@@AmanKhan-ff5yo I'll explain! Basically he was drunk had told the woman that he ain't drunk. But tge woman was smart and told him "ok, tell the time" And that dumbass didn't say the time for example 4pm, he didn't say that. He literally said to the clock that he isn't drunk, after the woman asked tell the time...
Wow , he’s an inspiration. Most people only speak to the clock when they want to know the time, but this man involves the clock in family affairs. Truly beautiful
Clearly u are not an intellectual, it is grammatically incorrect to say, "very intellectual", since it the word intellectual cannot be used in that way as it is being used as a noun and not a verb of sorts.
Thats what the clock said word to word, yup you got it right, thats is so the clock when it goes 在一起就算 但你好 但是我 我方對我 但是很好 我方政府在 你好嗎？！ 這邊是以 你們的人民 我方已是 我倆是一定 then it repeats the verse from the bible goin’ like يفٍ يكذيًبا آزليةص فجصق لپجسكص طْشًسحش ثمضببس صحةتت سك 😂😂😂😂😂
Nay, thou imbecile. It was not beforehand stated that he wouldn’t be proven drunk if he did his woman’s bidding, henceforth initiating a suspicion of his statement.
You know it’s a gold video when: -The title is short af -Uploaded at least 2 years ago -No more than 40 seconds in length -Has at least 5M views -Recommended to you after you watch one that falls into the categories above.
He's not drunk, he's more intelligent than we thought.
Please tell me what this means in last am unable to get it please brother 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@AmanKhan-ff5yo u drunk too.. 😁😁😁
@@yalahmasagk2992 🤣
@@AmanKhan-ff5yo I'll explain! Basically he was drunk had told the woman that he ain't drunk. But tge woman was smart and told him "ok, tell the time" And that dumbass didn't say the time for example 4pm, he didn't say that. He literally said to the clock that he isn't drunk, after the woman asked tell the time...
@@hendrie.b7972 thanks brother 😘😘😘😘😘
Only a drunk man would miss a perfect dad joke moment. He's sober
😂
Got u to 1k!
Hey i was supposed to do that ahhaha
@@masonwiltrout7437 hahahaha I was supposed to do that to
@@ozzycodm6743 cool!
He’s not drunk. He did exactly what was told
Facts
Correct
✨ f a c t s ✨
Not
Ur profile and my is same bro😵😵❤️❤️👍
Wow , he’s an inspiration. Most people only speak to the clock when they want to know the time, but this man involves the clock in family affairs. Truly beautiful
💀
funniest comment award 1st place
😂
I'm your 999th like
아 개읏기네
He's right
I'm 1st
@@joserodriguez7666 and I am Second
I AM THIRD, BOOO YAHHH 😎
And i am last😌
Hi bang
He couldn’t be more sober. Man literally did what he was told to do.
I didn't get Rick rolled :)
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Because it the wrong link🤣
This comment makes the video more funnier. lol
Exactly, because the video was staged.
@No Subscribing I got rick rolled lol
Exactly
Facts,
Videos which are less than 1:00 min are legendary.
Love that Ryujin pfp
faxx yoo
And also low quality video
Yep
bruh did u just compliment tik too videos
Was he telling the truth? Only time will tell…
😂
Well either he is drunk or have enormous autistic social intelligence issues 😂
NAH
This was good
finally, a perfect comment.
She literally told him to tell the time that he wasn't drunk & he obliged. Great guy.
Can you"tell"the time?
Omg i got it now😂
Its like write 'something' on the board
2.3k likes in 2 days. You hit the jackpot dude
this guy is an absolute hero
A legend. Also who gets 1.1k likes (in a day) and no replys lol
**Mind blown**
he saved my day lol
@@Gamefileplays h-how?
can you guys tell me how to get a lot of likes? what will i do?
And to this day, the time has never questioned him again.
time is still in coma..no one ever talked to him like this before
Time has never questioned him in the first place
@@realprisec poor time :(
Click on the link *thank me later* nah I won’t check it out
@@realprisec uhh u hurt me 💔
Give this man an Oscar for talking to the time. Most people just talks to people but this man talks with the time. Respect.
😐😐
he’s boutta start giving money to attention
i beat the hell out of time
Huh?
He put so much confidence in the word yes.
