@@businesswalks8301 This movie came out in 2005. They were using the 2002/2003 version of the Mystery Method. The PUA techniques have changed since then.
THANK YOU!!! ... I have been waiting FOR-EV-ER for the clip of "I guess it is a little creepy, when a young man, who happens to be an only child loses both of his parents in a tragic accident one month before his birthday ..." Cracks me up every time!
@@Hsdout The two main characters are in their late 30s, and acting 15 years younger. The blond one is saying to the taller one that they are acting irresponsibly and that they are no longer that young anymore.
It was not really that long ago. Porn, tattoos and piercings were already made mainstream by the internet. Most people had cell phones, though not smartphones like today's. Of course the technology was not as advanced as today's and there were fewer social media.
At least back then, there was this odd trend in Hollywood that any closeness or intimacy between men automatically had to be sexual in nature. Of course, Hollywood was mostly supportive of that, without realizing it put on display they completely missed the point of what a deep male friendship truly is. That then spawned scenes like this rejecting the underlying premise in comedic fashion, it's in the same vein as the premise of "not that there's anything wrong with that" types of jokes whenever a man did or said anything that could be construed as 'gay' and would immediately state he isn't.
@@RandomCarrot2806 "Back then"? This was 2005, not long ago at all. People did not hide being gay or lesbian. We already has cell phones and the Internet, though they were less technologically advanced than now. The Seinfeld era was1990s, earlier than this and before the "Interweb", lol.
He’s right! I seen it and been part of it a few times. Bedded quite a few bridesmaids. At a wedding ALL the women are torqued up! Feast & be merry, Boys.
@@grxengine That's right: they are already "in state", as it were. The other extreme is funerals, as was shown later in the movie. This is not very moral, as the players are taking advantage of the women's sadness and vulnerability.
And later in the movie Owen Wilson's character comes to terms with taking advantage of people and lying to harass them. Did you also realize that you are a form of sexual harassment?
@@marcelo2169 you think they got tricked by that? You think they don't know what's up? Or what's going to happen? C'mon man, stop acting like women are stupid
It has nothing to do with morals. It has to do with “algorithmically determined financial success probabilities”. The algorithm says that these types of movies aren’t profitable, so they don’t get funded. It has nothing to do with either Puritanism or with “wokeness”, it has to do with money and greed.
It's almost been 20 years -- ugh, fucking put me out of my misery already -- but I *still* wanna be the front man of a shitty, local crust-punk rock band called Ouch, Ouch, You're On My Hair, from Vaughn's delivery alone. Our number one single would be "Just the Tip, Just for a Second (Sterling Archer Cut)".
Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
You kidding? Those days are long past... Be grateful you were around when you were to enjoy it, because I would hate to be a young guy nowadays in a world turned upside down. A world with smartphones, social media and dating apps that now put women in the exact same position as these two guys were in 25 years ago .....
Any of you ancient old fuck greybeards remember when New Line Cinema caught a bunch of flack for offering a free, downloadable/printable Purple Heart cutout on their official website for this movie? Sure, it *was* pretty insensitive with a hefty shade of "stolen valor", especially in 2005, but every time I rewatch this movie, I'm reminded of how much the anti-cancel culture crowd wanted this movie cancelled for "disrespecting the troops" so egregiously.
Only person i remember getting cancelled back then was Ashlee Simpson. After the lip sync fiasco. People thought that was such a big deal. Now 95% of the music industry does it regularly.
this is whats so great about UA-cam. Graduated 90's, Swingers was like a documentary....Love everything about Vince from day number 1 .....but you know, I've never watched this movie, now with it all clipped up I can see these great Vaughn moments....and then promptly leave a comment and run before ever hearing that twat Owen Wilson even speak. Awesome in every way.
Well yeah in the movie they both end up married. The movie isn’t promoting this it actually shows how sad this life is… the whole scene with will ferrel is about this lifestyle being for losers
Most accurate description of dating ever spoken.
So true!
Plus women are usually horrible matchmakers.
@@VladislavBabbitt theyre greeat at it if you consider one-sided "great".
@@richardsteiner45 I see what you mean.
One of the few perfect movies.
Absolutely! They are expertly applying the Mystery Method (a.k.a. Venusian Arts).
This and Fight Club.
@@crowtservo Raymond J. Kessel.
@@businesswalks8301 Oh really? So what are they doing then, you silly AFC?
@@businesswalks8301 This movie came out in 2005. They were using the 2002/2003 version of the Mystery Method.
The PUA techniques have changed since then.
The chemistry between these 2 is just amazing!!!
Fr, this and the internship reign supreme.
One of the best comedic performances all time
Facts!
