Now I know why Canadians are so friendly. They have been educated by their geese never to trespass, always apologize and back up from early childhood on.
That's the sound geese make after they've mated, or attempted to mate. After the screech it's confirmed that the poor boy wasn't being attacked, but being mounted.
I got family in Thailand that actually do that. When someone hops over the wall, the geese wake up and immediately start raising hell, and everyone knows someone is trying to break in.
The full dialog 4:00 (I am Russian)))0 ): - Hey! Come to me! * Goose attacks * - Go to the forest! (It's like "go to he'll"). Fuuuuck! ("Blyaaaat!)" Go to hell! I fucked this! Fuuuuck! ("Blyaaaat!") The rest I didn't hear, cuz it's too far.
If you want to really scare a goose you have to act like you didn't notice it at all until it starts hissing. Then, instead of flinching or backing away, you just stop dead in your tracks and stare at it. Most geese will immediately be like "oh... shit" and back away a little bit, but a really feisty one will hiss louder and start flapping. Then you start slowly inching towards it like you're getting ready to strike, and usually a light bulb seems to go off in its brain so that it thinks: "uhhh... maybe this wasn't such a good idea" and it starts turning tail and backing away. Proper body language scares the shit out of them--literally sometimes. Deep down, a goose realizes that you're 20 times heavier and could easily snap its twiggy neck. It just hopes you'll forget this, and get intimidated. Nope. Fuck you, goose.
One thing that works is spread your arms out wide and hiss at them if they hiss at you. This shows you're bigger than them. We have Canadian geese by my apartment and there is a rather aggressive one who hisses at you. He never bothers us anymore because he now knows we're bigger than him
What makes it more hilarious is the goose was trying to f*ck like the kid was a girl goose 😂 The hair pulling is something the drakes will do while mating, the females will often have missing feathers on the back of their neck in mating season because of it.
lol that dude is in what appears to be a pond about 200-300 feet from shore, max, assuming theres no shore behind him that's closer. If theres no gators in that pond, and he cant survive then that dude shouldn't be kayaking. y'all are dramatic.
In medieval times they would put the geese outside the castle gates at night. If there were enemies trying to ambush or robbers trying to sneak in the quacking would alert the guards and the geese would give the intruders a rude and painful welcome. There is actually a manuscript from the 15th century describing the process of "preparing the castle for night". It includes instructions on bringing in the livestock, bringing in any tools or wagons, etc. It's last sentence is "at the first of the dark, put the geese outside the walls".
SO thats why the whites came to America, because they had to deal with geese every time they arrived to new feudal castle just to get some leather work done or buy some bread.
Bears, wolves, and leopards: “We must avoid the humans unless absolutely necessary, for they are dangerous creatures with horrible thunder-sticks.” Geese: “I WILL FIGHT YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE!”
They are extremely territorial, i was walking around a park and I had one follow me, I didn't run but the damn thing kept hissing at me and flapping it's wings. They'll leave you alone if you return the aggression, hiss back and flap your arms, it's a display of who's bigger, course I did walk a few yards before I realized this, the bastard followed me to my car.
TwistAbyss SugarfreeBanana one almost attacked an older woman and I had to help her. poor woman was just going to her car and in the back of her car when a Canada goose comes up to her, now the goose was the asshole obviously haha. she was in a parking lot and the poor woman didn't do anything wrong. these fuckers need to fuck off sometimes.
I walk by geese everyday and have never had a problem with them. Usually they will politely step out of my way and I will do the same for them when our paths occasionally cross.
I love how passive aggressive geese are. From grazing grass to stacking bodies to gazing grass, without missing a beat. I think I’ve found my spiritual animal. 🤣
When my son and was 5, we'd go to the park and feed the ducks. Occasionally a goose or three would come to investigate. The geese were just about as tall as him. One day an aggressive male decided to get rough and chased him. I told him how to deal with it. I said it wasn't smart and would come straight at him. I told him to stay ready and when the goose got in range, just step to the side and quickly grab its neck and hold it gently straight up. Well, here came the goose and my son did exactly what I told him. Voila! Seized the day! His grin while holding the goose was worth a million dollars. I don't think he expected it to work so well. I made sure he knew to not grip the neck tightly, so the goose wasn't injured. When he let the goose go, it walked away, probably very confused as to what happened. Little people were supposed to run away.