🤣🤣🤣..true tho
0:23
It’s the clothes
Your name! 😂😂
Thank you Ted mosby
*He’s not drunk, he’s just very intellectual*
Non sono ubriaco, sono saggio
Clearly u are not an intellectual, it is grammatically incorrect to say, "very intellectual", since it the word intellectual cannot be used in that way as it is being used as a noun and not a verb of sorts.
U dont evan no inglish, I iz batar inglish Dan u
Intelligent*
@@MiniSkuse Smart-ass
"I'm not f*** drunk"
Clock: Calm down dude I just work here..
Lol
Thats what the clock said word to word, yup you got it right, thats is so the clock when it goes 在一起就算 但你好 但是我 我方對我 但是很好 我方政府在 你好嗎？！ 這邊是以 你們的人民 我方已是 我倆是一定 then it repeats the verse from the bible goin’ like يفٍ يكذيًبا آزليةص فجصق لپجسكص طْشًسحش ثمضببس صحةتت سك 😂😂😂😂😂
Ok
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ruined copied comment
I love that confidence in saying Yes,
And he proved it.
He told the time that he in fact, isn’t drunk. What a chad.
Yes
I didnt think of it like that but holy shit
hes not wrong
No he didnt.
No he didnt.
Wall clock: he isn't drunk, don't ever question his loyalty ever again.
xDD
Likes are at 666 I’m bout to make it 667
Bruh we are all here in 2020
as opposed to floor clock
The clock is right.
Twice a day.
Let's hope this is one.
yo. he wasn’t drunk, he is just built different
Like a dad
@@AnimeMLG wtf
2 Ds lol Fine imma stop
Dam this joke can be taken super badly but still this was hilarious
umm, this isn’t a joke but umm okay
If Mark says he's not drunk,
I believe him.
"So, is he drunk?"
"Only time will tell."
Get out 😐
Lmao
Clock got shook
God damnit.... thanks for the free chuckle
Lol
I don't know why that woman is throwing the problem to the poor clock.
Deee im the 100 like bro
Typical whamen
**No** you but **we** don't know
if you read my name, you are gay
*Soviet anthem playing in the backround*
@@alexnovak3319 i can hear
Man : "I'm not fckin drunk"
Clock : "Understandable, have a nice day."
Good name
Broooo.... I actually thought that you commented this 69 years ago!! 😂😂
Your name lol
@@Braceface2.0 same
I got this recomended today
Back when internet was simple and fun
*Tells the time*
Task failed successfully
True XD
I wheezed just now-
8
the target is neutralized
I was just going to say that. Luckily I saw this before I said it.
He's not drunk, he's just an intellectual
Thanks, kakyoin
And you are dead, kakoyin.
Kakyoin do be spittin straight fax.
@@kordiix4783 no need to remind us smh
@@raz7136 yea i know, nnow i am sad cuiz kakyoin is kakyoin
Guy: *"I am not fucking drunk"*
Clock: *"Understandable, go to sleep"*
Hahahaha lollll
Understandable get ur ass to bed
@@mr.worldwide6422 I like that more lmaoo
Lol
Dum
This never fails to put a smile on my face. 🤣😆
Seems legit.
First reply lol
_You think so?_
Sarcasm is powerful on the weeb😂
I mean yeah, he did tell the clock
In hindsight, this is such an obvious fake. Maybe they were recreating something that happened, though.
Clock: *nervous sweating* Stay still. Stay still.
So we meet again
@@learodriguez1362 Because you don't understand the joke.
@@learodriguez1362 You're confusing me, I am very sure that I understand my own joke more than you, but let's not create an argument here so bye.
@@learodriguez1362 wtf is with this guy
You drunk bruh?
@@teamofwinter8128 Dont worry. His autism's blossoming into its full length.
He told the the clock that he isn't drunk. He did everything properly.
He is an intellectual. It seems those who thought he was supposed to "find the time" are the real idiots.
thats the joke
hes actually not drunk ua-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/v-deo.html
The the
Women in a nutshell
He sure told that time...
💀
I bet this guy can win an argument just by saying "I'm not drunk"
Makes me dead😂😂👌🏻
he is more smart than drunk
I don’t find any abnormality. She asked him to tell the time, and he did.
Your comment is so good I don’t know if you’re sarcastic but if you are not she means what time is it then
wow you must be really fun at parties... "hey guys tell me a joke, i'll explain it to you as a normal sentence" you animal.
