Soppy Bag of Phlegm Tucker Carlson Mocks Biden, Trump Botched COVID Response & Coffin Photoshoots!
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- Опубліковано 26 жов 2021
- A school district in Massachusetts has decided to “de-emphasize” Halloween and try to come up with a “non-offensive” name for the holiday, elementary schools in New York are cracking down on what kinds of costumes kids can wear to school, there will be no trick-or-treating at the White House this year, an FDA advisory panel voted yesterday to recommend the Pfizer vaccine for kids 5-11, people like Tucker Carlson are working hard to criticize Joe Biden for the way he’s handling the pandemic, former Trump top COVID advisor Dr. Birx is claiming Donald was too busy with the election to focus on the pandemic, an influencer posed in front of her father’s open casket for a cringy photo, and we took to the street to trick people into doing fake TikTok challenges for a Halloween edition of “TrickTock.”
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Soppy Bag of Phlegm... OMG, the PERFECT name for Tucks!
Matches his face!
If you're twelve
@@emilycoley9037 also if you’re NOT a low IQ conservative
I almost had an orgasm when he said 'can we call male Karen's carlsons?".
I AM DEFINITELY gonna do that!
There already is a circus that’s without animals it’s called Cirque du Soleil.
And there is the US Congress too.
False: humans are animals
@@silverblue73 Disgusting dirty animals, but trainable, using dollars, cruelty and blackmail.
It's called the GOP.
We should be celebrating the fact that any circus is removing animals from their show. No animals should be a part of any circus show of any kind, ever.
I hate PETA for many reasons, (everybody should look PETA's dark history up), but this is a comment that deserves much more likes.
@@KiryokuYT I’m a big animal lover/advocate and hate PETA. They don’t represent us animal advocates at all.
@@mrrobot8973 1000% - same here. I KNOW the reasons why you hate PETA just as much as I do.
Yes! Circuses should ONLY abuse humans for entertainment! After all, you can pay THEM!
As a Korean kid from a strict family, justifying using money, time and effort for Halloween to my parents born right after the war who grew up eating food scraps instilled fear in me
I had a friend who wouldn't let her kids go trick-or-treating cuz it was "evil" and wouldn't let her them read or watch Harry Potter for same. Her son spent an entire year at home on the couch because he couldn't keep food down and the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. Turns out it was STRESS. He was like 12.
In what world are you living in? Geeze. The Stepford wives. Get out
Good old helicopter momma
Melania would not let her use the I DONT GAF olive green jacket I guess....
@@ryucartel351 don't be that guy... As soon as you say Democrats or Republicans we stop listening
How was she your friend??
"Tucker" is much more recognizable than "Carlson." Calling someone a Carlson doesn't tell you IMMEDIATELY who you're talking about. Gotta vote for calling them Tuckers! PS "tucker" means to exhaust or wear out. Thinking his mother had foresight 😁
You tuckered me out.
you are a golden goddess
Male Karen = Carlson👍😆😂🤣
Your birth father should have flushed!
@@yournamehere6365 sounds like projection of your own father and your lack of identity. Maybe you should seek help.
I love it how Tucker dishes it out to the lefties, every week!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I just found out that a couple years ago Carlson's legal defence and a District judge said Carlson " can't be literally believed."
A Federal Judge and Fox's own lawyers in defending Carlson against accusations of slander said, " tou can't expect to literally believe the words that come out of his mouth."
U S. District judge's opinion is that viewers of Carlson's show should be informed that he is not stating facts about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in exaggeration and non- literal commentary.
@@lindalambertson6294 Yeah, unlike CNN, ABC & MSNBC, they are very very reliable!
Who's better, Lemon, Cuomo, Scarborough or Whoopi & Behar??? Typical Liberal.
@@aljawia
I stand by what I said.
@@lindalambertson6294 You stand as long as you like, sit down when you get tired.
@@aljawia
Lol..thanks for your permission but not necessary.
They could call it Pagan Pumpkin Day, or just National Candy Day.
Sinema seems like she's trying a bit too hard to be unconventional. If she were a high school kid, I'd say she was hungry for attention.
adults are thirsty too. notice J Lo, notice Trump, notice MTG, notice Matt Gaetz,, etc. etc. etc.