Why u don't show what for sure u kid did to the goose ? I saw many kids harassing goose the goose don't do nothing I will been record shame old people kids child's how spit to the goose how let dogs no leash go harassing poor geese I record how people beat a goose so will be my next video UA-cam so many people liar them are no innocent those people go first harassed wild life so stop say b.s.
@@sarasanchiz222 i don't think that's english but i agree people should stop harassing geese being a goose myself i almost got killed by a gang of kids
I once got chased by 7 geese. I ran like half a mile before turning around grabbing one by the neck and hitting another goose with a goose. They ran away from me after that
lol chuck norris could outrun a cheeta in a tesla for half a mile i dont understand how he was even getting chased tho, those geese must be suicidal as hell
Geese are like natures biker gangs. They show up in large numbers, intimidate everyone, make a mess and alot of noise, then once theyve had their fun they take off in formation and go do it somewhere else...
I'm canadian. In high school, we take a mandatory 6 week goose survival course. I'm certified in all 13 provinces and territories to defend the people of this country from our biggest and most ancient foe.
Sausage Man No, you crybabies can't deal with the fact we REAL Americans got a REAL American president and finally got rid of your dictator obama. Remember crybaby snowflake, remember who has guns and make up majority of the military. Us REAL American people who you say are "deplorable".
hhds113 the Moab took care of all 94 terrorists for a measly cost of $16,000,000. I wish my body cost that much to kill, and you can thank Republicans for making us pay that much to kill someone.
All the laughter throughout just proves Canadians are polite but secretly mean and vindictive. Somewhere on youtube is an exchange student referring to them as Cobra Chickens. My family has called them such ever since.
0:45 Goose: "Oh, you're approaching me?" Dude: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer." Fit too perfectly, right? 😂 Tell me that I'm not the only one that saw this.
When I was a child I lived in a village and they used to chase me... 😂 Never got bitten by one tho... And yes, for all of you who didn't know it, you do have to grab their neck so they don't bite you! Great video!
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Hilarious wild goose chasing
Please dont cover the last few seconds of a video with another suggestion!! your videos are hilarious, and we wont to see every second of them!!
Someone on my job reminds me of this goofy goose. She’s looks and acts the same.
Goose thy name is Dorothy
01:30 by the neck or by the pushy?
I recollect having heard one orangehead say that he grabs them by the pussy.
I finally understand the duck duck goose game now
Oh my ugucking fgod-
HOLY CRAP WE'VE BROKEN THE CODE
🤣
Joshua Rolle
omgosh i get it now
Breh
Don't mess with me bois
*ATTACK!!!!*
Breh.
I hate you
If I give you food will you be friend
Run!!!!
Can’t believe they made an entire game about this
@@veqium both :v
No, they turned the game into a real thing
same
And people FUCKING LOVE IT!
I can and its beautiful
3:51 The honk of absolute dominance over the boy captivates me no matter how many times I replay it
HJÖNK
IKR. It was like the T-Rex from JP.
That's an African goose. Domesticated.
Filmer is a creep for not rescuing the kid.
@@oaflet
Oh puhleese 🙄🙄
Certified goosezilla moment
Now I know why Canadians are so friendly. They have been educated by their geese never to trespass, always apologize and back up from early childhood on.
Yuup
They need to be exterminated
As a Canadian, I can confirm
There is no Canadian, the land owned by geese.
You mean all of their anger manifested into these creatures
3:51 The screech of VICTORY!
😁
He out there to steal yo girl.
Lmaooo
its not a screech of victory its a war cry for more people to scare and destroy
That's the sound geese make after they've mated, or attempted to mate. After the screech it's confirmed that the poor boy wasn't being attacked, but being mounted.
