Rhod gilbert tries to buy a single baked potato

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  • @berniesweatman3627
    @berniesweatman3627 2 роки тому +29

    B

  • @katieheys3007
    @katieheys3007 Рік тому +46

    "no they don't, you did that" is still possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @garrisonaw
      @garrisonaw 4 місяці тому

      I’d say it’s tied with “I like my potatoes like I like my women: single and stark bollock naked”

  • @jackrelaxed4852
    @jackrelaxed4852 3 роки тому +76

    He's a genius. All over a naked spud. He destroys the whole retail marketing with mockery and ridiculte. Never has ranting been so cutting. And that glorious Welsh accent makes it so musical.

  • @tiaroth1236
    @tiaroth1236 5 років тому +87

    "A pan of mash and a suicide note" gets me everytime

  • @MDyson151
    @MDyson151 3 роки тому +65

    "You could get arrested. For what, separating potatoes?" Tea all over my bloody top, haven't laughed like that in a long time 🤣 🤣

  • @Sapphire101MFS
    @Sapphire101MFS 5 років тому +156

    We need more unique comedians like this who leave the cliches aside and come up with their own totally weird stories and jokes 😂👏🏻👏🏻

    • @tomekstec981
      @tomekstec981 3 роки тому +4

      He didn't come up with it, it's true xd Just like James Acaster stories haha

    • @me-ju3fv
      @me-ju3fv 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I agree. The likes of Jason Manford aren't funny

    • @williamarmstrong8337
      @williamarmstrong8337 2 роки тому +1

      Not once was gender or race mentioned. Bloody great.

  • @UpWithTheBirds23
    @UpWithTheBirds23 6 років тому +288

    The self harming potato just killed me!
    "Start peeling himself every time things get a little bit difficult" XD

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 6 років тому +5

      killed the potato too...

    • @scottmcgregor2001
      @scottmcgregor2001 6 років тому +15

      That's why there's 2 potatoes, 1 for moral support..... lmao funniest thing I've heard in years.

    • @heyysimone
      @heyysimone 2 роки тому +4

      "Pound of mash and a suicide note"

  • @mashpolson1
    @mashpolson1 7 років тому +459

    "It's one potato, two potato, three potato, four. Not two potato, four potato, six potato, pissing eight" XD

    • @virginiajarrell4856
      @virginiajarrell4856 7 років тому +5

      I think the reference is the joke of a pack of two potatoes, thus he changed it to 2 , 4 6, 8

    • @ethandalton6480
      @ethandalton6480 7 років тому +33

      virginia jarrell well done, genius.

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 6 років тому +14

      This isn't Noah's vegetable rack

    • @libbyreesbarresi7459
      @libbyreesbarresi7459 6 років тому +1

      mashpoison1...it is in Wales hahahahaha

    • @mashpolson1
      @mashpolson1 5 років тому +1

      Libby Rees I can see that!! I just navigated that on my new toothbrush!!

  • @treemium1467
    @treemium1467 6 років тому +95

    'and you go and put the last of your tuna mayonnaise.....all over a pissing melon' LMFAO

    • @afpwebworks
      @afpwebworks Рік тому

      Yes waste all your tuna mayonnaise because there weren't enough labels on the potatoes

  • @peterww3106
    @peterww3106 6 років тому +338

    He does rant better than anyone else I know!!

    • @mashpolson1
      @mashpolson1 5 років тому +10

      Went to see his new show 'The Book of John' last night, OMG I thought I was gonna die of laughter, he was so hilarious!! Defiantly worth seeing

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 5 років тому +8

      His 'buying a duvet' kills me every time.

    • @benmiller7690
      @benmiller7690 5 років тому +1

      joey diaz my man, rhods not even close. Hes still great though

    • @TheChrismyster1
      @TheChrismyster1 5 років тому +6

      David Mitchell is a good ranter too

    • @pohl54
      @pohl54 4 роки тому +2

      Don't know I have my moments. Like a lot of people I know where he's coming from.

  • @Wriggs74
    @Wriggs74 5 років тому +61

    Sorry they come in packs of two. No they don't, you did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 x

  • @kurluk04
    @kurluk04 3 роки тому +9

    Cant believe ive just watched 8 minutes of a bloke rant about a potato 😂 amazing skit 🙌

  • @SyTheMetalhead
    @SyTheMetalhead 6 років тому +39

    This guy is a comic genius, one of the funniest comedians out there today

  • @bartvandewalle4253
    @bartvandewalle4253 7 років тому +494

    Of course, this is comedy, but he's right, why in Earth does everything have to be packaged and repackaged and often repackaged again in layers of plastic, cardboard and styrofoam? For our benefit? Bollocks. You could easily do away with most of it.

