lmao I feel that in my soul. I can remember a whole day from boys and girls club in 2007 but I can’t remember the last time I ate even tho I’m pretty sure it was yesterday.
@@ayanevaleree3484 I have a 0 IQ when it comes to names. Literally 5 seconds, maybe even less, after being told, I forget.
Yes I am very smart,
*I just learned 'agonizingly' is a word.*
That's fricking smart my man
Oh my god holy shit p, you’re too smart to be alive
Teach me master 🙏
"I'm sorry father, I couldn't help but laugh at mothers funeral, I couldn't. He turned himself into a pickle father, funniest shit I've seen so far."
Average r/funfacts user
yes
why is that so true
"Anyway...I don't have friends"
Pretty much all of these guys in a nutshell
"the ability to speak does not make you intelligent. neither does the ability to think." -thoughts while watching this video
0:03 They clearly don't learn about Minecraft from IBX Toycat... He talks so fast, that auto-captions don't even know what he's saying half the time
Being called a spicy spatula is something I never knew I needed-
I firmly believe that smart people make difficult topics sound simple while idiots make simple things sound complicated
If you can't explain a complicated topic in a way that helps people understand it, then you don't understand the topic well enough to be an authority on it.
@@Soleilune1995 exactly! I mean Carl Sagan could explain the fourth dimension using a few scraps of paper and an apple. I just listened to Niel DeGrasse Tyson explain why we think the sun is yellow along with how it's white and why the sky is blue but turns more blue as the sun looks more red and he made it sound so simple that I couldn't relay the information without complicating it.
And besides that, having a high IQ isn't useful for anything beyond taking an IQ test. There are plenty of book smart people without common sense or practical skills; I'm trying very hard not to be one of them
Jack has so many accents, it's confusing
Me: *reads title*
Also me: ah yes this is big brain time
r/imverysmart
"I mentally challenge myself every day" OMG I literally snorted.
"I like to be mentally challenged"
- Connor colloqum 2020
When part of you thinks, "Shit, that one was me," because you were a cringy teen once upon a time.
I appreciate the vocabulary, but this physically hurts me
Immensely
@Gray Plays liar
1:51 Reflection of light (and other forms of electromagnetic radiation) occurs when the waves encounter a surface or other boundary that does not absorb the energy of the radiation and bounces the waves away from the surface. ... This concept is often termed the Law of Reflection.
5 seconds...all it took.
wait til he finds out about refraction tho lol, his mind's gonna explode.
This is my favorite reddit reading Chanel because there is a human voice not a robot
9 degress! dang, she must have went to college 9 times.
Imagine the student loan debt!
9:37 i just wanna hear this dudes reaction when he realizes that we actually live in 4 dimensions- (yes this is true, 1 temporal dimension and 3 spatial, but most people refer to 4D as a thing with 4 spatial dimensions, anyways we still technically live in 4D)
2:38 oh no it's a "very smart" "nice guy" hybrid.
*ULTIMATE REDDIT DUO*
7:53 MOM PLEASE PICK ME UP THE QUIRKY GIRL IS HERE
It's amazing how many "geniuses" don't understand one of humanity's oldest things
A joke
They're so popular and important kings used to kill unfunny jesters, can we get that back
But specifically for these people only
That uWu triggered me...
“You can sleep later” is such a callout
jack: calls us spicy spatulas*
me: stop it im blushingg
5:36 mixing up "then" with "than"
People who say men are smarter than women clearly haven't gotten into an argument with Weiss and Blake over books and history. Those two will rip you a new one.
I think both are smart
I’m literally a fu*king idiot most girls are smarter than me
@@themastergluesniffer does that mean that Yang has competition?
@@themastergluesniffer no I'm the real medic gaming
@@themastergluesniffer also. Can relate
"You must suffer the consequences"
Ad: Hey! I'm here! I'm the consequence
I'm sorry Jack, this is just too much stupid for me. I gotta leave early. My brain can't handle this "intelligence".
I think i lost brain cellls watching this
I stole them and I'm not giving them back!
@@legalizehomicide7262 I stole the rest of yours in retaliation
@@ileftmystoveonpleaseremind259 dammit!
@@ileftmystoveonpleaseremind259 yo mate u left ur stove one
Im punching air rn after that intro
The guy explaining how rabbit in a hat trick is actually a trick, and not a portal to a rabbit realm, takes the first prize lol
That last one is so good it almost feels like satire
"9 degrees" is more like your brain's temperature, ma'am
Some guy: uwu
Jack: UWWWWWOOOOOOOOWOOOHOOOUUUUHHHWWWWOOOU
i really wish the spatula joke becomes a running gag
“Lecerature” best word jack has ever said
I guarantee that half the people that are getting told "lOl Im SmArTeR tHaN yOu BeCaUsE i HaVe A 120 iQ" are probably much smarter than these people in reality
“My parents were killed!”