Geese be scary as hell.
I feel so lucky and special for being able to get close to geese and take photos of their entire families with getting attacked. LOL
People are pussys
Michael McHugh I respect you
Butters The Bean then you didnt met a swan.
Pardon?
Screw dogs, this is the pet to stop a burglar.
😂😂😂
If there was a way to get them to do that.
Back in the day my parents (or was it grandparents?) actually did have guard geese. Those bois bite like a motherfucker.
Lovable Psychopaths Bold of you to assume a goose can be tamed.
I got family in Thailand that actually do that. When someone hops over the wall, the geese wake up and immediately start raising hell, and everyone knows someone is trying to break in.
3:52 - 3:59 has me crying! the boat rocking back and forth and him just screaming "OH SHIT" omghahddafid
Had me laughing for ages, it's like a horror film dragging him down to the depths 😅
That goose now owns that boy.
Traiken Tercept yup that goose own somebody XD
yer i think that goose was trying to force mate with that boy i also think it was a male GAY GOOSE ALERT
Traiken Tercept and kids?
D marie ahahahhahahaha that one made my day mate thank you
DW bro aww crap wrong comment but ok XD I meant on a comment saying goose only attack evil people
3:24 I'M CRYING
*it actually feels kinda good*
When the goose starts honk-screaming in triumph/mimicking the kid! XD
XD
That video goes straight to family archive to haunt this kid for entire life.
Me irl
In the end the goose let out a cry of victory to assert his dominance over the human boy
4:06 "blyaaat" loool 😂
It's the victory screech!
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
The full dialog 4:00 (I am Russian)))0 ):
- Hey! Come to me!
* Goose attacks *
- Go to the forest! (It's like "go to he'll"). Fuuuuck! ("Blyaaaat!)" Go to hell! I fucked this! Fuuuuck! ("Blyaaaat!")
The rest I didn't hear, cuz it's too far.
BikIny Fish thanks
@@troastkoop LOL, thank you very much for the translation 😀
If you want to really scare a goose you have to act like you didn't notice it at all until it starts hissing. Then, instead of flinching or backing away, you just stop dead in your tracks and stare at it. Most geese will immediately be like "oh... shit" and back away a little bit, but a really feisty one will hiss louder and start flapping. Then you start slowly inching towards it like you're getting ready to strike, and usually a light bulb seems to go off in its brain so that it thinks: "uhhh... maybe this wasn't such a good idea" and it starts turning tail and backing away. Proper body language scares the shit out of them--literally sometimes. Deep down, a goose realizes that you're 20 times heavier and could easily snap its twiggy neck. It just hopes you'll forget this, and get intimidated. Nope. Fuck you, goose.
those mind tricks don't work on me
the gaming goose I’ll call a bunch of baby ducks
the gaming goose if u know what I mean
Stopped a potential goose attack today with a stare off. It’s what brought me to this video, lol.
One thing that works is spread your arms out wide and hiss at them if they hiss at you. This shows you're bigger than them. We have Canadian geese by my apartment and there is a rather aggressive one who hisses at you. He never bothers us anymore because he now knows we're bigger than him
Your child is being eaten by a goose. Do you:
1) Help him
2) Take a video
Better get another kid.
Once these beasts get you, you're done for. Don't risk it.
What makes it more hilarious is the goose was trying to f*ck like the kid was a girl goose 😂
The hair pulling is something the drakes will do while mating, the females will often have missing feathers on the back of their neck in mating season because of it.
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2
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I like the way most of them fall as if they were horror film protagonists.
They are bunch of retarded subhumans, their number is increasing year by year
💀
The dude who fell out of his boat 😂😂😂
Gean Garcia he can be dead
lol that dude is in what appears to be a pond about 200-300 feet from shore, max, assuming theres no shore behind him that's closer. If theres no gators in that pond, and he cant survive then that dude shouldn't be kayaking. y'all are dramatic.
