Can I Tell You a Joke?

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @KixTricks
    @KixTricks 7 років тому +2116

    makes me sad to see his face after he drops the people off, he smiles like he is remembering good times with a best friend that he will never see again even though he only known them for 5 minuets

    • @martina8651
      @martina8651 7 років тому +208

      Justin L. Well that's deep

    • @groovydolph
      @groovydolph 7 років тому +208

      Justin L. Yeah I caught that in his face when he said bye to the tattoo artist. you can tell he really enjoys the personal interactions. awesome, yet sad.

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 7 років тому +15

      Justin L. I can relate so much dude ;(

    • @Jamie-rh5zn
      @Jamie-rh5zn 7 років тому +9

      o, why u gotta be so deep my man

    • @stopitgethelp451
      @stopitgethelp451 6 років тому +14

      Or maybe he's just tired and wants them the fuck out lmao

  • @Maccyduff
    @Maccyduff 7 років тому +1638

    easily one of my favourite channels on UA-cam! keep up the amazing work Honda!

  • @suphey8193
    @suphey8193 7 років тому +1728

    Tell me a joke Honda Pilot

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 років тому +489

      a blind man walks into a bar.
      and a table. and a chair.

    • @suphey8193
      @suphey8193 7 років тому +14

      Ryan Is Driving and into your car lol

    • @hirtcs
      @hirtcs 7 років тому +19

      I give the joke four.noin out of five.

    • @suphey8193
      @suphey8193 7 років тому +5

      Ryan Is Driving I love harambo

    • @suphey8193
      @suphey8193 7 років тому +4

      Twint he was trying alright at least he didn't call someone dumb

  • @dylan5048
    @dylan5048 7 років тому +1767

    pretty soon a TV network is gonna take our Ryan away and make fake Uber interactions

  • @darthdra133
    @darthdra133 7 років тому +260

    Ryan is the type of guy everyone wants to be

    • @snake-rp1yz
      @snake-rp1yz 4 роки тому +1

      I like to be me and i like ryan.

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 4 роки тому +3

      He's a good lookin' dude (no homo)

  • @holysmokes7532
    @holysmokes7532 7 років тому +421

    What was the damn 3 marine joke. She left us hanging.

    • @laferiousdequarius1636
      @laferiousdequarius1636 7 років тому +15

      Holy Smokes The joke is about Vietnam or some shit. if you play ghost recon it's there

    • @holysmokes7532
      @holysmokes7532 7 років тому +10

      Johna rascal Oh, yea i remember that joke from the game. thanks

    • @Voice7777777
      @Voice7777777 7 років тому +7

      i KNOW she never got to tell her joke ;(

    • @tank7474
      @tank7474 7 років тому +5

      Holy Smokes i dont, what is it?!?!?

    • @lornaphillips6178
      @lornaphillips6178 7 років тому +151

      Holy Smokes pretty sure it was this: The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so they decided to get rid of some of them. They offered $10,000 in severance pay for each inch of their body -- to be measured however they chose.
      The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000.
      Next up was the Army general. He wanted to be measured from the tip of his finger to the tip of his other finger. It was 80 inches. He received $800,000.
      The two generals were very happy with their earnings.
      Finally the Marine general came up. He said he wanted to be measured from the tip of his d**k to the tip of his balls. The man said, ''Sir, do you know how much the other generals received?''
      The general said no. ''Sir, they received $690,000 and $800,000 respectively, are you sure that is what you want measured?''
      The general said, ''Just do it!''
      The man dropped the general's pants and measured his d**k. When he went for the general's balls, they weren't there. The man said, ''Sir, where are your balls.''
      The general said, ''I left them back in Vietnam.''

  • @miguelnunes3097
    @miguelnunes3097 7 років тому +510

    11:46 Ryan.... lmao left hangin

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 років тому +164

      oh shit i didn't notice that. sorry grande

    • @TheLasTWaX
      @TheLasTWaX 7 років тому +51

      Miguel Nunes legend says that guy is still holding his hand in mid air.

    • @alvinthompson6333
      @alvinthompson6333 7 років тому +121

      12:23 He made up for it.