THANK YOU!!! ... I have been waiting FOR-EV-ER for the clip of "I guess it is a little creepy, when a young man, who happens to be an only child loses both of his parents in a tragic accident one month before his birthday ..." Cracks me up every time!
This movie was just perfect!
Imagine saying to a stranger "You sly son of a bitch" epic
I need more movies starring these 2. My favorite combination of actors. Second would be Vince Vaughn and pretty much anyone else.
Fine, I’ll go watch wedding crashes again
Man, the older movies really tried to warn us.
Warn us about what?
@VladislavBabbitt Female nature. Aging. Soul-crushing jobs.
@@shiptj01 Ah OK, I see. You are right, this is true.
No they were written by adults while you were a teen going through what you’re relating to now. These are timeless issues.
@@Hsdout The two main characters are in their late 30s, and acting 15 years younger. The blond one is saying to the taller one that they are acting irresponsibly and that they are no longer that young anymore.
This goes right in between pulp fiction and the Shawshank redemption. Jk
I never used the professional bullfighter line before 🤫
These 2 get along better with strangers then i do with my family
This film had excellent music!
ouch ouch, you're on my hair...
Vince Vaughn is really somethin’ else.
Hollywood sucked him out because he's a conservative
He just chews the dialogue with relish
Can’t fake a career in 2024 with all these social media platforms lol
What a time it must’ve been back in the day
It was not really that long ago. Porn, tattoos and piercings were already made mainstream by the internet. Most people had cell phones, though not smartphones like today's. Of course the technology was not as advanced as today's and there were fewer social media.
Sure you can. Easy
@@johanstinson Yes, I also find it easy, but faking who you are in person is very exhausting.
Dont have social media.
Just the tip lmao
Just to see how it feels
why would it be creepy to spend a night at your friends place anyway? even without the whole parents dying story
At least back then, there was this odd trend in Hollywood that any closeness or intimacy between men automatically had to be sexual in nature. Of course, Hollywood was mostly supportive of that, without realizing it put on display they completely missed the point of what a deep male friendship truly is. That then spawned scenes like this rejecting the underlying premise in comedic fashion, it's in the same vein as the premise of "not that there's anything wrong with that" types of jokes whenever a man did or said anything that could be construed as 'gay' and would immediately state he isn't.
@@RandomCarrot2806ultimate misandry. The term bromance, is derision toward male friendship
Go home Greg
@@mikehev222 ?
@@RandomCarrot2806 "Back then"? This was 2005, not long ago at all. People did not hide being gay or lesbian. We already has cell phones and the Internet, though they were less technologically advanced than now.
The Seinfeld era was1990s, earlier than this and before the "Interweb", lol.
"Ouch, ouch, you're on my hair"
Such a great movie 🤣🤣🤣
This movie is 100% accurate. I got laid twice from 2 different weddings 🤣
Yes, indeed! I was also wondering when the funeral context would happen, and it did.
These are 2 contexts when female emotions are running high.
He’s right! I seen it and been part of it a few times. Bedded quite a few bridesmaids. At a wedding ALL the women are torqued up! Feast & be merry, Boys.
@@grxengine That's right: they are already "in state", as it were.
The other extreme is funerals, as was shown later in the movie. This is not very moral, as the players are taking advantage of the women's sadness and vulnerability.
And later in the movie Owen Wilson's character comes to terms with taking advantage of people and lying to harass them. Did you also realize that you are a form of sexual harassment?
He's right, you know.
His excitement is funny but imagine him saying Catalina wine mixer
Damned Janice has some cake going on.
Fr she built
“Great Talk” but Vince was the only one talking 😂
so now all of a sudden im starting to get interested
ahahahhahhahahhhahaha
Who is the actress who plays Janice in this opening scene? She is very ...make that extremely pretty.
Purple hearts 💜💜
Why does it entitle you to free drink?
The moral of this clip is "enjoy life."
Genius
I love how no one fucking knows them and they’re up there giving a speech with the mic 😭😭
"Weren't you scared? 🗿"
"Just the tip", so many girls got tricked into sex with that lol
Oh c'mon....you think they weren't in on the game? Don't be naive, women aren't stupid
relax
Ouch ouch you're on my hair is more fun
@@marcelo2169 you think they got tricked by that? You think they don't know what's up? Or what's going to happen?
C'mon man, stop acting like women are stupid
@@johanstinson I guess it never worked for you XD
I wonder if anyone actually goes to weddings for this purpose.
I have met a few guys who have. It is mentally exhausting, though, to keep pretending to be someone you are not.
@@VladislavBabbittmy question is, how do they know when weddings are going on? Or do they just find one and just crash it?
the problem with this movie, i've never seen a woman under 50 go to a wedding solo.
