@@gingerpeachy3044 how is this not his video? he made the compilation right? that's like saying uploading a tennis match isn't original content because the people playing didn't invent tennis.
Repent to Jesus Christ!! “Yet you, Lord, are our Father. We are the clay, you are the potter; we are all the work of your hand.” Isaiah 64:8 NIV J
Not only they were cops, but Cole, like many of the guys at the time, was recently a soldier in WWII. Also cause Rockstar. Possible spoilers below: And he sure did experience worse things being deployed. Sick burns and all that in Pacific.
6:35 Phelps: "Very expensive watch favored by flyboys. I always wanted one as a kid." Biggs: "That's funny. As a kid all I wanted was some food on the table." Biggs is truly the most wholesome character.
What's crazy, is I can relate to both statements. Lol, Rolexes were a goal as well as having enough food in the house. Didn't get a Rolex until later, but I didn't buy it. My grandfather found it somewhere and it didn't work for long. Lol
@@TheCreatorNFE well it goes to show the advancement of time and the culture of both personalities, as Biggs was born and lived through roughly the era of red dead redemption 1 the 1900's, and then suffered through World War 1 and held it down in LA for 2, while Phelps had everything handed to him in SF in the roaring 20's and joined the military purely for the glory and to make a name for himself and the only thing he could think of was the big name ticket items while Biggs just wanted to survive, as a Wrist Watch was a rarity and a specality item back then, and even seen as Feminine rather than masculine until Babe Ruth Wore them and made them famous as most people had pocket watches that they manually wound every time they woke up and most watches of the era were manual as well too, hell rolex was one fo the first to make automatic self winding waterproof cased watches and they were working watches, you bought them once and you were set for life provided you dont leave it on the train tracks like the one you got probably lol and that watch in particular is not just a normal tell time and your done watch, its a chronograph, which could be used to messure distance and fuel consumption to help with the caculations to keep a plane in the air hence the flyboys comment thing, as remember their was no caculators, everything was done manually back then, and they even used Rolex chronographs for the great escape to time the guards and how long they were on their rounds and it could show Phelps love of what he viewed military glory to be, while briggs knows their is none, you do a job, get it done, and go home. hence why well he doesnt have many friends in the department, while phelps through his desire for glory and redemption brought everyone up with him did, either by accident, fortitude, or glory seeking such as the guy on the vice desk who wanted to corrupt him and use him as his tool for whatever he deemed fit only to find he was so set in his ways that the last thing you wanted was him around, hence how he got put their with briggs in the first place.
@@kavinskysmith4094 Well, that's news to me. Learn something new everyday. Admittedly, I didn't know enough about that era. My grandfather was around during some of that, as he was born in 1925. I just never bothered to ask him anything as a kid. Whatever he told me about, I listened to, but never asked any other questions. However, I doubt he even knew half of what you told me, especially the WW1 stuff. 😅
@@ryanpulliam8987 Something I loved doing was since it's his car we're driving around mostly on the Vice desk, was to just beat the ever living shit out of it as we go, so it's a smoking wreck by the time we get back to the station. It felt like the right thing to do.
Repent to Jesus Christ!! “Yet you, Lord, are our Father. We are the clay, you are the potter; we are all the work of your hand.” Isaiah 64:8 NIV D
@@piggsy20 dude is working 7 to 18 carrying heavy as crap soaking mattresses at minimum wage and then some smart ass cop comes asking about some clown Who May or May not frequent the washers, theres definately a reason For his outburst 😂😂
The Marx Brothers, Jack Benny, Abbott & Costello, Bob Hope, W.C. Fields, Laurel & Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, The Three Stooges. Just some of the comedy masters active at the time.
It really makes him relatable imo. He's still an absolute fucking asshole, but the fact that the dirtiest, most corrupt cop in the game, someone who could arguably be considered the main antagonist, can laugh at some shitty joke like that is fucking adorable.
@@deadseven3474 Its great at making him seem human. Yes he is a fucking racist,misognistic asshole but he is still human and he does not exist nor make it his mission to be a total fucking asshole. He can enjoy a joke and share it with someone because he aint a demon. HE is still human at the end of the day despite all his shittiness.
