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Or "Tutorial on how to paint a target on your forehead." You drop something like this into a game and they realize what's happening, every other player in that game is going to be trying to kill you as fast as possible.
Charles Thompson haha I shall Join you. Let's team up and snort oxycodone while were at it 2! After we win we can Throw Mint Packs of Iconic masters at all the THOTS who happen to be inside the LGS we are causing Havoc in, once they pick them up we will Shout "Be gone Goblin THOT, You have your Sheckles"! 🤣🌮🤔😌
Tried the deck, my husband has now filed for divorce. The judge seems to take his side that this was to evil so im left with nothing... except the delicious salty tears :P
Nah, that's not bothersome at all. Not when your play group combo off at 5th or 7th turn. And even if the game lasts longer there is no efficient way in red to tutor crucible of world's. That's a gimmick deck at best and won't annoy players with built serious commander decks.
"Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question: How can I play a deck that will have me targeted in my playgroup for eons to come because of that one time?"
Luckily, everybody in my EDH playgroup has bern guilty of this. We all have a deck in retirement because of “that one time”… and we’re all just waiting for a reason to bring it out of retirement!
Ahahah :) I attended my first modern league a couple of days ago with a homebrew after deck and I'm telling you - it was great fun! People at the store were eager to clash against a new deck and helping the local noob (me) to improve it
I know about this site, boi. And because of that, I put plenty of trash land destruction spells in my deck, and a lot of trashy red enchantments. Also, there were no decklists that would seem stronger than the mine as well.
the answer is: use a deck that wins until turn 3, doing a lot of anoying cycles and kill everyone at the same time, after 15 minutes of tutors and extra turns. Next time you play, they will counter your landdrop ;p
Do you ever run out of cards in hand with this build? Love the idea, might run a “Mind’s Eye,” “Staff of Nin,” etc. to keep the gears spinning if opponents interact with takes 1 & 2 at MLD-soft-locks.
staff of nin? yuck. why you would pay for that when you can just run immortal sun and also turn off walkers... besides they would both get blown up by the destroy all artifact combos
The devil on my left shoulder has brought a friend to strangle the angel that's protesting... I'm debating making this as a deck to pull out once in a blue moon, just to be "that guy".
Perfect video, I was actually planning on making a Zozu deck but hadn't yet done the research on nasty cards to put into it, so this makes a very good starting point, THANK YOU!
A "Fight me bro" deck, where you force enemy creatures to face off against your stronger creatures before combat, then attack them while they can't defend. I think that'd be cool to see. I don't even know if thats viable or doable lol
Yup this deck is devious... But no where near unstoppable especially when you have 3 other players aiming at you... It's like trying to play with Skittles or atraxa as comie.
@@johncox9575 just gotta hope at least 1 other person is playing with one of the many other “not this fcking deck” deck, too. Make them choose who to gang up on, and then team up with the other annoying deck and basically make it 2v2. Table politics are something else, man. Just another reason EDH is the best.
@@notrolling-er1wq Riku is a nuts payoff. A 5 mana 2/2 with no protection thar does nothing until you cast another spell with 2 mana to spare is not a fast starter. To get value from Riku on the turn you cast him, you need at least 8 mana and 5 of that needs to be UURRG or UURGG with at least one other colored pip requirement
0:27 "To help your friends stop loving Commander and start hating it." So playing Brawl? Also, can equip Zo-Zu the Punishing with a Lifelink Equipment to gain life when people play lands.
Just wanted to drop a thank you for the professor. Been working bits from his zo-zu deck into a nekusar deck to enable a deck destruction sub-theme alongside the draw punishment and other goodies.
This deck is truely degenerate I think the 3 mana dinosaur, that damages players for playing creatures and denies lifegain would fit in this quite well
You should absolutely do a video on Chainer, Dementia Master. Not only is he a fun and underplayed mono colored commander but he has a serious shortage of information about him.
My dad has a rat milling deck, a sliver deck, a green man ramp deck, a land destruction deck, a blue sea creatures, and a few others. I want to use this and see how it goes.
Just built this amazing deck! I have all the cards except wheel of fortune, unfortunately I couldn’t afford that card, I had to replace it with Magus of the wheel which plays the same. One of my favorite decks so far. Thanks professor
Turning off special summoning works pretty well too, given that recent deck that’s been tearing up the meta which is entirely “you don’t get to have fun” and “you can’t special summon” cards.