PlayboyObi 6ix9ine
I cant think of a username 6:09PM
get it? it’s 6ix9ine as a clock.
Time and clock is different
Man: I'm am not fucking drunk
Clock: *he made a convincing argument*
Not Fucking Drunk Brit DESTROYS Ignorant Clock with FACTS and LOGIC
Damn I really wanna like this comment but then it would have 421 likes😥
@@ish4638 I'm dead
@@ish4638 lmaooooo
CLOCKS DON'T SPEAK.
"I am not fooking drunk"
- Thomas shelby from walmart
More like Arthur shelby from peaky blinders
Go away American
The Clock: Listen lady, he is not drunk
OH SHOOT THE C.I.A
OH NO THE CIA!!
Don't worry guys, I am not gonna snitch
Well he spitting the fac
That’s what u want us to think
The fact that there are people from 2 days ago makes me feel like I'm not the only one watching random vids during quarantine :)
i took 2 days to reply 😎
yeah me 2
WillyBoy lol
Same
HASSAN AMIN samee
lol this is an all time youtube classic
taco yes do
What a surprise to see you hear. Sup
Your verified...you get likes now
@@grulightyear8095 you're jealous. So I'll give you a like now
@@siraj_jr_ if someone were to get jealous over this, they have problems
Fact: UA-cam will recommend this video to generations to come because everyone needs to know this legendary conversation.
I got this recommended today.
totally agree and it seems like it happening rn too
The most British drunk person I ever seen yelling at a clock.
LMAO
Actually he was just very sternly telling the clock off
He's British. Bye.
The only British drunk person I ever seen yelling at a clock.
@Find The Light the username says irish
I’m glad he told the clock he wasn’t drunk, it looked worried about him.
I Have Anxiety xd
are you stupid clocks dont live
@@edvinisgaming3509 r/whoosh
@@edvinisgaming3509 r/woooosh
mincegaming350&minecraft bruh
thatta boy you tell that time
+Draegast wow didn't expect to see you here XD
+Draegast o hey drae :D
+Draegast this is my favorite comment on here
wow, was not expecting to see a famous person in the comments
one of the youtubers i like the most
As a clock i can confirm,he is not drunk
Police officer: You're going to jail for weed
Him: They sell weed in jail?
So underrated!
Get ready for a drug test.
Ooh what kind of drugs are we testing?
Enuma Elish I didn’t study and somehow I passed.
I laughed way harder than I should have at this comment 🤣
@@RhiboNuclicAcid haha funny comment
*This man was so drunk that he ended up on my recommendations instead going home*
smooth😂
Smoother
Fresh as fk xD
If you didn't stole it, then you deserve an award for best original comment xD
omfg
The clock really needed to hear that, no need to bully him for it
#stopclockabuse
You are seriously the new Justin Y.
kremit the frog I’ve seen you post comments in so many different videos
Nate Malm I have to say the same for you with the Oh yeah yeah thing
@@nathanaelmalm5641 oh no no
Absolute old but gold here!!
Clock: *“Understandable have a great day”*
lol
Loll
Lmao
You know clocks can’t actually talk right?
Under which stable? I don't find this comment very understandable...
The Clock: No, no. He's got a point.
literally
Love you man, this comment is🔥 😂😂😂😂
1 like for 1k
1K YAAAAYYY
His clock is accurate
*AM NOT FOCKIN DRUNCC*
oi bruv imma slap you, you bloody focker havin fon of the real english accent
Marcc
I AM NOT FOCKIN DRANK
*almost fell in standing*
VoV r/whooosh
Merry Christmas to the people who actually read this on December 25th or 24th
Fact: UA-cam videos less than a minute are legendary
that clock is seriously drunk
r/woooosh
@@myatvart wtf how is that an r/whoosh ???
@brodyisflim, I'm not stupid, i just tried to ruin the joke
Ink Cutie :D [CL] congrats
@brodyisflim lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
Guy: *"I'm not fucking drunk"*
Clock: _Bullshit Mark._
Clock: BeST bullshit i heard 😃
Well he's not lying. His name is Mark. Don't know why people keep calling him that.
(￣(エ)￣)
lol
I think they're about to throw hands
He did exactly as she said, therefore proving he is indeed not drunk
@BUFFIN DEK 😂😂
XD
Fax
Nay, thou imbecile. It was not beforehand stated that he wouldn’t be proven drunk if he did his woman’s bidding, henceforth initiating a suspicion of his statement.