God, it's a shame Brendan Mcnamara and R* had bad blood working on this game. Whether or not it's true that he is difficult to work with, he is sure GOOD at writing. He really could replace Dan Houser's empty space rn.
Brendan is a fucking asshole, unfortunately, and his hellish working conditions were what made the game have really great story/dialogue but not great body animations, open world or gameplay. I think it's R* best written game but RDR2 is very close, so I'd rather we get a good game with good working conditions for the devs.
5:36 Holy shit, that's Kurt Fuller, the guy who played Woody on Psych. The voice, the lines, the mannerisms, I could tell it was him from a mile away. Character even kinda looks like him. Shit, now I HAVE to play LA Noire.
Yeah, the developers did it really well. That 3D model looks so realistic that when I played that part of the game I almost wanted to pop into the screen and ask Phelps if he wanted to roll a fatty 😂
@@pine1780 yeah trust the corporations that get paid to pick and choose what is “top shelf” lmao. We been good since the ancient Chinese were smoking dope for broken bones and shit, stuff like your branded overhyped “OG super blueberry lemon pine hairy haze” crap don’t compare to pure wild landrace cannabis. It just got easier to grow much better weed with technology and research
Stefan was my favorite, he was lazy but he seemed to be the only partner Cole had that actually liked him and even managed to get friendly with him. Roy was funnier but also a complete dick who I despised
Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I’d have a video that would get 100,000 views. Thank you all!
its a good video
@@gingerpeachy3044 how is this not his video? he made the compilation right? that's like saying uploading a tennis match isn't original content because the people playing didn't invent tennis.
how about 256k 😁
200.00 now my dude its a good video ;3
algorithm praise be, how did I miss these zingers in the original game? Thanks for putting this together :')
Two things I realized here.
1. The random citizens of L.A. in this game are way funnier than I thought.
2. Dear God inflation is ridiculous.
@@spartanq7781 No you don't.
@@spartanq7781 Middle class wages have stagnated since the late 1970s
@@spartanq7781 That's the theory at least
@@spartanq7781
No it doesn't.
Fuck the IRS.
3. I want a sequel.
“Why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long?”
That’s my favorite
I never heard this one yet, caught me off guard
cause soviet commies named it so
So it can be abbreviated, of course
Repent to Jesus Christ!!
“Yet you, Lord, are our Father. We are the clay, you are the potter; we are all the work of your hand.”
Isaiah 64:8 NIV
J
“hey i know you”
“no you don’t”
"I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure."
Read this just as I heard it.
@@greywalker505 The same. Lol!!
Sounds like a dangerfield joke
That’s my favorite lmaooo
Have a timestamp?
“If olive oil comes from olives... where does baby oil come from”
“Babies”
I love the delivery of the line
He almost sounded like Elvis towards the end of it
Id say we bust in there and find the goddamn evidence
He came at me and I put him down with my 45
@@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz yoooooo midnight club guy
The biggs fridge quote is an all time classic
1:05 - Because, yeah, definitely
What case is it from?
@@jonathansanchez8401 Nicholson Electroplating
@@jonathansanchez8401The second-to-last case. It's a DLC one called Nicholson Electroplating, but it's included in the Remastered/Complete editions.
"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted."
Ah yes, joke warfare.
How does your dog smell?
@@warlordofbritannia Terrible!
Almost gets his brains blown out his head and first thing u think about is "that's a $12 hat"
Not only they were cops, but Cole, like many of the guys at the time, was recently a soldier in WWII. Also cause Rockstar. Possible spoilers below:
And he sure did experience worse things being deployed. Sick burns and all that in Pacific.
12. DOLLAR. HAT.
Thats like 100 trillion billion dollars in the 1940s.
Fashion's important bruh
Just rewatched this video and re read the comments. Hello me.
"Are you a suspect Rusty?"
I almost fucking pissed myself.
No.
6:32
Greatest Hip-Hop line i've ever heard
Roy Earle is the best hypeman look at the way he’s standing while Cole’s rappin
@@brandonhuynh4528 Exactly😂🤣
It's even said like a rap line.