Why not play Sek'Kuar Deathkeeper? Instead of dinking people for a damage or two, you can animate all the lands on the battlefield, destroy them and be rewarded with a legion of hasty graveborn!
I actually have a Zo-zu deck! Thanks for the great suggestions! This helps out a lot, I never would have thought about the snow mountains and extra planar lens!
Built this deck and loved it. I cut back on the land destruction a bit to add some meat to the deck, threw in a dragon or two and a magmatic force for some late game damage dealing, added in Stolen Strategy for a bit of chaos and some random strategies.
The new Radha plays this role pretty well too! Nice! I would love to see a nice Rashmi build next! Strionic resonator+sol ring+Paradox Engine, sooooooooo sweet!
Hey doc. can you please use this commander in Command zone, if they call you for a game ? I would like to see it in game, and what would be better idea, than play it in CZ ? :D
You forgot to couple Mana Barb's with power surge so they take damage for not using their lands as well. I just to have a table top deck with this similar concept using a lot of the cards you mentioned in this video.
Raphael Dean see that’s why I’d like to have a group hug deck. I like the interaction between decks at some of their bigger potential, but want to let it be at some cost to them here and there, not being completely oppressive the whole time. Let them play excited at how their deck is running, keeping their mind off the fun inducing, group hug player, and attack the other members of the group, and then sweep their legs out from under them, sometimes very closely depending on how well their decks fire off. And if I lose I lose, but we will all(hopefully) have had fun playing our decks to their potential. That may be a little too perfect of a situation but that’s how I’d want it
You should also run Thieves Auction with Tunnel Ignus and Zo-Zu. It’s a nice, flavorful, mono red way of giving your opponent a choice and punishing them for their decisions (like Browbeat and Vexing Devil). Thieves Auction exiles all non token permanents and each player drafts a permanent from the exiled pile while you get first pick. Your first pick would be Tunnel Ignus which makes it so that any land entering your opponent’s battlefield will cause Tunnel Ignus to do 3 damage to that player. So with Ignus and a damage doubler, your opponents would take 6 damage per land they draft. You force them to either draft lands and die, or draft no lands and be left without lands in play. The “combo” has a pretty similar flavor to red cards like Browbeat and Vexing Devil. It’s “give me this, or I punish you.”
A couple fun additions I'm making is adding Stuffy Doll as well as Pariah's Shield. Hell, have them on the board together, with any of the damage doublers, and you burn someone for 16 by putting down a land.
I've been tinkering with a Zo deck for a while now. Was planning on just proxying it since I know no one in my group will want to play it more then once. I certainly think I'll be grabbing this deck list and giving it a try.
Before I realised how much it cost, I tried to design an Oathbreaker deck with Wrenn & Six that had this theme. It has a lot of group-huggy land ramp cards, then lots of ways to explode the board, get our lands back, then win with a big finisher.
I normally only go to drafts or play sealed but building this deck has me excited to try out commander. I've decided to swap out 26 mountains for 26 snow-covered mountains.
I love your channel... about to become a patreon member! Shocked you didn’t add winter orb that’d be hilarious. Do a Mageta the lion tech deck for edh that’d be so good.
I built this deck a while back and can say this deck is fun when it works but if you get mana screwed or mana flooded you are screwed. This deck has win-cons but it;s more about irritating players and wreaking havoc on the board, which is where the fun lies. While this deck is fun I strongly recommend playing it sparingly b/c of it's hit or miss tendencies and the fact that you get targeted really quickly. That being said I love this deck so much fun to be had.
I play a very similar style in my Mogis deck. Zo-Zu is in there of course. Playing black gives you access to even more misery like Kaervek the Merciless, Havoc Festival, Sire of Insanity and a lot of other fun things that people tend to dislike. It's the deck I bring when people in my group start playing too much combo or durdle strategies. Games are a lot more fun if everyone is under a clock.
tappedout.net/mtg-decks/mogis-meatgrinder-10/?cb=1534102435 there's always room for change. depending on your playgroup (and your expendable money), you can use more boardwipes, tutors or specific cards to throw a wrench into a certein players gears.