3:04 "help me"
One second later he's a tough guy
did you see his back though
I'm pretty sure that was actually the goose that was the tough guy, all homeboy said was "help me" lol
Whatever Don't Matter Loool😂😂😭😭
"Am I bleeding?" 😢
@@hackhenk
"You're not cut."
_"Am I bleeding?"_
"No."
_"Is my back bleeding?"_
"No, it's not bleeding."
Imagine looking over a lake and seeing a little girl screaming “daddy HEEEEELLLlllpppp” while being chased by an angry goose
@@kristanicolew but she didn’t and it was funny
In medieval times they would put the geese outside the castle gates at night. If there were enemies trying to ambush or robbers trying to sneak in the quacking would alert the guards and the geese would give the intruders a rude and painful welcome. There is actually a manuscript from the 15th century describing the process of "preparing the castle for night". It includes instructions on bringing in the livestock, bringing in any tools or wagons, etc. It's last sentence is "at the first of the dark, put the geese outside the walls".
SO thats why the whites came to America, because they had to deal with geese every time they arrived to new feudal castle just to get some leather work done or buy some bread.
Holly Rockwell I am shook
Wow I actually did not know that thanks
China uses them in police stations and they were used in West Germany to protect U.S. bases
the good old days
"Grab em' by the neck, Sydney" best parenting 2018
She technically did for a short time.
I actually wanted to see that
That would had been interesting
It amazes me people like them are supposed to be smart. But are totally ignorant people don't realize the damage these hi can do even kill.
Lol.
Bears, wolves, and leopards: “We must avoid the humans unless absolutely necessary, for they are dangerous creatures with horrible thunder-sticks.”
Geese: “I WILL FIGHT YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE!”
Accurate
LMAO
It almost feels like that Geese knows when someone is afraid.
They only chase those who are avoiding or running away from them.
And people say feathered dinosaurs aren't scary...
Angela Lee haha lol
Chamops Chap have you ever seen a cassowary? Those things are all feathered dinosaur, and are terrifying! O_o
This is the best comment I've ever read.
(On a goose video)
I've seen feathered reconstructions of Velociraptor that look a lot like a goose, and holy crap they are terrifying.
You mean just normal dinosaurs
3:04 "HELP ME" screaming in terror then a few seconds later tries to act tough
Usagi Tsukino This was the funniest part of the video I literally cried like a bitch. 😂💀
I laughed SO hard😂😂😂
I was DYING from that vidlolol
Men are not what they used to be.
3:03 "HELP ME!" I've never laughed so hard.
Lmao dude was genuinely scared as a mf. The worst part is "am i bleeding? (x3)"
@@emiliomarbanjr He is a pathetic subhuman and a disgust to humanity
@@TheMrExemplar 💀💀
03:24 Goose attempts to eat a human being
@@DJPixel2017
“HJÖNK”
Everybody gangsta till the goose start flyin
The goose who was attacking the boy laying down was hilarious. It was even mocking him when he yelled for his sis
No he was trying to have a child with that kid 💀
@@justSawyer338
Yep, that's true. And after he was finished and VERY satisfied, Uncle Waldo gave a boisterous victory cry!! 😂😂
3:53 I’m still laughing, like it was so calm so you know it caught him really off guard 😂😂
They are extremely territorial, i was walking around a park and I had one follow me, I didn't run but the damn thing kept hissing at me and flapping it's wings. They'll leave you alone if you return the aggression, hiss back and flap your arms, it's a display of who's bigger, course I did walk a few yards before I realized this, the bastard followed me to my car.
TwistAbyss SugarfreeBanana one almost attacked an older woman and I had to help her. poor woman was just going to her car and in the back of her car when a Canada goose comes up to her, now the goose was the asshole obviously haha. she was in a parking lot and the poor woman didn't do anything wrong. these fuckers need to fuck off sometimes.