    • @zakatalmosen5984
      @zakatalmosen5984 6 років тому +15

      It's just more stuff you can charge for. Having packaging means you can involve more companies in the production. A company makes a styrofoam plate for, let's say, a penny. Then sells it to the company that manufactures the product for 2 p. Then they sell the product to retailers, charging one pound for the product and 3 p for the packaging. Then retailers sell the whole thing for two pounds. And, depending on where you live, you might get VAT on each of those stages, bringing up the total to 3 pounds. Then you have to throw all the useless packaging away and you have to pay the government to dispose of it, and because the amount of grabage is artificially inflated the government fucks you up with waste taxes. It's for the benefit of those who work in one of these industries, as they get to have these useless jobs. Except they then have to buy all their essentials from retail, and piss away money on useless packaging. That's consumerism for you.

    • @nilloc93
      @nilloc93 5 років тому +1

      fresh food stores exist, the entire world isn't Tesco

    • @BigyetiTechnologies
      @BigyetiTechnologies 5 років тому +5

      @@zakatalmosen5984 I read your post in Rhod's voice

    • @elizabeth1703
      @elizabeth1703 5 років тому +5

      Andy Merrett because he was using examples from his anger management diary I imagine all the jokes would be the same because all the situations are the same... being pissed at the world for not making sense

    • @Koop784
      @Koop784 5 років тому +2

      I suppose when your produce is shipped from 1000 miles away, they're a little worried about spoilage.

  • @jamesbashford5358
    @jamesbashford5358 6 років тому +89

    Is that why they sell them in twos, for morale support so one can talk his mate down from the edge of the pan😂😂 tears streaming down my face

  • @longleaf0
    @longleaf0 7 років тому +119

    Best skit I've seen since the scene in Fawlty Towers where Basil is trying to convey the name of the horse (Dragonfly) to Polly who is in turn trying to tell Sybil.

    • @munky342
      @munky342 6 років тому +2

      Sinule
      Fuck! Now I need to watch them all again.

    • @Junkyard_Gypsy87
      @Junkyard_Gypsy87 6 років тому +2

      Flying tart 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jameswest9388
    @jameswest9388 6 років тому +14

    “Bend over and say hello to King Edward” 😂😂

  • @bk1147
    @bk1147 3 роки тому +7

    No they don't, you did that!
    Priceless

  • @keiraroberts2113
    @keiraroberts2113 4 роки тому +12

    ‘Pan of mash and a suicide note’ is where I died. 😂😂

  • @halogeek6
    @halogeek6 2 роки тому +5

    after all. Man's just did an 8 minute rants about wasted packaging... I love it.

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 5 років тому +25

    The energy that he expends...wow! I get wound up just listening to/ watching him.

  • @katieheys8564
    @katieheys8564 2 роки тому +5

    "no they don't, you did that" omg I fucking died!

  • @gdj6298
    @gdj6298 2 роки тому +6

    I've enjoyed Rhod Gilbert for years on radio and TV panel shows but for some reason, I've never looked for his standup stuff until now.....
    Oh, blimey - I feel a YT binge coming on !

  • @juliefrith1219
    @juliefrith1219 2 роки тому +9

    Rod Gilbert my absolute favourite hysterically funny comedian, love him. Completely cracks me up with laughter!!

  • @tonyhedditch4402
    @tonyhedditch4402 Рік тому +3

    Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. I p**s myself watching ANYTHING to do with this top geezer.

  • @paulcannell7188
    @paulcannell7188 3 роки тому +3

    the Yorkshire Chipper...priceless

  • @mrf3327
    @mrf3327 2 роки тому +5

    No one is as good as him, 10 mins of jokes out of that!

  • @jimsal78
    @jimsal78 7 років тому +94

    If I was the manager I would be wetting myself part way through this rant lol

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 5 років тому +6

      As someone who works a service job, there's something about the soul crushing nature of the work environment that makes you defend it against all logic. It's like subconsciously if you agree that the bullshit foisted on you by the higher-ups is indeed bullshit you think the entire place will collapse around you and you'll be out of a job.