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 7 років тому +10

      I've done that to people, probably more times than I think. When you are driving you aren't paying attention to that haha

    • @matilozano96
      @matilozano96 6 років тому

      "Braaaaah"

  • @jamesridley8613
    @jamesridley8613 7 років тому +80

    With or without a good mic these videos are still great 👌

  • @alright7887
    @alright7887 6 років тому +9

    damn that thing you said about meeting someone and having an intimate ride for a minute and then just never seeing them again must feel crazy
    driving around a bunch of people everyday always sounded like something frustrating and tiring but this changed my whole perspective on that and sounds like something I would love to do
    keep up the great content man

  • @superposition3717
    @superposition3717 7 років тому +357

    Before he gets 10,000,000,000 subs. I want proof that I have been here since 30k

    • @eriklundin1339
      @eriklundin1339 7 років тому +1

      UnleashedWarrior same

    • @mingomingofreebanner
      @mingomingofreebanner 7 років тому

      UnleashedWarrior So am I.

    • @frankyschlong1475
      @frankyschlong1475 7 років тому +1

      same big belly'd blue eyed baby boy

    • @hbbh
      @hbbh 7 років тому

      it has just been a few days and he had over the 70000 subs now

    • @hbbh
      @hbbh 7 років тому

      it has just been a few days and he had over the 70000 subs now

  • @tredog5820
    @tredog5820 7 років тому +498

    WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DRONE SHOTS, I COME HERE FOR THE DRONE SHOTS

    • @ohheather
      @ohheather 7 років тому +1

      Trevor me tooo. where the drone shots attttt

    • @jeakly7829
      @jeakly7829 7 років тому +66

      what is the point of an uber video WITHOUT ANY DRONE SHOTS!!!

    • @sheanthesheep8816
      @sheanthesheep8816 7 років тому +8

      He works his ass off chill

    • @Paco1337
      @Paco1337 7 років тому +8

      he added those to have full 10mins video for more money,videos are longer now so yea ;)

  • @austinmurphy3690
    @austinmurphy3690 7 років тому +65

    I'm kind of pissed that she never finished her joke about the Marines...

  • @samf8676
    @samf8676 7 років тому +36

    I think something I would really like to see next on your channel is some videos where like you talk to your friends who you met in your uber car, like the people you stayed in touch with an gained a friendship with, and kinda like interview them now

    • @lukaGM
      @lukaGM 7 років тому +4

      Sam Fuerbringer so noone... He shuold interview noone, just speak into a wall or something 🐩☺️

    • @strangersound
      @strangersound 3 роки тому

      Ricky. You could make a whole channel on that dude. He's fucking hilarious. :)

  • @carrottop1107
    @carrottop1107 7 років тому +69

    Ryan figured out the "Tooth Hurty"-joke and now the "See that well"-joke...
    YOU A DAD RYAN?! WHERE'S THE KIDS RYAN, WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THEM?!

  • @Theemysteryman-fp5go
    @Theemysteryman-fp5go 5 років тому

    There Needs to be more people like Ryan in this world! Am i right? I am impressed on how Ryan was able to totally turn the passengers attitude around..a full 360...with simple words and the tone of his voice. For 5 yrs. i use to work with clients that were born mentally challenged. His technique..his words and tone set the stage for how the rest of the night would be; for a guy that was clearly angry... to a more positive ..meaningful moment in time..Awesome.

  • @FlyingWithSteven
    @FlyingWithSteven 7 років тому +1

    I started watching these videos yesterday, and now I can't stop! QUALITY CONTENT!!!!

  • @made4tankfight510
    @made4tankfight510 6 років тому

    That smile on your face in every situation... You are a true hero!

  • @kimfalyao4673
    @kimfalyao4673 6 років тому +3

    It's 3:48AM and I'm watching this. I can't believe I'm enjoying watching people chat inside a car. You just earned a subscribe lmao

  • @aeoff72
    @aeoff72 7 років тому +31

    is this like the chillest dude on the planet?

  • @brian.fanning
    @brian.fanning 7 років тому +73

    "Best Uber you'll have all night" in the middle of the afternoon. 2:24

    • @idkdrew
      @idkdrew 6 років тому +2

      Brian Fanning most people do uber at night on weekend for drunk people

  • @netmask
    @netmask 7 років тому +114

    "Thats a wink... But it looks shit in this font" I lost my shit 😂😂 Good vid man

  • @nicevidsbroz
    @nicevidsbroz 7 років тому +1

    after having binge-watched a ton of your videos the past day I just want to say that you seem like a great person to hang out with and you make quality content!

  • @GreeVince247
    @GreeVince247 7 років тому +32

    Ryan Is Driving > Taxi Cab Confessions

  • @nuzhatarif9931
    @nuzhatarif9931 6 років тому

    Just discovered your channel watching all the videos on a loop. You are so chill man. Love your videos.

