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  • @animalia-funnyanimals482
    @animalia-funnyanimals482  4 роки тому +152

    Most expensive pets UA-camrs Own - ua-cam.com/video/Vt5hUi5jtO8/v-deo.html

    • @DJPixel2017
      @DJPixel2017 3 роки тому +1

      Hilarious wild goose chasing

    • @gn4502
      @gn4502 3 роки тому +1

      Please dont cover the last few seconds of a video with another suggestion!! your videos are hilarious, and we wont to see every second of them!!

    • @deacondavis5098
      @deacondavis5098 Рік тому

      Someone on my job reminds me of this goofy goose. She’s looks and acts the same.

    • @deacondavis5098
      @deacondavis5098 Рік тому

      Goose thy name is Dorothy

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 8 місяців тому

      01:30 by the neck or by the pushy?
      I recollect having heard one orangehead say that he grabs them by the pussy.

  • @poogyjr8942
    @poogyjr8942 5 років тому +2780

    I finally understand the duck duck goose game now

  • @thegoose3340
    @thegoose3340 6 років тому +7154

    Don't mess with me bois

  • @ppmusic1322
    @ppmusic1322 5 років тому +2923

    Can’t believe they made an entire game about this

  • @arrested4loitering561
    @arrested4loitering561 4 роки тому +835

    3:51 The honk of absolute dominance over the boy captivates me no matter how many times I replay it

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 2 роки тому +62

      HJÖNK

    • @Crichjo32
      @Crichjo32 2 роки тому +59

      IKR. It was like the T-Rex from JP.

    • @oaflet
      @oaflet Рік тому +26

      That's an African goose. Domesticated.
      Filmer is a creep for not rescuing the kid.

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Рік тому +26

      ​@@oaflet
      Oh puhleese 🙄🙄

    • @fabiotieri3155
      @fabiotieri3155 Рік тому +7

      Certified goosezilla moment

  • @godbyelebenohnegott
    @godbyelebenohnegott 4 роки тому +919

    Now I know why Canadians are so friendly. They have been educated by their geese never to trespass, always apologize and back up from early childhood on.

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому +5

      Yuup

    • @TheMrExemplar
      @TheMrExemplar 3 роки тому

      They need to be exterminated

    • @Cringelord12
      @Cringelord12 2 роки тому +26

      As a Canadian, I can confirm

    • @levienkon
      @levienkon 2 роки тому +30

      There is no Canadian, the land owned by geese.

    • @sillycheese301
      @sillycheese301 2 роки тому +15

      You mean all of their anger manifested into these creatures

  • @lionl4343
    @lionl4343 5 років тому +352

    3:51 The screech of VICTORY!

    • @TheBooklyBreakdown
      @TheBooklyBreakdown 5 років тому +5

      😁

    • @RemindingRemedy
      @RemindingRemedy 5 років тому +13

      He out there to steal yo girl.

    • @sessmy5259
      @sessmy5259 4 роки тому +1

      Lmaooo

    • @Bri_life
      @Bri_life 3 роки тому +5

      its not a screech of victory its a war cry for more people to scare and destroy

    • @Buceesfanmaarten
      @Buceesfanmaarten 3 роки тому +14

      That's the sound geese make after they've mated, or attempted to mate. After the screech it's confirmed that the poor boy wasn't being attacked, but being mounted.

  • @ButtersTheBean
    @ButtersTheBean 6 років тому +1807

    Geese be scary as hell.

    • @-Joyfull
      @-Joyfull 6 років тому +22

      I feel so lucky and special for being able to get close to geese and take photos of their entire families with getting attacked. LOL

    • @armenaroustamian5818
      @armenaroustamian5818 6 років тому +30

      People are pussys

    • @armenaroustamian5818
      @armenaroustamian5818 6 років тому +1

      Michael McHugh I respect you

    • @tuxedosteve1904
      @tuxedosteve1904 6 років тому

      Butters The Bean then you didnt met a swan.

    • @goose5122
      @goose5122 6 років тому +1

      Pardon?

  • @lovablepsychopaths8260
    @lovablepsychopaths8260 6 років тому +1672

    Screw dogs, this is the pet to stop a burglar.

    • @brycevillalobos9578
      @brycevillalobos9578 5 років тому +36

      😂😂😂

    • @mofukitt
      @mofukitt 5 років тому +40

      If there was a way to get them to do that.

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 5 років тому +125

      Back in the day my parents (or was it grandparents?) actually did have guard geese. Those bois bite like a motherfucker.

    • @casual_elitist
      @casual_elitist 5 років тому +19

      Lovable Psychopaths Bold of you to assume a goose can be tamed.

    • @Mikazuchireborn
      @Mikazuchireborn 5 років тому +64

      I got family in Thailand that actually do that. When someone hops over the wall, the geese wake up and immediately start raising hell, and everyone knows someone is trying to break in.

  • @relaxationstation7634
    @relaxationstation7634 3 роки тому +104

    3:52 - 3:59 has me crying! the boat rocking back and forth and him just screaming "OH SHIT" omghahddafid

    • @victorstock86
      @victorstock86 3 роки тому +10

      Had me laughing for ages, it's like a horror film dragging him down to the depths 😅

  • @traikentercept7074
    @traikentercept7074 8 років тому +1626

    That goose now owns that boy.