Yes. I'm a Purphoros player, and I find that my deck sometimes doesn't leave the losers of my matches unhappy enough. This deck is sure to do what I cannot
This really reminds me of my Kaervek the Merciless punishment deck. Fun to put together and play at times but keeping the politics of the table from killing you can be a challenge.
the only thing that could be more irritating is leovold, emmisary of trest. But i guess he is banned. So congrats you have created the most anoying commander deck ever.
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Tolarian Community College don't go down this dark path. It's why I was banned from blue.
Tolarian Community College dear prof please do another modern deck tech with goblins PLEASE
Tolarian Community College That deck is missing a Rampaging Ferocidon to be more annoying.
Yo how much this cost tho?
Dont want to he that guy but the intro might cause a seizure with the flashing light. FYI. Otherwise another great EDH video!
Mtg community: Blue is the most annoying colour...
The professor: HOLD MY BEER
More like hold my Blood Moon.
Or hold my merfolk tribal edh deck
@@itsmel9390 bet it sucks.
Woah, slow down there Satan...
The video should be called "Tutorial on how to not have friends"
No, that was his deck on Leovold, but since that card is banned, I guess this could be "Tutorial on how to not have friends 2.0"
Or "Tutorial on how to paint a target on your forehead." You drop something like this into a game and they realize what's happening, every other player in that game is going to be trying to kill you as fast as possible.
twilightcall06 yes but if I play something like this, I’m not caring about winning. I just want to watch the world burn.
Charles Thompson haha I shall Join you. Let's team up and snort oxycodone while were at it 2! After we win we can Throw Mint Packs of Iconic masters at all the THOTS who happen to be inside the LGS we are causing Havoc in, once they pick them up we will Shout "Be gone Goblin THOT, You have your Sheckles"! 🤣🌮🤔😌
Shane Amplify sure why not, I like teaming up with those as demented as me lol
Tried the deck, my husband has now filed for divorce. The judge seems to take his side that this was to evil so im left with nothing... except the delicious salty tears :P
The deck suits your name, lol
*backs away after strolling on whatever the fuck dis is*
he should win your heart back with a blue black reanimator
Marry me? Lmao 😂
Definitely worth it.
Can confirm. Playing against Zo-Zu is a frustrating endeavor.
MTG Muddstah This is why you get table talk going and convince your fellower sufferers to help you punish the Zo-Zu player 😂
Please play this deck muddstah
MTG Muddstah love your vids!
MTG Muddstah *generic goblin laugh*
Nah, that's not bothersome at all. Not when your play group combo off at 5th or 7th turn. And even if the game lasts longer there is no efficient way in red to tutor crucible of world's. That's a gimmick deck at best and won't annoy players with built serious commander decks.
Red commander? Check. GOBLIN commander? DOUBLE CHECK. Annoying red commander deck? you have my undivided attention.
Great profile pic lol
If you get to play this deck on Game Knights, my heart will be complete.
Use it to take out Josh after that dumb shadowborn apostle game.
Omg prof please please please!!!
Hets banned from game knights. "Chill guys, it was just a prank."
yes he must play this on game knights it will be amazing
Please prof!!!!
"Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question: How can I play a deck that will have me targeted in my playgroup for eons to come because of that one time?"
Luckily, everybody in my EDH playgroup has bern guilty of this.
We all have a deck in retirement because of “that one time”… and we’re all just waiting for a reason to bring it out of retirement!
"Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question: How can I irritate other Commander players?"
I already know the answer to this, I run a Phenax commander deck. It has been nicknamed the fun police deck because I take everyone's fun
aiRCoft are you familiar with our lord, Empress Galina + Intruder Alarm?
Riffle shuffle your unsleeved deck. Proceed to play a fetchland to find an original dual.
Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question, "Should I get a tattoo of a target on my forehead?"
(Yes)
The funniest joke in the video was him saying players could have fun in other formats
Funniest joke was calling the cards mentioned affordable when he mentions wheel of fortune.
Ahahah :) I attended my first modern league a couple of days ago with a homebrew after deck and I'm telling you - it was great fun! People at the store were eager to clash against a new deck and helping the local noob (me) to improve it
I like standard though.
I only made it to Crucible of Worlds before I decided that I need to report you for bullying.
