Rhod gilbert tries to buy a single baked potato

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  • @berniesweatman3627
    @berniesweatman3627 3 роки тому +38

    B

  • @katieheys3007
    @katieheys3007 Рік тому +87

    "no they don't, you did that" is still possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @garrisonaw
      @garrisonaw Рік тому +2

      I’d say it’s tied with “I like my potatoes like I like my women: single and stark bollock naked”

  • @jackrelaxed4852
    @jackrelaxed4852 3 роки тому +98

    He's a genius. All over a naked spud. He destroys the whole retail marketing with mockery and ridiculte. Never has ranting been so cutting. And that glorious Welsh accent makes it so musical.

  • @MDyson151
    @MDyson151 4 роки тому +81

    "You could get arrested. For what, separating potatoes?" Tea all over my bloody top, haven't laughed like that in a long time 🤣 🤣

  • @tiaroth1236
    @tiaroth1236 6 років тому +112

    "A pan of mash and a suicide note" gets me everytime

  • @Sapphire101MFS
    @Sapphire101MFS 6 років тому +164

    We need more unique comedians like this who leave the cliches aside and come up with their own totally weird stories and jokes 😂👏🏻👏🏻

    • @tomekstec981
      @tomekstec981 4 роки тому +5

      He didn't come up with it, it's true xd Just like James Acaster stories haha

    • @me-ju3fv
      @me-ju3fv 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I agree. The likes of Jason Manford aren't funny

    • @williamarmstrong8337
      @williamarmstrong8337 3 роки тому +2

      Not once was gender or race mentioned. Bloody great.

  • @GentlemanJack2190
    @GentlemanJack2190 7 років тому +294

    The self harming potato just killed me!
    "Start peeling himself every time things get a little bit difficult" XD

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 7 років тому +5

      killed the potato too...

    • @scottmcgregor2001
      @scottmcgregor2001 6 років тому +16

      That's why there's 2 potatoes, 1 for moral support..... lmao funniest thing I've heard in years.

    • @heyysimone
      @heyysimone 3 роки тому +4

      "Pound of mash and a suicide note"

  • @eyebrowman1
    @eyebrowman1 Рік тому +8

    He's so chilled and talks in quite a quiet voice when not on stage

  • @treemium1467
    @treemium1467 6 років тому +101

    'and you go and put the last of your tuna mayonnaise.....all over a pissing melon' LMFAO

    • @afpwebworks
      @afpwebworks 2 роки тому +1

      Yes waste all your tuna mayonnaise because there weren't enough labels on the potatoes

  • @SyTheMetalhead
    @SyTheMetalhead 7 років тому +47

    This guy is a comic genius, one of the funniest comedians out there today

  • @liesldasilva9590
    @liesldasilva9590 9 місяців тому +5

    True comedy at its best. Love Rhod!

  • @bk1147
    @bk1147 4 роки тому +16

    No they don't, you did that!
    Priceless

  • @gdj6298
    @gdj6298 3 роки тому +8

    I've enjoyed Rhod Gilbert for years on radio and TV panel shows but for some reason, I've never looked for his standup stuff until now.....
    Oh, blimey - I feel a YT binge coming on !

  • @Wriggs74
    @Wriggs74 6 років тому +69

    Sorry they come in packs of two. No they don't, you did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 x

  • @mashpolson1
    @mashpolson1 8 років тому +466

    "It's one potato, two potato, three potato, four. Not two potato, four potato, six potato, pissing eight" XD

    • @virginiajarrell4856
      @virginiajarrell4856 7 років тому +5

      I think the reference is the joke of a pack of two potatoes, thus he changed it to 2 , 4 6, 8

    • @ethandalton6480
      @ethandalton6480 7 років тому +34

      virginia jarrell well done, genius.

    • @afmghost1759
      @afmghost1759 7 років тому +15

      This isn't Noah's vegetable rack

    • @libbyreesbarresi7459
      @libbyreesbarresi7459 6 років тому +1

      mashpoison1...it is in Wales hahahahaha

    • @mashpolson1
      @mashpolson1 6 років тому +1

      Libby Rees I can see that!! I just navigated that on my new toothbrush!!

  • @kurluk04
    @kurluk04 3 роки тому +14

    Cant believe ive just watched 8 minutes of a bloke rant about a potato 😂 amazing skit 🙌

  • @peterww3106
    @peterww3106 7 років тому +351

    He does rant better than anyone else I know!!

    • @mashpolson1
      @mashpolson1 6 років тому +10

      Went to see his new show 'The Book of John' last night, OMG I thought I was gonna die of laughter, he was so hilarious!! Defiantly worth seeing

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 6 років тому +8

      His 'buying a duvet' kills me every time.