Sinema Loves to play the eccentric or Contrarian. What would you expect from someone with their Moon in Aquarius!!!
"Casper's a child?!" 🤣
Lmao that’s my friend
Im all in for “Let the theatre kids go crazy” Night
I went to elementary school with a a kid that always said that “halloween makes god sad” and that was the devil’s holiday. His parents would always take him out of school on the day of the halloween party lol
He needed education, Halloween means "All Hallows Eve " which is the day before "All Souls Day (or ) All Saints Day" on November 1st to celebrate those who have gone to heaven in the last year.
@@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 All Souls’ Day is very different to Halloween.
The 'Samhain' is the Eighth and significant final holiday of the year, The Yule being the beginning. All Hallow's Eve was lifted from the original holiday.
@@huberttwardowski1428 re read my comment, I am aware of that fact.
@@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 It's not worth re-reading, and I don't know what you're aware of.
Male Karen = Tucker
"OK, Tucker..." 🙄
"what the f*ck Tuck?"
Tuck shut up
The Swanson heiress makes Goebbels look like an amateur.
Was Schmucker Swanson actually born female? Hey Im just asking questions.
You mean Tucker Marianne Carlson?
I'm continually amazed at what people will do to be on tv.
So true. What a clown Jimmy is
Me too!!!!! 😶😶😂😂😂😂
Still they seem to have fun doing it
@Steve N. well judging by the reactions all of people watch
@Steve N. you act like anybody is interested in your opinion, surprise they are not
Are you kidding me? I remember as a kid looking forward to Halloween, the costumes, and trick or treating. We were so exited for the parties and or candy. It was so exciting! It is one of the few things we looked forward to.
Oh yeah most definitely! I could not live anywhere that didn't celebrate Halloween. That's my favorite holiday of the year! I'm a huge horror movie fan so Halloween of course I look forward to Halloween every year. I go all out too building a haunted house every year.
All Hallows Eve smh
Atleast his reaction to eating candy corn was genuine.
"Casper's a child😲". She died inside when she said that. 🤣🤣🤣
I cringed when I saw that lol.
Yeah, Casper's hot! What? Casper's a child?!?
100% support the circus not having animals.
Circus in a zoo
It’s called Cirque de Solail.
Yes!
David Bluentile Cirques de Soleil don't have animal s!!!!
Jimmy would get on his knees for Biden lmfao
Still better than Chump though, you can cry though
@@trumplostlol5281How Biden destroyed this entire country in months not years worst president ever FJB LET'S GO BRANDON
Chad Collins you're absolutely right sir I'm glad people can see it and not all 🐑 FJB LET'S GO BRANDON
Here's a vote for calling them Tuckers over Carlsons.
I thought the same, it was amiss on Jimmy's part
@C Z I find your cynical assessment to be quite unnecessarily obtuse
@@ivanvalentin7713 .....
@CZ sounds like
a real Tucker to me
Indeed, then we can use it with the same venom as the term it rhymes with.
I figured someone already said it. Oh man, what a Tucker. Can you believe what that Tucker did?!?!
I told my son just yesterday that one good reason to have a kid is to take them trick or treating, and then we reminisced about the trick or treats we've done. Good times
@C Z If that's why people have so many shitty kids that grow up to be shitty adults, then I'm on the cancel Halloween right now bandwagon!
Last thing on my mind is trick or treating memories.
A good reason to have a kid. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Wow.
@@thomasjohn6041 Then I'm glad you don't have one
@@mandyinseattle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I have 2 moron. What else don’t I have since you know me so well?
Do I have a pet? Car or truck? Both? Sister of brother? House or condo?
If you were happy in your own life, you wouldn’t care what I have. 😂😂.
Think before you post or people like me will roast you.
@@thomasjohn6041 I'm sorry for them.
Love that you added that Melrose is a few miles north of Boston- everyone always seems to need a distance relation to Boston to feel alright about MA. 😁 I tell people I'm about an hour west of Boston, and they nod satisfied that "it's" now established. Anxiety and "polite" inquiry has been relieved.
Boston is the only city people know where it is in ma so they need to know where it is in relation
The host's face when he said "......doughnuts" was hilarious. Lmao!