@@ginge641 I remember Rusty once told him "we got you now genius" now it's making sense more than ever
I agree omg
5:34 This whole interaction with the car salesman is this game's humor in a nutshell.
La Noire has been one of the most entertaining English literature classes I've attended.
100% would recommend
This game and red dead 1 are bizarrely verbose in their script
@@SuperChunk19 back when Rockstar gave a damn about their games then GTA Online came along and fucked everything up
"Ya like jazz?" - Roy Earle
“The Hop-heads love it”
So that's not just a Bee Movie thing?
"That old boy really fell for that broad"
I just got that lol
"Thank God I didn't park there."
@@crystalmoviesuk2615 same
The "are you a suspect, Rusty" burn gets me everytime 😂. Cole is a savage.
The “you give me information and I won’t give you to immigration” line had me dead
"I don't know... blondes, I guess."
In the business we call this 'foreshadowing'.
Except she wasn't a blonde, was she?
@@Hentzau. Cole's notebook says she's brunette lol
Should have found himself a good redhead
@@alixon5009it’s about Elsa, the woman he cheats with
@@theochambers8090 I know. Both Cole and Kelso's notebook states that she has brown hair when you interview her. I was referring to that.
The quote about being indecisive feels like a personal attack
Are you sure about that?
@@wessmoore7894 I don't know
"Some of the most convincing people you will ever listen to are boring liars. Usually they're called politicians."
Straight up facts
My favorite is the 12 dollar hat, just because of how annoyed Phelps sounds after almost losing his head. lmao
An unforgivable crime
I aso thought to myself "who tf would pay $12 for a fucking hat"
@@ryanpulliam8987 Look up a proper fedora now, it'll run ya about $100+, let alone a high quality one in 1947.
9:07 I have to admit I chuckled a bit at that random pedestrian’s attempt at humor. 😆
Laughed before he even finished the joke
It's a joke because they'd walk into a pub, not a bar
@@foodafen7406 thanks
I don't get it.
6:35 Phelps: "Very expensive watch favored by flyboys. I always wanted one as a kid."
Biggs: "That's funny. As a kid all I wanted was some food on the table."
Biggs is truly the most wholesome character.
that was depressing...
What's crazy, is I can relate to both statements. Lol, Rolexes were a goal as well as having enough food in the house. Didn't get a Rolex until later, but I didn't buy it. My grandfather found it somewhere and it didn't work for long. Lol
@Paulo Hernanndizz
You’re not wrong. He was poor.
@@TheCreatorNFE well it goes to show the advancement of time and the culture of both personalities, as Biggs was born and lived through roughly the era of red dead redemption 1 the 1900's, and then suffered through World War 1 and held it down in LA for 2, while Phelps had everything handed to him in SF in the roaring 20's and joined the military purely for the glory and to make a name for himself
and the only thing he could think of was the big name ticket items while Biggs just wanted to survive, as a Wrist Watch was a rarity and a specality item back then, and even seen as Feminine rather than masculine until Babe Ruth Wore them and made them famous as most people had pocket watches that they manually wound every time they woke up
and most watches of the era were manual as well too, hell rolex was one fo the first to make automatic self winding waterproof cased watches and they were working watches, you bought them once and you were set for life provided you dont leave it on the train tracks like the one you got probably lol
and that watch in particular is not just a normal tell time and your done watch, its a chronograph, which could be used to messure distance and fuel consumption to help with the caculations to keep a plane in the air
hence the flyboys comment thing, as remember their was no caculators, everything was done manually back then, and they even used Rolex chronographs for the great escape to time the guards and how long they were on their rounds
and it could show Phelps love of what he viewed military glory to be, while briggs knows their is none, you do a job, get it done, and go home.
hence why well he doesnt have many friends in the department, while phelps through his desire for glory and redemption brought everyone up with him did, either by accident, fortitude, or glory seeking such as the guy on the vice desk who wanted to corrupt him and use him as his tool for whatever he deemed fit
only to find he was so set in his ways that the last thing you wanted was him around, hence how he got put their with briggs in the first place.