    • @venessaap25
      @venessaap25 8 років тому +9

      Traiken Tercept yup that goose own somebody XD

    • @danielwickham3439
      @danielwickham3439 7 років тому +80

      yer i think that goose was trying to force mate with that boy i also think it was a male GAY GOOSE ALERT

    • @aquafury664
      @aquafury664 7 років тому

      Traiken Tercept and kids?

    • @danielwickham3439
      @danielwickham3439 7 років тому +3

      D marie ahahahhahahaha that one made my day mate thank you

    • @aquafury664
      @aquafury664 7 років тому

      DW bro aww crap wrong comment but ok XD I meant on a comment saying goose only attack evil people

  • @imsaturnlol
    @imsaturnlol 5 років тому +847

    3:24 I'M CRYING
    *it actually feels kinda good*

    • @LLAAPPSSEE
      @LLAAPPSSEE 5 років тому +166

      When the goose starts honk-screaming in triumph/mimicking the kid! XD

    • @kazuha3351
      @kazuha3351 5 років тому +6

      XD

    • @aMR5AvDeG
      @aMR5AvDeG 4 роки тому +37

      That video goes straight to family archive to haunt this kid for entire life.

    • @fish8887
      @fish8887 3 роки тому +3

      Me irl

    • @OrionPaxG4
      @OrionPaxG4 3 роки тому +35

      In the end the goose let out a cry of victory to assert his dominance over the human boy

  • @k.r.99
    @k.r.99 5 років тому +294

    4:06 "blyaaat" loool 😂

    • @bobtaylor412
      @bobtaylor412 4 роки тому +10

      It's the victory screech!

    • @fmjjjjn7510
      @fmjjjjn7510 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @troastkoop
      @troastkoop 4 роки тому +19

      The full dialog 4:00 (I am Russian)))0 ):
      - Hey! Come to me!
      * Goose attacks *
      - Go to the forest! (It's like "go to he'll"). Fuuuuck! ("Blyaaaat!)" Go to hell! I fucked this! Fuuuuck! ("Blyaaaat!")
      The rest I didn't hear, cuz it's too far.

    • @fmjjjjn7510
      @fmjjjjn7510 4 роки тому +2

      BikIny Fish thanks

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 4 роки тому

      @@troastkoop LOL, thank you very much for the translation 😀

  • @Zeuts85
    @Zeuts85 6 років тому +3233

    If you want to really scare a goose you have to act like you didn't notice it at all until it starts hissing. Then, instead of flinching or backing away, you just stop dead in your tracks and stare at it. Most geese will immediately be like "oh... shit" and back away a little bit, but a really feisty one will hiss louder and start flapping. Then you start slowly inching towards it like you're getting ready to strike, and usually a light bulb seems to go off in its brain so that it thinks: "uhhh... maybe this wasn't such a good idea" and it starts turning tail and backing away. Proper body language scares the shit out of them--literally sometimes. Deep down, a goose realizes that you're 20 times heavier and could easily snap its twiggy neck. It just hopes you'll forget this, and get intimidated. Nope. Fuck you, goose.

    • @lilgooseyvert
      @lilgooseyvert 5 років тому +658

      those mind tricks don't work on me

    • @imtooexpensive2660
      @imtooexpensive2660 5 років тому +128

      the gaming goose I’ll call a bunch of baby ducks

    • @imtooexpensive2660
      @imtooexpensive2660 5 років тому +47

      the gaming goose if u know what I mean

    • @tancookies89
      @tancookies89 5 років тому +233

      Stopped a potential goose attack today with a stare off. It’s what brought me to this video, lol.

    • @Jackskellington9100
      @Jackskellington9100 5 років тому +218

      One thing that works is spread your arms out wide and hiss at them if they hiss at you. This shows you're bigger than them. We have Canadian geese by my apartment and there is a rather aggressive one who hisses at you. He never bothers us anymore because he now knows we're bigger than him

  • @genevievew.5837
    @genevievew.5837 6 років тому +410

    Your child is being eaten by a goose. Do you:
    1) Help him
    2) Take a video

    • @EnjoysScritches
      @EnjoysScritches 4 роки тому +40

      Better get another kid.
      Once these beasts get you, you're done for. Don't risk it.

    • @chris-hayes
      @chris-hayes 4 роки тому +13

      What makes it more hilarious is the goose was trying to f*ck like the kid was a girl goose 😂
      The hair pulling is something the drakes will do while mating, the females will often have missing feathers on the back of their neck in mating season because of it.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 роки тому +4

      2

    • @T2G-DJT
      @T2G-DJT 4 роки тому +2

      2

    • @gabrieljacobi6873
      @gabrieljacobi6873 4 роки тому +1

      2

  • @henriquekonradt541
    @henriquekonradt541 4 роки тому +189

    I like the way most of them fall as if they were horror film protagonists.