Yeah, Kimmel looked like a soppy bag of pleghm!
Before Tucker sits down, they remove the seat and he sits directly on the pole. I can't think of any other reason why somebody would make that face for over 30 minutes. Well actually, there is one reason. He was raised by an entitled dbag and the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
Lol. Nailed it. 😀👍
How homophobic you are being!!!! 😡 cancelled
@@alideoret2518 😂😂 is there something you would like to tell the class? Not homophobic whatsoever but if you'd like to come out of the closet now, feel free. No judgment. Deduction points for liking your own post.
What i don’t understand is the people watching mostly will never see anywhere near the amount of money tucker is worth and his family.. like you said you can see the entitled “ I don’t know whats going on” look on his face.. dude goes to congress says he’s not even a real reporter.. and yet these people watch faithfully.. i don’t understand it..
Sad yes. But I can retire and admit it was all bs afterwards
The guy that gagged at the end made my week lmao he’s a real trooper 🤣😂
Comedy is hard.
Same! That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
The past two years has felt like we're "going for the wrong Homer".
When did vitriol become humor?
"Casper is a child!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
She looked genuinely concerned that was hilarious..also how about that hot funeral selfie? Think she raised her dad's cholesterol to get it?
Soppy bag of phlegm 😹😹😹
“Merry Halloween!”
There, I said it! No-one’s taking Halloween away from me! They’ll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers…
Good for you, people are just being ridiculously sensitive. We are meant to be different, we should be comfortable with it.
Who can make me laugh loud enough to annoy my neighbors? Only Jimmy…. Pumpkin-head Trump was hysterical. Brilliant monologue this was!
Jimmy missed a perfectly good Rudy Ghouliani joke. 👻
He missed hundreds of perfectly good Biden jokes!😂
@James Roberts lame
@C Z yup and so did a majority of americans , that is how stupid trump is , get ready for more GOP electoral losses , cuz he won't go away LMDO
"Casper's a child?!?"
Hahahaa.. I am dead.. dead as Casper! DEAD!
Squid toss. Her reaction was perfect - she said “oh no” before they ever told her anything xD
Actually squid are intelligent
@@larapalma3744 what did I write that made you write “actually”
Dafuq 😅
Its true though: In the Simpson, Homer actually really does like nectar, and syrup.
Your discussing a freaking cartoon, this country is in such trouble.
@@guynorth3277You're insulting your fellow American for caring about a TV show?
@@henrygustavekrausse7459; I don't care about a cartoon show, I haven't had a tv in over forty years, I merely suggested that there were so many other 'priorities'. So many folks on here often do not read and comprehend what is written.
@@guynorth3277 Where does your comment suggest that there are other priorities?
Gotta call the male Karen a Tucker, not a Carlson.
I didn’t see your post yet🤷♂️🤘
Either name works for me.
Split the difference and call them Kuckers. Since they buy into all the "alpha male" horse manure.
@@robinmaclay2661 Or something else that rhymes with Kickers.
The most powerful Karen I have come across is trump
4:03 watching both the Trumps put the candy on top of the kid's head instead of in his trick-or-treat bag is just priceless.
Let's never have to look at dump or Malaria again....that would make America super great again!!😃
"Every day under Trump was Halloween." Good one, and a fitting description.
What do you call every day under Biden? Let's go Brandon.
😂😂😂👊
@@martyparty6896still crying about the loss?
@@trumplostlol5281 I'm crying for this once great nation, now being cannibalized by leftists such as yourself.
@@martyparty6896 “ONCE GREAT NATION” I wonder when this “ONCE GREAT NATION” FAILED? “When Trump came into politics”? IDGAF about Left or Right. I can see you’re one of the problems! ✌️ LETS GO BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!
They looked at Trey and knew, "this dude would do any candy challenge."
Incredible how people will do anything for a camera.
Attention, AKA validation
Yeah imagine needing ur ego stroked constantly reminding people you're the best, the smartest super genius. Yeah that's sad.
Man, the stuff people will do to be on TV!