TwistAbyss SugarfreeBanana they tend to leave me alone I guess they don't want to mess with a six foot giant
Geese Howard aint afraid of no one
Kick the fucker
TwistAbyss SugarfreeBanana lol
3:54 The kayaking one had me in tears XD
3:50 when it screams after attacking the kid 💀
I lost it 😂
War cry
LMAO
It was tryna mate xD
3:28-3:37 "Dad, your laugh is horrible"
Are you kidding me? That was the most epic laugh ever!
Red John that's a smokers laugh if I ever heard one lol
He smokes 2 packs a day maybe..my old man laughs like that too
Hate to say this, but the goose is literally having sex with that kid.
3:50 shows dominance
that was realy fun
Sounded like it was imitating the kids "pleaaase" scream.
Lol
0:46 “why were you late to work?”
“You won’t believe me”
In the next Far Cry game, Ubisoft needs to bring in hostile Geese that attack you randomly.
Słowiański Wojownik
They have turkeys from hell
You mean like the eagles from 4
YES
Randomly? Every one of these feathered shits will chase you down. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
The badgers 🦡 were awful. I think it was far cry 4?
The Russian guy had me rolling lmao "BLYAAAAT!"
yeah a big tough burly man like that running around hahaha
Also, those looked more like ducks to me
In every language you can assume there is a phrase for “god thats hilarious” and also maybe “film his blunder” I suspect highly😅
The dude that laughed when his daughter said "Daddy help" and started crying while he continued laughing.... is probably father of the year. haha
No, that makes him a horrible father.
@@ashtelemgainor
Depends whether she harassed the goose against parental advice.
@@ashtelemgainor Oh boo-hoo 🙄🙄
@@oafletI don't think the kiddo did anything to the goose, the goose just felt threatened by seeing a little girl.
@@oaflet He kept yelling at her to get closer to them... Didn't you watch the video?
I walk by geese everyday and have never had a problem with them. Usually they will politely step out of my way and I will do the same for them when our paths occasionally cross.
is your name evan lopez?
As a matter of fact I am in Canada. Do you think that could be the reason?
Are they male geese?
They usually dont bother me unless they have their babies, my sister likes to get close to them to see if they'll chase her lol
the goose whisperer
Lmao after that goose made that kid his bitch he did a victory screech
He sho 'nuff did.
add a T-rex sound there
lmao
You do know that he tried to mate with him, right?
I know right? That’s what I said.
I mean he did say it felt good so... consent?
For anyone wondering, at 3:30 the goose isn't so much attacking the kid as trying to make goose-human babies 😂
Here's to the brave folks that have survived a goose attack.
Sammy Wildfire happened to me today as I walking from class. Pretty sure someone saw me 😂
Oh man, they're savage little buggers
Goose :)
you won't be one of them you will be my meal
Geese are the true definition of whatchu doing on my block homie
3:49... The hunter claims victory over his prey...
I love how passive aggressive geese are. From grazing grass to stacking bodies to gazing grass, without missing a beat. I think I’ve found my spiritual animal. 🤣
When my son and was 5, we'd go to the park and feed the ducks. Occasionally a goose or three would come to investigate. The geese were just about as tall as him. One day an aggressive male decided to get rough and chased him. I told him how to deal with it. I said it wasn't smart and would come straight at him. I told him to stay ready and when the goose got in range, just step to the side and quickly grab its neck and hold it gently straight up. Well, here came the goose and my son did exactly what I told him. Voila! Seized the day! His grin while holding the goose was worth a million dollars. I don't think he expected it to work so well. I made sure he knew to not grip the neck tightly, so the goose wasn't injured. When he let the goose go, it walked away, probably very confused as to what happened. Little people were supposed to run away.
that goose used to bully me when i was a kid but me and my gang of geese chased him to the same park that you were in
Why u don't show what for sure u kid did to the goose ? I saw many kids harassing goose the goose don't do nothing I will been record shame old people kids child's how spit to the goose how let dogs no leash go harassing poor geese I record how people beat a goose so will be my next video UA-cam so many people liar them are no innocent those people go first harassed wild life so stop say b.s.