    • @TheMrExemplar
      @TheMrExemplar 3 роки тому +1

      They are bunch of retarded subhumans, their number is increasing year by year

    • @moonlit7273
      @moonlit7273 5 місяців тому +2

      💀

  • @nomDePlume999
    @nomDePlume999 8 років тому +392

    The dude who fell out of his boat 😂😂😂

    • @nicoplayz1944
      @nicoplayz1944 6 років тому

      Gean Garcia he can be dead

    • @Tehvoodoo19
      @Tehvoodoo19 6 років тому +2

      lol that dude is in what appears to be a pond about 200-300 feet from shore, max, assuming theres no shore behind him that's closer. If theres no gators in that pond, and he cant survive then that dude shouldn't be kayaking. y'all are dramatic.

  • @hashem6080
    @hashem6080 5 років тому +680

    3:04 "help me"
    One second later he's a tough guy

    • @dadamager3000
      @dadamager3000 5 років тому +73

      did you see his back though

    • @robertthrasher
      @robertthrasher 5 років тому +72

      I'm pretty sure that was actually the goose that was the tough guy, all homeboy said was "help me" lol

    • @ogswavey
      @ogswavey 4 роки тому +2

      Whatever Don't Matter Loool😂😂😭😭

    • @hackhenk
      @hackhenk 4 роки тому +12

      "Am I bleeding?" 😢

    • @GreenGretel
      @GreenGretel 4 роки тому +24

      @@hackhenk
      "You're not cut."
      _"Am I bleeding?"_
      "No."
      _"Is my back bleeding?"_
      "No, it's not bleeding."

  • @crabmeat3803
    @crabmeat3803 5 років тому +162

    Imagine looking over a lake and seeing a little girl screaming “daddy HEEEEELLLlllpppp” while being chased by an angry goose

    • @Relaxish
      @Relaxish 2 роки тому

      @@kristanicolew but she didn’t and it was funny

  • @FloozieOne
    @FloozieOne 7 років тому +739

    In medieval times they would put the geese outside the castle gates at night. If there were enemies trying to ambush or robbers trying to sneak in the quacking would alert the guards and the geese would give the intruders a rude and painful welcome. There is actually a manuscript from the 15th century describing the process of "preparing the castle for night". It includes instructions on bringing in the livestock, bringing in any tools or wagons, etc. It's last sentence is "at the first of the dark, put the geese outside the walls".

    • @MagicBlubber
      @MagicBlubber 7 років тому +54

      SO thats why the whites came to America, because they had to deal with geese every time they arrived to new feudal castle just to get some leather work done or buy some bread.

    • @pickystrums8025
      @pickystrums8025 6 років тому +10

      Holly Rockwell I am shook

    • @zenk6496
      @zenk6496 6 років тому +8

      Wow I actually did not know that thanks

    • @RuralRootsLiving
      @RuralRootsLiving 6 років тому +14

      China uses them in police stations and they were used in West Germany to protect U.S. bases

    • @lilgooseyvert
      @lilgooseyvert 5 років тому +9

      the good old days

  • @whoooey947
    @whoooey947 6 років тому +732

    "Grab em' by the neck, Sydney" best parenting 2018

    • @phantompinoy
      @phantompinoy 5 років тому +34

      She technically did for a short time.

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 4 роки тому +1

      I actually wanted to see that

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 4 роки тому

      That would had been interesting

    • @anthonydesroches785
      @anthonydesroches785 4 роки тому

      It amazes me people like them are supposed to be smart. But are totally ignorant people don't realize the damage these hi can do even kill.

    • @calmyourguts9511
      @calmyourguts9511 4 роки тому

      Lol.

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 5 років тому +367

    Bears, wolves, and leopards: “We must avoid the humans unless absolutely necessary, for they are dangerous creatures with horrible thunder-sticks.”
    Geese: “I WILL FIGHT YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE!”

    • @wildin1170
      @wildin1170 4 роки тому +15

      Accurate

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому +6

      LMAO

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 2 роки тому +5

      It almost feels like that Geese knows when someone is afraid.
      They only chase those who are avoiding or running away from them.

  • @chamopss
    @chamopss 8 років тому +775

    And people say feathered dinosaurs aren't scary...

    • @peytoncross862
      @peytoncross862 8 років тому +9

      Angela Lee haha lol

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 7 років тому +23

      Chamops Chap have you ever seen a cassowary? Those things are all feathered dinosaur, and are terrifying! O_o

    • @Saurracuda
      @Saurracuda 7 років тому +3

      This is the best comment I've ever read.
      (On a goose video)

    • @piggyoinkoink6352
      @piggyoinkoink6352 7 років тому +9

      I've seen feathered reconstructions of Velociraptor that look a lot like a goose, and holy crap they are terrifying.

    • @thejiggler7780
      @thejiggler7780 6 років тому +5

      You mean just normal dinosaurs

  • @SquashMcCain
    @SquashMcCain 8 років тому +128

    3:04 "HELP ME" screaming in terror then a few seconds later tries to act tough

    • @tjs-_goated7449
      @tjs-_goated7449 6 років тому +8

      Usagi Tsukino This was the funniest part of the video I literally cried like a bitch. 😂💀

    • @patrichewill5403
      @patrichewill5403 6 років тому +5

      I laughed SO hard😂😂😂

    • @johnmonty7077
      @johnmonty7077 6 років тому +5

      I was DYING from that vidlolol

    • @ushoys
      @ushoys 5 років тому +1

      Men are not what they used to be.