  • @jaydeeinbriz
    @jaydeeinbriz 7 років тому +125

    You will forever be known as "the guy that looked at the huge nut." XD

  • @fuzzheads
    @fuzzheads 7 років тому

    I found your channel at like 1am and proceeded to watch all of your videos back to back. Great stuff man, I love how honest it all is. There really isn't a lot like this on youtube!

  • @jackchristiansen8136
    @jackchristiansen8136 7 років тому +402

    Is literally everyone in Charleston SC attractive and white?

    • @Dloges
      @Dloges 7 років тому +8

      Jack Christiansen lmao yes

    • @emandas12
      @emandas12 7 років тому +14

      Jack Christiansen there's actually one of the biggest Peruvian populations in the US there in SC. fun fact lol

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 7 років тому +13

      +Ernst Kaltenbrunner sigh

    • @caseylinker7568
      @caseylinker7568 7 років тому +30

      Ernst Kaltenbrunner - what. the. fuck. Can't believe there are people like you who actually think this way about non-whites. Or waits....as you said.

    • @poddop
      @poddop 7 років тому +25

      Casey Linker sexual preferences dont equal racism ya dingus

  • @maddieh267
    @maddieh267 7 років тому +1

    these videos are kind of comforting in a way it makes me feel like i'm with a friend laughing it's great

  • @speckles3012
    @speckles3012 7 років тому +31

    "Hey tell him your joke" OHHHHHHHH

  • @taliaaloves
    @taliaaloves 6 років тому +1

    Dude Ryan I love you! I'm so glad you made it to the trending page because you are my new fav channel. Great stuff.

  • @joelasher6880
    @joelasher6880 4 роки тому +3

    When the guy said “you meet someone for a minute, you get intimate and you never see them again” that hit me hard

  • @MrFelixify
    @MrFelixify 6 років тому

    Can't believe you are such a nice guy, with a smile on your face and happy and respectful and treat everyone very good all the time. Even with annoying drunk people.

  • @MohamedAhmed-nw9qc
    @MohamedAhmed-nw9qc 7 років тому +12

    I just discovered your channel yesterday and have since watched all your videos.I don't know what to do with my life now Lol.

    • @kdub9198
      @kdub9198 6 років тому

      Mohamed Ahmed Go outside.

  • @leonardoteodoro1598
    @leonardoteodoro1598 6 років тому

    Love your work mate! From the land down under. Straya!

  • @eleanor568
    @eleanor568 7 років тому +2

    Ryan you make so many amazing friends and I always get disappointed when you don't see them again.

  • @gamblersanonymous835
    @gamblersanonymous835 7 років тому +86

    That girl in the second row wanted you Ryan. Engage the smashing.

  • @babytee3390
    @babytee3390 6 років тому +11

    “You’re just mad cuz I didn’t get you any Doritos” highlight of my day 😂😂😂

  • @therealyaa8404
    @therealyaa8404 7 років тому +59

    them "ryan! ryan! ryan!"
    me: "honda! honda! honda!

    • @idkdrew
      @idkdrew 6 років тому

      therealyaa what

  • @famelesssoul
    @famelesssoul 7 років тому +1

    I just stumbled across your videos and it made my day, great idea!

  • @deeman7544
    @deeman7544 7 років тому +1

    I'm glad I found this UA-cam channel, keep it up Ryan.

  • @lac_phan
    @lac_phan 7 років тому

    Just found your channel and took like 2 and a half hours to watch every single video. Great content and I subscribed. Thanks for sharing what I feel like is so important and happy in life: just genuine human interaction and light hearted fun. :)

  • @lfdrumming7804
    @lfdrumming7804 7 років тому +3

    3:33 They say those who wear headphones were never to be found since.

  • @Youtubeusermann
    @Youtubeusermann 7 років тому +4

    Oh my god I thought It looked familiar when you were driving around, and then I heard someone say an address and I LIVE IN THE TOWN YOU DRIVE IN. I LIVE DOWNTOWN LOL.

  • @sirpuddles4473
    @sirpuddles4473 7 років тому

    Thanks for the videos man! Always have me laughing​ like crazy! Subscribed a couple of weeks ago but just finished binge watching everything and the content just keeps getting better. Until next time, stay safe Honda and you watch out for those nefarious butterflies!

  • @Fluffycat
    @Fluffycat 7 років тому +5

    I love to watch their heads bob around in unison.