Had never heard of Zo-Zu before. Now I think it's my favorite card.
you play magic!! this is great news! hi nateson!
Zo-zu is a great card, hurt people for playing duals, hurt them even more for shocks. Taps, bounce etc. Screwed.
That's Kamigawa for you, interesting cards all over
Zo-Zu isn't that punishing for non0-basic lands.
Zo-Zu was my first rare, I'll always love the guy
Best turn 1 I ever had was a Blinkmoth Well into Sol Ring into Winter Orb. Everybody else conceded when they realized the combo on field, lol.
newb shit
"somewhat affordable"
Proceeds to include wheel of fortune.
Logic.
I thought the Lattice was expensive. I nearly crapped my pants when I checked the price of Wheel Of Fortune.
Substitute it for Magus of the Wheel
Ankh isn’t cheep either
And blood of moon
Luckily it’s a commander deck, and 1 card shouldn’t make or break the entire thing (excluding the commander, obviously..).
Woah, I JUST disassembled my Zo-Zu deck, cuz I had no idea how to make it good, and suddenly, my man Prof does it for me. Thank you!
Chicken and rice for a very good price edh rec .com
I know about this site, boi. And because of that, I put plenty of trash land destruction spells in my deck, and a lot of trashy red enchantments. Also, there were no decklists that would seem stronger than the mine as well.
I ll also recommend scryfall.com to search for obscure and lesser known cards
Okay, This is a reference to "How to Irritate people" with John Cleese Right? I hope so that movie is how I aspire to live my life.
Even if it didn't already state so in the title, the acting by itself is a reference enough. And there is absolutely no cause for alarm.
"How to die first at the commander table" the deck.
Azerim YTube hahaha when? If by turn 4 you havent killed that player it starts to become nearly impossible
the answer is: use a deck that wins until turn 3, doing a lot of anoying cycles and kill everyone at the same time, after 15 minutes of tutors and extra turns. Next time you play, they will counter your landdrop ;p
Do you ever run out of cards in hand with this build? Love the idea, might run a “Mind’s Eye,” “Staff of Nin,” etc. to keep the gears spinning if opponents interact with takes 1 & 2 at MLD-soft-locks.
I went with lots of cycling effects
staff of nin? yuck. why you would pay for that when you can just run immortal sun and also turn off walkers... besides they would both get blown up by the destroy all artifact combos
The devil on my left shoulder is shouting at me to play this deck
The devil on my left shoulder has brought a friend to strangle the angel that's protesting... I'm debating making this as a deck to pull out once in a blue moon, just to be "that guy".
my devil got fired and is Looking for a new Job :(
I was once that guy and they were not very happy. #ShadowbornAppostlesOP
Even if you don't win, you'll still have won because your opponent will have had nothing to do with it.
I feel like there are too many decks that this can happen with.
I'm so angry right now!!! I gotta play this as soon as I can.
Perfect video, I was actually planning on making a Zozu deck but hadn't yet done the research on nasty cards to put into it, so this makes a very good starting point, THANK YOU!
This was a great trailer, i'm pumped for the new SAW movie! Looks more gruesome then ever!
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Luca Scanu that made me laugh for reals. I would watch that movie.
A "Fight me bro" deck, where you force enemy creatures to face off against your stronger creatures before combat, then attack them while they can't defend. I think that'd be cool to see. I don't even know if thats viable or doable lol
So, a nearly 15 minute video about how to be the first player that everyone wants to knock out of the game.
wormspeaker Yeah, this is a guide to losing first in your playgroup.
Becoming the enemy of the board 101
...and probably never play with again.
you always gotta have 1 or 2 decks that no one likes because it's either too good or too competetive
Sometimes you just have to BE the gisela player in your group.
It helps take out some pre-game aggression on the other players
Something is deeply wrong with me for wanting to play this deck.
I am going to buy the cards and build it. It is happening
... So have you had some fun yet?
@@josuanachname1914 I've been too poor, maybe soon
@@Ogamra ah, I know that!
Well here's a side to The Professor I've never seen before...