  • @latui7350
    @latui7350 5 років тому +233

    3:03 "HELP ME!" I've never laughed so hard.

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao dude was genuinely scared as a mf. The worst part is "am i bleeding? (x3)"

    • @TheMrExemplar
      @TheMrExemplar 3 роки тому +1

      @@emiliomarbanjr He is a pathetic subhuman and a disgust to humanity

    • @mitsuha4788
      @mitsuha4788 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheMrExemplar 💀💀

    • @DJPixel2017
      @DJPixel2017 2 роки тому +6

      03:24 Goose attempts to eat a human being

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 2 роки тому +5

      @@DJPixel2017
      “HJÖNK”

  • @patriciawhite6165
    @patriciawhite6165 5 років тому +179

    Everybody gangsta till the goose start flyin

  • @katholeenloveit8923
    @katholeenloveit8923 Рік тому +45

    The goose who was attacking the boy laying down was hilarious. It was even mocking him when he yelled for his sis

    • @justSawyer338
      @justSawyer338 Рік тому +9

      No he was trying to have a child with that kid 💀

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Рік тому +4

      ​@@justSawyer338
      Yep, that's true. And after he was finished and VERY satisfied, Uncle Waldo gave a boisterous victory cry!! 😂😂

  • @mattg8975
    @mattg8975 4 роки тому +118

    3:53 I’m still laughing, like it was so calm so you know it caught him really off guard 😂😂

  • @twistabysssugarfreebanana3863
    @twistabysssugarfreebanana3863 8 років тому +706

    They are extremely territorial, i was walking around a park and I had one follow me, I didn't run but the damn thing kept hissing at me and flapping it's wings. They'll leave you alone if you return the aggression, hiss back and flap your arms, it's a display of who's bigger, course I did walk a few yards before I realized this, the bastard followed me to my car.

    • @Stewieboy1995
      @Stewieboy1995 7 років тому +130

      TwistAbyss SugarfreeBanana one almost attacked an older woman and I had to help her. poor woman was just going to her car and in the back of her car when a Canada goose comes up to her, now the goose was the asshole obviously haha. she was in a parking lot and the poor woman didn't do anything wrong. these fuckers need to fuck off sometimes.

    • @hayescamp
      @hayescamp 7 років тому +25

      TwistAbyss SugarfreeBanana they tend to leave me alone I guess they don't want to mess with a six foot giant

    • @thessk_1
      @thessk_1 7 років тому +9

      Geese Howard aint afraid of no one

    • @solorhypercane5041
      @solorhypercane5041 7 років тому +16

      Kick the fucker

    • @debshreebasu8137
      @debshreebasu8137 6 років тому

      TwistAbyss SugarfreeBanana lol

  • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
    @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- 6 років тому +33

    3:54 The kayaking one had me in tears XD

  • @4KBatch
    @4KBatch 4 роки тому +230

    3:50 when it screams after attacking the kid 💀

  • @BronchitisMan
    @BronchitisMan 8 років тому +178

    3:28-3:37 "Dad, your laugh is horrible"
    Are you kidding me? That was the most epic laugh ever!

    • @ZeldaFoxEars
      @ZeldaFoxEars 8 років тому +10

      Red John that's a smokers laugh if I ever heard one lol

    • @patrichewill5403
      @patrichewill5403 6 років тому

      He smokes 2 packs a day maybe..my old man laughs like that too

    • @B1gHagar
      @B1gHagar 6 років тому

      Hate to say this, but the goose is literally having sex with that kid.

  • @CharlesShow
    @CharlesShow 5 років тому +537

    3:50 shows dominance

    • @adamakani3800
      @adamakani3800 5 років тому +20

      that was realy fun

    • @hemis1861
      @hemis1861 5 років тому +35

      Sounded like it was imitating the kids "pleaaase" scream.

    • @igarashi3994
      @igarashi3994 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @chriskeller3705
    @chriskeller3705 2 роки тому +28

    0:46 “why were you late to work?”
    “You won’t believe me”

  • @sowianskiwojownik5973
    @sowianskiwojownik5973 5 років тому +232

    In the next Far Cry game, Ubisoft needs to bring in hostile Geese that attack you randomly.

    • @jacer445u5
      @jacer445u5 5 років тому +15

      Słowiański Wojownik
      They have turkeys from hell

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 5 років тому +1

      You mean like the eagles from 4

    • @strikernova9
      @strikernova9 5 років тому +1

      YES

    • @EnjoysScritches
      @EnjoysScritches 4 роки тому +5

      Randomly? Every one of these feathered shits will chase you down. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

    • @Blaquebarbgamer
      @Blaquebarbgamer 3 роки тому

      The badgers 🦡 were awful. I think it was far cry 4?