I admit, that mostly it’s non single but I also have seen single young women at weddings. They have to be big enough for it though
I met my girlfriend at a wedding. It's possible
That’s why you need a wingman
It’s crazy that Vince Vaughn is like 6 foot 6 and Owen Wilson is super short like 5 foot 7 it doesn’t show that much in the film tho
Vince laughs and still all I can hear is somebody whose looking for Chili Palmer
😂 I love this movie
Since they’re habitual liars to get laid, I can’t their childhood backstory as truth.
I think it is true. He didn’t have a reason to lie over thank. This is meant to show that he is not a total sleazebag.
Lightning McQueen lookin ah little different on here🤨
That genre was called Comedy. Then the emotionally abusive moral tyrants shrieked that it’s offensive!
"Moral Tyrants" is going into my vocabulary
It has nothing to do with morals. It has to do with “algorithmically determined financial success probabilities”. The algorithm says that these types of movies aren’t profitable, so they don’t get funded. It has nothing to do with either Puritanism or with “wokeness”, it has to do with money and greed.
That’s not even true. Many people have tried making good comedies since then and they’ve flopped. It’s just a quality issue right now.
I crdashed a couple of weddings amd it didn't go like that...😂
The golden era of getting laid. Enjoyed it while it lasted. Thanks Obama.
Thank Kim k too
Hahaha fr dude
What changed
@@Johnnyappl3seed63 female empowerment, Kim Kardashian, instagram, negative black empowerment etc
@@Johnnyappl3seed63 Wokeness and the villainizing of men.
Individuals having crush on innocence because that 'factor x', if some may restore it that is wondering but eventually looks like drama..
It's almost been 20 years -- ugh, fucking put me out of my misery already -- but I *still* wanna be the front man of a shitty, local crust-punk rock band called Ouch, Ouch, You're On My Hair, from Vaughn's delivery alone. Our number one single would be "Just the Tip, Just for a Second (Sterling Archer Cut)".
but I might be interested...
Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Please dont let the mandela effect change this movie
Jesus these were the movies...
Janice can get it
Miss living in a city as a bachelor. I’m still a bachelor, just older and in a small town.
Same
@@Tonyhouse1168fuck yeah Tony 🔨🔨
You kidding? Those days are long past... Be grateful you were around when you were to enjoy it, because I would hate to be a young guy nowadays in a world turned upside down. A world with smartphones, social media and dating apps that now put women in the exact same position as these two guys were in 25 years ago .....
Went from creepy to I have the perfect girlfriend for you…smh
Janice is 🔥. What a body
Just the tip.
*Guys listen to these videos and become friend zone in real life.*
Any of you ancient old fuck greybeards remember when New Line Cinema caught a bunch of flack for offering a free, downloadable/printable Purple Heart cutout on their official website for this movie?
Sure, it *was* pretty insensitive with a hefty shade of "stolen valor", especially in 2005, but every time I rewatch this movie, I'm reminded of how much the anti-cancel culture crowd wanted this movie cancelled for "disrespecting the troops" so egregiously.
Only person i remember getting cancelled back then was Ashlee Simpson. After the lip sync fiasco. People thought that was such a big deal. Now 95% of the music industry does it regularly.
I remember this, too! So many “pro-Murcah” broflakes literally freaking out about stolen valor in this movie. It was hilarious.
4:13 your future son
Just the tip?
Please Play
Oh my gawww
Weddings and funerals are places when female emotions are running high.
And Barmitzvahs wahay! L'chaim 🎉😂
@@Future-Classic-Cars Yes, absolutely!
Weddings
Lol Vince grey 89'd her!
I wonder how many F boys were born out of this movie.
this is whats so great about UA-cam. Graduated 90's, Swingers was like a documentary....Love everything about Vince from day number 1 .....but you know, I've never watched this movie, now with it all clipped up I can see these great Vaughn moments....and then promptly leave a comment and run before ever hearing that twat Owen Wilson even speak. Awesome in every way.
Free Isreal!
Vince Vaughn is sooooooo sexy and good in this movie❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Janis is beautiful
Just saying, I know some guys that had this philosophy in there youth and the never got married and are now old and alone with no wife and no family
There is a lot of others guys that did not have this philosophy, and also are alone
And we're still living the best lives, doing WHAT we want to do, WHEN we want to it, with no one to tell us no.
Don't knock it til you try it.
It's a movie stupid
Well yeah in the movie they both end up married. The movie isn’t promoting this it actually shows how sad this life is… the whole scene with will ferrel is about this lifestyle being for losers
He talks too much 😂
The hub ami!!! 1%%%%
lol such a dumb amazing movie
His forehead is huge
I really don't like this guy, all his movies are crap, a real shitty actor, if i call him an actor in the 1st place
Terrible cast! That’s why I never bothered with this garbage! Lol! Y’all do you.