  • @eyebrowman1
    @eyebrowman1 Рік тому +2

    He's so chilled and talks in quite a quiet voice when not on stage

  • @marko247
    @marko247 5 років тому +15

    Harold Chipman, Yorkshire Chipper, Boston Masher.... Dead.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +1

      It's kind of funny, I understood the Yorkshire Chipper reference because Looney Tunes had a character named the Shropshire Slasher, who himself is a likely reference to the Yorkshire Ripper

  • @gamesandfun781
    @gamesandfun781 2 роки тому +2

    My favourite line: Bend over and say hello to King Edward lmao

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 5 років тому +70

    Surprised the shop doesn't sell loose potatoes TBH, but I agree with him :D What a waste of packaging!
    "Of course people don't like Loose Potatoes, watching 4 potatoes sit around discussing the menopause is only marginally more interesting than the bloody human programme"
    XD XD

  • @gavinwilshaw2312
    @gavinwilshaw2312 6 років тому +17

    Rhod Gilbert gets more laughs per minute on these rants than any other comedian in the UK or USA.

  • @liesldasilva9590
    @liesldasilva9590 Місяць тому +1

    True comedy at its best. Love Rhod!

  • @catherinewilliams3850
    @catherinewilliams3850 Рік тому +3

    Ah love Rhod, even though I laugh myself to an asthma attack every time I watch him🤣

  • @allycattiny
    @allycattiny 4 роки тому +7

    5:42 was the best bit. I love that he got really into it "a pissing... melon"

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 3 роки тому +8

    So glad I watched the joke about the tooth brush literaly the video before this one😂😂
    This is too funny. Had to pause & go back 10 secs to gain my composure & catch one or two of the lunchlines that I missed from laughing so hard🤣

  • @carldean3159
    @carldean3159 7 місяців тому +1

    “I don’t want to home and find a pan of mash and a suicide note” pmsl funniest line ever said

  • @jakeevara
    @jakeevara 5 років тому +8

    "... All over a pissing melon" fucking kills me every time!

  • @ravictailor8738
    @ravictailor8738 5 років тому +12

    I feel like 'Harold Chipman' went over the heads of a lot of the audience members.

  • @funnyevie9187
    @funnyevie9187 3 роки тому +9

    I want to go shopping with him 😂😂

  • @emmacrooke807
    @emmacrooke807 6 років тому +17

    "That would be awesome if we needed the tray!"
    That bit always has me in stitches.

  • @mrkey6523
    @mrkey6523 7 років тому +24

    Thank you Rhod.....bloody legend....anger management for us all!!!

  • @sharonorr155
    @sharonorr155 4 роки тому +3

    Best comedian ever!!!!! The best I've seen live.

  • @1962snake
    @1962snake 8 місяців тому +1

    “That doesn’t frighten me!! I’ll be out in six months with a good lawyer!!” Laughed til I cried.

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 5 років тому +11

    NO ONE does angry sarcasm better!

  • @christopherknight5590
    @christopherknight5590 7 місяців тому +1

    Just woke up my partner crying with laughter at this 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperTreemendus
    @SuperTreemendus 3 роки тому +3

    Great remake of faulty towers. Love to hear him ranting about the view from a window in a Tenby hotel.

  • @NKraven88
    @NKraven88 6 років тому +8

    'I like my potatoes like i like my women, single and stark bollock naked.' I laughed to hard i woke the neighbors.

  • @tamaraturford7482
    @tamaraturford7482 5 років тому +11

    So weird to think this Tesco is my local if it's the one I'm thinking of 😂 I've stood exactly where Rhod Gilbert had a fit over a potato

  • @1delirium9
    @1delirium9 6 років тому +24

    5:40 is absolute gold. Had me in tears.

    • @treemium1467
      @treemium1467 6 років тому +2

      Narwhalisation I was watching this in bed trying literally rolling around laughing at this part

    • @zarinshapurjee9430
      @zarinshapurjee9430 5 років тому

      This who show was hilarious!! I died I laughed so hard during the whole show

    • @zarinshapurjee9430
      @zarinshapurjee9430 5 років тому

      You should see the red hen one that one killed me

    • @dehro
      @dehro 3 роки тому +1

      @@treemium1467 wouldn't have happened if you'd been on a tray and covered in cellophane

  • @CoolAsFreya
    @CoolAsFreya 6 років тому +5

    This is my favorite routine from Rhod ever! seen nearly every different performance of it recorded!