The 'Casper's a child' lady cracked me up! She probably wasn't even born when Casper was on T.V....LOL
the Homer mistake is hilarious. . . Jimmy makes a critical point, which seemed a bit awkward; but how else does one address the FACT that Trump did NOT do an adequate handling the arrival of COVID? That point should NOT be overlooked nor mitigated itself (among the other gaffes of the former president).
@Ryan Schreader you do know trumpy had nothing to do with inventing a vaccine. He just told the scientists to make one.after a year of killing people, he needed to do something before election day so he could get a second term.too little too late.he was useless
That's a fact?
What if I told you Trump put Fauci in charge of the pandemic response in January, months ahead of Democrats who, at the time, said Trump was fear mongering?
Please, let's discuss these "facts" because I am 100% sure you don't have them all.
@@renatawarec Ah, right, Operation Warp Speed had nothing to do with it.
You people also swore you'd never take Trumps Vax that wasn't tested and couldn't be ready...
...but when your multi-billion dollar media corporation overlords told you to get it, you jumped to do so.
@@JaysSavvy also faucci did gain of function research with china.
That's what happens when we take the classics out of education. Donuts!? 😑
Mmmmmmmm…donuts…
Hey, blame Matt Groening for stealing the name lol
The Simpsons IS a classic though. Seriously, from season three through ten or so, it was the best show on TV by a long shot.
"Carlson" as the male form of "Karen" shouldn't just be a passing joke. Please use your social media presence to make it actually happen. I know that Alex Jones still has an audience, but the less seriously we take these "journalists," the more they'll fade into obscurity like him.
If you’re a man and set down to pee then jus say that 🥰🥰
@@marlenna6730 Carlson definitely stands up to pee but with his pants pulled all the way down.
@@LorenzoDoesntExist ok tom, ill pretend that made sense so you don’t have a fit
Carlson is too prissy to be the male form of anything.
Feck you, you don't exist.......so sad lorenzo
I grew up with Halloween and thought nothing of it, but I have been surprised by some people I've met in my life who really take this seriously and think it is a pagan Satanic ritual or something. I think they ought to just call it "Fall Celebration Costume Day" because it is kind of fun as a kid to dress up in a costume ... but either way it's no big loss for me.
I died when the guy said Casper is a child!😆😆😆😆
Ambrosia is the food of the Greek gods, often depicted as conferring longevity or immortality upon whoever consumed it.
Oh hell, all I can think of is when Edward Scissorhands gets spoonfed the ambrosia salad.
Came here to find the answer. Knew it was either mana or Ambrosia but thought Ambrosia might be be latinized from a third possibilit ...?
Are you sure it isn't ambergris?
@@Boldra Ambrosia is just the greek word ἀμβροσία which means "belonging to the undying/immortals". The way we pronounce it is latinized, though.
@@insane_troll Insane Troll, you so insane! ♥️
I heard Carlson was named the Queen of Smears at his graduation from Trump University School of Journalism.
Tucker isn't a journalist. He's a TV entertainer.
The one with the eggs kinda made me angry.
I expect the producers to invite 100 homeless people to an awesome omelette per egg that was wasted in this challenge.
The squid probably cost more as a food item.
Lots of wasted food
With fried squid rings on the side.
I don't know why I find it so funny the way that guy is saying donuts....Doughnothhhhhsss. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Poor Tucker has relentless constipation.
Not only is Halloween Rob Schneider's 58th birthday, it also would have been John Candy's 71st birthday, if he were still alive.
RIP John 🙏
Both comedians and one is funny... *spoiler alert: it's John Candy.*
The irony that John Candy was born on Halloween 😂 couldn’t help it
What an insult to John Candy!
Never dreamed Tipping Point would make it to American soil 🤣
That was too funny at the end with the Candy Corn on the Cob Challenge.
Ah yes. Homer Simpson’s epic poems.
Bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up, bed goes down
Yeah, I'm glad he explained at the end. I thought WTF donuts, both of them? Manna. I think it's supposed to be manna.
@Miles Doyle God is a bullshit idea. Fact.
@@marshwetland3808 Ambrosia. I googled.