    • @benmiller7690
      @benmiller7690 5 років тому +1

      joey diaz my man, rhods not even close. Hes still great though

    • @TheChrismyster1
      @TheChrismyster1 5 років тому +6

      David Mitchell is a good ranter too

    • @pohl54
      @pohl54 5 років тому +2

      Don't know I have my moments. Like a lot of people I know where he's coming from.

  • @tonyhedditch4402
    @tonyhedditch4402 Рік тому +5

    Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. I p**s myself watching ANYTHING to do with this top geezer.

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 6 років тому +29

    The energy that he expends...wow! I get wound up just listening to/ watching him.

  • @juliefrith1219
    @juliefrith1219 3 роки тому +12

    Rod Gilbert my absolute favourite hysterically funny comedian, love him. Completely cracks me up with laughter!!

  • @GarrettLoganGriffin
    @GarrettLoganGriffin 5 місяців тому +3

    I love American comedy. I really do. But I wish we had the substance that British comedians have. It’s just a whole other brand of comedy. I have English/Welsh heritage, and it’s funny, before I was ever made aware that fact, I had been infatuated with Great Britain since I was young. Couldn’t tell you why. As soon as I learned of it I was just drawn. I just love the history, the architecture, the culture, the regional dialects, etc.
    I always thought I should have been born a Brit. Well, I suppose I was, just an American born Brit. Don’t get me wrong, I love America, and I know I’m an American, but we are all just immigrants, after all. One day I will visit every bit of Britain that I can. I digress. The comedy. I’m just drawn to it. It speaks to my sense of humor. “Taking the piss.” We just have a different brand of humor here, and though I can appreciate it all, nothing holds a candle to the British sense of humor. I cherish it. There’s nothing like their standup, sketch shows, panel shows, etc.
    I love you bastards.

  • @longleaf0
    @longleaf0 8 років тому +122

    Best skit I've seen since the scene in Fawlty Towers where Basil is trying to convey the name of the horse (Dragonfly) to Polly who is in turn trying to tell Sybil.

    • @munky342
      @munky342 7 років тому +2

      Sinule
      Fuck! Now I need to watch them all again.

    • @Junkyard_Gypsy87
      @Junkyard_Gypsy87 7 років тому +2

      Flying tart 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sharonorr155
    @sharonorr155 4 роки тому +5

    Best comedian ever!!!!! The best I've seen live.

  • @jamesbashford5358
    @jamesbashford5358 7 років тому +93

    Is that why they sell them in twos, for morale support so one can talk his mate down from the edge of the pan😂😂 tears streaming down my face

  • @bendavidjohn
    @bendavidjohn 9 місяців тому +3

    "Bend over and say hello to King Edward" 🤣

  • @keiraroberts2113
    @keiraroberts2113 5 років тому +15

    ‘Pan of mash and a suicide note’ is where I died. 😂😂

  • @Ethan-Entah
    @Ethan-Entah 4 роки тому +11

    So glad I watched the joke about the tooth brush literaly the video before this one😂😂
    This is too funny. Had to pause & go back 10 secs to gain my composure & catch one or two of the lunchlines that I missed from laughing so hard🤣

  • @jojosharp5872
    @jojosharp5872 5 місяців тому +2

    I worked in retail for years and I wish I could of had customers like this, it would have made the job so much more fun

  • @halogeek6
    @halogeek6 3 роки тому +6

    after all. Man's just did an 8 minute rants about wasted packaging... I love it.

  • @gavinwilshaw2312
    @gavinwilshaw2312 6 років тому +20

    Rhod Gilbert gets more laughs per minute on these rants than any other comedian in the UK or USA.

  • @jameswest9388
    @jameswest9388 6 років тому +19

    “Bend over and say hello to King Edward” 😂😂

    • @kegsmogsx2839
      @kegsmogsx2839 5 місяців тому

      Yes it’s his unique thinking isn’t it 😂 every line kills me 💀 ❤

  • @catherinewilliams3850
    @catherinewilliams3850 Рік тому +4

    Ah love Rhod, even though I laugh myself to an asthma attack every time I watch him🤣

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 6 років тому +72

    Surprised the shop doesn't sell loose potatoes TBH, but I agree with him :D What a waste of packaging!
    "Of course people don't like Loose Potatoes, watching 4 potatoes sit around discussing the menopause is only marginally more interesting than the bloody human programme"
    XD XD

  • @1962snake
    @1962snake Рік тому +2

    “That doesn’t frighten me!! I’ll be out in six months with a good lawyer!!” Laughed til I cried.