@@kavinskysmith4094 Well, that's news to me. Learn something new everyday. Admittedly, I didn't know enough about that era. My grandfather was around during some of that, as he was born in 1925. I just never bothered to ask him anything as a kid. Whatever he told me about, I listened to, but never asked any other questions. However, I doubt he even knew half of what you told me, especially the WW1 stuff. 😅
Cole: Sure Mal, and thanks for the lead.
Roy: SuRe MaL, tHaNkS fOr ThE lEaD!
My absolute favorite.
I hated Roy. He was a DICK!
@@ryanpulliam8987 Something I loved doing was since it's his car we're driving around mostly on the Vice desk, was to just beat the ever living shit out of it as we go, so it's a smoking wreck by the time we get back to the station. It felt like the right thing to do.
@@MrSnaztastic lol
@@MrSnaztastic or you can drive the fire truck :D
Is Roy mocking Cole and/or Mal?
7:47 “if olive oil comes from olives..
Where does baby oil come from?”
I did not expect this joke to be in this game
I nearly passed out laughing so hard at that
Dude it sounded so genuinely curious/concerned about it. "Like where *does* baby oil come from. It can't be made of babies, right?"
“Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
Cheese.
That's some Daoist shit.
"If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy" is a Red Green quote hahaha
That was a proud Canadian moment
I love that show
6:04 his pained expression is incredible
Unbelievable how criminally underappreciated this is. You, sir, have done the community a great service.
Thank you!
It's underrated but also overrated at the same time. The faces look good but the bodies and animation are very stiff.
GET IT *slams desk* CRIMINAL HAHAHAHAHAH
Repent to Jesus Christ!!
“Yet you, Lord, are our Father. We are the clay, you are the potter; we are all the work of your hand.”
Isaiah 64:8 NIV
D
@UC0EvoNmiMBal2zsfZNjV07w make me bitch
"Why is the word 'abbreviated' so long?"
No no, he's got a point.
6:04- “Phelps, You mind if I shoot this guy? He’s getting on my nerves.”😂😂🤣🤣
I'm just disappointed they didn't have Cole reply with something like "After we talk with him, first," or "I might beat you to it."
@@Blazcowitz1943 that would’ve been funnier than the first line!
6:31 You can hear Cole try to make it sound catchy
6:31 "You give me information, and I won't give you to immigration" GODDAMN IT PHELPS
I gotta admit that was funny as shit coming from cole phelps
@@Adam10494 would of expected Rusty to say that line LOL
8:46 the fucking chuckle...
😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite line, that I’ve only heard Phelps say once, was “that’ll wipe a smile off your face,” right after running a pedestrian over.
I think Rusty may say "That was a taxpaying citizen that you just bounced off the fuckin' hood, Cole!" in the same circumstance.
He's a maniac when he drives! 🤣🤣🤣
‘A man like you always loses a battle of wits because you’re unarmed’ my man was out for blood 😂😂😂
4:28 I choked on my chex mix 😂
So mad for no reason 😒😒
@@piggsy20 dude is working 7 to 18 carrying heavy as crap soaking mattresses at minimum wage and then some smart ass cop comes asking about some clown Who May or May not frequent the washers, theres definately a reason For his outburst 😂😂
Its Mr. Washee Washee from Family Guy lmfao
@@TeamJones1Attitude wise, yes. Actor wise? No.
No wonder the game cost so much to make!
They had to hire comedians and dads to do alot of these jokes and puns
That “how big heaven must be” line got me FUCKED UP
Yea..
Who knew the 40’s could be so full of comedians
The Marx Brothers, Jack Benny, Abbott & Costello, Bob Hope, W.C. Fields, Laurel & Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, The Three Stooges. Just some of the comedy masters active at the time.
"How are you supposed to get things done around here if everybody's a comedian"
5:58 That was just them messing around with the motion capture, and deciding “just put it in lmao.”
7:47
I fucking love just how random that shit is,lmao
1:06 The awkwardly long silence is amazing here 😂
6:32 - Cole the poet
"Cool" Cole The Rapper
"He had two morphine syrettes in his jacket."
"Woooow."