  • @D1G1997
    @D1G1997 7 років тому +120

    How did I get out of Iraq? I ran

    • @D1G1997
      @D1G1997 7 років тому +5

      Btw Ryan if you could reply that would make my week :)

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 років тому +74

      you think it's that easy to get a response out of me?
      ;)

    • @D1G1997
      @D1G1997 7 років тому +14

      Ryan Is Driving Yoooooooo, week made !!!

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark25 6 років тому +58

    This guy is handsome af

  • @justjoe233
    @justjoe233 7 років тому +110

    Ricky is so fucking cool

    • @TheHaas123
      @TheHaas123 6 років тому

      JustJoe - shlapshtick on twitter you mean Ryan Lmaoo?

    • @luker2033
      @luker2033 6 років тому +4

      768supersonic nah there was a guy in the vid named ricky

  • @person4211
    @person4211 7 років тому +84

    smoking a bowl for you ryan

  • @mggaukujin2432
    @mggaukujin2432 7 років тому +290

    Ryan could you send me uncensord footage of the big nut i would really like to see it.

    • @dionysus951
      @dionysus951 7 років тому +13

      YES! Sign me in

    • @dude2die4
      @dude2die4 7 років тому +9

      lmao why, is big nuts really that interesting

    • @mggaukujin2432
      @mggaukujin2432 7 років тому +69

      Do you not want to see a really big nut snack?

    • @9999crazymonkey
      @9999crazymonkey 7 років тому +18

      $100 Patreon!

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 років тому +124

      damn yall really wanna see this dudes nuts.
      just imagine 2 cantaloupes in a grocery bag

  • @Destiny-vx8yc
    @Destiny-vx8yc 7 років тому +1

    I just found your channel and I'm obsessed 😂😂

  • @zacharynolan9553
    @zacharynolan9553 6 років тому +6

    11:48 Ryan leaves mah man on the left hanging. Tragic

  • @Brofist15
    @Brofist15 6 років тому +1

    My new favorite UA-camr. Hilarious dude, constant hysterical moments in these videos and you listen to Ron Gallo what a dude new fav UA-camr 100%

  • @tantrum3670
    @tantrum3670 6 років тому +3

    Lol that guy reached twice to get a handshake.

  • @wj5613
    @wj5613 5 років тому +2

    “Before you leave, do you wanna kiss me before you leave” farrrrk 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GIOmetry
    @GIOmetry 7 років тому

    i just seen 2 of your vidoes and they already have made my day better

  • @alessiad8271
    @alessiad8271 7 років тому +1

    this channel is so underrated!! I love the videos

  • @christianledesma9761
    @christianledesma9761 7 років тому

    I just watch all of your videos today they are really entertaining. Keep up the good work Ryan .

  • @lizx2102
    @lizx2102 6 років тому +1

    Why am I only just discovering you now!? I feel like I need to binge all of your videos to catch up

  • @brandonberganza9571
    @brandonberganza9571 6 років тому +3

    That girl tried to keep saying her joke after they moved on from the jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geovanypineda8058
    @geovanypineda8058 6 років тому

    Great content Ryan good shit from South Florida..

  • @seth7741
    @seth7741 5 років тому

    Always a good day when UA-cam recommends a Ryan is Driving videos I haven't seen yet

  • @nathanopio21
    @nathanopio21 5 років тому +4

    When the auto caption was “daddy” instead of gabby, i died

  • @embiguous
    @embiguous 6 років тому +2

    its almost 3am my eyes are shutting but i cant stop watching

  • @xinemarie
    @xinemarie 7 років тому

    Haha that guy said Spruill.. Spruill Ave is where it’s lol. I love that you’re in Charleston. Maybe one day I’ll get a ride from you lol

  • @schmiddy1998
    @schmiddy1998 7 років тому

    I've literally been up all night watching all of your videos since I found you channel, It's so good, I just hope that you realease new videos consistantly, cause I can't wait for the next one hahaha

  • @ColorfulClayCity
    @ColorfulClayCity 7 років тому +8

    Dope Lemon!! NO wayy! Ryan please make a spotify!!

    • @amfoxyroxy09
      @amfoxyroxy09 7 років тому

      lighted he has one, his username is rollden

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 4 роки тому

    8:50 that girl in the front seat is SUCH a control freak....lol

  • @Theking196
    @Theking196 7 років тому

    This shits entertaining, we need some more of these videos Ryan

  • @Bente52
    @Bente52 7 років тому +1

    Always watching to the end! So hilariously

  • @PtylerBeats
    @PtylerBeats 6 років тому +7

    I can’t tell you enough how much I appreciate the headphone warning 😂

  • @Nick-wd7rr
    @Nick-wd7rr 7 років тому

    Just got into your videos today. It's an awesome idea and you execute it amazingly! Love the editing style. Keep up the very enjoyable work!