    • @dandtdavies3999
      @dandtdavies3999 3 роки тому

      Could you point me to a radio 4 version which is cleaner so I can play at school

  • @olivermarshall9408
    @olivermarshall9408 5 років тому +5

    I was in a real bad mood.. but now I'm smiling .. good job sir 👍

  • @timwodzynski7234
    @timwodzynski7234 3 роки тому +3

    This show also contains his rant about trying to buy a cheese and pickle sandwich in the buffet car.

  • @tomparham1768
    @tomparham1768 7 років тому +36

    We do in the uk guys but tesco express are just small convenience shops,

    • @iamzodone
      @iamzodone 7 років тому +2

      Tom Parham what

    • @Mike-km2ct
      @Mike-km2ct 7 років тому +18

      Tesco Express is the brand name for the smaller Tesco stores located in urban areas, which have a more limited choice of goods available. You can buy loose, unpackaged vegetables at their larger stores.
      Is what he was trying to say.

  • @-_James_-
    @-_James_- Рік тому +3

    At the end he said he had to buy two anyway. I guess he ate one, and used the second to film this.

  • @philipwalton4877
    @philipwalton4877 3 роки тому +3

    The greatest rant you will ever witness in your lifetime

  • @blaircampbell6025
    @blaircampbell6025 Рік тому +2

    Glorious

  • @timwodzynski7234
    @timwodzynski7234 3 роки тому +1

    Aah his "Anger Management" tour 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bendavidjohn
    @bendavidjohn Місяць тому

    "Bend over and say hello to King Edward" 🤣

  • @rachelsolomons3228
    @rachelsolomons3228 6 років тому +97

    Bend over and say hello to King Edward!!

    • @LewisBrain
      @LewisBrain 6 років тому

      Rachie doodle 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sykojay
    @sykojay 5 років тому

    I'm from the east coast states and this is great comedy. Absolutely hilarious!.

  • @bobjones1885
    @bobjones1885 7 років тому +34

    that loose women reference made me choke

  • @animaltvi9515
    @animaltvi9515 11 місяців тому +1

    If your wondering. He did enjoy his holiday with the one jacket potato.

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 2 роки тому +1

    The loose potato joke is great

  • @gnshkini
    @gnshkini 7 років тому +22

    this guy is hillarious

  • @oc2phish07
    @oc2phish07 3 роки тому +2

    He really is brilliant and the best around.

  • @mathewgotts540
    @mathewgotts540 10 місяців тому

    "Bend over and say hello to King Edward" is my new favourote chat-up line. 😂

  • @mollyk3768
    @mollyk3768 5 років тому +5

    I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you.

  • @nondesperado
    @nondesperado 2 роки тому +3

    Is this why he has a tattoo of a potato on his left shoulder?

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 3 роки тому +5

    This made me think of the amount of physical and verbal energy some comedians expend... then you have someone like John Bishop who hardly breaks a bead of sweat!

  • @VutecVision
    @VutecVision 6 років тому +2

    Outstanding...

  • @cannaweallgetalong7168
    @cannaweallgetalong7168 3 місяці тому

    This is why Rhod and David Mitchell make mayhem on Would I Lie To You... either one or the other can destroy any subject😂😂

  • @Shepherd999
    @Shepherd999 Рік тому +1

    Legend.

  • @cynthiasnyder1089
    @cynthiasnyder1089 7 років тому +14

    Rwy'n dy garu di Rhod Gilbert! We don't have this problem in America, but we do have a hot dog and bun problem.

    • @MoogieCripsyFries
      @MoogieCripsyFries 6 років тому

      Cary O Phil Len the government has that problem for sure. Not every American supports that decision though. 😊

    • @MoogieCripsyFries
      @MoogieCripsyFries 6 років тому

      Cary O Phil Len I agree, I hope one day it will no longer be an issue as well, peace to you too. :)

    • @ThePersian61
      @ThePersian61 3 роки тому

      I think we have that issue also. 6 buns and 8 hot dogs. Just so you have to buy a second pack of buns.

  • @anonymousanonymous-ug1qt
    @anonymousanonymous-ug1qt 5 років тому

    OMG sooo funny and true I couldn't stop laughing absolutely classic

  • @vickithomas-jones5292
    @vickithomas-jones5292 4 роки тому +1

    I'll never look at a baked potato in the same way ever again

  • @oldguy7144
    @oldguy7144 3 роки тому +2

    Him and George Carlin should get an oscar for remembering all that stuff really.