@@akgonen60 you sound like a stupid “edgy” teenager lol. Even if there isn’t a god, life without rules would be 10x as chaotic as it is now
My children say that I do not need a hallowen mask because there is no difference
When I enter the room my cat runs away with panic
Laughing Out Loud watching the tiktok challenges! Thanks, really made my morning
How does a woman with the last name Kookenberger not like Halloween 🎃??? She's already clearly Kooky!! Lol
Out here in Seattle schools have forbidden Halloween for 20 or 30 yrs so as not to offend Christian groups that don't celebrate holidays. My sister who was an elementary school librarian got around it by declaring "dress as a book character day" Voila. Change of name, everybody got to dress up. All happy
It’s the same where I am in Oregon. Halloween costumes haven’t been allowed for years.
I'm out here too, north of Seattle. We had Fall Festivals and Harvest Festivals when my kids went to school. Costumes were accepted.
It's sad when some weird religion changes things for everyone. "No, you can't do that it offends me", but the argument doesn't work the other way, "I believe in celebrating Halloween".
Our Christian church had a trick or trunk event every year till covid. Parishioners dressed up their cars, had the candy in the open trunks and parents and kids in costumes went around the parking lot trick or treating. Everyone knew everyone so it was safe.
@@silverforest4682 that’s such a wonderful event for kids! A lot of our churches did the same, before Covid. I work in a hospital emergency room. Our hospital has a daycare/pre-school. We used to always decorate our different departments, handing out candy. Kids from the whole city would come up to get treats. It was so wonderful! Hopefully, better days are coming. 🎃🧡
Best bit: Put on a pumpkin face, ate garbage out of a bag, and scared the hell out of everyone. 🤙
Also don't forget he hung out with a vampire.
I can't believe we the US Went with out a president for four years.
@@lumen5973 Right!?! Good on us!
@@notsure1969 The leaky face type? Definitely! Spooky characters abound this halloween!
Didn't stop by to watch as km looking for the new Gutfeld uploads but had to stop by to let you know how horrible of a show this has always. So glad to finally have a real deal late night show that us funny and entertaining!! Gutfeld trumps you
The Tic Tok Challenge was one of the funniest things I've seen on the Kimmel (in the street) challenges.
Jimmy's mockery of social media, TikTok etc is spot on. That woman posing in front of her father's open coffin just about sums up the solipsistic nature of much of social media and self styled "influencers" - a word that aptly is not recognised in the dictionary.
You are spot on! Absolutely awful and discraceful! There is an excellent music video "Noise" from the band "Nightwish". Even if you do not like the music the message of social media culture and people in it is excellent. And this is no advertising! You can watch the video on "mute". Thank you!
Influencer is in the dictionary though haha
First use of "solipsistic" in a youtube comment!
Yep, it was in incredibly poor taste, and her outfit was just hilarious. ...but she also looks a lot like Nautica Thorn, so there are a lot of different reactions warring in my brain right now.
More than anything else social media has led to the erosion of our society. Whether it is being weaponized politically to spread disinformation and hatred, or as this case so clearly illustrates it draws people into a world where they are the center and their only means of validation comes from comments and likes. If the politicians on both sides of the aisle really wanted to do something to “clean” up our society, start by banning all forms of social media. In the short term people would be angry, but as they actually were forced into having having real relationships and experiences, life would move forward and this become just another footnote in the history books.
When I was in elementary school, only the kindergartners came to school in their costumes. They would parade around the first-graders room, who would pretend that those costumes were impressively scary.
That was nice.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Tik Tok game was hilarious I can't believe people would actually eat stuff like that.
clip at the end, candy corn on the cob, is legendary omg lmfao
Tucker and the last seconds of this video are a perfect match.
Isn't it convenient that children all of a sudden get COVID right as the vaccine is getting approved for them? People are so gullible! If its on TV it must be true. Just ignore that every other ad is for a pharma pill!
@@LifeisA_Dream Isn't it convenient that just as pizza is released to the general public that most people seems to like it? Are they trying to turn us into cheese? Seems fishy to me. What are they putting in the pizza?
@Miles Doyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jason Rollins you’ll probably get beaten down by your comrades.
@Jason Rollins Your comment just shows how brainwashed by the media you are. Left vs Right is a divide and conquer scam. Never did I say I support Fox news or Trump or Q. They are vaccine pushers too, just less so. Its good cop, bad cop. The oldest trick in the book and people keep falling for it.