@@sarasanchiz222 i don't think that's english but i agree people should stop harassing geese being a goose myself i almost got killed by a gang of kids
the gaming goose I'm no American you sounds like racism I least I tried right I'm no transalate I wonder how many idioms u speack lol
@@sarasanchiz222 when did i ever say that i'm american english isn't even my first language i just check what i type first
Other things: Exist
Geese : *I Choose Violence*
the guy giggling at 1:14 had me in tears
Niqua s same especially when that person fell😂
Niqua s ikr me and 3 of my cousins just died on the floor!😂😂😂😂
Niqua s
Victory battleroar 3:51 :D
Actually, that's what geese sound like after sex.
@@B1gHagar oh shit
Erm... :-:
Dominated
King Kong fights T-Rex, colorized
3:50 the goose like a champion😂
Lmao
Their message is clear. "Do not mess with Canada"
Corey Gravelle but they are in America as well and are mean as hell
Corey Gravelle
Blu Random because they migrate ...
Makeup 4 Ever just saying they will assault you even for looking at them. If the try it on me I won't be scared to choke slam theses fuckers
Blu Random thats what they all say. But let me tell u they are not weak. The worst part is, you smack em and they just get more pissed off.
I once got chased by 7 geese. I ran like half a mile before turning around grabbing one by the neck and hitting another goose with a goose. They ran away from me after that
Matan Levy LOL IT WAD FUNNY. . BUT THEN I REALIZED YOUR NAME IS CHUCK NORRIS.
I doubt you can outrun the geese for a half mile...
lol chuck norris could outrun a cheeta in a tesla for half a mile
i dont understand how he was even getting chased tho, those geese must be suicidal as hell
I stand corrected lol.
XDDDDD
The guy attacking the goose with the newspaper is probably me
You're laughing..Dude was facing the fight if his life...and youre laughing 😂
The laughs behind the camera is making it 10x’s funnier😂
🤮 god no, the person behind the camera needs to STFU, ruins most videos
The wheezing, too. 🤣
I was riding my bike by one of their nest trying to catch a magikarp and they started screaming at me
You mean to tell me you were catcalled by geese? Wow, geese are pricks.
ChillFam A Magikarp?? 😂😂😂
why a Magikarp they are usless
Not when they evolve!
Deandre Desombrage I can tell you are new to pokemon. Welcome, you probably joined yesterday...
1:19 The audacity of this goose to attack Shaggy in broad daylight
*_HES TOO POWERFUL_*
I find it hilarious that it's universal for whoever is witnessing the goose attack to not be able to contain their laughter. 😂
2:40 How to traumatize a child 101.
3:48
Kid: PLEEEEASE!!
Goose: *_EEEEEEEEEEE_*
0:45 when the entire officemate laughing at their manager
3:48 Little kid: PLEASE
Goose: *Honks please*
Geese are like natures biker gangs. They show up in large numbers, intimidate everyone, make a mess and alot of noise, then once theyve had their fun they take off in formation and go do it somewhere else...
"Peace was never an option" - Goose
2:34 - 2:58 That girl learned a valuable lesson that day: never take advice from her daddy.
3:35 and that kids is how bald spots are formed.
one of those jerks once did attack me from behind and made me drop my ice cream, they are worse than Hitler
Fat Dickenson OMG WORST THAN HITLER AND OSAMA COMBINED
Fat Dickenson FML after that.
Fat Dickenson shut up u dumb ass ur a jerk
U are very smart
Fat Dickenson Goodwin's Law.
"Animals don't attack people to harm them. Only in self defense."
Geese "Destroy all humans!"
3:36 Goose: Brain. Hippy. Haircut. BRAAAINNS
3:40..dudes dad is brutal..no help whatsoever..only laughs..😂😂..great video comp
I like to think that the goose at 1:15 genuinely knew that those people were mocking him and thats why he attacked
3:49 That victory screech had me dying 😂
3:55 when a goose joins the US Navy Seals.