The one person who truly understands this (is you)
No wonder aliens haven't invaded us. They see shit like this and realize they arnt ready.
"Im not f-ing drunk"
The clock : 🕓
It weird that the emoji looks almost identical
Well duh
They had that clock as a reference image
🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕗🕢🕖🕡🕕🕠🕔🕟🕓🕞🕓🕘🕣
The clock be like: 👁👄👁
"He is a little confused but he got the spirit"
More like got the spirits.
@@chicken9056 Aaaaaye, nice one
اي يو ايفون ١١ جييييك امزح يع
اشرحلي جملتك يا محمود
@@tala1497 "إنه مشوش قليلا ولكنه يملك الروح المطلوبة"
"I am not fkin drunk"
Clock: - hyperventilates -
Thats some damn good spelling
This is still hands down the best video on the internet
agreed
That "yes" absolutely kills me, he's so confident about it lol
He told the time that hes not fk drunk,what wrong?
If you think this is real you're a moron.
@@BennyH11 you are funny in party
@@tanthemaker6956 you are good english
@@BennyH11 yes i are
The dislikes are people who thinks he is lying that he is not drunk..
lmaoooo
If you don't mind, I'll take my spot on 2nd on this reply.
Im not *fukin* drunk @_@
He’s not fucking drunk, didn’t you listen?
@Thomas J wooosh
"Are you drunk?"
*No, this is Patrick*
Hahahahah
Xd
Underrated comment
@@hussainal-baghdadi2128 i see a lot on youtube these days
😂
Every video which is less than a minute is a legend
Guy: “I am not fucking drunk”
Clock: “haven’t we been through this before?”
82822
I was so drunk that I returned home 4 days after
i was the 1k th liker of this comment
@@prakhar4449 Nah u not
Clock: right on schedule
This guy: “I’m not f*cking drunk”
The clock: *that’s a reasonable argument, I stand for him*
My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭
Why is this every comment here
@@GS_PlayzFN Just stop brooo
@@GS_PlayzFN stfu
@@GS_PlayzFN My parents promised me if I reached 69 subs bobux man will visit me
Well he told it so I believe him
WOAH LINKMON HEY
Found ya
WoW
bro what are you doing here
Aye look who is here
Time must be sweatin while the man gradually faced him 😂
I like how he is so confident, and for sure, he is not drunk.
Yeah..he is not drunk.
he isn't drunk
Indeed
"I am not fucking drunk"
All woman needs a confident man like him. Responsible, working hard until late, and not drunk..thats my dream man 👍👍
-can you tell the time?
-yes.
*first person in history to talk to time*
Lmao
And prolly the last XD
@Ajay Jain
Thanks for this comment.
Now I understand the video.
@@rajnigupta8716 lol
@@barryallen7389 oh welcome
"Sir, how high are you?"
"No officer you're wrong,
it's hi, how are you"
😆😆😆
What Thaaaa Phaakkkkk...
I can'tt process the original statement in the same way as before in my mind. Thissss izzzzzz *black magic*
Ohh shit...this is underrated af dude...it deserves too many likes
@@JIREN972 its copied
@@aarnavgandhi1680 oh ok u fuckwit...its my first time seeing this comment...so fuck off...
this is the kind of videos that you laugh so freaking hard for once and then you do not forever
Mark: I AM NOT FUCKING DRUNK.
Clock: Yes chef, sorry chef!
Its Kitchen Daymare!
Nice profile pic :)
No iam not fucking drunk
ua-cam.com/video/T55VlLq6jSk/v-deo.html
@@chooxbulbol1985 Bruh.
Finally. A guy who is NOT F*CKING DRUNK
😂😂😂
About fucking time
That man is perfectly fine, the woman must be drunk.
E
E
E
E
E
Everyone needs this level of confidence in his/her/their life peroiodt.
“Are you high”
“No”
“Sir how high are you”
“5ft 11”
It's "Hi, how are you Sir?"
Greta Skywalker yeah
I swear to god, once i got in a hospital like that and it was like
How high are you?