  • @ItsOnlyRyan
    @ItsOnlyRyan Рік тому +2

    As a South Welsh man that doesn’t speak Welsh, I sound Welsh but can’t even speak my own language, North Walians speak Welsh and sound fucking Scouse… I love Rhod Gilbert… we are moaning, whinging bastards in Wales. But we just shimf like fuck and moan but just get on with it… Wales should have an Olympic event called “The Moaning Bus Stop” 🚏 because we’d get gold all the time. I left my bike outside the shop, came outside… and there it was… gone!

  • @gamesandfun781
    @gamesandfun781 3 роки тому +3

    My favourite line: Bend over and say hello to King Edward lmao

  • @bartvandewalle4253
    @bartvandewalle4253 7 років тому +515

    Of course, this is comedy, but he's right, why in Earth does everything have to be packaged and repackaged and often repackaged again in layers of plastic, cardboard and styrofoam? For our benefit? Bollocks. You could easily do away with most of it.

    • @zakatalmosen5984
      @zakatalmosen5984 6 років тому +17

      It's just more stuff you can charge for. Having packaging means you can involve more companies in the production. A company makes a styrofoam plate for, let's say, a penny. Then sells it to the company that manufactures the product for 2 p. Then they sell the product to retailers, charging one pound for the product and 3 p for the packaging. Then retailers sell the whole thing for two pounds. And, depending on where you live, you might get VAT on each of those stages, bringing up the total to 3 pounds. Then you have to throw all the useless packaging away and you have to pay the government to dispose of it, and because the amount of grabage is artificially inflated the government fucks you up with waste taxes. It's for the benefit of those who work in one of these industries, as they get to have these useless jobs. Except they then have to buy all their essentials from retail, and piss away money on useless packaging. That's consumerism for you.

    • @nilloc93
      @nilloc93 6 років тому +1

      fresh food stores exist, the entire world isn't Tesco

    • @BigyetiTechnologies
      @BigyetiTechnologies 6 років тому +5

      @@zakatalmosen5984 I read your post in Rhod's voice

    • @elizabeth1703
      @elizabeth1703 6 років тому +5

      Andy Merrett because he was using examples from his anger management diary I imagine all the jokes would be the same because all the situations are the same... being pissed at the world for not making sense

    • @Koop784
      @Koop784 5 років тому +2

      I suppose when your produce is shipped from 1000 miles away, they're a little worried about spoilage.

  • @paulcannell7188
    @paulcannell7188 3 роки тому +4

    the Yorkshire Chipper...priceless

  • @mrf3327
    @mrf3327 3 роки тому +6

    No one is as good as him, 10 mins of jokes out of that!

  • @allycattiny
    @allycattiny 5 років тому +7

    5:42 was the best bit. I love that he got really into it "a pissing... melon"

  • @CoolAsFreya
    @CoolAsFreya 7 років тому +6

    This is my favorite routine from Rhod ever! seen nearly every different performance of it recorded!

    • @dandtdavies3999
      @dandtdavies3999 4 роки тому

      Could you point me to a radio 4 version which is cleaner so I can play at school

  • @sykojay
    @sykojay 6 років тому +2

    I'm from the east coast states and this is great comedy. Absolutely hilarious!.

  • @olivermarshall9408
    @olivermarshall9408 6 років тому +6

    I was in a real bad mood.. but now I'm smiling .. good job sir 👍

  • @emmacrooke807
    @emmacrooke807 6 років тому +17

    "That would be awesome if we needed the tray!"
    That bit always has me in stitches.

  • @jimsal78
    @jimsal78 7 років тому +96

    If I was the manager I would be wetting myself part way through this rant lol

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 5 років тому +7

      As someone who works a service job, there's something about the soul crushing nature of the work environment that makes you defend it against all logic. It's like subconsciously if you agree that the bullshit foisted on you by the higher-ups is indeed bullshit you think the entire place will collapse around you and you'll be out of a job.

  • @mathewgotts540
    @mathewgotts540 Рік тому +1

    "Bend over and say hello to King Edward" is my new favourote chat-up line. 😂

  • @mrkey6523
    @mrkey6523 7 років тому +25

    Thank you Rhod.....bloody legend....anger management for us all!!!

  • @1delirium9
    @1delirium9 7 років тому +24

    5:40 is absolute gold. Had me in tears.