  • @CharlieMorningstar
    @CharlieMorningstar 6 років тому +50

    The Russian guy had me rolling lmao "BLYAAAAT!"

    • @FrostFang86
      @FrostFang86 5 років тому +2

      yeah a big tough burly man like that running around hahaha

    • @gamergirl209
      @gamergirl209 5 років тому

      Also, those looked more like ducks to me

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 3 роки тому +1

      In every language you can assume there is a phrase for “god thats hilarious” and also maybe “film his blunder” I suspect highly😅

  • @joshbeamon
    @joshbeamon 3 роки тому +86

    The dude that laughed when his daughter said "Daddy help" and started crying while he continued laughing.... is probably father of the year. haha

    • @ashtelemgainor
      @ashtelemgainor Рік тому +18

      No, that makes him a horrible father.

    • @oaflet
      @oaflet Рік тому +11

      @@ashtelemgainor
      Depends whether she harassed the goose against parental advice.

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Рік тому +4

      @@ashtelemgainor Oh boo-hoo 🙄🙄

    • @ashtelemgainor
      @ashtelemgainor 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@oafletI don't think the kiddo did anything to the goose, the goose just felt threatened by seeing a little girl.

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull 9 місяців тому +5

      @@oaflet He kept yelling at her to get closer to them... Didn't you watch the video?

  • @TheReaperMan275
    @TheReaperMan275 7 років тому +261

    I walk by geese everyday and have never had a problem with them. Usually they will politely step out of my way and I will do the same for them when our paths occasionally cross.

    • @runkgames6251
      @runkgames6251 7 років тому +3

      is your name evan lopez?

    • @TheReaperMan275
      @TheReaperMan275 6 років тому +15

      As a matter of fact I am in Canada. Do you think that could be the reason?

    • @rickosler6667
      @rickosler6667 6 років тому

      Are they male geese?

    • @lexisittser-ketron5323
      @lexisittser-ketron5323 6 років тому +6

      They usually dont bother me unless they have their babies, my sister likes to get close to them to see if they'll chase her lol

    • @timelessnugget
      @timelessnugget 6 років тому +4

      the goose whisperer

  • @skoomzy3088
    @skoomzy3088 8 років тому +598

    Lmao after that goose made that kid his bitch he did a victory screech

    • @mikefoley3785
      @mikefoley3785 8 років тому +3

      He sho 'nuff did.

    • @novawolx
      @novawolx 8 років тому +9

      add a T-rex sound there
      lmao

    • @antirambles
      @antirambles 8 років тому +49

      You do know that he tried to mate with him, right?

    • @hl.861
      @hl.861 8 років тому +5

      I know right? That’s what I said.

    • @jinnie6292
      @jinnie6292 7 років тому +2

      I mean he did say it felt good so... consent?

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 4 роки тому +209

    For anyone wondering, at 3:30 the goose isn't so much attacking the kid as trying to make goose-human babies 😂

  • @sammywildfire3060
    @sammywildfire3060 8 років тому +100

    Here's to the brave folks that have survived a goose attack.

    • @chocolatebrooks6194
      @chocolatebrooks6194 7 років тому

      Sammy Wildfire happened to me today as I walking from class. Pretty sure someone saw me 😂

    • @sammywildfire3060
      @sammywildfire3060 7 років тому

      Oh man, they're savage little buggers

    • @arlisbartlett403
      @arlisbartlett403 6 років тому

      Goose :)

    • @lilgooseyvert
      @lilgooseyvert 5 років тому +1

      you won't be one of them you will be my meal

  • @xbankhead13x
    @xbankhead13x 5 років тому +43

    Geese are the true definition of whatchu doing on my block homie

  • @robertg.2111
    @robertg.2111 4 роки тому +70

    3:49... The hunter claims victory over his prey...

  • @sumgue4964
    @sumgue4964 5 років тому +18

    I love how passive aggressive geese are. From grazing grass to stacking bodies to gazing grass, without missing a beat. I think I’ve found my spiritual animal. 🤣

  • @JW...-oj5iw
    @JW...-oj5iw 6 років тому +256

    When my son and was 5, we'd go to the park and feed the ducks. Occasionally a goose or three would come to investigate. The geese were just about as tall as him. One day an aggressive male decided to get rough and chased him. I told him how to deal with it. I said it wasn't smart and would come straight at him. I told him to stay ready and when the goose got in range, just step to the side and quickly grab its neck and hold it gently straight up. Well, here came the goose and my son did exactly what I told him. Voila! Seized the day! His grin while holding the goose was worth a million dollars. I don't think he expected it to work so well. I made sure he knew to not grip the neck tightly, so the goose wasn't injured. When he let the goose go, it walked away, probably very confused as to what happened. Little people were supposed to run away.

    • @lilgooseyvert
      @lilgooseyvert 5 років тому +37

      that goose used to bully me when i was a kid but me and my gang of geese chased him to the same park that you were in

    • @sarasanchiz222
      @sarasanchiz222 5 років тому +2

      Why u don't show what for sure u kid did to the goose ? I saw many kids harassing goose the goose don't do nothing I will been record shame old people kids child's how spit to the goose how let dogs no leash go harassing poor geese I record how people beat a goose so will be my next video UA-cam so many people liar them are no innocent those people go first harassed wild life so stop say b.s.