  • @kevineasley4789
    @kevineasley4789 3 роки тому +2

    Can I just say I would love a self-peeling potato

  • @lindastanley229
    @lindastanley229 6 місяців тому

    Aww i just love rhod.❤

  • @snapperjessen
    @snapperjessen 7 років тому +87

    wonder if this is the reason for his potattoo?

    • @nordlyselsker
      @nordlyselsker 6 років тому +2

      Yes. Or at least that's part of the reason. ua-cam.com/video/zzlPbWmy8MI/v-deo.html

    • @Bulldog1878
      @Bulldog1878 6 років тому

      Nope. He wanted to get a tat for the first time but wanted something ridiculous and not the same as everyone else...So spur of the moment he asked for a spud...

    • @Bulldog1878
      @Bulldog1878 5 років тому

      @@silvertounge6630 wrong

    • @monstersince
      @monstersince 4 роки тому

      rhod gilberts work experience tattoo artist he got a cake tattoo

  • @ahnafkalam
    @ahnafkalam 3 роки тому +4

    And charged with what?
    sEpArAtInG pOtAtoEs?????

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому

      Imagine the courtroom for that one

  • @l-annfvrsa
    @l-annfvrsa 2 роки тому +1

    Oh gosh, but I enjoyed that rant.🤣

  • @AB-gz9yb
    @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому +5

    He reminds me of myself so much

  • @pohl54
    @pohl54 4 роки тому +1

    I like my potato like I like my women, single and stark bollock naked. Just brilliant.

  • @smg7602
    @smg7602 3 роки тому

    The Yorkshire chipper OMG!

  • @teamtoobs
    @teamtoobs 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutely true!
    Brilliant!

  • @ItsOnlyRyan
    @ItsOnlyRyan 6 місяців тому +1

    As a South Welsh man that doesn’t speak Welsh, I sound Welsh but can’t even speak my own language, North Walians speak Welsh and sound fucking Scouse… I love Rhod Gilbert… we are moaning, whinging bastards in Wales. But we just shimf like fuck and moan but just get on with it… Wales should have an Olympic event called “The Moaning Bus Stop” 🚏 because we’d get gold all the time. I left my bike outside the shop, came outside… and there it was… gone!

  • @andrewgudgeonobe2721
    @andrewgudgeonobe2721 3 роки тому

    Saw him at the Fringe live. Amazing

  • @daphnedumont7241
    @daphnedumont7241 5 років тому +2

    The John Cleese of 2019

  • @thomasconlon2606
    @thomasconlon2606 6 років тому +2

    Fucking genius 😂😂😂

  • @nicelydunwell5681
    @nicelydunwell5681 3 роки тому +2

    Is uncle Rhod coming for Christmas dinner this year? I'll take the jacket potatoes off the menu.

  • @willramsay1522
    @willramsay1522 6 років тому +5

    Genius

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 роки тому

    Poor manager!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hisdivinegraceimperialmaje4178
    @hisdivinegraceimperialmaje4178 3 роки тому +1

    non stop laughing from start to finish

  • @bobmoshe
    @bobmoshe Рік тому +1

    Brilliant!

  • @richardaustin8955
    @richardaustin8955 3 роки тому +3

    Bloody hilarious. I’ve heard Michael McIntyre is a comedian too but I’ve never seen any evidence to support it...

  • @xxcxpl
    @xxcxpl 2 роки тому +2

    As funny as it is ... and it is 🙃 - there's a desperate cry for normality/logic in our life behind this act which makes perfect sense. Respect to Gilbert for the courage to shout it out loud. Peace on Earth - Let's Think More 🤟

  • @alexanderbirch4026
    @alexanderbirch4026 7 років тому +27

    Sometimes in the shops they do this with some fruit and I think what's the point? The other day I saw a potato on the side I left for a bit and when I came back it had peeled itself and left a suicide note

    • @sveninblack4302
      @sveninblack4302 6 років тому +2

      Alexander Birch . That's suspicious, man. I think that it was probably some other psycho who peeled him and forged the so-called suicide note. It's well known that potatoes are crap at writing. They can't spell either.
      You should tell the Police, they need all the help they can get.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 роки тому +1

      @@sveninblack4302 The three suspects are Harold Chipman, the Yorkshire Chipper and the Boston Masher

  • @ivory-roseashwell5862
    @ivory-roseashwell5862 6 років тому +3

    OMG, my ribs hurt