    • @treemium1467
      @treemium1467 6 років тому +2

      Narwhalisation I was watching this in bed trying literally rolling around laughing at this part

    • @zarinshapurjee9430
      @zarinshapurjee9430 6 років тому

      This who show was hilarious!! I died I laughed so hard during the whole show

    • @zarinshapurjee9430
      @zarinshapurjee9430 6 років тому

      You should see the red hen one that one killed me

    • @dehro
      @dehro 4 роки тому +1

      @@treemium1467 wouldn't have happened if you'd been on a tray and covered in cellophane

  • @marko247
    @marko247 6 років тому +17

    Harold Chipman, Yorkshire Chipper, Boston Masher.... Dead.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 роки тому +2

      It's kind of funny, I understood the Yorkshire Chipper reference because Looney Tunes had a character named the Shropshire Slasher, who himself is a likely reference to the Yorkshire Ripper

  • @SuperTreemendus
    @SuperTreemendus 4 роки тому +5

    Great remake of faulty towers. Love to hear him ranting about the view from a window in a Tenby hotel.

  • @ravictailor8738
    @ravictailor8738 6 років тому +14

    I feel like 'Harold Chipman' went over the heads of a lot of the audience members.

  • @NKraven88
    @NKraven88 7 років тому +8

    'I like my potatoes like i like my women, single and stark bollock naked.' I laughed to hard i woke the neighbors.

  • @Hannahsbooks2024
    @Hannahsbooks2024 4 роки тому +10

    I want to go shopping with him 😂😂

  • @jakeevara
    @jakeevara 5 років тому +9

    "... All over a pissing melon" fucking kills me every time!

  • @timwodzynski7234
    @timwodzynski7234 4 роки тому +2

    Aah his "Anger Management" tour 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tomparham1768
    @tomparham1768 8 років тому +36

    We do in the uk guys but tesco express are just small convenience shops,

    • @iamzodone
      @iamzodone 7 років тому +2

      Tom Parham what

    • @Mike-km2ct
      @Mike-km2ct 7 років тому +18

      Tesco Express is the brand name for the smaller Tesco stores located in urban areas, which have a more limited choice of goods available. You can buy loose, unpackaged vegetables at their larger stores.
      Is what he was trying to say.

  • @tamaraturford7482
    @tamaraturford7482 6 років тому +11

    So weird to think this Tesco is my local if it's the one I'm thinking of 😂 I've stood exactly where Rhod Gilbert had a fit over a potato

  • @philipwalton4877
    @philipwalton4877 4 роки тому +4

    The greatest rant you will ever witness in your lifetime

  • @mollyk3768
    @mollyk3768 6 років тому +6

    I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you.

  • @lindastanley229
    @lindastanley229 Рік тому +1

    Aww i just love rhod.❤

  • @oc2phish07
    @oc2phish07 4 роки тому +3

    He really is brilliant and the best around.

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 2 роки тому +1

    The loose potato joke is great

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 6 років тому +12

    NO ONE does angry sarcasm better!

  • @timwodzynski7234
    @timwodzynski7234 4 роки тому +3

    This show also contains his rant about trying to buy a cheese and pickle sandwich in the buffet car.

  • @animaltvi
    @animaltvi Рік тому +1

    If your wondering. He did enjoy his holiday with the one jacket potato.

  • @katieheys8564
    @katieheys8564 3 роки тому +6

    "no they don't, you did that" omg I fucking died!

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 3 місяці тому

      You didn't die. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

  • @christiancrazy-skydiver-gu739
    @christiancrazy-skydiver-gu739 3 місяці тому

    Brilliant! hahahaha where is the egg and cress / prawn sandwich bit??! anger management great western railway with the travling chef?!!? aww can't find it anywhere! pure comedy hahaha

  • @bobjones1885
    @bobjones1885 8 років тому +34

    that loose women reference made me choke

  • @radoodledoo
    @radoodledoo 7 років тому +97

    Bend over and say hello to King Edward!!

    • @LewisBrain
      @LewisBrain 6 років тому

      Rachie doodle 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blaircampbell6025
    @blaircampbell6025 2 роки тому +3

    Glorious

  • @vickithomas-jones5292
    @vickithomas-jones5292 5 років тому +1

    I'll never look at a baked potato in the same way ever again

  • @-_James_-
    @-_James_- 2 роки тому +3

    At the end he said he had to buy two anyway. I guess he ate one, and used the second to film this.

  • @PulkitMani
    @PulkitMani 6 місяців тому +3

    Beeeessst comic

  • @quokka0.0nraven
    @quokka0.0nraven 10 місяців тому

    This is why Rhod and David Mitchell make mayhem on Would I Lie To You... either one or the other can destroy any subject😂😂

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj 4 роки тому +1

    Poor manager!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicelydunwell5681
    @nicelydunwell5681 4 роки тому +2

    Is uncle Rhod coming for Christmas dinner this year? I'll take the jacket potatoes off the menu.