    • @lilgooseyvert
      @lilgooseyvert 5 років тому +25

      @@sarasanchiz222 i don't think that's english but i agree people should stop harassing geese being a goose myself i almost got killed by a gang of kids

    • @sarasanchiz222
      @sarasanchiz222 5 років тому

      the gaming goose I'm no American you sounds like racism I least I tried right I'm no transalate I wonder how many idioms u speack lol

    • @lilgooseyvert
      @lilgooseyvert 5 років тому +9

      @@sarasanchiz222 when did i ever say that i'm american english isn't even my first language i just check what i type first

  • @AmericanWrathchild
    @AmericanWrathchild 4 роки тому +34

    Other things: Exist
    Geese : *I Choose Violence*

  • @niecys2003
    @niecys2003 8 років тому +125

    the guy giggling at 1:14 had me in tears

    • @chanela.7786
      @chanela.7786 8 років тому +14

      Niqua s same especially when that person fell😂

    • @MelikTheHedgehog
      @MelikTheHedgehog 7 років тому +2

      Niqua s ikr me and 3 of my cousins just died on the floor!😂😂😂😂

    • @cursed5.212
      @cursed5.212 6 років тому

      Niqua s

  • @natybabe9261
    @natybabe9261 7 років тому +214

    Victory battleroar 3:51 :D

  • @Bamboo180
    @Bamboo180 3 роки тому +66

    3:50 the goose like a champion😂

  • @toyotaguy2000
    @toyotaguy2000 8 років тому +138

    Their message is clear. "Do not mess with Canada"

    • @moistmist4766
      @moistmist4766 8 років тому +4

      Corey Gravelle but they are in America as well and are mean as hell

    • @skazim44
      @skazim44 8 років тому

      Corey Gravelle

    • @Abbymiller91992
      @Abbymiller91992 7 років тому

      Blu Random because they migrate ...

    • @moistmist4766
      @moistmist4766 7 років тому

      Makeup 4 Ever just saying they will assault you even for looking at them. If the try it on me I won't be scared to choke slam theses fuckers

    • @Komod0_arg.8.0
      @Komod0_arg.8.0 7 років тому +7

      Blu Random thats what they all say. But let me tell u they are not weak. The worst part is, you smack em and they just get more pissed off.

  • @matthewpalma9667
    @matthewpalma9667 7 років тому +450

    I once got chased by 7 geese. I ran like half a mile before turning around grabbing one by the neck and hitting another goose with a goose. They ran away from me after that

    • @haruna3089
      @haruna3089 6 років тому +75

      Matan Levy LOL IT WAD FUNNY. . BUT THEN I REALIZED YOUR NAME IS CHUCK NORRIS.

    • @lazybee1629
      @lazybee1629 6 років тому +16

      I doubt you can outrun the geese for a half mile...

    • @vecystim9102
      @vecystim9102 6 років тому +25

      lol chuck norris could outrun a cheeta in a tesla for half a mile
      i dont understand how he was even getting chased tho, those geese must be suicidal as hell

    • @lazybee1629
      @lazybee1629 6 років тому +1

      I stand corrected lol.

    • @boaz7028
      @boaz7028 6 років тому

      XDDDDD

  • @tanker-Sauce
    @tanker-Sauce 2 роки тому +28

    The guy attacking the goose with the newspaper is probably me

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 Рік тому +3

      You're laughing..Dude was facing the fight if his life...and youre laughing 😂

  • @aijee
    @aijee 5 років тому +83

    The laughs behind the camera is making it 10x’s funnier😂

    • @FinalBossWTMN
      @FinalBossWTMN Рік тому

      🤮 god no, the person behind the camera needs to STFU, ruins most videos

    • @jennyfurr
      @jennyfurr Рік тому

      The wheezing, too. 🤣

  • @chillfam3047
    @chillfam3047 8 років тому +277

    I was riding my bike by one of their nest trying to catch a magikarp and they started screaming at me

    • @你老婆-c5l
      @你老婆-c5l 8 років тому +57

      You mean to tell me you were catcalled by geese? Wow, geese are pricks.

    • @ijustcomment5531
      @ijustcomment5531 8 років тому +12

      ChillFam A Magikarp?? 😂😂😂

    • @Shirleyabellard
      @Shirleyabellard 8 років тому +18

      why a Magikarp they are usless

    • @Bismuth83X
      @Bismuth83X 7 років тому +28

      Not when they evolve!

    • @samplesimple0
      @samplesimple0 7 років тому +4

      Deandre Desombrage I can tell you are new to pokemon. Welcome, you probably joined yesterday...

  • @alpha3836
    @alpha3836 3 роки тому +24

    1:19 The audacity of this goose to attack Shaggy in broad daylight
    *_HES TOO POWERFUL_*

  • @lessacto
    @lessacto 7 місяців тому +3

    I find it hilarious that it's universal for whoever is witnessing the goose attack to not be able to contain their laughter. 😂

  • @RealDiaFr
    @RealDiaFr 3 роки тому +24

    2:40 How to traumatize a child 101.