*Aw that’s so sad… anyway I have 1672829393 degrees*
1:50 my thoughts, while high at 8:30pm on a Friday night-
I'm generally confused and try to come up with dumb solutions for my monkey brain to understand aksjaksj
Can we have a 1h version of Jack's "uWu" pls ? :D
Take your time to read:
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Imagine Huge Crossover with Emkay and other YTers, who read Reddit memes.
That would be Cool like Roster of SSBU.
@Gray Plays stop trying to copy GrayStillPlays
You are the worst scammer ever
Reddituber: Infinity Memes
8:11 I spent 30 minutes trying understand the guy, using the knowledge I remember from that 1 year of philosophy class in college, and my conclusion is that it's plain gibberish. Pretty sure everyone guessed that already.
It's not quite gibberish, but it's way too wordy. Basically, he's talking about the old question "is your blue the same as my blue?" while also trying to suggest the elites are telling you what blue is to begin with. It's nonsense, but not necessarily gibberish.
Dude I've watch this channel for a year and it never gets old
Fun fact: nobody has watched the full video when this comment was posted.
Incorrect
Which also means you didn’t watch it either. Just saying
i feel like most people watch the video they’re about to upload before they upload it
you caught me
@@whyiwakeup6460 You just might end up in one of these videos someday.
I was not prepared to hear you pronounce "arse" with a hard R 😂
At least it wasn't;"Hello my Sexy Spatulas..." 😆
Lmao,thanks for sharing
Had to take my headphones off for 7:52
"I have 9 degrees" maybe shes talking about her body in a freezer
These people are like Weiss, but without the sharp sword or the bad father
damn
The reading of the "uWu" killed me
I've said it before and I'll say it again, JACK IS A MOOD
Humility is key. Don't brag unless you're essentially directly asked to.
0:44 strange way to say and spell “too egotistical for society”
I heard somewhere, smart people don’t have to prove they’re smart. These people hurt my brain.
It's hilarious when people insist on using complicated sounding words, not just because they sound ridiculous but also because a good sign of intelligence would be being able to simplify overcomplicated things
If you can simplify something to the point that it's understandable to someone who doesn't know that thing, it shows you have a good understanding of that thing beyond just fancy terms that you parrot from what you read or heard from somewhere else.
Jack’s out here smarter than all these people lmao
3:48
Tbh, that sounds like a hilarious thing to put on an onlyfans account
“I have 9 degrees”
You clearly haven’t met Kath Day Knight
Antarctica man : * screams in negative degrees *
8:11 - 8:57 the most complicated way to say "BLAH BLAH BLAH IM A COMMIE BLAH BLAH CLASS WARS BLAH BLAH WOMEN BLAH BLAH SEXUAL BULLSHIT BLAH BLAH CAPATISLISM BAD BLAH BLAH BIG FANCY WORDS"
this subreddit has taken the last of my braincells
I got back from the hospital a few days ago (appendix removed) and your video's entertained me while i layed in that damned bed
I feel personally attacked since my last name is Schmit. So fight me Jack! Lol 😆 🤣 😂
i fucking love how a lot of these iamverysmart posts claim their iq is a number that is barely above average it's like they went to go look up what a high iq is, see the 'gifted' threshold and are like "mmm yes this is my iq"
That made my fucking brain hurt. I think these "smart" people made my brain rot a little.
8:59 OUCH! And here I thought I was using a complicated way of speaking. You always learn something new xD
5:46
When you're a kid examining things you learn to everyone is normal, not when you're an adult, you only gotta do that if they ask, if you run up to people and start rambling off conspiracy theories, or literally anything, they're going to find it weird, cause you're not 6 anymore
"I have 9 degrees" DANG U COLD
Episode 100000 of why emkay is the best channel
They are the best because they are the best
Them “I have nine degrees” me “ye in your body, cause you brain is dead!”
Emkay: *posts two times at the same time*
Me: 👁👄👁🔫
"CoLlEcT yOuR eArLy TiCkEt HeRe"
*S A M P L E T E X T*
These days I commented “Minecraft music walked so Eric Satie could run”.
Someone replied “UHM _acktchualee_ it’s the other way around 🙄”
One time a person told me that if i did "simple google search" i will realize I am wrong about a subject that I studied years in and they are right because they read about it in A "scholarly journal"
They were completely wrong with their fact, and when present with evidence they go "I dont want to talk to such argumentative person stop replying to me"
“I’m sorry, I’m just not ready for a relationship right now”
[Three pages of texts saying why that response is narrow-minded/stupid/against a minority they may or may not be a part of]
“…Well now I don’t want a relationship with you at any point.”
A good wisdom, if you watch a video and you pause it, it gets paused
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
You, person, are the most smartest person EVER
I never knew that- I guess I’m just too dumb 🥲
As one wise man once said: "Smart people don't brag about themselves, stupid people who want to be smart do."