I think the people have spoken, Jimmy. Male Karen is a “Tucker” since it’s more recognizable and rolls off your tongue.
I'm gonna be nice Ian Mccombie! NO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SPEAK NOW! Gas Prices effect EVERYTHING and so Prices for EVERYTHING will Rise! I would love to debate what's you're response?
It has to be no more than two syllables when giving names to someone to be more easily recalleable..
So, Please don't respond with Nonsense! Energy like Natural Gas, Propane, Jet Fuel, Diesel Fuel, Gasoline and Heating Oil prices Rise for the American People! So Please Check Yourself! Oh, By the way their are 2 Genders MALE & FEMALE ✌
And it rhymes with another certain curse word.
Says a lot about a "comedian" who needs for his comedy to be corrected in the UA-cam comment section.
it’s like a dog got too distracted to open a museum
Everyday was Holloween with Trumf!🤣🤣🤣
Soppy Bag of Phlegm is maybe the best description of Tuck yet!
🤪🐑🤡💉😷💲🐀💩
@C Z what’s even funnier is that Trump lost🤣🤣🤣🤣
Years ago a crazy principal at our friend's kid's school tried to "de-emphasize" (eliminate) Halloween festivities, probably due to her having a bad experience as a kid, who knows. Anyway, the parents basically said, "The hell we will!" and she backed down!
Good for you I’ve always loved Halloween!
Lol ,the candy corn on the Cob challenge 🤣
casually puts a lethal dose of salt on that candy corn on the cob
Soppy bag of phlegm describes Tucker Carlson accurately enough to pick him out in a line-up.
Lets Go Brandon
@@larryj3164 Yawn.
@@dekerivers5798 Lets Go Brandon
@@larryj3164 Let’s go former guy.
@@dekerivers5798 Lets Go Brandon can you tell me where I can get my Chyna Joe Biden motivational speech?? LOL let’s go Brandon
Homer’s Odyssey is him driving home from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant as seen in the opening credits. 😁 [now corrected by comment]
I did not even consider Homer Simpson when they were asked what other food did the gods eat. All I could think was that they didn't eat donuts in antient Greece.
@Miles Doyle How's the gig economy working out for you there bud? How much is the catholic church paying you per time you paste your nonsense everywhere? A tenth of a cent? Don't worry, you'll have enough for a stick of gum soon(ish)
@Miles Doyle Thank You, Godbot!
*from
@@DRiungi Oh my, you’re right. It just shows how long since I’ve watched The Simpsons.
Lmao, what was worse, the candy corn or the Snickers n mustard. It looked like the candy corn.
Is it true that Greg Gutfeld beating all of these "comedians" in ratings?
Yup! People are moving on from these Democratic puppets who all tell the same jokes that the same guy wrote for them. They aren’t fun or funny anymore.
@@jestinrobinson5115 the Fact He Couldn't hear and See the trolling that Tucker was doing was Sad... The guy who was Karl Malone doesn't Know sarcasm when he hears/see it.....
Live Rounds Matter 😉🤫
@@blueskyz8097 and literally a day or two earlier they were slamming MGT about not wearing a mask 😂😂😂
@@blueskyz8097 Right? Tucker was making fun of them by calling it a crime lol
I think Jimmy knows this, they just took the clip of him saying it was a crime and flipped it because they literally have nothing else to use.
So true. Kimmel and that dancing syringe idiot are officially now the butt of the joke.
Omg so funny Jimmy we love you so much
'All SnickersEve' ..
Lol.
I was a class mom in my son's 2nd grade class, at Halloween 🎃 I asked one of the boys in the class what his costume was going be? He looked at me with wide eyes and in a children of the corn voice said" My mother says Halloween is the Devils 😈 birthday."
I had to take a bathroom break because I couldn't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😆 😅
I've met a few Carlsons. Difficult to try and reason with them
Carlsons it is!!! LMAO!!
The best part of the last challenge was the wretching at the end.
People will literally do anything if you point a camera at them.
Can somebody tell the President not to cough into his hands but into the crook of his elbow?
I'm glad the British have studied the American classics, like the great epic The Simpsons
What was the actual answer? Was it ambrosia? I remember hearing 'nectar and ambrosia" together once. WTF is ambrosia?