Well since Prof's favourite deck got banned (Leovold), this is the next best thing
*Plays commander with zo-zu* *all experienced players see the shot storm coming* *gets ganked by all the experienced players*
Can confirm, same thing happened to me when I played Riku of Two Reflections
Yup this deck is devious... But no where near unstoppable especially when you have 3 other players aiming at you... It's like trying to play with Skittles or atraxa as comie.
@@johncox9575 just gotta hope at least 1 other person is playing with one of the many other “not this fcking deck” deck, too. Make them choose who to gang up on, and then team up with the other annoying deck and basically make it 2v2.
Table politics are something else, man. Just another reason EDH is the best.
@@notrolling-er1wq Riku is a nuts payoff. A 5 mana 2/2 with no protection thar does nothing until you cast another spell with 2 mana to spare is not a fast starter. To get value from Riku on the turn you cast him, you need at least 8 mana and 5 of that needs to be UURRG or UURGG with at least one other colored pip requirement
"Hollow as the modern format." Good job "irritating" two formats at the same time.
Red: I'm not fun or interesting but I want to win and on the ocassions I don't win I at least want you to hate everything
It's even worse than playing against a good control deck sometimes.
>Not fun
C'mon man.
funniest color on the pie by far
"Hollow as the modern format"
i died
I thought Infect was the best way to lose all your friends in Commander
Nah, land hate is much more hated
Infect walk into the room....
"Have you met my friend Zo-Zu...."
@@CyberDeconstruction Zo-zu: Omae wa mou shindeiru
Infect: NANI!?
You can also combine both by equiping Zo-Zu with Grafted Exoskeleton.
0:27 "To help your friends stop loving Commander and start hating it."
So playing Brawl?
Also, can equip Zo-Zu the Punishing with a Lifelink Equipment to gain life when people play lands.
Basilisk collar should be in the 99
Give Zo-Zu infect.
Grafted exoskeleton, here we come! (On a side note, it does not synergize well with the rest of the deck, and killing the exoskeleton kills Zo-Zu)
Just wanted to drop a thank you for the professor. Been working bits from his zo-zu deck into a nekusar deck to enable a deck destruction sub-theme alongside the draw punishment and other goodies.
This deck is truely degenerate
I think the 3 mana dinosaur, that damages players for playing creatures and denies lifegain would fit in this quite well
Stop giving the prof ideas
Yeah lifegain is kind of the nemesis of these kinds of decks. You can't ping somebody to death easily if they have 100 life.
It was at 0:25 that I realized that this is a parody of John Cleese's How to Irritate People. Well done, Prof.
PLEASE DO NOT RUN THIS DECK
daemonCaptrix you haven't seen the tip of the salt iceberg
run this deck though
Why not?
You think this is irritating? Try to play against a Hokori, Dust Drinker.
While I typically agree. When you come up against turn 6 wins in your play group, it makes you really fancy doing so.
Why is Sean Bean telling me about the greatest commander deck I've ever heard of?
You should absolutely do a video on Chainer, Dementia Master. Not only is he a fun and underplayed mono colored commander but he has a serious shortage of information about him.
Abaddon I love Chainer. If I still wanted to run a mono black EDH deck, I would rebuild him.
Abaddon YES! I approve!
And as a follow-up, I built a casual Chainer deck. I became re-inspired.
Your deck tech videos are getting better and better, I love the presentation here! Great work, Prof.
How to irritate Canadian Magic: the Gathering players:
Put a 10% tariff on Magic cards.
In costa rica, the packs (standard)are almost $10.
“It’s very obvious what you are up to as soon as you cast them.”
LMAO
This is why I run the one-drop red "Artifact Blast".
awesome professor! pls more commander videos like this :D loving to see not popular commander deck techs! greetings from switzerland :)
Cube April.dec
My dad has a rat milling deck, a sliver deck, a green man ramp deck, a land destruction deck, a blue sea creatures, and a few others. I want to use this and see how it goes.
Thank God for counter spell decks!!! Best way to beat Zo-Zu counter every spell that player casts.
Vano Zuch and then get trashed on by the other two players.
I like how every time I watch a video of yours the ad before the vid is a ad for my community college near me
How to kill a Lord Windgrace player 101
Can confirm
My only deck is lord wind grace, and the further I got into this video, the gladder I was that none of my friends are evil.