  • @radanju3
    @radanju3 Рік тому +13

    3:48
    Kid: PLEEEEASE!!
    Goose: *_EEEEEEEEEEE_*

  • @Flyinginthebluedream
    @Flyinginthebluedream 5 років тому +24

    0:45 when the entire officemate laughing at their manager

  • @kavehaitham
    @kavehaitham 3 роки тому +10

    3:48 Little kid: PLEASE
    Goose: *Honks please*

  • @ianmccarthy1323
    @ianmccarthy1323 2 роки тому +23

    Geese are like natures biker gangs. They show up in large numbers, intimidate everyone, make a mess and alot of noise, then once theyve had their fun they take off in formation and go do it somewhere else...

  • @envy_2479
    @envy_2479 2 роки тому +25

    "Peace was never an option" - Goose

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten 11 місяців тому +6

    2:34 - 2:58 That girl learned a valuable lesson that day: never take advice from her daddy.

  • @Lymbe06
    @Lymbe06 4 роки тому +20

    3:35 and that kids is how bald spots are formed.

  • @Lapeno456
    @Lapeno456 8 років тому +425

    one of those jerks once did attack me from behind and made me drop my ice cream, they are worse than Hitler

    • @DJ-qz3vx
      @DJ-qz3vx 8 років тому +15

      Fat Dickenson OMG WORST THAN HITLER AND OSAMA COMBINED

    • @ayanokazuko5120
      @ayanokazuko5120 7 років тому +2

      Fat Dickenson FML after that.

    • @trickshotter9883
      @trickshotter9883 7 років тому +4

      Fat Dickenson shut up u dumb ass ur a jerk

    • @trickshotter9883
      @trickshotter9883 7 років тому +8

      U are very smart

    • @Renville80
      @Renville80 7 років тому

      Fat Dickenson Goodwin's Law.

  • @nikoreferelden9916
    @nikoreferelden9916 3 роки тому +12

    "Animals don't attack people to harm them. Only in self defense."
    Geese "Destroy all humans!"

  • @Shoto242
    @Shoto242 4 роки тому +7

    3:36 Goose: Brain. Hippy. Haircut. BRAAAINNS

  • @treese5648
    @treese5648 Рік тому +9

    3:40..dudes dad is brutal..no help whatsoever..only laughs..😂😂..great video comp

  • @bigshottm9302
    @bigshottm9302 2 роки тому +22

    I like to think that the goose at 1:15 genuinely knew that those people were mocking him and thats why he attacked

  • @devastator9412
    @devastator9412 7 місяців тому +3

    3:49 That victory screech had me dying 😂

  • @mardertrident5507
    @mardertrident5507 4 роки тому +20

    3:55 when a goose joins the US Navy Seals.

  • @LoVeLoVe-bi2rq
    @LoVeLoVe-bi2rq 5 років тому +665

    I know you're here because of Untitled Goose Game, don't lie to me.

  • @citingmoon99728_animation
    @citingmoon99728_animation 5 років тому +21

    3:59
    LOL those security-like Gooses were chasing a prisoner! 😂

  • @Travigameis
    @Travigameis 3 роки тому +9

    3:03 Goose literally never even touched him
    "HELP ME HE SCRATCHED ME AM I BLEEDING AM I BLEEDING AM I BLEEDING"

  • @andouille9950
    @andouille9950 Рік тому +4

    My man said "Help me!"😅😅😅😅😅

  • @_MaxHeadroom_
    @_MaxHeadroom_ Рік тому +19

    The one at 3:24 had me dying. Its pounding him 😂

  • @Stickmanzed
    @Stickmanzed 3 роки тому +15

    I'm canadian. In high school, we take a mandatory 6 week goose survival course. I'm certified in all 13 provinces and territories to defend the people of this country from our biggest and most ancient foe.

  • @mistythekittylover9436
    @mistythekittylover9436 6 років тому +48

    Birds in places
    Seagull: beach
    Pigeon: city
    Goose: park

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 5 років тому +7

      Yeah but pigeon and sea gulls try to be friendly and cute in hopes we share food. Geese don't see it that way.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 років тому +3

      @@majormana1 nah, seagulls are assholes. Bastards tried to steal my chicken tenders ;-;

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 3 роки тому

      Goose : suburbs

  • @blackice7408
    @blackice7408 5 років тому +15

    3:52 well that escalated quickly😆😆

  • @jakehackney1718
    @jakehackney1718 8 років тому +194

    If you ask me trumps building his wall on the wrong boarder.

    • @Komod0_arg.8.0
      @Komod0_arg.8.0 7 років тому

      Jake Hackney XD!!!!!!

    • @debshreebasu8137
      @debshreebasu8137 6 років тому +2

      Jake Hackney hahahahahah

    • @selinesbeau
      @selinesbeau 6 років тому +35

      I think you missed the part where they fly.

    • @hhds113
      @hhds113 6 років тому +1

      Sausage Man
      No, you crybabies can't deal with the fact we REAL Americans got a REAL American president and finally got rid of your dictator obama. Remember crybaby snowflake, remember who has guns and make up majority of the military. Us REAL American people who you say are "deplorable".