C'mon, someone's gotta know cause I'm too lazy to Google :-/
I'm rather disappointed neither of them said "doh!" once they realized it was the wrong Homer.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Its basically a fruit salad. I could be completely wrong too as I'm also too lazy to Google it, but I think like oranges/shredded cocunut/etc.
@@dzd2371 oh yeah I heard about that! I think ambrosia salad may be an American thing, though...
.... so I'm guessing we're still on the wrong Homer. Plus, I'd be surprised if he'd eat fruit.
What were we talking about again? :-D
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 🤣
Tuck couldn’t careless about the people he preaches to!
He like dump love the uneducated people. They are the only people that don’t realize how moronic they are!
He does, just not in a healthy way. He only does this for them, for the attention of the crowd, so he gives them what they want which is a never ending cascade of unhinged outrage and they keep coming back for more.
In a way it's very smart because it's so effective. He meets them at the emotional and intellectual level they're at and whips them up into a frenzy which probably also gives them a hit of dopamine.
@@msizzygirl1 they like furious little ants follow his trigger words like breadcrumbs
@@silverblue73 Jus doing what he’s paid for .
@@sunshine3914 right, and I'm not sure it's for the money, other than bragging rights, because he grew up wealthy
the urrp at the end...precious.😂
Let's start a movement to change "Karen " to Marjorie
All Hallow's Eve - when we celebrate our ancestors! May we live long to dance and enjoy many Days of the Dead (November 1)
Not quite.. All Hallow's Eve is the night before All Hallow's Day (or All Saint's Day) when Western Christians honor the Saints. Nov 2 is All Soul's Day, for the memory of the dead.
With that Aileen Wuormos’ outfit, we do now know why Sinema have killed all of those important bills.
Everyone push to get her taken off her committees. Shumer can do it.
Yes! Maybe she is still struggling with that bi-partisan thing?!! Bad joke but even here in Finland we do not like her/what she is doing. I do not know how to react, I am (like) a clown, happy face, crying inside.
No animals at the circus! As there currently in congress😂
Greg Gutfeld is funnier and his show gets higher ratings.
Good for you my guy
greg is the king of late night
What are you doing here leave
utube brought me here. Greg Gutfeld is funnier and his show has more viewers then this media talking head.
Greg Gutfeld is funnier and his show gets higher ratings.
Wth Julie, it’s been a tough enough time lately, give the kids Halloween!
Hello 👋 how's it going with you
Julie will be shown the door soon enough..
It gets me that if Biden isn't wearing a mask, FOX News thinks it's awful; however, if he is wearing a mask, that's awful too. I mean, come on FOX, it's got to be one or the other.
And besides all that I've never heard of anyone getting arrested for not wearing a mask. The most they'll do is make you leave. And Carlson seems to have forgotten that he himself just a couple years ago was constantly pointing out that you can't press charges against a sitting president.
It’s called sarcasm, do as I say, not as I do!
Republicans or conservatives don’t give a crap if you wear a mask or not they point this stuff out because it’s the hypocrisy of the left saying if you don’t wear a mask you’re killing other people and in Biden’s case telling people they have to wear a mask so it gets pointed out when they don’t wear masks based on their own advice for you. Do as I say and not as I do. Obviously Tucker doesn’t mean it when he talks about pressing charges for not wearing a mask he is merely being satirical because for along time that was the lefts view on anti maskers that they should be charged. It is satire and it flies right over all of your heads.
@@andrewdishman26 well said
@@andrewdishman26 I 100% agree with u and I’m not even a full blown republican but I can’t stand Biden
@@andrewdishman26 Tucker admits he doesn’t say facts, he just lies. He told that to a jury.
Tucker was being sarcastic but they don’t show context
Tucker admitted in Jury all he says is lies
@@trumplostlol5281 send me where he said that I’m surprised he really said that🙂
They're loyalty is cheap no receipts necessary.
@@trumplostlol5281 I looked that up. I hate the guy but that doesn't seem to be accurate. He said he lies sometimes out of weakness or if he's cornered but he tries not to. I can't find where he said what you're saying he says.
Lmao 🤣 that tucking in tuck.