"Yeah Mal! Thanks for the lead!"
Those two lines could not have aged better I am dead.
4:36 man just straight up crucified Rusty
I like how there are translator's notes about prices in today's money.
Leland: Jack Kelsoo (open arms and willing to talk)
*GUNSHOT*
Jack: THAT'S MY OPENING NEGOTIATING POSTION
Gets me everytime XD
03:38 prbly the best Thing Roy said all game Long. XD
It really makes him relatable imo. He's still an absolute fucking asshole, but the fact that the dirtiest, most corrupt cop in the game, someone who could arguably be considered the main antagonist, can laugh at some shitty joke like that is fucking adorable.
@@deadseven3474 Its great at making him seem human.
Yes he is a fucking racist,misognistic asshole but he is still human and he does not exist nor make it his mission to be a total fucking asshole. He can enjoy a joke and share it with someone because he aint a demon. HE is still human at the end of the day despite all his shittiness.
Edgar Kalou was probably the most hilarious interrogation imo
Edgar Kalou is a beast, even though he was tutorial, he sure left a mark
@@martinpanov5871 Left a mark, huh.
This is America!
Let's change the subject.
This is Germany?
@@nwahnerevar9398 “I want my Basbol”
“I’ll watch you run circles around Jewish people”
the argentine diplomat goes zero to 1000 real quick
4:36 damn, Cole is savage
4:24 is the best part of the entire game and for no reason 🤣🤣🤣
I remember playing the game and thinking "what the hell kind of accent is that supposed to be?"
@@packardcaribien Chinese
@@keifujitora6587 sounds like a Canadian
Are you kidding? He’s got work to do, Mack.
@@numbers4851
Here’s the customer book, knock yourself out.
God, it's a shame Brendan Mcnamara and R* had bad blood working on this game. Whether or not it's true that he is difficult to work with, he is sure GOOD at writing. He really could replace Dan Houser's empty space rn.
R* needs that
Brendan is a fucking asshole, unfortunately, and his hellish working conditions were what made the game have really great story/dialogue but not great body animations, open world or gameplay. I think it's R* best written game but RDR2 is very close, so I'd rather we get a good game with good working conditions for the devs.
@@roundabout468 can't have both 🐖
@@Assassino275 Of course you can. Hades was crunch-free and that game was great.
@@roundabout468 LOL there's a bit of a difference.
2:25 that genuinely scared the shit out of me when it happened.
this gives the same energy of the " jonathan frakes asks you quetions "
10:30 I have to admit, that one is pretty clever.
4:42 this dialog alone is golden 🤣
Rusty: "SHITBIRD"
Roy: "SISTER"
Jack: "PRINCESS" (seriously just how many f*cking times did he say that)
It's his thing
I forgot what Bekowsky would say Dame, Sweetheart?
Hey, thats not what Roy would call Elsa, he'd call her "German, Junkie Whore"
Shitbird.
That’s some Jim Layhee shit right there.
👸🏾
The funny part is the facial expressions, they are the real expressions of the actors. You can see them laughing in many parts of this video
“If a woman doesn’t find you’re handsome, she should at least find you’re handy”
Some fine words to live by!
Red green show, circa the 90s
5:36 Holy shit, that's Kurt Fuller, the guy who played Woody on Psych. The voice, the lines, the mannerisms, I could tell it was him from a mile away. Character even kinda looks like him. Shit, now I HAVE to play LA Noire.
He's a lot less fun here
And holy fuckles, the guy from Fringe is at 3:19
I knew him as the fiancé’s dad in Midnight in Paris
He was also Zachariah on Supernatural!
“Phelps, you mind if I shoot this guy? He's getting on my nerves.”
Now this is my kinda humor. Always got told I was livin in the past though.
Based
I don't think Lazer space anime girls are in the past, hombre.
I mean, this was written in the 2000s lol
@@roundabout468 so are you professionally stupid or is it just a hobby
i think the type of humor you like is deadpan humor
"You give me the information, and I won't give you to immigration" daaaamn!
I love that stat on 0:55. Really explains how scary that amount was.