    • @twistytwister5490
      @twistytwister5490 6 років тому

      hhds113 the Moab took care of all 94 terrorists for a measly cost of $16,000,000. I wish my body cost that much to kill, and you can thank Republicans for making us pay that much to kill someone.

  • @tankmaster1018
    @tankmaster1018 6 років тому +99

    3:05 HELP me! Lmfao!!!

    • @jordanhnatiuk803
      @jordanhnatiuk803 6 років тому +1

      tankmaster1018 I'd scream the same

    • @jordanhnatiuk803
      @jordanhnatiuk803 6 років тому +1

      tankmaster1018 I heard owie😆😆

    • @patrichewill5403
      @patrichewill5403 6 років тому +4

      He was scared shitless😂😂😂

    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 6 років тому

      The SiFi network should do a movie and call it Goose-Nado lol
      Geese-Nado

  • @SomeGuy-hd4cn
    @SomeGuy-hd4cn 4 місяці тому +1

    All the laughter throughout just proves Canadians are polite but secretly mean and vindictive.
    Somewhere on youtube is an exchange student referring to them as Cobra Chickens. My family has called them such ever since.

  • @linajurgensen4698
    @linajurgensen4698 4 роки тому +19

    2:45 I can’t breeeath😂😂

  • @joshyookphotography
    @joshyookphotography 5 років тому +36

    The Untitled Goose Game has some crazy graphics!

  • @jaygore4248
    @jaygore4248 3 роки тому +2

    I found their weakness...an umbrella.

  • @logangassman2341
    @logangassman2341 Рік тому +11

    3:24, that kid owes that goose money.

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 6 років тому +45

    That's what I call real geese attacks!

  • @patman_for_sure
    @patman_for_sure 5 років тому +69

    0:45
    Goose: "Oh, you're approaching me?"
    Dude: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."
    Fit too perfectly, right? 😂
    Tell me that I'm not the only one that saw this.

  • @hopependleton5867
    @hopependleton5867 8 місяців тому +3

    Daddy Help Me!! Daddy just laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrsHyde92
    @MrsHyde92 6 років тому +220

    When I was a child I lived in a village and they used to chase me... 😂 Never got bitten by one tho... And yes, for all of you who didn't know it, you do have to grab their neck so they don't bite you! Great video!

    • @jonanderson1736
      @jonanderson1736 6 років тому +1

      MrsHyde92 wow

    • @DARQAURA
      @DARQAURA 6 років тому +3

      thats so cool i wish these gooses were in my hometown too

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 6 років тому +3

      World need some goose defence lessons. Or we are doomed otherwise.

    • @simonrobins7168
      @simonrobins7168 6 років тому +3

      Oh grab their neck, thanks for the tip Captain Obvious

    • @IncrediibleHauck
      @IncrediibleHauck 6 років тому

      MrsHyde92 get rammed by a mountain goat in BC it’s fun 😂

  • @sweetsmoker
    @sweetsmoker 2 місяці тому

    That little "oh God" when the goose grabs one of the running guys its just 😂😅😂❤

  • @Bismuth83X
    @Bismuth83X 7 років тому +9

    Talk about a WILD GOOSE CHASE!

  • @ashleynicole147
    @ashleynicole147 8 років тому +109

    The one thats most funny to me is the goose thats on top of the little boy touching his hair

    • @stephanieclifton2607
      @stephanieclifton2607 8 років тому +43

      what i think makes it funny tho is when boy says quit the qoose stops and lets out a yell lol

    • @thebatman4484
      @thebatman4484 7 років тому +16

      Stephanie Clifton
      Goose's victory screech

    • @bryceh59
      @bryceh59 7 років тому +15

      ashley nicole It was actually f***ing him. That's how some geese mate.

    • @taracrawford927
      @taracrawford927 6 років тому +2

      More like eating his hair

    • @Soul_Mxrksmen
      @Soul_Mxrksmen 6 років тому

      It's not funny

  • @matthewtop
    @matthewtop 2 місяці тому +3

    3:49 victory honk 😂

  • @GEMerc-su4cc
    @GEMerc-su4cc 2 роки тому +9

    For those who believe the stereotype that all Canadians are friendly, let this be a reminder to all that these guys are the exception

  • @nickyhaugh2390
    @nickyhaugh2390 Рік тому +3

    The last two ones are perhaps among the funniest ones yet.

  • @trip__toworld_after_retire2_y
    @trip__toworld_after_retire2_y Рік тому +3

    I'm so bad . I intentionally searched " people getting chased by goose " to have a good laugh.

  • @donbeck8835
    @donbeck8835 5 років тому +4

    “AUUUUUUUUUUUAuuuuAAAAA...hey, it actually feels kind of good” 😂

  • @jimmy22334
    @jimmy22334 6 років тому +8

    Lmao I love how nobody is actually scared of them they just laugh with it😂

  • @sniper887
    @sniper887 3 роки тому +1

    Humans:exist…Geese: and I took that personally