Just built this amazing deck! I have all the cards except wheel of fortune, unfortunately I couldn’t afford that card, I had to replace it with Magus of the wheel which plays the same. One of my favorite decks so far. Thanks professor
How to irritate magic the gathering players:
Play Yu-Gi-Oh.
How to irritate yu-gi-oh players:
deny them access to their graveyards
Turning off special summoning works pretty well too, given that recent deck that’s been tearing up the meta which is entirely “you don’t get to have fun” and “you can’t special summon” cards.
Can confirm.
I have played a Zo-Zu commander for about a year. I love your take on the deck, i think I will be changing a few cards now.
Why not play Sek'Kuar Deathkeeper? Instead of dinking people for a damage or two, you can animate all the lands on the battlefield, destroy them and be rewarded with a legion of hasty graveborn!
That will actually end the game quickly and be fun :P
654billygoat If you're going to make your playgroup suffer, might as well end their pain quickly 😂
Or don't and be a sadist I guess
Self promoting your new deck tech, huh? Love your work!
Omer Frank shhh don't let the trolls hear you, they'll sling insults at me! 😂
Thanks, I appreciate the love!
Deck Builder’s Society Always be a sadist. Lol I run Inalla, with the combination of both alters.
Zo-Zu has always been one of my favourite commanders. Good to see him getting some love.
Good deck for a beginner?
Manabarbs! I run that and become enemy #1 as soon as it drops. lol
Stickman Productions pair it with power surge and really piss them off
I actually have a Zo-zu deck! Thanks for the great suggestions! This helps out a lot, I never would have thought about the snow mountains and extra planar lens!
Shattering Spree is like $13 I have like 20 of them. Who would of guessed
Shattering spree is 4-5 bucks. Where the hell do you buy cards?
@@monster2slayer not when this video came out, price dropped due to the izzer guild deck.
Built this deck and loved it. I cut back on the land destruction a bit to add some meat to the deck, threw in a dragon or two and a magmatic force for some late game damage dealing, added in Stolen Strategy for a bit of chaos and some random strategies.
I didn't even finish the video because I was already irritated lmao 😂
A good group of MTG players love u playing this deck bc it gives more of a challenge to kick your ass faster😄
Please do some Pauper EDH decktech. The format is amazing and could use some love.
The new Radha plays this role pretty well too! Nice!
I would love to see a nice Rashmi build next! Strionic resonator+sol ring+Paradox Engine, sooooooooo sweet!
Hey doc. can you please use this commander in Command zone, if they call you for a game ? I would like to see it in game, and what would be better idea, than play it in CZ ? :D
You forgot to couple Mana Barb's with power surge so they take damage for not using their lands as well. I just to have a table top deck with this similar concept using a lot of the cards you mentioned in this video.
pale Umbreon ohh that’s horribly mean
I’d absolutely love to see Selvala, hero returned! I’ve always wanted a group hugs deck and one that has a secret backstab for the win
Raphael Dean see that’s why I’d like to have a group hug deck. I like the interaction between decks at some of their bigger potential, but want to let it be at some cost to them here and there, not being completely oppressive the whole time. Let them play excited at how their deck is running, keeping their mind off the fun inducing, group hug player, and attack the other members of the group, and then sweep their legs out from under them, sometimes very closely depending on how well their decks fire off. And if I lose I lose, but we will all(hopefully) have had fun playing our decks to their potential. That may be a little too perfect of a situation but that’s how I’d want it
i use her as my turbofog commander
I have a black vice version where you make 4 if then and make everyone draw 20 cards a turn
I would love to see more videos like this for the other formats!! :D
Ok, don't tell them but you need to play this on the next command zone. Just say you are playing mono-red
You should also run Thieves Auction with Tunnel Ignus and Zo-Zu. It’s a nice, flavorful, mono red way of giving your opponent a choice and punishing them for their decisions (like Browbeat and Vexing Devil). Thieves Auction exiles all non token permanents and each player drafts a permanent from the exiled pile while you get first pick. Your first pick would be Tunnel Ignus which makes it so that any land entering your opponent’s battlefield will cause Tunnel Ignus to do 3 damage to that player. So with Ignus and a damage doubler, your opponents would take 6 damage per land they draft. You force them to either draft lands and die, or draft no lands and be left without lands in play. The “combo” has a pretty similar flavor to red cards like Browbeat and Vexing Devil. It’s “give me this, or I punish you.”