10:47 is still my fav to this day 🤣
“Next you’ll be calling Richard Nixon a crook”
the dialogue in this game is absolutely delightful
10:10 eh a reminder of the Red and green show to all the Canadas out there "If women don't find you handsome they should sure find you handy
I was think the same thing
0:49 is over $600 US (June 2021).
6:03 is also stupid hilarious!
3:34 That is some realistic looking weed! Looks good for the 1940s
Yeah, the developers did it really well.
That 3D model looks so realistic that when I played that part of the game I almost wanted to pop into the screen and ask Phelps if he wanted to roll a fatty 😂
@@pine1780 tf u mean
@@pine1780 bitch people been smoking that shit since native American times
@@pine1780 yeah trust the corporations that get paid to pick and choose what is “top shelf” lmao. We been good since the ancient Chinese were smoking dope for broken bones and shit, stuff like your branded overhyped “OG super blueberry lemon pine hairy haze” crap don’t compare to pure wild landrace cannabis. It just got easier to grow much better weed with technology and research
@@rexjolles bro get this.. the first mf to ever toke up was a Chinese emperor 5,000 years ago 🤯😂
"They'll be calling Richard Nixon a crook next!"
"Well, that one didn't age quite so well." -JonTron
The irony that quote is from jontron
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!" That's a Red Green reference!
I swear Rusty was my favorite partner in the game xD I despised Roy but he had a well written sarcastic lines.
Rusty is lazy, and I believe he's also a shovanist
Roy's just a racist DICK
@@ryanpulliam8987 yeah no shit I know xd
Stefan was my favorite, he was lazy but he seemed to be the only partner Cole had that actually liked him and even managed to get friendly with him.
Roy was funnier but also a complete dick who I despised
@@IoiniEverson people act like it's really easy to be called a misogynist yet I've barely been called one 🤔 maybe you guys just say bad shit?
"Let's play horse. I'll be the head.. and you just be yourself" 😂🐴
6:32 This one made me laugh way too loud.
00:40
Wow. I'd completely forgotten that they had Ken Cosgrove AND Harry Crane in this game.
Thats mad!, man
Kelso is such a badass.
“This is what I’m good at!” 😡
I love how every scene of his is just of him shooting people 😅
2:18 Well, 3D never made it into popular culture.
I never got that Nixon joke as a kid lmao
Whole game should’ve been renamed “Out of Pocket Noire”
"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"
*BOOM*
“THAT’S MY OPENING NEGOTIATING POSITION”
Still one my fav moments
1:33 Damn
I don't get it
@@TheLostArchives1
It's just something depressing to think about.
"Phelps, mind if I shoot this guy? He's getting on my nerves" - Kowalski
1:20 didn't even know that was a thing, my favourite line right next to "thank god i didn't park there"
6:19 had me laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂 was not expecting that
Real😂😂😂
4:36 LMAO! That's so underrated!!
Out of context, Kelso just shooting Monroe looks hilarious.
Seen two peanuts coming down the street one was assaulted 😂😂😂😂😂 BRUHHH!💀👏
“You mind if I shoot this guy Cole?” 😆
“You like jazz Cole?”
Barry B Benson: Ya like jaaazz?
The length they took to make this game seem like an old cheap made detective film really paid off. XD
6:31 and 7:48 are my favorites
One of my favourites will always be:
"Hey! I know you!"
"No you don't."
Doesn't that guy show up at Phelps' funeral, too?
@@christopherwall2121He did indeed show up. Turns out he really did know Phelps.
3:17 probably close to 200 bucks in 2022
"I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure" my fav
“he’s got the biggest schlong in hollywood” couldn’t even finish the sentence because of how random and hilarious that line was
7:55
I will never park my car near a window again, no matter how many foot high it is.
Windows, ledges and balconies or verandas. Rooftops too but it's hard to avoid.
@@WingMaster562 Exactly, anything that is high above my head or car.
I love how most of these are just those thoughts you have laying in bed waiting to fall asleep or in the shower
(Bang) *“THAT’S MY OPENING NEGOTIATING POSITION.”*
This video is the best representation of why this game is a must play. Eventhough it's missing the great music.
3:12 - $12 hat