  • @TheVikingSailor
    @TheVikingSailor 7 років тому +6

    Do you only drive drunks around? Dealing with drunks is the single reason I won't do a driver job like this. Props.

  • @Dankertje13
    @Dankertje13 7 років тому

    11:45 you denied that dude a handshake! xD

  • @sudzy6334
    @sudzy6334 7 років тому +8

    Came home from a stressfull day , saw Ryan uploadet a new uber video , instantly forgot about the stressfull day thanks ryan for all your great content

  • @GoldGlov3
    @GoldGlov3 7 років тому +3

    That dude at 8:20 was hilarious...his mind was blown

  • @timopeters995
    @timopeters995 5 років тому +1

    The tattoo artist and his friend seem like really cool guys to hang out with

  • @Tracks777
    @Tracks777 7 років тому +8

    Great content

  • @kitler01
    @kitler01 7 років тому

    It's 8am I've binge watched your vids all night there so good subbed

  • @stafgruglnioe5122
    @stafgruglnioe5122 7 років тому +1

    Hahah thought the same about the wink, then the text came up :D

  • @nitacx
    @nitacx 6 років тому

    LMAO... there's a Lyft ad for his Uber video... Great! Lol

  • @iceevice
    @iceevice 5 років тому

    The sad truth that you’ll never see all of these awesome people you experience a great car ride with ever again. Makes me want to cry.

  • @mannygetta6005
    @mannygetta6005 7 років тому +3

    I wish all my uber drivers were as cool and chill as him! 😂😂

  • @elusk4545
    @elusk4545 7 років тому +1

    Haha that adult swim vibe at the end. love it :P

  • @BySwizhy
    @BySwizhy 7 років тому +1

    i respect this channel man, its something creative and new and entertaining and its a good way to make your job just that little bit more enjoyable. keep up the good work Ryan earned yourself a new sub :))))

  • @Samantha-hu4sp
    @Samantha-hu4sp 6 років тому +3

    "Name me one responsible person in Charleston" true tho

  • @joshuawilliams9160
    @joshuawilliams9160 6 років тому

    You got to use the bathroom!!! JESUS CHRIST RYAN hahahaKeep up the good work mate, loving it so funny 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @specgrl12
    @specgrl12 6 років тому

    this is such unique content. i've never seen anything like this before. i love it

  • @SteveInSunnyCA
    @SteveInSunnyCA 5 років тому

    Ryan, I compliment you on your personality. You seem like a really nice, and reasonable guy and can deal with so many types of people.
    I have a suggestion to improve the production value of your videos... add some ambient lighting. Even tiny LEDs on the headliner, one on both sides at the front seat, and two more at the second seat, and maybe two more for the third seat. Even infrared LEDs would show up for your night-vision camera, but of course white LEDs would look more natural.

  • @GameWorks12
    @GameWorks12 7 років тому

    Swear I love this channel so much! So glad to see the notification

  • @michaeljo6617
    @michaeljo6617 7 років тому +1

    definitely enjoy these videos... pretty funny, might join Uber myself and do the same lol

  • @naryyx3465
    @naryyx3465 6 років тому

    I just found your channel and god damn I love it!

  • @VanillaClouds2
    @VanillaClouds2 7 років тому +30

    Your videos are therapy

  • @Johnny-tz3yd
    @Johnny-tz3yd 6 років тому +4

    Turn your volume all the way up and click on this 4:33

  • @louiestlyes8831
    @louiestlyes8831 7 років тому +1

    Ryan is so cuteeee that's the only reason I watch this ❤️❤️❤️

  • @richankiercuarentas7586
    @richankiercuarentas7586 4 роки тому

    Magnificent Conversation skills!

  • @strangersound
    @strangersound 3 роки тому

    Ricky. 9:22 - I knew when that dude and his buddy got in, it would be good. But damn, that's some of the best jokes ever. Whole episode, really. I love feel good Uber videos. This one's timeless. :)

  • @CopticDuck
    @CopticDuck 6 років тому +1

    "Is one of y'all Grande?" Idk why but I cracked up when I heard that

  • @ameensadeghi2852
    @ameensadeghi2852 6 років тому

    Your videos are so entertaining to watch dude...keep them coming

  • @chuchobirriel552
    @chuchobirriel552 7 років тому

    When i wanted to get off youtube and goto sleep i found ryan, its 2:35 am and i feel the need to continue.