  • @gnshkini
    @gnshkini 8 років тому +22

    this guy is hillarious

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 4 роки тому +5

    This made me think of the amount of physical and verbal energy some comedians expend... then you have someone like John Bishop who hardly breaks a bead of sweat!

  • @cynthiasnyder1089
    @cynthiasnyder1089 8 років тому +14

    Rwy'n dy garu di Rhod Gilbert! We don't have this problem in America, but we do have a hot dog and bun problem.

    • @MapleandMagnoliaCandles
      @MapleandMagnoliaCandles 6 років тому

      Cary O Phil Len the government has that problem for sure. Not every American supports that decision though. 😊

    • @MapleandMagnoliaCandles
      @MapleandMagnoliaCandles 6 років тому

      Cary O Phil Len I agree, I hope one day it will no longer be an issue as well, peace to you too. :)

    • @ThePersian61
      @ThePersian61 3 роки тому

      I think we have that issue also. 6 buns and 8 hot dogs. Just so you have to buy a second pack of buns.

  • @oldguy7144
    @oldguy7144 4 роки тому +2

    Him and George Carlin should get an oscar for remembering all that stuff really.

  • @LegalAlien80
    @LegalAlien80 2 роки тому +1

    Oh gosh, but I enjoyed that rant.🤣

  • @VutecVision
    @VutecVision 6 років тому +3

    Outstanding...

  • @ErnieJourneys
    @ErnieJourneys 10 місяців тому +1

    Contingency potato 😂😂😂

  • @xxcxpl
    @xxcxpl 2 роки тому +3

    As funny as it is ... and it is 🙃 - there's a desperate cry for normality/logic in our life behind this act which makes perfect sense. Respect to Gilbert for the courage to shout it out loud. Peace on Earth - Let's Think More 🤟

  • @kevineasley4789
    @kevineasley4789 4 роки тому +2

    Can I just say I would love a self-peeling potato

  • @carldean3159
    @carldean3159 Рік тому +1

    “I don’t want to home and find a pan of mash and a suicide note” pmsl funniest line ever said

  • @pohl54
    @pohl54 5 років тому +1

    I like my potato like I like my women, single and stark bollock naked. Just brilliant.

  • @bobmoshe
    @bobmoshe 2 роки тому +2

    Brilliant!

  • @teamtoobs
    @teamtoobs 3 роки тому +3

    Absolutely true!
    Brilliant!

  • @thomasconlon2606
    @thomasconlon2606 7 років тому +2

    Fucking genius 😂😂😂

  • @anonymousanonymous-ug1qt
    @anonymousanonymous-ug1qt 6 років тому

    OMG sooo funny and true I couldn't stop laughing absolutely classic

  • @strangemagic5502
    @strangemagic5502 Рік тому

    Should have gone to Asda. They sell baked potatoes individually 😊

  • @Shepherd999
    @Shepherd999 Рік тому +1

    Legend.

  • @andrewgudgeonobe2721
    @andrewgudgeonobe2721 4 роки тому

    Saw him at the Fringe live. Amazing

  • @nondesperado
    @nondesperado 3 роки тому +3

    Is this why he has a tattoo of a potato on his left shoulder?

    • @leob5242
      @leob5242 Місяць тому

      Does he have a tattoo of a luggage handle on the next shoulder?😂😂😂😂

  • @snapperjessen
    @snapperjessen 7 років тому +86

    wonder if this is the reason for his potattoo?

    • @nordlyselsker
      @nordlyselsker 7 років тому +2

      Yes. Or at least that's part of the reason. ua-cam.com/video/zzlPbWmy8MI/v-deo.html

    • @Bulldog1878
      @Bulldog1878 6 років тому

      Nope. He wanted to get a tat for the first time but wanted something ridiculous and not the same as everyone else...So spur of the moment he asked for a spud...

    • @Bulldog1878
      @Bulldog1878 6 років тому

      @@silvertounge6630 wrong

    • @monstersince
      @monstersince 5 років тому

      rhod gilberts work experience tattoo artist he got a cake tattoo

  • @hisdivinegraceimperialmaje4178
    @hisdivinegraceimperialmaje4178 3 роки тому +1

    non stop laughing from start to finish

  • @richardaustin8955
    @richardaustin8955 4 роки тому +3

    Bloody hilarious. I’ve heard Michael McIntyre is a comedian too but I’ve never seen any evidence to support it...

  • @AB-gz9yb
    @AB-gz9yb 6 років тому +5

    He reminds me of myself so much

  • @smg7602
    @smg7602 4 роки тому

    The Yorkshire chipper OMG!