I know you're here because of Untitled Goose Game, don't lie to me.
Don’t expose me like this
Yes
Why else?
Yup
Yep.
3:59
LOL those security-like Gooses were chasing a prisoner! 😂
BLLLLLLLLLLLLYAT
3:03 Goose literally never even touched him
"HELP ME HE SCRATCHED ME AM I BLEEDING AM I BLEEDING AM I BLEEDING"
My man said "Help me!"😅😅😅😅😅
The one at 3:24 had me dying. Its pounding him 😂
I'm canadian. In high school, we take a mandatory 6 week goose survival course. I'm certified in all 13 provinces and territories to defend the people of this country from our biggest and most ancient foe.
Try the great Australian emu war of 1933!
Birds in places
Seagull: beach
Pigeon: city
Goose: park
Yeah but pigeon and sea gulls try to be friendly and cute in hopes we share food. Geese don't see it that way.
@@majormana1 nah, seagulls are assholes. Bastards tried to steal my chicken tenders ;-;
Goose : suburbs
3:52 well that escalated quickly😆😆
If you ask me trumps building his wall on the wrong boarder.
Jake Hackney XD!!!!!!
Jake Hackney hahahahahah
I think you missed the part where they fly.
Sausage Man
No, you crybabies can't deal with the fact we REAL Americans got a REAL American president and finally got rid of your dictator obama. Remember crybaby snowflake, remember who has guns and make up majority of the military. Us REAL American people who you say are "deplorable".
hhds113 the Moab took care of all 94 terrorists for a measly cost of $16,000,000. I wish my body cost that much to kill, and you can thank Republicans for making us pay that much to kill someone.
3:05 HELP me! Lmfao!!!
tankmaster1018 I'd scream the same
tankmaster1018 I heard owie😆😆
He was scared shitless😂😂😂
The SiFi network should do a movie and call it Goose-Nado lol
Geese-Nado
All the laughter throughout just proves Canadians are polite but secretly mean and vindictive.
Somewhere on youtube is an exchange student referring to them as Cobra Chickens. My family has called them such ever since.
2:45 I can’t breeeath😂😂
The Untitled Goose Game has some crazy graphics!
I found their weakness...an umbrella.
3:24, that kid owes that goose money.
That's what I call real geese attacks!
0:45
Goose: "Oh, you're approaching me?"
Dude: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."
Fit too perfectly, right? 😂
Tell me that I'm not the only one that saw this.
@Earthbound Aesthetics 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol JoJos bizarre adventure Reference 🤣🤣
@@yuhauuhaesteemedbreath2071 yep 😂😂
Daddy Help Me!! Daddy just laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was a child I lived in a village and they used to chase me... 😂 Never got bitten by one tho... And yes, for all of you who didn't know it, you do have to grab their neck so they don't bite you! Great video!
MrsHyde92 wow
thats so cool i wish these gooses were in my hometown too
World need some goose defence lessons. Or we are doomed otherwise.
Oh grab their neck, thanks for the tip Captain Obvious
MrsHyde92 get rammed by a mountain goat in BC it’s fun 😂
That little "oh God" when the goose grabs one of the running guys its just 😂😅😂❤
Talk about a WILD GOOSE CHASE!
The one thats most funny to me is the goose thats on top of the little boy touching his hair
what i think makes it funny tho is when boy says quit the qoose stops and lets out a yell lol
Stephanie Clifton
Goose's victory screech
ashley nicole It was actually f***ing him. That's how some geese mate.
More like eating his hair
It's not funny
3:49 victory honk 😂
For those who believe the stereotype that all Canadians are friendly, let this be a reminder to all that these guys are the exception
The last two ones are perhaps among the funniest ones yet.
I'm so bad . I intentionally searched " people getting chased by goose " to have a good laugh.
“AUUUUUUUUUUUAuuuuAAAAA...hey, it actually feels kind of good” 😂
Lmao I love how nobody is actually scared of them they just laugh with it😂
Humans:exist…Geese: and I took that personally