Im 180 cm(in europe)
@@liner9611 yea thats almost the same. 1.80cm is About 6ft
Jesse. Jess for real are you dump?
those dislikes are from the people who couldn’t tell the time
Dislike here ua-cam.com/video/dM9mAF-Nxdg/v-deo.html
He not drunk
I’m I’m not fuming drunk
You mean those likes (accidental dislikes)
I see you everywhere, it’s like we watch the same videos 😂
Quarantine day 750: me watching mark talking to a clock
XD
*Ur mom*
Jerjen Pangalay ur dad
It really is funny if you put it that way
We're all lozing are minds 😂
Police : Do you do drugs ?
Him : What is drugs
Time for people to discover this video
I’ve seen it years ago and it appeared in my recommended rn shit brought back memories lmfao
Why was this recommended for me
🤟
It's third time for me
I see it on tiktok
He is right he is not drunk thats something more powerful than alcohol
Raaa!!
Your not wrong
*congrats*
0:23
@نقطة نقطة I mean you're the arab saying this
Everyone’s gangsta until the clock starts talking back
Lol
Not funny didn’t laugh
Lame jokes.
Burn down the whole house
Didnt that already happen in DHMIS...
6 years later..watched it 1000000 times..still kills me
“Are you drunk?”
“No, i’m Mark”
"nO ThiS iS PaTRick"
Oh, hi Mark
Hamza Ahmed what's up mark
Mark Lee
*Markimoo*
He's clearly not cheating with Drunk, why is it difficult to understand.
What the fu-
Hold on a minute
Oh my god-
Hold up-
I find this difficult to understand
Alcohol does not make this guy drunk he make's the alcohol drunk
Edit: thanks 😊
Sounds like something Zlatan would say
HES NOT FUCKIN DRUNK
I subbed to u coz of the commetn
Bharat Madho I subbed to u coz of the comment as well!
KFC Is not available 😞
The time : calm down I trust you
Task failed successfully
I think it went really well
Copied comment,get rekt
ua-cam.com/video/XKAEJHexuMA/v-deo.html
😂😂😂
Didn’t think this roblox dude would comment on something like this
-Are you high?
-Am I what?
-High
-Hello
Haaaaaaa i get it
@@youhavethebiggay577 Congratulations.
I do not get it
Oh... i didn't get it because i suck at reading in english so i read "High" as something like "hesh" xD
@@dawidek4267 thats sort of quite wrong i guess?
he’s a lil confused but he’s got the spirit
I just watched fresh prince and they said that lolllllllllll
I think he have had a lot of spirits.,
@@Jonathan-xi5mb LMAOO
@@owenstruzz 😭😭
GAGAHAHA
now we need kronii version on this
IQ = I AM NOT DRUNK
Can you say your IQ?
*yes*
@@JustCarp your IQ
Am not fuccin drunk
WHAT IS D R U N C C
Clock: *He ain't drunk*
Drunkn't
@Assassin LP **Fockin*
😂😂
@Assassin LP no swearing in my christian server
@Assassin LP wdym
You know it’s a gold video when:
-The title is short af
-Uploaded at least 2 years ago
-No more than 40 seconds in length
-Has at least 5M views
-Recommended to you after you watch one that falls into the categories above.
And people still ask "why is this in my recommended"
I was here when it was 52 likes and 2 comments
@Watermelon It had 124 likes when I commented this
Im investing my like im going to say this ur going to get 1k likes
I was here when it had 297 likes
He was telling (to) the "time" indeed 😂
His son will be proud because this is a proof that his father is not drunk nor ever drink.
How do u know is he her husband or son?
@@blackandwhiteTree idk lol, maybe bwcause she waits that man to come home till 4am in the morning just to ask how drunk he is like she care.
@@dranrevsamson 😂😂😂yea maybe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 no I thought you know 😂😂😂 he super drunk
@@blackandwhiteTree no shit. we can all agree that he aint drunk.
@@dranrevsamson 😂🤣 he also told to clock he doesn't drunk 😂🤣
Guys give him a break, he said he's not drunk
that's what he wants you to think
that's what he wants you to think
That's what he wants you to think
that's what he wants you to think
that's what he wants you to think
This man's IQ be living in the 3000's
This man is from future
@@yasirjaved9041 nah th 420s
he is from the year *42069*
I mean to be fair she did ask him to tell the time not what time is it.
Hg Loves shipping and anime You called?
Little Jhonny finally grew up and HE'S NOT DRUNK 🤣🤣