The commander alone will get you hated out of play.
A couple fun additions I'm making is adding Stuffy Doll as well as Pariah's Shield. Hell, have them on the board together, with any of the damage doublers, and you burn someone for 16 by putting down a land.
I hate it. No wait I love it. Wait no.
I've been tinkering with a Zo deck for a while now. Was planning on just proxying it since I know no one in my group will want to play it more then once. I certainly think I'll be grabbing this deck list and giving it a try.
Reprint flavor text:
C'mon Eat some of these dang eggs ya dingus!
-Dr. Steve Brule
One of my favorite videos. Can’t wait to build the deck.
Cool deck, but if you want to run this expect games to be 1 vs 3 until you get eliminated.
Doesn't matter, the point is to make everyone else miserable.
Christopher Woodbury I mean I can not shower for 2 weeks and show up smelling like ass to a tournament
Before I realised how much it cost, I tried to design an Oathbreaker deck with Wrenn & Six that had this theme. It has a lot of group-huggy land ramp cards, then lots of ways to explode the board, get our lands back, then win with a big finisher.
I hate you. Congratulations.
I normally only go to drafts or play sealed but building this deck has me excited to try out commander. I've decided to swap out 26 mountains for 26 snow-covered mountains.
Truly horrible. Why did you turn your brilliant mind to such destruction? Who hurt you prof? Atraxa? Meren? Braya? The horror!
I love your channel... about to become a patreon member! Shocked you didn’t add winter orb that’d be hilarious. Do a Mageta the lion tech deck for edh that’d be so good.
As a red player, this deck makes me very happy.
Came to check this out after it was mentioned in the Shuffle Up and Play video with the revised much less land destruction version you played.
Just added every card for this deck to my cart on tcgplayer.com and yeah. $303. Very affordable.
I put every card into cardkingdom and the total cost was $387
Mission accomplished. I am sufficiently incensed to hear the decklist.
I want to watch a mirror match
I built this deck a while back and can say this deck is fun when it works but if you get mana screwed or mana flooded you are screwed. This deck has win-cons but it;s more about irritating players and wreaking havoc on the board, which is where the fun lies. While this deck is fun I strongly recommend playing it sparingly b/c of it's hit or miss tendencies and the fact that you get targeted really quickly. That being said I love this deck so much fun to be had.
Prof what have you done
Ghave or Karador! I've been watching your videos for a long time! Huge fan!
How to irritate a player in EDH : Turn cards the wrong way ... That's how.
Mistress Gineva ....theres a right way?
The right way is, funny enough, to the right.
Nah, you play your lands in front of all other permanents. That's how you tilt people
Just mix lands and other permanents together.
Or the Coup de Gras, turn your lands the wrong way, played in front of all your permanents, while playing this deck.
I play a very similar style in my Mogis deck. Zo-Zu is in there of course. Playing black gives you access to even more misery like Kaervek the Merciless, Havoc Festival, Sire of Insanity and a lot of other fun things that people tend to dislike.
It's the deck I bring when people in my group start playing too much combo or durdle strategies. Games are a lot more fun if everyone is under a clock.
Can I get a deck list?
tappedout.net/mtg-decks/mogis-meatgrinder-10/?cb=1534102435
there's always room for change. depending on your playgroup (and your expendable money), you can use more boardwipes, tutors or specific cards to throw a wrench into a certein players gears.
10 cards in and my stomach is hurting
Yes. I'm a Purphoros player, and I find that my deck sometimes doesn't leave the losers of my matches unhappy enough. This deck is sure to do what I cannot
Just run one taxes deck and use Armageddon...
Gustavo Oliveira I've been banned from playing blue for a reason.
This really reminds me of my Kaervek the Merciless punishment deck. Fun to put together and play at times but keeping the politics of the table from killing you can be a challenge.
If this card banned on commander, it's on you, proof!
I'd love to see you tackle Phage as the Commander. Yes, Phage the Untouchable.
the only thing that could be more irritating is leovold, emmisary of trest. But i guess he is banned. So congrats you have created the most anoying commander deck ever.
I’d like to see either a themed deck around the new Bolas, or some form of a Lands deck.